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Speaker 1: Scottie.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Kurtie b.

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Speaker 1: You ready for this one?

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Speaker 2: I'm always ready to laugh. All right.

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Speaker 1: Fungus full of psychedelic drugs could cause cicadas butts to

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Speaker 2: Oh, cicada season on the East coast or maybe everywhere. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's uh, let's get into some bananas.

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Speaker 1: Still world up its head? Would you be my tzillion pieces?

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Speaker 3: Would bana ba ba ba.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen and non binary folks everywhere, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I'm Scotti Landis. That's Kurt Brown Owler. We're on the

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Speaker 2: exactly right network and we're thrilled to be the silliest

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Speaker 2: little news podcast you've ever heard. Kurt, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I do have one thing to say before

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Speaker 1: we bring on our wonderful, wonderful guests, and that is

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Speaker 1: Connecticut and New England in general. I am going to

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Speaker 1: be at the space Ballroom October twenty third, which is

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Speaker 1: in Hamden, Connecticut, and it's a really really if you've

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Speaker 1: never been to space Ballroom, it's just so fun. I've

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Speaker 1: played there before with Eugene Merman and I love it.

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Speaker 1: Very excited. Tickets are all over the Instagram and et cetera.

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Speaker 2: Ray.

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Speaker 1: Also, my voice is a little broken from Portland, but

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Speaker 1: those shows were amazing and I missed you very good.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm sorry. I wasn't there. I'm in Maryland

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Speaker 2: eating crabcakes and watching lacrosse with my family, so I

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Speaker 2: had to do uncle stuff. I'm an ultra uncle, I'm

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Speaker 2: I apologize, but I'll be there. Don't worry. I'll show

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Speaker 2: up to the next one.

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Speaker 1: No, do you know, no obligation, are you guys? Are

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Speaker 1: you guys right? Let's just bring her on our guests.

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Speaker 1: Bringer On Today is an award winning public radio producer

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Speaker 1: and writer. You might know her from This American Life,

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Speaker 1: writing for TBS's Search Party, or her very wonderful podcast

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Speaker 1: Mystery Show. Her new podcast, Election Profit Makers, is available

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Speaker 1: everywhere right now. Please welcome the wonderful starlely Kine. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: his Starley.

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Speaker 2: We're so glad to have you on Bananas. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: thanking here.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Where are you currently right now?

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Speaker 3: I'm in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mmm, that's that's the right. An exhale answer

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Speaker 2: of that, a sigh out is what LA deserves a

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Speaker 3: I couldn't agree more. Anyone who doesn't cite it out

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're in denial of what's going on around them

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Speaker 2: at all times. And it's those rare days in LA

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now you have to throw down your long lockdown

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Speaker 3: into that. Yes, all kinds of awards that were winning for.

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Speaker 1: That very fun of all the things you like, of

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Speaker 1: all the things that you do, because you're writing on

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Speaker 1: the on search party right now, what is do you

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Speaker 1: prefer that to other things? Or is it different? Which

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is different. I like that it's different. That's

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Speaker 3: It made me understand why people stay in things.

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Speaker 2: Incredible work. I love that so much. Seventeen years in

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Speaker 1: Okay you ready, Starley, Yeah, here we go. Fungus full

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's how it works. A fungus lace with the

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Speaker 2: Yes, there's no opening sentence that makes that okay. Now

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is it one specific line? It's just what happened

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Speaker 3: Well, what happened what happened to his foot or what

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Speaker 2: Its right, Yeah, do they take photos of your dog

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Speaker 3: That's what so so I'm it's not it's like they

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Speaker 3: They're not They're never gonna see this dog again. They

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Speaker 3: I do not recommend anyone having a puppy with a

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Speaker 3: Maybe with the wheels, they like they can fill in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know the dogs that don't have anyone

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Speaker 3: The dogs want you to laugh. I like that, that's

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Speaker 2: I have another story for us, all to us, Starley,

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Speaker 2: Have you ever shot a bow and arrow? Just just

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Speaker 1: I don't think summer.

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Speaker 2: Camp or carnival, well, weird life regrets, Renaissance fair.

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Speaker 1: Bow and arrow date?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, that's probably gonna be a thing. All those

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Speaker 1: I find that incredibly difficult. I went once and I

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Speaker 3: Now, Well, is it's a date bars do this?

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Speaker 3: So it's that difficult. I mean, I would think you'd

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Speaker 1: Doing exactly and that you can't do. Maybe that's the

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Speaker 2: Go bowling, put the bumpers in, everybody gets a three

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Speaker 2: hundred and goes home happy, get married a year later. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So here's the story from Yahoo News, sent in by

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Speaker 2: Megan Porter. Thank you so much, Megan Porter. No writer

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Speaker 2: on this one. Yahoo News said, screw you guys. Marijuana

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Speaker 2: wrapped arrow shot towards Washington jail.

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Speaker 1: Wonderful.

