WEBVTT - Vinny Thomas Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your own

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<v Speaker 1>presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you dare to surbey me? Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Winecker. I hope you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing fine. I hope you're not doing anything stupid of

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<v Speaker 2>you know, when you're less to this podcast, you're ultimately

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<v Speaker 2>an ambassador of the podcast, and I don't need you

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassing me. What else is going on? I'm having an

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<v Speaker 2>incredible morning, as you can just probably tell from my energy,

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<v Speaker 2>celebrating three weeks of having low windshield wiper fluid, and

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<v Speaker 2>that actually I was thinking earlier of when I was

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<v Speaker 2>alerted by my car. The car should tell you that

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<v Speaker 2>when you stop the car, rather than when you start

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<v Speaker 2>it and can't do anything about it. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>note to all car manufacturers. Have the warnings. Maybe they

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<v Speaker 2>can come on at the beginning cases the car is

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<v Speaker 2>going to blow up, but in the case of windshield

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<v Speaker 2>wiper fluid, I've forgotten it by the time I get home.

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<v Speaker 2>Do a nice loud beep when I pull up into

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<v Speaker 2>the driveway. Help me rather than just shame me every

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<v Speaker 2>time I start the car. I'm solving problems, I'm creating ideas,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm podcasting. I love it. Let's get into the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think today's guest is fantastic. It's been Thomas Vinnie.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome dysond Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, thank you so much for having me. I

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<v Speaker 3>do think maybe you're using too much fluid. In general,

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're using too much fluid. I barely use

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<v Speaker 3>the fluid.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I'm constantly using the fluid. I mean, the

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<v Speaker 2>smallest bit of dust on the car blasting out.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel guilty every time I use the fluid.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, this is too much. Surely I don't need

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<v Speaker 3>the fluid. The fluid's not necessary. I can't just use

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<v Speaker 3>the wiperies. Yeah, I'm not fancy. I'm not fancy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even flu you've got is your car? How

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<v Speaker 2>often you get your car washed? Oh? Not enough?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, sometimes you see a really dirty car and

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<v Speaker 3>the feeling it conscious is the same feeling you see

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<v Speaker 3>you like when you've see an abused dog or something.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the same kind of Oh, no, he's not taking

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<v Speaker 3>care of it. And I'm sure people look at my

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<v Speaker 3>car and they feel that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, my car. I mean I'm on the same page.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it washed about I would say twice a year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And it's definitely giving an energy of a dog that

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<v Speaker 2>needs to be rescued, like first step rescue, not even

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<v Speaker 2>by the pound takes it and has to get the

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<v Speaker 2>fleas taken off. All of this. Oh okay, Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a tough situation. So I think that's I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 2>washing the car via windshield wipe or fluid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right on which do you go to like the

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<v Speaker 3>festival car wash where like festival you know the one

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<v Speaker 3>that's like an automatic festival. You take it through and

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of little brushes hit your car and there's

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<v Speaker 3>like colorful slabs and stuff. Okay, I do it by hand,

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<v Speaker 3>one of those little places. You're kidding why, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I just appreciate the old ways. There's something that feels

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<v Speaker 3>very like artisanal and classic about spraying to me.

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<v Speaker 2>The spraying it, the energy I get from that is

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<v Speaker 2>very I have just been somewhere like getting rid of

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<v Speaker 2>a body and destroying evidence that's so true.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the last time I did it, it was because

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<v Speaker 3>some man on the street through a like a bag

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<v Speaker 3>of orange liquid. He hurled a bag of orange liquid

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it is, just into the street

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<v Speaker 3>that it hit my car and burst all over the windshield.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, surely I can't keep driving this.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what this liquid is. God only knows

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<v Speaker 3>what it was. And so I was hosing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Did it leave like an orange residu on your car?

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<v Speaker 2>It was disgusting. There was high pulp orange juice. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>God forbid if there was pulp.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even looked as if there was pulp, that

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<v Speaker 3>would have been a whole different thing, because I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think it was orange juice.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't smell citteressy. I wonder maybe windshield whiper fluid

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<v Speaker 2>is orange. I think it's either usually well, it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>usually green, but I can imagine an orange windshield whipeer fluid.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so gay guys shouldn't be allowed to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about cars. Let me just say that we should were

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<v Speaker 2>the only people who should be allowed to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>We're thinking of ideas. I've thought of a new beep

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<v Speaker 2>that the car can make I've thought of a new

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<v Speaker 2>color for windshield to hear the beep at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the I pull up into my driveway, boo, I

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<v Speaker 2>think the vibrato is really it's really something. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I know to put in the windshield wiper flu Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a great idea rather than this harsh beep I

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<v Speaker 2>get at the beginning of the drive. That sets the

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<v Speaker 2>mood for my entire drive. I'm now worried about the

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<v Speaker 2>windshield wiper fluid and I'm forgetting about it. Gay men

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<v Speaker 2>should be running Carmen.

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<v Speaker 3>You find at that point the beep almost sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>a threat. It's like, I hope nothing happens. She's like, wow,

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<v Speaker 3>looks like you fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope nothing happens. It really is kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>passive aggressive thing. Yeah, well, good for you for starting

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<v Speaker 2>the car and getting on your way. But that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of energy I love. I like a regular car wash

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<v Speaker 2>where the car is getting bashed by the festival is

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<v Speaker 2>a good way.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the festival because everything's fringe, do you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean? Ye, Like, it's all like fringe and tassels,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's very southward.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very white.

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<v Speaker 3>Woman in Santa Fe kind of feeling herself. She's from

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<v Speaker 3>New York, but she recently moved there to find herself.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see that exact car wash where everything's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a beige or a turquoise, a very like

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<v Speaker 2>tasteful fringey, because right now it's still kind of circus

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<v Speaker 2>maximalist type, like blasting colors. Everything's like lava wax or

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<v Speaker 2>laser shine, which I appreciate.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a lava wax and the laser. But I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you want a more curated experience as I do.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>This is la I want to go to in a

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<v Speaker 3>car wash and like all of the tassels are ivory,

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<v Speaker 3>and like everything is ivory. You go in there and

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<v Speaker 3>it's a liminal like severance style gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, who's gonna do this? Why haven't they done this?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time you go there and get soap. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>getting sprinkles on a carvel cake or Nickelodeon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nickel. You're getting slimy. Double Dare. Your car is

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<v Speaker 2>getting slipped to your pass cut Double Dare. Mark Summers,

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<v Speaker 2>The Mark Summer's car Wash, The thing about the one

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<v Speaker 2>that you do yourself. You do feel powerful. You have

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<v Speaker 2>a giant gun. You get to shoot at the car, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which like there's nowhere else in the world that you

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<v Speaker 2>get to do that safely. No, of course not.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the worst part about it is when people

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<v Speaker 3>walk near you when you're doing it, and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, you're gonna get misted, do you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't mean to do it, but the wind's

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<v Speaker 2>blowing your direction. You're gonna get misted.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's not great because then you soak a stranger, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. And then parts of it

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<v Speaker 3>are icky, like if you go over to the part

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<v Speaker 3>where you're supposed to vacuum and like dry everything out,

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<v Speaker 3>it's ikey over there.

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<v Speaker 2>How so, well it's ikey. I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 2>like this everyone, but the one I go to sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>people pee over there. It's like it kind.

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<v Speaker 3>Of smells like you're in and sometimes the suction doesn't work,

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<v Speaker 3>so you're trying to hose and just kind of this

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<v Speaker 3>miasma of piss, piss and trash, trash, it's cigarette butts.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a bad you're in a bad way.

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<v Speaker 3>But you want to stay in the liquid area and

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<v Speaker 3>you want to use that follow the steps they make

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<v Speaker 3>it very simple. Try not to use the brush too

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<v Speaker 3>much because sometimes it has sand in it and it seems.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad for cars. No, but it's great. It's like a broom.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's great for the spirit. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? And yeah, it's ripping the paint off cars

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<v Speaker 2>had skin. Take a loof to a car? No, I again,

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<v Speaker 2>And now that's another thing that could be themed. Starship

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<v Speaker 2>Trooper theme with the big guns. You're shooting lights absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>in la of all places. Why aren't these things? They

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<v Speaker 2>should have more themes to these rather than just generic.

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<v Speaker 2>Why there aren't more themes in general? Of course I

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<v Speaker 2>think car wash Starship Troopers would be great, but I

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<v Speaker 2>also think even okay, every fast food place now and

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<v Speaker 2>this is a tangent. Are you mad? We don't do tangents.

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<v Speaker 2>We're very efficient.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna talk about carwashes for an hour and a

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<v Speaker 3>half ivery and everyone's talked about this. But every like

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<v Speaker 3>fast food restaurant now is brutalist. Oh yes, of course,

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<v Speaker 3>of course, I think every person who purchases the franchise

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<v Speaker 3>a fast food restaurant franchise should really make it their own.

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<v Speaker 2>They should really dig in. I once went on a

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<v Speaker 2>road trip with my family when I was really younger.

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<v Speaker 3>We were like going through Nebraska, and we stopped at

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<v Speaker 3>We stopped at a McDonald's brocade curtains.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a time period when this was happening a

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<v Speaker 2>McDonald It was beautiful. It was the most beautiful McDonald's

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen in my life. It was like being

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<v Speaker 2>in a European It was like being in Versailles, and

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<v Speaker 2>the bathrooms were spotless, and I've never seen a McDonald's

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<v Speaker 2>like it, clearly because the franchise owner just really had

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a very specific vision for what this McDonald's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be mean to McDonald's. Absolutely, yeah, there was.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there was a period it must have

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<v Speaker 2>been like the late eighties or the mid nineties where

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of the occasional McDonald's would feel like Grandma's

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<v Speaker 2>living room, where it's like, this doesn't quite match what

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<v Speaker 2>I think of with McDonald's, but I appreciate it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like dingy, starting to feel dingy. Those curtains obviously smell

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<v Speaker 2>like chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>Mcnaficis, Yeah, those curtains smell wraw. Those curtains are good,

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<v Speaker 3>but I do like just pick a theme. I think

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<v Speaker 3>prehistoric Western. Okay, there's a coffee shop out here, which

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to name specifically, but it is ostensibly named.

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<v Speaker 2>After prehistoric animals. So disappointing. Yeah, it's it's called what

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<v Speaker 2>it's called. I'm happy because I will say it's good coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called dinosaur coffee exactly. We can name it, but

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<v Speaker 2>because it should be dinosaur themed, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely shit every now and then they put a cheeky

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<v Speaker 3>little stegosaurus stamp on a cop I went in there excited,

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<v Speaker 3>right because I've never been there before. I saw the name.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thrilled. I was out of my fucking chair

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<v Speaker 3>ready to go to dinosaur coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was gonna be filled with ferns. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought the cups they were gonna have little, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>kitchy dinosaur shaped cups. It's like it's like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a t rex and it's holding a big bowl or

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<v Speaker 2>like a triceratops with its mouth open, and you're like

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<v Speaker 2>drinking out of the triceratops' mouth and not a functional cup.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a function No, not functional in fact, it hurts. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>your hand is being cut, your head is being cut

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<v Speaker 2>by the triceratops horns. But it's just it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>barber shop in a rich neighborhood. It looks like it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's white and tan, and it's got like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a rib shade. What's that is probably as close

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<v Speaker 2>to dinosaurs you get in. It almost feels like a

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<v Speaker 2>like a skeleton that was excavated from something. They're phoning

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<v Speaker 2>it in. They should have put sand in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>It should feel humid in there. There should be a

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<v Speaker 2>wet pool where like you know, you go into you're

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<v Speaker 2>almost smelling pool.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I want is I want to go into

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<v Speaker 3>somewhere I want to I want to go to a

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<v Speaker 3>coffee shop. Eighty percent humidity, reeks of chlorine.

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<v Speaker 2>It should smell like the indoor pool of a motel six,

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<v Speaker 2>not coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>It should have like chipped sculptures of dinosaurs that are

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<v Speaker 3>wildly scientifically inaccurate at this point, and they're from a

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<v Speaker 3>different time.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, what's that gas station that has like that?

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<v Speaker 2>The dinosaur out front of the dinosaur out front Sinclair

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<v Speaker 2>gas Stag Unfortunately kind of a I mean, well, of

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<v Speaker 2>course it is a gas station is owned by a

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<v Speaker 2>highly conservative, evil corporation. Oh fuck, but they all love

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<v Speaker 2>drinking their gas, we all do. I have one this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. But I think they also have these

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<v Speaker 2>this They have a bunch of news stations throughout the

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<v Speaker 2>northwest Sinclair, Oh my god. Yeah, And obviously they're just

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<v Speaker 2>pushing some horrible agenda all the time. But then they

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<v Speaker 2>have this wonderful dinosaur out. I guess I never put

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<v Speaker 2>that together that it was the same organization, and there's

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<v Speaker 2>a good chance it's not. Maybe it's just the same name.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way I've never met anyone in real life

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<v Speaker 3>named Sinclair, so it's true. There can't be more than

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<v Speaker 3>one famous Sinclair organization.

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<v Speaker 2>Claire is a scary last name.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh terrifying, terrifying, and might I say Southern, Oh very

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<v Speaker 3>very Tennessee. Williams ass name Laverna Sinclair lives in a

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<v Speaker 3>dilapidated plantation house.

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<v Speaker 2>She wears a Missus Havisham dress that chatters.

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<v Speaker 3>Colonel Sanders is on the porch. Colonel Sanders is on

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<v Speaker 3>the porch. He's a feminate but not gay. Yes, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 3>in the way that southern Medo. Sometime's efeminate but not

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<v Speaker 3>gay Lindsay Graham style, and they're constantly arguing.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's sweating all the time. Saint Clair, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>that I've ever met a goods in Clare. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>met a sin Claire.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and I don't think you ever will. We're not

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<v Speaker 3>part of that world, you know what I mean. We're

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<v Speaker 3>out here, we're Yankees. I want to be part of

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<v Speaker 3>that world.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I want to be part of the Dinosaur gas

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<v Speaker 2>station work.

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<v Speaker 3>You could get there. I think you could make a

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<v Speaker 3>really powerful conservative pivot. And I think you know this

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<v Speaker 3>about yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready to the drop of a hat to take

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast in a real weird direction.

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<v Speaker 3>I am all the time. Every now and then I

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<v Speaker 3>think to myself, I could make a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'd be so much better at it than

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<v Speaker 3>the conservatives are. They don't make any sense, do.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? Of course you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to make any sense. They're not charming, you know a mile. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>coming from where we start, people will be like the

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<v Speaker 2>conservative crowd will eat us up because they'll be like,

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<v Speaker 2>look where they started. Now they're on our team. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>you would change, you would change in that way, they

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<v Speaker 2>would think, oh, look now they're demons, and so you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like I feel like when someone on the left makes

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<v Speaker 2>a conservative pivot, the conservatives the far right really goes

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<v Speaker 2>for them because they're like, look, they changed their mind

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<v Speaker 2>finally exactly they saw that they were wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I would pretend that I had like found

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<v Speaker 3>God and become straight.

