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Speaker 2: She's doing work over there. She's like the fuck. I

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Speaker 2: was like, yes, She's like, woman is your homeroom? She

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Speaker 2: was like, well, I was one hundred and thirty pounds

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Speaker 2: at the time. So she has security built. I said,

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Speaker 2: no way, she could. She could guard a building. I said,

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Speaker 2: this is crazy. They have to strike that from the record. No,

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Speaker 2: I love it. But then the lawyer is doing a

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Speaker 2: terrible job. He's so bad.

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Speaker 1: He's like, is this a wig? Your hair was short

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Speaker 1: yesterday today it's long. He said, No, it's good. It's

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Speaker 1: a good wig day. He said, he said, it's a

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Speaker 1: good wig day. I said, sir, he cannot say that

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Speaker 1: in the coarter of law.

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Speaker 2: He can. She's been cursing on the stand. I love it.

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Speaker 2: If you can't curse on the stand as a celebrity,

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Speaker 2: what can you do? You know? Mm hmm. It's really funny.

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Speaker 2: She's actually being her true self. What is she in

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Speaker 2: court for?

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Speaker 1: Apparently the the woman is the security is suing her

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Speaker 1: for twenty four million dollars because she said partib attacked

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Speaker 1: her scratched her. She had to get plastic surgery. She

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Speaker 1: don't have no photo evidence. She has all these bills

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Speaker 1: from all these treatments she had to get. She has PTSD.

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Speaker 1: Althoughy took it to I wish they took it to

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Speaker 1: Judge Judy instead. They said, this actually should go to

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but also twenty four million dollars for a scratch.

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Speaker 1: And it happened seven years ago. Oh so she was

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Speaker 1: so disfigured from the scratch that she just now coming out.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. Well, we'll get into it. Yeaes we started

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Speaker 2: the mess right up top, and I love that for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: How you feeling? I mean, you know, fresh fresh off

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Speaker 2: of vacation, a vacation by so you know, I'm glowing

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Speaker 2: and feeling good. And what would you say is the

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Speaker 2: biggest difference between a vacation and a vacation.

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Speaker 1: Vacation It's like you're taking a break from reality and

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Speaker 2: It's it's about It's about you, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: A vacation is about us. Yeah, it's about a couple things.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever taken a vacation really no,

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Speaker 1: like a tropical one. Yeah, no, tropical.

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Speaker 2: We haven't taken it, I said a big many times

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Speaker 2: we didn't go on to l many times.

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Speaker 1: We've been on the beach. I mean yeah, remember we

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Speaker 1: did Costa Rica. That was kind of a vacatione.

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Speaker 2: It was because we in the bootique of boutique, was

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Speaker 2: in the little honeymoon suite. It was. It was such

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Speaker 2: a good time. We were watching music videos. We're being loud. Yeah, girls, girls, girls, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you got you gotta get friends that you can travel with. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was a good time. Man.

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Speaker 1: When I got some point, isn't in the whole hotel

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Speaker 1: were you were on a thousand Well Sydney had that

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Speaker 1: finding nemo. Well humped forehead. Yeah damn, you.

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Speaker 2: Said, girl, did you get did you get bit by

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Speaker 2: a spider? The spider then laid eggs in your head?

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Speaker 2: You were going crazy because you know, I was laying

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Speaker 1: And then you went out to eat and they were like,

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Speaker 1: got iced, she gotta she got an icy I lay

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Speaker 1: it down. I said, I'm just gonna put a hat on.

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Speaker 2: We'll take a bag of peace.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so bad because you were fine, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you don't like wearing hats in

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Speaker 1: the sun before that, because I was just like, it's

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Speaker 1: an even tan or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the hat is not gonna keep you from

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Speaker 1: It felt like it because sometime my face will be

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Speaker 2: Body to chew chew, chew, chew chew.

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Speaker 1: Oh that listen, that lump, that lump of coal on

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Speaker 1: Now you were hats, and now I wear hats, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, now I got to match the hat

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Speaker 1: Don't have to match the hat with it, like I

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Speaker 1: If it's giving party on the top and business on

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Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, Oh my god. Actually, the worst

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Speaker 2: you look, the worse the fit, the better you look.

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Speaker 1: I will say that, especially with the men, like you

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Speaker 2: Nobody's nobody's saying anything when I'm.

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Speaker 1: Telling you hairs flipped edges is rough, crusting.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, God has blessed you? Mama? Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Can I have a moment of your time? Yeah? May not?

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Speaker 2: Yeah toes looking on rolled over, linked over, I.

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Speaker 1: the crack, not for New York. Put a pin in

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Speaker 1: What's the new crack? Crack is like vintage, which is

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Speaker 2: Camera, the fat white guy. Yeah, Ron, Ron Ron something

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Speaker 2: crack on camera is crazy. They don't they don't have it.

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Speaker 2: That's the name Lion, that's the name of a poem.

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Speaker 2: Crack on camera and it will be on to be

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Speaker 2: crack on camera by Tyler Perry. Okay, now, what were

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Speaker 1: Well, No, I wanted to first say I think men

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Speaker 2: More relatable to them, approachable. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But I mean even if you, even if you're wearing

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Speaker 1: as you said, and everything in your life is in order,

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Speaker 1: be like, excuse me, queen.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to please.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, please, I try not to even I can't even

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Speaker 2: Good you need glasses?

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Speaker 1: No, because people think that I'm I fucking them, and

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Speaker 1: it's that's just not the case. I'm dissociating, I'm associated.

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Speaker 1: just in the way. You're just in the way.

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Speaker 2: You're just in the way. Another great film title, You're

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Speaker 2: just in the way.

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Speaker 1: It's about Caitlyn Jenner hitting someone with her car.

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Speaker 2: Oh my God. Also by Lizzy Grubman. Shout Out to

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Speaker 2: my girl, Liz, what's that I'm screaming?

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Speaker 1: Anyway, So this guy was smoking crack and I was

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Speaker 2: I was leaving the seller to buy.

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Speaker 1: A Powerball lotto ticket because I kept seeing I keep

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Speaker 1: seeing the same couple numbers over and over again. And

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Speaker 1: somebody was like, you have to buy it. You should

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Speaker 1: play that. And I was like, okay, play that where?

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Speaker 1: And she was like the power ball And I was like,

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Speaker 2: And she was like the lottery And I was like, no,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I think it's at like one

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Speaker 2: hundred million dollars now because no one won.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm you know what, I never played the lotto.

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Speaker 1: My dad used to play it all the time because

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Speaker 1: but I would play it.

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Speaker 2: For eight hundred something million dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they said it's probably gonna be some like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they said it won't be. It's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: I know, I remember that it's so good, And I

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Speaker 1: was like you sue Charlie, sue him.

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Speaker 2: Now no.

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Speaker 1: But also, if you win eight hundred million dollars, you

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Speaker 1: really you're gonna get four hundred aft attacks. Well, the

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Speaker 1: thing is which I which I've told the people. It's like,

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Speaker 1: first of all, get a financial advisor. Second of all,

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Speaker 2: But what if the lotto runs out of money? What

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Speaker 2: do you mean then where's my money? What if the whole.

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Speaker 1: Thing collapses and I only got, you know, like ten million. See,

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Speaker 1: you're not thinking an abundance cyst. You just won the

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you how I would do it.

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Speaker 1: If I want that much money, I want it all

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Speaker 1: at the same time in change, I'm jumping in and

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Speaker 2: Is so Scrooge duck? You want to be Scrooge McDuck.

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Speaker 1: He would, And you know he was also really shisty

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Speaker 2: I don't think he was very generous. I think, uh,

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Speaker 2: is like a mister Burns, this is fine. No, no, No,

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Speaker 1: I have four hundred million dollars, I think i'd be

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Speaker 1: pretty generous. I'll give you a million dollars. You would, absolutely, girl,

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Speaker 2: Emily make it out and baby, we still have it.

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Speaker 2: Emily were so unserious.

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Speaker 1: But I told someone else about it, and I think

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Speaker 1: they did it so okay, Well let me know how

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Speaker 1: they're you know, so far.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen any signs, but they still doing bad. No,

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Speaker 2: I never said that. I never said that. You.

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Speaker 1: No, I would give everybody, everybody in my family. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you didn't have you didn't even let me finish, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Mom a million, Dad a million, brother million, sister million,

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Speaker 1: Sydney a million. I would give my own a meal.

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Speaker 1: I would give away like the first ten. And I

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Speaker 1: don't say nothing to me. Yeah yeah, and you know

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Speaker 1: I still.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't pay my student loans, and of course why would I.

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Speaker 2: They didn't work for that, honey garnish.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is that you're gonna give you a

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Speaker 1: million dollars and then when we go out to eat

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Speaker 1: and stuff, you're like, oh, yeah, no, you you got

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Speaker 1: the money.

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Speaker 2: You pay for your own meal and actually pay for

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Speaker 2: mine as well. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, come.

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Speaker 1: We could every other ind I'm you know, I'm not

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Speaker 1: above a I got this time, Oh you got last time?

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Speaker 2: I got the you know what I mean. I feel

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how fast you would blow through

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Speaker 2: Would I start a business? Yeah? A million dollars is

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Speaker 2: And then at the end and we.

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Speaker 1: Do rock paper scissors to see what advice you would take.

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Speaker 1: Yes, rock paper scissors, and that would be the sisters

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Speaker 2: how many people write that down? We download that rock

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Speaker 2: paper Sisters, Rock paper Sisters. It has a ring to it.

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Speaker 2: sisters sisters. Sorry, I'm lesbian, so I'm thinking about the scissors, right, scissors?

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Speaker 2: You know what do that? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: We're going on paper emojis with the two girls that's

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Speaker 2: like twins. Yeah, yah yah, you're girls from the Shining Yes,

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So wait, you saw a guy smoking crack

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Speaker 2: You never know.

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Speaker 1: You think he's a financial advisor in another lifetime. And

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Speaker 2: What do I have to talk to about with a

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Speaker 1: The thing is is that Marie Red count you again,

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Speaker 1: open to many conversations. Is because it will lead you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, you're under a bridge sucking a dig.

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Speaker 2: What do you think they do it?

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Speaker 1: And and most times I think people are actually doing

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Speaker 2: The love of the crack babe. No, for the love

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Speaker 1: No, no, I love you so much. Let's go under

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Speaker 2: No, so I could suck it. Yes, Nazis, it has happened.

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Speaker 2: Not to me. I mean you said it has been

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Speaker 1: I just heard the stories. I've heard the stories, and

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, over there where you sitting is non judgmental.

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Speaker 1: This is why we need rock, paper, sisters and all

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Speaker 1: things dating Sidney, You think I should have stopped to

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Speaker 2: On the porch smoking. It was more than one.

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Speaker 2: It was three people. Look at that friendship.

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Speaker 1: You understand like some people can't even get one friend

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Speaker 1: People decide to do something and then they get together.

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Speaker 1: Sidney literally every day. Okay, well, let me tell you

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: That's how you know. I'm happy, That's how you know.