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Speaker 2: It's wonderful. Bellingham, Washington. A man is accused of trying

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Speaker 1: Shot the I thought he would just like shoot it

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Speaker 2: smoke it down. A what come? County Sheriff's employee saw

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Speaker 2: but it missed its target. Sheriff Bill Elfoe said the man,

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Speaker 2: identified his thirty six year old David Wayne Jordan Wayne

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Speaker 2: character looking back, It does?

440
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Speaker 1: It does.

441
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Speaker 2: He was arrested for investigation of introducing contraband into a jail,

442
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Speaker 2: resisting arrests. I mean, of course you're going to resist

443
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Speaker 2: arrest at this point, an obstructing law enforcement. The Bellingham

444
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 2: Herald reports that Jordan has served twenty days in jail

445
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Speaker 2: earlier this month for assault and resisting arrest. So this

446
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 2: guy was an inside man who became an outside man

447
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 2: who tried to launch weed back into jail, The sheriff says.

448
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 2: Jordan told deputies he had been aiming at a squirrel,

449
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Speaker 2: but he couldn't explain why attaching marijuana to the arrow

450
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Speaker 2: would aid in squirrel hunting. So he had a story.

451
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a story also squirrel hunting. I go, I bowhunt

452
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Speaker 1: what squirrels? You gotta spend a lot of time in

453
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Speaker 1: the woods. You really got to get to know where

454
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Speaker 1: they go.

455
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Speaker 2: Hard as hell to do. Oh boy, man, it was

456
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Speaker 2: a good plan foiled.

457
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Speaker 1: Ye.

458
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Speaker 3: Do you think like his kink was because he get it.

459
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Speaker 3: He did prison contraband while not being in prison, because

460
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Speaker 3: prison contraband is a thing with in prison in prison,

461
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Speaker 3: so he had to get it in there in order

462
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Speaker 3: to then get himself. It's a real long con to

463
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Speaker 3: get Yes, prison, yes, then the marijuana in first.

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Speaker 2: Yes. Then he goes gets arrested again. Yeah, it's a

465
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Speaker 2: three step plan. You get out of jail, you find

466
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Speaker 2: an arrow, buy some weed, and you shoot it back

467
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Speaker 2: in and then you get re arrested.

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Speaker 1: I've got a theory. He was already planning on getting

469
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Speaker 1: re arrested, and he's, yes, I gotta do this, I

470
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Speaker 1: gotta go back in. But you know what, I definitely

471
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Speaker 1: want to get high while I'm in there. I'm gonna

472
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Speaker 1: shoot an arrow full of weed there. I'll get arrested

473
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Speaker 1: for that. I'll go on and then.

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Speaker 3: So it was like a red was here scenario H

475
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Speaker 3: type thing. And he couldn't. He couldn't hack it. He couldn't.

476
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Speaker 3: He'd been inside for too long and he had to return.

477
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Speaker 3: But he wasn't going back without a plan.

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Speaker 2: Sweet Leaf. Yeah, he had to get back in there.

479
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Speaker 2: But also these are the kind of dumb crimes that

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Speaker 2: if he had executed this. If he had shot weed

481
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Speaker 2: to a fellow inmate and got away, an era doesn't

482
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Speaker 2: make any noise. This is a genius plan. But instead

483
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Speaker 2: it went really bad. And then his lie and excuse

484
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Speaker 2: was incredible. He shouldn't have said anything, but the fact

485
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Speaker 2: that he did just makes us love that David Wayne

486
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Speaker 2: Jordan that much more. I was in college at University

487
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Speaker 2: of West Florida for one semester. I went down because

488
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Speaker 2: I asked the domestic exchange person what school is closest

489
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Speaker 2: to a beach, and she said, uh, University of Hawaii,

490
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Speaker 2: And I said I would like to go, and then

491
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Speaker 2: it was way too expensive, and then she said West

492
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Speaker 2: Florida's near the beach. So I went. And when I

493
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Speaker 2: was there, I took only elective so I took Spanish one,

494
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Speaker 2: I took Hitchcock Film Studies, I took improv acting, and

495
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Speaker 2: I took regular acting.

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Speaker 1: Time out boots, who's teaching improv down at University West Florida.

497
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Speaker 2: It was a very nice woman who taught. It was

498
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Speaker 2: David Wayne Jordan. It was David Wayne Jordan. That's why

499
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Speaker 2: I picked the story.

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Speaker 1: I miss him, sood so Okay, this is a scenario.

501
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Speaker 1: You're with a bow and arrow and you're hunting. What

502
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Speaker 1: are you hunting? What do you hunting? You tell me?

503
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Speaker 1: Tell me?

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh. She was a really nice woman that went

505
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Speaker 2: page for page from the Stella Adler in a frog handbook,

506
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Speaker 2: where we would just open not like we didn't go

507
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Speaker 2: pageway page just you start at page one and end

508
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Speaker 2: at three hundred. She would just flip to a page

509
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Speaker 2: and whatever exercise was on that page, we would do

510
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 2: that improv. So all of us thought we were gonna

511
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Speaker 2: naturally be in ESNL within six months of taking this class.

