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Speaker 1: little secret about guys. Okay, dish Men love a woman
Speaker 1: with a little tude, little latitude, Okay, little spice, little feistiness,
Speaker 1: you know, not too feisty, obviously, not like go fight
Speaker 1: that guy for me, not scary, but just a little
Speaker 1: bit of cayenne on that macaroni, you know, because that
Speaker 1: fistness tells us something. It tells us you're passionate and
Speaker 1: you're probably into some freaky stuff. Yeah, lady in the
Speaker 1: streets breaking the shad. Yeah, we love it. And I
Speaker 1: have a feeling that the girl on the phone today
Speaker 1: for a second eight up day is definitely a little
Speaker 1: freaky because of what she ended up doing on her
Speaker 1: first date. Okay, you're crazy, I'm intrigue. Let's find out
Speaker 1: her name is Rebecca. Rebecca, You're a free count, a
Speaker 1: big one. I like a woman who will own that around.
Speaker 1: He tell us about the guy that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's his name? His name is James. Oh, you do
Speaker 1: sound feisty. Where'd you meet James? Woman on his dating app? Okay,
Speaker 1: what'd you like about him? Well? In his picture he
Speaker 1: looked pretty hot. I mean, he was muscular. He just
Speaker 1: looked like he could do something felicious. Right, So what
Speaker 1: you and James do on your date? We went to
Speaker 1: this slows diner and I was there first. I kind
Speaker 1: of like to do that fight because if I don't
Speaker 1: like what I see, I normally kind of just leave.
Speaker 1: Shut up, you sneak out the back door. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't really have to sneak too much. I already have
Speaker 1: my shades and stuff for me incognito. I see you
Speaker 1: in like a wig with one of those fake noses,
Speaker 1: sitting at a bar. Counter. Decided whether or not to
Speaker 1: take it all off or just to stay Yes, So
Speaker 1: with James decided to stick around. Yes. So with James.
Speaker 1: I noticed them come in and he looked a little
Speaker 1: differend than his pictures, you know, like he looked like
Speaker 1: a whole lot different, like maybe about fifty pounds bigger
Speaker 1: than his picture. But that was okay with you. Apparently
Speaker 1: that was absolutely not okay with me. I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: so wait, what did you do? Initially my first thought
Speaker 1: was run for the hills because he's such a light.
Speaker 1: Why would he who? I mean, don't lie, it's online dating.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess at some point you change your
Speaker 1: mind and introduced yourself. I mean, yes, So at one point,
Speaker 1: like I said, I was thinking I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: Then I thought, you know what, I'm gonna go back.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just let him know that this is horrible.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't do people this way. I was definitely that
Speaker 1: was my first thought. Then I looked next door and
Speaker 1: there was this furniture place and I'm like, let me
Speaker 1: go over here really quick. And I end up buying
Speaker 1: a pillow. Because you ditch the guy, you decide to
Speaker 1: go back, you get just wait, listen, listen, this is important.
Speaker 1: You gotta hear me out. So I went about the
Speaker 1: pillow and I actually put it inside of my shirt
Speaker 1: because I wanted to go back to show him like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm not who I said. I am. Either a pillow
Speaker 1: in your shirt to make it look like you're big
Speaker 1: or pregnant or something in the middle. All right, so
Speaker 1: you're getting even with him for not showing who he
Speaker 1: really was in his picture exactly. I want him to
Speaker 1: see what that looks like. Okay, yeah, there's some freak
Speaker 1: stuff I'm telling you. Ye, So how did that work out?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. The moment I came up, he acted
Speaker 1: like it was just okay, like, hey, how are you?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the heck is going on? A
Speaker 1: nice guy here? You got a square stomach? I mean
Speaker 1: he ended up being so cool, I mean so kind.
Speaker 1: He was compassionate. He was asking, are you okay? Do
Speaker 1: you need anything else? How about can I get you
Speaker 1: another dessert? And I'm like, I'm gonna eat that up now.