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Speaker 2: The meds are medding. The meds are medding. That was

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Speaker 2: my second That was on my second game. I told

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Speaker 1: But I told the psychiatrist, I said, hey, my ADHD

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Speaker 2: The good stuff. Let's say it with me, d medication.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I was right there with you, said okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I was like, I was open to it.

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Speaker 1: This is a billion dollar company. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: You're out of it? You're out of it. This is

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I'm not I'm only gonna

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Speaker 1: And then I told him about you know I used

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Speaker 2: And he said, yeah, why.

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Speaker 1: You tell your psychiatrist this, Well, because you can't lie.

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Speaker 1: You have to tell the truth, Marie.

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Speaker 2: But did he ask? If he didn't ask, did you

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Speaker 2: have to tell him? Yeah? He said thank you for

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Speaker 2: telling me that and then wrote it down. It was like,

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Speaker 1: He said, nows and thank you for being honest. I

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Speaker 1: He ripped the sheet up.

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Speaker 2: He wanted this. He put the prescription.

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Speaker 2: What. Oh yeah, buy one, get one anxiety medication. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm on one hundred and twenty something. Now

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Speaker 2: what were you on before? Not enough? Not enough? Friend?

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Speaker 2: Damn girls, slide me a couple of cubes. Oh, I'm

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Speaker 2: on one hundred and fifty. Oh yeah, he said, actually

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Speaker 1: at the point. At that point, all I'm saying is

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Speaker 2: You can't do it alone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people who roll dog life shocking to me. And

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Speaker 1: I really don't I say this. Listen, If getting out

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Speaker 2: go to bed earlier. Now. Yeahude, it's never about that.

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Speaker 2: It's I'm getting all the rest of me.

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Speaker 2: Like a a hard ass, dirty golden retriever is laying

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Speaker 2: on your chest. Oh, you might need to call somebody, girl.

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Speaker 2: You might need to stop sleeping in that weighted vest.

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Speaker 2: Why aren't get to wait to vest sixty sixteen carriages?

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Speaker 2: You got it my chest girl? When I do my

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Speaker 2: walks gruel. Yeah. So anyway, wait, did you have any mess? Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess we should start with y'all should

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Speaker 2: come see me in London. Yeah, that's not mess. No,

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Speaker 2: that's that's just living. You should appad and come to

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Speaker 2: see me. That is just living. You know.

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Speaker 1: I come to London every year. I do my little

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Speaker 1: we live there, I do my little residency. Sidney thinks

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Speaker 1: my soulmate might be in London. Hey, hey, she said

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Speaker 1: that's where he's at. Hey, I'm and you know what

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Speaker 1: I received that I'm putting it out there and then

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to pull up on Emily in

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Speaker 1: real life. Oh I think she's in the UK too.

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Speaker 1: She is, but I don't think her address is listed

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Speaker 1: nowhere is Okay? Never mind like a regular psychic. Okay,

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Speaker 1: never mind, never mind. Okay, So your man is in London.

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Speaker 2: That's what Sidney said he should be at these shows.

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Speaker 2: Now where are the shows at? What are the dates?

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Speaker 2: Undel ground?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy under belly Boulevard that my shows are

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Speaker 1: been soho, I'm doing a bunch.

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Speaker 2: Yes, definitely come see me.

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Speaker 1: In the years prior, I've done it and the tickets

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Speaker 1: have sold very quickly. Yeah, this year, y'all taking y'all time, Like,

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Speaker 1: what's happening?

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Speaker 2: Is it a recession? Over there is Travis and the UK? Huh,

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Speaker 2: what's going on? Let's have a chat. Why you're not

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Speaker 2: buying any stickets? What's going on? Anyway, I'll be there.

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Speaker 2: There's three the first three days are listed.

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Speaker 1: You should absolutely come see me. I feel like this

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Speaker 2: When none of your friends are there.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like, I, I mean, who said my

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Speaker 2: Cards? I mean, honestly, honestly, you know, you know what

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Speaker 2: if our heart to posit hit through, you know what,

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Speaker 2: I might I might be there. My sister said, you

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Speaker 1: I just I feel like it's going to be the

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Speaker 1: going to find the cool black people with disposable income

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna have a good ass time. Yes, So

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Speaker 1: if you're listening right now, what I want you and

437
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Speaker 1: need you to do. I need you to go to

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Speaker 1: that website. I need you to get those takes you.

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Speaker 2: To wwwww how many ws? Whats that too many? Instagram

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Speaker 2: dot com?

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Speaker 1: Okay, just go to my page, go to her page,

442
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Speaker 1: get those tickets. And then on top of that, I

443
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Speaker 1: need you to tell a friend to tell a friend,

444
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Speaker 1: and tell a friend bring all the hose and hopefully

445
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Speaker 1: one of the hose got a man that they on

446
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Speaker 1: the rocks with and they might break up at the show.

447
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 1: You don't even need to I don't want a rebound

448
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 1: British man. I'm just saying, like, come to the shows

449
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 1: in your good clothes. So like, after the show's over

450
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what were doing after.

451
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Speaker 2: This, You're like we going Yeah, and then I'll come

452
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Speaker 2: with you, just you know, don't kidnap me.

453
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm honestly, I'm very excited about this. You're gonna

454
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Speaker 1: have a glass. Every time we've gone to London it's

455
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Speaker 1: been so much fun. Just you're so funny there, you're

456
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Speaker 1: a star and yeah, sell that bitch out.

457
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Speaker 2: Wow, thank you friend. Yeah, Sydney came to London last

458
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Speaker 2: year for like three days.

459
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Speaker 1: I did I did, I did hop on that plane

460
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Speaker 1: and I say, you know what, I'm gonna see my

461
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Speaker 1: cysts And then you were like you want to do.

462
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Speaker 2: Something Tom, I said, get out here even come here

463
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Speaker 2: to do crazy, here to see you bitch. And I

464
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, look at my friend. And

465
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 2: then a little tear came out and I was like,

466
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Speaker 2: oh my god. They wrote about us in the Guardian.

467
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 2: They said they said that you were great. They said

468
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Speaker 2: they thought I made a mistake by making you go

469
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Speaker 2: before me because you were such a funny comedian. And

470
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Speaker 2: then they said I was great too. Yes.

471
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Speaker 1: Actually, honestly, what you should do is you should repost

472
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Speaker 1: that review. Yes, baby, you always listen, always be permitting.

473
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Speaker 2: Gpty, you're so smart. Here for you. All right, well

474
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 2: says what's your mess? Let's get into that. What's my mess?

475
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 2: I got two messes school. Okay. First mess is I'm

476
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Speaker 2: back on Instagram. I am back. I'm back. That is

477
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 2: a mess to come back, to be gone for so

478
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 2: long and think everything is gonna be cute. It's not.

479
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 2: You gotta get back in. You see the d ms.

480
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: I'm stressed. I see the d MS. I say, I

481
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna close the app. I'm gonna close.

482
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Speaker 1: Well, I had a you know, something that's not messed

483
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Speaker 1: but also mess. I had a half hour come out

484
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Speaker 1: on Hulu and uh for Kevin Hart watch go watch it.

485
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Speaker 1: People are dming me, Hey, this popped up? Why are

486
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: you not promoting this?

487
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Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on? Why are you not put question mark?

488
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Speaker 2: Is this you? Yes? It's his city Washington? Is this you? Yes? Yeah? Yeah,

489
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 2: They're like, why aren't you promoting this?

490
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Speaker 1: I was like, Hey, I just got back online, so

491
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Speaker 1: you know, I'm maybe I'm not in the algo that

492
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Speaker 1: you know. They hate they hate on air, but if

493
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Speaker 1: they go to your page, they see that you have

494
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Speaker 1: posted about it. Well, no, no, no, I posted after

495
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Speaker 1: the fact, after the fact. Yeah, gun to head, gun

496
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Speaker 1: to head? Hey man, so what did you do for

497
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: all these years? So you just not this is what

498
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: we do this for gun to head? So you're just

499
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Speaker 1: not gonna post. And I said, you know what, I

500
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Speaker 1: gotta be more free. Yeah, what's what do you think

501
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: is the hardest thing about posting for you?

502
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Speaker 2: Like? What is the hang up? Now?

503
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Speaker 1: That's what if I could focus you get the post

504
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: to get the pictures out, Because what happens is I

505
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: start trying to put things together and then it's three

506
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Speaker 1: hours in past and I have not pressed thin.

507
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Speaker 2: Oh I get that.

508
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Speaker 1: But you know what my new thing about that is,

509
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: I'll assemble all my stuff and then I'll save it

510
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Speaker 1: to drafts and then I'll go away and come back

511
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Speaker 1: to it.

512
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Speaker 2: Oh and when I come back, I'll.

513
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Speaker 1: Be like, actually, I don't like that there, or you

514
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Speaker 1: know what I think I should put like Because what

515
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Speaker 1: happens is if I don't do that, I'll post and

516
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: then I'd be like, oh, I should have added this photo.

517
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: I should have put that in. I should have So

518
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: I save it to drafts and then come back to it.

519
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 2: That's smart. Sometimes even like sleep on it, and then

520
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Speaker 2: when I wake up in the morning, I'm like sleep

521
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Speaker 2: on it, and I get back with no Wanna.

522
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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say, I've never even heard that song.

523
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 1: I've only ever seen it on making the band. Yes,

524
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Speaker 1: can we get.

525
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Speaker 2: Into Dannity Caine? Both albums banger? It was two albums,

526
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Speaker 2: two albums bangers? Do do you have a first eight

527
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 2: hit handy? Yeah? Oh we sounded good. We should be

528
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Speaker 2: in Danny Kane, damn It, damn It, damn it zamich

529
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Speaker 2: I thought that I'm legend know damn it. Yeah. So

530
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Speaker 2: so okay, so back on, I gotta do that. That's fine,

531
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Speaker 2: But now they've upped your dosage, so you should be good.

532
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 2: We'll see because he said two weeks. Oh okay.

533
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: Why is everything so too Why is it not immediate?

534
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: Because whenever I would take, you know, a line of

535
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Speaker 1: cocaine that's.

536
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Speaker 2: Quick watch So long does it take for cocaine? Do

537
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 2: I need to crush it? And then no? That's see.

538
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 2: This is why if I told my psychiatrist he would

539
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 2: actually take all my medication away, but it might hit

540
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Speaker 2: you first. I actually have time release. I have time release.

541
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: So it's okay. So it releases slowly, slowly, Yeah, okay girl.

542
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 2: So that's why it's two weeks.

543
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, yeah, I gotta take some time and

544
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Speaker 1: it's fine. You know, I'm in a rush because I'm like,

545
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Speaker 1: we don't have time for this.

546
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Speaker 2: I wasted you know, five months not being in the mix.

547
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Speaker 2: You know, no, but you didn't waste any time. Sydney.

548
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Speaker 1: Social media is not going anywhere. People are literally on

549
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: it every single day. Do you hear that every day?

550
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: Do you check it all day?

