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Speaker 1: It's a Brick and Jeffrey podcast, and we've got a

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Speaker 1: brand new show for you, including What's on Your Mind

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Speaker 1: coming up. And I'm not going to I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to apologize to what I said about the Christmas Dads.

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Speaker 2: I'm just not I think.

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Speaker 3: At least my mom would agree.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't worry, Yes exactly, that's coming up. And

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Speaker 1: of course the number three phone tap of the year.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe we're already here. But first your comments.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this one said, Hello guys.

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Speaker 4: I'm teacher Juan from Brazil, and I can't thank you

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Speaker 4: enough for all the joy you guys bring to my days.

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Speaker 4: I even use some episodes in class with my students

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Speaker 4: and of course introduce them to the greatest show in

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Speaker 4: radio today at the same time.

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Speaker 2: That's so good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was just talking to my son yesterday.

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Speaker 1: He's in third grade, and he was like, Mom, did

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Speaker 1: you know that some people learn Italian by watching TV?

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Speaker 2: I go fun fact, some people learn English by listening

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Speaker 2: to this show.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so many people have told me Jeff's voice is

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Speaker 4: the perfect cadence for learning English.

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Speaker 2: Listen to Jeff's Boy and.

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Speaker 4: It's like perfect because it's slow and he enunciates.

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Speaker 2: I guess like a rich bullet.

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Speaker 5: That's it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's opposite.

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Speaker 7: I've met people that were Latino that were like, we

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Speaker 7: heard that there was a jose so we thought, oh,

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Speaker 7: there's gonna be someone speaking.

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Speaker 6: Spanish and I never do.

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Speaker 2: No, maybe maybe next year, Josey.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you never know.

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Speaker 2: All Right, your new show starts right now.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And last week

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Speaker 5: on the show, we covered the hot new baby naming trend.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, choosing to name your child a popular dog

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Speaker 5: name like Blue or Buddy or band show In a

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Speaker 5: similar vein, rover dot com just released their annual list

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Speaker 5: of the most popular dog and cat names of the year.

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Speaker 3: Like dog walk off of Ptero?

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Speaker 2: Is it that are perfect for babies or its kind of?

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Speaker 5: They're just the most popular dog and cat names. And

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Speaker 5: just like last year, everyone's still naming their dog Charlie, Max,

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Speaker 5: Luna and Bella and cat Luna, Milo, Oliver and Lily

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Speaker 2: All I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 8: There are so many Olivers in elementary school right now already.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no surprise there. But the more interesting part of

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Speaker 5: the report are the unique names that people are choosing

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Speaker 5: for their pets now, Like lately, we're seeing a huge

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Speaker 5: spike in names inspired by foods and celebrities.

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Speaker 6: Cool.

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Speaker 8: I love that, Like a little cat named Marshmallow, my

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Speaker 8: dog walk popcorn. Oh Yeah.

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Speaker 5: For cats, the name Provolone is up five hundred and

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Speaker 5: nine percent this year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and his little sister Mozzarella.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, along with casserole, burrito, dumpling, like the wine, Taylor

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Speaker 5: Swift and Harry Styles Alexis, You're not gonna like this,

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Speaker 5: but pun names for cats, Mini Mews and Leonardo Dicaprimio

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Speaker 6: Yeah, DiCaprio.

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Speaker 5: For dogs, the name cal Zone is up two hundred

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Speaker 5: and eleven percent. Other trending names are poutine, pastrami, Cauliflowers, sardine, prosecco,

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Speaker 5: Kelsey like Travis Jason Plankton, and Sandy cheeks from Spongebobs.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, only if you have like a grubby.

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Speaker 4: It's like, what do you have one name that you

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Speaker 4: the whole cast.

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Speaker 5: All my dogs and my family growing up have all

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Speaker 5: been food names. I thought burger and bagel, Yeah, personally,

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Speaker 5: and then when I was a kid, we had Kelua, Bosco,

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Speaker 5: Rollo Bailey and gold Schlager might come.

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Speaker 2: From we named kids after alcohol.

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Speaker 5: Now Digital Jake, I know has a dog named I

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Speaker 5: want to say Doritos Locos Taco because he looks like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't make you know in this respect, I'm.

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Speaker 5: Going don't go with that. Let's get into the tree.

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Speaker 6: They're listening right now.

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Speaker 5: Let's go with this.

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Speaker 9: Today is Lost and Found Day. It's the official celebration

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Speaker 9: of all the stuff you'd swore you'd never lose but

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Speaker 9: lose and forget their most precious belongings at the worst time.

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Speaker 9: It's all going through an airport.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, because you're always taking stuff out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't break that up. In my family, my

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Speaker 5: That's where I come in accident.

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Speaker 9: So today we'll be doing a special Misplaced in the Airspace.

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Speaker 5: Edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: Now I have a list of the top twenty items

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Speaker 9: around the country. But I'm taking the top three objects

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Speaker 9: off the list. That's number one phones, number two laptops

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Speaker 9: and tablets, and number three wallets and IDs. These are

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Speaker 9: all too obvious, and everything after that in the game

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Speaker 9: is fair game. Okay, So we'll start with the woman

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Speaker 9: who lost her lunch at the airport cocktail lounge. If

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Speaker 9: too many espresso martinis, that's Alexis, Alexis. I have four

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Speaker 9: through twenty on the board things most brought to lost

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Speaker 9: and founds at airports.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna go because you guys, remember our producer

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Speaker 4: made a big deal about it when he left his

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Speaker 4: water bottle at the air.

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Speaker 3: Remember he was very upset about that.

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Speaker 6: Now it was a nice one he took care of.

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Speaker 9: He literally stole my I'm gonna go water bottle, water

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Speaker 9: bottle number fourteen on the list. I'm gonna take water

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Speaker 9: bottles and mugs.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, we really need to work on your boundaries.

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Speaker 5: You can say no, just.

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Speaker 2: Don't give it to him. And by the way, stop

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Speaker 2: borrowing my headphones. That's how boundary works.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Brook, we're over to you.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I think because I just brought it up with

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Speaker 8: the dad ring. How about jewelry.

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Speaker 9: Jewelry is number thirteen on my list necklaces and watches

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Speaker 9: that slip off unnoticed. Yeah, Jose, we're over to you.

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Speaker 7: Know the first one I want to say, but they

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Speaker 7: always go back forward obviously.

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Speaker 2: But your keys, oh that's a good one.

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Speaker 9: Your keys is number four on the list.

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Speaker 5: Jose.

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Speaker 9: That's the highest answer of car keys, house keys, key chains.

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Speaker 9: A lot of stuff goes missing, Jeffrey, it's your turn.

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Speaker 5: You guys know that I love a good wanding at

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Speaker 5: the airport, so it can be a little bit distracting

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Speaker 5: and make me leave some stuff behind. Why do you

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Speaker 5: ask for the extra search? Yes, I enjoyed the experience.

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Speaker 5: So the thing is normally I'm leaving a phone number

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Speaker 5: behind for the TSA, But since this probably has to

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Speaker 5: be an object, I'm gonna go with business card, Jake.

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Speaker 9: Business card did not make my own listens business card?

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Speaker 5: Wow for our business for the brook Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 5: Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: You can just tell people to go to our website.

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Speaker 2: This is my people are gonna listen. Yes, don't make

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Speaker 2: us look that flame.

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Speaker 10: Please.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey's out, thankfully.

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Speaker 6: I want to exchange business.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go Okay. I always said no phones or laptops.

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Speaker 2: We're about chargers like.

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Speaker 9: Laptops, charge chargers number sixteen, chargers and power banks going

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Speaker 9: to take off. There.

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Speaker 8: One thing that causes panic if we lose it is

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Speaker 8: any sort of special toy that my kids have.

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Speaker 2: Oh ye, give me toys.

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Speaker 9: Toys number nineteen on my list, Tenny Bear's action figures.

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Speaker 9: Just taking toys in general off the board. Jose, you

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Speaker 9: got anything for me.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna take a risk here and I'm gonna say

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Speaker 7: there was one time was well, I'm going to the

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Speaker 7: airport and some guy got five giant bottles of alcohol confiscated.