512
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Speaker 2: And there's one kid, I think his name is Dusty

513
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: or dust In, and I don't really recall because he

514
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: stood in the corner and scowled at everybody and never participated,

515
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Speaker 2: and I'm sure he failed the class. But one day

516
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Speaker 2: he was waiting out by my friend Russ's car in

517
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Speaker 2: the parking lot when we were leaving improv class and

518
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Speaker 2: he's just standing there and we're like, hey man, He's like,

519
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Speaker 2: I need a ride, and so Russ says okay, and

520
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Speaker 2: so the guy tells us where he lives, and over

521
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Speaker 2: about the first fifteen minutes of this drive, not a

522
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Speaker 2: word is said from Dusty in the back seat, nothing,

523
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Speaker 2: just sitting there scowling, hat pulled down, probably had to

524
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Speaker 2: dip in. And finally Rusk goes, uh, you don't say

525
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Speaker 2: a lot, dude, You're not, you know, like you're a man.

526
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: A few words back there, and Dusty just goes, I

527
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Speaker 2: will answer any question you ask me. So now the

528
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 2: intensity in this in this traveling car going to golf

529
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Speaker 2: breeze is it's very awkward, and so Russ just jumps in,

530
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 2: tries to shock him and goes, would you have sex

531
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Speaker 2: with a dead person? And Dusty waits a long, long,

532
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Speaker 2: drawn out and says, well, how long have they been dead?

533
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: And so then the conversation gets way more interesting. So

534
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Speaker 2: I start laughing right away. Russ and Dusty are getting

535
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: into it and saying, well, like, is that person still

536
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 2: warm where they attracted before they died? All those kind

537
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 2: of dumb details. So it gets quiet again and we're

538
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: pretty close to this dude's house and then Russ goes,

539
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 2: so is it a yes or no? And Dusty goes, well,

540
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 2: how did they die? And so I'm crying laughing, and

541
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Speaker 2: I go why does that matter? He goes, well, it

542
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 2: matters Scotty. If they had a heart attack, it's a

543
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 2: lot different than getting shot with a bow and arrow,

544
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,719
Speaker 2: gets out of the car at the red light, walks

545
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Speaker 2: into the woods to a shitty apartment complex, and I

546
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: never saw him in improv class ever. Again I flicked

547
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Speaker 2: some trigger. Also, I totally understand his argument. So if

548
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: you're out there, Dusty, I hope, I hope you don't

549
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 2: own a bow and arrow. That's what I really hope.

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Speaker 3: That different being shot and being killed with a bow

551
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 3: and arrow. Like if you had to take the two

552
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Speaker 3: two examples of contrasting ways of dying on the spectrum

553
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Speaker 3: a heart attack, it was hard heart attack.

554
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Speaker 2: Heart attack and arrow.

555
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Speaker 3: I still think it's not that that far as far

556
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Speaker 3: as you can go in the This is why I didn't.

557
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Speaker 3: This is he had. He didn't absorb anything from improv class.

558
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, definitely Yeah, he's not

559
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: a guy who's like, who what's the most different thing

560
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: from YEA?

561
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Speaker 3: In his mind, he probably went heart attack when bow

562
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 3: and arrow often gets shot in the heart, so he did,

563
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 3: like in his mind he went word association to the.

564
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Speaker 2: Yes most similar yes or is just visual? Was when

565
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Speaker 2: I picture bow and arrow death. It's to the back,

566
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 2: an arrow to the back, face down, kind of elegant,

567
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: classic and historic. I bet he pictured straight through the face.

568
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: That's what.

569
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Speaker 3: That's interesting to interesting that you picture through the back.

570
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Speaker 2: Where do you picture it?

571
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: Or multiple right in the heart.

572
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: Right square in the heart, thigh, slow, painful and yeah,

573
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: just limping around and it's still there, you know, because

574
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Speaker 1: you don't want to pull it out because it's going

575
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: to bleed out. You're in it, You're somewhere where you're

576
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: running away from something in that situation.

577
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Speaker 3: And then how long? How long do you live before

578
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 3: the years pass?

579
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Speaker 2: Like a Civil war general or you don't know.

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Speaker 1: I never take it out because it's a lesson that.

581
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 2: I it's like a splinter. It'll work its way through.

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Speaker 1: It's worked one inch per year.

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Speaker 2: This is like a new dream analysis. I think we

584
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Speaker 2: stumbled upon something like do I am I afraid of

585
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: being stabbed in the back? And are you do you

586
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: have a vulnerable heart? Are you afraid of being hurt?

587
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 2: And love? Kurt?

588
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: About with people?

589
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 2: Just for something?

590
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Speaker 3: It should be. It should be how we start conversations

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Speaker 3: post pandemic. If you need something.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, because it's not like what have you been doing.

593
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Speaker 1: It's just like listen, you get shot with an arrow

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Speaker 1: where you want it, bananimals.

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Speaker 2: partner and say, when you picture somebody being shot and

598
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Speaker 2: killed with an arrow, where's that arrow sticking out of?

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Speaker 2: And let us know?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's tease one before we take a break.

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Speaker 1: You ready for a tease us up, buddy boy? Oh alrighty.