551
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Speaker 2: Marie Motivation Speaker put that in your bio.

552
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Speaker 1: You know why because my time Release capsule just hit.

553
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Speaker 1: My time release also just release twenty No, just five today,

554
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Speaker 1: Just five. It's a cute five, A cute five, just

555
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: five today?

556
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 2: Just five? Is that the title of the episode. I

557
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 2: like that too. It's nice anyway.

558
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: People are online every single day all day long, Like

559
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: I feel myself do it. I wake up in the morning,

560
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: I check my email. Okay, I check my messages, I

561
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: check Instagram, then I go back to my email. Then

562
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: I check my messages. Then maybe I'll check X then

563
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: I go back to It's like and I'm doing it

564
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: in a loop. There's nothing changing, and it's like, hey, babe,

565
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: let me, let me step away from this and go

566
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: brush my teeth. Ooh okay, And that's crazy because I

567
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: got an email today about eight morning habits everybody should

568
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: be doing. Okay, let's start, and one of them is

569
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: not picking up your fucking phone.

570
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 2: Well, okay, my phone is my alarm. So I've got

571
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 2: to touch that Norton entervirus anti scan right now happening.

572
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: Oh on the phone. I didn't even know Norton. Got Norton. No.

573
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: So it says you need to drink a glass of water. Sure,

574
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 2: that's the first thing you need to do when you

575
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: wake up. The glass of water. Heard hydrating daily, intake

576
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 2: water bottle. That helps you. So take a sip.

577
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 1: If everybody's listening right now, take that sip. You're listening

578
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 1: to the pod, So that actually is the first thing

579
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: you should be doing in the morning.

580
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: Listen to the pod. We should be your alarm. That

581
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 2: we should be your alarm. We are. Yeah, So you

582
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: listen to the pod, right, and then write a review.

583
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,719
Speaker 2: Don't forget that. That's the second thing.

584
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: Skip the snooze. But skip the snooze. You got to

585
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: stop doing that. Snooze five minutes for what?

586
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 2: Get up now? Well, let me tell you you know what.

587
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: Let's finish your list. Yes, exercise for thirty minutes. Okay,

588
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 2: you lost me there the third thing I'm not doing.

589
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: That look sustains energy throughout the day, boost mood and

590
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: improves focus, supports better sleeping habits. If going to the

591
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: gym isn't your thing, you don't need much to work

592
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: out at home. You heard listen yoga mats, some dumbbells,

593
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: resistant bandin yoga with Adrian, yoga with Nicole, uh, juice

594
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Speaker 1: andoya all there you go like it's mad things and

595
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: you can you can structure it based on like you

596
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: want to do ten minutes, you want to do twenty minutes,

597
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: you want to do thirty an hour like all good stuff.

598
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll stand by all of those people. Perfect. Okay,

599
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 2: you gotta eat the right breakfast. You gotta eat, y'all

600
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: gotta stop being on an empty stomach and then.

601
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Speaker 1: Texting and tweeting and responding in the email you posting

602
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Speaker 1: on e And that's why it should be looking the

603
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Speaker 1: way you do.

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Speaker 2: That's why I don't begin enough like exactly.

605
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: You gotta eat before you post yes, you got what's

606
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: the breakfast? So it says overnight oats.

607
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 2: No, yeah, we know that's not for it.

608
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: M Becca Ramo said that she's got a good overnight

609
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Speaker 1: oats recipes.

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Speaker 2: You just you just yeah, let it sit in what milk? Waters?

611
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 2: Put it in a little jar. You put it on

612
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: the jar. I put protein powder like a scoop of vanilla,

613
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 2: protein powder, oats, coconut milk, and then sunflower butter or whatever. No, no,

614
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 2: no sunflour butter. No, we don't have We don't get

615
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 2: peanut butter, almond but whatever you ah, and then cinnamon

616
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Speaker 2: and ba oh that sounds good.

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Speaker 1: But nana, No, that sounds nice. You put the but

618
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Speaker 1: you chopped the banana up and you put it in there,

619
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Speaker 1: and then I.

620
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Speaker 2: I actually mashed the banana with cinnamon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, See that feels like a lot of steps. It's

622
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: supposed to be easy when you make that.

623
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Speaker 2: Can you take a picture of it so we can

624
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 2: put it in the dump? Okay?

625
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: Cool?

626
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 2: All right?

627
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: So we need breakfast because it boosts your tabolism, controls

628
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: your blood sugar, provides fuel for the day, prevents hanger.

629
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: We be angry. Yo, I'm sorry that I yelled at Marie. Marie,

630
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: I was hungry. I'm sorry that I yelled at you.

631
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: I too was hungry. Okay, but I've been boiling eggs

632
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 2: now today I did too hard boiled eggs. Yes, I

633
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 2: cut them up. I ate them with a little salt,

634
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 2: little pepper, a little salt and pepper. I put a

635
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: little garlic salt on their two salts. Yeah. But yeah,

636
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 2: like that's we need the protein. First of all, we're

637
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 2: not getting enough of that in our daily, daily, daily day.

638
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 2: I'm doing protein shakes now. I love a protein shame.

639
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: Those are that's a meal or place that's not mess.

640
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: You gotta do that. Okay. You got to start a

641
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 2: dream journal, Oh so that you know you do morning

642
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: pages and things of that sort. That's I did do

643
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: them today.

644
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: Yes, so those are important. It's just like, you know,

645
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: writing down things that you thought about. This feels like

646
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: a conscious So drink water yep, don't hit snooze yep,

647
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: work out for thirty minutes, dream journal, and eat breakfast.

648
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: That's five things. Yep. What's the last couple? It says

649
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 2: you got to.

650
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: Play a brain game, oh wordle Yeah, like Sadoku crossword.

651
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: You gotta keep your brain in tip top shape. My

652
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: shit is like wabbity wabbity, drop it like it's hot,

653
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: because I'm not playing enough games that make my brain

654
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 2: really think.

655
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta play games with your girl, though

656
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: lay game, play game of your girl. This sounds like

657
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: I gotta wake up three hours earlier than I already

658
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: wake up. Kuchie giving saduku, kuchie given saduku saduku.

659
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: So dope the Coochi's given that.

660
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying, all right, okay. And

661
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: then the last thing is eat the frog? What eat

662
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: the frog?

663
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: What is that? Do my duo lingo?

664
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: No, it's no, it's the thing is whatever, the thing

665
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: is the hardest that you have to do for the day,

666
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: you gotta do that first.

667
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: That's called eating the frog. Eat the frog. White people,

668
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 2: y'all come up with something new every day. It's by

669
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: Mark Twain. Yeah he was white.

670
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: If the first thing you do each morning is to

671
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: eat a live frog, you can go through the day

672
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: with the satisfaction of knowing that it's probably the worst

673
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: thing that's going to happen to you all day long.

674
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: If the first thing I do in the morning is

675
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: eat a live frog. I'm feeling my lung getting kicked

676
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: in by this frog for the whole day.

677
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 2: Yeah that w be nigga. Yeah yeah, no, I'm all

678
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 2: set to that. But yeah, if you do the hardest

679
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 2: thing first, you have accomplished it and you're like, oh,

680
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 2: I did that. I know I can do more.

681
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: If I do the hardest thing first, that's my whole day.

682
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: There's nothing else is getting done. If I do the

683
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: hardest thing first, you take a nap, what you can

684
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: take it after?

685
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 2: You do the heart take a nap until I girl,

686
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 2: First of all, I got to do my taxes. Still,

687
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: that's the hardest thing me too, bitch. I'm my god.

688
00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: You can't res It's not like you were saying, why

689
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: would you not? This is a this is an audio platform.

690
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: Why would you not say me too?

691
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 2: For the album? Because I was not trying to tell

692
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 2: the audience. I was trying to talk. You're trying to

693
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 2: leave me out here by myself? Yes, girl, lonely one

694
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: is the loneliest.

695
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: Nu's what would Reezy do? Oh we should get bracelets?

696
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: What would Reezy do? What would Reezy do? Okay, Rieze

697
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: is gonna be thirty minutes late. She's gonna avoid, avoid, avoid,

698
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna eat that froll And she's not

699
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: gonna eat that frog.

700
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 2: No meo, have you ever had frog legs? No? Are?

701
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: They're very good. I'm all set. They're like it tastes

702
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: like chicken. Just eat chicken, just eat just eat chicken,

703
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 2: Just eat chicken. Yeah. Yeah, I'm tired of the alternatives.

704
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 2: Oh it's like this. It's like that. It's no just

705
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 2: get get the home base, like, get get it, get

706
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 2: it where it's supposed to be. How you feel about it.

707
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 2: Impossible burger? You know those are slamming. I actually do

708
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 2: like those.

709
00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: Remember we went to that Aso's event at what's that

710
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: place at the flower shop and they had them impossible burgers.

711
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 2: Yo, slammed them down. I said, did they go into

712
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 2: the round? Did they cook this next to one cow? Yeah?

713
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: Why it's like that. I said, it's not a cow,

714
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 2: but it was made by a cow. It was made

715
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: with cow love.

716
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the cow was like, don't eat me, yeah,

717
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: eating me, that's impossible, impossible, impossible, impossie.

718
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 2: We are really giving y'all a playlist this time. We

719
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: are so many names. If somebody can make a list

720
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: of all these songs we sang. I mean, we did

721
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 2: a couple of Beyonce, did we did.

722
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 1: Danny k Danny Kane, Yeah, and we did Cinderella. So okay,

723
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: we're worry.

724
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 2: I'm talking about your mess. We're talking about my mess.

725
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 2: And I don't remember what it was. It was.

726
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: It was about posting online. We've we've moved on to that.

727
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: The second thing was this is something serious?

728
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: Oh sometimes hold on me, fix my glasses, and I

729
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 2: think we need to talk about this.

730
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: Whenever you have something serious to say to somebody, you

731
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: should ask them, hey, do you have space?

732
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 2: Do you have space to be serious?

733
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: Because the first thing, the first no, Well, because I'm

734
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna lean into the funny.

735
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 2: I'm un serious. I don't like. I don't like when

736
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: it's you know, too too scary, too heavy, heaven heavy,

737
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 2: you are so heavy your me. I don't know that

738
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: song girls, Oh you dream, that's you wearing your sixteen pounds, yes,

739
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 2: heaven heaven. Yeah. So wait, if someone says, do you

740
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 2: have space to be serious? I'm gonna laugh. If someone's like,

741
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 2: if we're like having a good time, we.

742
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 1: Out d d DA, we eating you know, salmon avocado

743
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 1: rolls and they're like, hey, do you have space to

744
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: be serious?

745
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, yes, I do. That's that. Put

746
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: that on a list of what would Rezi do? Put

747
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 2: that in another thing of I'm gonna laugh because it's

748
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 2: gonna catch me off guard.

749
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: You know what's gonna catch me off guard? You being

750
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 1: fucking serious And I wasn't ready for it, you know

751
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, you know, if you tell me

752
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: something like, hey, Sidney, you know they might overturn gay marriage.

