Speaker 1: Did you ever have anything fake? I would have to
Speaker 1: assume yes. We were at Value City and fucking like
Speaker 1: Marshalls too much for all of this ship to have
Speaker 1: made it through completely unscathed. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I got my mom got me a fake fooboo from
Speaker 1: the African store once. Oh shit, like from like from
Speaker 1: the African grocery store. You know what I No, I
Speaker 1: thought you did, like one of the clothing exclusive African stories. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, the African Grocery store when the Southern biptoe
Speaker 1: and the center and it was like up in the
Speaker 1: plastic and she no, and I and I and I
Speaker 1: wore it. She was like, that was next to the papaya.
Speaker 1: Give me that. I'm gonna I want my boy to
Speaker 1: wear it. No, I think I asked her for it,
Speaker 1: but I think it was like I knew I couldn't
Speaker 1: get a real fooboo where I was just like, if
Speaker 1: you have one, share one opportunity for racists money stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Angela Bassett did the thing. Viola Davis,
Speaker 1: my woman queen. There it is there it is. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama
Speaker 1: told me the podcast where we dive deep into the
Speaker 1: pockets of black conspiracy periods and we finally work to
Speaker 1: prove that the next edition of the National Treasure Series
Speaker 1: is going to be Nicolas Cage trying to steal the
Speaker 1: diamond out of Little Oozy Verb's forehead. That's right, That
Speaker 1: is the most precious jewel that the America has the
Speaker 1: offer at this point, and you know Nicolas Cage is
Speaker 1: gonna get it. Yeah, man, that would be great because
Speaker 1: of the history involved. Wait, the history of Little Easy
Speaker 1: Verd's purchase of it, or the history between Little Oozy
Speaker 1: Verd and Nicolas Cage both. Okay, those movies always have
Speaker 1: a lot of fun history. Yeah, they do have a
Speaker 1: lot of fun history. And I have to believe that
Speaker 1: Nicolas Cage and Little Oozy vert have. They've rubbed shoulders
Speaker 1: a few times. Man, you walk into a bar and
Speaker 1: that's going on, what do you do? Fuck? Sit down
Speaker 1: and hope for the best. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I mean, you're going to be doing some weird shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like weird famous, like rich guy. Because I met you,
Speaker 1: wuz very just weird famous rich guy shit. I don't
Speaker 1: mean like kissing, I mean like like shooting up a
Speaker 1: dreena chrome or something like that. Right, I worry that
Speaker 1: if if two weirdos like that get together, it's them
Speaker 1: trying to out weird each other in a way that's
Speaker 1: that's almost inauthentic. Whereas like if little uzi Vert just
Speaker 1: is hanging out with you know, just a decent man
Speaker 1: a Denzel Washington, it's he probably is really fucking weird
Speaker 1: and it's just so natural to his spirit. You think.
Speaker 1: I've always thought that Denzel Washington must be weird though.
Speaker 1: I think Denzel Washington is the nigga. I think that.
Speaker 1: I think that, but he just he's never slipped up.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, you don't get you don't keep that
Speaker 1: tight a grip on it. I'm like, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, unless you don't want it to. It's like
Speaker 1: John Javolta never telling anybody he's gay, Like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, it's like the grip is too tight. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What has Denzel done ever? No, the closest we've ever come,
Speaker 1: and this is very recent, was him almost getting in
Speaker 1: that that weird tift at the UH basketball game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was that? And I know he was like kind
Speaker 1: of like laughing it off at the end, but that
Speaker 1: nigga wasn't playing he was oh no, no, no, the
Speaker 1: whole posture of it. Yeah, that was mount Vernon. Denzel,
Speaker 1: you forget this. Nigga's name is Denzel, Yeah, Denzel Washington. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and made it out of a part of New York
Speaker 1: that just got okay for people to travel to, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's just now hitting uh like,
Speaker 1: oh you could we could maybe try to gentrify this
Speaker 1: at some point, man. See that's what I'm saying. We
Speaker 1: gotta get Denzel and cut m I want to. He's
Speaker 1: just signing his DVDs down a girl's booty hole, just
Speaker 1: just John Q down a girl's booty crack. He's smoking.
Speaker 1: Didn't tell you, wild boy man for being able to
Speaker 1: tuck that shirt in the way you do. Good for you. No,
Speaker 1: he really, he's like he's never slipped up. And that's
Speaker 1: how you know. That's how you know it. That's how
Speaker 1: you know it. You know what the sign is. He's
Speaker 1: a he dresses like a motherfucker that that don't play
Speaker 1: none of this ship, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: he'll play all the games'll be a part of all
Speaker 1: the things. But he's gonna put on some big old
Speaker 1: baggy uh semi track pants and and I technically a
Speaker 1: tuxedo shirt, but it ain't really you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just like whatever he had he dresses what Obama? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, if you could play, why are
Speaker 1: you always in sweatpants? But yeah, I don't play basketball
Speaker 1: and pants on all the time. What's up with your leg? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So tight? You just shouldn't tucked in size. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is this is this is a little too weird. Man.
Speaker 1: What was his name that he called himself when he
Speaker 1: played basketball? I read it in his book Obama had
Speaker 1: like a special name. He was like, Yeah, when I
Speaker 1: was when I was when I when I was at school,
Speaker 1: I was Barrock. But when I was on the court,
Speaker 1: Oh what was it? Oh? He called himself? He call
Speaker 1: him up Barry Obama, which is the worst. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's the worst basketball. No. That feels like somebody wrote
Speaker 1: that on an end one T shirt. It feels like
Speaker 1: that faceless bald man should be like saying that and
Speaker 1: the president standing next to him like, yeah, we need
Speaker 1: to bring him back. The faceless bald dude from an
Speaker 1: as a child as a boy, I was scared of
Speaker 1: that guy. That dude. You know what, you know what
Speaker 1: occurred to me very recently is that dude in my
Speaker 1: mind was always a black guy. And he and he's not.
Speaker 1: He's white on in every depiction of him. No, that's
Speaker 1: not correct. You. You're saying that despite the white flesh
Speaker 1: that they always kept him in, there's blackness underneath that.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, it's impossible that the one guy would be
Speaker 1: with Do you hear what you're saying. No, I don't
Speaker 1: like it either. I'm not promoting this. This isn't This
Speaker 1: isn't an ad. Anybody that's listening, I I support a
Speaker 1: black and one guy. I'm saying that, like the flesh
Speaker 1: that they gave him was always white. No, he was.
Speaker 1: He was asking. He was asking right because ball was life.
Speaker 1: He was truly dedicated to the game enough that he
Speaker 1: wasn't even showering, scratched up and sleeping streaks. He was glad.
Speaker 1: He was gray. He was gray, he was not white. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. You you saw neutral at all times. I
Speaker 1: saw a man. No, I know what you saw underneath that.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, the physical flesh. You've been very clear about
Speaker 1: what what race you think he is and I is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you saying none of that either, he's a dude
Speaker 1: playing basketball yelling at you. Yeah, we've all been there. No,
Speaker 1: he's It was a black man in my mind. But
Speaker 1: but you're saying that on a physical surface level, it
Speaker 1: was a neutral gray more than it was a white
Speaker 1: tone tea. Yeah, I'm seeing it wasn't a fleshy white man. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't say a pale pink. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying a It never occurred to me, even once as
Speaker 1: a child, that that was a white man. It was
Speaker 1: just always a black man despite the color. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: very confrontational in a way that maybe he's earned, which
Speaker 1: it's not clear at this point. Yeah. Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: have any early and one apparel? I had all of it.
Speaker 1: I I that was what I spent my money on,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Those? That was the
Speaker 1: gift that I was seeking was get me a new
Speaker 1: pair of two toned and one shoe. Those shoes were
Speaker 1: the worst though, the shoes. I didn't go to shoes.