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Speaker 7: So I'm gonna say alcohol like if somebody forgets even

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Speaker 7: if you have a little mini bottles that you bring on,

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Speaker 7: you may have forgotten them.

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Speaker 9: Alcohol did not make my learning. Alcohol you drink it, ye, Alexis.

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Speaker 9: It's up down to you and Brook. Next wrong answer.

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Speaker 2: I got, I got one in my head that is

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Speaker 3: Really Brook, it's Alexis stirred me.

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Speaker 2: Bring it.

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Speaker 3: Just clothes like your jacket.

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Speaker 5: You lost your pants?

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Speaker 9: Okay, jacket number nine on the list. They're taking coats

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Speaker 9: and jackets off the list.

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Speaker 2: Don't even throw it to me, Just show me sunglasses.

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Speaker 9: Sunglasses number five on the list eyeglasses and sunglasses right

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Speaker 9: below keys. Alexis very few left.

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Speaker 4: You know, I show up to the airport looking real

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Speaker 3: What do you leave behind some makeup.

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Speaker 9: Makeup bag number seventeen on the list.

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Speaker 8: We are cooking brook show me toothbrush, toothbrush.

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Speaker 5: I did not make the list.

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Speaker 9: And that means Alexis is one Today's vision up plenty

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Speaker 2: Exciting you back at four.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the things you guys missed on the list. Number

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Speaker 9: eight was scarves ten, travel neck pillow, books was eleven,

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Speaker 9: strollers was twelve, umbrellas was fifteen, shoes was eighteen, Like

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Speaker 9: you take them, take them, forget them, or you switch

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Speaker 9: shoes at security. Number twenty musical instruments.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so Alexis, you get to choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 5: while singing. All I want for Christmas is you by.

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Speaker 2: Mariah care for your business card business.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I feel attacked for supporting the show, but that's okay.

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Speaker 5: I don't want love for Christmas. There is just one

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Speaker 5: thing I don't care about the present underneath the Christmas tree.

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Speaker 5: That is your shot collar. Question of the day we

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Speaker 5: got your phones out. Coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 10: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: A question, what does your guys's inner voice sound like?

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Speaker 2: Sounds like me, sounds like my normal.

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Speaker 5: Like your normal voice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it would be cool if I had an

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Speaker 2: accent or something. Oh, that'd be nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one my normal my inner voice was hot, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Australian may on or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll be nice. Weird though, mine sounds like this

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Speaker 5: a dolphin. Yeah, my inner voice is flipp or the

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Speaker 5: TV dolphin.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that's a nineteen fifties reference.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, nineteen seventies it. Yeah, I don't know why every

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Speaker 5: single thought I have, it's just a dolphin. I am

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Speaker 5: kind of hungry now that I think about it. But

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Speaker 5: coming up, we're going to do a full dive into

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Speaker 5: all of our inner thoughts. Oh. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 5: anybody else has a cool celebrity voice inside like mine,

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Speaker 5: but we're gonna find out during What's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: That was a weird analogy the dolphin.

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Speaker 5: Okay, thanks for shaming my inner voice. We'll shame each

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Speaker 5: other more. I have some bad thoughts happening. They're going

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Speaker 5: to come out right now, it's broken Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 5: morning and hot tip. If you ever can't think of

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Speaker 5: what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Well, I have found big someone worse than the Grinch

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Speaker 11: Oh men, oh men, general specifically Dad's okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: It's not just me. I have had group text with

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Speaker 5: I could see that. I can see what you're saying.

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Speaker 5: It's a little bit crooked, actually, habit.

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Speaker 5: You know, you could always switch over to Hanukah because

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Speaker 8: I met there's still a woman that is doing supping

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Speaker 5: Definitely a war already, sound like an angry Jewish mother

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Speaker 6: I made read everybody.

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Speaker 7: Well, my usual massage place has canceled on me three

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Speaker 12: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Do you know it brings the magic of the holidays

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Speaker 7: So she's like, well, maybe I can do it in

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Speaker 5: He's your husband.

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Speaker 7: She goes, Hey, we're looking out for his energy, you're

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Speaker 3: Just do it in his sleep.

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Speaker 6: She goes, sometimes I saved my husband in.

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Speaker 13: His page.

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Speaker 3: What you do to a haunted house?

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Speaker 3: I was like, what is happening?

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Speaker 6: All the girls laugh, Remember they're all drinking wine.

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Speaker 7: And whole time I'm like, I need to help these

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Speaker 5: They're being trick broke, upset.

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Speaker 8: Well, I don't, you're not going to find them in

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Speaker 7: Well, if there's some husbands out there, you're waking up

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Speaker 3: Don't focus on the bad. Maybe the week kept feeling amazing.

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Speaker 5: I know, because it was she just expelled your demons

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Speaker 4: So I went to an Italian restaurant last night I

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Speaker 3: I wasn't as excited as you are.

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Speaker 4: Please do not come to my table, because what are

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, and they was from my ear.

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Speaker 3: They're like, are you celebrating anything? I'm like no.

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Speaker 5: Nobody comes here unless it's for a great occasion, literally

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, actually nothing, hoping they'd leave no

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Speaker 7: Then they'd be like, we got nothing to celebrate.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know what you do exactly.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, can I eat while they're singing?

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Speaker 4: I just stare at them, and then I was afraid

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Speaker 5: But I didn't know they do enjoy it when you

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Speaker 4: all right, Jeffy, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm really looking forward to going on vacation during Christmas.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to Hawaii. Yeah, very excited, but I gotta

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to see any whales.

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Speaker 1: Well, maybe there'll be an old whale that shows up

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Speaker 5: You but I want to see like sprightly young whales

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm into this. What do you got.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're getting in the back of a pickup truck.

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Speaker 2: You're doing it right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know about the pickup truck situation, but

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Speaker 6: I see him at the bottom of the ocean.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, if I get even closer, that'd be even better.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I just have to get on that

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Speaker 5: what's on our minds. You could text into seven eight, five,

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: in the morning. Have we checked the textboard yet.

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Speaker 14: Yes.

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Speaker 2: I've been totally writing people back all morning. It's awesome.

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Speaker 5: a couple. This text says, Laser stories is the best.

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Speaker 5: I always do the accent when you have the dumb

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Speaker 5: our dumb producer boyd. Best British accent since Ron Weasley

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Speaker 5: went through puberty, so watch your tone. Another text said,

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Speaker 5: y'all sparkle my morning so hard. I usually don't stop

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Speaker 2: What happens that's when starts?

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Speaker 5: I picture of the joker with like a perma smile,

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Speaker 5: from Jersey. Where can I listen to your show?

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Speaker 2: Oh cool?

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Speaker 5: If you do want to listen, We're available on all

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Speaker 5: the podcast platforms Apple, Spotify and now on the dark

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or you can find the closest radio city next

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Speaker 1: to you and go to how to listen on the

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Speaker 5: I thought you meant drive over to your local closest

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I said it backwards.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, here what I meant, right?

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Speaker 2: You go to Brooknjeffrey dot com slash how to listen.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: In the morning, twas the night before Christmas, and all

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Speaker 5: The place smelled of sweat and gingerbread baking. But hark

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Speaker 3: Oh what's happening?

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Speaker 5: He so down the stairs fast. I ran in a flutter,

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Speaker 5: and there found my wife hooking up with my mother.

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Speaker 8: Oh your wife, please tell you this is a weird dream.

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Speaker 15: Jack let a screen to show I'm disgusted and shared

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Speaker 15: what I saw on a holiday edition of Busted. Unfaithful

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Speaker 10: Good ending sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends,

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Speaker 5: They thought they could get away with that, but now

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Speaker 5: does not blame you for bringing mistletoe to your kids.

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Speaker 5: Parent teacher comments, Wait, we yeah, because we're doing a

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Speaker 5: special holiday edition of Busted, where our listeners are going

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Speaker 5: to share some stories and how they caught their exes

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Speaker 5: their holiday heartbreaks. We're gonna start with Rachel, tell us

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Speaker 16: Okay, so one year, my boyfriend decided he was going

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Speaker 16: to try to hide all of his gifts from me

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Speaker 2: Wait, only one year he did that. The rest of

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Speaker 16: Just left about Well, I'm a notorious snooper. You know,

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00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,120
Speaker 16: he shakes the boxes you find out what's in him,

449
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 16: and I just I can't help myself.

