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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your own

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Speaker 1: presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me? Welcome to

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Speaker 2: I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Winecker. I hope you're

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Speaker 2: doing fine. I hope you're not doing anything stupid of

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Speaker 2: you know, when you're less to this podcast, you're ultimately

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Speaker 2: an ambassador of the podcast, and I don't need you

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Speaker 2: embarrassing me. What else is going on? I'm having an

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Speaker 2: incredible morning, as you can just probably tell from my energy,

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Speaker 2: celebrating three weeks of having low windshield wiper fluid, and

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Speaker 2: that actually I was thinking earlier of when I was

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Speaker 2: alerted by my car. The car should tell you that

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Speaker 2: when you stop the car, rather than when you start

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Speaker 2: it and can't do anything about it. This is a

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Speaker 2: note to all car manufacturers. Have the warnings. Maybe they

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Speaker 2: can come on at the beginning cases the car is

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Speaker 2: going to blow up, but in the case of windshield

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Speaker 2: wiper fluid, I've forgotten it by the time I get home.

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Speaker 2: Do a nice loud beep when I pull up into

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Speaker 2: the driveway. Help me rather than just shame me every

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Speaker 2: time I start the car. I'm solving problems, I'm creating ideas,

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Speaker 2: I'm podcasting. I love it. Let's get into the show.

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Speaker 2: I just think today's guest is fantastic. It's been Thomas Vinnie.

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Speaker 2: Welcome dysond Oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, thank you so much for having me. I

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Speaker 3: do think maybe you're using too much fluid. In general,

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Speaker 3: I think you're using too much fluid. I barely use

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Speaker 2: You know. I'm constantly using the fluid. I mean, the

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Speaker 2: smallest bit of dust on the car blasting out.

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Speaker 3: I don't feel guilty every time I use the fluid.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is too much. Surely I don't need

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Speaker 3: the fluid. The fluid's not necessary. I can't just use

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Speaker 3: the wiperies. Yeah, I'm not fancy. I'm not fancy.

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Speaker 2: I don't even flu you've got is your car? How

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Speaker 2: often you get your car washed? Oh? Not enough?

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Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you see a really dirty car and

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Speaker 3: the feeling it conscious is the same feeling you see

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Speaker 3: you like when you've see an abused dog or something.

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Speaker 3: It's the same kind of Oh, no, he's not taking

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Speaker 3: care of it. And I'm sure people look at my

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Speaker 3: car and they feel that way.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my car. I mean I'm on the same page.

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Speaker 2: I get it washed about I would say twice a year. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And it's definitely giving an energy of a dog that

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Speaker 2: needs to be rescued, like first step rescue, not even

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Speaker 2: by the pound takes it and has to get the

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Speaker 2: fleas taken off. All of this. Oh okay, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: a tough situation. So I think that's I'm kind of

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Speaker 2: washing the car via windshield wipe or fluid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right on which do you go to like the

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Speaker 3: festival car wash where like festival you know the one

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Speaker 3: that's like an automatic festival. You take it through and

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Speaker 3: a bunch of little brushes hit your car and there's

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Speaker 3: like colorful slabs and stuff. Okay, I do it by hand,

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Speaker 3: one of those little places. You're kidding why, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I just appreciate the old ways. There's something that feels

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Speaker 3: very like artisanal and classic about spraying to me.

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Speaker 2: The spraying it, the energy I get from that is

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Speaker 2: very I have just been somewhere like getting rid of

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Speaker 3: I think the last time I did it, it was because

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, just into the street

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Speaker 3: And I was like, surely I can't keep driving this.

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Speaker 2: Did it leave like an orange residu on your car?

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Speaker 2: It was disgusting. There was high pulp orange juice. Oh

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Speaker 2: God forbid if there was pulp.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even looked as if there was pulp, that

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Speaker 2: It didn't smell citteressy. I wonder maybe windshield whiper fluid

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Speaker 2: This is so gay guys shouldn't be allowed to talk

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Speaker 2: We're thinking of ideas. I've thought of a new beep

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Speaker 2: it's a great idea rather than this harsh beep I

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Speaker 3: You find at that point the beep almost sounds like

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Speaker 3: a threat. It's like, I hope nothing happens. She's like, wow,

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Speaker 2: I hope nothing happens. It really is kind of a

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Speaker 2: passive aggressive thing. Yeah, well, good for you for starting

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Speaker 2: the car and getting on your way. But that kind

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Speaker 2: of energy I love. I like a regular car wash

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Speaker 2: where the car is getting bashed by the festival is

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Speaker 3: It's the festival because everything's fringe, do you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean? Ye, Like, it's all like fringe and tassels,

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Speaker 3: and it's very southward.

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Speaker 2: It's very white.

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Speaker 3: Woman in Santa Fe kind of feeling herself. She's from

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Speaker 3: New York, but she recently moved there to find herself.

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Speaker 2: I want to see that exact car wash where everything's

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Speaker 2: kind of a beige or a turquoise, a very like

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Speaker 2: tasteful fringey, because right now it's still kind of circus

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Speaker 2: maximalist type, like blasting colors. Everything's like lava wax or

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Speaker 2: laser shine, which I appreciate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lava wax and the laser. But I mean,

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you want a more curated experience as I do.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: This is la I want to go to in a

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Speaker 3: car wash and like all of the tassels are ivory,

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Speaker 3: and like everything is ivory. You go in there and

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Speaker 3: it's a liminal like severance style gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who's gonna do this? Why haven't they done this?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's sick.

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Speaker 3: Every time you go there and get soap. It's like

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Speaker 3: getting sprinkles on a carvel cake or Nickelodeon.

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Speaker 2: It's nickel. You're getting slimy. Double Dare. Your car is

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Speaker 2: getting slipped to your pass cut Double Dare. Mark Summers,

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Speaker 2: The Mark Summer's car Wash, The thing about the one

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Speaker 2: that you do yourself. You do feel powerful. You have

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Speaker 2: a giant gun. You get to shoot at the car, yeah,

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Speaker 2: which like there's nowhere else in the world that you

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Speaker 2: get to do that safely. No, of course not.

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Speaker 3: I think the worst part about it is when people

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Speaker 3: I'm like, you're gonna get misted, do you know what

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't mean to do it, but the wind's

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Speaker 3: And that's not great because then you soak a stranger, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's ikey over there.

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Speaker 2: How so, well it's ikey. I don't know if it's

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Speaker 2: like this everyone, but the one I go to sometimes

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Speaker 2: people pee over there. It's like it kind.

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Speaker 3: Of smells like you're in and sometimes the suction doesn't work,

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Speaker 3: miasma of piss, piss and trash, trash, it's cigarette butts.

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Speaker 2: It's just a bad you're in a bad way.

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Speaker 3: But you want to stay in the liquid area and

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Speaker 3: you want to use that follow the steps they make

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Speaker 3: it very simple. Try not to use the brush too

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Speaker 3: much because sometimes it has sand in it and it seems.

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Speaker 2: Bad for cars. No, but it's great. It's like a broom.

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Speaker 2: But it's great for the spirit. Do you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean? And yeah, it's ripping the paint off cars

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Speaker 2: And now that's another thing that could be themed. Starship

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Speaker 2: in la of all places. Why aren't these things? They

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Speaker 2: should have more themes to these rather than just generic.

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Speaker 2: Why there aren't more themes in general? Of course I

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Speaker 2: think car wash Starship Troopers would be great, but I

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Speaker 2: also think even okay, every fast food place now and

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Speaker 2: this is a tangent. Are you mad? We don't do tangents.

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Speaker 2: We're very efficient.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna talk about carwashes for an hour and a

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Speaker 3: half ivery and everyone's talked about this. But every like

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Speaker 3: fast food restaurant now is brutalist. Oh yes, of course,

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Speaker 3: of course, I think every person who purchases the franchise

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Speaker 3: a fast food restaurant franchise should really make it their own.

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Speaker 2: They should really dig in. I once went on a

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Speaker 2: road trip with my family when I was really younger.

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Speaker 3: We were like going through Nebraska, and we stopped at

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Speaker 3: We stopped at a McDonald's brocade curtains.

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Speaker 2: There was a time period when this was happening a

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Speaker 2: McDonald It was beautiful. It was the most beautiful McDonald's

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Speaker 2: in a European It was like being in Versailles, and

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Speaker 2: the bathrooms were spotless, and I've never seen a McDonald's

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Speaker 2: like it, clearly because the franchise owner just really had

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Speaker 2: kind of a very specific vision for what this McDonald's

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Speaker 2: going to be mean to McDonald's. Absolutely, yeah, there was.

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Speaker 2: I feel like there was a period it must have

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Speaker 2: been like the late eighties or the mid nineties where

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Speaker 2: a lot of the occasional McDonald's would feel like Grandma's

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Speaker 2: living room, where it's like, this doesn't quite match what

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Speaker 2: I think of with McDonald's, but I appreciate it. It's

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Speaker 2: like dingy, starting to feel dingy. Those curtains obviously smell

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Speaker 2: like chicken.

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Speaker 3: Mcnaficis, Yeah, those curtains smell wraw. Those curtains are good,

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Speaker 3: but I do like just pick a theme. I think

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Speaker 3: prehistoric Western. Okay, there's a coffee shop out here, which

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to name specifically, but it is ostensibly named.

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Speaker 2: After prehistoric animals. So disappointing. Yeah, it's it's called what

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Speaker 2: It's called dinosaur coffee exactly. We can name it, but

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Speaker 2: because it should be dinosaur themed, it.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely shit every now and then they put a cheeky

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Speaker 3: little stegosaurus stamp on a cop I went in there excited,

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Speaker 3: right because I've never been there before. I saw the name.

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Speaker 3: I was thrilled. I was out of my fucking chair

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Speaker 3: ready to go to dinosaur coffee.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be filled with ferns. I

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Speaker 2: thought the cups they were gonna have little, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: kitchy dinosaur shaped cups. It's like it's like it's like

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Speaker 2: a t rex and it's holding a big bowl or

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Speaker 2: like a triceratops with its mouth open, and you're like

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Speaker 2: drinking out of the triceratops' mouth and not a functional cup.

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Speaker 2: Not a function No, not functional in fact, it hurts. Yes,

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Speaker 2: your hand is being cut, your head is being cut

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Speaker 2: Claire is a scary last name.

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Speaker 3: Oh terrifying, terrifying, and might I say Southern, Oh very

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Speaker 3: I could see it happening. There are some things I

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Speaker 3: The pancake breakfasts every now and then to be a

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Speaker 2: There was a lot. Mormon church was very dull for

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Speaker 3: They're like feeling the spirit and they're like yes Lord,

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Speaker 3: I have an aunt who wants she's not she she's

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Speaker 3: It boo, I'm gonna Supit is me trying to order

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Speaker 2: With speaking in tongues ordering soup. Oh. The snake churches, Oh,

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Speaker 2: They're like, they're like, Okay, we're so protected and blessed

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Speaker 3: Moment, like we're going to prove it to you by

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Speaker 2: Won't let it happen. And then sometimes sometimes God is

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Speaker 3: Maybe there's like a secret or something, or like you

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Speaker 2: Of course, nothing's going to happen. It has to be

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to actually test the limits of snakes.