Speaker 1: And the whole time You're sitting there with a pillow,
Speaker 1: and this is crazy. He thought I was pregnant the
Speaker 1: whole time, and I just wrot with it the whole night,
Speaker 1: because you know, hey, I would be worried that he's
Speaker 1: like cool with going out with a pregnant chick all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, nothing wrong with going out with a
Speaker 1: pregnant chick. Did he ever address it? Did he ever
Speaker 1: say anything about it? No? He was just so kind.
Speaker 1: When are you do what are you having? And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, you were outright lying. I just
Speaker 1: couldn't tell him the truth. And the baby's name is Fred.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So wait, what do you want to do?
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not calling you back right, he keeps calling.
Speaker 1: He's wondering how I'm feeling, how I'm doing. When are
Speaker 1: we gonna hang out? And I just don't know, Guys,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I need your healthier
Speaker 1: because I want to hang out. I enjoyed him afterwards,
Speaker 1: he's great, and I'm like, do I tell him the truth? Like?
Speaker 1: I have to do. You have to tell him all
Speaker 1: the truths, because the whole truth is like, hey, you're
Speaker 1: really fat, and I was gonna show you how much
Speaker 1: that sucks by putting the pillow in my belly, And
Speaker 1: now you think I'm pregnant. I think your best bet
Speaker 1: is to actually go out and get pregnant for real,
Speaker 1: and then you're not lying anything. You know, that's a
Speaker 1: long play. You gotta wait a little while. Andy, He's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, wait, are you You're still pregnant nine
Speaker 1: months later? Yeah? Yeah. He's even asking me like if
Speaker 1: you don't have anyone to be in the delivery room.
Speaker 1: I'll be there for you. And I'm like, oh my, okay, listen,
Speaker 1: you do not want to put a man who thinks
Speaker 1: a pillow is a pregnant belly in a delivery room.
Speaker 1: He's a little uneducated. I'm just letting you know. Well,
Speaker 1: it does sound like a nice guy. He does. He does.
Speaker 1: I really want to talk to him, I really do. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, we're gonna find out if we can
Speaker 1: help you. We're gonna play a song, come back and
Speaker 1: get your second date update right after this. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, hold on if you're just tuning in,
Speaker 1: we're on the phone with Rebecca, and Rebecca is expecting
Speaker 1: a brand new one hundred percent goose down snuggle soft
Speaker 1: bundle of joy Queen's sides at here. No, she needs
Speaker 1: a second date update. But this one's a little bit
Speaker 1: different than what we normally do, because normally we call
Speaker 1: people when someone's being completely ignored after a date. But
Speaker 1: Rebecca has been getting calls and text from James. She's
Speaker 1: just not answering any of them because she feels bad
Speaker 1: about what she did. As she showed. If you didn't know,
Speaker 1: she stuffed a pillow under her shirt and pretended to
Speaker 1: be pregnant during their date. And she only did that
Speaker 1: because when he showed up he seemed a little heavier
Speaker 1: than his profile pictures. But now Rebecca wants to make
Speaker 1: things right and get another date. Rebecca, how do you
Speaker 1: want to handle this exactly? Do you want me to
Speaker 1: tell him that you faked your pregnancy or do you
Speaker 1: want to deliver that news? Deliver? I get it. I
Speaker 1: feel so guilty about doing that, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: now just looking back at it, it was such a
Speaker 1: plenty mistake. It was, And you do want a date? Right?
Speaker 1: You're not just using this just to I don't know,
Speaker 1: clear your conscience? Yes I do. I mean if this
Speaker 1: is gonna go on, if this is a potential partner,
Speaker 1: then I don't want to go in line. Okay, So
Speaker 1: you're going to tell him that it was not a
Speaker 1: real pregnancy. I don't have to do that for you,
Speaker 1: right right? Okay? Good? Because I've already done way too
Speaker 1: many fake pregnancy announcements this week. I need a break personally.
Speaker 1: But let's call James for you. Okay, you're ready, I'm
Speaker 1: definitely gonna do my best, Like I'm so nervous. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just breathe. Yeah, we'll get through it together. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. We're gonna call James. Okay, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to James please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's hey? This is young Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. You have a moment to talk. Um. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I promise we're harmless except for Brooke. Ye, Hi, James?