753
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 2: What do you think about that? I'd be like, I'm married,

754
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 2: saying like I'm saying that joking, but so what are

755
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 2: you supposed to feel about that? I should be worried

756
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: because I'm gay and you want to get married. I

757
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: do want to get married. I do. I do, so,

758
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 2: like we gotta do it today before they overturn. Like

759
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 2: if they overturn it and you got married, like, does

760
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 2: it still count? Or the new ones? Well, that's why

761
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: you gotta get it in before they overturn it. But

762
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 2: if it's if they overturn it, does your marriage still count?

763
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: I think it does in certain places. I think it

764
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: place like New York. Yes, But this is the thing

765
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: that I need to be talking about. And the thing

766
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: is is that I hang out with all you straight

767
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: motherfuckers that you know, sometimes my brain is not tunneled

768
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: into like gay gay rights.

769
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 2: Oh, don't do that, don't straight. No, I'm staying I am.

770
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm standing ten toes down, No, nine toes pinky.

771
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 2: Up on this because it's true. No audends are are

772
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 2: unfortunately straight, unfortunately straight, and you know, I hear about

773
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 2: what y'all are talking about. Y'all don't want to have

774
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 2: no kids. Yeah, I'm a stand up for straight people.

775
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: Right now. You said you're gonna stand up for stand

776
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,479
Speaker 2: for the straight title of the episode. I'm gonna stand

777
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 2: for the straight skin this moment right now. Okay, Okay,

778
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: eight toes down because my two big toes is up.

779
00:38:53,640 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: Okay, because when you be around us, you you still

780
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: are You're still gay. Yes, we don't take away from

781
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: the gay matter fact whoa because oh actually, actually you

782
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: do take away from the game. Because if there's two

783
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: straights in the room, the room is straight.

784
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 2: Now there could be one hundred straights in a room.

785
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 2: If there's a gay, one gay person in there, that

786
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 2: room is gay. No, it's not enough. We need more

787
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 2: gay energy. Please, Sidney. People tell me that I give

788
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 2: lesbian all that do anything I'm adding to the gay Well,

789
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 2: it might be because I've rubbed off on you mm hmm, Okay,

790
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: let's get into it, or because you want to rub

791
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 2: off on I do, not you and my sister. Yeah,

792
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 2: but no, but you guys didn't come to me like, hey,

793
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: how do you feel about gay marriage? Do you watch

794
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 2: the news or not? Well? I don't love watching the news,

795
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 2: so you would if don't blame the Straights for you

796
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 2: not being informed, bab, because I'm also not the news.

797
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 2: I didn't know that you didn't know they were overturned

798
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 2: gay marriage. You have to think this affects of I

799
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 2: don't know what's happening. Trump is just making stuff up

800
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 2: now that I didn't even know you could do. So

801
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 2: every time I hear something, I'm like, oh, oh, I

802
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 2: didn't even know presidents could do that.

803
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: Yes, so you saying that to me is keeping me informed. Yes,

804
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: but also like the news is heavy, heavy, heavy heavy,

805
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: I mean, because you've got to be informed because friend,

806
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: you know, my my marriage future marriage effects our future,

807
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: you know, friendship, because you would be officiating the wedding.

808
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh so you say, now I got to go to

809
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: efficient school. Yes, absolutely, whoa, yeah you don't marry bath

810
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: is ordained? She could probably do it.

811
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 2: I love her down and you know that white lady

812
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 2: to do it for you. I never said that. Oh

813
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 2: that's that's that's my girl. Oh no, that's my girl.

814
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: And if you just so happened to get sick and

815
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: could not show up that day, absolutely, it's another m

816
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: It's not m m F it's MBB MBB. Yes, So yeah,

817
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: me getting you would have to you have to ordain it.

818
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: So yeah, you gotta be you gotta be ready. So

819
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: it just in case I need to get you know

820
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: what I should get? I should get ordained? You should

821
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: have that kind of I should do it. How long

822
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: on that take? Or do I just pay and they

823
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: send me a thing?

824
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 2: I think? So? Is there reading? Is there like a workbook?

825
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 2: Is Marie? Or dating? Weddings mess or just living?

826
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: I think that's actually genius? And why is that my

827
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 1: brand is dating? I should be getting people together?

828
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It is? But would you

829
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 2: take it seriously? And what you show up on time? Whoa?

830
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: Whoa you're attacking me at I'm not just happens to

831
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: the love at all heart.

832
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 2: I'm just asking these are things like I hate this.

833
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: No, it's iHeart you, but I also know you. And

834
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: if we're waiting for you to pull up, I would

835
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: be on time to a wedding that I'm officiating.

836
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: I would be on time. You don't even want to

837
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 2: be on time for a podcast that you're hosted. Well,

838
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 2: first of all, Sydney, I got here before you. You

839
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 2: did today, You did today today. Okay, so you're gonna ordain,

840
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna. I'm gonna take the class. I would like

841
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 2: you to ordain a couple things before. You don't want

842
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 2: to be my first No, I don't want to. I

843
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 2: don't want to be the open mic for your ordaining.

844
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 1: Okay, you'll be like, hey, yeah, strike that from the record.

845
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: You'll be saying, so wild ship, and it's like.

846
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm making an announcement right now. I'm gonna become

847
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 2: ordained and I'm gonna join Cameo. So I'm gonna do both.

848
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do weddings on Cameo. B You're gonna do

849
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 2: weddings on Cameo. I don't know if that's a thing,

850
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 2: but I would do it. Probably damn. So how much

851
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 2: is your fee for you? Free? Okay? So I need

852
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 2: to hear. I don't even I don't even know you

853
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 2: paid them.

854
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: You paid them to do it, don't you pay I

855
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: think I think it's free. You know, it's mess not

856
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: paying your friends. You got like, if they're doing a

857
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: service for you, pay your friends.

858
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 2: So you could pay me? Then oh, now you said

859
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: you know, you said for free.

860
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: And then when you said no, but I said your friends, Now,

861
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I would pay you, but you had

862
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: already said no, no, no, for free.

863
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: Hey know your worth? Know your worth? Hey, know your worth?

864
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 2: A I'm not gonna be like CARDI be in that courtroom. Babe,

865
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 2: know your worth? Free? Say it? My my worth is free?

866
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 2: Oh thank you?

867
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: Because I'm so so wait okay, but hmmm, this is

868
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. It's like because someone talked to me

869
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: about if gay marriage got overturned, like what would I do?

870
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: And I said I would my life will still beat

871
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 1: the way.

872
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 2: It is now. You know your left wouldn't change. She

873
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 2: was like, but you don't have health insurance and it's like, yes,

874
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: I still don't have health insurance and I'm surviving, you know,

875
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 2: And so now I have to think about that because

876
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 2: I didn't respond properly. I didn't do that right. Yeah,

877
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: but you responded how Sidney responds, Yeah, and I should have.

878
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 1: If you're listening to this, I just want to apologize

879
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: again that you You said you were worried, and I said, well,

880
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit Emily up on Etsy and I'm gonna

881
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: do which spell you think we should go with?

882
00:44:50,520 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 2: Opening Doors Loving light Y. Yeah. And they didn't think

883
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 2: that was funny. They did not think it's funny. I left,

884
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 2: And then you can make a comedian laugh. That's that's tea.

885
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: You know, you will, oh will? Then you literally crossed

886
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 2: the ocean for me. I did. I did no mountain

887
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 2: high enough, ain't no valley low enough. You didn't bring

888
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: me the stars in the moon. But you did cross

889
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 2: the ocean for me. Oh oh wait, Marie, look what

890
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 2: I got? Oh my god, she got no mooning up

891
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: first I did. But I got you a keychain. This

892
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 2: is an in on it. And then men, men, men move.

893
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: This is cute, right yeah, but you also got me,

894
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: oh this is pretty thank you. You also got me

895
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: a disco ball keychain. It's gonna be real heavy.

896
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 2: Sis heaven Heaven heavy and me. Okay, wait, so Marie,

897
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 2: you didn't have any mess Yeah, you know what message

898
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 2: you did? Heavy on me? Yes? Oh, cis what makes

899
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 2: you think I'm about to share? Oh?

900
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know I'm about to click click,

901
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm about to get one of those I'm about to

902
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 1: get a Yeah.

903
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: So I bumped into my ex this week, like a

904
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 2: block away from my house. I'm about to get a gun,

905
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 2: and it's like, you don't live in this neighborhood. What

906
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 2: you're doing here?

907
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 1: Luckily I was running late when I saw him, so

908
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: I didn't have time to speak. Like I knew my

909
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: train was coming in three minutes, and I had exactly

910
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: three minutes to get to the train station. My gun

911
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: is overnight mailed, y'all Okay, priority, it's gonna be here.

912
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: And I'm not playing Should we take a gun? Lesson?

913
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 2: We should? So I'm gonna get ordained and you gonna

914
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 2: get a gun. Yeah, I'm not playing around you laughing.

915
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: Or should I first get a taser? I should get

916
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: a taser and then a gun.

917
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: I think you should get your police baton back.

918
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: No, I know, no, I yes, but you know I

919
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: did have pepper spray in there when I pepper sprayed

920
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: myself at work, So I can't do that at work. Yes, girl,

921
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: that's why I got a police baton in the first place,

922
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: because I accidentally pepper sprayed myself in the locker room.

923
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 2: And yo, when I tell you that pepper spray.

924
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: Was on on hot, spicy, like the highest level, because

925
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I was gonna die.

926
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 2: I was in that bathroom for twenty minutes. Girl, Yeah,

927
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 2: I have pepper spray. The detective.

928
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: Remember I went on a date with the lord of

929
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: the SVU detective the op. But I went on a

930
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: date with a with a detective and he got me

931
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: pepper spray. He said, it's crazy out here.

932
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 2: You need this? And I said, oh my god, it

933
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 2: sounds you've seen some things and you care.

934
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: You need this.

935
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: He said, you need this? What happened to him?

936
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to date a cop, Sidney. Is he

937
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: a cop or is he a detective? He's a detective,

938
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: but he seen girl. When he was talking to me

939
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: about his job, his eyes was far away and dark

940
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: and small. I said, whoa, I don't need that rubbing

941
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: off on me.

942
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 2: Baby. I'm light, I'm happy. I moved through the world

943
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,760
Speaker 2: like none of this is serious, none of this matters.

944
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,919
Speaker 2: You telling me all the stuff that you see day

945
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 2: in and day out. You want to stay like you

946
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 2: gonna do't me? Sis? Yeah? But now, if you had

947
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 2: that detective, you would have protection. Well he did give

948
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 2: me the pepper spray. No, but where is he?

949
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm sure If I'm sure I

950
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: have him saved in my phone as the detective.