Speaker 1: I knew better than shoes. Yeah, those shoes were insane,
Speaker 1: But but come on, man, you have one of the
Speaker 1: ship talking T shirts and the matching shorts and shorts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get the shirt and the shorts, and then that's
Speaker 1: that's that's good. That's ninety six. That's good. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: I was that good. That's good. Yeah, that's good. That
Speaker 1: was back when when it was cool to just buy
Speaker 1: the same thing that everybody else bought. Kids. We well,
Speaker 1: you didn't even want fancy colors. No, you kids had
Speaker 1: it easy back then. As far as fat kids today
Speaker 1: are going through, it went with this fat and shit.
Speaker 1: You think so? I think so. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: they get to be so much more adventurous and like
Speaker 1: experimental than we can. But they also are like they
Speaker 1: gotta keep up, you gotta really like it don't seem
Speaker 1: to go fast. But it's like a lot more nostalgia
Speaker 1: based than it was when we were kids. So they
Speaker 1: have a template we were taking in all new ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess. But imagine if you had to live through
Speaker 1: your your platinum Fubuo era and your Jibbo era at
Speaker 1: the exact same time. That's such a complicated switch between.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a combination though, But that's what you
Speaker 1: want to die. You can't wear those both at the
Speaker 1: same time. That's what I'm saying, that's what they're trying to.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, it's Tuesday. Yeah, you're doing too much,
Speaker 1: bro nobody, you're living reckless. Baby. We can't even sit
Speaker 1: you down and talking to you about We all said
Speaker 1: we would try heroin. We didn't say we would we
Speaker 1: would to heat it, we would do you snort a
Speaker 1: little bit and you see what that does? You know
Speaker 1: you did you rock your botes? Did you ever have?
Speaker 1: You know? What? It was my my My parents refused
Speaker 1: to buy them because of how expensive they were. So
Speaker 1: I got really lucky that that didn't become my My problem,
Speaker 1: my problem, and it's honestly a worst problem than your
Speaker 1: bo was. My problem was I got real into two Echo.
Speaker 1: I was, oh, man, it was such a short short
Speaker 1: amount of time that that was worth the worth it.
Speaker 1: Echo went bad quick, That milk soured immediately so fast.
Speaker 1: So I think Echo had a good two years. Then
Speaker 1: the white guys had it, and then they gave it
Speaker 1: to the white guys on drugs, and I was, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's the perfect tracing of the Echo journey from
Speaker 1: it went from niggas to white dudes on skateboards to
Speaker 1: the drug addicts that used to ride skateboards, and and
Speaker 1: it was over. Yeah, now you see a crackhead and
Speaker 1: a Marcuto exclusive. Yeah, echo was damn do you were?
Speaker 1: You were bugging? There's no reason, No, let me find them.
Speaker 1: They weren't that bad, but I was bugging. We man,
Speaker 1: I didn't really put together well as a child. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you. I'll tell you the truth. Oh man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get into this email. We have an email, and
Speaker 1: it arguably the shortest email we've we've received maybe ever,
Speaker 1: certainly in recent months from a person name and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna butcher her name, but is it Catedra. We're gonna say,
Speaker 1: is her name? Catedra sent us a message and and
Speaker 1: she said, very simply, she didn't even greet us, by
Speaker 1: the way. I don't like that. Sh I don't like
Speaker 1: an overfamiliar greeting, and I don't like an underfamiliar greeting, right,
Speaker 1: black agreeing. Yeah, she just like walked into our house
Speaker 1: and started talking. And it's like, hey, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: take your shoes off, yea me, put your hand out
Speaker 1: for my dog. Let's let let them know that that
Speaker 1: you're a good person. And then we talk about your
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. It's a power thing. You gotta her dominance,
Speaker 1: that's on you. No, okay what Cathdra sent us an
Speaker 1: email where she said I heard, and then she goes
Speaker 1: into quotes the media or to parentheticals. Immediately after she
Speaker 1: says I heard, I heard means social media of course. Lol.
Speaker 1: She says, I heard that white people get buried within
Speaker 1: a few days of death because they turned dark after death.
Speaker 1: Four exclamation points. Where are you at? What you feel?
Speaker 1: She's saying, the white man goes has to go into
Speaker 1: the earth fast because his transformation is sudden into a
Speaker 1: dark skinned person. I mean, it's only dark skin in
Speaker 1: literal skin tone. It's not like they get like bushy
Speaker 1: hair and big old juicy lips. Their noses widen widen,
Speaker 1: like the like the river that Moses parted. Yeah, I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: I could believe it. I've always never been this might be,
Speaker 1: this might be controversial. White people's skin it's not good. Whoa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just very splotchy and a lot of colors. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There are times where I'll be like, oh, that girl's beautiful,
Speaker 1: and then I'll imagine seeing or naked and It's not
Speaker 1: that it's not beautiful underneath, but it certainly is a
Speaker 1: thrill is gone, you know what I mean in my
Speaker 1: mind where I'm like, yes, that's all right, Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I'm confused. What do you What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: I mean, like you you imagine the beauty of the
Speaker 1: naked lady, and then you're like, but with white skin,
Speaker 1: it takes a little bit out of it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Oh yeah, a little bit off the
Speaker 1: tip where you're just like, yeah, that's not how I
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it might be racist. Dark nipples
Speaker 1: look better, dad, And and let's be clear, it is racist.
Speaker 1: We're we're both big. We are deep in right now.
Speaker 1: There's no version of Andrew Schultz having this conversation a
Speaker 1: real big problem. Yeah, we can we cross that. This
Speaker 1: is like this is like, this is like this conversation
Speaker 1: is like what like Republicans use as like fodder, like
Speaker 1: see what they think, see what they think. Now, if
Speaker 1: this gets picked up by Tucker Carlson, we gotta be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, big Doug, you got that one. No, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stand on it because then everybody's gonna send me
Speaker 1: dark nipple picture. It's chest, it's not checkers all right,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, as long as you're said, as long as
Speaker 1: you're forwarding those dark nipples, yeah, I'll support you one
Speaker 1: hund But back to the skin thing. Yeah, let's be
Speaker 1: sure that our white listeners understand white listeners yuck. Anyway,
Speaker 1: keep going the skin stuff. I mean that seems real
Speaker 1: because there's there's skin does feel very temperamental though, in
Speaker 1: that like discoloration and whatnot is pretty common, So that
Speaker 1: doesn't seem that doesn't seem crazy to me. I believe
Speaker 1: that that's that's not even a stretch, right, Yeah. I
Speaker 1: feel like it makes me think about like all the
Speaker 1: depictions of people in zombie films, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like they're always dark skin. Ain't no light skinned zombies,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like yeah, yeah, no, you're right,
Speaker 1: it's all samoans. It's not like the darkest people always,
Speaker 1: but they're always that color shift happens fast, and I
Speaker 1: know that they'll claim that's because of rot and dirt
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck it is, but also some of
Speaker 1: that ships because y'all be turned in colors when you Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they all times look like and can I
Speaker 1: talk right here on this podcast. Another guy I don't trust. You,
Speaker 1: don't trust Jason Momoa. I don't trust him like I
Speaker 1: don't trust Sarry Cruise. Who oh, he rubs you that wrong.
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. I went to a premiere of a
Speaker 1: show he was in and he was like, he was
Speaker 1: wearing a white vest, which is already like, brother, this
Speaker 1: is like a Joday concert. You're doing it. You're doing
Speaker 1: a lie here, Yeah, a lot of beads and like
Speaker 1: he and he did the hawk up by himself, oh,
Speaker 1: which felt real, like what you're doing that right? Man?