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<v Speaker 2>I would show up with a wife. Do you ever

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<v Speaker 2>worry about that? I think, God, I'm becoming straight. Like

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<v Speaker 2>the idea of like maybe you get older and you

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<v Speaker 2>lose your mind, so you're like I was wrong all along.

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<v Speaker 2>You think you're going to get dementia and forget that

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<v Speaker 2>you're a homosexual. Not even dementia. I just like, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like at some point some people, as they get older,

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<v Speaker 2>they just kind of like freak out and start to

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<v Speaker 2>panic about life and then like suddenly become religious again

0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.960
<v Speaker 2>or that kind of thing. And I think I'm far

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<v Speaker 2>enough removed at this point that I'm going to be okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But you never know.

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<v Speaker 3>I could see it happening. There are some things I

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<v Speaker 3>miss about church, Like what here's what I miss about church.

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<v Speaker 3>The pancake breakfasts every now and then to be a

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<v Speaker 3>pancake breakfast. There are very few contexts in which I

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<v Speaker 3>can go somewhere, get like a dozen cheap pancakes and

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<v Speaker 3>just you know, keyky with my friends. It does not

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<v Speaker 3>happen anymore. This motion, oh, change and do this. Were

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<v Speaker 3>you Catholic Mormon, there's none of that.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a lot. Mormon church was very dull for

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<v Speaker 2>me to bring up dancing, and you were a Mormon.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no nobody playing drums, No guitar was allowed. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of quietly singing hymns. Uh. The loudest

0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:33.800
<v Speaker 2>instrument we had was an organ. Oh god. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a very not a party atmosphere. There are

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<v Speaker 2>pancake breakfasts we had. We had a party atmosphere. What

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<v Speaker 2>church were you going to?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it was like a megachurch cusp, like right on

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<v Speaker 3>the edge of being a megachurch, kind of a huge congregation.

0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.040
<v Speaker 3>We had like a whole band like opening for a

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<v Speaker 3>mega church. Oh absolutely, and we're getting there. I think

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<v Speaker 3>more and more every day. I think they just bought

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<v Speaker 3>a new space and there's a cafe. Of course, there's

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<v Speaker 3>a My pastor was so cool. He described himself as

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<v Speaker 3>a jazz theologian. So he like he has this great

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<v Speaker 3>book about like the intersection of Christ in jazz, and

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<v Speaker 3>I've never seen anything like it. Truly, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of Once again, there's a lot that I miss about church.

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<v Speaker 2>Was your church getting into like dark stuff? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>was it like? No, he kept it light. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>good thing is he kept it light, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean. Good for him. They say he got up there,

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<v Speaker 2>he said be nice.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, God forbid, God forbid, God forbid someone get

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<v Speaker 3>up there and say be nice, be a decent first.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and not your gay little cousin is a free

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. Were they fairly inclusive church?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they were inclusive.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there are a lot of kind of Baptist

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<v Speaker 3>churches and mega churchy churches that are ostensibly inclusive.

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<v Speaker 2>Like right, that's how they get you.

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<v Speaker 3>They never talk about it like you, never kind of

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<v Speaker 3>dig beneath the service.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's how they get you. You know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>look too closely? No, no, just listen to the music

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<v Speaker 2>and move your hands. Yeah, this thing, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like the extent of the dancing that's happening. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like feeling the spirit and they're like yes Lord,

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<v Speaker 3>Yes Lord, Yes, yes Lord Amen, and then just like

0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.400
<v Speaker 3>shuffling back and forth like this. That's a big one.

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly think that's most of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, was there any speaking in tongues? No? But I

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<v Speaker 2>have family members.

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<v Speaker 3>I have an aunt who wants she's not she she's

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<v Speaker 3>a very close family friend. We call her aunt, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and she wants lean over to me and she goes,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I have the gift of tongues. I'm possessed

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<v Speaker 3>of the gift of tongues. And I was like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>that's that's really gaggy, you know what I mean, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A gag Did you dare her to try? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I think she has to be like in the state.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to kind of get into the trance state.

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<v Speaker 2>Otherwise it's gobbledegook. I mean, unless you're in the trance,

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<v Speaker 2>it's nonsense, you know what I mean? And I guess

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<v Speaker 2>that is more like southern church, like Jesus Camp, that

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<v Speaker 2>type of thing where everyone's just I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>you get to that emotional state where you're suddenly just

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<v Speaker 2>ha amout a shubata. But would have maybe we both

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<v Speaker 2>can speak in tongues deep in love.

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<v Speaker 3>It boo, I'm gonna Supit is me trying to order

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<v Speaker 3>sup at a restaurant, but I haven't had any water.

0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:14.359
<v Speaker 3>I'm parched, I'm parched. My mouth is dry. I'm like

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<v Speaker 3>an emch and I'm like, I'm you just want the

0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:21.800
<v Speaker 3>tomato basis. I just want the tomato basil. But I

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<v Speaker 3>can't remember the words. No one can wait. I was

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<v Speaker 3>gonna say something I have to do.

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<v Speaker 2>With speaking in tongues ordering soup. Oh. The snake churches, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>snake churches is a whole other It's kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>different category, kind of a different category. But I did

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<v Speaker 2>watch a little video on the snake church recently. What

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<v Speaker 2>did you learn? I learned that those people are really

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<v Speaker 2>fucking awful of those goddamn snakes. Those people are really mean.

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<v Speaker 2>What did they do to them? They're taking they're taking

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<v Speaker 2>rattlesnakes out of their little They keep them in erriums

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<v Speaker 2>on newspapers. They take them out when it's time to

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<v Speaker 2>like test God or whatever, and they take them out

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<v Speaker 2>and they like step on them and they like throw

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<v Speaker 2>them around and really just kind of put these snakes

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<v Speaker 2>through hell. And then put them back, and so whenever

0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:04.879
<v Speaker 2>one of them gets bit and killed by one of

0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:09.159
<v Speaker 2>these snakes, I'm like, yeah, I mean you were absolutely asking.

0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:12.399
<v Speaker 3>We're begging for it. They're doing crazy things to those snakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me? So what is the point? It

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<v Speaker 2>is like testing God? Like being like, God, you won't

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<v Speaker 2>let the snake bite me, strangest thing in the world, Mama.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, they're like, Okay, we're so protected and blessed

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<v Speaker 2>by God in this.

0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:31.600
<v Speaker 3>Moment, like we're going to prove it to you by

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<v Speaker 3>kind of molesting these rattle snakes. And the rattlesnakes aren't

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<v Speaker 3>going to do anything no matter how much we diddle them,

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<v Speaker 3>like everything's going to be fine because God.

0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Won't let it happen. And then sometimes sometimes God is

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<v Speaker 2>dead and the snake bites the guy and it happens

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<v Speaker 2>all the time, And I guess when that happens, how

0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:55.040
<v Speaker 2>do they move the goalpost? Is it just like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>God decided that.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe there's like a secret or something, or like you

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<v Speaker 3>lose a finger and you're like that finger was temptation.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a temptation finger, and is always rattlesnakes. It's

0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:10.840
<v Speaker 3>always venomous snakes. Whoa, I mean, there's no way they

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<v Speaker 3>use Could you imagine if it was a non venomous snake,

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<v Speaker 3>They're like stamping on a garter snake or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, nothing's going to happen. It has to be

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<v Speaker 2>a rattle snake. Well, that would be my snake church.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to actually test the limits of snakes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you with two terrified ball pythons just like them

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<v Speaker 2>in your hands, whipping them around. Why am I talking

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<v Speaker 2>to you like you're the expert? Please? I think at

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<v Speaker 2>this point I am. I certainly feel like the expert stage.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder, are snakes part of every time you go

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<v Speaker 2>to church or so, like once a month we bring

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<v Speaker 2>out the snake like especial occasion. Yeah, like it's Christmas,

0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:52.040
<v Speaker 2>it's Easter, let's break out the pancake breakfast. I think

0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:54.920
<v Speaker 2>they bring them out a lot. I really think they

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<v Speaker 2>bring them out a lot.

0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:58.360
<v Speaker 3>They're hauling them out all the time. And here's the thing,

0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:00.960
<v Speaker 3>I think snakes do get it used to being handled.

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<v Speaker 3>So if they're bringing these rattlesnakes out constantly, the rattle

0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:05.600
<v Speaker 3>snakes are probably going to be less likely to bite you.

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<v Speaker 2>This again. Yeah, if they.

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<v Speaker 3>Really want to do something crazy, they should get a

0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:12.119
<v Speaker 3>fresh one every time. They should get a rattlesnake, like

0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:16.960
<v Speaker 3>a city rattlesnake. That is like, it's it's violent, it's

0:21:17.000 --> 0:21:21.720
<v Speaker 3>got horrible tendencies, it's socopathic. The other rattlesnake, stay away

0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:24.840
<v Speaker 3>from it. It came out of a toilet. It came

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<v Speaker 3>out of a toilet, and then it loved it so

0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:33.119
<v Speaker 3>much that it went back in. Like that kind of

0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:36.679
<v Speaker 3>a rattle snake. Oh, truly a sewer snake. Get one

0:21:36.720 --> 0:21:39.919
<v Speaker 3>of those and that'll prove to me that kind of

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<v Speaker 3>topic snakes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the I don't know. Religion is so funny and

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<v Speaker 2>so weird. They should do a spider church. I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>if anybody's ever attempted that. Oh, because you dance on

0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:54.159
<v Speaker 2>those spiders that you're gonna burn through spiders. That's a

0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:55.360
<v Speaker 2>big budget for spiders.

0:21:55.600 --> 0:22:02.359
<v Speaker 3>But maybe another dangerous animal, right, like a scorpions box, jellyfish,

0:22:02.960 --> 0:22:07.320
<v Speaker 3>rabbit dog church, rabbit dogs, bring out the rabbit dogs

0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:14.920
<v Speaker 3>dog church, just running through the congregation, nipping at people.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to make a horrible pond. Oh my,

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<v Speaker 2>I a better to make a horrible pond.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, now you have to care instead of fuse their

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<v Speaker 3>pause and I'll never do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say that I never do it again. I can

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<v Speaker 2>wrap up the podcast at any time, so just don't

0:22:29.600 --> 0:22:34.080
<v Speaker 2>push me. But we have invented, so now we should

0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:38.440
<v Speaker 2>be in charge of cars. Yeah, car washers and animal

0:22:38.440 --> 0:22:42.960
<v Speaker 2>themed churches. Animal themed. I think Snake Church is ultimately

0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:43.880
<v Speaker 2>animal themed.

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<v Speaker 3>Mall shops get abandoned all the time, Sure, go out

0:22:50.440 --> 0:22:52.800
<v Speaker 3>of business. Yeah, I would love to see a church

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<v Speaker 3>take over the rain for his cafe.

0:22:56.240 --> 0:22:58.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean, speaking of theme for restaurants, it's all coming together.

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<v Speaker 2>Then it's our coffee take over a rainforest cafe. Perfect.

0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, does Rainforest Cafe still exist? Oh yeah, they're

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:09.520
<v Speaker 2>still probably like dragging themselves at this point.

0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:13.080
<v Speaker 3>No listen, Rainforest Cafe has seen a surge and activity.

0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:15.720
<v Speaker 2>This was a whole news story, like can ironic surge?

0:23:15.800 --> 0:23:16.520
<v Speaker 2>I think so true?

0:23:16.600 --> 0:23:20.120
<v Speaker 3>Like gen Z actually, really we love a themed restaurant

0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:23.480
<v Speaker 3>and so everyone kind of wants that Kitschi fun experience

0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:25.399
<v Speaker 3>of going to the Rainforest Cafe all of a sudden

0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:26.760
<v Speaker 3>and it was on its last.

0:23:26.600 --> 0:23:29.679
<v Speaker 2>Legs, which was super air. Then gen Z like stabbed

0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:32.439
<v Speaker 2>adrenaline into its heart and it's alive again. There's a

0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:35.919
<v Speaker 2>video online of this guy going to every rainforest cafe

0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:39.679
<v Speaker 2>in America. He visits every single one, all two of them.

0:23:40.160 --> 0:23:42.320
<v Speaker 2>There's so many, there's so many more than you think.

0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:45.800
<v Speaker 3>You keep besmirching them, and they're actually a very powerful organization,

0:23:45.880 --> 0:23:48.000
<v Speaker 3>so I would really watch it. And he goes to

0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:54.360
<v Speaker 3>everyone of the numerous beautiful rainforest cafes immaculates eating their

0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:58.240
<v Speaker 3>menu is crazy. Everything is like tropical cage in pasta

0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:03.760
<v Speaker 3>of course, and and like gorilla cheesecake, and it's just

0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:07.040
<v Speaker 3>stuff you might find in a diner, but with like

0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:10.639
<v Speaker 3>rain in front of it. And he eats that and

0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:14.200
<v Speaker 3>he starts to get so like sick and weird from

0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:20.080
<v Speaker 3>drinking nothing but mango dackies and eating like cowabunga meatballs

0:24:20.200 --> 0:24:26.560
<v Speaker 3>or whatever they're called, dynamite steak the wet dirt.

0:24:26.760 --> 0:24:29.600
<v Speaker 2>And he documented the whole thing, hmm, but probably over

0:24:29.640 --> 0:24:33.680
<v Speaker 2>TikTok or something YouTube. It's actually really beautiful the way

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:34.639
<v Speaker 2>he edits it. Really.

0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:37.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he goes to this very emotional journey. He goes

0:24:37.920 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 3>with his friend. His car breaks down at one point

0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:43.440
<v Speaker 3>and it's just kind of it's a beautiful narrative toured

0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:46.520
<v Speaker 3>through the told through the lens of a Rainforest Cafe.

0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:49.720
<v Speaker 3>Rainforest Cafe is really just the vehicle for him to

0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:53.080
<v Speaker 3>create what I might describe as a novella of the

0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:57.000
<v Speaker 3>suffering of man and kind of a love letter to

0:24:57.840 --> 0:24:58.840
<v Speaker 3>classic Americana.

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Losing my mind. Oh my god, I've spilled my drink

0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:04.520
<v Speaker 2>on Alas, I'm having a hard day. Do we have

0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:10.720
<v Speaker 2>a napkin in the house? In a napkin? Please? It's

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:13.760
<v Speaker 2>filthy in here. I'm having a very hard time talking

0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:16.720
<v Speaker 2>about Rainforest I'm I'm just realizing now that I've been

0:25:16.800 --> 0:25:18.680
<v Speaker 2>hunched over this entire time. Have you really I think,

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:22.359
<v Speaker 2>from from my viewpoint, you've had excellent poshing. Now what

0:25:22.400 --> 0:25:27.400
<v Speaker 2>am I doing? I think the Mico? Yeah, you're fucked up?

0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, On Alice, this podcast has taken a real

0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:37.440
<v Speaker 2>violent turn. I've spilled my coffee. I'm a disaster. Wow,

0:25:37.480 --> 0:25:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I need to see this Rainforest Cafe video series. They're

0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:43.400
<v Speaker 2>kind of the last themed restaurant. Oh yeah, lasted all

0:25:43.440 --> 0:25:45.760
<v Speaker 2>of them? Oh my god? Did they? Oh no, the

0:25:45.840 --> 0:25:48.520
<v Speaker 2>cheesecake Factory. That's not a theme. What are you talking?