951
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: If I text him and say I think my ex

952
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: is stalking me, yeah, you should be like can you

953
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 2: run these plates for me? Well, he don't have a

954
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 2: you don't have a car, give him. Can you run

955
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 2: this bike for me? Hey? Can you run these Can

956
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 2: you run this metro card for me? Please? Can you

957
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 2: run this metro carse? Girl, I'm getting a gun. I'm

958
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 2: not playing. I just want people to know. Hey me,

959
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 2: I'm you know, all coy and shy and meek and

960
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 2: leonardless what about me? But Marie click clack boom if

961
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 2: I have to now, at first, I'll be you know, like, well,

962
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: w how do you do this thing? And I was like,

963
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 2: we move out the way, you know, like I can

964
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 2: see Sydney shooting a gun and not having her eyes open,

965
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 2: oh yeah, fully closed, taking the shot, sending a prayer

966
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 2: up to God. Yeah, I'm having one eye open. I'm

967
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 2: like bang, bang, you shut it out, setting your shot

968
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 2: wor right now? Oh my god, girl girl harlem, harlem.

969
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: And that while I'm not here, that was my fear

970
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: that the detective was gonna I was gonna spend the

971
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: night at his house and I was gonna get up

972
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: and go to the bathroom and he would like, who

973
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: not remember that I was staying there, and he would

974
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: shoot my baby pinky toe off.

975
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 2: Well, and now I got nine toes because I dated

976
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 2: a detective one time.

977
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: But honestly, the story is lit. But then would you

978
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: can you walk straight if you missing a toe?

979
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: And it depends on what toe you blow off? And

980
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 2: you know, flip flops are in now, like my god,

981
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: they whole foot out.

982
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: Now they're covering the big toe but leaving the outside

983
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: toes uncovered and.

984
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 2: What I look like?

985
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: But you know they have their Marziala's shoe that has

986
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 1: like half the toes out but then one toe covered. Yeah,

987
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: and so you could just only wear those, Yeah, but

988
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: what if the wrong toe is blown off? Now I

989
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: don't have balance. My equilibrium is off. You need all

990
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: you need all ten toes to balance, and that's what

991
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: cats need their whiskers because that also balances them out

992
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: as well. Oh, I also heard cat's whiskers are the

993
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: width of their body and that's how they know if

994
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: they can fit through a hole.

995
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 2: Yep. If their whiskers fit, they know that their body

996
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 2: can go through.

997
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if somebody like takes off a whisker, it

998
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: throws them all the way off.

999
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd be walking like.

1000
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 1: Yes, So don't fuck with a cat's whisker and don't

1001
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: shoot my friend's toe off.

1002
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1003
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: Yes that that was a psaying. I'm serious anyway, if

1004
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: you listen into this. I did bump into him, and

1005
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: I didn't spend much time. I literally I was like,

1006
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: I have to get on the train. He's taking his

1007
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,479
Speaker 1: AirPods out. I'm like, ah, I gotta go by my train.

1008
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: I got a show later, and I was wearing a

1009
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: hat that he bought me. When I saw him, and

1010
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, Now he thinks I told you

1011
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: to get me that hat.

1012
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 2: I was like, no, he thinks I'm missing. I was

1013
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 2: gonna burn it. No, he was gonna wear it. It's

1014
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 2: a cute hat. It's like you ad is it a stalker?

1015
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 2: I have to give you. Should we be worried, Marie?

1016
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. Should I have them run the run

1017
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 2: the thing? Should we be worried? Like? For real? You

1018
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 2: too unseerious?

1019
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: Well, my sister told me I need to get there's

1020
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: this thing that women who stay in hotel rooms alone

1021
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: typically get. It's like a thing you wedge under the

1022
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: door and if someone tries to open the door, this

1023
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: loud alarm goes off.

1024
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 2: She was. She sent me the link again and she

1025
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 2: was like, you need to get this for your apartment.

1026
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 2: You do, so I'm gonna do.

1027
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna order absolutely, And I think you need to

1028
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: start telling the neighbors. A man, if this, if you

1029
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: see a guy like this trying to drop off a package,

1030
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: take the package and then push him away, be like

1031
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: I'll take that, thank you so much. I mean I

1032
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: already told the people next door like, hey, I'm not

1033
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: with him no more. So they were like, oh, but

1034
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 1: he was so nice, and I was like, he's dead

1035
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: to us now.

1036
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the problem with you, neighbors. Oh my god.

1037
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:21,399
Speaker 2: But I used to eat ribs with him. No, he's

1038
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 2: a murderer. He's a bad guy. Yeah, but they don't

1039
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 2: know that. They're like, he brings you flowers all.

1040
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: The time, so and you know when they need flowers

1041
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: for funerals. So yeah, no I don't want them damn flowers.

1042
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 2: Shit you right, you right across from a place set

1043
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: you could get it's too much. Yeah, you gotta go.

1044
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 2: I mean he's gone, but he's still around. Yeah. Anyway,

1045
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 2: that's mess. That is mess. And so we might need

1046
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 2: to hire a bodyguard.

1047
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: Yes, we need a Kevin Costner in here today today today,

1048
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: but I would like him to be bodyguard audish year.

1049
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: Yes, that is not mess, yo, bodyguard auditions. This is

1050
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 2: another show, yes, yes, bodyguard, Yes, auditions, Yes, Emery, Emery

1051
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 2: and Sydney on the side, like now I'm gonna need

1052
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 2: to see him without a jabb you know.

1053
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: This is honestly, I love this so much because I

1054
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: really am going to do this. Okay, I'm gonna hold

1055
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 1: bodyguard auditions.

1056
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 2: You should, I'm gonna So I'm starting a new show, right,

1057
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 2: it's a late night show. It's my spin on a

1058
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 2: late night show.

1059
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: It's called Marie Foston is Late okay, right, So the

1060
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 1: first one is on September twentieth at Union Hall because

1061
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I had the date and I was like,

1062
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make that the show and we'll figure

1063
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: it out and make it perfect later. Yes, And I

1064
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: was gonna do like a blind date segment, like where

1065
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: I like hid three people behind a curtain and like

1066
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: ask them questions.

1067
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 2: But I think the segment needs to be a bodyguard audition.

1068
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 2: I think you should. I think it's gotta be that Yes,

1069
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 2: contested number one and how much do you bench this?

1070
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: Carry me out of a burning building? This is a

1071
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 2: great segment. I love it, love it. Yeah, so smart?

1072
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 2: You wan the you on the team? Yes, yes, just

1073
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 2: like that. Sydney's on the team. Oh my god. Well

1074
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 2: we still need to figure out mess too, mess live

1075
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 2: a date? Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yea yeah. Where

1076
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: do you wanna? When do you wanna? I mean we

1077
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 2: could do it at New York Comedy Club if you want.

1078
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 2: They sent me some dates or because I was supposed

1079
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 2: to be running my hour there, but I'm like, I'll

1080
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 2: just do this, damn. But New York Comedy Club is

1081
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 2: not it's not Union. Yes, they're not projector Okay, next time.

1082
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, other time, Yeah, do something else at Union Hall,

1083
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: I mean at New York Comedy Club.

1084
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to run run some jokes with

1085
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 2: my girls. Oh we don't. Yeah, we gotta run those jokes. Yeah.

1086
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: Being a committee in is hard because, like, you know,

1087
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: you're funny all day long, and then you gotta go

1088
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: to work and be funny for longer. And it's like,

1089
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: I guess I should have been working on material instead

1090
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: of just being funny with my friends in real life.

1091
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: Why you say that, I don't know. You know, you

1092
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: go to shows and you could tell these people spent

1093
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 1: the whole day writing material, like set up punchline, set

1094
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: up punchline, and it's.

1095
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 2: Like, I just I took a nap yesterday. I went

1096
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 2: to my show. I talked about the nap for ten minutes. Like,

1097
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 2: no way, I love that. That's how I prepared for

1098
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,479
Speaker 2: my show last night. That's not I got some rest.

1099
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, we should do a segment here where

1100
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 2: we run a joke. Jo is this funny? Yeah, it's

1101
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 2: the segment? Yeah? Is this funny?

1102
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: Mass are just living funnier foe funnier fail, funnier failure

1103
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 1: or nah?

1104
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 2: Yeah lol or go to Hell. Yes, llol or go

1105
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 2: to Hell. I like that too, oh na ha ha?

1106
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 2: Or I actually like that. I like it? Yeah, Okay,

1107
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 2: that's in the show too. Come see that on the twenty.

1108
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's here you are. The number one is

1109
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:37,839
Speaker 2: for mess Okay, we have messages. We do. Let's read

1110
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 2: a couple because I actually love hearing other people's business

1111
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,439
Speaker 2: and we haven't done that in a while. Yes, okay,

1112
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 2: read the first one. Hey, Marie and Sydney.

1113
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: I wanted you guys opinion on my dating mess Not

1114
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 1: sure if you remember Sydney, but I was the guy

1115
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: sitting in the front row at the New Jersey show

1116
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: last month.

1117
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 2: Do you remember my god? Yes, mess it crazy? Okay, Okay,

1118
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 2: oh my god, I do remember him. He was by himself.

1119
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 2: Oh my Mauss. I'm dating again after breaking up with

1120
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 2: my ex. But here's the thing. I got stood up

1121
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 2: on the first date.

1122
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: Met this girl online and I shot my shot in

1123
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: her DMS and it worked, and we've been talking and

1124
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: texting pretty consistently these last few weeks. That's few weeks,

1125
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: that's too much time. I asked her on a date

1126
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: and she agreed. We decided on a place date and time,

1127
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: and communication was great up to the night before the

1128
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: morning up. I texted her good morning, and she read

1129
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: the text but didn't reply. A couple hours later, I

1130
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: sent the address to the place again read but no response.

1131
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 2: I thought it was odd, so he's self aware. Odd

1132
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 2: is the word of the pod. Okay, I thought it

1133
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 2: was odd, but we just spoke the night before confirming everything.

1134
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 2: So I left it alone.

1135
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: Made it to the City Living Queens by the agreed time,

1136
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: made the reservation fifteen minutes after the agreed time, just

1137
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: in case she was late. Texted her that I was there,

1138
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: and again no response. I waited until it didn't make

1139
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: sense to wait anymore, and I left. Drafted up a text,

1140
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: ran it through chat GPT to clean it up, basically

1141
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: saying I wasn't sure if something came up or if

1142
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: she wasn't interested, but she should have said something. The

1143
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 1: activity was paid for in advance, oh, and wished her

1144
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: the best. Fast forward to this morning and she texting

1145
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: me saying, oh girl.

1146
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 2: No.

1147
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: She texted me saying her grandmother passed away yesterday, so

1148
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to see the obituary, texting me wasn't

1149
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: at the top of her list. Okay, yeah, send me

1150
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: to receipt Yeah. See, I need to see the receipts

1151
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: for the body and show me a picture of the casket.

1152
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 2: They Yeah. Is it mess that?

1153
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: I understand that something like this is totally under standable,

1154
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: but at the same time, feeling like you read my

1155
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: text at multiple points throughout the day.

1156
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 2: You could have said something. I planned to block her

1157
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 2: after the lack of consideration, regardless of what her reasoning was.