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Speaker 3: lot of anticipation. And then the last episode was of

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Speaker 3: that season was the day after the election, and we

658
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: just sat there crying and in shock. It's a super

659
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Speaker 3: The episode itself is so in trauma. Yeah, and John

660
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Speaker 3: lost six thousand dollars.

661
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Speaker 2: I think that's a lot of money.

662
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, in addition to the worst thing.

663
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 3: Happened, In addition to he had said, we had said

664
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Speaker 3: that if the worst thing happens, money is going to

665
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Speaker 3: be the last. And John doesn't have a lot of

666
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 3: money or anything, but he accurately predicted if the worst

667
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 3: thing happened, it would be the thing you wouldn't be

668
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 3: thinking about in the moment. And that was true. And

669
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Speaker 3: so then yeah, and then we decided to bring it

670
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 3: back for this election. Was lost election, and we thought

671
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 3: that would just be what we focused on in twenty twenty.

672
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Speaker 3: We started the second season second week of March twenty twenty.

673
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Speaker 2: And then, so do you have your own bracket? Is

674
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Speaker 2: there a way that your listeners were betting and that

675
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 2: you could see, like are there percentages and things like

676
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: that where you're like, oh, shoot, forty three percent are

677
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 2: betting on this outcome? And so am I?

678
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: So they mean they.

679
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: Tell us it's not, Well, we can see, I mean

680
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 3: you can see on the website. You can the percentages

681
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 3: are basically sense like everything is, everything adds up to

682
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 3: a dollar, and so like right now, Andrew Yang has

683
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 3: forty three cents going for forty three cents in a

684
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 3: New York mayoral primary.

685
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 2: Interesting.

686
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a big, That was a big. That

687
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 3: was a very exciting day yesterday when we recorded, because

688
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 3: that was the most action we've seen in real time

689
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 3: when Andrew Yang dipped in real time.

690
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 1: Oh wow while you were recording.

691
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that never happens.

692
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 2: You're just high five in like ticker tapes fly in

693
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 2: the air. We got it.

694
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 3: Well, normally we're John John won ten thousand dollars on

695
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 3: the last election. He had a he had a real

696
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 3: he had a real comeback. Wow, and uh, but rest

697
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 3: David and nine. Normally we yeah, it doesn't happen to us.

698
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's a way. It's the way of talking

699
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 3: about what's going on and putting our money where our

700
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 3: mouth is.

701
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Speaker 2: Sounds fun. Yeah, See in two years, I'll get in

702
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: on the next week.

703
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 3: We're still we're still doing it. We're still we didn't

704
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 3: we were supposed to end on the inauguration, and we

705
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 3: kept going. Right now, we're talking a lot about the

706
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 3: mayorial primary, which is very exciting.

707
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Speaker 2: The very first time I went to a casino, I

708
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: was eighteen in Montreal and I had never been and

709
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: it felt and the US dollar was very strong, so

710
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 2: we were just pulling slot machines and having so much fun.

711
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: My three friends and I were drinking. We're having a

712
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 2: Montreal weekend, and we couldn't lose. I would walk up

713
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 2: to a slot machine next to a group of people

714
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: playing slot machines. I would literally say out loud, this

715
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 2: is easy. Pull it, win about four dollars, take the coins,

716
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 2: walk on to somewhere else. My other friends were doing

717
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 2: it too. We were just drunk guys winning a lot,

718
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 2: and we all left, I don't know, with a college

719
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: amount of money, maybe like three hundred dollars, and we

720
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 2: felt like we were billionaires. I have never won, sence,

721
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: I have never won. I don't like gambling. I don't

722
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 2: do it. I go play video roulette when I'm in

723
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: Vegas because they bring you free drinks and you don't

724
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 2: have to bed every time. But man, I my luck

725
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 2: ran out in Montreal. I think I'm done with gambling.

726
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you know where it ran out though.

727
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 3: It's good to do a trace for you, like if

728
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: you need to go find it.

729
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got to go back to that, Yeah,

730
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Speaker 1: to wild Cherry, Wild Cherry.

731
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 3: It's like big. Yep, you got to go and reverse

732
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 3: it with.

733
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Speaker 1: The cruise a lot so that you can then win

734
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: everywhere else.

735
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 3: We've got to go to that exact famous slot machine.

736
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 3: I dust it off and put the same.

737
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Speaker 1: You're wearing off, like, use that slot machine since Scott

738
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 1: he hasn't. It's not even plugged magic.

739
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And then I'll go this is hard and

740
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 2: pull it really sadly, and I'll just jump so many

741
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: coins I drowned like Scrooge mcdock. It'll be perfect. Kurtie,

742
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 2: what was that story you teased us up with.

743
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 1: It's a strange one, and it's a historical bananas story.

744
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: Wow in by Steph Frenette. And it is from CBC,

745
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: our favorite our favorite broadcasters. Uh how yeah. Jesus' foreskin

746
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: became one of Christianity's most coveted relics and then disappeared. Wow,

747
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: so's written riveted Nicola luck sick.

748
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: Nobody better to cover Jesus' foreskin than Nicola Rustic. He's

749
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 2: the rock sick. What is it? He's the best in

750
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: the biz.