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Speaker 2: It's you with two terrified ball pythons just like them

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Speaker 2: to you like you're the expert? Please? I think at

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Speaker 2: I wonder, are snakes part of every time you go

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Speaker 3: So if they're bringing these rattlesnakes out constantly, the rattle

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Speaker 2: This again. Yeah, if they.

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Speaker 3: Really want to do something crazy, they should get a

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00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 3: fresh one every time. They should get a rattlesnake, like

432
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 3: a city rattlesnake. That is like, it's it's violent, it's

433
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 3: got horrible tendencies, it's socopathic. The other rattlesnake, stay away

434
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 3: from it. It came out of a toilet. It came

435
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 3: out of a toilet, and then it loved it so

436
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,119
Speaker 3: much that it went back in. Like that kind of

437
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,679
Speaker 3: a rattle snake. Oh, truly a sewer snake. Get one

438
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,919
Speaker 3: of those and that'll prove to me that kind of

439
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 3: topic snakes.

440
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 2: It's the I don't know. Religion is so funny and

441
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 2: so weird. They should do a spider church. I wonder

442
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 2: if anybody's ever attempted that. Oh, because you dance on

443
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:54,159
Speaker 2: those spiders that you're gonna burn through spiders. That's a

444
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,360
Speaker 2: big budget for spiders.

445
00:21:55,600 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 3: But maybe another dangerous animal, right, like a scorpions box, jellyfish,

446
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 3: rabbit dog church, rabbit dogs, bring out the rabbit dogs

447
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 3: dog church, just running through the congregation, nipping at people.

448
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 2: I was about to make a horrible pond. Oh my,

449
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 2: I a better to make a horrible pond.

450
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,959
Speaker 3: Well, now you have to care instead of fuse their

451
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 3: pause and I'll never do it again.

452
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 2: I'll say that I never do it again. I can

453
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 2: wrap up the podcast at any time, so just don't

454
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 2: push me. But we have invented, so now we should

455
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 2: be in charge of cars. Yeah, car washers and animal

456
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 2: themed churches. Animal themed. I think Snake Church is ultimately

457
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 2: animal themed.

458
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,400
Speaker 3: Mall shops get abandoned all the time, Sure, go out

459
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 3: of business. Yeah, I would love to see a church

460
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 3: take over the rain for his cafe.

461
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 2: I mean, speaking of theme for restaurants, it's all coming together.

462
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,439
Speaker 2: Then it's our coffee take over a rainforest cafe. Perfect.

463
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: I mean, does Rainforest Cafe still exist? Oh yeah, they're

464
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: still probably like dragging themselves at this point.

465
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 3: No listen, Rainforest Cafe has seen a surge and activity.

466
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 2: This was a whole news story, like can ironic surge?

467
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 2: I think so true?

468
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 3: Like gen Z actually, really we love a themed restaurant

469
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 3: and so everyone kind of wants that Kitschi fun experience

470
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 3: of going to the Rainforest Cafe all of a sudden

471
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 3: and it was on its last.

472
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 2: Legs, which was super air. Then gen Z like stabbed

473
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 2: adrenaline into its heart and it's alive again. There's a

474
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 2: video online of this guy going to every rainforest cafe

475
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 2: in America. He visits every single one, all two of them.

476
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 2: There's so many, there's so many more than you think.

477
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 3: You keep besmirching them, and they're actually a very powerful organization,

478
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 3: so I would really watch it. And he goes to

479
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 3: everyone of the numerous beautiful rainforest cafes immaculates eating their

480
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 3: menu is crazy. Everything is like tropical cage in pasta

481
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 3: of course, and and like gorilla cheesecake, and it's just

482
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 3: stuff you might find in a diner, but with like

483
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 3: rain in front of it. And he eats that and

484
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 3: he starts to get so like sick and weird from

485
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 3: drinking nothing but mango dackies and eating like cowabunga meatballs

486
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 3: or whatever they're called, dynamite steak the wet dirt.

487
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 2: And he documented the whole thing, hmm, but probably over

488
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 2: TikTok or something YouTube. It's actually really beautiful the way

489
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 2: he edits it. Really.

490
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, he goes to this very emotional journey. He goes

491
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 3: with his friend. His car breaks down at one point

492
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 3: and it's just kind of it's a beautiful narrative toured

493
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 3: through the told through the lens of a Rainforest Cafe.

494
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 3: Rainforest Cafe is really just the vehicle for him to

495
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 3: create what I might describe as a novella of the

496
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 3: suffering of man and kind of a love letter to

497
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 3: classic Americana.

498
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 2: Losing my mind. Oh my god, I've spilled my drink

499
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 2: on Alas, I'm having a hard day. Do we have

500
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 2: a napkin in the house? In a napkin? Please? It's

501
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 2: filthy in here. I'm having a very hard time talking

502
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 2: about Rainforest I'm I'm just realizing now that I've been

503
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 2: hunched over this entire time. Have you really I think,

504
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 2: from from my viewpoint, you've had excellent poshing. Now what

505
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 2: am I doing? I think the Mico? Yeah, you're fucked up?

506
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 2: Thank you, On Alice, this podcast has taken a real

507
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 2: violent turn. I've spilled my coffee. I'm a disaster. Wow,

508
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 2: I need to see this Rainforest Cafe video series. They're

509
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 2: kind of the last themed restaurant. Oh yeah, lasted all

510
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 2: of them? Oh my god? Did they? Oh no, the

511
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 2: cheesecake Factory. That's not a theme. What are you talking?

512
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: Is cheesecake themes? Or it's factory theme.

513
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 3: The theme is Ancient Egypt, and the theme is Ancient Egypt.

514
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 3: It is you go down into a cheesecake factory and

515
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 3: it looks like like an ancient Babylonian tomb. It's dimly lit, beautiful, beautiful,

516
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 3: stunning sconces everywhere. And let me tell you something about

517
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 3: the cheesy fact. What let me tell you about the

518
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 3: cheesy fact. The food there every time I go, and

519
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 3: I go pretty often is never.

520
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: Bad at worst. At worst, it's only fine, yes, but

521
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 2: it's never bad. That's very true. Yeah, they kind of, like,

522
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,959
Speaker 2: I feel like, they kind of pride themselves on making

523
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 2: absolutely fine food. Yeah, like you like you won't be like,

524
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 2: you won't complain about your meal, of course not, which

525
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 2: is more than a lot of franchise. It's not franchise,

526
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 2: but chain restaurants can say I think so, And I

527
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: like how they have stuff that's just called like Asian salad.

528
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: Of course it's just means nothing. It means absolutely nothing.

529
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 2: They're just like Asian salad. It might as well be

530
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: Calabunga salad.

531
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 3: Absolutely it might be. But it's classier because there are

532
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 3: no animals in there.

533
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 2: Which on cheesecake factory going to the gallery or the

534
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: Americana Factory, the Grove Factory.

535
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 3: I prefer the Grove because there's something so romantic about

536
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 3: being seated on the terrace on the upper level and

537
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 3: you like overlook the grove and you can kind of

538
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 3: see this veneer of Tuscany melt away because right behind

539
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 3: it is the parking garage and the Nike store and

540
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 3: you're just kind of watching the world go by beneath you.

541
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 2: Or sometimes they.

542
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 3: Sit you in in the interior balcony that overlooks the amc.

543
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 2: Oh even more beautiful, the smell of popcorn wafting up,

544
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 2: the smell of popcorn floor whatever else wafting up into

545
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 2: your face. But no, it is really beautiful.

546
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 3: I think it is one of the top ten most

547
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 3: romantic dining locations in Los Angeles.

548
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 2: Riding that escalator up, it's so big, it's there was

549
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: no need to put an escalator. It feels like going

550
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: down to the subway in Washington, DC or something. It's

551
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 2: like so long and I think kind of skinny.

552
00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely cannot stand abreast, cannot past somebody on

553
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 3: that escalator. You know, it's crazy there's an upscalator, But no,

554
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 3: there's no downscalator. Oh interesting, you have to either take

555
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 3: that down stairs down or I wonder what the thinking

556
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 3: was behind that, or actually.

557
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,959
Speaker 2: I could be totally wrong. I could be making that up.

558
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 2: It seems right, do you think, Yeah, I'm like picturing

559
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 2: it now. I think you get to ride up. But

560
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: afterward your your screw. You wanted to say fucked. Why

561
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: didn't you more to keep this jumping back out? That's crazy.

562
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 2: You literally were about to say fucked and you stopped yourself.

563
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 2: This is a church podcast. Person foremost, I always am

564
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: surprised by when this podcast is listed as explicit. What

565
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 2: are we talking about? Parental advisory? Wait, there's a there's

566
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 2: a bent like put a little a little E next

567
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: to every episode for it, like this is like a

568
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 2: doctor tree out.

569
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 3: I did notice that I looked at Hannah Pilcaus's episode

570
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 3: and there wasn't E, and I was like, she was

571
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 3: probably great.

572
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 2: Did they get into it? Like I have no idea,

573
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 2: just filth, absolute filth. Well, I will you know something

574
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 2: that is disgusting I will say on this podcast. Still again,

575
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: you're not gonna be happy about this because I'm not finny.

576
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: The podcast is called I said no gifts. Yeah, I

577
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: was looking forward to you coming today. Okay, I thought,

578
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 2: Finny'll come, We'll have a great time. I'll pitch some

579
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 2: of my car ideas. Maybe he'll take them out into

580
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: the world and we'll, you know, spread spread this information

581
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 2: and have a wonderful time. So it's a little surprised,

582
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 2: and I will also say a little delighted when you

583
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 2: came into the studio holding what is not only a gift,

584
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: but a beautifully wrapped gift. Yeah, I'm so sorry. That

585
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 2: was my mistake.

586
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm as mad as you are. I may be

587
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 3: more than you are.

588
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: You're shaking, physically shaking. I'm shaking.

589
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do something crazy after this. I'm gonna do

590
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 3: something crazy. I don't know what it is yet, but

591
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: it's not gonna be legal. And I'm so mad.

592
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 2: I can't. You're casting a wide net with behavior just

593
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 2: saying it may not be legal. Yeah, I'm going to

594
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: do something crazy, But you brought this lovely little Uh.

595
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: It's in a small box wrapped in kind of a

596
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 2: newspaper or a coupon section.

597
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

598
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 2: I get a lot of coupon mailers. I get a

599
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: lot of coupon mailers and then it has a little

600
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 2: piece of origami on top.

601
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 3: I had to watch a tutorial on how to make

602
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 3: that crane. And let me say the guy was insufferable.

603
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 2: Shock.

604
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 3: The guy was insufferable. So he'd be like, and now

605
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 3: folded down to make the legs, okay, he said, And

606
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 3: now make a leg fold. He'd be like, and now

607
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 3: we're making a belly fold in a mountain fold? Were

608
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 3: you supposed to shut up until say fold in half?

609
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 3: Stop talking about bellies and mountains and legs.

610
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 2: If anybody knows Hamburger hot dog folding, Yeah, that's what

611
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 2: I can say.

612
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 3: Paddy Wiener, Paddy Wiener, and I'll figure it out. Don't

613
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 3: say mountain and belly anyway, I made the beautiful grain.