1158
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 2: But grandma passing feels a bit harsh. What do you think?

1159
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 2: Love the pod XO XO.

1160
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 1: Tye block blocker, it's listen, block party, block block black

1161
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 1: black block.

1162
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for your loss. More lost block Like that's it,

1163
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 2: but you so yes, agreed one hundred percent.

1164
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 1: But also, babe, you read the text. Yah, Grandma lived

1165
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: a long life. You could have said, hey, can't make

1166
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: it today. You don't even have to make an explanation.

1167
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 2: Hey, I actually can't do today. Sorry boom.

1168
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 1: Grandma Dad just said that. Yah she did, And then

1169
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're like, what who did? Like you could

1170
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 1: have said a meme of the casket that falls over, so.

1171
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,959
Speaker 2: It's for it was too much for you to text

1172
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 2: me yesterday but you're texting me today, right, but yesterday

1173
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 2: is when you should have texted. Yeah. Yeah, you're texting

1174
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 2: back today after the fact.

1175
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 1: She probably just didn't want to go on a date,

1176
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: or she hit up a couple of people to have

1177
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: dates on the same day and you know the one

1178
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: that she really wanted was available.

1179
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 2: You don't know. You don't know what people are doing here.

1180
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 2: You said you met her online, you had never met

1181
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 2: her in real life. She uses a lot of filters.

1182
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 2: She don't want you to see her real face. Oh

1183
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 2: maybe it's that.

1184
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: Or she might have ordered a unit and it didn't

1185
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: come in that day, so she was like, well, the

1186
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: whole day is scrapped.

1187
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 2: Now, this person that you met at the front row

1188
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 2: of your show, what was What do he look like?

1189
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 2: Who play him in a movie? You think I feel

1190
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 2: like More's Chestnuts. Oh wow, no, because she would have

1191
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 2: went on the day with him. If you're like Moor's

1192
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 2: Chestnut and her grandma died, she would have bought the

1193
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 2: body to the date Tahi up for three.

1194
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: Grandma be weaking at burn anyway, Rest in peace to

1195
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: your grandma, says I.

1196
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 2: I apologize. I'm sorry, girl, but you know your grandmother

1197
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 2: been this. Yeah, you know she's still did okay. Yeah.

1198
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 1: Is there a reason why if you had a date

1199
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 1: with somebody that the day of the day, you would

1200
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: start responding to them like what, I don't know. It's

1201
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: like it's avoidant. It's very avoidant, and I am avoidant

1202
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: that time. I wait till last minute for a lot

1203
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: of things. But like, yeah, I think it's just so

1204
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: easy to be like, hey, I can't make it. But

1205
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: we have executive dysfunction, so it's so hard to do

1206
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: a task. And the task could be canceling on someone

1207
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 1: or explaining or showing up or doing that one that

1208
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: one email. So I do understand, girly pop, but hey,

1209
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,439
Speaker 1: we all grown and we're making plans, and I hate

1210
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 1: when you just don't communicate, Hey, I can't make it.

1211
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 2: It's really not that hard. You don't know even Hey

1212
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 2: can we reschedule? You don't notice? Man, you can hurt

1213
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 2: his feelings if you need to. Hey I can't go.

1214
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 2: Hey no means no. You would have said that. She

1215
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 2: could have been like she really it was some million things.

1216
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: She could have texted. You know, her phone was in

1217
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 1: her hand the entire day. That's how that's how she

1218
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: was on the toilet with her phone. But the thing

1219
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 1: is is that if you're gonna ghost me, you better

1220
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: cast me me right, casting me down, Like don't write

1221
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: back at all.

1222
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't ghost me and then text me the next day.

1223
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 2: That's weird, but it's not ghosting if you like you

1224
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 2: can't even go to but yeah, and also, don't you

1225
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 2: get the notifications that somebody texts you and it says

1226
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 2: what it says. You don't have to read it. Why

1227
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 2: it's red? Now red? You playing in my face?

1228
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: It's actually mess that you got your red receipts on? Hey,

1229
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 1: what is up with this red receipts thing? Like do

1230
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: you want a box?

1231
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 2: Like?

1232
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like, cause I see the red

1233
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: and then you're not writing me back, and then you're

1234
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: not writing me back, and I know you saw it.

1235
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 2: Then I'm then I'm doing the eyes. You know, I

1236
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 2: hit you in the eye. I'm looking what's up? You

1237
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 2: read that? Then I emailed you? I know you got

1238
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 2: that emailed me. Yeah, sometimes you got to email. I

1239
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 2: don't have my red receipts on, but I love that

1240
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,920
Speaker 2: other people have them on. It's weird. It's weird.

1241
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: You're letting me know you read it, okay, but you're

1242
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: not responding. Grow up your city. Your red receipts are

1243
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: on what.

1244
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 2: No, they're not. You didn't know that they on? No,

1245
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 2: they're not. I can see when you read my text

1246
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 2: the girl is too stunned to spirit. They're not for me.

1247
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 2: I fix that right now. Crazy. This is insane, Marie.

1248
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 2: What I love that though? Are you sure? Okay? Oh

1249
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 2: maybe I lied? Maybe it's believe.

1250
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, I just text you now and now text

1251
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 1: text me okay, hold on, Hi. Red receipts is mess

1252
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 1: and Apple you a messy, messy bitch for that.

1253
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Red at one thirty two, I thought you knew

1254
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 2: they were on a you know. And sometimes I be

1255
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 2: reading and I don't respond because I don't want to

1256
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 2: look thirsty. But that's fine. That's okay.

1257
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,439
Speaker 1: I read stuff while I'm doing stuff, or I'll ask

1258
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: Siri to read it to me and then I'll.

1259
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 2: Respond when my hands are free. It's okay, Well, mess,

1260
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Friend. If you're really as fine

1261
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 2: as Sidney says you are, you can block that lady

1262
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 2: and you'll be fine. This is a terrible day because

1263
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 2: you found out your red receipts is on. Now I

1264
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 2: gotta go through so many text mess and be like, hey,

1265
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 2: is this red? Is this red? Friendship mess? Hi? Sidney

1266
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 2: and Marie. I'm having a dilemma with her friend and

1267
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 2: one of your take on the situation. This friend and

1268
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 2: I have known each other for over ten year and

1269
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 2: never really had any issues until now. We are the

1270
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 2: type of friends to catch up every once in a while,

1271
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 2: grab a bronch or dinner every few months, shot about

1272
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 2: relationships and life, show up for big life events, but

1273
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 2: we don't really talk in between those times. The past

1274
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 2: few months, we've tried to meet up a few times,

1275
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 2: but always either had a conflict in my schedule and

1276
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 2: once had to cancel. I could have put more effort

1277
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 2: in meeting up, but I had recently moved, dealing with

1278
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 2: family issues and just didn't.

1279
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 1: Have much energy to hang out. I didn't think much

1280
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: of it until she sent me a long text, ooh when.

1281
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 2: You see that chunk, baby, chuck you see that chunk?

1282
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 2: Never like a chill, hey baby, because you know I

1283
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 2: love you. No, no, no, it's never that okay.

1284
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: When she sent me that long text about little effort

1285
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: I put into our friendship. How my excuses weren't really

1286
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 1: enough because she was also busy this summer and overall,

1287
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: just what a bad friend I was. I felt it

1288
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 1: was unfair, especially since I've been a good friend up

1289
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 1: until now and I'm in a stage in my.

1290
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 2: Life where I'm not as available as I used to be.

1291
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 2: What do y'all think? How should I respond?

1292
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: Love the show your favorite Messican messicansans sports. It sounds

1293
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 1: like it felt pretty balanced and even up until you

1294
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 1: canceled that one thing, or.

1295
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 2: As she thought she thought? Well, she said that we

1296
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 2: we don't really talk much between and I mean, being

1297
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 2: an adult is hard. Make it time for friends, especially

1298
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,439
Speaker 2: if they live far as hard. But is it mess?

1299
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 2: What's the question? What's which is mess? Here? Like?

1300
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: She doesn't know how she should like approach this because

1301
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 1: she thought that she was doing a good job, But she.

1302
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 2: Also friends like that. I don't know he was friends

1303
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 2: like that are oh s even in my top ten.

1304
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 2: You wouldn't even.

1305
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 1: Come to my birthday dinner, you know, like I feel,

1306
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 1: I think, Let me look at it, let me read

1307
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 1: it again. Well, we've tried to meet a few times

1308
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: and it either didn't conflict either, there was a conflict

1309
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: on my schedule.

1310
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 2: Oh oh, so it was you.

1311
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 1: But I always either had a conflict on my schedule

1312
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:24,959
Speaker 1: and once had to cancel m since you might just apologize.

1313
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 1: And she's like, I but I you know, I'm I'm busy.

1314
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't have the time. But it's like, hey, guys,

1315
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 1: we gotta make the time. We gotta make the time

1316
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: if you want to make the time.

1317
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 2: And also, this is what I'm gonna say to you

1318
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 2: married people with kids.

1319
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I understand, you got a job, you got

1320
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 1: a man, you gotta you got a kid. But what

1321
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: were you doing before you had that man and that kid.

1322
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 2: I was hang out with my friends. We were hanging

1323
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 2: out with your friends.

1324
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 1: And your friends were there and they were available, and

1325
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,919
Speaker 1: they were there for a lot of milestones to build

1326
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 1: you up to actually be available to meet this man

1327
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 1: and have these kids. And we go to these weddings

1328
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,480
Speaker 1: and these baby showers and these birthdays and these plays

1329
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:07,600
Speaker 1: and et cetera, etc. We're available for those things, right,

1330
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: And you need your village, well, your village also needs you,

1331
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: and so you need to be like husband, baby, y'all

1332
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 1: gotta have some I gotta have some girl time. Come

1333
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 1: on husband, Baby, I'm busy this weekend. Hey baby, you

1334
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 1: gotta watch the husband. Husband gotta watch the baby, and

1335
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,799
Speaker 1: you gotta to watch the dog. Yeah, we can't always

1336
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 1: come to you. We can't be like understanding all the time,

1337
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,240
Speaker 1: like we get it. There's always these big changes that

1338
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: everybody has big changes going on in their life. But

1339
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,680
Speaker 1: you have to sit back and be like, am I

1340
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 1: really putting in enough effort?

1341
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:42,400
Speaker 2: Would you? Would you pull that stunt on a job?

1342
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:48,400
Speaker 2: You wouldn't? Probably? Yeah, yeah, what would Reezi do? Okay?

1343
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,920
Speaker 2: Am I going into the office? Probably not, But I don't.

1344
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: I didn't see nothing about marriage or babies in the

1345
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 1: in the in that mess that message.

1346
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 2: I just sometimes I just you know, I just throw

1347
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:03,600
Speaker 2: that in there. That was because it could be. It

1348
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 2: could be.

1349
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 1: But also it's just like, even if you don't have

1350
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 1: marriage or baby or whatever, people make time for the

1351
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 1: things they want to make time for, and that like,

1352
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: no matter what it is, what it is, there's a

1353
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,120
Speaker 1: lot of times that I'm like, yo.