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:51.080
<v Speaker 2>Is cheesecake themes? Or it's factory theme.

0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:54.639
<v Speaker 3>The theme is Ancient Egypt, and the theme is Ancient Egypt.

0:25:54.640 --> 0:25:57.600
<v Speaker 3>It is you go down into a cheesecake factory and

0:25:57.600 --> 0:26:04.000
<v Speaker 3>it looks like like an ancient Babylonian tomb. It's dimly lit, beautiful, beautiful,

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 3>stunning sconces everywhere. And let me tell you something about

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:08.560
<v Speaker 3>the cheesy fact. What let me tell you about the

0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 3>cheesy fact. The food there every time I go, and

0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:14.040
<v Speaker 3>I go pretty often is never.

0:26:14.200 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Bad at worst. At worst, it's only fine, yes, but

0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:20.399
<v Speaker 2>it's never bad. That's very true. Yeah, they kind of, like,

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:22.959
<v Speaker 2>I feel like, they kind of pride themselves on making

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 2>absolutely fine food. Yeah, like you like you won't be like,

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:30.280
<v Speaker 2>you won't complain about your meal, of course not, which

0:26:30.320 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 2>is more than a lot of franchise. It's not franchise,

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:35.879
<v Speaker 2>but chain restaurants can say I think so, And I

0:26:36.000 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 2>like how they have stuff that's just called like Asian salad.

0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Of course it's just means nothing. It means absolutely nothing.

0:26:45.119 --> 0:26:47.439
<v Speaker 2>They're just like Asian salad. It might as well be

0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Calabunga salad.

0:26:48.960 --> 0:26:52.119
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely it might be. But it's classier because there are

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:53.440
<v Speaker 3>no animals in there.

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:56.199
<v Speaker 2>Which on cheesecake factory going to the gallery or the

0:26:56.200 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 2>Americana Factory, the Grove Factory.

0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 3>I prefer the Grove because there's something so romantic about

0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:05.840
<v Speaker 3>being seated on the terrace on the upper level and

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:09.399
<v Speaker 3>you like overlook the grove and you can kind of

0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:14.399
<v Speaker 3>see this veneer of Tuscany melt away because right behind

0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 3>it is the parking garage and the Nike store and

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 3>you're just kind of watching the world go by beneath you.

0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Or sometimes they.

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:26.200
<v Speaker 3>Sit you in in the interior balcony that overlooks the amc.

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh even more beautiful, the smell of popcorn wafting up,

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:33.960
<v Speaker 2>the smell of popcorn floor whatever else wafting up into

0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:36.560
<v Speaker 2>your face. But no, it is really beautiful.

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:38.080
<v Speaker 3>I think it is one of the top ten most

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:40.479
<v Speaker 3>romantic dining locations in Los Angeles.

0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:44.240
<v Speaker 2>Riding that escalator up, it's so big, it's there was

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:47.040
<v Speaker 2>no need to put an escalator. It feels like going

0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 2>down to the subway in Washington, DC or something. It's

0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:54.160
<v Speaker 2>like so long and I think kind of skinny.

0:27:54.560 --> 0:28:00.919
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, absolutely cannot stand abreast, cannot past somebody on

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:03.399
<v Speaker 3>that escalator. You know, it's crazy there's an upscalator, But no,

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:05.920
<v Speaker 3>there's no downscalator. Oh interesting, you have to either take

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 3>that down stairs down or I wonder what the thinking

0:28:09.240 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 3>was behind that, or actually.

0:28:11.000 --> 0:28:12.959
<v Speaker 2>I could be totally wrong. I could be making that up.

0:28:13.200 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 2>It seems right, do you think, Yeah, I'm like picturing

0:28:16.119 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 2>it now. I think you get to ride up. But

0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:22.000
<v Speaker 2>afterward your your screw. You wanted to say fucked. Why

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:25.840
<v Speaker 2>didn't you more to keep this jumping back out? That's crazy.

0:28:26.400 --> 0:28:29.160
<v Speaker 2>You literally were about to say fucked and you stopped yourself.

0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 2>This is a church podcast. Person foremost, I always am

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 2>surprised by when this podcast is listed as explicit. What

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 2>are we talking about? Parental advisory? Wait, there's a there's

0:28:46.280 --> 0:28:49.040
<v Speaker 2>a bent like put a little a little E next

0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 2>to every episode for it, like this is like a

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:55.360
<v Speaker 2>doctor tree out.

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:59.040
<v Speaker 3>I did notice that I looked at Hannah Pilcaus's episode

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:00.400
<v Speaker 3>and there wasn't E, and I was like, she was

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 3>probably great.

0:29:01.080 --> 0:29:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Did they get into it? Like I have no idea,

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 2>just filth, absolute filth. Well, I will you know something

0:29:08.080 --> 0:29:13.560
<v Speaker 2>that is disgusting I will say on this podcast. Still again,

0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna be happy about this because I'm not finny.

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 2>The podcast is called I said no gifts. Yeah, I

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:22.560
<v Speaker 2>was looking forward to you coming today. Okay, I thought,

0:29:22.600 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 2>Finny'll come, We'll have a great time. I'll pitch some

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:28.920
<v Speaker 2>of my car ideas. Maybe he'll take them out into

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:32.400
<v Speaker 2>the world and we'll, you know, spread spread this information

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:35.600
<v Speaker 2>and have a wonderful time. So it's a little surprised,

0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:40.480
<v Speaker 2>and I will also say a little delighted when you

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:45.240
<v Speaker 2>came into the studio holding what is not only a gift,

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:49.120
<v Speaker 2>but a beautifully wrapped gift. Yeah, I'm so sorry. That

0:29:49.160 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 2>was my mistake.

0:29:50.240 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm as mad as you are. I may be

0:29:53.520 --> 0:29:54.719
<v Speaker 3>more than you are.

0:29:56.400 --> 0:29:58.440
<v Speaker 2>You're shaking, physically shaking. I'm shaking.

0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:01.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do something crazy after this. I'm gonna do

0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:02.960
<v Speaker 3>something crazy. I don't know what it is yet, but

0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 3>it's not gonna be legal. And I'm so mad.

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I can't. You're casting a wide net with behavior just

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:11.800
<v Speaker 2>saying it may not be legal. Yeah, I'm going to

0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 2>do something crazy, But you brought this lovely little Uh.

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:19.640
<v Speaker 2>It's in a small box wrapped in kind of a

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 2>newspaper or a coupon section.

0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:24.320
<v Speaker 2>I get a lot of coupon mailers. I get a

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:25.840
<v Speaker 2>lot of coupon mailers and then it has a little

0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 2>piece of origami on top.

0:30:27.200 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 3>I had to watch a tutorial on how to make

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 3>that crane. And let me say the guy was insufferable.

0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Shock.

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 3>The guy was insufferable. So he'd be like, and now

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:39.600
<v Speaker 3>folded down to make the legs, okay, he said, And

0:30:39.640 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 3>now make a leg fold. He'd be like, and now

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:44.560
<v Speaker 3>we're making a belly fold in a mountain fold? Were

0:30:44.560 --> 0:30:47.320
<v Speaker 3>you supposed to shut up until say fold in half?

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:50.080
<v Speaker 3>Stop talking about bellies and mountains and legs.

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 2>If anybody knows Hamburger hot dog folding, Yeah, that's what

0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:55.240
<v Speaker 2>I can say.

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.680
<v Speaker 3>Paddy Wiener, Paddy Wiener, and I'll figure it out. Don't

0:30:57.680 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 3>say mountain and belly anyway, I made the beautiful grain.

0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:04.240
<v Speaker 2>It's gorgeous. Right when the last time you did orgami? Oh,

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:11.160
<v Speaker 2>it's probably been days. I used to love me orgami frogs.

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:12.560
<v Speaker 3>I used to be this b in Chicago where I

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 3>would fold a bunch of orgon me frogs and I

0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 3>would be this man who's addicted to or gammy frogs

0:31:17.600 --> 0:31:20.080
<v Speaker 3>and I would throw them at the audience cranes.

0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't make as much. They're less functional, I would say, no,

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 2>they're not functional at all, but they are elegant. They

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:28.200
<v Speaker 2>are so elegant, delicate.

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 3>And I wrapped this gift and just the box looked

0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 3>bald to me, right, nude in a way that wasn't tasteful,

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 3>kind of nude in an acrid, dangerous way. And so

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:43.240
<v Speaker 3>I topped it with a crane, and then I thought

0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 3>I would level some curly cues.

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Curly cues were done gorgeously. This is not the scissor,

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:50.479
<v Speaker 2>I imagine. No, no, and you know what it is,

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 2>because the newsprint isn't strong enough for the scissor. Oh,

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:55.000
<v Speaker 2>that makes sense. So I tried. What I did is

0:31:55.040 --> 0:31:56.200
<v Speaker 2>I wrapped him around a pencil.

0:31:56.320 --> 0:32:03.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, Yeah, I wrapped it with a pencil through

0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 3>marinated them, threw them in a freezer, and you can

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 3>grill those up whenever you want. They're gonna be absolutely delicious.

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah wow, with a water. I've never heard this before.

0:32:13.800 --> 0:32:17.959
<v Speaker 2>It's so tasteful. Thank you so much. Okay, well should

0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:23.240
<v Speaker 2>I open it? Yeah, if you dare, I'm trying to

0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 2>be very careful with so poorly. May just throw in

0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 2>the trash the breast of the crane. Oh my god,

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 2>you're all over the place. The rude. I threw it

0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 2>on the floor and that was rude. But it flew

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:39.239
<v Speaker 2>kind of nice, did it. Let's try that again. It

0:32:39.280 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 2>doesn't fall immediately to the floor. Yeah, well, as cranes do,

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 2>as cranes do. Okay, we'll put it there on the table. Oh,

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:50.640
<v Speaker 2>you're not going to name it. Oh it's its name

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:52.920
<v Speaker 2>is David. Perfect. There we go. So man, now we

0:32:53.000 --> 0:32:56.640
<v Speaker 2>have that business. Excuse me, No, this is a woman.

0:32:56.720 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 2>I think it's a woman. Yeah, it's a lady crane David. Now,

0:33:00.440 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be careful with these coupons. There might be

0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 2>a money saving coupon and here that I think it's

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>mostly for alcohol or like closet shelves or something. I

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:11.880
<v Speaker 2>feel like those are always in these now really closet organizers. Yeah,

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 2>closet organ one of those. My closet looks insane. Fifty.

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I have silverfish. I haven't seen a silverfish, but I'm

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:19.840
<v Speaker 2>just terrified that I'm going to get them. If you

0:33:19.880 --> 0:33:22.240
<v Speaker 2>have silverfish, that's gonna be a low day for you.

0:33:22.880 --> 0:33:25.239
<v Speaker 2>You'll think what am I doing? You? You know? But

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I just feel like when you find a bug in

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:32.000
<v Speaker 2>your house. Oh, it's just like what am I doing wrong? Yeah,

0:33:32.080 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm dirty. I'm dirty. Okay, I do want to look

0:33:35.120 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 2>at what coupons we've got here. I'm not even looking

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 2>at the gift. Oh okay, don't worry about Oh okay,

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 2>we're putting that behind for a moment. I'm getting some

0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 2>sort of steak, eight free burghers from somebody, and you

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 2>need them. Look at that. Just a giant piece of

0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 2>raw meat. I don't know what it is. It's not raw,

0:33:53.480 --> 0:33:57.520
<v Speaker 2>it's certainly. Oh it's bacon wrapped, and then it has

0:33:57.520 --> 0:34:00.480
<v Speaker 2>some sort of pomegranate on top or something from how

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:03.480
<v Speaker 2>did you say bacon wrapped like that? Bacon rap? It's

0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:07.880
<v Speaker 2>bacon wrapped. How am I supposed to say it? I

0:34:07.880 --> 0:34:19.160
<v Speaker 2>don't know, bacon wrapped. It's bacon wrapped. Liza Minelli. Okay, well,

0:34:20.080 --> 0:34:23.919
<v Speaker 2>tomato tomato. But okay, I've got eight free burgers coming

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 2>my way. Some sort of air conditioner or something, water purifier?

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, fifty percent off organize your home? What did

0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:34.839
<v Speaker 2>I tell you? Oh my god, there it is. This

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 2>is the curse of the modern circular god. I wish

0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:39.200
<v Speaker 2>I had a closet like that. Oh can you imagine?

0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 2>This is like American psycho suit. This is essentially the

0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 2>car wash we were talking about. It really is.

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:46.600
<v Speaker 3>No, that's the color scheme and everything Beije gray. The

0:34:46.680 --> 0:34:48.200
<v Speaker 3>soap is pine tar.

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:52.560
<v Speaker 2>And fifty percent off of something I'll never know. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a shame. Okay, now I've put the gift behind my computer.

0:34:55.560 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm pulling is it's tea? Right? This is glazed lemon

0:35:01.120 --> 0:35:03.839
<v Speaker 2>loaf tea. You are not the first person to bring

0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:08.000
<v Speaker 2>this on the podcast, the same this exact and I

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:10.479
<v Speaker 2>wonder who else brought the tea. This was a couple

0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 2>of years ago, Alison Rosen, I don't know who that.

0:35:14.200 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 2>That's well, tell me why you brought this. This is

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:21.279
<v Speaker 2>so fascinating. Yeah, well, I think it's delicious. It's so good.

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 2>I think it's the best tea.

0:35:23.200 --> 0:35:25.600
<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing, I think a lot of products that

0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:28.759
<v Speaker 3>are flavored like baked goods are kind of a waste

0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:31.440
<v Speaker 3>of time, right, because a pizza flavored thing isn't flavored

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:31.960
<v Speaker 3>like a pizza.

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 2>Now, it's like garlic to an onion, garlic whatever.

0:35:35.640 --> 0:35:40.000
<v Speaker 3>This tastes Willy Wonka style as if you're eating glazed

0:35:40.080 --> 0:35:43.960
<v Speaker 3>lemon loaf. It's delicious and it was on sale to

0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:46.280
<v Speaker 3>for one. Oh my gosh, I have one for myself.

0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 3>Good first, and what I'm hoping you do is text

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:49.680
<v Speaker 3>me when you make a cup, and I'll make a

0:35:49.719 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 3>cup at the same time.

0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:52.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh, and we'll kind of synchronize.

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:54.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, kind of like those lamps, like when you're in

0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:56.440
<v Speaker 3>a long distance relationship, like you touch one and it

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 3>lights up.

0:35:57.440 --> 0:36:02.239
<v Speaker 2>I haven't heard about this. That sounds so irritated. No

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:05.280
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't. It sounds like the behavior of a controlling partner.

0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 2>What you just see it like blinking a bunch because

0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.399
<v Speaker 2>the tapping constantly. The lamp turns red when you don't

0:36:10.400 --> 0:36:14.720
<v Speaker 2>touch it within three minutes. Think of me, me actively cheating,

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:18.720
<v Speaker 2>touching the lamp while it's happening in in a moment

0:36:18.760 --> 0:36:23.560
<v Speaker 2>of ecstasy, the other person kicking their legs touching the

0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:24.879
<v Speaker 2>lamp on in New York.