614
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous. Right when the last time you did orgami? Oh,

615
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 2: it's probably been days. I used to love me orgami frogs.

616
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 3: I used to be this b in Chicago where I

617
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 3: would fold a bunch of orgon me frogs and I

618
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: would be this man who's addicted to or gammy frogs

619
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 3: and I would throw them at the audience cranes.

620
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 2: I don't make as much. They're less functional, I would say, no,

621
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 2: they're not functional at all, but they are elegant. They

622
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 2: are so elegant, delicate.

623
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 3: And I wrapped this gift and just the box looked

624
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 3: bald to me, right, nude in a way that wasn't tasteful,

625
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: kind of nude in an acrid, dangerous way. And so

626
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 3: I topped it with a crane, and then I thought

627
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 3: I would level some curly cues.

628
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 2: Curly cues were done gorgeously. This is not the scissor,

629
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 2: I imagine. No, no, and you know what it is,

630
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 2: because the newsprint isn't strong enough for the scissor. Oh,

631
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: that makes sense. So I tried. What I did is

632
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: I wrapped him around a pencil.

633
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Yeah, I wrapped it with a pencil through

634
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 3: marinated them, threw them in a freezer, and you can

635
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 3: grill those up whenever you want. They're gonna be absolutely delicious.

636
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, with a water. I've never heard this before.

637
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,959
Speaker 2: It's so tasteful. Thank you so much. Okay, well should

638
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: I open it? Yeah, if you dare, I'm trying to

639
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 2: be very careful with so poorly. May just throw in

640
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: the trash the breast of the crane. Oh my god,

641
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: you're all over the place. The rude. I threw it

642
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 2: on the floor and that was rude. But it flew

643
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,239
Speaker 2: kind of nice, did it. Let's try that again. It

644
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: doesn't fall immediately to the floor. Yeah, well, as cranes do,

645
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 2: as cranes do. Okay, we'll put it there on the table. Oh,

646
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 2: you're not going to name it. Oh it's its name

647
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: is David. Perfect. There we go. So man, now we

648
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 2: have that business. Excuse me, No, this is a woman.

649
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: I think it's a woman. Yeah, it's a lady crane David. Now,

650
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be careful with these coupons. There might be

651
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: a money saving coupon and here that I think it's

652
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 2: mostly for alcohol or like closet shelves or something. I

653
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: feel like those are always in these now really closet organizers. Yeah,

654
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: closet organ one of those. My closet looks insane. Fifty.

655
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: I have silverfish. I haven't seen a silverfish, but I'm

656
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: just terrified that I'm going to get them. If you

657
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: have silverfish, that's gonna be a low day for you.

658
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,239
Speaker 2: You'll think what am I doing? You? You know? But

659
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 2: I just feel like when you find a bug in

660
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 2: your house. Oh, it's just like what am I doing wrong? Yeah,

661
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 2: I'm dirty. I'm dirty. Okay, I do want to look

662
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: at what coupons we've got here. I'm not even looking

663
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 2: at the gift. Oh okay, don't worry about Oh okay,

664
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 2: we're putting that behind for a moment. I'm getting some

665
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 2: sort of steak, eight free burghers from somebody, and you

666
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: need them. Look at that. Just a giant piece of

667
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: raw meat. I don't know what it is. It's not raw,

668
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: it's certainly. Oh it's bacon wrapped, and then it has

669
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 2: some sort of pomegranate on top or something from how

670
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: did you say bacon wrapped like that? Bacon rap? It's

671
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: bacon wrapped. How am I supposed to say it? I

672
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 2: don't know, bacon wrapped. It's bacon wrapped. Liza Minelli. Okay, well,

673
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 2: tomato tomato. But okay, I've got eight free burgers coming

674
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 2: my way. Some sort of air conditioner or something, water purifier?

675
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 2: Oh wait, fifty percent off organize your home? What did

676
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 2: I tell you? Oh my god, there it is. This

677
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: is the curse of the modern circular god. I wish

678
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 2: I had a closet like that. Oh can you imagine?

679
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: This is like American psycho suit. This is essentially the

680
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 2: car wash we were talking about. It really is.

681
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 3: No, that's the color scheme and everything Beije gray. The

682
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 3: soap is pine tar.

683
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 2: And fifty percent off of something I'll never know. That's

684
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 2: a shame. Okay, now I've put the gift behind my computer.

685
00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: I'm pulling is it's tea? Right? This is glazed lemon

686
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 2: loaf tea. You are not the first person to bring

687
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 2: this on the podcast, the same this exact and I

688
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,479
Speaker 2: wonder who else brought the tea. This was a couple

689
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 2: of years ago, Alison Rosen, I don't know who that.

690
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 2: That's well, tell me why you brought this. This is

691
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 2: so fascinating. Yeah, well, I think it's delicious. It's so good.

692
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 2: I think it's the best tea.

693
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, I think a lot of products that

694
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 3: are flavored like baked goods are kind of a waste

695
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 3: of time, right, because a pizza flavored thing isn't flavored

696
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 3: like a pizza.

697
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: Now, it's like garlic to an onion, garlic whatever.

698
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 3: This tastes Willy Wonka style as if you're eating glazed

699
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: lemon loaf. It's delicious and it was on sale to

700
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 3: for one. Oh my gosh, I have one for myself.

701
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 3: Good first, and what I'm hoping you do is text

702
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 3: me when you make a cup, and I'll make a

703
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 3: cup at the same time.

704
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 2: Oh, and we'll kind of synchronize.

705
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of like those lamps, like when you're in

706
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 3: a long distance relationship, like you touch one and it

707
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 3: lights up.

708
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 2: I haven't heard about this. That sounds so irritated. No

709
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 2: it doesn't. It sounds like the behavior of a controlling partner.

710
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 2: What you just see it like blinking a bunch because

711
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 2: the tapping constantly. The lamp turns red when you don't

712
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,720
Speaker 2: touch it within three minutes. Think of me, me actively cheating,

713
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 2: touching the lamp while it's happening in in a moment

714
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 2: of ecstasy, the other person kicking their legs touching the

715
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 2: lamp on in New York.

716
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: Uh.

717
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 2: Okay, it's really good tea. But obviously you've had it

718
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 2: at this point. I but we have to talk about

719
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: it because you bring up a good point about a

720
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:37,760
Speaker 2: lot of especially I think Oreo is currently our biggest offender.

721
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 2: Oh pisses me off. It makes me so mad.

722
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 3: Oreo flavored is chocolate and maybe vanilla or whatever their

723
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 3: icing is flavored, it's not the Oreo.

724
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 2: A lot of it is the texture. It's texture, it

725
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: tastes like it doesn't taste like chocolate. I mean, okay,

726
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 2: this is let's just put it all on the table.

727
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 2: Because this is a complicated issue and the cities on

728
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 2: the table, we have to be sensitive about how we

729
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 2: talk about it. Oreos. I love an original Oreo absolutely,

730
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 2: but now and we've talked about this. I think we've

731
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 2: all talked about this because this is what Oreo wants ultimately,

732
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 2: is to shock and just try to get our attention

733
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 2: in any way possible by putting whatever disgusting cream flavor

734
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 2: into the middle of the Oreo is possible.

735
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 3: Maybe we're a little different because this. I don't mind,

736
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I don't mind innovation. I

737
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: actually yearn for it.

738
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 2: I think Oreo being the.

739
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 3: Taco Bell of cookies is kind of It means they're

740
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 3: forward thinking and they're willing to push the boundary.

741
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 2: I think that's great. What I can't stand is when

742
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: something is Oreo flavored. But like so much of an

743
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: Oreo is the spirits of seeing the like the runes

744
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 2: on the Oreo. Oh and it is a run the

745
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 2: mysterious is a medallion or a rune that could open

746
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 2: a portal. It's whatever's on there. I don't know. It's

747
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 2: the one thing conspiracy theorists just have not latched on.

748
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 2: Come you imagine twisting that and it starts to glow.

749
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 2: You put them at the like five points of a

750
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 2: star and something insane happens, like the milk you're about

751
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 2: to dip it in becomes a whirlpool, storm clouds gather. Wow,

752
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 2: this is an Oreo commercial. Yeah, they should do that. Okay,

753
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 2: Now we have to kind of just remind Oreo that

754
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: we've created this and the money should be just to

755
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 2: where to write that to send the check. Absolutely, Okay.

756
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: So you don't like the Oreo flavor in a thing, No,

757
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 2: I don't, But I like the fact that Oreo is

758
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 2: now like, here's nacho cheese flavor Oreo. They didn't do that.

759
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 2: You're being hyperbolic. You're being hyperbolic.

760
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 3: They make like Lady Gaga chromatical oreos, which I don't

761
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 3: even know what those are.

762
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 2: I think those are just like vanilla with sprinkles probably,

763
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 2: but they do really like a sour patch kids Oreo,

764
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: which is one of the most disgusting foods I've ever

765
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: put in my mouth. It is revolted a sour Patch kid. No,

766
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: a sour Patch kid oreo? Oh bro, why did you

767
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 2: eat that? That's crazy because it was there.

768
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 3: I think really, fruity sour flavors are not meant to

769
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 3: be in any kind of baked good.

770
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 2: No, I think it's crazy. It's two worlds that were

771
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: never meant to cross paths. Wait, which sower Patch kids

772
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 2: like different fruits? Like different? I mean, first of all,

773
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 2: that's the beginning of the problem, because like there's the red,

774
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: the yellow, the green, the orange. No one likes the

775
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 2: green or the yellow. Is the green apple? I think

776
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: it's lime and lime artificial flavor. You've got to be

777
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 2: very careful.

778
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 3: Well, I could see like a key lime oreo, you know,

779
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 3: vanilla cookies and a lime interior.

780
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 2: But you're all over the place here because the key

781
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: lime oreo. And we're talking about the flavors of the

782
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 2: sour Patch kids, the sour Patch kids.

783
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 3: If I took the lime sower Patch kid, and I

784
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 3: created a kind of gestreak, Okay, sure, I created a

785
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: gas streak erb er blanc from its viscera, and I

786
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 3: made a cream and I put it between two Crispy

787
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 3: Vanilla cookies. I think it would be delicious.

788
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 2: But see, I think this is the problem with this

789
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 2: particular cookie, because I don't think sour Patch kids ever

790
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 2: really wants to name what their flavors are, because on

791
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 2: the bag, I don't think it tells you like cherry orange,

792
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 2: lemon lime. It's just it's the name of the children. Yes,

793
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: it's like the different children's names. Samantha, Christie, pass me

794
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: a Christy. Samantha's gross. What are the other two names? Oh,

795
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: they have to be boys. Yeah, you've got crazy it

796
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 2: you name this. I already named that. David oh oh

797
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: oh wait, who was Oh?

798
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 3: Well, his name is David too. I was gonna say,

799
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 3: who's the badass kid from that book?

800
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: What was like? No David? Oh? Oh? Ramona Ramona Ramona

801
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 2: from the book series.

802
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 3: Henry also from the same book series. And maybe what's

803
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 3: another man's name?

804
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 2: Ikabod Ichabod, Yeah, Ikobod, Christie Samantha, Yeah, I think I

805
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 2: already forgot the other name you gave. It actually doesn't

806
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 2: matter what was it, but I'd like to assign these

807
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 2: two colors. People can start spreading.