1354
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 2: I don't want to fucking pull up, but pull up

1355
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 2: show face, okay, girl, Hi, kisses, We eat a little

1356
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 2: bit of cake and then peace out. Well. She says

1357
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 2: that they've been friends for ten years.

1358
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: They don't talk every day, but they meet every once

1359
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 1: in a while for a brunch or a dinner. They

1360
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 1: show up for the life events and they go to

1361
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:37,640
Speaker 1: they talk about like relationship and stuff together. So like

1362
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 1: maybe for her it's kind of still surface level, but

1363
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: she's trying to like deepen the friendship and you're not

1364
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 1: making the turn.

1365
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:44,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, do that.

1366
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: And also we have to keep it real. Let's let's

1367
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: really put it on here. Catch up friends mess. That

1368
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,599
Speaker 1: is not actually doing the friendship. That's meeting talking about

1369
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: things that have happened, eating some eggs Benedict.

1370
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 2: And then moving on Benedict.

1371
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 1: That that is not that's not the activity of I'm sorry,

1372
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 1: friendship building. Eating what kind of eggs, Benedict, Benedict, Benedict.

1373
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 1: That's Benedict's are Benedict down?

1374
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 2: Ben a dick? BENEDICTI hey, ben a dick, I'm a

1375
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 2: Benedicted ben Adict eggs ben Addicted. Yeah, that's what it is.

1376
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 2: And we are like I don't talk to you most

1377
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 2: of the time, right, coool, no worries, But then how

1378
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 2: do I expect you to be more than what you are?

1379
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:38,720
Speaker 2: We're just catching up.

1380
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 1: That's it, right, But a lot of people that's what

1381
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: they have time for. I don't think that's and then

1382
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:46,560
Speaker 1: you have your core. You got your core friends, and

1383
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: then you got the catch.

1384
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 2: You know, that's an associate. Listen. Maybe she don't want

1385
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 2: to be an associate no more. She want to move

1386
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 2: up again.

1387
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 1: Hey do you have time for a serious question? I

1388
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:01,280
Speaker 1: gotta talk about something she should be talking like, because

1389
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 1: it seems like she's getting upset. But it's like there

1390
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,519
Speaker 1: should have been a conversation.

1391
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 2: Hey, you know we've been first for a long time.

1392
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:09,439
Speaker 2: I think we've just you know, we we can you

1393
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 2: raxtl it on me a lot? What's up?

1394
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,640
Speaker 1: Or or it's like, hey, I know that we just

1395
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 1: meet up and get breakfast or brunch whatever. I would

1396
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:18,479
Speaker 1: like to do more things.

1397
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,720
Speaker 2: That's not just this. I don't want to catch up.

1398
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 2: I want to actually do some stuff. Okay, so say that, Yes,

1399
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,719
Speaker 2: so say that. So the friend you know that blowing

1400
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 2: up on people, that wasn't just a one thing. That's

1401
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 2: a build up of like she it over ten years.

1402
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, all right, should we read on more? This

1403
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 2: one is long? Oh and it's photos. Well you could

1404
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:45,640
Speaker 2: read so you bro hopping, rebounds and polyamory. I love

1405
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 2: the title.

1406
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dear Sidney, Marie, my dearest Sidney and Marie. I

1407
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 1: fear I've entered the messiest chapter of my romantic life.

1408
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 2: Come on, that's how you start a letter. Okay.

1409
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:02,080
Speaker 1: As a recently single threat something, I got caught up

1410
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:07,120
Speaker 1: dating my divorced friend Jamal okay and his divorce polyamorous

1411
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 1: friend Miguel So too divorced.

1412
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, uh huh.

1413
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: I usually I'm usually a reasonable woman, but I've let

1414
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:19,000
Speaker 1: my emotions, naivete, and hormones lead me astray?

1415
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:25,120
Speaker 2: Is this less than you? Who? I mean?

1416
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 1: Started with, I fear and then led astray? Come on,

1417
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,040
Speaker 1: Jamal and I have been friends for four years. There

1418
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: was some romantic interest at the start, but it was

1419
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:37,360
Speaker 1: stunted once I learned of his recent divorce and emotional unavailability.

1420
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,840
Speaker 2: Wait, okay, they had been friends and then it's okay.

1421
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:41,719
Speaker 2: He then got divorced.

1422
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 1: He stayed in the friend zone for a while, but

1423
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,000
Speaker 1: things changed After my recent breakup. I was out drinking

1424
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: trying not to think about my ex, so I texted Jamal.

1425
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,800
Speaker 1: He met up with me and introduced me to his

1426
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 1: friend Miguel, the mess began, Jamal and I hooked up

1427
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 1: for the first time. Four years of built up sexual

1428
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,560
Speaker 1: tension was released, and I'm happy to say it was

1429
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 1: not disappointing. Okay A That same night, I had also

1430
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 1: danced with Miguel, who texted me while I was hooking

1431
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:11,559
Speaker 1: up with Jamal.

1432
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:14,639
Speaker 2: Miguel and I agreed to meet up a few days later,

1433
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,400
Speaker 2: Gay Chapter two.

1434
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,160
Speaker 1: Our first meetup was almost five hours long, and the

1435
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,600
Speaker 1: night ended with a ride on his motorcycle.

1436
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:23,240
Speaker 2: Hot.

1437
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 1: He's incredibly attractive and charming, which I am typically a

1438
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 1: little suspicious of same sis, so I tried to stay aloof.

1439
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,800
Speaker 1: I also felt uncomfortable knowing I had just hooked up

1440
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,560
Speaker 1: with Jamal so and he is decently good friends with

1441
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,400
Speaker 1: Jamal and I hooked up a second term, okay.

1442
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,600
Speaker 2: I decided to tell him that Miguel and I had

1443
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 2: been chatting, just to be transparent.

1444
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:48,439
Speaker 1: Jamal responded by saying he wanted to explore something more

1445
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:49,680
Speaker 1: with me, but.

1446
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:53,559
Speaker 2: You just you just got out of a divorce, girl,

1447
01:13:54,520 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 2: you're doing the moll Yeah. He also said, you know,

1448
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,960
Speaker 2: Miguel is polyamorous and he has a primary partner. Right,

1449
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:06,519
Speaker 2: I had no idea. He Loki.

1450
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,080
Speaker 1: It was petty of Jamal to put Miguel's business out there,

1451
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,600
Speaker 1: but I didn't like that Miguel hid that info from me.

1452
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,439
Speaker 1: He had been going out of his way to hide

1453
01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:20,360
Speaker 1: his partner's existence. Even after I asked direct questions about

1454
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,760
Speaker 1: whether he was alone on a camping.

1455
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:26,639
Speaker 2: Trip, he wasn't. He straight up lied. I distanced myself

1456
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:29,400
Speaker 2: from him and focused on exploring things with Jamal. Well,

1457
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:33,640
Speaker 2: that was a bust. Three dates in, Jamal said he

1458
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:37,720
Speaker 2: was no longer interested in dating. Yeah, girl, I could

1459
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,200
Speaker 2: have told you that she played.

1460
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:43,040
Speaker 1: The dates were generally great, but the last one ended

1461
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: with a quickie that made me feel a tad used.

1462
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:48,519
Speaker 1: So maybe I was petty to fall back on Miguel,

1463
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:54,160
Speaker 1: but he was ready to receive me. Okay, can you

1464
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: shall receive ye? The love bombing began. He seemingly wanted

1465
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,519
Speaker 1: to wrote me back in after I did things with

1466
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,720
Speaker 1: him to explore my connection with Jamal. Miguel has sent

1467
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:07,479
Speaker 1: me a random delivery of ice cream and pie, gifted

1468
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 1: me earrings, and bought me a couple's massage that.

1469
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:14,120
Speaker 2: He attended with me. He drove me to the airport

1470
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:14,840
Speaker 2: for a flight.

1471
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: Now Miguel's trying to put that rang on airport.

1472
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,560
Speaker 2: He has a primary partner though, but it sounds like

1473
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 2: he's not a nice guy. Okay, but no, okay, keep going,

1474
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:26,519
Speaker 2: keep going.

1475
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,280
Speaker 1: He drove me to the airport for a flight I

1476
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:31,439
Speaker 1: was taking to his home country and made a comment

1477
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 1: that he looked at flights to see if he could

1478
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 1: join me.

1479
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,360
Speaker 2: He didn't seem to be joking.

1480
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:40,840
Speaker 1: Despite being suspicious of his generosity, over familiarity and deception.

1481
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 2: This is I know, you should get a pie.

1482
01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:48,880
Speaker 1: I find it hard to stop engaging with him because

1483
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:52,120
Speaker 1: I genuinely enjoy his company and the gifts, and to

1484
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,679
Speaker 1: top it off, my attraction to him has grown so much.

1485
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,880
Speaker 2: What should I do? Is this mess or just living?

1486
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 1: I tried to keep it brief, but it was hard.

1487
01:15:59,439 --> 01:16:02,400
Speaker 1: I heard y'all like photos, so I attached. Feel free

1488
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 1: to comment on the pod, but please do not share. Okay,

1489
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 1: this is Jamal in some little shorts. Okay, he's doing

1490
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:12,120
Speaker 1: the peace sign a millennial and that's and that's Miguel. Okay,

1491
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 1: dimple oh girls, Jamal and Miguel. So it sounds like

1492
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:21,000
Speaker 1: you haven't hooked up with Miguel yet, So what's the

1493
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 1: question here. Mom was so cute though, but he said,

1494
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,360
Speaker 1: you're not gonna waste my time. I know my value sis.

1495
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,439
Speaker 1: But he also was like, I would like to explore

1496
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:31,040
Speaker 1: things deeper with you because he heard his friend was

1497
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:33,760
Speaker 1: gonna was in the running to be America's next top

1498
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:34,800
Speaker 1: mat Like what and.

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01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,640
Speaker 2: I love this. She's a natural hair baddie, just like

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01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:39,760
Speaker 2: she's like, girl, this is what it is. And they

1501
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:44,960
Speaker 2: all over me. Okay, she got options, erkabadzu, I love it?

1502
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:49,800
Speaker 2: Come on, So what's the question? Uh? Is it mess?

1503
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:54,000
Speaker 2: I'm attraction? What should I do?

1504
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 1: Is this mess or just living? It feels like it's

1505
01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,160
Speaker 1: just a little bit messy, but it's definitely living. It's

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01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 1: very it's very But you are single. I want to

1507
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:05,240
Speaker 1: know how does Miguel have all this time if he

1508
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:08,720
Speaker 1: already has a primary partner, How is how is he

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01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 1: available to give and do all this stuff to you?

1510
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:14,519
Speaker 2: What is he doing to the number one on the

1511
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 2: call sheet? M I mean he drove her to the airport.

1512
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:21,959
Speaker 2: That's the commitment right there. That that sounds like single behavior.

