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Speaker 1: All right, So Thanksgiving hosting mistakes you don't want to

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Speaker 1: make now. Check these out. Whether it's your first time

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Speaker 1: hosting Thanksgiving or you've been doing it for years, you

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Speaker 1: can learn from the mistakes of Thanksgiving. Pass number one

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Speaker 1: topping the list. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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Speaker 1: This means, don't use Thanksgiving to test out new recipes. Bah,

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Speaker 1: just stick to what you know. Just stick to what

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Speaker 1: you know works, all right. Basic dressing, the mac and cheese,

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Speaker 1: all of it.

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Speaker 2: Do your list so we can get to the real issue. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Number two. Tell guests what to bring, and be very specific,

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Speaker 1: all right. If you tell them to bring whatever they like,

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Speaker 1: you could end up with twenty five bottles of wine,

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Speaker 1: a gas station, package of cheese and crackers. You know

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Speaker 1: you never know what you're going to get. You just

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Speaker 1: never know, So be specific when you tell guests that

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Speaker 1: keep the kids entertained and mess free, all right. Make

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Speaker 1: sure that no slime, no legos, people walking stepping on

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Speaker 1: you know, hurting themselves. You know those will end up everywhere.

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Speaker 1: And the last one. Only allow people who can really

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Speaker 1: cook in the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: First of all, don't bring a thing we don't need

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Speaker 3: you don't need We got all it.

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Speaker 4: Second of all, don't bring no containers, empty containers for

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Speaker 4: you to take something back. You ain't taking nothing back

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Speaker 4: because you ain't bring nothing, but you told not.

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Speaker 1: To bring nothing for thirty third, you're leftovers. Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: You are only allowed one to go plate.

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Speaker 5: And when you put the fall on top of it,

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Speaker 5: it must be level.

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Speaker 2: No valleys can't be no mountain wrapped up. Yeah, here

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Speaker 2: go another roof.

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Speaker 3: You can't get a second plate to everybody eight see

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Speaker 3: back in their folk call the joyan the main't got

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Speaker 3: here yet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, here there.

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Speaker 4: This is how you know when the first football game

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Speaker 4: is over, Your time.

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Speaker 2: Here is over.

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Speaker 1: What you're putting them out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. One game you one game that it's.

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Speaker 1: Two games on Thanksgiving, I.

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Speaker 2: Think it's three.

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Speaker 5: Get your knowing being here cutting on this sweet potato

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Speaker 5: pie to big Mama say so, yeah, just be in

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Speaker 5: here cutting on pie.

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Speaker 2: The big Mama ain't told nobody to cut the pie.

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Speaker 2: You're cutting the pie for here, the pie cutting tie.

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Speaker 1: Angry things true, he won't for the kids.

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Speaker 4: Kids is easy.

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Speaker 2: Six y'all behind down, that's it. Get up, just get up.

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Speaker 2: We're fixing the kids plate.

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Speaker 4: They don't fix their own plate, and they're gonna eat

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Speaker 4: all of it, or we're gonna whoop you go.

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Speaker 2: Instance we're gonna stop making that ragged yellow mold. Don't

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Speaker 2: nobody won't it Jello mo with the milk and it

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Speaker 2: don't shut down And I wanted to silky you.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys angry Thanksgiving. You're listening to The Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show