450
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 1: Okay, So he worked extra hard to ensure a surprise

451
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 1: for you.

452
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 17: I wouldn't say extra hard.

453
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 5: Why.

454
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,439
Speaker 16: Yeah, So not only was he dumb enough to hide it,

455
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 16: just like in his closet on the floor.

456
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,159
Speaker 5: I was at a bad hiding spot. Yeah, I got

457
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 5: to change some stuff.

458
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 16: This is it was like he wanted me to find it,

459
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 16: and like he wanted me to find the two other

460
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 16: gifts that were wrapped and labeled with coast its right

461
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,160
Speaker 16: next to it, one for Tinder Sarah and the other

462
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 16: four Tinder Tina.

463
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,360
Speaker 8: And he couldn't just write Sarah and Tina.

464
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 6: We have to like, okay, which one's which?

465
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,680
Speaker 2: Yes, He's like, this is what I have her saved

466
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 2: in as in my phones.

467
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's so horrible to find that. What

468
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 5: did you do?

469
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:14,119
Speaker 16: Honestly, I didn't say anything. What I just kind of

470
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 16: sat on it and waited until we did our gift exchange,

471
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 16: and then I brought his big, big gift.

472
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 17: It was a giant box inside with a suitcase sold

473
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,719
Speaker 17: with all of good clothes.

474
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 6: That's a good present.

475
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 5: Oh you guys are going on a vacation together. That's

476
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 5: so fun.

477
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 2: I bet he was so confused.

478
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,880
Speaker 16: It was very much a merry Christmas, leave my life

479
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 16: for every think you good?

480
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 5: I Oh yeah, still not the worst Christmas I've ever had.

481
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 2: So around.

482
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go to Michael. Tell us how you busted

483
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 5: your significant other.

484
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 14: So my girlfriend is nanny to a little four year

485
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,399
Speaker 14: old girl, right sweet. So one day I stopped by

486
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 14: after work to go see her, and they were outside

487
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 14: making no man. They even put clothes on both the snowmen,

488
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 14: right yeah. And it looked like a guy and girl

489
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 14: snowman holding hands.

490
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 5: Oh so it's adorable.

491
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 12: Yeah. Sure.

492
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 14: So I asked the little girl if that was supposed

493
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,199
Speaker 14: to be me and my girlfriend Heidi.

494
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 2: H yeah.

495
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 14: She She then tells me no, it was Heidi and

496
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 14: the other guy who visits and kisses Heidi.

497
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 2: Oh brutally honest.

498
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 14: Ye, speaking of brutal honesty. Then she points to the

499
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 14: abs she drew on the snowman and says, yeah, he

500
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 14: has these, and you don't a.

501
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 2: Why is the four year old seeing this guy shirt?

502
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 6: Guy's got an.

503
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 2: Already is a little question. But nanny's bringing the boyfriend around.

504
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 2: But two boyfriends.

505
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 5: Maybe there's a swimming pool in the backyard, or let's

506
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 5: just say that.

507
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 6: Hope for that.

508
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 5: All right, we got time for one more. Let's go

509
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Speaker 5: to Maggie. Maggie, tell us how you busted your significant other.

510
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 17: Okay, so my boyfriend I thought it'd be fun to

511
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 17: take pictures of the Mambastanna. So we go down there

512
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 17: and we get in line, and the whole time we're

513
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 17: in line, one of the female alf assistants is flirting

514
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 17: with him like big time, just like obviously, and I'm

515
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 17: getting annoyed, but you know, I was just trying to

516
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 17: ignore it because we're doing something fun and you're going

517
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 17: to be gone so quick.

518
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 12: Yeah.

519
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and if you're starting, can you at

520
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: least like let us cut to the front.

521
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 9: Yeah.

522
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 17: And so when the picture is done, I go to

523
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 17: pay and when I turn around, my boyfriend's gone. I

524
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 17: can't find him anywhere.

525
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 12: Or the elf.

526
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 17: Oh I know. I look over at the shack, which

527
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 17: was like cold, stand's workshop and I see two other

528
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 17: like female alf assistants kind of smirking me guarding the door.

529
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 17: So I ran, I know, I ran around to the

530
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 17: window and let me just say, my boyfriend definitely made

531
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 17: the naughty list.

532
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah to keep the pictures.

533
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:18,959
Speaker 17: Well yeah, they wouldn't refund me for the picture on

534
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 17: top of that. Yes cool, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah I

535
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 17: had it and then I burned it, So.

536
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 12: There we go there. Wow.

537
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 5: And just on a side note, which Santa did you

538
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 5: go visit? Which man was that one at? We need

539
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 5: to know.

540
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 18: I'm not going to out you on that one. Yeah,

541
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 18: Sanna's not It's not Santa's Falls. So yeah, they're making

542
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 18: more than just toys this Christmas apparently.

543
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 5: Well, thank you for sharing that with us. Text in

544
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 5: seven eight, five nine to hit up our textport. If

545
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 5: you have a funny story about how you caught one

546
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 5: of your exes cheating, you could be on the next

547
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 5: normal edition of Busted. That was your holiday version. We

548
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 5: got your phone tap coming up.

549
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 10: Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

550
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 5: We're getting closer and closer to the top phone tap

551
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 5: of the year as we continue are countdown. We're at

552
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 5: number three today. This is huge and this one Brook

553
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 5: calls a guy whose job is to answer those one

554
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 5: eight hundred how's my driving calls? You know, from trucks

555
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 5: on the road. People actually call those, and he's definitely

556
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 5: gotten some bizarre and strange feedback before. Guaranteed he's never

557
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 5: had one like this. That's why it's your number three

558
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 5: phone tab of the year right now.

559
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffries ten phone taps of Christmas number three.

560
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 19: For transport services this as well. How can I help you?

561
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 2: Hi?

562
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 7: Hi?

563
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 3: I saw this on the back of a truck. It

564
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 3: says how's my driving? And there's like a phone number.

565
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 19: Yeah, this is the place to call. Do you have

566
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 19: a truck ID number that you're calling about?

567
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 9: Oh?

568
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't it.

569
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 19: Okay, can you tell me take that down real quick?

570
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 3: XP DASH six seven night. I'm actually following it right now.

571
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 19: Okay, you got it. Did you have a complaint or

572
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 19: a comment you would like to log or ask me about?

573
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 3: Actually I have a compliment.

574
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 19: Okay, so he's driving, Well then I just.

575
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 3: Think he is rather good looking.

576
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 19: Oh okay, Well, this is which isn't like a way

577
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 19: to like connect you with the driver. It's more the weekend.

578
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 3: Mon really hear you right now.

579
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 11: But I just have a quick question because I'm a

580
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 11: so many he's single.

581
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 19: I don't know why you would assume that I drove.

582
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 11: Next to him. I drove next to him, and I

583
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 11: did that horn pole thing you know, dud dude, oh my,

584
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 11: and there was no ring on that hand.

585
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 19: So my question, well, that's interesting. I don't know why

586
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 19: you're telling me all this.

587
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 3: Because just wait, listen, I need his name.

588
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 20: Oh, Unfortunately, I'm not able to disclose that information to callers.

589
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: I mean, you you have a seamy radio. Can you

590
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 3: just like deliver a message from me? Then?

591
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,360
Speaker 20: No, that would actually be a breach in our contract

592
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 20: with our drivers.

593
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 3: Rosebud over and out.

594
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 11: There's a lady following you who thinks you are sexy?

595
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 3: Right, gee is sexy too?

596
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 19: Yeah.

597
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 20: I will need to end this call unless there's anything

598
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 20: that I need to address about their driving.

599
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 3: No, what you know what? Can you just leave him

600
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: a message from me? Hmm, it's really quick.

601
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 11: I just need you to tell him when he stopped

602
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 11: to get gas at exit thirty nine, I was just

603
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 11: joking about putting an air tag on his truck.

