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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy. There, I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that Kevin Pollard. With that well, since you put it

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Speaker 1: that way, I do smell faintly. It's smelling salts. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: my dear cronies and prom dates. By definition, alchemy is

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Speaker 1: quote when a person or a person just creates something

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Speaker 1: through a seemingly magical process. Well, I was recording my

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Speaker 1: last willing testament. The idea struck me. What if I

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Speaker 1: they offered a podcast of this seemingly magical process, and

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Speaker 1: I could call it alchemy. Do you realize your shoes

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Speaker 1: that owners. After a bit of title tinkering, I'm so

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Speaker 1: very proud to present to you another episode of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This this let's meet our archemists, shall we? In no

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Speaker 1: particular orders, say hello to Craig Atkowski. Craig A Law.

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Speaker 1: Do you believe we landed on the moon on July

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Speaker 1: of time. That is awesome. I'm so glad I asked

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Speaker 1: would you let Joey Greer sit for your son? And

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Speaker 1: if so, I've been asked to enquire as to what

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Speaker 1: because here comes Brad Norman. Bra Brad me if you will.

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado is in the bill, Lady Chris and fellas,

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Speaker 1: let's not be inclusive, Chris, or let's be Chris, Chris

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Speaker 1: you surfing the dials there? Are you dialed into one

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Speaker 1: Martin Rubble. Right any relation to Barney He's never got well,

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Speaker 1: Martin rub suggest the following the fire Department arrives to

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Speaker 1: We take you now to that scene. The fire department

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Speaker 1: has a rise. Nothing matters, all right, sir? Uh, who's

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Speaker 1: got a megaphone? Anybody who can here ape? That'll? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: but do we have his number? Uh? No, here's the

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Speaker 1: good point. Give me the megaphone. Thank you, per per.

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Speaker 1: How did this? You know he's not that far away.

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Speaker 1: I hate jokes. I hate comedy. I hate everything because

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Speaker 1: Marjorie Daniel, I'm the neighbor, and I'm I'm here for

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Speaker 1: the ordinary behavior from your neighbor before this incident? Um, well,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. I'm just putting this yoga mat down. I'm

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Speaker 1: I've seen it all before. You seem grizzly, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you just dangle yourself over the balcony, I think

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Speaker 1: None of you get it. And that's the problem here.

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Speaker 1: I'm jumping because I've tried my I've tried my hardest

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Speaker 1: Can you give us an example of you trying your hardest?

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Speaker 1: Specificity would be nice and please project sir, there's a

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Speaker 1: we've got a word for this. Somebody that's sort of

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Speaker 1: it's an ego. You call it an ego. Everybody's got

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Speaker 1: always skip the a everybody's got right right. So basically,

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Speaker 1: a lot of pain. I think he seems angry. Thank you, neighbor.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back just a second. He always seems angry.

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Speaker 1: And you know what else, he stole my paper last week?

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Speaker 1: Which paper? Would that be? Cat Daily? And you said

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Speaker 1: Never heard of that periodical? Man, Can you please stand back? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: went to get another yoga mat No, you all failed,

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Speaker 1: favorite TV show back on Carmen San Diego? Sir? That

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Speaker 1: And it really showcased the fine art of acapella. Because

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Speaker 1: Nothing feels good, nothing's satisfying, nothing's funny, Nothing's nothing. When

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Speaker 1: was the last time he took a vacation, Jim? I

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Speaker 1: So what how about we all pitch in the fellas

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Speaker 1: teachable moment. This man has just learned the difference between

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Speaker 1: sprain to his ankle area. Do you know, guys, it's

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Speaker 1: As soon as you leap, you regret it? Really And

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Speaker 1: as soon as my feet left that rooftop, that was fast,

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Speaker 1: that all point eight seconds, that's all you were thinking of.

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Speaker 1: More than that. Context saves lives more than that. I thought,

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Speaker 1: I regret this, And then I thought, how's Brett. I

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Speaker 1: get now she's a c And then I thought, I

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Speaker 1: have a cell phone now, offered it earlier, but it

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Speaker 1: was for you to use, it wasn't for him to use.