808
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 3: The word Christy Samantha Vinnie Vinnie.

809
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 2: Okay, you get to pick what color you are red, okay,

810
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:14,720
Speaker 2: oh wow, spoiled. Okay. I think orange is Christie. Orange

811
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 2: is Christy. Yeah, yellow ichabod kind of a sickly kind

812
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 2: of icky like thickabod and io Samantha is now green. Yeah.

813
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: So let's kind of trying to get the word out

814
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 2: about that. I think, So, what did they do? What

815
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: do they do professionally? Yeah? What as a group do

816
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 2: they do something? They? I think they're an ad sales.

817
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, I was thinking more along the lines

818
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 2: of solve mysteries. You're you're thinking of like a mad

819
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 2: men's situation. They smoke, they drink, and there's the children.

820
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 2: They are children, but they're bad. You know, they're sour.

821
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 2: I forgot about the kids element. Yeah, yeah, that's interesting.

822
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 2: You would love a sour patcha adult sour patch adults.

823
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 2: I wonder if they've ever tried that patchman, I don't know,

824
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 2: maybe they should. And it's huge, they're full size. I

825
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 2: guess a sour patch adult probably would need to be

826
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: like four or five inches tall, I think, because you

827
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: can't just have it be the same size as the children.

828
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 2: But then if it's four or five inches tall, then

829
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 2: the kid starts to look like an embryo. Okay, so

830
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 2: smaller for the adult maybe yees. So it's probably two

831
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: inches tall, two inches tall for the adult. But it

832
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: has to be demse it's gotta be thick. It don't

833
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 2: has to be two inches tall, but way half abound disgusting,

834
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 2: no beautiful, but okay, okay, I agree the lime flavored oreo,

835
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: but then it's just gotta be a lime Actually, I

836
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 2: think they do have a key lime oreo. To be honest,

837
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 2: it's not a sour patch. I think. I think it

838
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 2: sounds good. I like the risks they take. I think

839
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 2: it's a bad move. I think it's a bad look

840
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 2: for Nabisco. Oh my god. They and I also don't

841
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 2: under I have to imagine it's bad for the environment.

842
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 2: I'm switching up the flavors all the time.

843
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 3: I think it is, aren't they taking all the diet

844
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 3: of everything. Robert Kennedy and his.

845
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 2: His little tea dying crusade. Every crusade from him is

846
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 2: a dying crusade because of the way he sounds. He is.

847
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 2: It's terrifying and hopefully other things, Uh, there's he's croaking,

848
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 2: he's tan. Yeah, he's lifting weights and.

849
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 3: He's crazy, he's fucking do you know what I mean?

850
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: Like that man is pulling, he's cheating on his wife

851
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 3: every five minutes with some angenoux.

852
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: And no one, no one that's involved in this other

853
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 2: than him, is enjoying it. No, no, look, you're giving

854
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 2: everyone the benefit of the doubt here. I think some

855
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 2: of the like these women are falling in love with him,

856
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 2: and it must be like having sex with a honey

857
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 2: baked ham. I truly, it's generous. You think a honey

858
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 2: bake ham has moisture. Robert F. Kennedy is a moist man.

859
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 2: There's no way.

860
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 3: I never looked at him and thought he looks dry.

861
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 3: I think he's covered in a film at every turn,

862
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 3: like a honey baked If.

863
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,720
Speaker 2: He has any level of moisture, it's like a dusty

864
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 2: can of peaches. Do you like find like rolling across

865
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 2: a splooshe from holes for some reason that I'm sorry,

866
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 2: But if I'm standing by him being dry as a bone, okay,

867
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: it's a real jerky element.

868
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 3: I think he's covered in a kind of tacky glaze.

869
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 3: I think the same way like hippopotamus is sweat, kind

870
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 3: of a waxy film.

871
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 2: I think that's what happens. And sure, on the inside

872
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 2: he might be dry and maybe even creaky, but on

873
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:47,959
Speaker 2: the outside covered in a thin glaze. I think at

874
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 2: the at least his mouth is bone dry. Oh. Absolutely,

875
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 2: the tongue is furry, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

876
00:44:54,960 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 2: That mouth just ash, absolute cigarette, just like sandpaper. You

877
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 2: kiss him and your lips are smooth. Immediately afterwards, he

878
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 2: sucks some moisture out of you completely. Yeah, but I

879
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 2: feel like these women that he's cheating with. Yeah, enter

880
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 2: the situation thinking this is gonna be great. Absolutely, but

881
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 2: then it's, of course it's terrible. No, of course it is.

882
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 3: Every time I see him working out, I'm like, when

883
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 3: that man sleeps with you, he must heave, do you

884
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like, it's a it's a kind

885
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 3: of heaving experience.

886
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 2: You're getting dust blown in your face.

887
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 3: You're getting dust blown in your face, You're trapped underneath.

888
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 3: He's probably red as a cherry tomato right the blood.

889
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 2: His eyes are popping out of his head. But yeah,

890
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 2: eyes popping out of the head, bleeding on the in

891
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 2: the corners. Has somebody like flying through a windshield. Yeah,

892
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 2: his legs broken and backwards and bent. His nipples grating

893
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 2: nipples like thumb tacks. We're earning the explicit podcast nipples

894
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 2: like thumbtack, just forcing people to imagine r FK in

895
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 2: this situation. Our FK reach out. We need to answers

896
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 2: to these questions. Maloney flash, there's he looks so much

897
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 2: like a cured meat product to me. Yeah, and then

898
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 2: Cheryl stands by him. Oh, brother, Cheryl, Cheryl, she's another one.

899
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: Oh brother, she's another one.

900
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 3: I don't understand when people are married to absolute freaks

901
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 3: and they act like nothing is you know what I mean.

902
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 2: It's just like just looking completely the other wise. How

903
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 2: do you go to a party and look someone in

904
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 2: the eye. I can't imagine. I'd be so embarrassed to

905
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 2: even text a friend, yeah them knowing this is your partner.

906
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah I would. I would just have to stay at

907
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: home the rest of my life. And do you think

908
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 2: it would be worth it after we've well, we've just

909
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 2: described absolutely we now know why Cheryl's still in it. Yeah,

910
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 2: free meat, free meat meat for Cheryl. I wonder if

911
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 2: I would love to know, like, because I'm sure at

912
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: least in the past they would go to parties with

913
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 2: what I would assume our normal people, and I'm sure

914
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 2: every time he made a complete asshole of himself in conversation.

915
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 2: And what are those cars? Because I also assume at

916
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: some point she wasn't totally lost, which I feel like

917
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 2: she's lost at this point. I also am kind of

918
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 2: conflating her with her character on herby your enthusiasm, who's

919
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 2: so common sense? I's a mistake, Yeah, but I wonder

920
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 2: what those car rides home were like. They're probably like this. Well,

921
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: and that's him talking about his day and neither of

922
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 2: them can hear each other over him blasting arrowspid. I

923
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 2: think that's probably what it was.

924
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's him ramming his feet Fred Flintstone style through

925
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 3: the bottom of the car and insisting he's gonna run

926
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 3: at home because real men don't let anyone carry them

927
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 3: or anything. And then he's talking about how Jewish people

928
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 3: are creating acid rain and black people are addicted to it.

929
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 3: And then he's talking about how fluoride is actually poisoned

930
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 3: from the eye of a giant and she's eating it

931
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 3: up at every turn because he thinks he's so beautiful

932
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 3: kind of like a contemporary.

933
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 2: Sculpture, tears rolling down her face, just joy. Yeah, just

934
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 2: hand on the window looking out. How did I find

935
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 2: this guy? Or maybe she's part of it? She might

936
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 2: be part I mean when you stick around in a

937
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 2: marriage like that, questions have to be asked. Yeah, sticking

938
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 2: around because physically he's sticky. He's just he probably is

939
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 2: sticking man. Yeah, maybe not moist, but sticky. Yeah. I

940
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: will say I just made it. I made a mistake.

941
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 3: We kind of I thought once you unwrap this gift

942
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 3: that you were starting to wrap up the presentation, and

943
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: so I was starting like the presentation the podcast.

944
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 2: I shut down the power point yeah.

945
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was starting to hug away a little bit,

946
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 3: and then I was like talking about Robert F. Kennedy,

947
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, surely I keep talking about

948
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 3: Robert Kennedy, but he doesn't want to because he unwrapped

949
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 3: the gift, and therefore the podcast is wrapping up.

950
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 2: No, but that was a mistake on my end. You

951
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 2: bring up RFK and that's the beginning of the podcast.

952
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: You think this is the start. We should talk a

953
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 2: little bit more about the tea. Oh yeah, absolutely, you

954
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 2: did bring this. Yeah, how often are you drinking a tea?

955
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 2: I drink tea all the time, all the time. I

956
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 2: mostly drink green teas.

957
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 3: And there's a Oh, there's a wonderful black tea what

958
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 3: called morning Thunder. Oh from Celestial Seasonings, Colorado based company.

959
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 3: If you ever get a chance to tour their factory

960
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 3: in Boulder, you have to take.

961
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: I love a factory tour. Oh so do I. I think

962
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 2: it's like, Oh, it's so much fun. I haven't done.

963
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 2: I think the last one I did was jelly Belly,

964
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 2: which unfortunately is a I think kind of a they're

965
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 2: so tied to Ronald Regan, that's a tough jelly belly

966
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 2: is He loved jelly bellies, and I think the the

967
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 2: urban legend is that they would give him the jelly

968
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 2: bellies to make his mouth move so they could put

969
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 2: in like a d r in speech, almost like the Yes,

970
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 2: they were shoving jelly bellies in Ragan's gums to make

971
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: him slop around a word. He was eating the buttered popcorn,

972
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 2: and then meanwhile.

973
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 3: Addressing the nation, I digress, you were begging me to

974
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:39,439
Speaker 3: talk about tea and now.

975
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: Flapping. What I'm trying to do is always bring it

976
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: back to a conservative luned.

977
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 3: The tea is wonderful. I think it's a good tea.

978
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 3: It's a great tea for guests.

979
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 2: Okay.

980
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 3: I try to give a box to everyone I know,

981
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 3: so if I'm over their house, I know they have

982
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 3: good tea.

983
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 2: Oh what a good self serving idea, I think.

984
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 4: So.

985
00:50:58,880 --> 00:50:59,439
Speaker 2: I think it's great.

986
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 3: Sometimes they go over there and if I just want

987
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 3: an herbal tea, and they'll be like, I have Zinger.

988
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 2: I want Zinger. You want to glazed lemon loke, I

989
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 2: want to glaz want. I want a piece of tea

990
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 2: that tastes like a cup of taste. And it is.

991
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 3: It is so spot on, and I honest truly can't

992
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 3: believe I'm the second person to bring this to you.

993
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 3: I do blame my mother because she introduced me to

994
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 3: this tea. She bought me a couple of boxes and

995
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 3: she was like, you have to try.

996
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 2: It's delicious.