604
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 19: Oh damn, come on, No, Okay.

605
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 3: I wasn't joking.

606
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 19: He did do that. Okay, it didn't come.

607
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 11: Off as flirty as I wanted it to. I don't know,

608
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 11: maybe it sounded like threatening.

609
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 12: I'll tell you what.

610
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 19: I'm gonna take your name down.

611
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: Wait are you hitting on me?

612
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 19: It's quite the opposite, ma'am.

613
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 20: I'm actually concerned about you and the safety of our driver.

614
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 3: Now, you could just tell him it's the hottie and

615
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: the Red Civic.

616
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 19: Okay, that's a Red Civic. What's the year of that?

617
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 3: Oh? No, one never tells her age.

618
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 19: Okay, this is troubling, man. You should probably turn around

619
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 19: and go home.

620
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 3: You can make a U turn on a freeway.

621
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 19: No no, ma'am. If you made a U turn on

622
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 19: a highway, that wouldn't be safe or legal.

623
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 3: You like, I've never been arrested before.

624
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,959
Speaker 19: Okay, that's funny.

625
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 3: That's funny. Listen.

626
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 11: If you're not gonna give me his information, can you

627
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 11: just tell him that my address is on my brazier

628
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 11: so he could just.

629
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: Send it back.

630
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 19: Okay.

631
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 20: I absolutely will not do that, and I hope your

632
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 20: brazier is nowhere on or near our vehicle.

633
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: I signed I'm brawn. I put it in his passenger seat.

634
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 3: Yeah what well, I tossed it in there because back

635
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 3: at the diner he left the window open a crack.

636
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 3: Oh man, I introduced myself. I didn't want to look

637
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 3: like a stalker.

638
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 9: Man.

639
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 20: That's exactly what you're doing by not following my directions

640
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 20: and not listening to me right now.

641
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 11: Oh, I also rot on the backside of the bra

642
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 11: I wrote down my favorite radio show Broken Jeffrey in

643
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 11: the Morning.

644
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 20: I don't even see how that's relevant. I need you

645
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 20: to hang up the phone and turn off the net

646
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 20: and stop following.

647
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 11: They're the ones that do the break phone calls, you know,

648
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 11: like this one that you're.

649
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 3: On right now.

650
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 5: What can you not.

651
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 3: You can't hear me?

652
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe can you hear me better?

653
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 19: Now?

654
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 5: This is actually.

655
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 19: Why is the driving stopped?

656
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 8: Because this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke

657
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 8: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm I'm in a

658
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 8: radio studio right now, and that was just a sound effect.

659
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 19: Oh my god, what are you kidding me?

660
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: No, your boss Elena wrote us and said, it's your

661
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: one year anniversary at your job.

662
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 3: Congratulations.

663
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 20: Oh no, oh man, No, we've had people follow our

664
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 20: drivers before.

665
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 2: Oh she told me that.

666
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 3: She said, you deal with a lot of weirdos.

667
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 20: Yeah, but most of them don't sign a bra and

668
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 20: put it in the driver's seat.

669
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: Oh that was actually my favorite one, So I do

670
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: need that back if you could send it to the

671
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: radio station.

672
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 19: No wait, did you wait? No, you're kidding.

673
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 10: That was your number three phone tap of twenty twenty five,

674
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 10: freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

675
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 5: For sure, the most annoying part of dating apps isn't

676
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 5: the constant scrolling, or the inappropriate DMS, or even coming

677
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 5: across Brook's secret cougar match profile again again and again.

678
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 6: The job boys don't get bit.

679
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 5: It's all the wasted energy that you put in getting

680
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 5: to know somebody really, really well, only to never actually

681
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 5: meet up with them in person.

682
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 2: So frustrating. I mean it sounds like it's well.

683
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 5: Our listener on the phone says he's been there too

684
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 5: many times and now he has a method to eliminate

685
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 5: that headache and get right to the good stuff. You're

686
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 5: gonna hear it in a second date update right after

687
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 5: this second date update. If you ask me and Brook,

688
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 5: you'll probably agree with this. The dating world needs more ultimatums.

689
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: No job, Yes, No, ults are not ever good.

690
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 5: Ever, I think maybe we need them because the more

691
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 5: listeners we talk to, everybody seems so indecisive, so wishy washy, like,

692
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 5: oh maybe I'll date her, or maybe that other hot girl,

693
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 5: or maybe I'll just stick with my wife. I don't

694
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 5: really know here ultimatum suddenly sounding good, hombra.

695
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, they stick to your wife? Like, what is happening?

696
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 9: MT.

697
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 5: That's why I appreciate somebody who's actually willing to lay

698
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 5: all their cards down on the table and say this

699
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 5: is it, Take it or leave it. Apparently that's how

700
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 5: our listener, Dustin rolls ultimatum style. Well that's the vibe

701
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 5: I got from his email, Dustin, Welcome to the show.

702
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 12: Hey, how's it going?

703
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 13: Guys?

704
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: Hey, you sound like such a nice guy for being

705
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: such a badassholetimatum maker.

706
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, tell me if I was wrong. But it sounds

707
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 5: like you like to play the dating game a little

708
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 5: bit more straightforward.

709
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, totally, let's go, man. I mean, I don't have

710
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 12: that much time left. I'm not going to sit down

711
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 12: and text all day.

712
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,719
Speaker 3: I want to extend.

713
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 5: Do you do this?

714
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 12: Here's my new role now when I talk to people,

715
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 12: it's like if I don't meet up with them right away,

716
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 12: it pretty much just kind of sizzles out.

717
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I can see how that could happen.

718
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 5: If you don't do that, you'll get strung along for

719
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 5: weeks and months and never did that person?

720
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: What is right away to you? What does that mean?

721
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 12: Yeah? I think like forty eight to seventy two hours

722
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,959
Speaker 12: we should at least have like some kind of plan

723
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 12: to hang out. But like if that plan's not established

724
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 12: and it's probably never gonna work out.

725
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's actually.

726
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 6: Kind of a rule.

727
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: I kind of like that rule, like it's respecting everybody's time.

728
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, dating runs on deadlines, and so that's good.

729
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 2: Esse.

730
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 5: You gave Jessica the dating deadline.

731
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 12: Well, I don't know. She I ended up just getting

732
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 12: her number and then I pretty much like kind of

733
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 12: took the conversation elsewhere off the app and then started

734
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 12: texting from there.

735
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 4: I feel like that's an important step because otherwise the app,

736
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 4: you don't open it, you know, you don't reply, Yeah,

737
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 4: I don't.

738
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 5: Check this person. So once it got off of the apps,

739
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 5: how did you and Jessica vibe?

740
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 12: She's really really funny, So she pretty much was just

741
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 12: saying like, hey, long time, no chat?

742
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, did you turn it into an in person

743
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 1: date pretty quickly?

744
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 12: Yeah? We went out for pizza. I love pizza.

745
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: Was it in person?

746
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 5: Oh?

747
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 12: You want to know the crazy part about that? Yes?

748
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: Obviously that's the only part I want to know part.

749
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,959
Speaker 5: We'll start with the crazy part first.

750
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 6: Start there.

751
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 12: She looked really different from the photos that went on

752
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 12: the profile. Different, not like a cat fish. I mean

753
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 12: she was still like super cute, like for sure, but

754
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 12: like different different, like different.

755
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: Okay again, no, do you mean like she colored her

756
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: hair a different color.

757
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 6: Maybe a full face tattoo that wasn't there before.

758
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 12: No, nothing like that, but that would have been like

759
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 12: totally cool.

760
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 5: Okay. Overall though, you liked what you saw in person.

761
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 12: Yeah, she was cute. It was just different than what

762
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 12: I expected. But could this be my perspective? A lot

763
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 12: of the photos she had she was wearing sunglasses, so

764
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 12: you could be misjudged through that.

765
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sunglasses now cover like seventy percent of the

766
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 5: face to tell who they are. So now that we've

767
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 5: covered the crazy, that a crazy part. Now that we've

768
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 5: covered all the crazy parts of the date, bring us

769
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 5: to the boring You know, mushy stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,

770
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 5: that's my favorite. Jose wants to know how the rest

771
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 5: of the date went.