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Speaker 1: You owe me an apology. Anything you'd like to say

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Speaker 1: to your neighbor. I want to say, thank you, thank

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Speaker 1: you for making the neighborhood a little brighter. And for

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Speaker 1: her copy of Cat Daily. Did you take Cat Daily?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Apparently it's my paper, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and everybody know what's your name? There? Everybody and your gym? Right, Well,

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Speaker 1: do this, this is why, this is why I can't help.

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Speaker 1: But I think we should be headed to Main Street

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Speaker 1: where that pizza shop is burning down right now, and

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Speaker 1: But don't you see the genius of a Jerry is

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Speaker 1: now you only have one responsible bad news. Here we go.

418
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Speaker 1: We guess we got a call from Rob's wife. She's

419
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Speaker 1: in the hospital. What that isn't the worst part? What

420
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: the worst part is? I need you to stay late?

421
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: What does she have? She was he when I left home?

422
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 1: You like to know, wouldn't you? Wow? That was very cryptic.

423
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 1: This is too cryptic we have Did you have a

424
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: way of reaching your wife? Can you text her? Yes?

425
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: Text news? I need all the phones, hand them over. Yeah.

426
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: I need you to make more product less texty, more products.

427
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: I honestly can text and clean the workstations at the

428
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: same time. That's the only thing I might play. Please

429
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: tell me what's wrong with my wife? Listen here, good

430
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: livelihood depends good. I was putting out more products. Tell

431
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: us what do we make here? What do we make here?

432
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: How do we make here? We make arrows? You're wrong?

433
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: Piping the best piping in the world. We make the

434
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: best piping in the world. I can touch our piping.

435
00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 1: He saved all your asses. Thank you, Really piping, I

436
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: just feel so detached from the product. Just to clarify

437
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 1: all piping, every form of piping pipes, yes, not pipes,

438
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: but pipes that the time you smoke? How long have

439
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: you worked here? I am on refreshment channeling. I'm going

440
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: back to my office, come back to I may need

441
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: a word with you individually, as today is employee evaluation day.

442
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: Definitely full broke. Okay. Look, look, we all know that

443
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: we make the thirty second best brands of piping in

444
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: the world, and we got to get to thirty. Yeah,

445
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: we gotta get to thirty already. Sure, that just an analogy,

446
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: but ab since we're in piping, look, okay, yeah, we're

447
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: in piping. Okay, so let's just finish this work at

448
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: the same level of quality that we make with our piping. Okay,

449
00:26:54,880 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: and you know what, question about the air The arrows

450
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: were flipping the other way refreshing okay, okay, monster energy

451
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: drink anyone? Are you done with that? Are you done

452
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: with that? Monster any you just trying to clear some

453
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: room here? You should really be checking on your wife.

454
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 1: Oh god, she has ever been second day in her life.

455
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: She was gonna go bungee jumping a day though there's

456
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: blood all over my keyboard. Can't bomb up your nose, babe,

457
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: bleeding out of your nose. He broke my nose, all right, well,

458
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: what do you do? Cry about it? Already, Jerry, put

459
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: on this swim cap, stuff my tamp on, up your

460
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: nose and get over it. Alright, Look here, I finished

461
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: one packet, and this is what it should look like

462
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: when it's finished. Here, it's beautiful, good looking packet. Can't

463
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: do that. You can do that. You just have to

464
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: look at it, use it as an example and create

465
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: your own. Can we just go through it step by step? Sure? Okay, okay,

466
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: is it my wife? Is it my wife? Yeah, I'm sure.

467
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's not doing great, Rob frankly, but for

468
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: the rest of you, you got an update. It sounds

469
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 1: like he's just speculating at this. Don't speculated in my

470
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: opinion based on the information I know. I bet she's

471
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,479
Speaker 1: not doing terrific. Now moving on, two of you need

472
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: to go. No, I'll go get out of here. I

473
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: can't do that. He volunteers. No, that's not how this works.

474
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm leaving it up to you. Yeah, that's right, all right.