997
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 3: And I was under the impression that because I hadn't

998
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 3: heard of it and it was new for her, that

999
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 3: it's new for every right, But I should know from

1000
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 3: past experiences that she's not always up on the newest things, right,

1001
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 3: She's very behind. She's very behind For example, she once

1002
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 3: texted me my brother and my sister in law, and

1003
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 3: she said, when you guys come out here to visit,

1004
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 3: we must take you to this new restaurant.

1005
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:45,919
Speaker 2: It's called Mendocino.

1006
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 3: Farms, and they have a delicious vegan on me. Godless, yeah, absolutely,

1007
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 3: god bless. And she was jazzed about Mendosino Farms. She

1008
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 3: thought it was a local farmers.

1009
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 2: Well they you know, they don't give you too much

1010
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 2: information of Mendocine. They don't where is the farm? They

1011
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 2: don't say anything. There's no farm, there's none. I don't

1012
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: think there's a farm. Oh there's multiple, there's some multiple farms.

1013
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 2: I don't know where they're sourcing their goods. Mendocino make

1014
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 2: salads in the name, what are you talking about? You

1015
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 2: don't know why any of that's coming from Mendocine. Are

1016
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 2: you kidding me that.

1017
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 3: Beyond beef is from Mendosino. I could chasee the Mendozino

1018
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaker 3: air wherever I go. But anyway, I love his tea.

1019
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 3: I think it's great. Put it in a mug, put

1020
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 3: it in a I think it pairs wonderfully with Milano cookies.

1021
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and if you want to put together a

1022
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 3: little platter. Milano cook cook me. I'm in a weird

1023
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 3: place with words. I'm still learning them. Milano cookies. Bochi chocolate.

1024
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 2: Okay, I've never heard of a bochi chocolate. Never heard

1025
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 2: of a bochi chocolate? What's that? Bochi chocolates are like

1026
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 2: there Italy's answer to Ferrero rochet. Oh yes, I know

1027
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 2: what a Bochi chocolate is. White is crispy. But there

1028
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 2: is a hazelnut. There's like a whole hazel light crunch.

1029
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, your teeth do almost a pop. Well, you

1030
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 2: look disgusted.

1031
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 3: It's not like biting into a large grub, not bear grills.

1032
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 3: It's a chocolate and it's wonderful, and I heard all

1033
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 3: of you to try it. This is not a tea for.

1034
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 2: This is not a tea to have with like dinner.

1035
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. This is not because it's

1036
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 2: not going with a vegan bond me. Certainly, No, absolutely not.

1037
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: That's more of a greene, I would say. So, this

1038
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,399
Speaker 2: is a tea you have after dinner with a few

1039
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 2: chocolates and a few friends and a deck of cards

1040
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 2: and conversation, great.

1041
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 3: Conversation in your conversation pit and and your and your whippets.

1042
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 3: Your Italian greyhounds are running around. Your whippets are running

1043
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 3: around the house, tearing it up. You have birds, they're

1044
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 3: they're nipping at your guests too.

1045
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 2: You're not apologized. I'm not apologizing.

1046
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 3: I simply say they have a hurting instinct. It's not true.

1047
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 3: It's absolutely not true.

1048
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 2: And when there's music, oh there's there's Gregorian chant again,

1049
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 2: too loud to hear over, too loud to hear over.

1050
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 2: People are yelling at each other and it's driving the whippe.

1051
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 2: It's mad. That's why they're fighting.

1052
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 3: And that's the whippets are going mad because of the chant.

1053
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 3: And to top it all off, you have a nice

1054
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,439
Speaker 3: hot cup of tazz oak Laize lemon loaf.

1055
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 2: It is such a good tea and it's you know,

1056
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 2: it's like naturally sweet, which is always shocking to me,

1057
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 2: just like us, just like you and I? Hey are you?

1058
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 2: Has everybody has anyone ever brought a repeat gift before?

1059
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 2: Other than this? I feel like somebody has, And I

1060
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 2: wish I could on ealise. If you have any idea

1061
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 2: trying to make me feel better, I'm gonna kill myself.

1062
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 4: I don't think so.

1063
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 2: But Vinnie. I just think this makes you extra special,

1064
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 2: so you think absolutely why I just disagree on that point.

1065
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 2: Donalice is just trying to That's what I would say

1066
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 2: to a kid who like pissed himself like in front

1067
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 2: of the class, like no one else pissed themselves. A

1068
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 2: unique your star. No, I think this might be the

1069
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 2: first repeat gift, and I think it's because it speaks

1070
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 2: to the to the quality of the glazed lemon loaf tea.

1071
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 2: Do they make another baked tea? Thank you? I'm very

1072
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 2: curious they do.

1073
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 3: I believe the only other baked good is the vanilla maquon.

1074
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 3: Oh interested vanilla, which I'm not as interested in, No,

1075
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 3: neither ofm I because it's what it's vanilla, simply vanilla.

1076
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: There's no other note to that makes a maquon. A

1077
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 2: ma is the texture, like that's the most of it.

1078
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 2: It's the egg white, it's the way it crunches, and

1079
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 2: it's like chewy in the middle. It's three ingredients, what egg, sugar, vanilla?

1080
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:48,760
Speaker 2: Shut up? Maybe color, I think so maybe color? Maybe

1081
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 2: color if you want to go get extra fans. Otherwise,

1082
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 2: it's just a white cookie.

1083
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 3: Me in a boardroom in the early sixties, trying to

1084
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 3: integrate a TV show. Maybe color, Maybe we try color.

1085
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 3: Got a crazy idea of the idea.

1086
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that feels like a bad idea. On Toaso's part, Toaso, Tazzo, Taso,

1087
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the question that we're all asking.

1088
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 2: Let me look at it. You got a guys, close

1089
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 2: look at that.

1090
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 3: It feels something about It feels Eastern European to me.

1091
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 3: So I would say, I would say like, and then

1092
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 3: backwards it's like was Zette and I think, and that's

1093
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 3: exactly what it is.

1094
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 2: I would have guessed my initial guests would have been Rago.

1095
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 2: But Taso, Tazo, What did you say, Tezo?

1096
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 3: You're never gonna make it over there? Let me say something,

1097
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 3: You're never gonna make it in the Baltic States. The

1098
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 3: color of the box, which I also think needs to

1099
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 3: be discussed.

1100
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 2: Yes, beautiful, gorgeous, although there's an element to this that

1101
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 2: I'm a little like it feels a little off brand,

1102
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 2: which is the splat.

1103
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 3: You're talking about the blood spatter, Yes, yeah, yeah, you're

1104
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 3: talking about the Dexter. You're talking about the Dexter dark

1105
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 3: purple blood splatter behind lemon there's just a blast of

1106
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 3: purple goo. I feel like they had this box and

1107
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 3: it was perfectly designed and it was beautiful, and women

1108
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 3: designed it, and then a man looked at it and

1109
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 3: he was like, yeah, lady, step aside, and he was like,

1110
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 3: the bread doesn't look mean. He was like, the bread

1111
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 3: needs to look badass or people aren't going to buy this.

1112
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 3: It needs to look like it's about to walk into

1113
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 3: an m m A ring and fight. And so he

1114
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 3: was like, let's throw some splats behind the bread.

1115
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: And it looks like a character selects screen in a

1116
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 2: fighting game. It really does.

1117
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 3: It's like tech in, Yeah, pick your five shirt and

1118
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 3: it's glazed lemon loaf.

1119
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 2: That's a fighting game I could get you. Absolutely makes goods.

1120
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 2: It's a Nina from Techan slapping a glaze lemon loaf

1121
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 2: like this, like glazeed lemon loaf, ripping someone's head off.

1122
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 2: Oh like more reality.

1123
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it drags the spine out of someone. It doesn't

1124
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 3: have any arms or anything. It just sits there. You

1125
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 3: can't see what it's doing. It's all telekinetic and it's

1126
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 3: tearing someone to pieces.

1127
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 2: But yeah, that is an odd element to this box.

1128
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe I mean, what else do you

1129
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 2: put behind this? A couple of lemons and a bottle

1130
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 2: of vanilla?

1131
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 3: A couple of lemons. A couple of lemons euphemism for

1132
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 3: gay people in the early forties. There's a couple, a

1133
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 3: couple of lemons over there. I do think it needs

1134
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 3: to be dark behind the lemon loaf because the background.

1135
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 3: Stop yell at me, because the lemon loaf is so light,

1136
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 3: you can't just have the right behind it. So I

1137
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 3: would do I would do purple, and I would bring

1138
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 3: it up to make it darker with the lemon loaf thing,

1139
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 3: the rest of the box white, with the kind of

1140
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 3: light ome bray at the bottom right.

1141
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 2: Kind of a downpour, caught in the rain, kind of

1142
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 2: a cut in the rain downpour. That makes sense for ot. Yeah,

1143
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 2: you're gonna drink. You know, you're watching the rain outside.

1144
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 2: We're painting a picture. You do on a podcast, you

1145
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 2: paint a picture for the listener, Oh for the I was,

1146
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, here's one thing about me is I'm dumb?

1147
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 2: Because you said you dumbis Mantle.

1148
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 3: I thought you were talking about how you painted, and

1149
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 3: I said, wonderful. Tell me about what you tell me

1150
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 3: about your work.

1151
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 2: Uh No, we're just we're you know, we're trying to

1152
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 2: be as visual for the listener as possible. Yeah, you

1153
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 2: sit down and you're in a big cozy sweater. You

1154
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 2: have strep throat. You have strep throat, and your whippets

1155
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 2: are running around sixty miles an hour constant. There's always whippets.

1156
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 2: Are you imagining the whippets fresh from the race track? Yeah?

1157
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 2: Those are racing dogs, aren't they. I hope. I feel

1158
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,439
Speaker 2: like if they look like that and they weren't for racing,

1159
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 2: if they don't move quickly. But luck, you're built like

1160
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 2: an antelope. What are you for? You're not for cuddling?

1161
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 2: I know that much.

1162
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 3: Sharp ass dogs, they are sharp, oh points all over

1163
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 3: the place. You run your hand down the spine and

1164
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 3: it's like playing a xylophone.

1165
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:07,479
Speaker 2: It's insane, but you know, yeah, glad they're here. Glad

1166
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 2: they're here.

1167
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 3: Glad I keep linking at their camera. Yeah, fucked up,

1168
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 3: but they keep looking at the camera.

1169
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 2: You can use that for like a rescue organization, animal rescue. Yeah,

1170
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 2: that footage will be clipped out and adopt. Don't shop,

1171
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 2: find a whipp it. Yeah, skinny dogs. I run a

1172
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 2: rescue only for skinny dogs. I bet that exists. They've

1173
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 2: got one for everything, absolutely, And I do think that

1174
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 2: those racing dogs, when they're no longer race worthy, I'm

1175
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 2: sure whatever cruel owner has them just sends them off

1176
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 2: to die. Yeah. Glue factory. Glue factory probably what still happened?

1177
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 2: Did that ever happen?

1178
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1179
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 3: I have it because you derive glue from the collagens

1180
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 3: in the hoof right right.

1181
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 2: But postly that situation where it's like, oh, we can't

1182
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 2: use this horse anymore, or is it like we're breeding

1183
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 2: the horse for the glue. Oh?

1184
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 3: I don't think they were ever breeding horses for a glue.