772
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 12: Everything was normal about the date, but then there was

773
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 12: like this one part that was really weird.

774
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 5: Okay, going back to crazy again.

775
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 12: It wasn't like super crazy, but it was just like

776
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 12: one of those another different things than I thought.

777
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 2: Okay, what happened?

778
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 12: Well, on her profile, like she talks about like pilates,

779
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 12: and a bunch of like pilates stuff is on her profile.

780
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 12: All right, Yeah, so I was kind of I thought

781
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 12: that was kind of cool about her. But every time

782
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 12: I would talk to her about pilates, I swear she

783
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 12: would just kept redirecting the conversation into something else.

784
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 2: Huh.

785
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 12: Weird.

786
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: So it's either like, you know, it feels like she

787
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: either lied on her bio or you're talking to a

788
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: different person than what you're thinking.

789
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: But I mean using girls.

790
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 5: But Alexis, you put stuff in your profile that you

791
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 5: don't actually care much about. It's more of like a

792
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 5: I love sports.

793
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 8: I do like a collegiate athletes, more athletic than you.

794
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 6: Jack.

795
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 5: But she also says that she enjoys baseball, even though

796
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 5: she thinks it has a half time in.

797
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 3: Enjoyed that half times in the game.

798
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 6: Not halftime after construction the second inning.

799
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 5: Jack, I'm just saying maybe she isn't fully into Pilate's

800
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 5: as much as she claims.

801
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 3: On says easier prompt to put on there, and I.

802
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: Will say there is there is a phenomenon right now

803
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: that if you aren't a die hard fan of something,

804
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to say that you like it.

805
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 5: You know, how long has it been since you last

806
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 5: spoke to Jessica.

807
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 12: It's been like six days.

808
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 5: Oh no, which is a long time.

809
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: When you were moving so quick, you know, you had

810
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: a pacing going, and it's dead.

811
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 12: I don't understand because we both had such a great time.

812
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 12: She said, she had a great time.

813
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 5: You know, let's try and keep the great times going

814
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 5: when we come back and we give this girl another

815
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 5: ultimatum and saying, I am it's either go out with

816
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 5: Dustin now or lose him forever.

817
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,720
Speaker 6: That's always the Yeah, that's.

818
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 5: Just yeah, it just sounds more scary if you say ultimatum.

819
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 5: We're going to come back and do it with your

820
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 5: second date right after this, So hold on today's second

821
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 5: date update begs the question, can you fully trust what

822
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 5: you see in someone's dating profile, because our listener Dustin

823
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 5: met up with a woman from Bumble who looked a

824
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 5: little different than her picture. Not bad though, just different,

825
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 5: like a good, good different. And even though her bio

826
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 5: talked about pilates a lot, she didn't really want to

827
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 5: discuss it much on their date, which is kind of strange.

828
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 5: To be fair, my old dating profile said I'm Jewish,

829
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 5: but any woman who met up with me would discover

830
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 5: I'm not kosher and not good with money, so probably

831
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 5: equally confusing that.

832
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: That's a really good point, Jeff, Yeah, I.

833
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 5: Mean you can't trust it fully from the dating profile.

834
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 5: The good news is Dustin, despite the differences, really had

835
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 5: a good time with her. Yeah, it felt like they

836
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 5: vibed in ways he hasn't in the two years that

837
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 5: he has spent on this half before.

838
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: God, I really want this to work out for you,

839
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: justin just because you have put in the time and

840
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: the effort and you seem like a good guy.

841
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, thanks a lot, Brooke, I really do appreciate that

842
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 12: about you.

843
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, you.

844
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 6: Appreciate that she compliments you.

845
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 5: Well, her her fingers are crossed right now when she

846
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 5: said that, So Yeah, you.

847
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 2: Don wanted to tell everybody everything.

848
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 5: Okay, I feel like there is some part of Brook

849
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 5: that really is rooting for you today, justin yes, I am.

850
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: I think this is going to be a simple like

851
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: miscommunication or something.

852
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 12: You know, I mean, yeah, possibly, I mean, I don't know.

853
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 12: As long as you guys get me another date.

854
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, all right, Well, let's style Jessica right now.

855
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 5: We'll see if she picks up and hopefully has a

856
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 5: simple explanation for why she hasn't hit you back colin

857
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 5: her right now? Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Jessica?

858
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 19: Yeah?

859
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 5: Hey, Jill, She's so cute. I know. It's so nice

860
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 5: to talk to someone who's like positive and perky when

861
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 5: we talk to them. Because we're doing a second Date Update,

862
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 5: most of.

863
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 6: Our listeners are like, who is this?

864
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 2: Yeah?

865
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 19: I'm sorry?

866
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 12: What? Yeah?

867
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 5: Sorry, I've got threw a lot at you. We're a

868
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 5: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which

869
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 5: you're on right now. Congratulations. Hi, okay, Hi, And this

870
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 5: segment is called second Date Update. I don't know if

871
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 5: you've heard it before, but it's a thing where if

872
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 5: somebody blows you off and you're not sure why, we

873
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 5: can try to call that person for you to maybe

874
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 5: figure out if there's a reason for it.

875
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 13: Okay, I I didn't blow anyone off.

876
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 2: What Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm not talking.

877
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: She said six I mean he said six days. So

878
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: maybe that's not blowing someone off to you. Maybe that's

879
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 1: not enough time.

880
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, because six days ago you went out with a

881
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 5: guy who, at least according to him, felt like you

882
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 5: had a really good connection. Afterwards, he feels like you've

883
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 5: been pulling away a little bit. His name is Dustin.

884
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one. Huh.

885
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

886
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 13: I'm not trying to blow him off. I just don't

887
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 13: know what to do.

888
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 5: Oh, Okay, I think.

889
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: It's pretty simple. You should text him and go out

890
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: with him again.

891
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 6: No.

892
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 13: I mean, like, I don't know how much she told

893
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 13: you or what you know, But I actually matched with

894
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 13: Dustin a year and a half ago.

895
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: A year and a half way, he said that you

896
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: guys just met on the app.

897
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 2: And that you Yeah.

898
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 13: So when I got a text from him like a

899
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 13: week ago, I was kind of confused. This was like, wait,

900
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 13: this is weird, just kind of out of the blue.

901
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 13: But I was just like, whatever, and I was just like,

902
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 13: long time, no chat.

903
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

904
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: He says that you made a joke that you were

905
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 1: joking because you had just been chatting with him.

906
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 13: It wasn't a joke. It really was a long time.

907
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

908
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 5: Waits.

909
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: So you hadn't talked to Dustin in a year and

910
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: a half on an app at all, is what you're saying.

911
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 17: Right, It was just a year and a half ago.

912
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 13: You never replied to one of my texts, ok, And

913
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 13: then all of a sudden, Yeah, I get a text

914
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 13: from him.

915
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: And then you guys went to pizza, right, you did meet.

916
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 13: Up, right, we got pizza, And I was kind of like,

917
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 13: I wonder why all of a sudden he wants to

918
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 13: talk to me now. But I was like, I remember

919
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 13: he and I got along really well on Bubble, and

920
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 13: so I was just like, yeah, sure, let's get pizza.

921
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: And is he in a coma for a year and

922
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: a half and he doesn't told us you went from

923
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: the app to that.

924
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, he made a year and a half And that

925
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 5: seems like a big miscommunication. What about that?

926
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: It has to be the same person.

927
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 13: It's the same like kept talking about pilates and how

928
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 13: like he kept asking about it, and I was like, oh,

929
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 13: He's like, I don't have that in my bio.

930
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 6: That's the other girl.

931
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 5: Oh no.

932
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 13: But then I was like, oh my gosh, Jessica is

933
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 13: a really common name and thinking about it, and I

934
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,760
Speaker 13: was like, oh, shoot.

935
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 5: You think that he went out with the wrong Jessica

936
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 5: or texted the wrong Jessica in his fam I mean.

937
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 13: Like it it could have been another Jessica from Bumble.

938
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, the Dustin Bumble. He probably has multiple Jessica Bumbles.