751
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: I think it's a woman. I think it's a woman.

752
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 2: Nicola Luxey, Oh, Nicola, she is the best in the

753
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: Bill like Tesla, right, yeah, Nicola.

754
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: Oh well, Nicola Tesla right he Nicola as well. Maybe

755
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: that's what I was going Starling, Starling and I were

756
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: linked up. I don't understand these Canadian names. Okay. It

757
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: is the University of Alberta PhD student James White always

758
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: starts with a quick disclaimer before telling people about his

759
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: thesis topic. I usually provide a one minute introduction more

760
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: in than what I'm working on. Is kind of strange.

761
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: Typical reaction is usually laughter or kind of response. Really.

762
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 1: His thesis, which we'll be defending in September, is called

763
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Speaker 1: Ring of Flesh, the Late Medieval devotion to the Holy Foreskin.

764
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: It is pretty good, I think pretty good.

765
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 2: Title, pretty good.

766
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: And then he is says the idea is, and I'm

767
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: like jumping around from this article, so I put I

768
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: apologize to Nicola. Uh. The idea is that Jesus, as

769
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 1: a Jewish boy, was circumcised when he was eight days old,

770
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: like joys are, and in the Middle Ages people developed

771
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: this idea that his foreskin might still exist. To oh yeah,

772
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: that first off, that it would still exist, and they

773
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: developed a devotion to it, you know, like a thousand

774
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: years after Uh, after the foreskin was lopped off, it

775
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 1: just happened to hang around on hang out on Earth.

776
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 3: Is it like a anthempomorphized foreskin.

777
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 1: No, it's his literal Yeah.

778
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: I know.

779
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 3: But they're they're talking about it, like, where's it like

780
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 3: that it's hanging out bars and clubs and stuff because

781
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 3: it's sitting.

782
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 2: A drink.

783
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Maybe he uses foreskin was could do

784
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 3: things that we You could do things that we couldn't do.

785
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: So maybe Jesus was magic. His foreskin can probably do

786
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: about your stuff. We had had an anticipated for skim doing. Yeah, So,

787
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: he says, I think studying the Holy foreskin is a

788
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: nice ego check for all of us. People seven hundred

789
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: years in the future are going to think we're pretty

790
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: strange too.

791
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: Yes, right now, I think he's strange right now or

792
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: even like.

793
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 3: Is nothing happened even in this in recent memory for

794
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 3: him to think that people looking back in the future

795
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 3: are going to think we were strange.

796
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: For some reason. He references l He references Graceland later

797
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: in this article. He's like, Graceland is going to be

798
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 1: pretty weird to people, isn't.

799
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like Jesus's foreskin Graceland.

800
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: So the he says, this is where it all started,

801
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: and this is pretty I think this is the best

802
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: part of the article. So the first mention of Jesus'

803
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: circumcision can be found in Book Luke two twenty one.

804
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: He says, you know, what probably happened was some clever

805
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: like collectors were thumbing through the Bible. When they got

806
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: to the Book of Luke, they read the part about

807
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: Christ being circumcised on his eighth day, said David Farley,

808
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: author of In Irreverent Curiosity in Search of Church's Strangest Relics,

809
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: and one of them had a slight bull moment and thought, whoa,

810
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: we could really make a heavenly sum if we, you know,

811
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: told monks and priests and so on, we had a

812
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 1: piece of Christ's flesh for sale.

813
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this is what happened. By the way,

814
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,280
Speaker 2: Oh I'm with these I'm with this guy, gal uh.

815
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: And then so there were there were dozens of them, essentially,

816
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: and they were all over the place, and like a

817
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: town would be really special, like people would be very excited.

818
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: People would visit because they're like, they've got Jesus' dick skin,

819
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: you know, And yeah, they did go and visit and

820
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: it would just be like a little like the pope

821
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: had one. The pope had one that was like given

822
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 1: to him by a king. I think Charlemagne. I'm not

823
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: positive about that. Don't go be on that one.

824
00:42:58,640 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 2: I like him.

825
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: But yeah, so like everybody, I just love I mean,

826
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: growing up Catholic that that investment, that investment of power

827
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: into everyday objects was so common around my house, like

828
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: literally because my my aunt was a nun and so

829
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: my mom would have like she'd be like, that is

830
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: holy water blessed by the pope. And it was just

831
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: slowly eva It was like in a toupware containder, just

832
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: slowly evaporating, you know, like as I we never did

833
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: anything with you know.

834
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: Like like like a tub with sextual chemistry fading by

835
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 3: the second.

836
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, watching, Yes, I was just sending into hell.

837
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 2: I wasn't rising, I was just sat.

838
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 3: So so the foreskins that were distributed, they were everywhere.

839
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 3: Did do we think those came from somebody? Those came

840
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: from some people men? Do you think there are men

841
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 3: who know that their foreskin was used for that and

842
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 3: are living with that secret?

843
00:43:59,640 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: That's it?