1185
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 3: I think animal brye products. And let's get into it. Yes,

1186
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 3: animal byproducts after the slaughter of the animal that were

1187
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 3: not fit for human consumption were sent to the glues

1188
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 3: to be derived. Okay, that makes a little more sense,

1189
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 3: I think so, which is why that Elmer's logo is

1190
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 3: a bull.

1191
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so dark. Think about it. Wow,

1192
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 2: dark but dryes clear. They really they make it seem

1193
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 2: such a fun He's like the sun. He's like, I'm

1194
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 2: happy to be sacrificing myself. Absolutely, but it's just like

1195
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 2: the sun on the sunscreen bottles, Like that's what's trying

1196
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 2: to kill you, right, you know what I mean. But

1197
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 2: at least that like the sun isn't dying. Well, actually

1198
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 2: the sun is dying.

1199
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, very that is absolutely dying. But anyway, No, they're

1200
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 3: not melting dogs down for glue. They're just burying them

1201
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 3: or burning them.

1202
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 2: Just sending them off into the city to buy children.

1203
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 2: There are organizations that save greyhounds. Uh right, right kind

1204
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 2: of uh yeah, because again these people just breed them

1205
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 2: to chase the little thing around the track. Yeah, and

1206
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 2: then it's like their career is over. What do they do?

1207
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 2: You know, it's like a pro ballplayer, Yeah, with NBA players, Yeah,

1208
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 2: Blue Factory.

1209
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 3: Could you imagine if it was dogs, they become correspondence

1210
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 3: to talk about dog racing, Like there's a Charles Barkley of.

1211
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 2: Start their own clothing line this kind of thing. Oh

1212
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 2: my god, it's a possibility for snow one. It would

1213
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 2: not be body inclusive. A greyhound starts a clothing line

1214
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 2: and oh yeah, that's the waist is all snatched in bulldogs,

1215
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 2: begging them to make clothes that are more inclusive, posting

1216
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 2: about them, just calling them out constantly, and they deserve

1217
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 2: to be called out. They do. It's messed up Italian snobs.

1218
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 2: Italian snobs, which, by the way, are the miniature versions

1219
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 2: of aun. Oh so the regular greyhound comes from elsewhere.

1220
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 2: The regular greyhound is big. I don't know where it's from.

1221
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 3: But the whipp it rush off. But the whipp it

1222
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 3: is very tiny. That it's a tiny from Italy. So

1223
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 3: the whipp it is a greyhound, yeah, in.

1224
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 2: Italian, but he like tiny, It's like a toy greyhound.

1225
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 2: I thought those were separate breeds. I think they are.

1226
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 2: You just told me a whippet is a greyhound.

1227
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, a whippet I think is a whippet

1228
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 3: and an Italian greyhound. Because if it is, then yes.

1229
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 2: Now you're asking me. You presented this information. Is a

1230
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 2: whippet an Italian greyhound on a lease.

1231
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 4: They are different, they are, but they're both considered sighthounds.

1232
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 2: So sighthound, yes, they're part of the same family. Yeah, okay,

1233
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 2: sighthound is different than a miniature greyhound, is different than

1234
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,919
Speaker 2: a whippet. Yes, let's just I think we need to consolidate.

1235
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one greyhound and let them breed. Yeah, just

1236
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 2: let those ones breed. We've got too many of these things.

1237
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 2: There are dogs we don't need. Hugs, the poor pug,

1238
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 2: the plight of the plug.

1239
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 3: God, every time I hear one of those things breathe,

1240
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 3: a pug or like a French French bulldog, terrifying, just

1241
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 3: bread to die for people to squeeze a wolf into

1242
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 3: the shape of a human baby.

1243
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 2: If that it's like a sour dough loaf. It's like

1244
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 2: a barely a shape. Yeah, it's barely a shape. I mean,

1245
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 2: God blessed. We love all that. I love dogs, but

1246
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 2: these the ones that are the fact that we keep

1247
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 2: breeding them, yeah, is crazy and making them even smaller

1248
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 2: and less able to survive. Yeah, poor little things, poor,

1249
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 2: the poor DearS or the poor DearS. Well, is there

1250
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 2: anything left to say about tea? I git me here.

1251
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,040
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're giving this a good effort.

1252
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 3: Okay, The box says, revel in a dessert worthy tea

1253
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 3: with tangy notes of lemon and velvety creamy vanilla. And

1254
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,919
Speaker 3: at every turn they're right. It is glazed lemon loaf

1255
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 3: flavor with other natural flavor. God only knows what that is.

1256
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's always you know it starts to raise some

1257
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 2: red flags. The ingredients. Can you guess the first ingredient?

1258
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 2: Do you think in claze?

1259
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 3: Lemon, left tea, black tea, apples and apples? Okay, the

1260
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 3: first ingredient is apples, natural flavor, green rebos oh, which

1261
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 3: is really good tea, orange, peel, cammameal, rose, petals, liquorice, root, ginger.

1262
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 2: No lemon, no lemon at all. So they're taking the

1263
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 2: apple and maybe using the acidic element of an apple

1264
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 2: to create lemon or I mean natural flavors. That covers

1265
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 2: a lot of ground. That could mean almost anything. There's

1266
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 2: no way to know. Imported from Morocco. Morocco. Yeah, excellent tea.

1267
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 2: What else do you want me to say? I'll do more?

1268
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 2: What's more about the tea? No? Oh, here's and here's

1269
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 2: what it says in the back. Are you ready? It's

1270
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 2: kind of cheeky. Yes, we've got our own thing brewing.

1271
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:45,439
Speaker 2: Oh boy.

1272
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,360
Speaker 3: We're on a quest to be the most bold. It's

1273
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Speaker 3: in bold, unexpected teamakers. We're also in bold, always curious,

1274
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 3: always questioning, what's this bold flavor? What's that bold aroma?

1275
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 3: We love to dive in and stir things up.

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01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 2: We're half curious kid, half intrepid explore.

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01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 3: Who wait, and there's a third losing meita though half

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01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 3: undaunted alchemist. Yes, one and a half that spirit. We

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01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 3: bring it to tea. We do it through unexpected blends

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01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 3: with a twist, so you can bold taste vibrant, undiscovered

1281
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 3: flavors the world has stashed away.

1282
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:27,480
Speaker 2: You just think of the emotionless copywriter typing that out. No,

1283
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,920
Speaker 2: she was feeling herself when she was typing this. Are

1284
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 2: you kidding me? Very? We do things a little differently

1285
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 2: around here. Yeah, you can't read that without smiling. Dessert delight.

1286
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 2: She said. One thing about me is I love wine

1287
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna drink it. Every Dane's like get so.

1288
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 2: When they unveiled a new wine glass, they unveiled a

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01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 2: new one. When Apple unveiled their new wine.

1290
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 3: Glass, when Apple unveiled their thinnest wine glass yet, I

1291
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 3: was beside myself.

1292
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 2: Okay, I think it's tarting to play a game. God,

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01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 2: Praise God, Praise this tea. I need a number between

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01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 2: one and ten from you, between one and ten. Yes,

1295
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you six. Okay. I have to

1296
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 2: do some light calculating to get our game pieces. Okay,

1297
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 2: so right now, you can promote, recommend, do whatever you

1298
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 2: want with the microphone. I'll be right back. Yeah, I'm

1299
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 2: going to be in a movie that comes out on

1300
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime Video at the end of this month that

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01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 2: we're recording this in January called You're Cordially Invited, and

1302
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 2: I'm doing a half hour with Zach Zimmerman at the

1303
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 2: Kennedy Center on February twenty. First, why am I looking

1304
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,960
Speaker 2: at the TV? I should be looking at that.

1305
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 3: This whole time, I've been looking at the camera, and

1306
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,959
Speaker 3: then I started looking at the timer, so I start

1307
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 3: looking like you have a vision trouble or soth. Oh,

1308
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 3: it's gonna look like context. I have big stupid eyes,

1309
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,440
Speaker 3: so it's gonna look like a vision trouble.

1310
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 2: Terrified. I was cock eyed for years, but I was

1311
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:54,720
Speaker 2: a kid. Oh, because they're like when you open them

1312
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 2: really wide, it just truly is like, what does cock

1313
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 2: eyed mean?

1314
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 3: I don't know, it might be offensive. Cock eyed once

1315
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 3: another euphemism for being gay. Cock eyed lemon loaf, Yeah,

1316
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:11,360
Speaker 3: you cock eyed lemon loaf? Yeah, So I guess that's

1317
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 3: the stuff. I also platonic on Apple TV. Plus I'm

1318
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,280
Speaker 3: in that, So is that thank you beautifully.

1319
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 2: Use time. We're gonna play a game called Gift or

1320
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 2: a Curse. I'm going to name three things. You'll tell

1321
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 2: me if there are a gift or a curse and why,

1322
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 2: and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong,

1323
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 2: because there are correct answers and you can lose, so

1324
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,560
Speaker 2: be careful, all right, all right? Number one, This is

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01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 2: from a listener named Brooklyn. Gift or a curse. When

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01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 2: recipes say enjoy in the last step of the instructions,

1327
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 2: that's a curse. Why don't tell me what to do?

1328
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Enjoy is crazy. I haven't

1329
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 2: made your little recipe yet. Like, don't don't tell someone

1330
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 2: to enjoy it. Invite them to enjoy it. Say enjoy,

1331
01:08:56,479 --> 01:09:02,759
Speaker 2: but no worries. If not, say enjoy if you feel enjoy, girl,

1332
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:08,599
Speaker 2: stop yelling. I would say a curse. Correct. Correct, it's

1333
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 2: a curse when you say enjoy at the end, you're

1334
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:15,560
Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, the recipe writer is assuming

1335
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 2: a lot about themselves. It's a real cocky move to

1336
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:22,320
Speaker 2: be like, maybe I won't enjoy it. They don't know

1337
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 2: if I'm going to enjoy it or not exactly, so

1338
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:27,120
Speaker 2: maybe wait until I've tried it to and then say

1339
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 2: did you enjoy? Follow up or instead of an exclamation point,

1340
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:34,719
Speaker 2: maybe a question mark. Enjoy. Enjoy really call into question

1341
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,760
Speaker 2: everything that you've done. Yeah, be humble, Be humble. That's

1342
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 2: ultimately what everyone needs to be doing. And when I

1343
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,760
Speaker 2: say see the word enjoy at the end, the sense

1344
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 2: of professionalism has gone out the window. I no longer

1345
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:52,400
Speaker 2: trust you as a cook or baker. You're now a friend.

1346
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 2: Take that guy theory. I hope his recipes. Does he

1347
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:00,360
Speaker 2: have recipes? Does guy share recipes? I don't know. I

1348
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,559
Speaker 2: don't think he has recipes. I think his recipes are

1349
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 2: like cover it in gees and tear it up, brother,

1350
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,920
Speaker 2: throw it on the grill, Throw it on the grill,

1351
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 2: Bobby Flay. Okay, Enjoy is a curse. It's a ridiculous

1352
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 2: thing to put at the end of anything very well played.

1353
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 2: Number two This is from unknown, which is always so

1354
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,839
Speaker 2: eerie to me. Gift or a curse. Barely keeping alive

1355
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 2: a houseplant that always looks to be on the verge

1356
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 2: of dying.