939
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 6: That makes so much sense.

940
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 2: Did you have fun?

941
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: I did?

942
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 10: Yeah.

943
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 5: No, I had a lot of fun with him, even

944
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 5: though you had to keep dodging his questions about pilates.

945
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 10: Yeah.

946
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 13: I mean, honestly, I didn't know what to say. I

947
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 13: was kind of embarrassed, but like, we were really enjoying ourselves.

948
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 5: So this makes sense why Dustin told us that she

949
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 5: didn't look like the pictures from the girl that he

950
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 5: matched with a couple of weeks ago.

951
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 13: Wait, he said that, but he added.

952
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: That you were super cute. It's not like it was

953
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: a disappointment. I think that's important to know.

954
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 7: I also say, you're both in the spot because he's like,

955
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 7: I don't know where to go from here?

956
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 6: And she just said, I don't know where to go

957
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 6: from here.

958
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're both in limbo.

959
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 3: This is kind of perfect.

960
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I guess that's it. Sorry, no, no, tell.

961
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: Her, Jeff tell her. She doesn't know how to tell him,

962
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: and now she doesn't even have to.

963
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 5: I guess the other option is if you are interested.

964
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 5: Dustin has been listening to this call on the other

965
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 5: phone line.

966
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he knows everything.

967
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, if he hasn't fainted already, Dustin you.

968
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 12: There, Holy I can't believe this happened. I'm such an idiot.

969
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 3: I'm such an idiot.

970
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 12: You guys were talking about it. I was looking through

971
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 12: my phone and I saw all the different Jessica bumbles.

972
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 13: Oh how many Jessica have you been talking to?

973
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 5: I don't know.

974
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 12: I mean, I'm embarrassed though, I mean, I'm I'm so sorry.

975
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 17: Yeah.

976
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 13: When you cut springing up Pilates, I was like, what

977
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 13: why did he bringing this up?

978
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 2: Like?

979
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 13: Did you want to see a move?

980
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 12: I wouldn't know what you're talking about, but I know,

981
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 12: I know now. I just I thought it was very

982
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 12: interesting at the time. That's all.

983
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 5: He was only asking because he thought that you were

984
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 5: super interested in it. But that was a different Jessica Bumble.

985
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: I mean, now you need to maybe tell him what

986
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: are your hobbies in interest because he has no idea.

987
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 13: I actually love soccer and I love hiking, and I

988
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 13: speak a little French and yeah, I.

989
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 12: Think I remember that from a year and a half ago.

990
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 5: Oka or was that the other Jessica Bumble like Jessica

991
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 5: Bumble number four.

992
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 6: Oh that's right.

993
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: You could have saved so much time and headache in

994
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: your life if you would have just gone out a

995
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: year and a half ago.

996
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 12: Grow all right again, I'm just such an idiot.

997
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 5: Women do like hearing that, So that's a good thing

998
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 5: for you to start saying. So, now that we've cleared

999
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 5: up the big misunderstanding and you realize who each other are,

1000
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 5: you like each other at least it seems that way

1001
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 5: from our perspective, we'd like to offer to send you

1002
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 5: out on another date, Jessica, and we would pay for

1003
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 5: it if you say yes.

1004
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 12: Maybe this could be like a mistake that was meant

1005
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 12: to be.

1006
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 2: Well, see, that's why I need to turn it around.

1007
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 2: Come on, Dustin.

1008
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 13: I want to hear something from Dustin, and depending on

1009
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 13: what he says, maybe I'll say, yes, what is it

1010
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 13: out of all this, Jessica's which one do you like best?

1011
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 5: If he's tough an answer here, he's like Jessica eighteen.

1012
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 12: Well, to be honest, Look to be honest, Jessica, you're

1013
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 12: the only Jessica I had a real connection with all

1014
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 12: the other jessicays, I never even hung out with.

1015
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 2: Look at that, You're.

1016
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 5: You're the only one that would talk to me.

1017
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 6: He's too honest.

1018
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 5: Did that answer your question? Jessica, it did.

1019
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'll go out again.

1020
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 3: I think they're so cute.

1021
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 5: Well, congratulations you two. You're going out again, and it's

1022
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 5: probably a good lesson for you, Dustin. You got to

1023
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 5: put the year that you matched with the person next

1024
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 5: to their names in your contacts.

1025
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm always like today, I'm hoping after this he doesn't

1026
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,919
Speaker 1: have any more matches like.

1027
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 2: This is it?

1028
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 12: I think after this, I'm not going to use the

1029
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 12: dating apps for a while.

1030
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, after two years, bro, you need a break, Yes,

1031
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 10: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1032
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 5: See, that's why we do the second date updates. Jessica

1033
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 5: said she didn't know what to do. She was caught

1034
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 5: middate with a guy who thought that she was somebody else.

1035
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 2: That is, so that's my worst nightmare.

1036
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 5: It would be a turn off, obviously, but it was

1037
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 5: like super awkward, Like how do you even bring that up?

1038
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 5: The thing is that she wasn't a total stranger. They

1039
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 5: matched eighteen months before then, and like we heard, they

1040
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 5: seem to be actually pretty cute together.

1041
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes it's all about timing, you know. Maybe

1042
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 2: eighteen months ago he would have thought, oh, I just

1043
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 2: got on.

1044
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: The dating aps, It's gonna be awesome. And then now

1045
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: he's two years in, he's like, wait.

1046
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 2: It's not yah.

1047
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 5: Is there a part of me that thinks Dustin is

1048
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 5: texting the other Jessica right now? The one that he

1049
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 5: ghosted a week ago?

1050
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: How dare you even bring.

1051
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 10: That up once?

1052
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 5: Remember he is a guy and we're addicted to the chase. Hey,

1053
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 5: hopefully he can just focus on the current Jessica and

1054
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 5: the good thing that they have going.

1055
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,879
Speaker 1: Why would you even put that in his head if

1056
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: he's listening, if you're.

1057
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 6: Listening, change the other Jessica's to do, not text?

1058
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, just just delete their number. That's even easier.

1059
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 5: You never know, ye never say never. Yeah, but remember

1060
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 5: you can listen to all of our second date updates

1061
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 5: on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts at

1062
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 5: Brook and.

1063
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 10: Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1064
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 5: Happy holidays everyone, It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1065
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 5: And I don't know if you know this, but some

1066
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 5: people are obsessed with checking out nudes online. Where what

1067
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 5: lightsmiths tree?

1068
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1069
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 6: Wait, what is it?

1070
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 2: What's a Christmas tree?

1071
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 10: Newds?

1072
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 5: What I mean by that is there's a naked Christmas

1073
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 5: tree trend that's going viral on social media. You mean

1074
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 5: just a tree or lights basically, yeah, tree in your

1075
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 5: house without any ornaments, no decorations or tinsel, and sometimes

1076
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 5: even without lights. Oh, we'll put a photo up on

1077
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 5: the Brook and Jeffrey ins to story so everybody can

1078
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 5: see it.

1079
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: Its like from Kim Kardashian's house, isn't it. It's like

1080
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: that neveless.

1081
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 4: Thing when you drive through the Richidbruds and you've see

1082
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 4: in the window no decorations.

1083
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 5: On the couldn't be more wrong. It's Chloe Kardashians. They

1084
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 5: are not the same person. Also, Victoria Beckham is doing this.

1085
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 5: A lot of big Hollywood celebrities and influencers are getting

1086
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 5: in it.

1087
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: Sucks, so because the best part of your tree is

1088
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: putting up all the ornaments from your life, you know,

1089
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: the things that your kids made, the ones you got

1090
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: on trips in one.

1091
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: Of the rooms.

1092
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 14: You know.

1093
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 2: Sorry.

1094
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, the reason why everybody's getting on board is because

1095
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 5: it's more of a less is more celebration. Enjoy the

1096
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 5: feeling of a clean looking tree without the chaos and

1097
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 5: the clutter and the.

1098
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 2: Kids, says Victoria Beckham, who has everything.

1099
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 5: Yeah much, I trust her. Others do say. It does

1100
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 5: look a little bit unfinished, even joyless, possibly intimidating, like

1101
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 5: an animal might jump out of it and claw your

1102
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 5: face off.