0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:36:26.160 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's really good tea. But obviously you've had it

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:30.640
<v Speaker 2>at this point. I but we have to talk about

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.160
<v Speaker 2>it because you bring up a good point about a

0:36:33.160 --> 0:36:37.760
<v Speaker 2>lot of especially I think Oreo is currently our biggest offender.

0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh pisses me off. It makes me so mad.

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:44.399
<v Speaker 3>Oreo flavored is chocolate and maybe vanilla or whatever their

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 3>icing is flavored, it's not the Oreo.

0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 2>A lot of it is the texture. It's texture, it

0:36:49.320 --> 0:36:52.600
<v Speaker 2>tastes like it doesn't taste like chocolate. I mean, okay,

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:54.760
<v Speaker 2>this is let's just put it all on the table.

0:36:54.760 --> 0:36:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Because this is a complicated issue and the cities on

0:36:57.360 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 2>the table, we have to be sensitive about how we

0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:03.680
<v Speaker 2>talk about it. Oreos. I love an original Oreo absolutely,

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:07.319
<v Speaker 2>but now and we've talked about this. I think we've

0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 2>all talked about this because this is what Oreo wants ultimately,

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 2>is to shock and just try to get our attention

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:17.840
<v Speaker 2>in any way possible by putting whatever disgusting cream flavor

0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 2>into the middle of the Oreo is possible.

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:22.400
<v Speaker 3>Maybe we're a little different because this. I don't mind,

0:37:22.560 --> 0:37:24.600
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. I don't mind innovation. I

0:37:24.640 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 3>actually yearn for it.

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:27.239
<v Speaker 2>I think Oreo being the.

0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:30.200
<v Speaker 3>Taco Bell of cookies is kind of It means they're

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:32.320
<v Speaker 3>forward thinking and they're willing to push the boundary.

0:37:32.600 --> 0:37:36.680
<v Speaker 2>I think that's great. What I can't stand is when

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:39.480
<v Speaker 2>something is Oreo flavored. But like so much of an

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Oreo is the spirits of seeing the like the runes

0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:46.279
<v Speaker 2>on the Oreo. Oh and it is a run the

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:49.359
<v Speaker 2>mysterious is a medallion or a rune that could open

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:51.879
<v Speaker 2>a portal. It's whatever's on there. I don't know. It's

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 2>the one thing conspiracy theorists just have not latched on.

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Come you imagine twisting that and it starts to glow.

0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:00.680
<v Speaker 2>You put them at the like five points of a

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:05.600
<v Speaker 2>star and something insane happens, like the milk you're about

0:38:05.600 --> 0:38:10.440
<v Speaker 2>to dip it in becomes a whirlpool, storm clouds gather. Wow,

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 2>this is an Oreo commercial. Yeah, they should do that. Okay,

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:15.719
<v Speaker 2>Now we have to kind of just remind Oreo that

0:38:15.760 --> 0:38:18.960
<v Speaker 2>we've created this and the money should be just to

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:22.319
<v Speaker 2>where to write that to send the check. Absolutely, Okay.

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 2>So you don't like the Oreo flavor in a thing, No,

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:26.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't, But I like the fact that Oreo is

0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:30.279
<v Speaker 2>now like, here's nacho cheese flavor Oreo. They didn't do that.

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:34.440
<v Speaker 2>You're being hyperbolic. You're being hyperbolic.

0:38:34.480 --> 0:38:38.319
<v Speaker 3>They make like Lady Gaga chromatical oreos, which I don't

0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:39.279
<v Speaker 3>even know what those are.

0:38:39.480 --> 0:38:42.000
<v Speaker 2>I think those are just like vanilla with sprinkles probably,

0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 2>but they do really like a sour patch kids Oreo,

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:47.600
<v Speaker 2>which is one of the most disgusting foods I've ever

0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:51.960
<v Speaker 2>put in my mouth. It is revolted a sour Patch kid. No,

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:56.239
<v Speaker 2>a sour Patch kid oreo? Oh bro, why did you

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:59.040
<v Speaker 2>eat that? That's crazy because it was there.

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:04.360
<v Speaker 3>I think really, fruity sour flavors are not meant to

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:05.799
<v Speaker 3>be in any kind of baked good.

0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:08.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I think it's crazy. It's two worlds that were

0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:12.080
<v Speaker 2>never meant to cross paths. Wait, which sower Patch kids

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:14.399
<v Speaker 2>like different fruits? Like different? I mean, first of all,

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:17.520
<v Speaker 2>that's the beginning of the problem, because like there's the red,

0:39:17.560 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 2>the yellow, the green, the orange. No one likes the

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:23.799
<v Speaker 2>green or the yellow. Is the green apple? I think

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 2>it's lime and lime artificial flavor. You've got to be

0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:27.280
<v Speaker 2>very careful.

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:30.640
<v Speaker 3>Well, I could see like a key lime oreo, you know,

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:32.840
<v Speaker 3>vanilla cookies and a lime interior.

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:36.359
<v Speaker 2>But you're all over the place here because the key

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:38.480
<v Speaker 2>lime oreo. And we're talking about the flavors of the

0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:41.160
<v Speaker 2>sour Patch kids, the sour Patch kids.

0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:44.520
<v Speaker 3>If I took the lime sower Patch kid, and I

0:39:44.560 --> 0:39:47.799
<v Speaker 3>created a kind of gestreak, Okay, sure, I created a

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:51.600
<v Speaker 3>gas streak erb er blanc from its viscera, and I

0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:55.200
<v Speaker 3>made a cream and I put it between two Crispy

0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:58.040
<v Speaker 3>Vanilla cookies. I think it would be delicious.

0:39:58.320 --> 0:40:00.040
<v Speaker 2>But see, I think this is the problem with this

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:02.720
<v Speaker 2>particular cookie, because I don't think sour Patch kids ever

0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:06.520
<v Speaker 2>really wants to name what their flavors are, because on

0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:09.040
<v Speaker 2>the bag, I don't think it tells you like cherry orange,

0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:11.680
<v Speaker 2>lemon lime. It's just it's the name of the children. Yes,

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:18.520
<v Speaker 2>it's like the different children's names. Samantha, Christie, pass me

0:40:18.600 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 2>a Christy. Samantha's gross. What are the other two names? Oh,

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 2>they have to be boys. Yeah, you've got crazy it

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:30.400
<v Speaker 2>you name this. I already named that. David oh oh

0:40:30.640 --> 0:40:32.120
<v Speaker 2>oh wait, who was Oh?

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:33.759
<v Speaker 3>Well, his name is David too. I was gonna say,

0:40:33.760 --> 0:40:35.319
<v Speaker 3>who's the badass kid from that book?

0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 2>What was like? No David? Oh? Oh? Ramona Ramona Ramona

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 2>from the book series.

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Henry also from the same book series. And maybe what's

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:47.759
<v Speaker 3>another man's name?

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Ikabod Ichabod, Yeah, Ikobod, Christie Samantha, Yeah, I think I

0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 2>already forgot the other name you gave. It actually doesn't

0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 2>matter what was it, but I'd like to assign these

0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:01.279
<v Speaker 2>two colors. People can start spreading.

0:41:00.960 --> 0:41:05.799
<v Speaker 3>The word Christy Samantha Vinnie Vinnie.

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you get to pick what color you are red, okay,

0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:14.720
<v Speaker 2>oh wow, spoiled. Okay. I think orange is Christie. Orange

0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:18.680
<v Speaker 2>is Christy. Yeah, yellow ichabod kind of a sickly kind

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:24.439
<v Speaker 2>of icky like thickabod and io Samantha is now green. Yeah.

0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:26.080
<v Speaker 2>So let's kind of trying to get the word out

0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:28.839
<v Speaker 2>about that. I think, So, what did they do? What

0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 2>do they do professionally? Yeah? What as a group do

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:35.360
<v Speaker 2>they do something? They? I think they're an ad sales.

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 2>It's like, okay, I was thinking more along the lines

0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 2>of solve mysteries. You're you're thinking of like a mad

0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:48.280
<v Speaker 2>men's situation. They smoke, they drink, and there's the children.

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:51.080
<v Speaker 2>They are children, but they're bad. You know, they're sour.

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 2>I forgot about the kids element. Yeah, yeah, that's interesting.

0:41:55.880 --> 0:41:58.320
<v Speaker 2>You would love a sour patcha adult sour patch adults.

0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:02.520
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if they've ever tried that patchman, I don't know,

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:07.839
<v Speaker 2>maybe they should. And it's huge, they're full size. I

0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:09.840
<v Speaker 2>guess a sour patch adult probably would need to be

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:12.480
<v Speaker 2>like four or five inches tall, I think, because you

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:14.600
<v Speaker 2>can't just have it be the same size as the children.

0:42:14.680 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 2>But then if it's four or five inches tall, then

0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:20.319
<v Speaker 2>the kid starts to look like an embryo. Okay, so

0:42:20.520 --> 0:42:23.120
<v Speaker 2>smaller for the adult maybe yees. So it's probably two

0:42:23.160 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 2>inches tall, two inches tall for the adult. But it

0:42:26.560 --> 0:42:29.080
<v Speaker 2>has to be demse it's gotta be thick. It don't

0:42:29.120 --> 0:42:34.080
<v Speaker 2>has to be two inches tall, but way half abound disgusting,

0:42:34.400 --> 0:42:40.839
<v Speaker 2>no beautiful, but okay, okay, I agree the lime flavored oreo,

0:42:40.920 --> 0:42:43.560
<v Speaker 2>but then it's just gotta be a lime Actually, I

0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:45.720
<v Speaker 2>think they do have a key lime oreo. To be honest,

0:42:45.880 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 2>it's not a sour patch. I think. I think it

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:50.120
<v Speaker 2>sounds good. I like the risks they take. I think

0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 2>it's a bad move. I think it's a bad look

0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:58.520
<v Speaker 2>for Nabisco. Oh my god. They and I also don't

0:42:58.600 --> 0:43:00.720
<v Speaker 2>under I have to imagine it's bad for the environment.

0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm switching up the flavors all the time.

0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:05.080
<v Speaker 3>I think it is, aren't they taking all the diet

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:10.120
<v Speaker 3>of everything. Robert Kennedy and his.

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:13.320
<v Speaker 2>His little tea dying crusade. Every crusade from him is

0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 2>a dying crusade because of the way he sounds. He is.

0:43:18.000 --> 0:43:21.840
<v Speaker 2>It's terrifying and hopefully other things, Uh, there's he's croaking,

0:43:22.080 --> 0:43:25.279
<v Speaker 2>he's tan. Yeah, he's lifting weights and.

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 3>He's crazy, he's fucking do you know what I mean?

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 3>Like that man is pulling, he's cheating on his wife

0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:35.160
<v Speaker 3>every five minutes with some angenoux.

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:38.000
<v Speaker 2>And no one, no one that's involved in this other

0:43:38.080 --> 0:43:41.640
<v Speaker 2>than him, is enjoying it. No, no, look, you're giving

0:43:41.640 --> 0:43:43.520
<v Speaker 2>everyone the benefit of the doubt here. I think some

0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:46.399
<v Speaker 2>of the like these women are falling in love with him,

0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:48.600
<v Speaker 2>and it must be like having sex with a honey

0:43:48.600 --> 0:43:52.399
<v Speaker 2>baked ham. I truly, it's generous. You think a honey

0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:56.840
<v Speaker 2>bake ham has moisture. Robert F. Kennedy is a moist man.

0:43:57.000 --> 0:43:58.279
<v Speaker 2>There's no way.

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:00.560
<v Speaker 3>I never looked at him and thought he looks dry.

0:44:00.880 --> 0:44:03.280
<v Speaker 3>I think he's covered in a film at every turn,

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:05.919
<v Speaker 3>like a honey baked If.

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:08.720
<v Speaker 2>He has any level of moisture, it's like a dusty

0:44:08.840 --> 0:44:13.200
<v Speaker 2>can of peaches. Do you like find like rolling across

0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:20.320
<v Speaker 2>a splooshe from holes for some reason that I'm sorry,

0:44:20.400 --> 0:44:25.280
<v Speaker 2>But if I'm standing by him being dry as a bone, okay,

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 2>it's a real jerky element.

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 3>I think he's covered in a kind of tacky glaze.

0:44:32.520 --> 0:44:35.799
<v Speaker 3>I think the same way like hippopotamus is sweat, kind

0:44:35.800 --> 0:44:37.000
<v Speaker 3>of a waxy film.

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 2>I think that's what happens. And sure, on the inside

0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 2>he might be dry and maybe even creaky, but on

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:47.959
<v Speaker 2>the outside covered in a thin glaze. I think at

0:44:48.000 --> 0:44:51.880
<v Speaker 2>the at least his mouth is bone dry. Oh. Absolutely,

0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:54.520
<v Speaker 2>the tongue is furry, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

0:44:54.960 --> 0:45:01.440
<v Speaker 2>That mouth just ash, absolute cigarette, just like sandpaper. You

0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:06.000
<v Speaker 2>kiss him and your lips are smooth. Immediately afterwards, he

0:45:06.120 --> 0:45:09.600
<v Speaker 2>sucks some moisture out of you completely. Yeah, but I

0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:12.960
<v Speaker 2>feel like these women that he's cheating with. Yeah, enter

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:15.680
<v Speaker 2>the situation thinking this is gonna be great. Absolutely, but

0:45:15.719 --> 0:45:18.759
<v Speaker 2>then it's, of course it's terrible. No, of course it is.

0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:21.080
<v Speaker 3>Every time I see him working out, I'm like, when

0:45:21.120 --> 0:45:24.480
<v Speaker 3>that man sleeps with you, he must heave, do you

0:45:24.520 --> 0:45:26.080
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean? Like, it's a it's a kind

0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:28.600
<v Speaker 3>of heaving experience.

0:45:29.080 --> 0:45:30.520
<v Speaker 2>You're getting dust blown in your face.

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:33.360
<v Speaker 3>You're getting dust blown in your face, You're trapped underneath.

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:37.600
<v Speaker 3>He's probably red as a cherry tomato right the blood.

0:45:37.320 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 2>His eyes are popping out of his head. But yeah,

0:45:39.600 --> 0:45:42.239
<v Speaker 2>eyes popping out of the head, bleeding on the in

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:50.880
<v Speaker 2>the corners. Has somebody like flying through a windshield. Yeah,

0:45:50.920 --> 0:45:58.320
<v Speaker 2>his legs broken and backwards and bent. His nipples grating

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:10.480
<v Speaker 2>nipples like thumb tacks. We're earning the explicit podcast nipples

0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:15.560
<v Speaker 2>like thumbtack, just forcing people to imagine r FK in

0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:20.280
<v Speaker 2>this situation. Our FK reach out. We need to answers

0:46:20.320 --> 0:46:25.520
<v Speaker 2>to these questions. Maloney flash, there's he looks so much

0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:29.839
<v Speaker 2>like a cured meat product to me. Yeah, and then

0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:36.240
<v Speaker 2>Cheryl stands by him. Oh, brother, Cheryl, Cheryl, she's another one.

0:46:37.239 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh brother, she's another one.