844
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 3: Well, also having a little bit of the god complex

845
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 3: because their foreskin is the God's complex theory backfiring, because

846
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 3: these guys actually did feel like.

847
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: God's Yeah, there's there's a some there's some guy at

848
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 1: a bar in thirteen fourteen, just like eating an onion

849
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: raw and like lady, like you know, my dick skin

850
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 1: was used as the christ dickskin. No, because they would

851
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: be murdered, right, he would just be like murdered as

852
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: a heretic.

853
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 3: But he would know. So he did infuse him with

854
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 3: a little pep.

855
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, because he knew something.

856
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, he knew the pope had his foreskin in his

857
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 3: private chambers.

858
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he weren't like an earring or like a

859
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 2: nose ring. Maybe the Pope sometimes put it on and

860
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 2: just pranced around knowing he's the king of kings.

861
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 1: That's cool, man, I have no idea what it would

862
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: look like.

863
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 3: Maybe the guy whose foreskin was used to give to

864
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 3: the pope was like not confident at all, and he was.

865
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 3: He was a guy in the village that everybody was

866
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 3: like that guy doesn't believe in himself. But all one

867
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 3: day secret Caball came, did this meeting, asked him, took

868
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 3: his foreskin from him, and then from that day on,

869
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 3: that guy was the cockiest guy in town.

870
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: And no one's right why no one understood why. They're like,

871
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: there's nothing special about him at all, and he's like

872
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:20,839
Speaker 1: no something.

873
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, like palm when the nerd takes off their glasses

874
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 3: and they the.

875
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 2: Yes, eighties movies loved that thing. It was like it

876
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 2: takes one little thing and now you're the hottest guy

877
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 2: in high school. Yeah, it was a better time. Yeah,

878
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 2: So twelve to thirteen, and I guess these are child's size.

879
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 2: We're talking eight days, which is newborn size. Well, I

880
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 2: hope they're out there.

881
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: If it's like eight days, I mean, like my son

882
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 1: was not circumcised. So I don't know what the but

883
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: it's got to be the teeny teeny tiniest piece of flesh.

884
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: Nobody kept that dried. It's got to be just like

885
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 1: literally they're walking around like with like a a smut

886
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: Like here it is. It's the it's like a.

887
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 3: Probably looks like it probably looks like mushrooms actually like

888
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 3: a when you do mushrooms, a piece of a piece

889
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 3: of mushrooms.

890
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it would look I think it would

891
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: look like a like a half of a millimeter long

892
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: piece of noodle, like dried noodle. That tiny, it's very

893
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: A child's newborn's penis is incredibly teeny tiny, and like

894
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: just this, the foreskin is so teeny teeny tiny. It's

895
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: not like because whenever I think of foreskin, I always

896
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: think of like an adult's penis and is like ringed

897
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: off somehow.

898
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 2: But buddy Flula got circumcised at like thirty. It's like

899
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 2: a bit. Yeah he did it, like like yeah, he'd

900
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 2: like documented it, Yeah, twenty nine or something. It Flula

901
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 2: Borg the comedian and actor. You can now see him

902
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 2: as Javelin on uh what's that movie called? And I'm

903
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 2: blanking Suicide Squad two? But uh, yeah, he did didn't

904
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: documented as an adult.

905
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 3: My friend just did it for the first time, wow,

906
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 3: in his thirties and he's British and he had always

907
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,479
Speaker 3: wanted to. But in the UK they do it even

908
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 3: before they did it less and I've actually had never seen.

909
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: The other tea.

910
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd never seen anyone uncircumcised. And so and he

911
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 3: he's gay and he showed like ceremonially. We were all

912
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 3: at a party and he showed. He showed it to

913
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: us because he was about to be it was about

914
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 3: to be He's about to part with it, and I

915
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 3: had never seen it, and so it was like this,

916
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 3: It was like we both got something out of the

917
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 3: deal because he got it. He witnessed for the last time,

918
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 3: not by the last time, but like by a crowd,

919
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 3: and then I got to see. Now, that's the only

920
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 3: time I've ever seen it.

921
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you thought that Jenny craig before and after

922
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 2: photos were spicy, wait till your friend whips out the

923
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 2: before and after circumcis show.

924
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 3: Well what I didn't realize he got to like he

925
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 3: worked with the doctor like you get to like. It's

926
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 3: like he showed pictures of which one of what he wanted,

927
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 3: the kind of the kind of the different cut cuts are. Yeah,

928
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: and he worked very closely with it. Was it was

929
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: a collaborative effort.

930
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 2: Crankle waffle.

931
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: I had no idea about any of that.

932
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: All Right, dogs are getting riled up by this conversation.

933
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: They like it too. We're all excited about it.

934
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 3: I think my dog.

935
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 2: Been there. Hey, this you're giving me the perfect segue

936
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 2: into a story I wasn't going to do, But now

937
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: we're going for it. I think that's a private our

938
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: last story, Curti b. This was sent in by not

939
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 2: Underscore a underscore mop under.

940
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: Where you go in Scotty. I just want everyone listening

941
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: to know that every once in a while, Scotty has

942
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: a virtual background of bananas. Yes, and every once in

943
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: a while the zoom doesn't recognize the microphone and it

944
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: looks like he's talking into a handful of bananas.