1103
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: What is exciting?

1104
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it's a different kind of know what's.

1105
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: Gonna happen when you walk by the.

1106
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 5: Christmas has all types of different thrills that you can

1107
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 5: get on board with either way. It's been slowly growing

1108
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 5: in popularity, and some retailers have noticed and are now

1109
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 5: offering nearly nude pre lit trees.

1110
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 2: Okay, that's right. It's for beige moms, you know, beige

1111
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 2: moms where everything's beige, and like, why in beige? And

1112
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 2: the eat almonds? Yeah, I feel like almond.

1113
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, personally, I don't judge moms during Christmas, but you

1114
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 5: want to do that hero ahead. We're not allowed to

1115
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 5: do a nude Laser Stories not yet, so a regular

1116
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 5: one is coming up right after this. It's the radio

1117
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 5: segment that's turning the yogurt game on its ear with

1118
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 5: a new creamy, protein packed flavor to start off your day.

1119
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 5: Try out hot Dog Yogurt Eye or ko yo for sure?

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Speaker 3: Is it made with real hot dog water.

1121
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 5: It comes in variations from spicy brought swirl to hot

1122
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 5: link happiness with real processed meat aftertaste in every single bite.

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Speaker 2: Is there chunks at the bottomley of the stirrup?

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00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 5: You'll have to get one to find out. With Laser Stories,

1125
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 5: a segment where we read weird news stories around the

1126
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 5: globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

1127
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 5: Those other frames can splurters, just don't. This first lazer

1128
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 5: story is out of Swipe City. Okay, there's a new

1129
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 5: dating app where the most important thing in the bio

1130
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 5: is your weight, fertility, and milk production. Yes, it is

1131
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 5: for cows.

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00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 6: God, I truly was offended.

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00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:21,399
Speaker 10: Women.

1134
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 8: I was ready to sign up if I was single.

1135
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, the farm where milk is produced for Bailey's Irish

1136
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 5: Cream is the first big adopter of a new app

1137
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 5: called Tinder for Heifer's.

1138
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 2: Of course it'd be an alcohol company that's.

1139
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, let's get our in the fourth generation dairy

1140
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 5: farmer says it's been an incredible success which allows farmers

1141
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 5: to find their cows perfect mate by searching through animal

1142
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 5: ancestry as well as listing their weight, fertility and milk production.

1143
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 5: Should do this with Wag you Cows. There's currently two

1144
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 5: hundred and thirty Bailey's Ladies who provide the cential ingredient

1145
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 5: for the Irish Liqueur, and the farmers who over see

1146
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 5: it say they deserve premium bulls and nothing less.

1147
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 2: How cute that they call them Bailey's Ladies.

1148
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is the cutest name for I heard. Ever.

1149
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 5: Optimizing mating reduces the chances of inbreeding each cuts waste

1150
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,720
Speaker 5: and lowers overall carbon emissions. Where were they at Brooks

1151
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 5: family reunion?

1152
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: One bull showed up and was like, that's my sister anyway.

1153
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,280
Speaker 5: The new Tinder for Cows is a paid dating service

1154
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 5: at one hundred and thirty five dollars a year and

1155
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 5: it's not just for the Bailey heifers. The app now

1156
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 5: has over twenty five thousand Irish beef and dairy cows

1157
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 5: on it.

1158
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 2: Okay, so the cows with accents?

1159
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that number is only supposed to grow. So

1160
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 5: go ahead and slide into Bessie's DMS because she is

1161
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 5: ready and willing cowlfish. Yeah, this next Slazer story is

1162
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 5: out of word world. The Internet became a bigger cesspool

1163
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 5: of information this year than ever before.

1164
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 2: You mean disinformation?

1165
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 5: Right? What did I say information formation? I thought I

1166
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 5: was in misinformation? Sorry, misinformation than ever before, So this

1167
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 5: pick makes sense. Merriam Webster's word of the year is slop,

1168
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 5: as in AI slop.

1169
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 13: Okay.

1170
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 5: They define it as digital content of low quality that's

1171
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 5: produced usually in high quantity by means of artificial intelligence.

1172
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 2: You're telling me that AI model with six fingers is

1173
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,399
Speaker 2: a real Well.

1174
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 5: AI content got so cheap and easy this year, it's

1175
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 5: unavoidable at this point. From cookie cutter writing full of

1176
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 5: botched facts to that fun video your dad's scent of

1177
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 5: an old lady on a sled crashing into a fence.

1178
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 2: That's a draft on a trampoline.

1179
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 3: You don't believe me.

1180
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 5: Much funnier than what we're doing ai slop is everywhere

1181
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 5: right now, and they say they picked it because it

1182
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 5: managed to sum up the problem and four letters.

1183
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 2: Oh.

1184
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: I thought they picked it because they put it into

1185
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: chat GPT and that's what most.

1186
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 5: Likely that's true. Plus it gave us a fun way

1187
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 5: to mock ai. Yeah that. Other words that made their

1188
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 5: short list include Jerrymander, touch grass, performative, tariff, and meanwhile,

1189
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 5: dictionary dot COM's word of the Year six seven, which

1190
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 5: is I guess technically two words or two numbers, but believe.

1191
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 8: Dude, I was at the sixth grade band concert last

1192
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 8: night and the band director goes, Okay, we're gonna have

1193
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 8: to take a break for six to seven minutes.

1194
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 3: He didn't do it.

1195
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 6: That's a little accident.

1196
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 2: It was awesome.

1197
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 5: Let's go to your next laser story. Out of food

1198
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 5: News Today, in celebration of National Maple Syrup Day, the

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Speaker 5: restaurant chain Denny's is dropping literal streetwear drip with the

1200
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 5: release of Sticky Kicks. Sticky Kicks, I'm showing the picture

1201
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 5: to my co host here. Sticky Kicks is the first

1202
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:07,439
Speaker 5: ever sneakers filled with real Denny's syrup pouches of it.

1203
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 5: Ah Denny says the limited edition sneakers are impractical, unnecessary,

1204
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 5: and completely over the top, which is exactly why we

1205
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 5: love them. So each pair features Denny's iconic yellow, brown,

1206
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 5: and red colors, and then on the sides there's transparent

1207
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 5: panels that encase the syrup, which they did have to

1208
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 5: add a disclaimer saying do not puncture the shoes or

1209
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 5: eat the syrup from the shoes for any reason. These

1210
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 5: drips are for style only, so please leave it.

1211
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 2: The emergency of waffles. But you don't have serrun.

1212
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:47,399
Speaker 5: Yes, except for emergency obviously. The Sticky Kicks will drop

1213
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 5: exclusively at nine am today on a first come, first

1214
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 5: serve basis for one hundred and ninety five dollars a pot,

1215
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 5: and not surprisingly, they expect to sell out almost instantly.

1216
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 6: I'll say, imagine rolling Denny's on that.

1217
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, you lock star, Yes you are, just go to

1218
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 5: your final laser story out of Holiday headquarters. Even if

1219
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 5: you love holiday shopping, everybody has one stubborn person on

1220
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 5: their list who is very difficult to shop for. And

1221
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 5: let's be honest, it's Grandpa and he knows it.

1222
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 19: I agree.

1223
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 5: So a poll asked, how easy or difficult do you

1224
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 5: think it is for other people to pick out gifts

1225
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 5: for you. Twenty percent said very easy, another thirty eight

1226
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 5: percent said relatively easy, and nine percent admitted it is

1227
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 5: very hard to shop for them. If you break it

1228
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 5: down by demographics, the people most likely to admit they're

1229
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 5: very hard to shop for are men over the age

1230
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 5: of sixty five.

1231
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 2: Wow, the grandpa's know it.

1232
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, I think we're all easy to shop we're

1233
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 6: anybody here.

1234
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 2: Think they're picky when you get older. It's like, what

1235
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 2: do they need?

1236
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 3: They have everything? Yeah, totally.

1237
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 5: The group most likely to say they're easy to shop

1238
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 5: for are Southern women between the ages of thirty and

1239
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 5: forty four. I just said I'm easy to.

1240
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 6: Shop for you.