Speaker 1: You ain't. You ain't doing that on every set? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: What is that? And then I looked it up and
Speaker 1: he's like, hold on, let me double check to make
Speaker 1: sure I'm not going in. But I'm pretty sure he's
Speaker 1: not Maori. So then it's just like he knows that,
Speaker 1: he knows that he looks like them, so he could
Speaker 1: get away with doing it. Is I don't, beautiful man,
Speaker 1: but I don't trust him. WHOA, this is heavy. I
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say you didn't trust him. The
Speaker 1: reason I don't trust something he seems like he hugs
Speaker 1: too hard, you know what I mean? Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: also seems like he doesn't uh know that other people don't,
Speaker 1: you know, bench press whatever he bench presses, and he
Speaker 1: kind of like makes it a power thing to like
Speaker 1: grip you up and give you a knuckle sandwich. And
Speaker 1: it's like, bitch, I gotta I gotta child, I'll kill you, right,
Speaker 1: I don't knuckle sandwich meat, you big motherfucker. I got
Speaker 1: nothing to live for. I'll be hug you and jump
Speaker 1: down the stairs. I don't give a fun Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: there's no world where you're gonna like you're gonna give
Speaker 1: me a fucking noogie in front of my child, and
Speaker 1: I gotta be like, yeah, my buddy Jason, fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll shoot you in the foot. He'll call you little
Speaker 1: guy in front of your wife. Yeah, it's like, you
Speaker 1: know you already know my wife wants to fuck you.
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Why would you even talk
Speaker 1: to me like that? You know my wife would leave
Speaker 1: me for you in a second, and you're gonna speak
Speaker 1: to me that way in front of a family. I
Speaker 1: don't think she would leave me, but I definitely think
Speaker 1: she would go away for two weeks. Yeah, you kind
Speaker 1: of got to though. I wouldn't stop her. Yeah, nothing,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna block the door. I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: I understand, we listen, We've had at least versions of
Speaker 1: the conversation. Oh really, Well, she told me at the
Speaker 1: time she wanted Michael B. Jordan, so that was her
Speaker 1: past where she would if it came up, if he
Speaker 1: somehow was was trying to fuck her, then then go ahead, shorty,
Speaker 1: I can't stop that. And and I got Rihanna and
Speaker 1: oh nice. Yeah, and it's like Noah. At the time especially,
Speaker 1: it was like, no, this ain't this ain't a non
Speaker 1: achievable goal. Now it's probably it's probably too far. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's too She's she's too happy in a way that
Speaker 1: is impenetrable, at least at the moment. But I'll hold
Speaker 1: out hope. You know who I would leave my fake
Speaker 1: wife for. Yeah. I love Roberta by the way. I
Speaker 1: think she's a lovely woman. Yeah, she's good, she's good.
Speaker 1: She's down on the islands, but she'll be back here.
Speaker 1: I would I would leave my fake wife for. Do
Speaker 1: you remember the women on the Outcast CD? Whoa wait
Speaker 1: on on the on the actual CD? Like now you're
Speaker 1: talking about on Stankonya. No, every c every outcast CD.
Speaker 1: It was like a naked woman. Oh that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll admit that that. I don't know that I owned
Speaker 1: anything but the Love Below thank Gonya for CDs. Yeah
Speaker 1: I didn't. Those were the two that I owned. Everything
Speaker 1: else I like Napstered and ship Okay, here I see
Speaker 1: I got a picture the one. This is the one
Speaker 1: from the Greatest Shits album. Mhmm, I'm excited. You should be.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a big deal. You see it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hell yeah yeah, you would
Speaker 1: leave your fake wife for her in a second. I
Speaker 1: thought about it a lot. Yeah. Just a lady with
Speaker 1: with big old titties and insane clown clown posse makeup.
Speaker 1: That's still described. Don't don't do that to me. Just
Speaker 1: a just a bad bit juggalo is. That's not what
Speaker 1: it is. That's not what it is. That's not that's happening.
Speaker 1: So you are on board with the possibility that white
Speaker 1: people turn colors at death, I'm pretty sure they do.
Speaker 1: It's also because like you ever see like a national
Speaker 1: geographic where they discover like fifty thousand year old man
Speaker 1: found in the ice it's always like a like a
Speaker 1: burnt dark orange. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're never pulling uh
Speaker 1: Tom Holland out of the ice. Yeah yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: that's that's the thing about white can't take it with you.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they live like that, Like I only
Speaker 1: get to be this for a little while, Bro, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't have regrets. I can't spend the whole time
Speaker 1: feeling so bad because you got mistreated. Fuck that shit.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm living to the fullest. It's the first thing.
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of like the first thing they lose
Speaker 1: after death. Yeah, They're like, this is gonna go away.
Speaker 1: It goes away immediately, and people are gonna talk to
Speaker 1: me different. I can't. I can't be sensitive to I
Speaker 1: guess doesn't matter. They got to bury them before they
Speaker 1: find out it's black people, because then it'll be even
Speaker 1: longer till they bury, right, Well, that's my question. They
Speaker 1: got them in the ground before their status changes. That's
Speaker 1: my big question in this is I I guess I
Speaker 1: wonder is it it in in this theory? Are you
Speaker 1: imagining that they are in fact becoming black? Like is
Speaker 1: it just that your skin darkness or are you thinking like, no,
Speaker 1: you are. We are, at our beginning a black person,
Speaker 1: and then they they somehow evolve very temporarily into white
Speaker 1: and then devolve or re evolve into an I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't. It feels like eugenics almost. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I don't think like their nose broadens.
Speaker 1: I think they just I think the color of their
Speaker 1: skin is not it's very temporary. I don't. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it goes away. And that makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: This thing that they hold precious is in fact just
Speaker 1: a blip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna look like
Speaker 1: me longer than you're gonna look like Yeah. All right.
Speaker 1: I like that. Well, maybe we should take a break.
Speaker 1: Let's let's take a break, because we apparently are obligated
Speaker 1: to sell things to you. We're gonna take a break
Speaker 1: so that you can buy things, and then uh, then
Speaker 1: we'll come back and we'll talk more about this. We'll
Speaker 1: be back with more. My mama told me, who, I
Speaker 1: think I'm looking forward to cracking up. I hope I can,
Speaker 1: like you totally crack up, so I have, I'm like
Speaker 1: totally cracked up in a long time. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: my mama told me. We are discussing pink or brown nipples.
Speaker 1: You decide there's only one right answer. Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, No, we're talking about whether or not white
Speaker 1: people lose pigmentation after they die. Is that? Yeah, have
Speaker 1: they become or gag melanine. Let's let's make it half full.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what's happening though. Yeah, you're just
Speaker 1: saying they lose whatever that pink hazes and yeah something
Speaker 1: else whatever that. Yeah, whatever happens with that. Well, I'll
Speaker 1: say this, this is a conversation that apparently, and Olivia
Speaker 1: sent us a bunch of great research for this. Olivia
Speaker 1: did a lot of hard work that, frankly, I was
Speaker 1: unwilling to do this time around, I said, I slammed
Speaker 1: my hands on the desk and I said, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm done reading read for me. I screamed at her, ugly,
Speaker 1: you're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you. Give me two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I screened that at her, and Olivia she said, she
Speaker 1: said yes, sir, and she she ran off and she
Speaker 1: she came back with gorgeous research. But apparently this is
Speaker 1: not as far from a real thing as the immediate
Speaker 1: sort of concept makes it seem. In fact, there are
Speaker 1: a bunch of there's a couple of Cora questions of
Speaker 1: people saying, uh, specifically, why is the face of a
Speaker 1: dead body black after only ten hours? Which I don't
Speaker 1: know if this person is meaning this in a racial way,
Speaker 1: but it feels racialist out Yeah that's ten hours, Yeah,
Speaker 1: ten hours apparently this this person is black. And there's
Speaker 1: a few responses. Uh. The most sort of engaged one is, uh,
Speaker 1: somebody saying, why are whites buried so soon after dying?