945
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, maybe when it is thank you. Oh gosh.

946
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 2: I gotta keep them guessing, not them mop aka Katie

947
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 2: self sent this. This was written by Kaitlinellis. Kurt, you

948
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 2: love kitlen Ellis.

949
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Every time I see Kaitlinellis article,

950
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: I say this is gonna be a good article. It's

951
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: gonna be well done.

952
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 2: Absolutely, because she writes for our favorite publication, maybe in

953
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: the Galaxy. Newshub dot co dot New Zealand.

954
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: News hub dot co dot New Zealand. I have a

955
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: T shirt from them.

956
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 2: I pour Folgers in the morning and I click to

957
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 2: newshub dot co dot nz first thing before the sun rises.

958
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 2: Study findes six per six percent of Americans believe they

959
00:49:55,080 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 2: would win a fight against a grizzly bear. Oh my gosh.

960
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: Percent that is oh gosh, and they did they also like,

961
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: I would like to see a cross map of like

962
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: the percentage of Americans at meth on meth at the

963
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: one time. Yes, because it's probably six percent.

964
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:21,959
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. And I did also steal the infographics.

965
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 2: So after read the article, we can do a quick

966
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 2: rundown of the percentage of Americans that think they could

967
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 2: beat this animal in a fight. We'll go through that

968
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 2: just second. So anyways, in a survey you dot gov

969
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 2: asked Americans if they thought they could triumph in a

970
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: battle against certain animals without any weapons. That is such

971
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 2: a crucial detail. We are a tool using species. The

972
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 2: results show that overall, people aren't too confident in their

973
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: fighting abilities. The animal most people believe they could take

974
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 2: was a rat. Seventy two percent of respondents say they

975
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 2: could beat a rat.

976
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: Only seventy two percent.

977
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 2: Starling, how are you feeling, could you take a rat

978
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 2: one on one weapons?

979
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 3: This is like once the rat's been caught, right, Like,

980
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 3: it's not just if it is scrambling after the rat,

981
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 3: I've gotten past the screaming because it's jumped around from

982
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 3: my feet.

983
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: It's just charging you. Let's imagine the rat is charging

984
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: you and it's a fight to the death. Could you

985
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 2: take a rat?

986
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 3: But he needs to he needs to go and hold

987
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 3: on because if it's just gonna like charge me and

988
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 3: run at me and then run away, I couldn't take it.

989
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 3: That that's the power of a small creature. It's the

990
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 3: same way when you have the way cockwroad dominate your life.

991
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 2: When it's in your house, it can get away, yeah, you,

992
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 2: it can infect pain on you, but then get away

993
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 2: from you before you can inflict pain on it.

994
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: It's it's very it's a disproportionate level of fear that

995
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 3: it causes. And so if the rat was like attacking

996
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 3: my face, yes I could take it.

997
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,399
Speaker 2: That's right. There's a cat. Could you kill a rat

998
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 2: if you had to? Yes, Well, I guess that's right.

999
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 2: You're just winning the fight. I don't have to care.

1000
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 1: Let's break its legs.

1001
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 2: We are a pro animal in this podcast in the

1002
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 2: real world. Don't prove it to us. This is just

1003
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 2: a hypothetical. Mind question number two a goose, sixty one

1004
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 2: percent said they could beat a goose in a fight.

1005
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure.

1006
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: I am so scary.

1007
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: Geese are terror They're very they have very strong necks,

1008
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,240
Speaker 1: and they it hurts and they're aggressive, very sure they do.

1009
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 2: Oh do you know that?

1010
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: Don't ever tell you about that. I don't know if

1011
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: I talked about it on the website once. I made

1012
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: a video when I was just starting off comedy I

1013
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: thought would be the funniest thing. It just says, it's

1014
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: just me. I'm on the I'm on the I'm on

1015
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 1: the bathroom, on the toilet, and then a toy Hey,

1016
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm running out of toilet paper, and then they hand

1017
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: me some toilet paper and go, what's this white swan

1018
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: toilet paper? And I go to try it, and then

1019
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,439
Speaker 1: it like dissolves into a dream sequence where I'm at

1020
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: the park pantsless and then I see a white swan

1021
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: and it looks like it looks very much and I

1022
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: don't hurt a swan. I don't touch animals, sit on

1023
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: a swan and wipe my ass on the swan, and

1024
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: then that's the whole thing. And shooting it was absolutely terrifying.

1025
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,919
Speaker 1: I got bits so many times by as well. Yes

1026
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 1: it was, And it was like six in the morning,

1027
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: so that no one would beat like around to see

1028
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: me pantsless chasing after a swan.

1029
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 3: Feel like.

1030
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: It feels like someone's like, imagine I have exactly what

1031
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: it is, no a like have you ever had a

1032
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 1: sunglass cases? Imagine someone very strongly clamping your fingers in

1033
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: the sunglass case.

1034
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 2: Thank you, That's what it feels like.