0:46:39.080 --> 0:46:41.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand when people are married to absolute freaks

0:46:41.360 --> 0:46:43.919
<v Speaker 3>and they act like nothing is you know what I mean.

0:46:43.920 --> 0:46:46.960
<v Speaker 2>It's just like just looking completely the other wise. How

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:48.200
<v Speaker 2>do you go to a party and look someone in

0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:50.880
<v Speaker 2>the eye. I can't imagine. I'd be so embarrassed to

0:46:51.320 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 2>even text a friend, yeah them knowing this is your partner.

0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I would. I would just have to stay at

0:46:58.000 --> 0:46:59.640
<v Speaker 2>home the rest of my life. And do you think

0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:02.640
<v Speaker 2>it would be worth it after we've well, we've just

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 2>described absolutely we now know why Cheryl's still in it. Yeah,

0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 2>free meat, free meat meat for Cheryl. I wonder if

0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I would love to know, like, because I'm sure at

0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:24.000
<v Speaker 2>least in the past they would go to parties with

0:47:24.160 --> 0:47:27.240
<v Speaker 2>what I would assume our normal people, and I'm sure

0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:30.600
<v Speaker 2>every time he made a complete asshole of himself in conversation.

0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:33.319
<v Speaker 2>And what are those cars? Because I also assume at

0:47:33.360 --> 0:47:37.160
<v Speaker 2>some point she wasn't totally lost, which I feel like

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:40.120
<v Speaker 2>she's lost at this point. I also am kind of

0:47:40.120 --> 0:47:42.719
<v Speaker 2>conflating her with her character on herby your enthusiasm, who's

0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:46.560
<v Speaker 2>so common sense? I's a mistake, Yeah, but I wonder

0:47:46.600 --> 0:47:50.000
<v Speaker 2>what those car rides home were like. They're probably like this. Well,

0:47:55.640 --> 0:47:59.120
<v Speaker 2>and that's him talking about his day and neither of

0:47:59.160 --> 0:48:04.920
<v Speaker 2>them can hear each other over him blasting arrowspid. I

0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:06.360
<v Speaker 2>think that's probably what it was.

0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:10.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's him ramming his feet Fred Flintstone style through

0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:13.239
<v Speaker 3>the bottom of the car and insisting he's gonna run

0:48:13.280 --> 0:48:17.439
<v Speaker 3>at home because real men don't let anyone carry them

0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:23.400
<v Speaker 3>or anything. And then he's talking about how Jewish people

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:28.560
<v Speaker 3>are creating acid rain and black people are addicted to it.

0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 3>And then he's talking about how fluoride is actually poisoned

0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:36.200
<v Speaker 3>from the eye of a giant and she's eating it

0:48:36.280 --> 0:48:38.800
<v Speaker 3>up at every turn because he thinks he's so beautiful

0:48:39.719 --> 0:48:41.880
<v Speaker 3>kind of like a contemporary.

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Sculpture, tears rolling down her face, just joy. Yeah, just

0:48:46.040 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 2>hand on the window looking out. How did I find

0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:50.480
<v Speaker 2>this guy? Or maybe she's part of it? She might

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:52.920
<v Speaker 2>be part I mean when you stick around in a

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:56.600
<v Speaker 2>marriage like that, questions have to be asked. Yeah, sticking

0:48:56.640 --> 0:48:59.640
<v Speaker 2>around because physically he's sticky. He's just he probably is

0:48:59.680 --> 0:49:03.840
<v Speaker 2>sticking man. Yeah, maybe not moist, but sticky. Yeah. I

0:49:03.840 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 2>will say I just made it. I made a mistake.

0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:08.440
<v Speaker 3>We kind of I thought once you unwrap this gift

0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:11.600
<v Speaker 3>that you were starting to wrap up the presentation, and

0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 3>so I was starting like the presentation the podcast.

0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:16.880
<v Speaker 2>I shut down the power point yeah.

0:49:16.800 --> 0:49:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I was starting to hug away a little bit,

0:49:18.960 --> 0:49:20.840
<v Speaker 3>and then I was like talking about Robert F. Kennedy,

0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:23.200
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh, surely I keep talking about

0:49:23.239 --> 0:49:25.440
<v Speaker 3>Robert Kennedy, but he doesn't want to because he unwrapped

0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:27.680
<v Speaker 3>the gift, and therefore the podcast is wrapping up.

0:49:28.040 --> 0:49:30.200
<v Speaker 2>No, but that was a mistake on my end. You

0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:32.560
<v Speaker 2>bring up RFK and that's the beginning of the podcast.

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:35.640
<v Speaker 2>You think this is the start. We should talk a

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:38.239
<v Speaker 2>little bit more about the tea. Oh yeah, absolutely, you

0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:41.840
<v Speaker 2>did bring this. Yeah, how often are you drinking a tea?

0:49:42.000 --> 0:49:43.680
<v Speaker 2>I drink tea all the time, all the time. I

0:49:43.760 --> 0:49:45.120
<v Speaker 2>mostly drink green teas.

0:49:45.239 --> 0:49:48.520
<v Speaker 3>And there's a Oh, there's a wonderful black tea what

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 3>called morning Thunder. Oh from Celestial Seasonings, Colorado based company.

0:49:55.320 --> 0:49:57.360
<v Speaker 3>If you ever get a chance to tour their factory

0:49:57.360 --> 0:49:58.319
<v Speaker 3>in Boulder, you have to take.

0:49:58.440 --> 0:50:00.239
<v Speaker 2>I love a factory tour. Oh so do I. I think

0:50:00.239 --> 0:50:02.239
<v Speaker 2>it's like, Oh, it's so much fun. I haven't done.

0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:04.240
<v Speaker 2>I think the last one I did was jelly Belly,

0:50:04.960 --> 0:50:08.160
<v Speaker 2>which unfortunately is a I think kind of a they're

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:11.680
<v Speaker 2>so tied to Ronald Regan, that's a tough jelly belly

0:50:11.760 --> 0:50:16.359
<v Speaker 2>is He loved jelly bellies, and I think the the

0:50:16.440 --> 0:50:18.760
<v Speaker 2>urban legend is that they would give him the jelly

0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:20.799
<v Speaker 2>bellies to make his mouth move so they could put

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:25.400
<v Speaker 2>in like a d r in speech, almost like the Yes,

0:50:26.880 --> 0:50:29.640
<v Speaker 2>they were shoving jelly bellies in Ragan's gums to make

0:50:29.719 --> 0:50:33.120
<v Speaker 2>him slop around a word. He was eating the buttered popcorn,

0:50:33.280 --> 0:50:34.600
<v Speaker 2>and then meanwhile.

0:50:35.680 --> 0:50:38.480
<v Speaker 3>Addressing the nation, I digress, you were begging me to

0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:39.439
<v Speaker 3>talk about tea and now.

0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Flapping. What I'm trying to do is always bring it

0:50:43.239 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 2>back to a conservative luned.

0:50:47.200 --> 0:50:50.000
<v Speaker 3>The tea is wonderful. I think it's a good tea.

0:50:50.360 --> 0:50:51.560
<v Speaker 3>It's a great tea for guests.

0:50:51.760 --> 0:50:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:50:52.160 --> 0:50:53.839
<v Speaker 3>I try to give a box to everyone I know,

0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:55.319
<v Speaker 3>so if I'm over their house, I know they have

0:50:55.400 --> 0:50:55.839
<v Speaker 3>good tea.

0:50:55.960 --> 0:50:58.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh what a good self serving idea, I think.

0:50:58.760 --> 0:50:58.840
<v Speaker 4>So.

0:50:58.880 --> 0:50:59.439
<v Speaker 2>I think it's great.

0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes they go over there and if I just want

0:51:00.920 --> 0:51:02.920
<v Speaker 3>an herbal tea, and they'll be like, I have Zinger.

0:51:04.000 --> 0:51:06.160
<v Speaker 2>I want Zinger. You want to glazed lemon loke, I

0:51:06.239 --> 0:51:08.759
<v Speaker 2>want to glaz want. I want a piece of tea

0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:12.799
<v Speaker 2>that tastes like a cup of taste. And it is.

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 3>It is so spot on, and I honest truly can't

0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:18.000
<v Speaker 3>believe I'm the second person to bring this to you.

0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:20.560
<v Speaker 3>I do blame my mother because she introduced me to

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:22.600
<v Speaker 3>this tea. She bought me a couple of boxes and

0:51:22.600 --> 0:51:23.319
<v Speaker 3>she was like, you have to try.

0:51:23.360 --> 0:51:24.040
<v Speaker 2>It's delicious.

0:51:24.400 --> 0:51:27.240
<v Speaker 3>And I was under the impression that because I hadn't

0:51:27.239 --> 0:51:28.320
<v Speaker 3>heard of it and it was new for her, that

0:51:28.400 --> 0:51:30.759
<v Speaker 3>it's new for every right, But I should know from

0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:33.719
<v Speaker 3>past experiences that she's not always up on the newest things, right,

0:51:33.800 --> 0:51:36.520
<v Speaker 3>She's very behind. She's very behind For example, she once

0:51:36.560 --> 0:51:38.880
<v Speaker 3>texted me my brother and my sister in law, and

0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 3>she said, when you guys come out here to visit,

0:51:42.280 --> 0:51:44.200
<v Speaker 3>we must take you to this new restaurant.

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:45.919
<v Speaker 2>It's called Mendocino.

0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:52.320
<v Speaker 3>Farms, and they have a delicious vegan on me. Godless, yeah, absolutely,

0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:55.600
<v Speaker 3>god bless. And she was jazzed about Mendosino Farms. She

0:51:55.640 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 3>thought it was a local farmers.

0:51:58.200 --> 0:52:00.200
<v Speaker 2>Well they you know, they don't give you too much

0:52:00.280 --> 0:52:03.239
<v Speaker 2>information of Mendocine. They don't where is the farm? They

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:06.239
<v Speaker 2>don't say anything. There's no farm, there's none. I don't

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:09.440
<v Speaker 2>think there's a farm. Oh there's multiple, there's some multiple farms.

0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:11.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know where they're sourcing their goods. Mendocino make

0:52:12.280 --> 0:52:14.759
<v Speaker 2>salads in the name, what are you talking about? You

0:52:14.800 --> 0:52:17.000
<v Speaker 2>don't know why any of that's coming from Mendocine. Are

0:52:17.040 --> 0:52:18.160
<v Speaker 2>you kidding me that.

0:52:18.080 --> 0:52:22.160
<v Speaker 3>Beyond beef is from Mendosino. I could chasee the Mendozino

0:52:22.200 --> 0:52:26.439
<v Speaker 3>air wherever I go. But anyway, I love his tea.

0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:28.719
<v Speaker 3>I think it's great. Put it in a mug, put

0:52:28.719 --> 0:52:31.880
<v Speaker 3>it in a I think it pairs wonderfully with Milano cookies.

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:34.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and if you want to put together a

0:52:34.320 --> 0:52:38.640
<v Speaker 3>little platter. Milano cook cook me. I'm in a weird

0:52:38.640 --> 0:52:43.520
<v Speaker 3>place with words. I'm still learning them. Milano cookies. Bochi chocolate.

0:52:43.680 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've never heard of a bochi chocolate. Never heard

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:48.560
<v Speaker 2>of a bochi chocolate? What's that? Bochi chocolates are like

0:52:49.800 --> 0:52:53.800
<v Speaker 2>there Italy's answer to Ferrero rochet. Oh yes, I know

0:52:53.840 --> 0:52:56.239
<v Speaker 2>what a Bochi chocolate is. White is crispy. But there

0:52:56.280 --> 0:52:58.840
<v Speaker 2>is a hazelnut. There's like a whole hazel light crunch.

0:52:59.160 --> 0:53:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, your teeth do almost a pop. Well, you

0:53:04.640 --> 0:53:05.280
<v Speaker 2>look disgusted.

0:53:05.320 --> 0:53:08.320
<v Speaker 3>It's not like biting into a large grub, not bear grills.

0:53:08.480 --> 0:53:10.960
<v Speaker 3>It's a chocolate and it's wonderful, and I heard all

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:14.920
<v Speaker 3>of you to try it. This is not a tea for.

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:18.440
<v Speaker 2>This is not a tea to have with like dinner.

0:53:18.560 --> 0:53:20.719
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean. This is not because it's

0:53:20.760 --> 0:53:23.160
<v Speaker 2>not going with a vegan bond me. Certainly, No, absolutely not.

0:53:23.400 --> 0:53:25.640
<v Speaker 2>That's more of a greene, I would say. So, this

0:53:25.760 --> 0:53:28.399
<v Speaker 2>is a tea you have after dinner with a few

0:53:28.440 --> 0:53:31.759
<v Speaker 2>chocolates and a few friends and a deck of cards

0:53:31.800 --> 0:53:33.759
<v Speaker 2>and conversation, great.

0:53:33.520 --> 0:53:40.239
<v Speaker 3>Conversation in your conversation pit and and your and your whippets.

0:53:40.280 --> 0:53:45.279
<v Speaker 3>Your Italian greyhounds are running around. Your whippets are running

0:53:45.280 --> 0:53:50.560
<v Speaker 3>around the house, tearing it up. You have birds, they're

0:53:50.360 --> 0:53:52.480
<v Speaker 3>they're nipping at your guests too.

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:54.799
<v Speaker 2>You're not apologized. I'm not apologizing.

0:53:54.880 --> 0:53:58.160
<v Speaker 3>I simply say they have a hurting instinct. It's not true.

0:53:58.440 --> 0:53:59.840
<v Speaker 3>It's absolutely not true.

0:54:00.840 --> 0:54:06.720
<v Speaker 2>And when there's music, oh there's there's Gregorian chant again,

0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:09.239
<v Speaker 2>too loud to hear over, too loud to hear over.

0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:11.880
<v Speaker 2>People are yelling at each other and it's driving the whippe.

0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:13.520
<v Speaker 2>It's mad. That's why they're fighting.

0:54:13.840 --> 0:54:15.960
<v Speaker 3>And that's the whippets are going mad because of the chant.

0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:19.320
<v Speaker 3>And to top it all off, you have a nice

0:54:19.520 --> 0:54:22.439
<v Speaker 3>hot cup of tazz oak Laize lemon loaf.

0:54:22.600 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 2>It is such a good tea and it's you know,

0:54:24.560 --> 0:54:28.719
<v Speaker 2>it's like naturally sweet, which is always shocking to me,

0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:31.400
<v Speaker 2>just like us, just like you and I? Hey are you?

0:54:31.560 --> 0:54:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Has everybody has anyone ever brought a repeat gift before?

0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:39.799
<v Speaker 2>Other than this? I feel like somebody has, And I

0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:41.880
<v Speaker 2>wish I could on ealise. If you have any idea

0:54:42.000 --> 0:54:44.120
<v Speaker 2>trying to make me feel better, I'm gonna kill myself.

0:54:44.880 --> 0:54:45.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't think so.

0:54:45.640 --> 0:54:47.600
<v Speaker 2>But Vinnie. I just think this makes you extra special,

0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:51.000
<v Speaker 2>so you think absolutely why I just disagree on that point.