Speaker 1: I'm white as wonder bread, all right, but I embalm
Speaker 1: at several traditionally black funeral homes. The industry is ridiculously Wait. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you there's a lot going on with this person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he embalms it several black children. She embalms it several
Speaker 1: black Is embalming a different job than owning a funeral home? Yeah, well, embalming,
Speaker 1: I think falls under the window of the funeral home
Speaker 1: the purview. So if they hire outsource it, no, I'm
Speaker 1: sure they have to hire specific staff. Like I think
Speaker 1: it's probably like a skilled job. And I thought that
Speaker 1: was the job of a mortician. Thought that's what I
Speaker 1: think a mortician, uh is more of like a managing
Speaker 1: officer in a thing that may or may. They may
Speaker 1: do that right. Some morticians might do their own embalming,
Speaker 1: But if I'm a successful mortician, I might hire another
Speaker 1: individual to be like my, yeah, my embalmer as it were. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I don't I ain't never
Speaker 1: been up in there, so maybe I'm completely off there.
Speaker 1: But she said the industry is still ridiculously segregated in
Speaker 1: the US, especially in larger metropolitan areas. For these places,
Speaker 1: the average whole time is nine days from embalming to burial.
Speaker 1: I've held bodies for as long as four months and
Speaker 1: to open casket. Even the funeral homes, though if they
Speaker 1: had to hold a body for more than three or
Speaker 1: four days, they get nervous. They never learned how to
Speaker 1: use introphiant properly. I guess it really all comes down
Speaker 1: to culture and traditions. She goes on to say a
Speaker 1: bunch of other shit that hang read it because it's
Speaker 1: you know, she's showing off. Now, He's like c O
Speaker 1: two mixed with D O. Dick is like, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't so what you're saying is so they could
Speaker 1: they could stop it? They just don't. I guess I
Speaker 1: think that's what that that at least that sentence implies,
Speaker 1: is that like, if they learn to use it properly,
Speaker 1: then maybe the decay or this this sort of weird
Speaker 1: change in color would would happen differently. But she also
Speaker 1: is acknowledging that, like, there's clearly a culture that supersedes
Speaker 1: this for a reason, and it doesn't seem completely like, oh,
Speaker 1: we just we just prefer it that way. It's almost
Speaker 1: like y'all are hiding something. Also, four months, black people,
Speaker 1: we gotta do better. Yeah, if you left it for
Speaker 1: four months, just leave her, bro, It's not you're bailing
Speaker 1: somebody out of jail and you're like, oh, I guess
Speaker 1: he's in there. Least you gotta Yeah, you gotta just
Speaker 1: leave her. Just make that as somebody else's problem, because
Speaker 1: you clearly you didn't either don't you don't care, or
Speaker 1: you don't have the means to care. You really, you
Speaker 1: gotta put those funds somewhere healthier. If it's four months
Speaker 1: of waiting. Hey, if somebody died and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to pay the barrier, could I burn them? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think you can do that. I Well, I
Speaker 1: think number one, I think that uh that that those
Speaker 1: things are built to actually like incinerate bodies. I think
Speaker 1: whatever you'd be doing at like the crib is uh,
Speaker 1: it ain't gonna make the body completely go away, nor
Speaker 1: the fumes, nor the UHT diseases being spread in the air.
Speaker 1: I'm putting like a brick of it in the back
Speaker 1: like one of those Yeah. I don't think you're just
Speaker 1: supposed to sniff like people chips, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's supposed to just be out in
Speaker 1: the world like that. They didn't they did in the
Speaker 1: in the in the dark ages. Remember when they everybody
Speaker 1: had to blake, they had to burn all the bodies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they lived to twenty eight big dog. I
Speaker 1: think I'm saying, just me in a controlled environment in
Speaker 1: my yard, I'm saying, this is America. I should be
Speaker 1: able to burn my burn my dad. Listen. It's not
Speaker 1: It's not policy that I'm I'm pushing back against as
Speaker 1: as inside of this as much as safety. I think
Speaker 1: it's a safety issue, all right. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: we're supposed to do like Grandma Inhalentce and and expect
Speaker 1: to like be able to touch our toes tomorrow. You know,
Speaker 1: I guess it's because of that. I used to remember
Speaker 1: beating seagull. He was like, I used to wild off
Speaker 1: environment fluid, and I really thought I used to think
Speaker 1: about that a lot. Yeah, so you're kind of hoping
Speaker 1: maybe you could burn your person and get a little
Speaker 1: high or like some kind of like a fun Disney movie,
Speaker 1: my friend comes back. Yeah, like the sixth Man kind
Speaker 1: of situation comes to me with my homework. I got you,
Speaker 1: I got you. That's what happened in How High? Right,
Speaker 1: I think so, I think that was the whole thing,
Speaker 1: was that their their friends friends was the two friends
Speaker 1: or just one friend, they weren't friends. Method man was
Speaker 1: friends with the guy. Yes. So so he dies and
Speaker 1: method Man sort of takes over his uh his life. No, No, No,
Speaker 1: isn't that it that he that he was? Like? He
Speaker 1: dies and then method Man uses his ashes to fertilize
Speaker 1: a wee blind right, so then they can see him afterwards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then for some reason, No, I don't think that
Speaker 1: was I don't think he knew that was gonna happen. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, but that yes, you're right that it's not
Speaker 1: so that, but and then they can see him after words. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then but but doesn't isn't there an element of
Speaker 1: them like pretending to be somebody else like they weren't.
Speaker 1: Were they just going to genius college because they were
Speaker 1: geniuses because they like they were. They were taking the
Speaker 1: entrance exams and Ivory came and gave them the answers
Speaker 1: to the entrance exams and then they got like perfect
Speaker 1: scores and that's how they got right. And then they
Speaker 1: had to like figure out a way to like be
Speaker 1: smart at Harvard to match the scholarships that because they
Speaker 1: ran out of Ivory. M fuck. And then yeah, it
Speaker 1: gets real off the rails at the end. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: really I remember really liking that movie, and uh, I
Speaker 1: loved it. I don't think I can go back. I
Speaker 1: don't think there's any version of being able to go
Speaker 1: back and feel that same joy. No, red Man and
Speaker 1: method Man is still hilarious. Yeah, they're pretty great. Method Man,
Speaker 1: I would say, has turned into a sexy flexi fucker
Speaker 1: in a way that I was at Weights. I don't
Speaker 1: love it. If I'm being real with you, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not hating. He's gorgeous. He's fucking He's
Speaker 1: a gorgeous, fucking specimen of a man. And frankly, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I were that gorgeous. He's like six four,
Speaker 1: he's fucking jacked as shit. He's got a strong, chiseled
Speaker 1: jawline and new teeth. He's gorgeous. That said, I don't
Speaker 1: know that that's the dream I had for Method Man
Speaker 1: when I was he was the funny rapper. Him and
Speaker 1: Red Man were so funny, and it's like I wanted
Speaker 1: you to be a silly billy forever, and he was.
Speaker 1: He was also like low key kind of dirty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, which I don't like it as a
Speaker 1: dirty dude. It's like, we do need you hot dirty dudes. O.
Speaker 1: Red Man was for real dirty yeah, and the Method
Speaker 1: Man was like playing dirty with this. Yeah he was dirty.
Speaker 1: He was dirty on the week. Yeah. Remember but he
Speaker 1: had like the one video you have like half of
Speaker 1: his hair braided, but it's like, yeah, we know you're
Speaker 1: and he had like the wonky eyeballs, like we know
Speaker 1: you're still handsome. Yeah, now you're you're trying to keep
Speaker 1: up with these actual ugo killers that you remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: and and so you're like making yourself a different a
Speaker 1: different thing than you are. You got a friend named
Speaker 1: old dirty bastard. Yeah, who hasn't explained it to us once?
Speaker 1: Who hasn't like you know what I mean? He never
Speaker 1: was just like yo, here's the essence of the thing.