475
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: He's been doing a great job of the office. He

476
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: knows you guys better than I do. I'm leaving it

477
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: up to you. You've gotta fire two of them. But

478
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: it can't be the two who want to go home

479
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: the most is broken that I want to stay. I

480
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: want to stay. I've got to say, this is it, Travis.

481
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: You wanted middle management. It's time to grip those nips

482
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: and give him a rip. All right, try yes, sir? Yeah, Hey,

483
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: I forgot to ask the you and mrs want to

484
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: go on on the boat this weekend. This guy's sticking around.

485
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: I'll take that. Yes, Jerry, I am going to ask

486
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: you to take the rest of your life off. Yeah.

487
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're necessarily cut out for the

488
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: piping street. I don't think so either. Yeah, maybe you

489
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: want to try something in aqueducts or something like that.

490
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: This is I still qualify for unemployment, right, just not

491
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: really my problem at this point. So, I mean, you're

492
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: terminating me and it's not my fault. I just want

493
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: you to gather all your things. I want you to

494
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: gather all your things and all your DNA and just

495
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: pack stuff up and please leave. Thank you that. Then

496
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: there were three traffics you're gonna pick. Well, I'm not

497
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: sure if you're mentally ill or from the future, so

498
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to ask you to leave as well.

499
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: Thank you. Just take this and this and this and

500
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: this and then we'll get more energy drink. I don't

501
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: know if you man, I don't think. Did you just

502
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: take the intercom? That is actually company? Wait? Wait wait,

503
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: nobody leave? Bad news? Bad news, I'm assuming, yeah, doculate. Okay,

504
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: so here's the information. Jerry, get back over here, get

505
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: over here. But I just sit down. No, no, no,

506
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: no one's fired. Okay, we're not. We're no longer in piping.

507
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: We were just sold and bought. We are now in tech.

508
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: Raise your hand if you can code? Can I have

509
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: a code? Okay? What's your code? I have like a

510
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: ruddy nose and like a little bit of a sore throat. Okay,

511
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: all right, I need you guys to work on the app. Okay.

512
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: The name is Boogie Bugie. I don't know what it

513
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: does yet, fixee bo Free breadsticks Finder. It means fancy

514
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: for perceptions sake right, free breadsticks Finder. Okay, you're like,

515
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: that's what it is. You're proposing something else entirely, how

516
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: to find bread stick. Any restaurants that have free breath

517
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: sticks would be uploaded into Bougee. You want to feel

518
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: nice and fancy, you go somewhere with the bottomless breath

519
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: things that my wife loves all of gusts. All right,

520
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: what about it brings breadsticks to whatever restaurant you're at? Okay,

521
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: So where are the bread sticks coming from? They're coming

522
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: from them, They're coming from the helpful breadstick makers at Bougie.

523
00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: Could be a different dipping sauces shirt shirt. I'm not

524
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,239
Speaker 1: doing sauces. Why would we complicate with I don't know.

525
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: I can't taste anything anyway with this code. Just think

526
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: of it this way. How many times have you sat

527
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: down at a fancy restaurant and which did you? Okay?

528
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: How many times have you sat down at like a

529
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: cheap diner? Many times? Great? And and wish that you

530
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: had a fancy basket of breadsticks? That? Yeah, you do? Okay.

531
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: So now now with Bougie, you can use the app

532
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: to get your breadsticks wherever you're free. Well for a

533
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: monthly you just type in where you're at and breadsticks arrived,

534
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: breadsticks or the via. I don't want to be negative,

535
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure that if I had somebody bringing

536
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: me free bread sticks to Turtle his diner, she would

537
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: say that I'm bringing outside food and say that it's

538
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: not allowed. Listen. That's for the executives to figure out.

539
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: That's for the executives to figure out. News news. Well,

540
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: this does uh this is about your wife. Uh yeah,

541
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: he came in saying bad news. Yeah, okay, that's right. Uh.

542
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: First of all, we've been sold again or out of

543
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: a tech or out at tech. We've got so many

544
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: breadsticks coming. We're in medical medical. H that's right, which

545
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: is where your wife comes in. Uh? Ironically enough, coincidentally,

546
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: what's the word? I don't know? You keep us get Okay,

547
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: all right, here's the thing. We now need to use

548
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: all these plastic fittings to make body parts. Okay which

549
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: body part? But these plastic fittings are from when we

550
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: used to be in piping. That's right, that's right. I

551
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: was going to use these plastic fittings for breadsticks. For second,

552
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: the plastic fittings gonna make everyone thinner. Sure high design.

553
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: So if you replace the foot or a hand, that's

554
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: the thinning piping. Look, I don't want to be here

555
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: for the brainstorming. You know, I'm not a creative type. Okay,

556
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: but I will say you're the bad news type. I'm

557
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: gonna give you Hey, Well, it's just I'm gonna say,

558
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: uh for Rob's just so that you have an idea

559
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: of where to go with this. With what you're making here,

560
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: consider making something like um, like a jaw, like a nose,

561
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: like a skull. He's back in his office. I'm so sorry, Rob.

562
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: You know what, I admire that man reads well because

563
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: of his random cruelty and confusion. It's the kind of

564
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: management style I aspired to Travis. I don't think you're

565
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: cut out to be a manager. I think that you're

566
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: probably a bad person. Rober, you need to ride to

567
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: the air to the hospital. Why are we responsible for

568
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: reconstructing my wife's face? I think he was just hinting. No,

569
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: I don't think it was actually applying. I mean, think

570
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: of it this way. Now, your wife has a real

571
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: chance of having a brand new face built out of

572
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: the thirty best piping in the world. Also, if we

573
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: may Rob, maybe this is the time everyone kind of

574
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: comes clean a little her face before it look like

575
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 1: she got hit with some piping. You always you always

576
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: said how beautiful she was. Yeah, because I think a

577
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: side of beef is beautiful. Because I'm I'm hungry and

578
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: I like beef. God, we have a lot in comments,

579
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: so now she can have very specific features. I hope

580
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: you all get my code, you other bitches. Oh yes,

581
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: let's get out of the hospital at the workplace if

582
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: we can. Oh, your poor wife. We never even found

583
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: out what happened to her. We never found out most

584
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: something I'd like to think they're up to. Yeah. This

585
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: one is from Brian Moss. Greetings, Alchemy team. I've been

586
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,479
Speaker 1: a fan since day one, and your show has never

587
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: failed to crack me up. There's a term I don't

588
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: hear enough anymore that really cracked me up. So it's

589
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: an older fellow problem. I'd like to ask one small,

590
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: teeny tiny favor. One show week just doesn't seem like enough.

591
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: Any chance you guys and Gal could do a new

592
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: show every day forever and ever? Amen. I'd like to

593
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: throw in my own scene suggestion with just three words,

594
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: rival Lemonade stands. Thanks for reading this and being my

595
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: number one all time favorite podcast. I work in retail,

596
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: and every and then every customer interaction with the following, Hey,

597
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: you should really listen to the Alchemy this podcast. You'll

598
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 1: love it. Management recently sat me down and reprimanded me

599
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: and asked me to not do that, which Irish bonded. Okay,

600
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: but if you guys listen to alchemy this so I

601
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: just wanted to take the time during this two days

602
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: suspension to write your moss. I write you and let

603
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: you know to keep up the great and hilarious work.

604
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: I regret nothing, Brian, even if he's just even if

605
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: he's just a comedy writer, that was a very funny message.

606
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: He's a courageous man. Yeah. So let's take you now

607
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: to the rival. Lemonade stands word on the street of us. Yeah,

608
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm using splendor. It's good. It's you don't laugh. Don't laugh.

609
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: There are some people when you get older, you're going

610
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: to realize that health is important. Kiddo. It's very interesting,

611
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: you know, even on the competition, it doesn't scare me. Listen,

612
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm a senior citizen and I've got all the time

613
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: in the world. Well, listen to this. I'm going into

614
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: a straight and I've only got two teeth in the front.