1241
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 2: You're a Southern woman.

1242
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 5: They also asked how good or bad do you think

1243
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 5: you are picking out gifts for people in your life.

1244
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 5: I love shopping them.

1245
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,439
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good.

1246
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1247
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 5: Well, according to the study, the worst gift buyers are

1248
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 5: boomer men.

1249
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 2: Oh once again, men over sixty five.

1250
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 5: They're hard to buy for. They can't shop for anyone else.

1251
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 5: Maybe we should just have them buy gifts for themselves. Seriously,

1252
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 5: and if they do, they're probably gonna need somebody else

1253
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 5: to help wrap the gifts for them, because guess what,

1254
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 5: Grandpa's are also the group most likely to admit being

1255
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 5: terrible at rapping presents too.

1256
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 2: You suck, Grandpa, step it up.

1257
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 6: You know Grandma's gonna buy his own gift and go.

1258
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 6: Last year this was ten dollars less.

1259
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 3: He's still gonna be out.

1260
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: That's why Grandpa's only give you five dollars cash for

1261
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: every holiday.

1262
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 5: They don't go for inflation. And that's why I always

1263
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 5: tell all my friends, learn to wrap it up right.

1264
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 5: That's what you say, And that's what this guy practiced

1265
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 5: his And he is so excited for Christmas that most

1266
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 5: of his presents are already wet from walking on them.

1267
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 5: He just got out of his pond. Brook, He's a turtle.

1268
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 5: Remember you, You are disgusting whatever you were thinking. If

1269
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 5: you have any issues, look upstairs to the brain inside Yonder.

1270
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 5: That's the problem. This was a very wholesome edition of

1271
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 5: Laser Stories that Brooke has completely ruined. We're gonna do

1272
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 5: the same time on Friday.

1273
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1274
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 21: Sing it Brookly, hippopotamus with confidence, don't rock the come on,

1275
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 21: are you kidding me?

1276
00:59:55,160 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 5: And hippopotamus, love me too? And that's a It doesn't

1277
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 5: just describe Brook's dating history, it's also celebrating the joyous

1278
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 5: demands of selfish children on Christmas.

1279
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: Oh, because she's demanding a hippopotamus, which is absolutely ridiculous,

1280
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: and in.

1281
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 5: The spirit of the holiday, Brook is selfishly demanding a

1282
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 5: win today. We'll see if she can pull it off

1283
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 5: against Ron who played her a year ago and lost horribly.

1284
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 5: Oh that was his description of the game, Ron, What

1285
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 5: are you wanting for Christmas this year?

1286
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 14: All I want for Christmas this year, Jeff, is to

1287
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 14: beat Brook.

1288
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: Yes, as ridiculous as a hippopotamus.

1289
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 5: You don't have to take that. We're going to clap

1290
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 5: back at her when she leaves the studio. But you

1291
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 5: got thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many

1292
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 5: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

1293
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 5: say past. But you have to beat her outright if

1294
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 5: you want to win. Are you ready?

1295
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 14: I have been waiting a year for this.

1296
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 5: This is the moment you got this, dude. Your time

1297
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 5: starts now. The Simpsons debut on this day in nineteen

1298
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 5: eighty nine. What network does it air on?

1299
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 12: Fuck?

1300
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 5: How many colors are on a standard Rubik's cube. The

1301
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 5: dessert tiramisu was invented in which country? In the twenty

1302
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 5: thirteen movie Frozen, what actress voiced Princess Anna? What do

1303
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 5: you call it when an object collapses inwards on itself

1304
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 5: due to immense pressure imploding? Oh yeah, we'll accept that

1305
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 5: answer for sure. Oh yes, I like it. Just the

1306
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 5: way that Ron said it really got me going. Now

1307
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 5: Brooks back, Ron, you just speak my language, dude, worry

1308
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 5: about It's called bro bonding. Okay, But now brook is

1309
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 5: back in the studio, and I have a feeling she's

1310
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 5: going to be extremely jealous of Ron's holiday tradition that

1311
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 5: he's been a part of since he's been little, because

1312
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 5: his mom is a baker and she makes everybody in

1313
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 5: their family their own individual favorite pies. What Ron, what's yours?

1314
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 12: Chocolate cream with cream on top?

1315
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

1316
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I just banana cream.

1317
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 2: I just I'm sorry.

1318
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 8: I just pictured do you know Matilda and the cake

1319
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 8: eating scene with the boy eating.

1320
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 2: The chocolate cake. I just pictured that.

1321
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 5: It's you as a child's rock.

1322
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 17: It's funny you mentioned that because one of the hippopotamuses.

1323
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 14: When the song became a big hit. Peev received a

1324
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 14: seven hundred pounds baby hippo named the Matilda.

1325
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 5: Oh world, did this happens? Just aligned During this segment

1326
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 5: and Ron, it also says that you guys do presents

1327
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 5: on Christmas Eve, stalking is only on Christmas Day?

1328
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 19: Right?

1329
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 17: Isn't that weird?

1330
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 2: That's what Jose's family kind of does too.

1331
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, we do all family exchange on Christmas Eve, and

1332
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 7: then Christmas Day is for Sanna only.

1333
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and eating entire pies.

1334
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 5: Yes, but Sanna only brings stalking.

1335
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 12: I never understood that.

1336
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 5: You guys are talking about gifts inside the stockings. I

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Speaker 5: thought it was only wearing stockings. Okay, now I'm not

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Speaker 5: as interested in that tradition. I'm sorry. It's your turn.

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Speaker 5: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Stockings only? Let's go?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, time starts now. The Simpsons debut on this

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Speaker 5: day in nineteen eighty nine. What network does it air on?

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Speaker 2: Fox?

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Speaker 5: How many colors are on a standard Rubik's Cube?

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Speaker 2: Eight? Nope, nope, six, You're lucky.

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Speaker 5: I paused the dessert Tierra Missius was invented in which country?

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Speaker 2: Italy?

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Speaker 5: In the twenty thirteen movie Frozen, what actress voiced Princess

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Speaker 5: Anna Kristen Bell. What do you call it when an

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Speaker 5: object collapses inwards on itself due to immense pressure?

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Speaker 1: Oh, imploding.

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Speaker 5: I like it better when Ron said it, But let's

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Speaker 5: go the way he answers, way better. Let's just go

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Speaker 5: to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt did with Jose.

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Speaker 6: It's so good.

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Speaker 2: It's like Christmas in my mouth.

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Speaker 6: Ron, you got three correct today? Friends?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 9: No, sexual three that's not bad.

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Speaker 5: Good score, Ron, all five three. I'm sorry, Ron, but

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Speaker 5: at least you didn't lose horribly this and just normally.

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Speaker 19: I would call that kind of horribly.

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Speaker 12: I had a past two questions in a row.

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Speaker 5: It's okay, Ron, let's go over the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 5: Simpson's debut on this day in nineteen eighty nine. It

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Speaker 5: airs on the Fox Network. Rubik's Cube standard Rubik's Cube

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Speaker 5: has six colors, one each side. The dessert tearing me

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Speaker 5: Sue was invented in Italy. In the movie Frozen, Princess

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Speaker 5: Anna is voiced by actress Kristen Bell. Elsa was voiced

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Speaker 5: by Adina Menzel. And when object collapses inwards on itself

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Speaker 5: due to immense pressure, it's called implosion or imploding.

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Speaker 19: Oh yeah, that's just my voice. I'm sorry, I can't help.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's this classic Ron. Then I'm sorry, dude. It

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Speaker 5: wasn't enough to be Brooke. But just for playing, we're

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Speaker 5: going to give you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,

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Speaker 5: valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in

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Speaker 5: the Disney Store.

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Speaker 17: Awesome, I love it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, hey, happy pie Day on Christmas to you, Ron.

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Speaker 19: Yeah you too, Brooke.

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Speaker 14: Happy happy New Year, and happy holidays everybody I really

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Speaker 14: wish good bye.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're such a good daser. Ron.

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Speaker 5: Oh what a friendly way to end the game. Ron,

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Speaker 5: come back and play again soon. We're gonna do win

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Speaker 5: Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow