WEBVTT - Dark Crackers (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:04.080 Did you ever have anything fake? I would have to 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:07.520 assume yes. We were at Value City and fucking like 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:12.040 Marshalls too much for all of this ship to have 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:14.960 made it through completely unscathed. You know what I mean? 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:17.640 I got my mom got me a fake fooboo from 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:24.439 the African store once. Oh shit, like from like from 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:28.720 the African grocery store. You know what I No, I 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:35.120 thought you did, like one of the clothing exclusive African stories. No, no, no, no, 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:39.040 no no, the African Grocery store when the Southern biptoe 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:41.400 and the center and it was like up in the 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:45.559 plastic and she no, and I and I and I 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.519 wore it. She was like, that was next to the papaya. 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.360 Give me that. I'm gonna I want my boy to 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:54.920 wear it. No, I think I asked her for it, 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:57.640 but I think it was like I knew I couldn't 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:00.160 get a real fooboo where I was just like, if 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:28.720 you have one, share one opportunity for racists money stuff. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:37.840 I can't tell me. Angela Bassett did the thing. Viola Davis, 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:41.120 my woman queen. There it is there it is. Ladies 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.880 and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:48.400 told me the podcast where we dive deep into the 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:53.400 pockets of black conspiracy periods and we finally work to 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:57.840 prove that the next edition of the National Treasure Series 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:02.760 is going to be Nicolas Cage trying to steal the 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:08.040 diamond out of Little Oozy Verb's forehead. That's right, That 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.400 is the most precious jewel that the America has the 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.239 offer at this point, and you know Nicolas Cage is 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:17.720 gonna get it. Yeah, man, that would be great because 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:24.280 of the history involved. Wait, the history of Little Easy 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:27.720 Verd's purchase of it, or the history between Little Oozy 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:32.960 Verd and Nicolas Cage both. Okay, those movies always have 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.200 a lot of fun history. Yeah, they do have a 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.880 lot of fun history. And I have to believe that 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.840 Nicolas Cage and Little Oozy vert have. They've rubbed shoulders 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.040 a few times. Man, you walk into a bar and 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.280 that's going on, what do you do? Fuck? Sit down 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.320 and hope for the best. You know what I mean? 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.919 I mean, you're going to be doing some weird shit. Yeah, 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.880 like weird famous, like rich guy. Because I met you, 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:02.040 wuz very just weird famous rich guy shit. I don't 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:05.000 mean like kissing, I mean like like shooting up a 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:08.959 dreena chrome or something like that. Right, I worry that 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:13.600 if if two weirdos like that get together, it's them 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.160 trying to out weird each other in a way that's 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:20.400 that's almost inauthentic. Whereas like if little uzi Vert just 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:24.240 is hanging out with you know, just a decent man 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:29.880 a Denzel Washington, it's he probably is really fucking weird 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:33.120 and it's just so natural to his spirit. You think. 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.200 I've always thought that Denzel Washington must be weird though. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.480 I think Denzel Washington is the nigga. I think that. 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.760 I think that, but he just he's never slipped up. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.640 So I'm like, you don't get you don't keep that 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:49.960 tight a grip on it. I'm like, you know what 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:51.880 I mean, unless you don't want it to. It's like 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:55.360 John Javolta never telling anybody he's gay, Like, yeah, you 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:58.360 know what I mean, it's like the grip is too tight. Yeah. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:03.280 What has Denzel done ever? No, the closest we've ever come, 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:05.960 and this is very recent, was him almost getting in 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:11.000 that that weird tift at the UH basketball game. Yeah, 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:15.760 what was that? And I know he was like kind 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.200 of like laughing it off at the end, but that 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.159 nigga wasn't playing he was oh no, no, no, the 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:24.599 whole posture of it. Yeah, that was mount Vernon. Denzel, 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:34.080 you forget this. Nigga's name is Denzel, Yeah, Denzel Washington. Yeah, 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.360 and made it out of a part of New York 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:39.520 that just got okay for people to travel to, you 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:44.120 know what I mean, Like it's just now hitting uh like, 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.839 oh you could we could maybe try to gentrify this 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.360 at some point, man. See that's what I'm saying. We 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:55.520 gotta get Denzel and cut m I want to. He's 0:04:55.560 --> 0:05:01.479 just signing his DVDs down a girl's booty hole, just 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:05.359 just John Q down a girl's booty crack. He's smoking. 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:15.839 Didn't tell you, wild boy man for being able to 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.160 tuck that shirt in the way you do. Good for you. No, 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.560 he really, he's like he's never slipped up. And that's 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.880 how you know. That's how you know it. That's how 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:25.520 you know it. You know what the sign is. He's 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:29.520 a he dresses like a motherfucker that that don't play 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.640 none of this ship, you know what I mean, Like 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.440 he'll play all the games'll be a part of all 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.000 the things. But he's gonna put on some big old 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:42.360 baggy uh semi track pants and and I technically a 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.000 tuxedo shirt, but it ain't really you know what I mean. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:52.440 It's just like whatever he had he dresses what Obama? Yeah, 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:54.359 it's like, all right, if you could play, why are 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.440 you always in sweatpants? But yeah, I don't play basketball 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:02.400 and pants on all the time. What's up with your leg? Yeah? 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:08.040 So tight? You just shouldn't tucked in size. Yeah, this 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.159 is this is this is a little too weird. Man. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.160 What was his name that he called himself when he 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.640 played basketball? I read it in his book Obama had 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.280 like a special name. He was like, Yeah, when I 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.200 was when I was when I when I was at school, 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.960 I was Barrock. But when I was on the court, 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.880 Oh what was it? Oh? He called himself? He call 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.120 him up Barry Obama, which is the worst. Oh no, 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:33.039 it's the worst basketball. No. That feels like somebody wrote 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:39.280 that on an end one T shirt. It feels like 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.200 that faceless bald man should be like saying that and 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.440 the president standing next to him like, yeah, we need 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.520 to bring him back. The faceless bald dude from an 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:50.800 as a child as a boy, I was scared of 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.279 that guy. That dude. You know what, you know what 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.360 occurred to me very recently is that dude in my 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.920 mind was always a black guy. And he and he's not. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:06.240 He's white on in every depiction of him. No, that's 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:11.200 not correct. You. You're saying that despite the white flesh 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:15.920 that they always kept him in, there's blackness underneath that. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.480 I'm saying, it's impossible that the one guy would be 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.080 with Do you hear what you're saying. No, I don't 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:24.360 like it either. I'm not promoting this. This isn't This 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:27.920 isn't an ad. Anybody that's listening, I I support a 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:32.760 black and one guy. I'm saying that, like the flesh 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:37.960 that they gave him was always white. No, he was. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:45.680 He was asking. He was asking right because ball was life. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.800 He was truly dedicated to the game enough that he 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:53.400 wasn't even showering, scratched up and sleeping streaks. He was glad. 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:58.560 He was gray. He was gray, he was not white. Okay, 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:02.800 that's crazy. You you saw neutral at all times. I 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.320 saw a man. No, I know what you saw underneath that. 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:10.280 I'm saying, the physical flesh. You've been very clear about 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:17.040 what what race you think he is and I is. Yeah, 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:23.200 are you saying none of that either, he's a dude 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:27.880 playing basketball yelling at you. Yeah, we've all been there. No, 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.400 he's It was a black man in my mind. But 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:33.800 but you're saying that on a physical surface level, it 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.560 was a neutral gray more than it was a white 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:40.640 tone tea. Yeah, I'm seeing it wasn't a fleshy white man. No, 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.440 I didn't. I didn't say a pale pink. I'm just 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:48.400 saying a It never occurred to me, even once as 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.840 a child, that that was a white man. It was 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.680 just always a black man despite the color. Yeah, he's 0:08:54.800 --> 0:09:01.559 very confrontational in a way that maybe he's earned, which 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:05.000 it's not clear at this point. Yeah. Yeah, did you 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.319 have any early and one apparel? I had all of it. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:12.679 I I that was what I spent my money on, 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:15.120 do you know what I mean? Those? That was the 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.480 gift that I was seeking was get me a new 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:22.520 pair of two toned and one shoe. Those shoes were 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:24.720 the worst though, the shoes. I didn't go to shoes. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.840 I knew better than shoes. Yeah, those shoes were insane, 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:30.199 But but come on, man, you have one of the 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:35.000 ship talking T shirts and the matching shorts and shorts. Yeah, 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.760 I get the shirt and the shorts, and then that's 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:41.880 that's that's good. That's ninety six. That's good. Come on, man, 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:45.320 I was that good. That's good. Yeah, that's good. That 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.760 was back when when it was cool to just buy 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:51.440 the same thing that everybody else bought. Kids. We well, 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:55.160 you didn't even want fancy colors. No, you kids had 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.960 it easy back then. As far as fat kids today 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:00.439 are going through, it went with this fat and shit. 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.720 You think so? I think so. I mean, I think 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.079 they get to be so much more adventurous and like 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.959 experimental than we can. But they also are like they 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.760 gotta keep up, you gotta really like it don't seem 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:15.480 to go fast. But it's like a lot more nostalgia 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.840 based than it was when we were kids. So they 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:22.320 have a template we were taking in all new ship. Yeah, 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.880 I guess. But imagine if you had to live through 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:30.079 your your platinum Fubuo era and your Jibbo era at 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:35.600 the exact same time. That's such a complicated switch between. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:38.600 That's a that's a combination though, But that's what you 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.200 want to die. You can't wear those both at the 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.640 same time. That's what I'm saying, that's what they're trying to. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:48.640 Come on, man, it's Tuesday. Yeah, you're doing too much, 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:54.199 bro nobody, you're living reckless. Baby. We can't even sit 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.480 you down and talking to you about We all said 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.760 we would try heroin. We didn't say we would we 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:01.800 would to heat it, we would do you snort a 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:03.720 little bit and you see what that does? You know 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:06.079 you did you rock your botes? Did you ever have? 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:10.000 You know? What? It was my my My parents refused 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.520 to buy them because of how expensive they were. So 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:17.240 I got really lucky that that didn't become my My problem, 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:21.319 my problem, and it's honestly a worst problem than your 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:25.640 bo was. My problem was I got real into two Echo. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:31.040 I was, oh, man, it was such a short short 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.480 amount of time that that was worth the worth it. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:39.360 Echo went bad quick, That milk soured immediately so fast. 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:43.600 So I think Echo had a good two years. Then 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.480 the white guys had it, and then they gave it 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:48.800 to the white guys on drugs, and I was, yeah, yeah, 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:54.040 that's that's the perfect tracing of the Echo journey from 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:58.440 it went from niggas to white dudes on skateboards to 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.720 the drug addicts that used to ride skateboards, and and 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:04.719 it was over. Yeah, now you see a crackhead and 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:13.640 a Marcuto exclusive. Yeah, echo was damn do you were? 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:17.920 You were bugging? There's no reason, No, let me find them. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:22.040 They weren't that bad, but I was bugging. We man, 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.520 I didn't really put together well as a child. I'll 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:28.800 tell you. I'll tell you the truth. Oh man. Yeah, 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:32.120 let's get into this email. We have an email, and 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:36.960 it arguably the shortest email we've we've received maybe ever, 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:41.040 certainly in recent months from a person name and I'm 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:44.920 gonna butcher her name, but is it Catedra. We're gonna say, 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.720 is her name? Catedra sent us a message and and 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.360 she said, very simply, she didn't even greet us, by 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:54.320 the way. I don't like that. Sh I don't like 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:58.560 an overfamiliar greeting, and I don't like an underfamiliar greeting, right, 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.960 black agreeing. Yeah, she just like walked into our house 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.600 and started talking. And it's like, hey, wait a minute, 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:12.079 take your shoes off, yea me, put your hand out 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:15.240 for my dog. Let's let let them know that that 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:17.600 you're a good person. And then we talk about your 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:26.120 conspiracy theory. It's a power thing. You gotta her dominance, 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:31.040 that's on you. No, okay what Cathdra sent us an 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:35.000 email where she said I heard, and then she goes 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:38.720 into quotes the media or to parentheticals. Immediately after she 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:43.439 says I heard, I heard means social media of course. Lol. 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:47.600 She says, I heard that white people get buried within 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:53.200 a few days of death because they turned dark after death. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:58.640 Four exclamation points. Where are you at? What you feel? 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.000 She's saying, the white man goes has to go into 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:06.400 the earth fast because his transformation is sudden into a 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:12.640 dark skinned person. I mean, it's only dark skin in 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:16.840 literal skin tone. It's not like they get like bushy 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:25.600 hair and big old juicy lips. Their noses widen widen, 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:31.760 like the like the river that Moses parted. Yeah, I mean, honestly, 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:35.520 I could believe it. I've always never been this might be, 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:41.720 this might be controversial. White people's skin it's not good. Whoa. Yeah, 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:45.520 it's just very splotchy and a lot of colors. Yeah. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:49.480 There are times where I'll be like, oh, that girl's beautiful, 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.480 and then I'll imagine seeing or naked and It's not 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.960 that it's not beautiful underneath, but it certainly is a 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:57.800 thrill is gone, you know what I mean in my 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:01.360 mind where I'm like, yes, that's all right, Okay, No, 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.360 I'm confused. What do you What do you mean by that? 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:06.800 I mean, like you you imagine the beauty of the 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:09.400 naked lady, and then you're like, but with white skin, 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.840 it takes a little bit out of it, you know 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:14.600 what I mean? Oh yeah, a little bit off the 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:18.000 tip where you're just like, yeah, that's not how I 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.720 I'm just gonna say it might be racist. Dark nipples 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:24.880 look better, dad, And and let's be clear, it is racist. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.760 We're we're both big. We are deep in right now. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:36.600 There's no version of Andrew Schultz having this conversation a 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.120 real big problem. Yeah, we can we cross that. This 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.400 is like this is like, this is like this conversation 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:47.000 is like what like Republicans use as like fodder, like 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.240 see what they think, see what they think. Now, if 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.920 this gets picked up by Tucker Carlson, we gotta be like, yeah, 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:55.400 you're right, big Doug, you got that one. No, I'm 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.520 gonna stand on it because then everybody's gonna send me 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:03.600 dark nipple picture. It's chest, it's not checkers all right, 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.240 hell yeah, as long as you're said, as long as 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:09.920 you're forwarding those dark nipples, yeah, I'll support you one 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:19.040 hund But back to the skin thing. Yeah, let's be 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:23.440 sure that our white listeners understand white listeners yuck. Anyway, 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:28.520 keep going the skin stuff. I mean that seems real 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.840 because there's there's skin does feel very temperamental though, in 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:37.240 that like discoloration and whatnot is pretty common, So that 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.800 doesn't seem that doesn't seem crazy to me. I believe 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.720 that that's that's not even a stretch, right, Yeah. I 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:47.600 feel like it makes me think about like all the 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:51.360 depictions of people in zombie films, you know what I mean, 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:55.040 Like they're always dark skin. Ain't no light skinned zombies, 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.640 you know what I mean? Like yeah, yeah, no, you're right, 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:04.440 it's all samoans. It's not like the darkest people always, 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:09.080 but they're always that color shift happens fast, and I 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:11.800 know that they'll claim that's because of rot and dirt 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:14.600 or whatever the fuck it is, but also some of 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:17.080 that ships because y'all be turned in colors when you Yeah, 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:22.560 I mean they all times look like and can I 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:26.720 talk right here on this podcast. Another guy I don't trust. You, 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:29.159 don't trust Jason Momoa. I don't trust him like I 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:33.879 don't trust Sarry Cruise. Who oh, he rubs you that wrong. 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.960 It's pretty bad. I went to a premiere of a 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.199 show he was in and he was like, he was 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:43.080 wearing a white vest, which is already like, brother, this 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:47.000 is like a Joday concert. You're doing it. You're doing 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:50.040 a lie here, Yeah, a lot of beads and like 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:55.320 he and he did the hawk up by himself, oh, 0:17:55.359 --> 0:18:00.280 which felt real, like what you're doing that right? Man? 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.560 You ain't. You ain't doing that on every set? Why? Why? 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.399 What is that? And then I looked it up and 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:08.840 he's like, hold on, let me double check to make 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.120 sure I'm not going in. But I'm pretty sure he's 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:15.840 not Maori. So then it's just like he knows that, 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:18.960 he knows that he looks like them, so he could 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:24.120 get away with doing it. Is I don't, beautiful man, 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.560 but I don't trust him. WHOA, this is heavy. I 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:30.199 thought you were gonna say you didn't trust him. The 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:32.520 reason I don't trust something he seems like he hugs 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:36.520 too hard, you know what I mean? Yeah, but he 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:40.800 also seems like he doesn't uh know that other people don't, 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:44.359 you know, bench press whatever he bench presses, and he 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:46.719 kind of like makes it a power thing to like 0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:49.439 grip you up and give you a knuckle sandwich. And 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:53.360 it's like, bitch, I gotta I gotta child, I'll kill you, right, 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:56.080 I don't knuckle sandwich meat, you big motherfucker. I got 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.600 nothing to live for. I'll be hug you and jump 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:00.639 down the stairs. I don't give a fun Yeah. No, 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:03.880 there's no world where you're gonna like you're gonna give 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:07.440 me a fucking noogie in front of my child, and 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:10.440 I gotta be like, yeah, my buddy Jason, fuck yeah, 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:12.960 I'll shoot you in the foot. He'll call you little 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:15.840 guy in front of your wife. Yeah, it's like, you 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:18.560 know you already know my wife wants to fuck you. 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:22.120 Why would you do that? Why would you even talk 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:25.720 to me like that? You know my wife would leave 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.600 me for you in a second, and you're gonna speak 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:30.960 to me that way in front of a family. I 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:32.960 don't think she would leave me, but I definitely think 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:36.600 she would go away for two weeks. Yeah, you kind 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:39.800 of got to though. I wouldn't stop her. Yeah, nothing, 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:41.600 I'm not gonna block the door. I'd be like, no, 0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:45.000 I understand, we listen, We've had at least versions of 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:50.000 the conversation. Oh really, Well, she told me at the 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:52.840 time she wanted Michael B. Jordan, so that was her 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:56.000 past where she would if it came up, if he 0:19:56.200 --> 0:20:00.879 somehow was was trying to fuck her, then then go ahead, shorty, 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:04.600 I can't stop that. And and I got Rihanna and 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:09.000 oh nice. Yeah, and it's like Noah. At the time especially, 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:11.640 it was like, no, this ain't this ain't a non 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:17.280 achievable goal. Now it's probably it's probably too far. Yeah, no, 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:20.320 it's too She's she's too happy in a way that 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:23.880 is impenetrable, at least at the moment. But I'll hold 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:26.520 out hope. You know who I would leave my fake 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:32.560 wife for. Yeah. I love Roberta by the way. I 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:38.120 think she's a lovely woman. Yeah, she's good, she's good. 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:41.920 She's down on the islands, but she'll be back here. 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:45.600 I would I would leave my fake wife for. Do 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:50.399 you remember the women on the Outcast CD? Whoa wait 0:20:50.640 --> 0:20:55.400 on on the on the actual CD? Like now you're 0:20:55.440 --> 0:20:59.920 talking about on Stankonya. No, every c every outcast CD. 0:21:00.240 --> 0:21:04.679 It was like a naked woman. Oh that's right. Yeah, 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:08.280 I'll admit that that. I don't know that I owned 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:16.160 anything but the Love Below thank Gonya for CDs. Yeah 0:21:16.200 --> 0:21:18.800 I didn't. Those were the two that I owned. Everything 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:22.800 else I like Napstered and ship Okay, here I see 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:24.680 I got a picture the one. This is the one 0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:28.800 from the Greatest Shits album. Mhmm, I'm excited. You should be. 0:21:28.840 --> 0:21:34.240 It's a it's a it's a big deal. You see it. 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:40.360 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hell yeah yeah, you would 0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:43.439 leave your fake wife for her in a second. I 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:47.440 thought about it a lot. Yeah. Just a lady with 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:51.880 with big old titties and insane clown clown posse makeup. 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:56.919 That's still described. Don't don't do that to me. Just 0:21:57.080 --> 0:22:01.840 a just a bad bit juggalo is. That's not what 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:04.720 it is. That's not what it is. That's not that's happening. 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:14.080 So you are on board with the possibility that white 0:22:14.119 --> 0:22:17.480 people turn colors at death, I'm pretty sure they do. 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:19.720 It's also because like you ever see like a national 0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:22.960 geographic where they discover like fifty thousand year old man 0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:25.399 found in the ice it's always like a like a 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:31.600 burnt dark orange. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're never pulling uh 0:22:31.720 --> 0:22:34.440 Tom Holland out of the ice. Yeah yeah. I mean 0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:37.480 that's that's the thing about white can't take it with you. 0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:43.200 Maybe that's why they live like that, Like I only 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:48.600 get to be this for a little while, Bro, I can't. 0:22:48.640 --> 0:22:51.400 I can't have regrets. I can't spend the whole time 0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:55.080 feeling so bad because you got mistreated. Fuck that shit. 0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:58.600 I'm I'm living to the fullest. It's the first thing. 0:22:58.680 --> 0:23:00.760 It's it's kind of like the first thing they lose 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.919 after death. Yeah, They're like, this is gonna go away. 0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:07.359 It goes away immediately, and people are gonna talk to 0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:11.480 me different. I can't. I can't be sensitive to I 0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:14.040 guess doesn't matter. They got to bury them before they 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:16.200 find out it's black people, because then it'll be even 0:23:16.240 --> 0:23:20.679 longer till they bury, right, Well, that's my question. They 0:23:20.720 --> 0:23:25.000 got them in the ground before their status changes. That's 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:28.920 my big question in this is I I guess I 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:33.480 wonder is it it in in this theory? Are you 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:37.760 imagining that they are in fact becoming black? Like is 0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:41.560 it just that your skin darkness or are you thinking like, no, 0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:44.800 you are. We are, at our beginning a black person, 0:23:44.920 --> 0:23:49.800 and then they they somehow evolve very temporarily into white 0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:57.120 and then devolve or re evolve into an I didn't. 0:23:57.200 --> 0:24:01.159 I don't. It feels like eugenics almost. Yeah, that's how 0:24:01.160 --> 0:24:03.680 I was thinking. I don't think like their nose broadens. 0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:06.240 I think they just I think the color of their 0:24:06.240 --> 0:24:11.399 skin is not it's very temporary. I don't. Yeah, I 0:24:11.440 --> 0:24:13.320 think it goes away. And that makes sense to me. 0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:16.720 This thing that they hold precious is in fact just 0:24:17.359 --> 0:24:20.199 a blip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna look like 0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:24.080 me longer than you're gonna look like Yeah. All right. 0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:26.680 I like that. Well, maybe we should take a break. 0:24:26.760 --> 0:24:31.160 Let's let's take a break, because we apparently are obligated 0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:34.320 to sell things to you. We're gonna take a break 0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:37.760 so that you can buy things, and then uh, then 0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:40.800 we'll come back and we'll talk more about this. We'll 0:24:40.840 --> 0:24:53.679 be back with more. My mama told me, who, I 0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:56.920 think I'm looking forward to cracking up. I hope I can, 0:24:57.000 --> 0:25:00.280 like you totally crack up, so I have, I'm like 0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:03.480 totally cracked up in a long time. Welcome back to 0:25:03.680 --> 0:25:08.520 my mama told me. We are discussing pink or brown nipples. 0:25:09.040 --> 0:25:15.240 You decide there's only one right answer. Yeah, it's not. 0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:19.520 Uh yeah, No, we're talking about whether or not white 0:25:19.520 --> 0:25:23.800 people lose pigmentation after they die. Is that? Yeah, have 0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:27.440 they become or gag melanine. Let's let's make it half full. 0:25:27.600 --> 0:25:30.320 I don't think that's what's happening though. Yeah, you're just 0:25:30.359 --> 0:25:35.359 saying they lose whatever that pink hazes and yeah something 0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:39.680 else whatever that. Yeah, whatever happens with that. Well, I'll 0:25:39.720 --> 0:25:44.600 say this, this is a conversation that apparently, and Olivia 0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:48.240 sent us a bunch of great research for this. Olivia 0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:50.720 did a lot of hard work that, frankly, I was 0:25:50.840 --> 0:25:53.520 unwilling to do this time around, I said, I slammed 0:25:53.560 --> 0:25:56.560 my hands on the desk and I said, I'm done. 0:25:56.800 --> 0:26:00.560 I'm done reading read for me. I screamed at her, ugly, 0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:03.920 you're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you. Give me two hundred dollars. 0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:09.800