Speaker 1: He's just like, nope, that's my name. But girt, I
Speaker 1: really love that guy. Man. It's a lot of it
Speaker 1: speaks to who I am as a person. I always
Speaker 1: thought that I was great. He again that he was
Speaker 1: a funny motherfucker. Right, But if he if if he
Speaker 1: then suddenly showed you his abs, you'd be like, I
Speaker 1: don't like that, old yeast man. What if we live
Speaker 1: on what if you live on? Enough for odi? Beat? Again?
Speaker 1: I don't make you whatever you buff? I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: he got at Danny Brown is like borderline handsome now,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And that motherfucker that yeah,
Speaker 1: he like got his teeth fixed and got a haircut
Speaker 1: and like dies it now And like Danny Brown is
Speaker 1: a good looking dude. And that's not how we got
Speaker 1: introduced to him. That what is going on? Danny Brown
Speaker 1: came out and looked like he went through a blender
Speaker 1: to get his deal, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: he fucking that was the best part. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the man. Is there no more dirty dudes? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think, And then all the white
Speaker 1: dirty dudes keep getting caught up in their sexual mischief.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, Shila Buff,
Speaker 1: he's off the court now, he's not a real dirty dude,
Speaker 1: though he's from Hollywood. I'm just saying that's that's the
Speaker 1: white representation for dirty dudes, right, But I'm saying Shyla
Speaker 1: Buff doesn't like wear the same T shirt two days ago,
Speaker 1: I think, But they're all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I think he does do it. But it
Speaker 1: truly is like, oh, I know, I'm gonna see the
Speaker 1: same paparazzi twice and I want to fuck with him
Speaker 1: kind of thing, right right? Yeah, Because isn't he like
Speaker 1: a like a dummy? I don't know he I know
Speaker 1: he I recently found out that that he made up
Speaker 1: the whole thing for honey Boy, that like his dad
Speaker 1: wasn't nearly as uh abusive and his life wasn't nearly
Speaker 1: as hard as bro. I knew that shit was fake
Speaker 1: when I saw honey Boy. Oh you mean this little
Speaker 1: boy satisfied a grown woman sexually a prostitute? Oh he
Speaker 1: made that up? Yeah, of course that part I thought
Speaker 1: was fictionalized. But I thought his dad yelling at him
Speaker 1: and fucking making him do scenes over and over again
Speaker 1: was real. He's probably I think he's probably just a
Speaker 1: talented actor. Yeah, he fucking nailed honey Boy because I
Speaker 1: believed him and Buddy you were lying. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: used to like even Stevens. But do I think that
Speaker 1: white people's skin changes when you I don't know how
Speaker 1: we got here. Who could track it. It'd be impossible
Speaker 1: to track We could read the transcripts and be like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck happened? Right? Did a did? Did Thano
Speaker 1: snap a little bit? Right here? And then? And then
Speaker 1: we came back on the other side of it. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm just glad to have a witness to this because
Speaker 1: that's you know, I think happens to me a lot,
Speaker 1: but like when you're alone, it's a lot more jarring. Yeah. Sure,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh no, I literally may have like had
Speaker 1: a stroke. Yeah, like you just like you ever, just
Speaker 1: like come to when you're watching like a johem video
Speaker 1: and you're like, Hi, the what the fuck? Yeah? Time
Speaker 1: war up. In my end, it's three o'clock. This video
Speaker 1: is played three times. What am I doing? Shout out?
Speaker 1: Shout out to Jahim if he wants to do the show. Jahim,
Speaker 1: if you're a regular listener and interested in doing the show,
Speaker 1: show up wearing that, uh, that that Leperkin colored suit.
Speaker 1: Will will talk to you about whatever you want. If
Speaker 1: you show up wearing that sweet gorgeous green suit that
Speaker 1: you had on. Olivia sent us some additional information that's
Speaker 1: worth talking about. Apparently, this this uh, this thing of
Speaker 1: white people turning dark is something called liver mortis. Liver mortis,
Speaker 1: also known as post mortem livid lividity or post mortem hypostasis,
Speaker 1: refers to the pulling of blood in the lower portion
Speaker 1: or dependent parts of the body after death. This results
Speaker 1: in dark, purple discoloration of the skin. I mean, Bros,
Speaker 1: But I've always I've been I've been on board with
Speaker 1: this the whole time. I think it makes perfect Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe it. I also think, just for everybody, it's
Speaker 1: good to get your people buried fast when they die.
Speaker 1: I I don't think we need to be burying people anymore.
Speaker 1: It feels like a frankly and outdated thing. And and
Speaker 1: you know, but that's that's preferential. I'm not here to campaign,
Speaker 1: although I don't think so. I think burn me up
Speaker 1: and and don't keep the ashes either, like just lose
Speaker 1: them shits. I don't give a fuck. Like, I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I it's like a weird step that I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not super comfortable with. But I also recognize that,
Speaker 1: like I believe in giving up my I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck about like dying with worldly possessions and holding
Speaker 1: onto these memories in a physical way. I believe in
Speaker 1: remembering people through your heart and your mind and shit.
Speaker 1: So like I get that that may that that doesn't
Speaker 1: jibe with everybody, you know what I mean, some people
Speaker 1: need the physical to to feel the same shit that closure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems expensive to me, Like every time I go
Speaker 1: to a funeral, I'm like, there's a lot of shit
Speaker 1: out here. Yeah, it's fucking Funerals are dumb expensive And
Speaker 1: if you don't do it at a funeral home, you
Speaker 1: gotta do it at or like you know, at an
Speaker 1: event space, you gotta do it at at a church
Speaker 1: with a dude who didn't know the person that well
Speaker 1: that you know what I mean, Like, it's fucking weird. Also,
Speaker 1: I've moved around so much of my life. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be tethered to one place. M black. Now,
Speaker 1: you guys just gotta come to fucking Albuquerque to see me,
Speaker 1: because that's really or wherever. Oh no, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't need you seeing me around other dead people, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, these fucking losers. I wanted to
Speaker 1: believe like I'm special and ship, but you're like, nah,
Speaker 1: just put them where all the other duds go. It's
Speaker 1: like that's you put it. Put them with all the
Speaker 1: other rotten fruit. Like, nah, come on, man, I didn't
Speaker 1: know I'm me. Yeah, I'm special. Put just you know,
Speaker 1: you should do a sky burial like the Buddhists. Oh,
Speaker 1: that'd be cool. Yeah, I'm scared of heights and also
Speaker 1: the ocean, so I've never felt I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know what I mean by sky burial. Oh is
Speaker 1: that the one where they just throw it in the air. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, they just put you on like a mountain side.
Speaker 1: You just kind of decomposed. Oh, oh, this is an ashes,
Speaker 1: this is your physical form. You just go and then
Speaker 1: you just up there. Damn. Yeah, I think I don't
Speaker 1: think it's legal everywhere. I don't think it's legal anywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's like, yeah, leave it behind. Who
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like I'm not you're not putting
Speaker 1: it in the village square. I'm talking about like out
Speaker 1: of the way. Yeah, but then kids wander and fucking
Speaker 1: people go hiking, and shit, you don't want to come
Speaker 1: across a dead body and be like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's one of the uh, the ones we put their
Speaker 1: own purpose. Oh man, you look it up. It's the
Speaker 1: pictures are terrible. Yeah. No, they just don't do that.
Speaker 1: Oh god, damn. I supposed to put bodies just out loose.
Speaker 1: I mean, you just said yourself, you don't care about
Speaker 1: this mortal coil. Yeah, but but burn me up, give
Speaker 1: me a good solid burning, and then you can do
Speaker 1: what you wish. Nobody's gonna be like those are dead
Speaker 1: body ashes. They'll be like, I think, I think a
Speaker 1: small tree burned down right here. Well, I think did it.