615
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: We'll see how this date plays. Aut Moster Nelson, you

616
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 1: better not be taking any of my customers school. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I see I am. I'm trying to get my grandma

618
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: leg Oh, no, how much for a couple? Little girl?

619
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, she's on my driveway. I'm selling this lemonade.

620
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 1: What this is my driveway? These are my lemonades. And

621
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm so far your granddaughter. No, she's my neighbor over there.

622
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: The thing is with my lawn. It's not paved like

623
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: this driveway. And I'm afraid of hooding a womb. Oh well,

624
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: this is certainly a great location. And location is everything

625
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 1: like you want to buy from Mr Nelson. Grandma doesn't

626
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: need a wig. How much is your liminad? It's seven dollars,

627
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: seven dollars. No way, here you go, kid, thank you.

628
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: This is two dollars. And that's too kind. Have a

629
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: good a right, good good luck. Get your goddamn lemonade

630
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: off my goddamn driveway. Hey dad, how's the lemonade stand going?

631
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: It's going pretty good. It's pretty good. Hey Mallory, I

632
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: didn't see you there. I got to see you. Yeah,

633
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: it's good to see you too, kid. How school? Oh? School, Well,

634
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: it's exciting every day. That is my old man treating you. Okay,

635
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,959
Speaker 1: out here, you guys having fun. We're having so much fun,

636
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 1: aren't we. Yes, I just saw the lemonade. You did. Congratulation.

637
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: Thank you. You know, I just finished mop in the yard.

638
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: Pretty uh, pretty parched myself. I could go for a lemonade.

639
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: Oh what'd you like some real sugar? Oh my goodness,

640
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: I do love real sugar. Actually you should probably. I mean,

641
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: you're getting up into that age that it's important for

642
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 1: your health. So mine's diet. It's got splendor. Come on, dad,

643
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: I've had your lemonade lots of times, okay, I mean,

644
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: and I live with you. I grew up with you,

645
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: and as you grew old, you came and lived with me.

646
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 1: We we do lemonade all the time. I mean Wednesday's

647
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: lemonade day. Let me try Mallori's for a change. I

648
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: want to live a little. Oh it's okay, you can

649
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: have your dad's lemonade. He wants the pocket money to

650
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: bet on the ponies. I'm favor Listen, I excuse me,

651
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, which one of whose malory? Malory? I got

652
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: a sugar delivery here, and I guess you can put

653
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: it in the back. You got it though, how about that? Dad?

654
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: Mallory's got a sugar guy. I'm not very listen, I

655
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: don't appreciate you helping support my rifle. Come on, she's

656
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: just a kid. Dad cut her some slack. Did anybody

657
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: cut me slack when I was a kid? No? In fact,

658
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: they made it harder on me. When I squirmed and

659
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: I was in pain, they pressed harder. Hey, you know

660
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: I've got a single mom. You do somewhat of a

661
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: latch key kid in the day and age, but that's

662
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: not something you see every day. I've been pulling myself

663
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: up for my bootstraps since I was two years old.

664
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: The future is female, dad, I mean, it's if I

665
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: argue that. Yeah. I love that T shirt. Well, I

666
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:21,439
Speaker 1: always mopped the lawn in it. Mallory, baby, Hi, sweetheart,

667
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 1: you're having a good day out here. I sure I am.

668
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: Are you okay? My blouse came undone again? High? How good?

669
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning, it's I see it's Brent. Is

670
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: that right? That's right? And your charity right, charity, that's right?

671
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 1: And this is my little Mallory. You know what I love, Mallory.

672
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: This is my dad. Have you met my dad? I

673
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: see him around here. Yeah. I couldn't help, but notice

674
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: you were mopping the front yard this afternoon. I always

675
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: mopped the yard after dad finishes yelling at the mail.

676
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: You don't have to talk to my mom. Do you

677
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 1: guys mind stepping onto your driveway so I can sell

678
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: my lemonade? Not at all, as long as Brent wouldn't

679
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: mind joining me. I could use a little my being helped.

680
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind not listen, don't don't worry about my dad.

681
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: He's a little cantankerous. He used to work for the

682
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: city commissioner. Always want to be a stand up Mallory,

683
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: Can mommy have a little cash? Got six bucks? Can

684
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: We'll take five and I'll give it back. You know,

685
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 1: I'll give it back to you. That's a good girl.

686
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 1: That's a good girl. Shall we rent? Sure? Absolutely? After you?

687
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: I got a lemon delivery from Mallory. Oh that's right.

688
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: You can put it in the back by the sugar.

689
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: All right, back it up, guys, they'd better be fresh

690
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: this time. Mallory. Mallory, Yeah, this humbling moment for me.

691
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: But I'm wondering if maybe you could spare a half

692
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: dozen lemons? Please, m that's so magic words, I was waylore.

693
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: It's hard half dozen? What is that? In today's mark?

694
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: It's six Okay, it's six six lemons for my arrival.

695
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: It's you know, we don't have to be arrivals. Sometimes malory,

696
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: sometimes just having you got some toilet paper dangling off

697
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,879
Speaker 1: your chin. Mr Nelson, it's it's from razor. I cut

698
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: myself shaving today. Huh. Well, it's the problem is that

699
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: I can't borrow any more money from my son. He

700
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: doesn't like giving me money interesting, so it's hard for

701
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: me to get the you know, the pieces of the

702
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: puzzle that makes lemon. I feel for your son. You

703
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: know what, I got a mom that's bleeding me dry

704
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: every day. I mean, it's I raised. I raised my

705
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: son his whole life, and now he's helping. Hi everybody, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi,

706
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: Hi babies Charity. Um, did I hear the lemon truck? Yes,

707
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: of course you heard the lemon truck. Mom. I was

708
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,760
Speaker 1: yelling about the lemons. He put them by the sugar

709
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: of that means Roger's here. Roger is on his way out.

710
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: He is untacking the lemons. Roger, Roger, how about the

711
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: sugar guy? Did he is he going? What did you do?

712
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 1: The brunt he just had three minutes ago? He's taking

713
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: a nap. No well, I'm back for more lemonade. That

714
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: that was so delicious. I doubled back a repeat customer.

715
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: Here you go, sir, But actually I was thinking about

716
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: trying this one, you know, like those rival cheese steak

717
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: places in Philly seven bucks. I did go to an

718
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: a t M and take out some cash, So you

719
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: don't say, hi, I'm charity. Hi? How do you do

720
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: a t M? Cash? There is a two of my

721
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: favorite words. I don't need charity. Actually I have my

722
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: own money. So, uh, it's gonna be made super fresh.

723
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: It's gonna be really fresh. I'm intrigued by what a

724
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,760
Speaker 1: seven dollar lemonade might be. So charity, you mind helping

725
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: me with the thing we were saying earlier, Mr nots

726
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 1: do you mind helping me with the thing I haven't

727
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: mentioned yet? I don't remember what it was? Human? Are

728
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:14,919
Speaker 1: you excuse me? Sorry? I'm really thirsty. Absolutely, we understand that, sir.

729
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: You're interested in the merger. Merger, that's right. You want

730
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: to work for me, work for you or with you?

731
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: You want to work for me? Old man? All right,

732
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: right right, right, all right, right right right, all right,

733
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,439
Speaker 1: but I still get thank you. All right, We're gonna

734
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: get this started right now. It's just gonna take a minute, Okay.

735
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: I mean I have seven dollars right here. You don't

736
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: have a limonade ready to go? No? I had to like,

737
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: I'm not going to waste a limit for I'm ready

738
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: to go. No, you're not You're not interesting, Okay, I

739
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: don't need charity. I'm okay, Lenny. I want you to

740
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: keep your hand on all of them. All right, I'm

741
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 1: just gonna have a word, but keep your weapon at

742
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 1: the ready as well. Excuse me, folks, I couldn't help thsty.

743
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: I might be arsty. How are you, ma'am? And a

744
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: little kid that would love to brighten your day with

745
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: a sunshiny flavor of and a horny mom harny mom?

746
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: Imagine that? Write? Yeah, thanks, I had a question for you.