1035
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 3: I feel like we should have it handy all revenges

1036
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 3: for what every bite feels like.

1037
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: I think a rat bite probably feels worse. That's got

1038
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: to be a gross gross bite.

1039
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. I never have been been by a rat.

1040
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 2: Oh it hurts. They have little pointy teeth. I had

1041
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 2: a rat in the eighties named cal Ratkin, and he

1042
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 2: was okay. He was a pretty good rat. And then

1043
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 2: you got very big and started to get aggressive. It

1044
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 2: was a lab rat, and then he did start to

1045
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 2: bite us, and then he magically stopped biting us and

1046
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 2: went somewhere else. So that can happen to we want

1047
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 2: a different kind of war. I'll give you the rundown.

1048
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,959
Speaker 2: Oh so, so, despite the data showing most people aren't

1049
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 2: very sure of their fighting abilities, there is a small

1050
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 2: population of people Kurt, as you said, possibly methewsers who

1051
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 2: believed they could take down a gorilla an elephant or

1052
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: even a lion.

1053
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: It's people who've never seen these animals. I think, yeah,

1054
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: you could fight a lion with no like, you've never

1055
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: you don't know what.

1056
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 3: They've only seen them in children's books. They've only seen

1057
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 3: them illustrated.

1058
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, yeah, I could take something that's three

1059
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 1: inches big. I could do it, Guys.

1060
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 2: I have watched Ultimate Fighting Championship more than one time.

1061
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 2: I can fight an elephant. Six percent of people thought

1062
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 2: they could beat an elephant an elephant, that you could

1063
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 2: the strongest heavyweight boxer in the world could punch an

1064
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 2: elephant full force and it would not move an inch Anyways.

1065
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 2: I love that confidence. Nine percent believe they could win

1066
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 2: against a crocodile.

1067
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: Oh, Americans, That's what people do say when you go abroad.

1068
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: People are like, Americans are the most confident people in

1069
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: the world. And I never realized that before, but now

1070
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 1: hearing this, are the.

1071
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: Most confident based on the the last the least reason

1072
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 3: to be confident is it is that.

1073
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: Like the equation yeah or or also what I've just

1074
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: heard is the people that like Americans are like, yeah,

1075
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: well we can do that, and then other people like, no,

1076
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,439
Speaker 1: I don't think we can can we We'll just go there.

1077
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 2: We can do that, yeah, or they're smart enough to

1078
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 2: go and why would you want to We don't want

1079
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 2: to do that. It's like the challenge. How many people

1080
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 2: do we know in life that you're like, I'm one

1081
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 2: of those people. If you say I can't do something,

1082
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it twice as hard. That's that's the

1083
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 2: most American reality show mentality of all time. And I'm like,

1084
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't do it. I'm like, sounds great

1085
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 2: to me. Person.

1086
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,240
Speaker 1: It's also what stand ups like like road dog stand

1087
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 1: ups always say, you tell me not to say something.

1088
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, screw those morons, and I'll wrap up this little

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Speaker 2: story here with you. Dot Gov said there was no

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Speaker 2: gender difference when it came to these top tier opponents.

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Speaker 2: It says answers like this are often are often whittled

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Speaker 2: down to quote male overconfidence end quote. But in this case,

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Speaker 2: men and women are quote about as likely to think

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Speaker 2: they could beat a grizzly bear, a lion, a gorilla,

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Speaker 2: or a crocodile. But gender differences did begin to show

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Speaker 2: up when asked about you guessed it you two wolves

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Speaker 2: and kangaroos seventeen percent of men think they could beat

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Speaker 2: up a kangaroo. They could not, compared to nine percent

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Speaker 2: of women. They asked twelve hundred twenty four US adults

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Speaker 2: April twelfth or April thirteenth and twenty twenty one, and

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Speaker 2: they were over age eighteen, So twelve hundred people. So

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Speaker 2: whatever that math is eleven percent.

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Speaker 1: It's like a pretty good that's a pretty good.

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Speaker 2: That's a pretty good survey. That's a good poll.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, starly, uh plug whatever you want to plug, tell

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Speaker 1: us whatever you want to tell us before we let

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Speaker 1: you go off into this wonderful world.

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Speaker 3: Election profit Makers is a podcast. It's funny. It's not

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Speaker 3: just about you don't have to bet, and it is

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Speaker 3: we don't have to talk about betting. And Search Party.

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Speaker 3: Search Party season four, all the search seats one through

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Speaker 3: four is available on HBO Max. This season will be

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Speaker 3: out at some point, so watch the stuff it out

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Speaker 3: now in the future. Remember that I'm lame, remember my words,

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Speaker 3: and then watch it then yeah too, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: It's almost impossible to get five seasons of a TV

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Speaker 2: show on now, So congratulations on being a hit comedy

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Speaker 2: show with a great through line with a great mystery.

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Speaker 2: And runner. It's a great show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you well, Thank you so much Starly for coming

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Speaker 1: on the show.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome. It was so fun.

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Speaker 2: Banana Na's. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie.

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Speaker 2: Levine, theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 1: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: You can follow us on Instagram at The Banana's Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.