1357
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:29,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this one's hard because I do have

1358
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 3: a plant like that. I love bringing it back because

1359
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 3: I feel how I imagine a surgeon feels after resuscitating

1360
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 3: someone or something. I would say, I would say it's

1361
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:47,520
Speaker 3: a gift for me and a curse for the plant ultimately.

1362
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,800
Speaker 3: But I do find it to be a beautiful experience.

1363
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 3: And when the plant, when the plant quickly responds to

1364
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:56,120
Speaker 3: my giving it water, I'm like, oh, I did the

1365
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:59,719
Speaker 3: right thing. But then inevitably it drinks the water too quickly.

1366
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 3: I don't water it in time, and it droops again.

1367
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,600
Speaker 3: And so it's just kind of this endless cycle of

1368
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:08,719
Speaker 3: abuse between me and the plant. But I do feel

1369
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 3: like it's a gift. Yeah, but it's a curse.

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01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 2: Correct, It's a gift. I mean what you've just described.

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01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:17,680
Speaker 2: You can have your own little psycho situation. You have

1372
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,639
Speaker 2: this captive. You get to play your own little psycho

1373
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 2: game with the plant. Also, it's a nice way to

1374
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 2: let your friends know that you're hanging by a thread.

1375
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 2: You invite them over and they see that out of

1376
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 2: the corner of their eye you're serving them this tea.

1377
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 2: It seems okay. Then they're like, I think something is

1378
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:37,280
Speaker 2: going on with Finny, so let's all be sensitive to

1379
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 2: him right now. Reach out when you can. What kind

1380
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:45,639
Speaker 2: of plant is yours that you abuse. There is one

1381
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 2: plant that I have in the house that like really

1382
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 2: lets me know that it's getting sick, which I appreciate actually,

1383
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,559
Speaker 2: because the rest of them kind of keep to themselves

1384
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:58,719
Speaker 2: until they're dying, until they're basically off the right beyond help.

1385
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 2: This one. It has kind of some dark leaves and

1386
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 2: it totally freaks out when it's dry. I put it

1387
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 2: under some water. Half hour later it's back and healthy again.

1388
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 2: So I do appreciate being able to it gives. It's

1389
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 2: a bit of a God complex situation, absolutely, just like

1390
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:20,280
Speaker 2: you depend on me, and what is God if not complex? Yes,

1391
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:25,640
Speaker 2: so kind of the psycho element of it ultimately is

1392
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 2: a gift. Okay, you've gone two out of three. We'll

1393
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 2: see what happens with this third one. This is from

1394
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 2: a listener named Paul. Oh, this is interesting. This is

1395
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 2: kind of connected to the last one. We've got a

1396
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 2: dying theme gift or a curse. People who tell you

1397
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:44,519
Speaker 2: they have been legally declared dead for fifteen minutes. Oh

1398
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 2: my god.

1399
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,599
Speaker 3: Well, okay, and you're asking about not the experience itself,

1400
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:51,639
Speaker 3: but the people who tell you about their experience are dead.

1401
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 2: I would say it's a curse.

1402
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,720
Speaker 3: If they all saw the same thing, I would say

1403
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:04,720
Speaker 3: it's a gift, but they rarely do. And also, if

1404
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 3: you were dead for fifteen minutes, you weren't dead. I'm

1405
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:12,360
Speaker 3: here to tell you that you were barely alive, which

1406
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,000
Speaker 3: is different dead for fifteen minutes. If your brain didn't

1407
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,880
Speaker 3: have oxygen for fifteen minutes, you would not be telling

1408
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 3: me the fun story about you being dead for fifteen minutes. Yeah, Vinnie,

1409
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 3: I can't believe this move. I think you might be

1410
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,559
Speaker 3: the second winner in a row.

1411
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 2: The game is falling apart. Are you kidding me? It's

1412
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:35,240
Speaker 2: absolutely a curse, Yes, very much, for the same reasons.

1413
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 2: You were not dead there simply were not dead unless

1414
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 2: legally declared. What are we talking about. Did you have

1415
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:47,920
Speaker 2: a notary come in and stamp the certificate? Like, sit

1416
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,479
Speaker 2: up your body? Did they get your somebody to come

1417
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:54,120
Speaker 2: identify your body that quickly? Yeah, you weren't dead, baby, No,

1418
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:58,559
Speaker 2: you were just you were in between states exactly second

1419
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 2: of all fifteen minutes. Anyway, anybody can do anything for

1420
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:03,920
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. It's not that impressive come back when it's

1421
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,639
Speaker 2: been like six hours. I was dead for six hours. Okay,

1422
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:07,880
Speaker 2: now I'm starting to believe you were dead.

1423
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 3: A seal can hold its breath for fifteen minutes. Do

1424
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,960
Speaker 3: you think I care if you died for fifteen minutes?

1425
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:14,680
Speaker 2: Hold my breath for fifteen minutes. I haven't tried, but

1426
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:17,080
Speaker 2: I'm sure I could. We'll get there. Get there, gig.

1427
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:21,240
Speaker 2: It might lead to me being legally declared dead for

1428
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. But then I've done two things in a day,

1429
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,280
Speaker 2: of course, and what has this person done? Died? It's nothing.

1430
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,880
Speaker 2: All you have to do is lie down. It's not

1431
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 2: interesting now, of course not. It's boring. You should have

1432
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,720
Speaker 2: been doing You could have been doing something with your

1433
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 2: time with those fifteen minutes. You could have painted a

1434
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 2: picture called a friend. Instead you were lying on a

1435
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 2: table somewhere, ready to brag about this at a party.

1436
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,400
Speaker 2: Could have done like sixteen backflips. You could have done

1437
01:14:43,439 --> 01:14:49,759
Speaker 2: at least sixteen very slow backflips. Wait are they faster?

1438
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,160
Speaker 2: I've never done a backlip. I feel like a backflip

1439
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,600
Speaker 2: takes about three seconds. You can do a backlib. I

1440
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,519
Speaker 2: can do it. Yeah. That's kind of how I launched

1441
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 2: this podcast. I came to the network and I said,

1442
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,879
Speaker 2: would you like a host who can do a backflip,

1443
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:04,040
Speaker 2: as Dylan adlerman on you he has Can he do

1444
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,120
Speaker 2: a backflip? Have you not? He?

1445
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 3: He had this whole debacle where he was He went

1446
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:12,400
Speaker 3: to Universal Studios and there were a bunch of kids

1447
01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:15,799
Speaker 3: gathered around watching the They were like Harry Potter dancers

1448
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 3: doing their little dance and Dylan walks in between the

1449
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 3: audience and those dancers and does a flip and then

1450
01:15:23,479 --> 01:15:27,280
Speaker 3: like like walks away and like shrugs, and he got

1451
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:31,320
Speaker 3: so much hate online. Is the funniest thing in the world.

1452
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:32,200
Speaker 3: How did I miss?

1453
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 2: It?

1454
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:35,519
Speaker 3: Was like, look at the attention whore doing backflips at

1455
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:39,559
Speaker 3: Universal in front of children, and I can't believe it

1456
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,599
Speaker 3: was really funny. Just look up Dylan Adler backflip.

1457
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,720
Speaker 2: It also makes perfect sense for Dylan Adler as a

1458
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:50,599
Speaker 2: person who's such a sweetheart but also uh, can get

1459
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 2: attention very quickly, addicted to being seen, yes, absolutely, but

1460
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 2: also like not doesn't want to be seen. He's such

1461
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 2: a complicated person in such a fun one. Hey, uh

1462
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:03,240
Speaker 2: huh to be in the middle of a Universal Studios

1463
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 2: showing up a bunch of teens, I'm so excited for

1464
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,519
Speaker 2: you to see this eventually, you're really gonna love it. Well,

1465
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:10,360
Speaker 2: you won the game. I don't know what to say.

1466
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,439
Speaker 2: It's a little upsetting. We've got to make the game harder.

1467
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 2: Onal's now Anali's has their own version of gift or

1468
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:17,759
Speaker 2: a curse? Onalise, what is yours for today?

1469
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:22,080
Speaker 4: Gift or a curse? Clapping for Nicole Kidman at AMC

1470
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:23,120
Speaker 4: do you want to go?

1471
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:28,480
Speaker 2: Where should I go? You go? Curse? Are you kidding me? Wow?

1472
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,800
Speaker 2: What year? What year is it? At this point? The

1473
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,160
Speaker 2: fact that people are still doing this, I'm sorry to

1474
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 2: rain on everybody's parade, but I'm I'm sorry the fun

1475
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,559
Speaker 2: we had with the Nicole Kidman in those first two

1476
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,759
Speaker 2: weeks of twenty twenty two or whatever the hell. Yeah,

1477
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,240
Speaker 2: we've got to put it behind us, I think.

1478
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,240
Speaker 3: And I was a little thrown at first because you

1479
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,799
Speaker 3: did say, clapping for Nicole Kidman. I thought, like in general,

1480
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,840
Speaker 3: like especially early on, it was beautiful. It was like

1481
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,799
Speaker 3: the pledge of allegiance for people who were kind of lonely.

1482
01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 3: And now it's just especially because they've cut it short.

1483
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:04,520
Speaker 3: You go to MC now and it's like two seconds,

1484
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 3: like we love movies, and they cut it and it's

1485
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:07,920
Speaker 3: like a trailer, right, so I would say it is

1486
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 3: now cross the line into curse.

1487
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 2: It's a curse territory of like dressing up as Walter

1488
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,160
Speaker 2: White for Halloween, where it's just like, I think we

1489
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 2: left that behind us a long time ago. Actually we're different.

1490
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:21,040
Speaker 2: That's insane.

1491
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 3: If someone dressed like Walter White for Halloween now, that

1492
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:25,040
Speaker 3: would be amazing.

1493
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,960
Speaker 2: I guess we've probably crossed the threshold of it, like

1494
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:31,000
Speaker 2: being an old idea for a costume into a new.

1495
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:34,080
Speaker 3: I think you don't experience whimsy. I think that's most

1496
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 3: of your problem. I think most of your problems are

1497
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 3: derived from the fact that you don't experience.

1498
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 2: People clapping for Nicole Kidman's AMC commercial. Now that is

1499
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:45,120
Speaker 2: not whimsical. That's irritating. There was there was a period

1500
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,200
Speaker 2: when it was whimsical. Yeah yeah, but now it's a

1501
01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:51,360
Speaker 2: I saw people clapping about it online and now I'm

1502
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 2: on the train one hundred years late.

1503
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 3: If they kept redoing it and making it like different

1504
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,760
Speaker 3: and better and like heightening it, sure, absolutely, but they've

1505
01:17:58,800 --> 01:17:59,960
Speaker 3: kept it the same, which is crazy.

1506
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 4: Us.

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01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:04,200
Speaker 2: We all clapped four years ago. Probably every month. She

1508
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,800
Speaker 2: should be doing something. In addition, to by. Now she

1509
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 2: should be like riding a bike up the stairs. Lie

1510
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 2: from New York. It's the movie you're watching, you know

1511
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 2: what I mean? Hula hoop?

1512
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:16,679
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah, riding a horse, firing a gun.