747
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: I work in the neighbor and I offer protection to

748
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: all of the small business owners, uh officers. Yeah, So

749
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: I was wondering what how businesses? First of all businesses. Great,

750
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: the finished the merger, so that means we're merged, right. Uh?

751
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: Do you have some books you could crack open? Forests?

752
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: And ma'am what was your name again? That's the horny

753
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: mom my horny. Mom. Now, my daughter is young, obviously,

754
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: so she probably doesn't understand what's going on. But what

755
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: I'm gathering is that you are crooked cops asking for

756
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: a piece of the pie, so to speak, so that

757
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: you can offer protection against those that may hurt want

758
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: to hurt us or in front. I understood that, mom,

759
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: But I don't feel threatened in our neighborhoods vision. I

760
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: don't feel threatened, only protects. That's where you might be mistaken.

761
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: And charity is it? How interested are you in a

762
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: little work on the side? Good one? Very very interesting,

763
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: very interested? You like money, like cash falling from above? Okay,

764
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: I love the way you paint the picture, right, Yeah,

765
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: I mean I've been working on you're doing still great? So,

766
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: uh if you wouldn't mind when I'm done talking to

767
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: the two business owners, take a little girl, take a

768
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: little drive with us so we can get a sample

769
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: and I figure out what to charge that sort of

770
00:47:54,080 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: a sample. Good one? Bright, disgusting. What was your name,

771
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: little girl? Mallory? Mallory Mallory, So you're my name? Yeah,

772
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: it's not necessary, Yeah, well Mr Nelson will do. Brent

773
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: My name's My name's Brentson. Brent Nelson and Mallory. If

774
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: we were to say, on average, what what are you?

775
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: What are you pulling down from these two stands in

776
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: a week? Sir? Most of it's just donated to the neighborhood.

777
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: You're telling me you're really selling lemonade. What's behind behind?

778
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: He's got splendors in his and I've got real sicker

779
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: in mine or coming and your lemonade. We're still talking

780
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: about the same thing. Yes, I think we've driven by

781
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: eleven times. Each time there's been people lined up in

782
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: front of you. You got to try themade It can't

783
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,479
Speaker 1: be that good. It's lemonade. What are we talking about?

784
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: What he's trying to say is that is there an

785
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: unseen layer to the business you were presenting to the polist.

786
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: It's the sort of me cute, unusual friendship of a

787
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: child and a senior citizen that really has our street appeal.

788
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,439
Speaker 1: And he also administers diabetes medicine to myself, to anybody else,

789
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: would your mind sampling the wares, I wouldn't mind what

790
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: the hell they're talking that. I wouldn't mind at all.

791
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: And I would like to remind all you is that

792
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: what my boss is offering you as a hug, and

793
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: as we all know, a hug is better than a

794
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: rock through your window, right, Okay, so who am I

795
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 1: going to try to have to squeeze your cup out?

796
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 1: All right, well I'll take yours. Then you go served

797
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 1: with a smile. Yeah, oh yeah, every part of my taste, bud,

798
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I'm alright. I just you want to

799
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: take a knee? Yeah, I mean I get my back

800
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: hurts a little bit from everything. Yeah. Oh wow, that

801
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 1: is good. That is good. That was all your way

802
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: of saying you were enjoying that. That's he went through

803
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 1: my whole body and maybe hurt and then feel good

804
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: in places I ain't a place, so it was amazing.

805
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 1: What are you charging for that? That's a two hour glass?

806
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: First of all, it's a paper cup, so let's stop

807
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: saying a glass. Excuse me, I'm the passer by from before.

808
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me. You sold me

809
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: a glass of seven dollar lemonade. I just I took

810
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: it home because I was so excited to drink it.

811
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: And what is in that? That is rancid? How do

812
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: you funk up lemonade? Three ingredients? Part of me? So?

813
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: What is your name? My name is Carl Weathers, all right,

814
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: not the actor Carl, Mr Weathers. Yes, you took lemonade home.