Speaker 1: I think we did it. I think I think, uh,
Speaker 1: we we nailed this conversation perfectly. No, nothing was left
Speaker 1: on the table everybody's satisfied. Uh, cathedra I, I hope
Speaker 1: you're pleased, baby girl, because it seems to us that
Speaker 1: that this is one hundred percent true that white people
Speaker 1: do transform almost immediately from the end one guy physically
Speaker 1: to the end guy no, seeaw, we ride a full circle.
Speaker 1: Ain't that fun? A little? I like that? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was he was not he was a white man. We
Speaker 1: we want to end this episode with a brand new segment.
Speaker 1: We have a brand new segment of uh that we've
Speaker 1: we've come up with. I'm stuttering because it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a little nerve wracking. The the segment we're entering into
Speaker 1: were we're breaking a seal on this show that we've
Speaker 1: never broken before. And I want to address it now
Speaker 1: so that our listeners don't curse us the fuck out
Speaker 1: when it when it actually happens. But for the first
Speaker 1: time ever, we are going to have white people on
Speaker 1: the Show's not on the show in the typical fashion. Now,
Speaker 1: we're not inviting them on for separate They got a
Speaker 1: much smaller water fountain on the show than everybody else.
Speaker 1: But we're playing a game. We're a game called Ask
Speaker 1: a White Guy, Ask a White Guy. And we're gonna
Speaker 1: feature featuring three of the most brilliant, well known conspiracy
Speaker 1: theorists out there. They love to talk this conspiracy theory shit.
Speaker 1: And and who better to ask uh than these white
Speaker 1: guys if we have to talk to white people at all,
Speaker 1: you are halfway? Yeah, but you know we got problems.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so yeah, so what fuck you? All? Right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Now we're I thought I thought I was. I thought
Speaker 1: I was cruising baby, not at all over you know,
Speaker 1: you know when you you add a little a little
Speaker 1: extra break in it just to make it feel gentle
Speaker 1: and licensing. Oh nine, I haven't seen the road since
Speaker 1: I was making a conversational, relevant, giant and thematic. But
Speaker 1: now I'm embarrassed. We have We are going to play
Speaker 1: a game. This is a very exciting and arguably the
Speaker 1: most uh epic change that we've ever introduced to the podcast.
Speaker 1: But this is a game called Ask a White Guy.
Speaker 1: Ask a white guy? Why we spell the whole world here?
Speaker 1: Were pronounced that? H It's very important. But we we
Speaker 1: have I would say, the foremost white men that we
Speaker 1: could be asking about conspiracy related things joining us today.
Speaker 1: We have the gentleman from stuff they don't want you
Speaker 1: to know the podcast and now the book. It's No Brown,
Speaker 1: it's Ben Bowling, and it's Matt Frederick. Everybody, yeah out
Speaker 1: of here. Hey, okay, okay, I'm a big fan. I'm
Speaker 1: a fan. We listen to the show in our cars,
Speaker 1: like legitimately, that's that's insane. And and and we were honored.
Speaker 1: We're We're glad you guys are here. I think you
Speaker 1: know this. But you're the first white people to ever
Speaker 1: grace uh, certainly this this podcast will be delicate, will
Speaker 1: grace it gingle or as I'm mostly white, but thank
Speaker 1: you for letting me. But brother, that's what they all say.
Speaker 1: You're gonna drop now. Oh no, no, I'm a from
Speaker 1: a lungeon. It's a different thing. It doesn't matter. Eltside
Speaker 1: of Tennessee. Oh shit, I've never even heard of it.
Speaker 1: So now I'm nervous. We did an episode episode on
Speaker 1: They have Treasure. I believe is this an island? It's uh,
Speaker 1: what's called a tri racial isolate, but yeah, this is
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, yeah, I don't. This feels like
Speaker 1: something I don't want to get out in the public.
Speaker 1: And you know, Elvis Malungeon. I think Elvis is Malungeon. Guys.
Speaker 1: He was from Memphis, Memphis, Tennessee. Yeans dwell, is that it?
Speaker 1: They're going to add this to like racial training diversity
Speaker 1: training now in a way that I'm nervous about. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't sit through an additional hour of learning about
Speaker 1: try racialism. Yeah. I just started. I just started being
Speaker 1: able to deal with bi racial people. To be completely listen,
Speaker 1: I've been one my whole life, and I get it.
Speaker 1: I'm still figuring it out. Guys. We're pumped that you're here.
Speaker 1: That we figured the best way that we could we
Speaker 1: could play this game and really really get to hear
Speaker 1: your thoughts. Is that we want to go through some
Speaker 1: old some old conspiracy theories that have come up on
Speaker 1: our podcast and just get your thoughts. Where where you
Speaker 1: land in these things? Have you ever crossed it in
Speaker 1: your own research? Is it all complete nonsense? And and
Speaker 1: if so, tell us why that's that's really the game
Speaker 1: at hand? Got it? Fuck? Yeah, Uh, let's let's just
Speaker 1: jump into it, guys. Yeah, let's not be scared of it.
Speaker 1: This This has come up quite a bit on this podcast,
Speaker 1: and it feels like a very nice entry level conversation
Speaker 1: for everybody. But the conversation is, my mama told me
Speaker 1: that mountain dew kills your sperm count. Yeah, yellow, the
Speaker 1: yellow number five. Yeah, it's actually the ruminaded vegetable oil. Guys,
Speaker 1: it's a flame. Well that's the other that's the related
Speaker 1: that's the related thing, right, Yeah, it's the thing that
Speaker 1: look cloudy. Yeah. Okay, so so this has come up
Speaker 1: on your own podcast. I assume I thought that was
Speaker 1: the mountain dew that made it cloudy. Well, that's just great,
Speaker 1: and it sounds it was. Do you mean to tell
Speaker 1: me they're not holding these bottles against the rock and
Speaker 1: just letting a slow drip of the like a giant
Speaker 1: leaf collecting it and then in the forest. I thought
Speaker 1: they were tapping straight up to the rockies. I didn't
Speaker 1: know anytime. Yeah, that's course they're they're using cheaper do
Speaker 1: from somewhere in college. The original recipe might have had
Speaker 1: higher actual mountain dew content, but no, now it's yell
Speaker 1: at number five and what is it? Bromanaded vegetable? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the deal with that stuff? And what is it
Speaker 1: due to your pen? That's a fire retarded, right man,
Speaker 1: that's exactly whoa So they were just like, let's what
Speaker 1: you get for drinking that poison. If you're gonna be
Speaker 1: this awesome drinking mountain dew, there's a possibility you'll be
Speaker 1: lit on fire, and we need we need something to
Speaker 1: prevent that. If you can't tell by my co host
Speaker 1: awesome comment, he is a dude. Trust it is a
Speaker 1: point of contention on this. It's it's been an ongoing
Speaker 1: argument between David and I. I did the dude for
Speaker 1: a long time. Oh, you're off the dude. I was.
Speaker 1: I was riding off the dude. Matt. It looks like
Speaker 1: you also we were a dude, a dude head I was.
Speaker 1: I was a surge guy. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: remember that, but that was the ones they put in
Speaker 1: schools children. Are we allowed to talk about that? That
Speaker 1: feels like you you admitted to voter fraud? Right right?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you a scary Surge story. They came
Speaker 1: to my mostly black boys and girls club. Was like
Speaker 1: it was like two dudes in a hummer in a skateboard,
Speaker 1: hopped out skateboarding a bunch and then gave us like
Speaker 1: Mita and Kansas Surge each and we never saw him again.