0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Donalice is just trying to That's what I would say

0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:56.520
<v Speaker 2>to a kid who like pissed himself like in front

0:54:56.560 --> 0:55:00.120
<v Speaker 2>of the class, like no one else pissed themselves. A

0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:05.719
<v Speaker 2>unique your star. No, I think this might be the

0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:08.920
<v Speaker 2>first repeat gift, and I think it's because it speaks

0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:11.480
<v Speaker 2>to the to the quality of the glazed lemon loaf tea.

0:55:11.560 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Do they make another baked tea? Thank you? I'm very

0:55:15.040 --> 0:55:15.799
<v Speaker 2>curious they do.

0:55:16.360 --> 0:55:19.480
<v Speaker 3>I believe the only other baked good is the vanilla maquon.

0:55:20.040 --> 0:55:22.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh interested vanilla, which I'm not as interested in, No,

0:55:22.719 --> 0:55:24.920
<v Speaker 3>neither ofm I because it's what it's vanilla, simply vanilla.

0:55:25.000 --> 0:55:28.680
<v Speaker 2>There's no other note to that makes a maquon. A

0:55:28.760 --> 0:55:33.160
<v Speaker 2>ma is the texture, like that's the most of it.

0:55:33.160 --> 0:55:35.239
<v Speaker 2>It's the egg white, it's the way it crunches, and

0:55:35.280 --> 0:55:40.880
<v Speaker 2>it's like chewy in the middle. It's three ingredients, what egg, sugar, vanilla?

0:55:41.680 --> 0:55:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Shut up? Maybe color, I think so maybe color? Maybe

0:55:48.760 --> 0:55:51.520
<v Speaker 2>color if you want to go get extra fans. Otherwise,

0:55:51.520 --> 0:55:52.560
<v Speaker 2>it's just a white cookie.

0:55:52.640 --> 0:55:54.719
<v Speaker 3>Me in a boardroom in the early sixties, trying to

0:55:54.719 --> 0:55:58.839
<v Speaker 3>integrate a TV show. Maybe color, Maybe we try color.

0:55:58.880 --> 0:56:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Got a crazy idea of the idea.

0:56:03.360 --> 0:56:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that that feels like a bad idea. On Toaso's part, Toaso, Tazzo, Taso,

0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's the question that we're all asking.

0:56:12.760 --> 0:56:15.399
<v Speaker 2>Let me look at it. You got a guys, close

0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:15.960
<v Speaker 2>look at that.

0:56:16.480 --> 0:56:19.000
<v Speaker 3>It feels something about It feels Eastern European to me.

0:56:19.680 --> 0:56:24.440
<v Speaker 3>So I would say, I would say like, and then

0:56:24.640 --> 0:56:28.560
<v Speaker 3>backwards it's like was Zette and I think, and that's

0:56:28.600 --> 0:56:29.319
<v Speaker 3>exactly what it is.

0:56:30.480 --> 0:56:32.600
<v Speaker 2>I would have guessed my initial guests would have been Rago.

0:56:32.760 --> 0:56:37.880
<v Speaker 2>But Taso, Tazo, What did you say, Tezo?

0:56:39.160 --> 0:56:41.879
<v Speaker 3>You're never gonna make it over there? Let me say something,

0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:44.920
<v Speaker 3>You're never gonna make it in the Baltic States. The

0:56:44.960 --> 0:56:46.920
<v Speaker 3>color of the box, which I also think needs to

0:56:46.960 --> 0:56:47.560
<v Speaker 3>be discussed.

0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:50.759
<v Speaker 2>Yes, beautiful, gorgeous, although there's an element to this that

0:56:50.800 --> 0:56:53.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm a little like it feels a little off brand,

0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:54.480
<v Speaker 2>which is the splat.

0:56:54.239 --> 0:56:56.680
<v Speaker 3>You're talking about the blood spatter, Yes, yeah, yeah, you're

0:56:56.719 --> 0:57:00.600
<v Speaker 3>talking about the Dexter. You're talking about the Dexter dark

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:05.279
<v Speaker 3>purple blood splatter behind lemon there's just a blast of

0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:08.440
<v Speaker 3>purple goo. I feel like they had this box and

0:57:08.480 --> 0:57:11.160
<v Speaker 3>it was perfectly designed and it was beautiful, and women

0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:14.120
<v Speaker 3>designed it, and then a man looked at it and

0:57:14.160 --> 0:57:19.200
<v Speaker 3>he was like, yeah, lady, step aside, and he was like,

0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:22.200
<v Speaker 3>the bread doesn't look mean. He was like, the bread

0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:24.680
<v Speaker 3>needs to look badass or people aren't going to buy this.

0:57:24.920 --> 0:57:28.400
<v Speaker 3>It needs to look like it's about to walk into

0:57:28.560 --> 0:57:31.880
<v Speaker 3>an m m A ring and fight. And so he

0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 3>was like, let's throw some splats behind the bread.

0:57:35.200 --> 0:57:37.360
<v Speaker 2>And it looks like a character selects screen in a

0:57:37.360 --> 0:57:38.640
<v Speaker 2>fighting game. It really does.

0:57:38.760 --> 0:57:41.040
<v Speaker 3>It's like tech in, Yeah, pick your five shirt and

0:57:41.080 --> 0:57:42.320
<v Speaker 3>it's glazed lemon loaf.

0:57:43.760 --> 0:57:47.360
<v Speaker 2>That's a fighting game I could get you. Absolutely makes goods.

0:57:47.440 --> 0:57:50.200
<v Speaker 2>It's a Nina from Techan slapping a glaze lemon loaf

0:57:50.320 --> 0:57:54.520
<v Speaker 2>like this, like glazeed lemon loaf, ripping someone's head off.

0:57:54.880 --> 0:57:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh like more reality.

0:57:56.680 --> 0:57:59.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it drags the spine out of someone. It doesn't

0:57:59.680 --> 0:58:01.840
<v Speaker 3>have any arms or anything. It just sits there. You

0:58:01.880 --> 0:58:04.480
<v Speaker 3>can't see what it's doing. It's all telekinetic and it's

0:58:04.520 --> 0:58:05.600
<v Speaker 3>tearing someone to pieces.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that is an odd element to this box.

0:58:09.520 --> 0:58:12.360
<v Speaker 2>I feel like maybe I mean, what else do you

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<v Speaker 2>put behind this? A couple of lemons and a bottle

0:58:16.000 --> 0:58:16.480
<v Speaker 2>of vanilla?

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of lemons. A couple of lemons euphemism for

0:58:20.960 --> 0:58:22.880
<v Speaker 3>gay people in the early forties. There's a couple, a

0:58:22.920 --> 0:58:26.480
<v Speaker 3>couple of lemons over there. I do think it needs

0:58:26.520 --> 0:58:28.880
<v Speaker 3>to be dark behind the lemon loaf because the background.

0:58:29.160 --> 0:58:35.880
<v Speaker 3>Stop yell at me, because the lemon loaf is so light,

0:58:35.920 --> 0:58:37.840
<v Speaker 3>you can't just have the right behind it. So I

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<v Speaker 3>would do I would do purple, and I would bring

0:58:41.880 --> 0:58:44.520
<v Speaker 3>it up to make it darker with the lemon loaf thing,

0:58:45.320 --> 0:58:46.960
<v Speaker 3>the rest of the box white, with the kind of

0:58:47.000 --> 0:58:48.360
<v Speaker 3>light ome bray at the bottom right.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of a downpour, caught in the rain, kind of

0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:56.040
<v Speaker 2>a cut in the rain downpour. That makes sense for ot. Yeah,

0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:59.920
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna drink. You know, you're watching the rain outside.

0:59:00.240 --> 0:59:03.840
<v Speaker 2>We're painting a picture. You do on a podcast, you

0:59:03.920 --> 0:59:06.600
<v Speaker 2>paint a picture for the listener, Oh for the I was,

0:59:06.760 --> 0:59:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, here's one thing about me is I'm dumb?

0:59:09.480 --> 0:59:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Because you said you dumbis Mantle.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were talking about how you painted, and

0:59:13.200 --> 0:59:15.000
<v Speaker 3>I said, wonderful. Tell me about what you tell me

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<v Speaker 3>about your work.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No, we're just we're you know, we're trying to

0:59:20.800 --> 0:59:24.080
<v Speaker 2>be as visual for the listener as possible. Yeah, you

0:59:24.120 --> 0:59:27.560
<v Speaker 2>sit down and you're in a big cozy sweater. You

0:59:27.600 --> 0:59:30.320
<v Speaker 2>have strep throat. You have strep throat, and your whippets

0:59:30.320 --> 0:59:36.720
<v Speaker 2>are running around sixty miles an hour constant. There's always whippets.

0:59:37.840 --> 0:59:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Are you imagining the whippets fresh from the race track? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are racing dogs, aren't they. I hope. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like if they look like that and they weren't for racing,

0:59:48.560 --> 0:59:50.920
<v Speaker 2>if they don't move quickly. But luck, you're built like

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<v Speaker 2>an antelope. What are you for? You're not for cuddling?

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<v Speaker 2>I know that much.

0:59:54.040 --> 0:59:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Sharp ass dogs, they are sharp, oh points all over

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<v Speaker 3>the place. You run your hand down the spine and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like playing a xylophone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's insane, but you know, yeah, glad they're here. Glad

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<v Speaker 2>they're here.

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<v Speaker 3>Glad I keep linking at their camera. Yeah, fucked up,

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<v Speaker 3>but they keep looking at the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>You can use that for like a rescue organization, animal rescue. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that footage will be clipped out and adopt. Don't shop,

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<v Speaker 2>find a whipp it. Yeah, skinny dogs. I run a

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<v Speaker 2>rescue only for skinny dogs. I bet that exists. They've

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<v Speaker 2>got one for everything, absolutely, And I do think that

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<v Speaker 2>those racing dogs, when they're no longer race worthy, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure whatever cruel owner has them just sends them off

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<v Speaker 2>to die. Yeah. Glue factory. Glue factory probably what still happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Did that ever happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I have it because you derive glue from the collagens

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<v Speaker 3>in the hoof right right.

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<v Speaker 2>But postly that situation where it's like, oh, we can't

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<v Speaker 2>use this horse anymore, or is it like we're breeding

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<v Speaker 2>the horse for the glue. Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they were ever breeding horses for a glue.

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<v Speaker 3>I think animal brye products. And let's get into it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>animal byproducts after the slaughter of the animal that were

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<v Speaker 3>not fit for human consumption were sent to the glues

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<v Speaker 3>to be derived. Okay, that makes a little more sense,

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<v Speaker 3>I think so, which is why that Elmer's logo is

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<v Speaker 3>a bull.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that is so dark. Think about it. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>dark but dryes clear. They really they make it seem

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<v Speaker 2>such a fun He's like the sun. He's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>happy to be sacrificing myself. Absolutely, but it's just like

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<v Speaker 2>the sun on the sunscreen bottles, Like that's what's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to kill you, right, you know what I mean. But

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<v Speaker 2>at least that like the sun isn't dying. Well, actually

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<v Speaker 2>the sun is dying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, very that is absolutely dying. But anyway, No, they're

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<v Speaker 3>not melting dogs down for glue. They're just burying them

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<v Speaker 3>or burning them.

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<v Speaker 2>Just sending them off into the city to buy children.

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<v Speaker 2>There are organizations that save greyhounds. Uh right, right kind

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<v Speaker 2>of uh yeah, because again these people just breed them

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<v Speaker 2>to chase the little thing around the track. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it's like their career is over. What do they do?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like a pro ballplayer, Yeah, with NBA players, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Blue Factory.

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<v Speaker 3>Could you imagine if it was dogs, they become correspondence

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about dog racing, Like there's a Charles Barkley of.

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<v Speaker 2>Start their own clothing line this kind of thing. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, it's a possibility for snow one. It would

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<v Speaker 2>not be body inclusive. A greyhound starts a clothing line

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<v Speaker 2>and oh yeah, that's the waist is all snatched in bulldogs,

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<v Speaker 2>begging them to make clothes that are more inclusive, posting

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<v Speaker 2>about them, just calling them out constantly, and they deserve

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<v Speaker 2>to be called out. They do. It's messed up Italian snobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Italian snobs, which, by the way, are the miniature versions

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<v Speaker 2>of aun. Oh so the regular greyhound comes from elsewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>The regular greyhound is big. I don't know where it's from.

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<v Speaker 3>But the whipp it rush off. But the whipp it

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<v Speaker 3>is very tiny. That it's a tiny from Italy. So

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<v Speaker 3>the whipp it is a greyhound, yeah, in.

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<v Speaker 2>Italian, but he like tiny, It's like a toy greyhound.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought those were separate breeds. I think they are.

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<v Speaker 2>You just told me a whippet is a greyhound.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, a whippet I think is a whippet

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<v Speaker 3>and an Italian greyhound. Because if it is, then yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're asking me. You presented this information. Is a

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<v Speaker 2>whippet an Italian greyhound on a lease.

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<v Speaker 4>They are different, they are, but they're both considered sighthounds.

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<v Speaker 2>So sighthound, yes, they're part of the same family. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>sighthound is different than a miniature greyhound, is different than

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<v Speaker 2>a whippet. Yes, let's just I think we need to consolidate.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, one greyhound and let them breed. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 2>let those ones breed. We've got too many of these things.

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<v Speaker 2>There are dogs we don't need. Hugs, the poor pug,

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<v Speaker 2>the plight of the plug.

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<v Speaker 3>God, every time I hear one of those things breathe,

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<v Speaker 3>a pug or like a French French bulldog, terrifying, just

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<v Speaker 3>bread to die for people to squeeze a wolf into

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<v Speaker 3>the shape of a human baby.

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<v Speaker 2>If that it's like a sour dough loaf. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>a barely a shape. Yeah, it's barely a shape. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>God blessed. We love all that. I love dogs, but

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<v Speaker 2>these the ones that are the fact that we keep

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<v Speaker 2>breeding them, yeah, is crazy and making them even smaller

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<v Speaker 2>and less able to survive. Yeah, poor little things, poor,

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<v Speaker 2>the poor DearS or the poor DearS. Well, is there

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<v Speaker 2>anything left to say about tea? I git me here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you're giving this a good effort.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, The box says, revel in a dessert worthy tea

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<v Speaker 3>with tangy notes of lemon and velvety creamy vanilla. And

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<v Speaker 3>at every turn they're right. It is glazed lemon loaf

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<v Speaker 3>flavor with other natural flavor. God only knows what that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's always you know it starts to raise some

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<v Speaker 2>red flags. The ingredients. Can you guess the first ingredient?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think in claze?

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<v Speaker 3>Lemon, left tea, black tea, apples and apples? Okay, the

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<v Speaker 3>first ingredient is apples, natural flavor, green rebos oh, which

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<v Speaker 3>is really good tea, orange, peel, cammameal, rose, petals, liquorice, root, ginger.

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<v Speaker 2>No lemon, no lemon at all. So they're taking the

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<v Speaker 2>apple and maybe using the acidic element of an apple

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<v Speaker 2>to create lemon or I mean natural flavors. That covers

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of ground. That could mean almost anything. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no way to know. Imported from Morocco. Morocco. Yeah, excellent tea.