1513
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 2: That sounds like I want to know and the girl

1514
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,120
Speaker 2: you're gonna give him some or or not? Like we

1515
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:28,760
Speaker 2: need to know.

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01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:35,519
Speaker 1: But also it's like sometimes people do all these things

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01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,320
Speaker 1: just to get you know what I mean, So maybe

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01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: don't give it up until because you don't know what

1519
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:41,040
Speaker 1: else you can get.

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01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:45,839
Speaker 2: But so you're saying this should should be more transactional. Honestly,

1521
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 2: you don't want to talk to me about because I'm

1522
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:51,160
Speaker 2: a let's let's be together. I don't want to play

1523
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:52,360
Speaker 2: these games. I don't want to be in the streets

1524
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:55,519
Speaker 2: and more. Let's do it. That's why you come to

1525
01:17:55,640 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 2: rock papers sistance, because I'm right do it. You're on

1526
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:03,040
Speaker 2: the rebound as well. Sis.

1527
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:05,520
Speaker 1: You also just got out of a out of a relationship.

1528
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 1: He's in a relationship, so it's not like this we're

1529
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:12,880
Speaker 1: looking for something serious right now. We're looking for something fun, light, easy, satisfying.

1530
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:14,679
Speaker 1: Plus he drives a motorcycle.

1531
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,360
Speaker 2: You know what's light, fun and easy.

1532
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:23,000
Speaker 1: Doc Johnson gets you a vibrate and take some time

1533
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:28,559
Speaker 1: off from a sister that stays jumping to relationship. Okay,

1534
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 1: like I'm in the Witness Protection of Lesbian Uh huh, girl,

1535
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:37,559
Speaker 1: take a break. Put it on ice, Put it on ice,

1536
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 1: put the heart on ice, put the coucie on ice.

1537
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:40,840
Speaker 2: It's okay.

1538
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,040
Speaker 1: The heart can be on ice, but the coucie should

1539
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:47,600
Speaker 1: be outside. No, you were in a relationship, syst but.

1540
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 2: Gray, clear your clear, your slate, clear your slate. No,

1541
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:56,680
Speaker 2: figure out what you want for you fun while you

1542
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,000
Speaker 2: figure it out, you know what. So then I agree

1543
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,840
Speaker 2: with city. Keep taking the gifts, but don't sleep with

1544
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,759
Speaker 2: him yet exactly.

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01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, because once you once you get intimate, then you

1546
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,680
Speaker 1: start getting clouded, and then you're just gonna be in

1547
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 1: another relationship open, an open polypocket one at that.

1548
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:17,719
Speaker 2: So date as many people as you can. You should

1549
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:21,840
Speaker 2: also be open. I feel take your time, take your time,

1550
01:19:22,439 --> 01:19:29,599
Speaker 2: take your time, take your time, take your time, your time. Yeah,

1551
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 2: I don't know, friend, I'm like, you know, I'm blessed.

1552
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 2: I'm thankful. You know.

1553
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:39,800
Speaker 1: Somehow the universe drops me off in the streets and

1554
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:43,040
Speaker 1: somebody picked me right back up, Like the taxis, the

1555
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:46,280
Speaker 1: lights stay on for me. I can't get no yellow

1556
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:49,240
Speaker 1: car car on my own in real life, but in

1557
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:53,439
Speaker 1: the life of dating, another yellow car, another bus, another train,

1558
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,600
Speaker 1: another plane is right there. That's crazy because in my

1559
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,280
Speaker 1: dating life the taxis see me standing there, and the we.

1560
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:04,840
Speaker 2: Don't go to brook or or or your your car

1561
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:06,639
Speaker 2: you're overcome up and you're about to open the door

1562
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 2: and it grows Drives was like no, no, no, no, no, no,

1563
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 2: no town only man for what side? What side?

1564
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 1: So yes, Inney that in that analogy that I'm taking

1565
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:27,000
Speaker 1: the train home, No I'm not. I got my finger

1566
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 1: my hand out and I'm limbiting, no magging my way

1567
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 1: downtown and they not.

1568
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:34,720
Speaker 2: Stopping for me.

1569
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:37,680
Speaker 1: But that's not true because wait, you just got out

1570
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:39,759
Speaker 1: of a relationship and now you have a stalker.

1571
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:43,519
Speaker 2: Do you understand? You elevate level level? Like my cap

1572
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:47,800
Speaker 2: driver won't. He's outside, He's right outside. He's like, ho,

1573
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,599
Speaker 2: calm down, He's like not flowers. He's got the side

1574
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,120
Speaker 2: on the radio, the boom box.

1575
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:58,800
Speaker 1: Yes, I promise I won't kill you like that. Yeah

1576
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:01,000
Speaker 1: that anybody who says they promise they won't kill you,

1577
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:01,840
Speaker 1: they gonna kill you.

1578
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:04,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I asked him if he was gonna kill me.

1579
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 2: And I was so mad that you asked him that, Marie,

1580
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,559
Speaker 2: I said, what are you thinking? Did ask this man

1581
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 2: that question? You're already in Japan? Well, I mean, will

1582
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:15,120
Speaker 2: you gonna kill me in Japan? Or no? What do

1583
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,960
Speaker 2: you know? If I had to fight money or not

1584
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:19,880
Speaker 2: like I couldn't believe when I when you said that

1585
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:22,479
Speaker 2: to me, I said, I gotta get another credit card.

1586
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 2: I gotta get it. Chase Sapphire on the line. If

1587
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 2: you thank you, shout out to Chase Sapphire. You in

1588
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 2: the building. Yeah, Now, if you think somebody might kill you,

1589
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:38,200
Speaker 2: you're not gonna ask them if they're gonna kill you. Marie, Hey,

1590
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,360
Speaker 2: are you me? I ain't never seen that in Law

1591
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,240
Speaker 2: and Order? Ask for you, But isn't the warning that

1592
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:48,760
Speaker 2: you feel the need to ask discernment? Discernment? Do you

1593
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:52,840
Speaker 2: have it? Damn? Yeah? But after I asked the question,

1594
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:54,360
Speaker 2: I was like, now did I plant the seed for

1595
01:21:54,439 --> 01:21:58,120
Speaker 2: the murder? Because maybe he wasn't gonna do it, But

1596
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:02,320
Speaker 2: then me asking it like planted Brie, Do you have

1597
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:07,519
Speaker 2: space for me? I got something serious? Yeah, girl, I

1598
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,200
Speaker 2: got space. And then we gotta wrap this up.

1599
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:12,600
Speaker 1: If I have to shoot somebody and then go to

1600
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:16,519
Speaker 1: jail for a long time, like, it's not gonna be

1601
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:18,519
Speaker 1: good because I don't think we'll be able to get

1602
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 1: the mics on over at Rikers.

1603
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,639
Speaker 2: So if you don't think we could talk through the glass,

1604
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:26,400
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know if I Heeart is going

1605
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:29,519
Speaker 2: to you know, it's were already trying to figure out

1606
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,439
Speaker 2: lighting here. I don't know what they're gonna do. I

1607
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:38,040
Speaker 2: heart myself. I heart rikers. Yo. I bet you yo.

1608
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,879
Speaker 2: Our pot would go crazy.

1609
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:44,559
Speaker 1: I should go to jail for the pot and us

1610
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 1: like just trying to like record through the phone.

1611
01:22:48,439 --> 01:22:49,840
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know if you. I mean, they

1612
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:51,800
Speaker 2: record full albums in jail. We do?

1613
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, Peace signed Millennial? Okay, we're done, We're done,

1614
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:57,320
Speaker 1: We're done.

1615
01:22:57,479 --> 01:22:59,920
Speaker 2: Did he text that to you? Mess? Or just live?

1616
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:04,439
Speaker 2: Marie has a stalker? I feel like living a little bit.

1617
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:07,360
Speaker 2: That's living a little bit. You're living now? Oh, this

1618
01:23:07,479 --> 01:23:13,000
Speaker 2: is it? This is true? Mess or living? Sydney's gotta gun.

1619
01:23:16,439 --> 01:23:22,559
Speaker 2: Sydney's got a gun. And don't you forget it, don't you? Yeah? Sidney?

1620
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:24,439
Speaker 2: But I mean, if it's twenty twenty five, if you

1621
01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:27,200
Speaker 2: don't have no stalkers this year, like what you're doing exactly,

1622
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:27,679
Speaker 2: I don't.

1623
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,720
Speaker 1: I don't have them, or maybe I've had them and

1624
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:32,599
Speaker 1: then you know, I just let them in and they

1625
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,560
Speaker 1: just then we start dating, I don't know, friend, And

1626
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 1: that also is a stunt that could be happening with you.

1627
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 1: So now I have to vet these people. So every

1628
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:43,840
Speaker 1: time somebody wants to talk to you, I gotta go through.

1629
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,760
Speaker 1: I gotta show up and be like, well can I

1630
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:47,400
Speaker 1: get I need to do a background check.

1631
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:48,280
Speaker 2: You know what?

1632
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:53,040
Speaker 1: This is another segment on Marie Sydney Date Date my

1633
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:53,599
Speaker 1: best ye.

1634
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,120
Speaker 2: And then you could be like next yeah, and you're

1635
01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:57,599
Speaker 2: done with them.

1636
01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:01,240
Speaker 1: Come see the show on September two you're in New York,

1637
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:04,200
Speaker 1: and come see me in London in October and then Sydney.

1638
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:07,479
Speaker 2: You got a lot going on to watch Sydney or Hulu, yeah, yeah.

1639
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:10,719
Speaker 1: And then what else I'm gonna do, uh my Black

1640
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:14,880
Speaker 1: Barbie story in October and Union Hall, I'm gonna do

1641
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:19,960
Speaker 1: a live Barbie story on the projector working through it.

1642
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:25,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna do Marionnette Bye Bye Barbie's.

1643
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:27,479
Speaker 2: I will not do that, but we will.

1644
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:32,680
Speaker 1: We will be having a slide presentation, some narration from

1645
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:35,920
Speaker 1: the audience. It will be a communal story together and

1646
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:40,120
Speaker 1: I love the community. Anyway, This was a beautiful, messy episode.

1647
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,000
Speaker 1: I hope you guys enjoyed it that we did so much.

1648
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,639
Speaker 1: I don't know what the title is, but we gave

1649
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 1: yell a lot.

1650
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:48,000
Speaker 2: We will go through it. We will and I will

1651
01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:51,240
Speaker 2: not stop saying the title of the podcast. Thank you

1652
01:24:51,320 --> 01:25:00,320
Speaker 2: for listening to Rock Scissor Sisters and review us. Please Bye.

1653
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:04,840
Speaker 2: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

1654
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:08,679
Speaker 2: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts. Created

1655
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:12,479
Speaker 2: and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced

1656
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:16,759
Speaker 2: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,

1657
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,519
Speaker 2: Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you would like

1658
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,559
Speaker 2: your messages read on air, please email us at Mess

1659
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:25,719
Speaker 2: Thepodcast at gmail dot com, or call for your messages

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01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:28,519
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