Speaker 1: It was a big deal. It was when my senior
Speaker 1: year in high school. It was a big deal in
Speaker 1: our you know town that they brought these soda machines
Speaker 1: into the schools and they were just Surge brand and
Speaker 1: soda and they had a total event like that where
Speaker 1: they introduced it and had like it was it was
Speaker 1: just like you're describing, that is wild. It was very
Speaker 1: It was hello, fellow kids. Interest. They also handed out
Speaker 1: CDs at uh at my Christian pamphlets it was and
Speaker 1: it salea and in my school, nobody really listened to
Speaker 1: the music on the CDs they were handing out. It
Speaker 1: was all. It was just its like a lot of
Speaker 1: alternative rocks. Whoa, So that's that's interesting that it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I guess when I when I hear Surge, I thought
Speaker 1: that they would like go from Metallica or something, but
Speaker 1: you're like, no, they're going for Christian rock. That's Tony
Speaker 1: Hawk era. It was Tony Hawk pro skater era. So
Speaker 1: it was that kind of faux punk mall rock kind
Speaker 1: of vibe, freecords and whiny voice that my dumb feelings. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: that feels that sound. That feels like a type of
Speaker 1: of conspiracy in and of itself, that that these people
Speaker 1: are handing out what seems like a type of propaganda
Speaker 1: to a bunch of hopefully I guess emo white kids
Speaker 1: for moving forward. And David for some reason it pairing
Speaker 1: it with amphetamine and myody, my body was not. Yeah
Speaker 1: I was, I was sure. Yeah. That's another concern about it, right,
Speaker 1: is the idea that they're getting to you young, you know,
Speaker 1: And this is something I heard quite quite commonly growing up.
Speaker 1: And one of the things that's interesting is the conspiracy
Speaker 1: itself stays the same and has a lot of the
Speaker 1: same like motivations and villains and so on, but the
Speaker 1: drink will change depending on the region, it will be
Speaker 1: something else. So like in Houston, they thought, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: just cheer one, Like, seriously think about it, because it's
Speaker 1: it's going into these schools where there are little kids
Speaker 1: that are they're not being forced fed this sugary crap,
Speaker 1: but it's like encouraged, like we're talking about having a surge,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, Dispenser in your school. I remember me listen,
Speaker 1: Yeah in ninety nine, if you showed up with the
Speaker 1: skateboard in a backpack, I was probably gonna drink it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: million percent do you guys remember Josta with Guarana? Wow,
Speaker 1: that was the whole name. Was a guy with it?
Speaker 1: Was it a guy with dread blocks? It was a panther,
Speaker 1: So it was very much that vibe. It was panther
Speaker 1: full like red, kind of rasta type colors really culturally,
Speaker 1: look up, look it up for black panthers, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It came out the same time as Surge.
Speaker 1: Surge was for the white skater kids, and like almost
Speaker 1: like Josta, it was almost but what's the word I'm
Speaker 1: looking for? It was kind of divided. Yeah, soda. Nobody
Speaker 1: knew what Guarana was. Assumed it was. It was an
Speaker 1: energy drink and it was marketed as their first energy drink,
Speaker 1: even though technically search you know, considering how much sugar
Speaker 1: and caffeine it could qualify as that as well. But
Speaker 1: because yeah, this, I will say, Josta, this is this
Speaker 1: is this is black as fuck backage, we think about this.
Speaker 1: I don't remember this, this never. I'm looking at it now, No,
Speaker 1: I see it. This is yeah, it's will I will
Speaker 1: say that this this seems like it has similar vibes
Speaker 1: to like Tahitian treat where like that was being coined
Speaker 1: as like the sexiest tropical soda for and I remember
Speaker 1: black people were like, yeah, Tian treat that. Wait, I
Speaker 1: have another I have another question. When I google image
Speaker 1: search Josta first line is a bunch of cans of Josta.
Speaker 1: Secular line is a bunch of grapes who wait, no
Speaker 1: excuse me. I think that it goes like, oh, they're
Speaker 1: trying to equate them to say it. It didn't make
Speaker 1: an appearance in that show low Ki, the Marvel show, Yeah,
Speaker 1: where they did do some time traveling stuff. There's like
Speaker 1: it's sort of like the Sought After, you know, defunct
Speaker 1: Drake from the Past and that show. And if you
Speaker 1: google it too. On eBay you can buy cans. They're
Speaker 1: really expensive because it just hasn't existed, like for it,
Speaker 1: I will this is I it's sounding like and correct me,
Speaker 1: gentlemen if you feel differently. But it's sounding like there
Speaker 1: is some level of like we're all in agreement that
Speaker 1: they're they're trying to trick us and make us buy whatever.
Speaker 1: But it does sound Matt like you're saying it these
Speaker 1: things do kill your sperm count? That it isn't question
Speaker 1: does it kill you? I already made your nuts little Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't I can't talk to anything. I don't think
Speaker 1: it makes your your testicles smaller. I don't think. All right,
Speaker 1: matty bag, all balls over here. So now I gotta
Speaker 1: figure out a different explanation. All right, No, I think
Speaker 1: what I think the real problem is. Think about this
Speaker 1: in context of the DARE campaign. You guys remember that
Speaker 1: the drug abusing resistance education. Now, so you're you're supposed
Speaker 1: to say no to drugs, right, and uh Lankston like you,
Speaker 1: I signed right up for that thing. I don't know
Speaker 1: why or how, but you're you know, but you're giving Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're given a drug. You've got caffeine, you've got guarna.
Speaker 1: It's not really a drug, but it's it can be
Speaker 1: used as a drug, as an enhancement kind of thing, stimulant. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you tell your grandma you're on she's gonna enough
Speaker 1: enough sugar is a drug. She's gonna at least pray
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, sugar being being sort of
Speaker 1: like maybe the most addictive of the things in that list,
Speaker 1: And and so you are being drugged, and whether or
Speaker 1: not those drugs have direct effect on your testicles, that
Speaker 1: sounds like it ain't good for you. Well, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's not some cartel that's benefiting. It's you know, PepsiCo
Speaker 1: or you know. Well, I mean in a way, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think pizza Hut that's a yum brands. But also
Speaker 1: I mean, if you think about the history of like
Speaker 1: breakfast cereal, you know, originally it was it was all
Speaker 1: about health and all about being a supplement for like
Speaker 1: a meal during kind of times of scarcity. But then
Speaker 1: gradually they started marketing towards kids and putting more and
Speaker 1: more and more sugar in them and having like cartoon
Speaker 1: characters and acting like it was part of this balanced
Speaker 1: diet because they were allowed to say certain things, but
Speaker 1: they just kept upping the sugar, you know, quotient and
Speaker 1: the sugar sugar industry paid for the hit piece on
Speaker 1: fat there's oh, that's because I was watching I was
Speaker 1: watching The foods Who Built America and they were talking
Speaker 1: about that cereal thing and how the Kellogg guy, the
Speaker 1: one brother was like a famous doc who invented cereal
Speaker 1: as like a super food, like a health food, and
Speaker 1: then the other brother, Yeah, the factory burned down and
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm gonna put some sugar in it
Speaker 1: and flip it. We're all going to be rich, those guys.
Speaker 1: I was talking about something similar with my wife about
Speaker 1: Facebook last night, and how like we all remember when Facebook,
Speaker 1: or at least I think we remember when Facebook was
Speaker 1: was just for college kids. Email. You had to have
Speaker 1: a college email, and it like had to be a
Speaker 1: pretty like it had to be a four year institution, accredited,
Speaker 1: welcomed by the Facebook community people. Yeah, no Devide, No, No,
Speaker 1: no Triton, no University Phoenix, yeah, none of that ship.
Speaker 1: And then at some point they went, well, this isn't
Speaker 1: a winning formula. Like we it's cool that every college
Speaker 1: it has one, but I need fucking grandmas and drug
Speaker 1: dealers on this motherfucker if I'm going to be a success,
Speaker 1: can we? I mean, you get in situations, you know
Speaker 1: where you're like, I need some grandmas and some drug
Speaker 1: dealers and pop. Before we move on from the drinks,
Speaker 1: though it took me a second. We talk about this
Speaker 1: in our book in chapter two on human experimentation. If
Speaker 1: you go back this idea of sterilization in popular like
Speaker 1: sodas and fruit drinks in April nineteen ninety one, I
Speaker 1: want to say in primarily like black areas of New
Speaker 1: York at the time, Harlem, the Bronx parts of Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: There were these twisters. No, well, let's see how you
Speaker 1: feel about tops top hoop David and tropical fantasy. These
Speaker 1: these flyers came out and they said, look, if you
Speaker 1: are if you're a non white person, you need to
Speaker 1: be aware that these soda, these drink brands are being
Speaker 1: made by the ku Klux Klan. Yeah, and they're being
Speaker 1: made to sterilize black men in particular. You've been warned
Speaker 1: save the children, and that kind of like who was
Speaker 1: giving this out? Was it the Black Hebrews realized what
Speaker 1: they were anonymously posted it. But then you apply that
Speaker 1: to the mountain dew. You know, you can apply that
Speaker 1: grain of a thing that what may or may not
Speaker 1: have been true, but was reported and was probably circulated
Speaker 1: in the community in those communities, and then it's you
Speaker 1: could that's how conspiracies travel. It's that gave a telephone
Speaker 1: and now all of a sudden, it's mountain dew or
Speaker 1: or and again there is grains of truth. All of
Speaker 1: these things are not good for you, but are they
Speaker 1: necessarily trying to sterilize you? Ben. Was there any truth
Speaker 1: to those drinks or was this a real effort or
Speaker 1: was it just kind of a campaign. The ku Klux
Speaker 1: Klan does not have its shit together, you know what
Speaker 1: nott for them. They're not not flavor wise, they're not
Speaker 1: coming up with tropical fantasy. That's yeah, and I I
Speaker 1: will say what they're looking for a cornucopia of fruits
Speaker 1: that are no, that's not if there was a mayonnaise
Speaker 1: flavored one, some type of a hearty grain favor. I
Speaker 1: will say that this does speak very much to the
Speaker 1: regional quality that you guys were talking about earlier, that
Speaker 1: like it depends which drink in which neighborhood, because for
Speaker 1: us that was a conversation around Mystic. We actually did
Speaker 1: an episode with say Jay who talked about how Mystic
Speaker 1: was the KKK drink of choice. But all of them,
Speaker 1: it seems like these narratives happen either way. That if
Speaker 1: Mountain Dews shrink isn't shrinking your net nuts read whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck is, and it's all it's it's maybe hopefully
Speaker 1: just somebody trying to warn us to be healthier with
Speaker 1: our choices, but it always makes them more or sinister.
Speaker 1: Turn on the back end. Yeah, well, I mean because
Speaker 1: I get like Mystic, you're not supposed to put those
Speaker 1: colors in your body. No, no, no, no, like bowl cleaner,
Speaker 1: it is probably not the best. Yeah, Neon Blue is
Speaker 1: never correct for your for your liver and lungs and ship.
Speaker 1: It's the same company that made Fabuloso. Actually, is the
Speaker 1: weird thing? Is it? Not? Like the same three companies
Speaker 1: at the top of almost of just so many things.
Speaker 1: But what about Fago, Like you have a drink like
Speaker 1: Fago that's so huge in Detroit, that's just like regionally
Speaker 1: massive and like ubiquitous there, and they have all those
Speaker 1: like moon misted and crazy colors like that. But you
Speaker 1: don't really hear anybody maligning Fago because everybody knows where
Speaker 1: it comes from. Everybody's on board at the Fago factory. Right,
Speaker 1: A really good point. It's right there in Detroit. Mystics
Speaker 1: they just got dropped off in the box. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: just appeared like the beginning of a twilight zone. You
Speaker 1: want to know what's scary is that at one point
Speaker 1: during during Sam's episode, we actually made an attempt to
Speaker 1: call the Mystic like help hotline whatever the fuck, and
Speaker 1: it is disconnected them. Motherfuckers don't even they're not even
Speaker 1: existing anymore. They still sell these drinks, right, this is okay.
Speaker 1: I I think they're still selling what they have left
Speaker 1: of the drinks. They're like, we gotta move all this
Speaker 1: Mystic put it in the by. It's more like dry
Speaker 1: tonium than it is like, uh, carbon dioxide, if that
Speaker 1: makes sense. There's a very limited amount you can still
Speaker 1: buy Mystic. I found it online. Yeah, but are those
Speaker 1: social cases you gotta we gotta know expiration dates on
Speaker 1: these bad boys. Damn. You could also buy clearly Canadians still,
Speaker 1: I might. Vego is owned by National Beverage Corporation, which
Speaker 1: also owns Lacroix or Lacroix or whatever you call it.
Speaker 1: So it's it's so it's an illusion. Then this this
Speaker 1: uh I buy from the same like Baker's doesn't of
Speaker 1: companies part I know. I know that's what craft beer
Speaker 1: giant when Giant, you know, Bush Beer buys little mom
Speaker 1: and pop craft beer, And it's that illusion perpetuating that No, no,
Speaker 1: this is all bespoken small batch the hell it is.
Speaker 1: Once they buy it, it just starts going into the
Speaker 1: production line. You know. I wasn't sure how I was
Speaker 1: going to feel about you white fellas, but we're on
Speaker 1: the same well, this is just the first question we
Speaker 1: gotta see. Just wait till we talk about I know
Speaker 1: some people who would kill you if you told them
Speaker 1: that their lacroix came from the same place. That's why
Speaker 1: we do with these shows. They're just they're stirring those
Speaker 1: those drinks with the same mop, just both places. You're
Speaker 1: is next to my big red Well, guys, this was
Speaker 1: this is fucking great. This is We're really glad that
Speaker 1: you came on. I think David and I thought we
Speaker 1: would have to brate you for your silly white opinions
Speaker 1: on things. But but y'all are y'all are cool, y'all? No,
Speaker 1: I mean this. I mean this in the most positive way.
Speaker 1: We can't hang out a lot. I mean that is
Speaker 1: a very good thing, right, Yeah, you're gonna encourage worst things.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, we anticipated we guys got to come
Speaker 1: over on our show at some point. Yeah. Yeah again,
Speaker 1: love that. Yeah yeah, no. I I had a great
Speaker 1: time the first time, and we would love to join
Speaker 1: you guys and talk more of the crazies and the
Speaker 1: not so crazies. Uh No, Ben Matt could you tell
Speaker 1: the people where they can find you in. What cool
Speaker 1: shit you have going on? Oh yeah, we're all pointing
Speaker 1: to each other. We got so nice to each other
Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah. Yeah, you can find us. We're
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Speaker 1: of work into that one as well. Hell yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say we only read the lines
Speaker 1: we wrote, and then it's just like it's weird sentences
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Speaker 1: be our our white uh, cherry poppers of the podcast.
Speaker 1: I didn't, we didn't. We didn't, we didn't, we didn't
Speaker 1: both on that David wrote it down and I said, hey, buddy,
Speaker 1: you sure you want me to say this? And he said, no,
Speaker 1: say it verbatim. It's like, I choose my words carefully.
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate being paraphrased, just since. He was like, look, man,
Speaker 1: I don't write a lot, but this is poetry and
Speaker 1: I need you to read it the way I wrote it.
Speaker 1: You guys, remember the cherry popping Daddy's suit Riot? Yeah,
Speaker 1: suit Riot? No, that was the Brian Seltzer Orchestrat. Oh yeah, No,
Speaker 1: Zoos suit Riot was cherry popping Daddies. Brian sets Orchestra
Speaker 1: was wait, no shit, maybe there was like three of
Speaker 1: those big bands. They all came so quickly, you know
Speaker 1: they show that was that was a set, sir. But
Speaker 1: Zoos suit Riot, it's cherry popping daddy. Sorry, I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: who'll say what blood. We had to give you an
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