1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: Dogs like running in our diaries, except we say to 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,239 Speaker 1: allow Jason Brown. 3 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 2: Go yes, thank you, dear blogs. So my parents, let's see, 4 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 2: I'm thirty five. So they've been married like thirty six years. 5 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 2: And something happened recently in interaction with them that I got 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 2: to witness that I thought was just hilarious. So my 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,279 Speaker 2: dad's retired, my mom still goes to work every day. 8 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,799 Speaker 2: And there's a new neighbor in town. She is a 9 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 2: single woman and her let's call her Donna, okay, and she. 10 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: You know, when you do that, you're supposed to make 11 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: up the name is not really Donna. 12 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 3: Let's call her Donna. Yeah, her name is Donna. 13 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 2: For her as Donna may or may not be Donna. 14 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 2: So she is single and walks her dog like every 15 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,479 Speaker 2: day up and down the street. And my dad like 16 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 2: sits outside or he's outside you know working, you know, 17 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,880 Speaker 2: in the yard or whatever, and she'll stop and they'll talk. 18 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 2: My dad is like the mayor of the neighborhood, right, 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 2: Like he has nothing to do, so he just like 20 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 2: sits home all day, plays with the dogs, and like 21 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 2: talks to neighbors. So my mom found out that this 22 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 2: was happening and She's like, oh, well, she's. 23 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 3: What why is she walking down here? Like you can't 24 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 3: talk to her? Like whatever. 25 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 2: I was like, Mom, you are about to be sixty, 26 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 2: my dad is sixty seven years old, and you're worried 27 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 2: about Donna in the pink yoga pants walking down here 28 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 2: with her dog talking to James Brown, Like what what 29 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 2: is going on? I just thought it was so funny 30 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 2: that they've been married so long. And this is the 31 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 2: first time that I ever sort of saw my mom's 32 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 2: like claws come out, like she's gonna attack this woman 33 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 2: if she tries to make a move on her. Man. 34 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 3: I'm like staring on business. I can get some pink 35 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 3: yoga pants, Linda. 36 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 2: Writes, No, I have a birthday present for her. Yeah, 37 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 2: so oh no, there's like jamah yeah. And I just 38 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 2: never seen that side of my mom. 39 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: And I'm like, momus, I think your dad like plays 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: into it. 41 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 3: Now he kind of likes it. Well now it's like 42 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 3: a it's like a joke. 43 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 2: And I'm like when we're like talking about like, oh, Dad, 44 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 2: like what did Donna say about that? 45 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 3: Or like did you ask? Yeah, so we have a 46 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 3: little left left. 47 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 4: I'm with missus Brown stand on business about your man. 48 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 4: You gotta watch miss Donna, miss Parker soever coming out 49 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 4: watering the grass and walking up and down the street. 50 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 4: It's a lot of ways for you to walk up 51 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 4: and down the street, and I need to walk past 52 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,239 Speaker 4: my man and my house. So I am with missus 53 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 4: Brown how to sit on business. And then whenever miss 54 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 4: Parker get to walk in, or what's her name, Donna 55 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 4: Donna get to walk in, she get out there and 56 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 4: walk your brother, Duke. 57 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 1: You're so confusing to me because you're you know, no 58 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: one can talk to your man, but then you don't 59 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 1: claim your man. 60 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 3: I don't claim him, just not on my Texas. 61 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. 62 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 3: It's a strange dichotomy. 63 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: It's like, stay away from him, but I'm single, so 64 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: you have to stay away from me, but stay away 65 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: from him. Waiting by the phone is new n next 66 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: Bread shows up.