815
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: You bought lemonade from your stands. I took, did not

816
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: drink it is over. Oh well wait her lemonade was excellent.

817
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: Thank you Mallory you're talking about I'm talking about Mallory. Yes,

818
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:03,240
Speaker 1: lemonade was fantastic. It was a total body experienced. Literally

819
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: brought Lenny to his knees. Brent the seven, I have

820
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: not tried that yet, but I heard bad things. Well,

821
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I got the lemons from Malory. It's

822
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: so if there's something rantid about it, when did you

823
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: get the lemons? Exactly? Did you get the lemons before

824
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: this gentleman here, Mr Weathers took his home, or did

825
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: you get those lemons after? Let me just it's gonna

826
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: be embarrassing, but I didn't have lemons, so I borrowed

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Speaker 1: six and three quarters and you asked the child for

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Speaker 1: he scared. Yes, and sir, you had a complaint. Look

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Speaker 1: if I could just get another cup from Mallory to

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Speaker 1: clean my palate. So you drove all the way, I

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Speaker 1: cleanse your palate. Oh what do we think of Malory's lemonade?

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Speaker 1: Oh it's amazing, it really is. He's good because your

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Speaker 1: It made me feel six and three quarters. It made

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Speaker 1: me feel like It made me feel like I was six,

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Speaker 1: Like you were young again, like I was young again.

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Speaker 1: Like I can I ask one thing? Can you wait

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Speaker 1: in the car? Sorry? Charity? Charity? Yes? Um, I think

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Speaker 1: also waiting in the car? Actually I can't do that

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Speaker 1: because you're all under arrest. I've been in cover this

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Speaker 1: entire time. Crooked cops say, the crooked old man Malory,

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Speaker 1: for goods on the street, that's right, Taxes on that

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Speaker 1: you trapped me. You entrapped me, alright, everybody get down

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Speaker 1: on the ground. You're all going, and you two cops

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Speaker 1: see some kind of bad, some sort of you know, no, right,

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Speaker 1: fair enough, let's get done. You're never really flirting with me, Charity,

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Speaker 1: I was never really flirting with any aren't even her

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Speaker 1: real breast? Where's my son, Brent? I'm up from my naphew. Guys,

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Speaker 1: I mean business's next. Lock him up? Where did I

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Speaker 1: come back for that seven dollar lemonade? I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: I can stand up to my full height now. Can

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Speaker 1: I just say you are a wonderful melody? Oh? Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. You know, as Charity, you made some

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Speaker 1: risk a choice. Diane. I feel like it was anti

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Speaker 1: woman and sometimes but then ultimately so pro woman. It's

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Speaker 1: all fine, You're the best. It's like I'm caught in it.

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Speaker 1: Had hammerglass routine. The world's most famous hammer glass has

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Speaker 1: a direct line to my funny phone. He's like lemonade

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Speaker 1: for comedy. He's that this girl's lemonade funny comedy for

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Speaker 1: Let's go around and thank our Kamis for one hell

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Speaker 1: of an outing. Uh, let's go to Craigsky Craig anything

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Speaker 1: in the sign off area for us today, signing off

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Speaker 1: so much for your contributions and every walk of life.

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Speaker 1: to Los Angeles. You want to see a live show.

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Speaker 1: Let us take care of you and give you some popcorn, please,

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Speaker 1: best popcorn on the world. Joining us today, Brad Norman Bradley. Hi,

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Speaker 1: you see him, Jeff, Uncle Jeff, Yeah, he's the best.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, only got sixty six billion left over,

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Speaker 1: but let's see Chris Alvarado, Christopher, Yeah, you can get

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Speaker 1: me on the Marvelous mrs masal Oh wait, that's your show.

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Speaker 1: But I was thinking, you know, we're getting these wonderful fans.

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Speaker 1: Is that their fans? Yeah, these these fan emails that

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Speaker 1: so so so tag us on your us when you're

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Speaker 1: know you can always find me a Chris Alvarado alrighty,

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Speaker 1: on news these days, but that's the intention. Oh so good. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock one to three on the Instagram. We do

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which, it's time to reach out to everyone

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