1513
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:20,000
Speaker 2: Riding a horse, firing a gun. Yes, at the horse.

1514
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:26,120
Speaker 2: Time for the movies to begin. On it, just on.

1515
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,000
Speaker 3: At least you have final answer on a least killing

1516
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,960
Speaker 3: a horse while on it.

1517
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:34,519
Speaker 2: It's a gift, you guys, gift.

1518
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 4: It will always be a kidding me. How many things

1519
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 4: can unite us still and conservatives on the bandwagon. Once

1520
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:47,599
Speaker 4: they do a new one, Okay, they've.

1521
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,880
Speaker 2: Got to bring in a new celebrity. At this point,

1522
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:52,040
Speaker 2: they've killed it. They have killed it. They've got to

1523
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:55,120
Speaker 2: bring a new celeb Yeah, Keith Urban Is right there,

1524
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,840
Speaker 2: Shut up, you beast, Keith Urban. We would all so

1525
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:03,800
Speaker 2: shocked and confused. We would be clapping out of confusion,

1526
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 2: you little creature. Keith urban Is. So that's such a

1527
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 2: strange pull. It's it's oh fuck is he? I just

1528
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:16,320
Speaker 2: think it's so sad. That was such a weird poll

1529
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:19,720
Speaker 2: for AMC. Exactly. That's what they need to do. They've

1530
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:21,719
Speaker 2: got to really go. They've got to make a turn

1531
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 2: that nobody's expecting. Michelle Liah Michelle, Yeah, Honalsalis, you are

1532
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 2: you are off a la then ice is all I'm

1533
01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:35,519
Speaker 2: going to say. Boots then ice period. We're going to

1534
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:38,000
Speaker 2: limit your time on the microphone. Yeah, I'm gonna have

1535
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,400
Speaker 2: a button that I'm gonna be able to push to

1536
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,320
Speaker 2: let you into the pod. And you know we're gonna

1537
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:46,240
Speaker 2: limit your time in the sunshine as well. Well, we

1538
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,479
Speaker 2: were both correct here. Okay, Well did you you said

1539
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 2: curseor I think ur I kind of dragged you in? Uh,

1540
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:56,880
Speaker 2: Analis's Unfortunately, we're starting to question their value as a producer,

1541
01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:00,280
Speaker 2: which is tough. Uh. This is the final say of

1542
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:02,320
Speaker 2: the podcast. People write into I said no gifts at

1543
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:07,400
Speaker 2: gmail dot com, begging for answers to life's issues, gift

1544
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,600
Speaker 2: giving issues, this kind of thing. Will you help me

1545
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:12,920
Speaker 2: answer a listener question? Yes, okay, let me get into

1546
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 2: the document here. Okay, this says dear Bridger and guest.

1547
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:22,320
Speaker 2: My brother A is getting married soon to a woman

1548
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:26,840
Speaker 2: I genuinely adore who I'll call N. Earlier this fall,

1549
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,640
Speaker 2: I threw the bridle shower for N. I'm sorry this

1550
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:34,840
Speaker 2: person put the letters at the initials and quotes. Huh. Now,

1551
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:38,240
Speaker 2: I threw the bridle shower for N, which ended up

1552
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 2: costing more than expected. I bought a gift from the

1553
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:44,400
Speaker 2: registry for the bridal shower. I am also a bridesmaid

1554
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:46,559
Speaker 2: and have to pay for and have paid for the dress,

1555
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,719
Speaker 2: hair and make up for the day of the wedding.

1556
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:51,559
Speaker 2: Now I don't have a budget to get them another gift.

1557
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,720
Speaker 2: How do I explain to my brother and N that

1558
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 2: I have already given them their wedding gift in a

1559
01:20:57,160 --> 01:21:00,000
Speaker 2: tasteful way. I don't want to. I don't want them

1560
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:03,880
Speaker 2: to think I'm being cheap. Also ends love languages gifts.

1561
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:06,639
Speaker 2: Who isn't At this point I hear this all the time.

1562
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:10,240
Speaker 2: Also ends love language is gifts. So should I just

1563
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,479
Speaker 2: suck it up and get them another gift? We are

1564
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:15,599
Speaker 2: southern of the themes the way they tie in. Lord,

1565
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:19,920
Speaker 2: we are southern and pathologically non confrontational, so any help

1566
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,479
Speaker 2: is appreciated. Thanks. That's from L.

1567
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,720
Speaker 3: Let me start by saying this. You know what's a

1568
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:26,439
Speaker 3: free gift? The gift of tongues?

1569
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,760
Speaker 2: A trip to church? A trip to church. I don't know.

1570
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,400
Speaker 3: People are allergic to making things. Now, if you want

1571
01:21:33,439 --> 01:21:35,920
Speaker 3: to give a gift. You can make.

1572
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,280
Speaker 2: Things and you don't have to spend any money.

1573
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,519
Speaker 3: Grab some old coupons, make an or got me crane,

1574
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,280
Speaker 3: make a little note, say I hope you enjoyed all

1575
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,000
Speaker 3: the shit I gave you before, you know, in like

1576
01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:45,840
Speaker 3: a polite way.

1577
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:48,880
Speaker 2: Sure, I'm so proud of you. You know what I mean.

1578
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:53,719
Speaker 3: Or make make your sister feel bad, Say I've fallen

1579
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:54,679
Speaker 3: on some hard times.

1580
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:58,320
Speaker 2: I'm really This is kind of my usual way of

1581
01:21:58,439 --> 01:22:02,320
Speaker 2: going about things to tell people kind of the sick plant.

1582
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,759
Speaker 2: Start carrying the sick plant around. Walk up to you, Droopy,

1583
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 2: it's your wedding date. Yeah, I think you're fine. If

1584
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 2: you take a sick plant to this wedding, there will

1585
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,640
Speaker 2: that will there will be no questions about gifts. They

1586
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,559
Speaker 2: won't be thinking about that in any way. They'll be

1587
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,920
Speaker 2: thinking about ell Leah Michelle, why did you bring the

1588
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:24,160
Speaker 2: sick plant to the wedding? To me? And Nicole Kidman

1589
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 2: and Nicole Kidman and a Andrew Keith we all know

1590
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:30,519
Speaker 2: his first name is Andrew. Absolutely couldn't have made a

1591
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:34,559
Speaker 2: career out of Andrew Urban No, absolutely Keith's that was

1592
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 2: the key to his success. I think even if you

1593
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:42,080
Speaker 2: don't get any gift. Here's what she's gonna do. She's

1594
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:44,599
Speaker 2: gonna think to herself, why didn't they get me a gift?

1595
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:47,400
Speaker 2: And if she's smart, she'll put it together. And if

1596
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:50,320
Speaker 2: she's not smart, really don't worry about it. You're gonna

1597
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:53,439
Speaker 2: learn something about N's character here, because if N comes

1598
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:56,680
Speaker 2: around demanding a gift or whatever, you know, you can

1599
01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:59,080
Speaker 2: kind of cut her off. Absolutely. She doesn't say anything.

1600
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,640
Speaker 2: You think, oh she was taking. Well, now we can

1601
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,559
Speaker 2: move on with our lives exactly. This is a sister

1602
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:06,559
Speaker 2: in law I can now trust perfect Leah, don't write

1603
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:06,840
Speaker 2: back in.

1604
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:10,479
Speaker 3: It's a simple problem, Leah, simple, clear cut. If you

1605
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,959
Speaker 3: do make up some names, don't just use a letter.

1606
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:16,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, make up, use your imaginations. We just did this. Yeah,

1607
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:19,760
Speaker 2: we got to the bottom of Keith Urban's first name

1608
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:24,240
Speaker 2: and almost a split second. And meanwhile, this person is

1609
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:26,800
Speaker 2: so worried about giving gifts that they can't come up

1610
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:31,839
Speaker 2: with three imaginary names. No embarrassing, it's humiliating. Use chat GPT.

1611
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:34,400
Speaker 2: This is why we're throwing away water. Don't do that.

1612
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,640
Speaker 2: It's to create fake names for letters to podcast. You

1613
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:41,280
Speaker 2: have to cut this, you have to cut get on

1614
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:44,360
Speaker 2: chat GPT say I need three names. Oh my god,

1615
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:48,760
Speaker 2: speed up the water warst GBT for three names is hilarious.

1616
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,640
Speaker 2: You are three functioning member of society. They have to

1617
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,719
Speaker 2: like kill a penguin in order to run the system.

1618
01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:01,880
Speaker 2: Blood everywhere to find out a nance you, Lisa, And

1619
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:07,439
Speaker 2: what is a third a name? Aaron? Aaron, Aaron, Get

1620
01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:11,759
Speaker 2: on chat EPT, don't don't do it well? We answered

1621
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:14,639
Speaker 2: the question perfectly, I think so. I have yet again

1622
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:18,759
Speaker 2: another beautiful box of tea that will last me for

1623
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:23,519
Speaker 2: who knows how long. But hope this always comes handy.

1624
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:26,320
Speaker 2: When I'm sick, I put a squirt of actual lemon

1625
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,280
Speaker 2: in there. I'm on top of the world. Okay, maybe

1626
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:31,880
Speaker 2: drink it when you're healthy too. It's nice. I want

1627
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:34,479
Speaker 2: to think of you when I'm sick, when I'm at

1628
01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:37,720
Speaker 2: my lowest, hanging by a thread. Does it happen a lot?

1629
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:42,040
Speaker 2: I hope it happens a lot. I'm sick constantly yay

1630
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:45,000
Speaker 2: in and out of the hospital, and I take my

1631
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:48,720
Speaker 2: tea at the hospital. Of course, they I'm a nightmare.

1632
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,240
Speaker 2: Go into the e R. They ask me if I

1633
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:54,519
Speaker 2: want the usual, bring me my mulanos and lemon lemon

1634
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:59,600
Speaker 2: loaf tea. Well, thank you for the tea, thank you

1635
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:02,559
Speaker 2: for being here, thank you for having me and listener,

1636
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:06,479
Speaker 2: the podcast is over. There's nothing you can do to

1637
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:11,479
Speaker 2: stop what's about to happen. Despite everything in your world

1638
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:15,600
Speaker 2: and how dark things are about to get for you, you

1639
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:22,320
Speaker 2: have to stop listening to the podcast. I love you, goodbye.

1640
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:27,120
Speaker 2: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our

1641
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:30,360
Speaker 2: senior producer is on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are

1642
01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:34,240
Speaker 2: beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by

1643
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:37,360
Speaker 2: miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without

1644
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:41,000
Speaker 2: our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on

1645
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:43,519
Speaker 2: Instagram at I said No Gifts, that's where you're going

1646
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:46,080
Speaker 2: to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

1647
01:25:46,439 --> 01:25:49,680
Speaker 2: And don't you want to see the gifts? And why

1648
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:53,840
Speaker 2: did you hear? Fun? A man?

1649
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:58,599
Speaker 1: Myself perfectly clear, But you're a guess, Tom.

1650
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:00,479
Speaker 2: M hmm.

1651
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:04,080
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty And.

1652
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:07,520
Speaker 2: I said, no, guest.

1653
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:13,479
Speaker 1: Your own presences presents enough that I already had too

1654
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:18,320
Speaker 1: much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me