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<v Speaker 2>What else do you want me to say? I'll do more?

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<v Speaker 2>What's more about the tea? No? Oh, here's and here's

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<v Speaker 2>what it says in the back. Are you ready? It's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cheeky. Yes, we've got our own thing brewing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 3>We're on a quest to be the most bold. It's

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<v Speaker 3>in bold, unexpected teamakers. We're also in bold, always curious,

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<v Speaker 3>always questioning, what's this bold flavor? What's that bold aroma?

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<v Speaker 3>We love to dive in and stir things up.

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<v Speaker 2>We're half curious kid, half intrepid explore.

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<v Speaker 3>Who wait, and there's a third losing meita though half

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<v Speaker 3>undaunted alchemist. Yes, one and a half that spirit. We

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<v Speaker 3>bring it to tea. We do it through unexpected blends

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<v Speaker 3>with a twist, so you can bold taste vibrant, undiscovered

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<v Speaker 3>flavors the world has stashed away.

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<v Speaker 2>You just think of the emotionless copywriter typing that out. No,

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<v Speaker 2>she was feeling herself when she was typing this. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you kidding me? Very? We do things a little differently

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<v Speaker 2>around here. Yeah, you can't read that without smiling. Dessert delight.

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<v Speaker 2>She said. One thing about me is I love wine

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna drink it. Every Dane's like get so.

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<v Speaker 2>When they unveiled a new wine glass, they unveiled a

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<v Speaker 2>new one. When Apple unveiled their new wine.

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<v Speaker 3>Glass, when Apple unveiled their thinnest wine glass yet, I

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<v Speaker 3>was beside myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think it's tarting to play a game. God,

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<v Speaker 2>Praise God, Praise this tea. I need a number between

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<v Speaker 2>one and ten from you, between one and ten. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give you six. Okay. I have to

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<v Speaker 2>do some light calculating to get our game pieces. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so right now, you can promote, recommend, do whatever you

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<v Speaker 2>want with the microphone. I'll be right back. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to be in a movie that comes out on

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon Prime Video at the end of this month that

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<v Speaker 2>we're recording this in January called You're Cordially Invited, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing a half hour with Zach Zimmerman at the

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<v Speaker 2>Kennedy Center on February twenty. First, why am I looking

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<v Speaker 2>at the TV? I should be looking at that.

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<v Speaker 3>This whole time, I've been looking at the camera, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I started looking at the timer, so I start

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<v Speaker 3>looking like you have a vision trouble or soth. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna look like context. I have big stupid eyes,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's gonna look like a vision trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrified. I was cock eyed for years, but I was

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<v Speaker 2>a kid. Oh, because they're like when you open them

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<v Speaker 2>really wide, it just truly is like, what does cock

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<v Speaker 2>eyed mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, it might be offensive. Cock eyed once

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<v Speaker 3>another euphemism for being gay. Cock eyed lemon loaf, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you cock eyed lemon loaf? Yeah, So I guess that's

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<v Speaker 3>the stuff. I also platonic on Apple TV. Plus I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in that, So is that thank you beautifully.

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<v Speaker 2>Use time. We're gonna play a game called Gift or

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<v Speaker 2>a Curse. I'm going to name three things. You'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>me if there are a gift or a curse and why,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>because there are correct answers and you can lose, so

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<v Speaker 2>be careful, all right, all right? Number one, This is

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<v Speaker 2>from a listener named Brooklyn. Gift or a curse. When

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<v Speaker 2>recipes say enjoy in the last step of the instructions,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a curse. Why don't tell me what to do?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? Enjoy is crazy. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>made your little recipe yet. Like, don't don't tell someone

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<v Speaker 2>to enjoy it. Invite them to enjoy it. Say enjoy,

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<v Speaker 2>but no worries. If not, say enjoy if you feel enjoy, girl,

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<v Speaker 2>stop yelling. I would say a curse. Correct. Correct, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a curse when you say enjoy at the end, you're

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, first of all, the recipe writer is assuming

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<v Speaker 2>a lot about themselves. It's a real cocky move to

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<v Speaker 2>be like, maybe I won't enjoy it. They don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm going to enjoy it or not exactly, so

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<v Speaker 2>maybe wait until I've tried it to and then say

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<v Speaker 2>did you enjoy? Follow up or instead of an exclamation point,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe a question mark. Enjoy. Enjoy really call into question

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<v Speaker 2>everything that you've done. Yeah, be humble, Be humble. That's

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<v Speaker 2>ultimately what everyone needs to be doing. And when I

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<v Speaker 2>say see the word enjoy at the end, the sense

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<v Speaker 2>of professionalism has gone out the window. I no longer

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<v Speaker 2>trust you as a cook or baker. You're now a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Take that guy theory. I hope his recipes. Does he

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<v Speaker 2>have recipes? Does guy share recipes? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think he has recipes. I think his recipes are

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<v Speaker 2>like cover it in gees and tear it up, brother,

1:10:04.240 --> 1:10:05.920
<v Speaker 2>throw it on the grill, Throw it on the grill,

1:10:06.320 --> 1:10:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Bobby Flay. Okay, Enjoy is a curse. It's a ridiculous

1:10:11.360 --> 1:10:14.800
<v Speaker 2>thing to put at the end of anything very well played.

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<v Speaker 2>Number two This is from unknown, which is always so

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<v Speaker 2>eerie to me. Gift or a curse. Barely keeping alive

1:10:21.000 --> 1:10:23.400
<v Speaker 2>a houseplant that always looks to be on the verge

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<v Speaker 2>of dying.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, this one's hard because I do have

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<v Speaker 3>a plant like that. I love bringing it back because

1:10:35.880 --> 1:10:39.880
<v Speaker 3>I feel how I imagine a surgeon feels after resuscitating

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<v Speaker 3>someone or something. I would say, I would say it's

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<v Speaker 3>a gift for me and a curse for the plant ultimately.

1:10:48.080 --> 1:10:50.800
<v Speaker 3>But I do find it to be a beautiful experience.

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<v Speaker 3>And when the plant, when the plant quickly responds to

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<v Speaker 3>my giving it water, I'm like, oh, I did the

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<v Speaker 3>right thing. But then inevitably it drinks the water too quickly.

1:11:00.040 --> 1:11:02.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't water it in time, and it droops again.

1:11:03.040 --> 1:11:04.600
<v Speaker 3>And so it's just kind of this endless cycle of

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<v Speaker 3>abuse between me and the plant. But I do feel

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<v Speaker 3>like it's a gift. Yeah, but it's a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, It's a gift. I mean what you've just described.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have your own little psycho situation. You have

1:11:17.720 --> 1:11:20.639
<v Speaker 2>this captive. You get to play your own little psycho

1:11:20.720 --> 1:11:23.800
<v Speaker 2>game with the plant. Also, it's a nice way to

1:11:23.840 --> 1:11:25.800
<v Speaker 2>let your friends know that you're hanging by a thread.

1:11:25.920 --> 1:11:28.080
<v Speaker 2>You invite them over and they see that out of

1:11:28.120 --> 1:11:29.840
<v Speaker 2>the corner of their eye you're serving them this tea.

1:11:30.439 --> 1:11:32.960
<v Speaker 2>It seems okay. Then they're like, I think something is

1:11:33.000 --> 1:11:37.280
<v Speaker 2>going on with Finny, so let's all be sensitive to

1:11:37.360 --> 1:11:41.160
<v Speaker 2>him right now. Reach out when you can. What kind

1:11:41.160 --> 1:11:45.639
<v Speaker 2>of plant is yours that you abuse. There is one

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<v Speaker 2>plant that I have in the house that like really

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<v Speaker 2>lets me know that it's getting sick, which I appreciate actually,

1:11:52.120 --> 1:11:54.559
<v Speaker 2>because the rest of them kind of keep to themselves

1:11:54.640 --> 1:11:58.719
<v Speaker 2>until they're dying, until they're basically off the right beyond help.

1:11:59.160 --> 1:12:02.200
<v Speaker 2>This one. It has kind of some dark leaves and

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<v Speaker 2>it totally freaks out when it's dry. I put it

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<v Speaker 2>under some water. Half hour later it's back and healthy again.

1:12:09.800 --> 1:12:12.479
<v Speaker 2>So I do appreciate being able to it gives. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a God complex situation, absolutely, just like

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<v Speaker 2>you depend on me, and what is God if not complex? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so kind of the psycho element of it ultimately is

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<v Speaker 2>a gift. Okay, you've gone two out of three. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>see what happens with this third one. This is from

1:12:31.240 --> 1:12:33.880
<v Speaker 2>a listener named Paul. Oh, this is interesting. This is

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<v Speaker 2>kind of connected to the last one. We've got a

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<v Speaker 2>dying theme gift or a curse. People who tell you

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<v Speaker 2>they have been legally declared dead for fifteen minutes. Oh

1:12:44.560 --> 1:12:45.320
<v Speaker 2>my god.

1:12:45.680 --> 1:12:48.599
<v Speaker 3>Well, okay, and you're asking about not the experience itself,

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<v Speaker 3>but the people who tell you about their experience are dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say it's a curse.

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<v Speaker 3>If they all saw the same thing, I would say

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<v Speaker 3>it's a gift, but they rarely do. And also, if

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<v Speaker 3>you were dead for fifteen minutes, you weren't dead. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>here to tell you that you were barely alive, which

1:13:12.360 --> 1:13:15.000
<v Speaker 3>is different dead for fifteen minutes. If your brain didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have oxygen for fifteen minutes, you would not be telling

1:13:17.920 --> 1:13:24.479
<v Speaker 3>me the fun story about you being dead for fifteen minutes. Yeah, Vinnie,

1:13:24.520 --> 1:13:26.320
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe this move. I think you might be

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<v Speaker 3>the second winner in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>The game is falling apart. Are you kidding me? It's

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely a curse, Yes, very much, for the same reasons.

1:13:35.640 --> 1:13:39.240
<v Speaker 2>You were not dead there simply were not dead unless

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<v Speaker 2>legally declared. What are we talking about. Did you have

1:13:42.360 --> 1:13:47.920
<v Speaker 2>a notary come in and stamp the certificate? Like, sit

1:13:48.040 --> 1:13:50.479
<v Speaker 2>up your body? Did they get your somebody to come

1:13:50.560 --> 1:13:54.120
<v Speaker 2>identify your body that quickly? Yeah, you weren't dead, baby, No,

1:13:54.439 --> 1:13:58.559
<v Speaker 2>you were just you were in between states exactly second

1:13:58.600 --> 1:14:01.120
<v Speaker 2>of all fifteen minutes. Anyway, anybody can do anything for

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes. It's not that impressive come back when it's

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<v Speaker 2>been like six hours. I was dead for six hours. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm starting to believe you were dead.

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<v Speaker 3>A seal can hold its breath for fifteen minutes. Do

1:14:10.200 --> 1:14:11.960
<v Speaker 3>you think I care if you died for fifteen minutes?

1:14:12.479 --> 1:14:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Hold my breath for fifteen minutes. I haven't tried, but

1:14:14.720 --> 1:14:17.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I could. We'll get there. Get there, gig.

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<v Speaker 2>It might lead to me being legally declared dead for

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes. But then I've done two things in a day,

1:14:23.600 --> 1:14:26.280
<v Speaker 2>of course, and what has this person done? Died? It's nothing.

1:14:26.280 --> 1:14:27.880
<v Speaker 2>All you have to do is lie down. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>interesting now, of course not. It's boring. You should have

1:14:31.200 --> 1:14:32.720
<v Speaker 2>been doing You could have been doing something with your

1:14:32.720 --> 1:14:35.160
<v Speaker 2>time with those fifteen minutes. You could have painted a

1:14:35.160 --> 1:14:38.280
<v Speaker 2>picture called a friend. Instead you were lying on a

1:14:38.320 --> 1:14:41.120
<v Speaker 2>table somewhere, ready to brag about this at a party.

1:14:41.160 --> 1:14:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Could have done like sixteen backflips. You could have done

1:14:43.439 --> 1:14:49.759
<v Speaker 2>at least sixteen very slow backflips. Wait are they faster?

1:14:50.040 --> 1:14:52.160
<v Speaker 2>I've never done a backlip. I feel like a backflip

1:14:52.600 --> 1:14:55.600
<v Speaker 2>takes about three seconds. You can do a backlib. I

1:14:55.640 --> 1:14:57.519
<v Speaker 2>can do it. Yeah. That's kind of how I launched

1:14:57.560 --> 1:14:59.800
<v Speaker 2>this podcast. I came to the network and I said,

1:15:00.000 --> 1:15:01.879
<v Speaker 2>would you like a host who can do a backflip,

1:15:01.920 --> 1:15:04.040
<v Speaker 2>as Dylan adlerman on you he has Can he do

1:15:04.040 --> 1:15:06.120
<v Speaker 2>a backflip? Have you not? He?

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<v Speaker 3>He had this whole debacle where he was He went

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<v Speaker 3>to Universal Studios and there were a bunch of kids

1:15:12.439 --> 1:15:15.799
<v Speaker 3>gathered around watching the They were like Harry Potter dancers

1:15:15.840 --> 1:15:19.880
<v Speaker 3>doing their little dance and Dylan walks in between the

1:15:19.920 --> 1:15:23.400
<v Speaker 3>audience and those dancers and does a flip and then

1:15:23.479 --> 1:15:27.280
<v Speaker 3>like like walks away and like shrugs, and he got

1:15:27.439 --> 1:15:31.320
<v Speaker 3>so much hate online. Is the funniest thing in the world.

1:15:31.360 --> 1:15:32.200
<v Speaker 3>How did I miss?

1:15:32.240 --> 1:15:32.280
<v Speaker 2>It?

1:15:32.680 --> 1:15:35.519
<v Speaker 3>Was like, look at the attention whore doing backflips at

1:15:35.640 --> 1:15:39.559
<v Speaker 3>Universal in front of children, and I can't believe it

1:15:39.600 --> 1:15:41.599
<v Speaker 3>was really funny. Just look up Dylan Adler backflip.

1:15:42.600 --> 1:15:44.720
<v Speaker 2>It also makes perfect sense for Dylan Adler as a

1:15:44.760 --> 1:15:50.599
<v Speaker 2>person who's such a sweetheart but also uh, can get

1:15:50.640 --> 1:15:54.280
<v Speaker 2>attention very quickly, addicted to being seen, yes, absolutely, but

1:15:54.400 --> 1:15:57.599
<v Speaker 2>also like not doesn't want to be seen. He's such

1:15:57.600 --> 1:16:00.360
<v Speaker 2>a complicated person in such a fun one. Hey, uh

1:16:00.439 --> 1:16:03.240
<v Speaker 2>huh to be in the middle of a Universal Studios

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<v Speaker 2>showing up a bunch of teens, I'm so excited for

1:16:05.200 --> 1:16:08.519
<v Speaker 2>you to see this eventually, you're really gonna love it. Well,

1:16:08.600 --> 1:16:10.360
<v Speaker 2>you won the game. I don't know what to say.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little upsetting. We've got to make the game harder.

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<v Speaker 2>Onal's now Anali's has their own version of gift or

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<v Speaker 2>a curse? Onalise, what is yours for today?

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<v Speaker 4>Gift or a curse? Clapping for Nicole Kidman at AMC

1:16:22.720 --> 1:16:23.120
<v Speaker 4>do you want to go?

1:16:23.160 --> 1:16:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Where should I go? You go? Curse? Are you kidding me? Wow?

1:16:28.680 --> 1:16:30.800
<v Speaker 2>What year? What year is it? At this point? The

1:16:30.840 --> 1:16:33.160
<v Speaker 2>fact that people are still doing this, I'm sorry to

1:16:33.760 --> 1:16:38.360
<v Speaker 2>rain on everybody's parade, but I'm I'm sorry the fun

1:16:38.400 --> 1:16:40.559
<v Speaker 2>we had with the Nicole Kidman in those first two

1:16:40.560 --> 1:16:43.759
<v Speaker 2>weeks of twenty twenty two or whatever the hell. Yeah,

1:16:44.920 --> 1:16:47.240
<v Speaker 2>we've got to put it behind us, I think.

1:16:47.760 --> 1:16:50.240
<v Speaker 3>And I was a little thrown at first because you

1:16:50.240 --> 1:16:52.799
<v Speaker 3>did say, clapping for Nicole Kidman. I thought, like in general,

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<v Speaker 3>like especially early on, it was beautiful. It was like

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<v Speaker 3>the pledge of allegiance for people who were kind of lonely.

1:16:59.479 --> 1:17:02.200
<v Speaker 3>And now it's just especially because they've cut it short.

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<v Speaker 3>You go to MC now and it's like two seconds,

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<v Speaker 3>like we love movies, and they cut it and it's

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<v Speaker 3>like a trailer, right, so I would say it is

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<v Speaker 3>now cross the line into curse.

1:17:10.800 --> 1:17:14.760
<v Speaker 2>It's a curse territory of like dressing up as Walter

1:17:14.800 --> 1:17:17.160
<v Speaker 2>White for Halloween, where it's just like, I think we

1:17:17.360 --> 1:17:20.280
<v Speaker 2>left that behind us a long time ago. Actually we're different.

1:17:20.280 --> 1:17:21.040
<v Speaker 2>That's insane.

1:17:21.560 --> 1:17:23.880
<v Speaker 3>If someone dressed like Walter White for Halloween now, that

1:17:23.920 --> 1:17:25.040
<v Speaker 3>would be amazing.

1:17:25.680 --> 1:17:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I guess we've probably crossed the threshold of it, like

1:17:28.040 --> 1:17:31.000
<v Speaker 2>being an old idea for a costume into a new.

1:17:31.840 --> 1:17:34.080
<v Speaker 3>I think you don't experience whimsy. I think that's most

1:17:34.080 --> 1:17:36.160
<v Speaker 3>of your problem. I think most of your problems are

1:17:36.200 --> 1:17:38.240
<v Speaker 3>derived from the fact that you don't experience.

1:17:38.200 --> 1:17:42.080
<v Speaker 2>People clapping for Nicole Kidman's AMC commercial. Now that is

1:17:42.120 --> 1:17:45.120
<v Speaker 2>not whimsical. That's irritating. There was there was a period

1:17:45.160 --> 1:17:47.200
<v Speaker 2>when it was whimsical. Yeah yeah, but now it's a

1:17:47.439 --> 1:17:51.360
<v Speaker 2>I saw people clapping about it online and now I'm

1:17:51.400 --> 1:17:53.200
<v Speaker 2>on the train one hundred years late.

1:17:53.280 --> 1:17:56.360
<v Speaker 3>If they kept redoing it and making it like different

1:17:56.400 --> 1:17:58.760
<v Speaker 3>and better and like heightening it, sure, absolutely, but they've

1:17:58.800 --> 1:17:59.960
<v Speaker 3>kept it the same, which is crazy.

1:18:00.080 --> 1:18:00.200
<v Speaker 4>Us.

1:18:00.240 --> 1:18:04.200
<v Speaker 2>We all clapped four years ago. Probably every month. She

1:18:04.240 --> 1:18:06.800
<v Speaker 2>should be doing something. In addition, to by. Now she

1:18:06.880 --> 1:18:09.000
<v Speaker 2>should be like riding a bike up the stairs. Lie

1:18:09.040 --> 1:18:11.240
<v Speaker 2>from New York. It's the movie you're watching, you know

1:18:11.280 --> 1:18:12.360
<v Speaker 2>what I mean? Hula hoop?

1:18:13.120 --> 1:18:16.679
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Yeah, riding a horse, firing a gun.

1:18:17.080 --> 1:18:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Riding a horse, firing a gun. Yes, at the horse.

1:18:20.120 --> 1:18:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Time for the movies to begin. On it, just on.

1:18:26.200 --> 1:18:28.000
<v Speaker 3>At least you have final answer on a least killing

1:18:28.000 --> 1:18:31.960
<v Speaker 3>a horse while on it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a gift, you guys, gift.

1:18:34.560 --> 1:18:37.800
<v Speaker 4>It will always be a kidding me. How many things

1:18:37.800 --> 1:18:43.800
<v Speaker 4>can unite us still and conservatives on the bandwagon. Once

1:18:43.840 --> 1:18:47.599
<v Speaker 4>they do a new one, Okay, they've.

1:18:47.400 --> 1:18:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Got to bring in a new celebrity. At this point,

1:18:48.880 --> 1:18:52.040
<v Speaker 2>they've killed it. They have killed it. They've got to

1:18:52.080 --> 1:18:55.120
<v Speaker 2>bring a new celeb Yeah, Keith Urban Is right there,

1:18:56.760 --> 1:19:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Shut up, you beast, Keith Urban. We would all so

1:19:00.920 --> 1:19:03.800
<v Speaker 2>shocked and confused. We would be clapping out of confusion,

1:19:04.520 --> 1:19:07.240
<v Speaker 2>you little creature. Keith urban Is. So that's such a

1:19:07.280 --> 1:19:14.439
<v Speaker 2>strange pull. It's it's oh fuck is he? I just

1:19:14.439 --> 1:19:16.320
<v Speaker 2>think it's so sad. That was such a weird poll

1:19:16.360 --> 1:19:19.720
<v Speaker 2>for AMC. Exactly. That's what they need to do. They've

1:19:19.720 --> 1:19:21.719
<v Speaker 2>got to really go. They've got to make a turn

1:19:21.760 --> 1:19:29.040
<v Speaker 2>that nobody's expecting. Michelle Liah Michelle, Yeah, Honalsalis, you are

1:19:29.720 --> 1:19:32.080
<v Speaker 2>you are off a la then ice is all I'm

1:19:32.120 --> 1:19:35.519
<v Speaker 2>going to say. Boots then ice period. We're going to

1:19:35.560 --> 1:19:38.000
<v Speaker 2>limit your time on the microphone. Yeah, I'm gonna have

1:19:38.040 --> 1:19:39.400
<v Speaker 2>a button that I'm gonna be able to push to

1:19:39.479 --> 1:19:41.320
<v Speaker 2>let you into the pod. And you know we're gonna

1:19:41.360 --> 1:19:46.240
<v Speaker 2>limit your time in the sunshine as well. Well, we

1:19:46.240 --> 1:19:48.479
<v Speaker 2>were both correct here. Okay, Well did you you said

1:19:48.560 --> 1:19:51.240
<v Speaker 2>curseor I think ur I kind of dragged you in? Uh,

1:19:51.560 --> 1:19:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Analis's Unfortunately, we're starting to question their value as a producer,

1:19:57.240 --> 1:20:00.280
<v Speaker 2>which is tough. Uh. This is the final say of

1:20:00.320 --> 1:20:02.320
<v Speaker 2>the podcast. People write into I said no gifts at

1:20:02.360 --> 1:20:07.400
<v Speaker 2>gmail dot com, begging for answers to life's issues, gift

1:20:07.400 --> 1:20:09.600
<v Speaker 2>giving issues, this kind of thing. Will you help me

1:20:09.640 --> 1:20:12.920
<v Speaker 2>answer a listener question? Yes, okay, let me get into

1:20:12.920 --> 1:20:18.320
<v Speaker 2>the document here. Okay, this says dear Bridger and guest.

1:20:18.800 --> 1:20:22.320
<v Speaker 2>My brother A is getting married soon to a woman

1:20:22.360 --> 1:20:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I genuinely adore who I'll call N. Earlier this fall,

1:20:26.880 --> 1:20:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I threw the bridle shower for N. I'm sorry this

1:20:30.680 --> 1:20:34.840
<v Speaker 2>person put the letters at the initials and quotes. Huh. Now,

1:20:35.240 --> 1:20:38.240
<v Speaker 2>I threw the bridle shower for N, which ended up

1:20:38.280 --> 1:20:41.120
<v Speaker 2>costing more than expected. I bought a gift from the

1:20:41.160 --> 1:20:44.400
<v Speaker 2>registry for the bridal shower. I am also a bridesmaid

1:20:44.439 --> 1:20:46.559
<v Speaker 2>and have to pay for and have paid for the dress,

1:20:46.760 --> 1:20:48.719
<v Speaker 2>hair and make up for the day of the wedding.

1:20:49.080 --> 1:20:51.559
<v Speaker 2>Now I don't have a budget to get them another gift.

1:20:52.080 --> 1:20:54.720
<v Speaker 2>How do I explain to my brother and N that

1:20:54.800 --> 1:20:57.080
<v Speaker 2>I have already given them their wedding gift in a

1:20:57.160 --> 1:21:00.000
<v Speaker 2>tasteful way. I don't want to. I don't want them

1:21:00.080 --> 1:21:03.880
<v Speaker 2>to think I'm being cheap. Also ends love languages gifts.

1:21:03.920 --> 1:21:06.639
<v Speaker 2>Who isn't At this point I hear this all the time.

1:21:07.160 --> 1:21:10.240
<v Speaker 2>Also ends love language is gifts. So should I just

1:21:10.280 --> 1:21:12.479
<v Speaker 2>suck it up and get them another gift? We are

1:21:12.600 --> 1:21:15.599
<v Speaker 2>southern of the themes the way they tie in. Lord,

1:21:15.760 --> 1:21:19.920
<v Speaker 2>we are southern and pathologically non confrontational, so any help

1:21:20.000 --> 1:21:22.479
<v Speaker 2>is appreciated. Thanks. That's from L.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me start by saying this. You know what's a

1:21:24.760 --> 1:21:26.439
<v Speaker 3>free gift? The gift of tongues?

1:21:28.600 --> 1:21:30.760
<v Speaker 2>A trip to church? A trip to church. I don't know.

1:21:30.800 --> 1:21:33.400
<v Speaker 3>People are allergic to making things. Now, if you want

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<v Speaker 3>to give a gift. You can make.

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<v Speaker 2>Things and you don't have to spend any money.

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<v Speaker 3>Grab some old coupons, make an or got me crane,

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<v Speaker 3>make a little note, say I hope you enjoyed all

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<v Speaker 3>the shit I gave you before, you know, in like

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<v Speaker 3>a polite way.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, I'm so proud of you. You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Or make make your sister feel bad, Say I've fallen

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<v Speaker 3>on some hard times.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really This is kind of my usual way of

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<v Speaker 2>going about things to tell people kind of the sick plant.

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<v Speaker 2>Start carrying the sick plant around. Walk up to you, Droopy,

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<v Speaker 2>it's your wedding date. Yeah, I think you're fine. If

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<v Speaker 2>you take a sick plant to this wedding, there will

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<v Speaker 2>that will there will be no questions about gifts. They

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<v Speaker 2>won't be thinking about that in any way. They'll be

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about ell Leah Michelle, why did you bring the

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<v Speaker 2>sick plant to the wedding? To me? And Nicole Kidman

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<v Speaker 2>and Nicole Kidman and a Andrew Keith we all know

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<v Speaker 2>his first name is Andrew. Absolutely couldn't have made a

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<v Speaker 2>career out of Andrew Urban No, absolutely Keith's that was

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<v Speaker 2>the key to his success. I think even if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't get any gift. Here's what she's gonna do. She's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna think to herself, why didn't they get me a gift?

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<v Speaker 2>And if she's smart, she'll put it together. And if

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<v Speaker 2>she's not smart, really don't worry about it. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>learn something about N's character here, because if N comes

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<v Speaker 2>around demanding a gift or whatever, you know, you can

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cut her off. Absolutely. She doesn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You think, oh she was taking. Well, now we can

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<v Speaker 2>move on with our lives exactly. This is a sister

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<v Speaker 2>in law I can now trust perfect Leah, don't write

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<v Speaker 2>back in.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a simple problem, Leah, simple, clear cut. If you

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<v Speaker 3>do make up some names, don't just use a letter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, make up, use your imaginations. We just did this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we got to the bottom of Keith Urban's first name

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<v Speaker 2>and almost a split second. And meanwhile, this person is

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<v Speaker 2>so worried about giving gifts that they can't come up

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<v Speaker 2>with three imaginary names. No embarrassing, it's humiliating. Use chat GPT.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why we're throwing away water. Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's to create fake names for letters to podcast. You

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<v Speaker 2>have to cut this, you have to cut get on

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<v Speaker 2>chat GPT say I need three names. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>speed up the water warst GBT for three names is hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>You are three functioning member of society. They have to

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<v Speaker 2>like kill a penguin in order to run the system.

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<v Speaker 2>Blood everywhere to find out a nance you, Lisa, And

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<v Speaker 2>what is a third a name? Aaron? Aaron, Aaron, Get

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<v Speaker 2>on chat EPT, don't don't do it well? We answered

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<v Speaker 2>the question perfectly, I think so. I have yet again

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<v Speaker 2>another beautiful box of tea that will last me for

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<v Speaker 2>who knows how long. But hope this always comes handy.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm sick, I put a squirt of actual lemon

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<v Speaker 2>in there. I'm on top of the world. Okay, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>drink it when you're healthy too. It's nice. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to think of you when I'm sick, when I'm at

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<v Speaker 2>my lowest, hanging by a thread. Does it happen a lot?

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<v Speaker 2>I hope it happens a lot. I'm sick constantly yay

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<v Speaker 2>in and out of the hospital, and I take my

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<v Speaker 2>tea at the hospital. Of course, they I'm a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>Go into the e R. They ask me if I

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<v Speaker 2>want the usual, bring me my mulanos and lemon lemon

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<v Speaker 2>loaf tea. Well, thank you for the tea, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for being here, thank you for having me and listener,

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast is over. There's nothing you can do to

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<v Speaker 2>stop what's about to happen. Despite everything in your world

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<v Speaker 2>and how dark things are about to get for you, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to stop listening to the podcast. I love you, goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our

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<v Speaker 2>senior producer is on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are

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<v Speaker 2>beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by

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<v Speaker 2>miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without

1:25:37.400 --> 1:25:41.000
<v Speaker 2>our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram at I said No Gifts, that's where you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't you want to see the gifts? And why

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<v Speaker 2>did you hear? Fun? A man?

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<v Speaker 1>Myself perfectly clear, But you're a guess, Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>M hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty And.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no, guest.

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<v Speaker 1>Your own presences presents enough that I already had too

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<v Speaker 1>much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me