Speaker 1: All right, Ben, I mean, what's going on? What y'all
Speaker 1: call him? Well, we do a thing on our show
Speaker 1: called the second Date Update. Have you ever heard of
Speaker 1: that before? Yeah, I've heard of that as Okay, just
Speaker 1: in case. That's where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with someone and then get ghosted, we'll call that
Speaker 1: person for you and find out why. But your situation
Speaker 1: is a little bit different because you actually are calling
Speaker 1: this girl back. What it is weird? This is a
Speaker 1: weird one, I mean more weird than normal. So do
Speaker 1: you remember going out with a woman recently named Rebecca? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know Rebecca. So she reached out to us and
Speaker 1: really wanted us to call you. That's great because I
Speaker 1: call her and she don't really you know answer, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be confusing that she would call us instead
Speaker 1: of just calling you back. I could see where that
Speaker 1: gets weird. Here's the deal, James, Rebecca wanted to let
Speaker 1: you know that she delivered and it's actually quads and
Speaker 1: two and a half of them are yours? Shut up?
Speaker 1: That can't be true. I didn't even hits not true, James, James,
Speaker 1: did you like Rebecca a lot? Yeah? She was cool, man.
Speaker 1: She had a great vibe. She was a real genuine person.
Speaker 1: You know. She said a lot of really kind things
Speaker 1: about you, especially about how gracious you were about thinking
Speaker 1: about the pregnancy and things. Yeah. I mean, I definitely
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting that you'll swipe on somebody expecting them to
Speaker 1: be pregnant. It's a little confusing. Did anything seem weird
Speaker 1: about the situation to you? I mean, outside of her
Speaker 1: being pregnant? Yeah, I know it. Did anything seem weird
Speaker 1: about that? It could be weirder. I mean, nah, to
Speaker 1: the dope souls, I enjoyed my time with her. Rebecca
Speaker 1: is a dope soul. That is actually a really awesome compliment.
Speaker 1: You don't meet a lot of dope souls these days.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Rebecca set this whole thing up
Speaker 1: because she really wants to talk with you, but she's
Speaker 1: been really nervous about it. About the dessert. Thing about
Speaker 1: the dessert. What about the dessert. I felt bad after
Speaker 1: the day because I felt like I was trying to
Speaker 1: be overnice, I guess, And because she was pregnant. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe she wants to tos one for her and one
Speaker 1: for the baby. That's right, you are a good man, James.
Speaker 1: That is exactly what a pregnant woman wants. Dude. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm trying to buy her two desserts. And I
Speaker 1: maybe it might have put her office something like that. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's it. But after this, no matter
Speaker 1: what happens, the whole show wants to go out with
Speaker 1: you and eat for sure, because you sound awesome. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. But here's the thing. Rebecca really does want
Speaker 1: to talk to you, but she's a little bit nervous
Speaker 1: about it. And she actually has been listening on the
Speaker 1: phone this whole time. She has something she wants to
Speaker 1: tell you. You mean, she's on the phone like right now,
Speaker 1: m Hi, James, Hey, Hey, what's going on? Hi? Hi? Right?
Speaker 1: I dared that a while Wow, I've really been thinking
Speaker 1: about you. Oh that's good to know. I mean, I've
Speaker 1: been trying to be tough to you. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you want to return to my calls, you know,
Speaker 1: because maybe a sense you're you know, when I bought
Speaker 1: the two desserts, maybe that you thought I was calling
Speaker 1: you fat or something and you were just kind of
Speaker 1: shaded me. I didn't know. No, the two desserts were fine,
Speaker 1: thank you. All Right, man, you didn't drop four babies,
Speaker 1: did you? No? No, no, um about that? All right? Um?
Speaker 1: So I'm really okay. It's hard, It's okay. So there's
Speaker 1: no baby. I'm actually surrogan. I don't have the baby anymore.
Speaker 1: What Rebecca, did you say surrogate? You're a surrogate. I
Speaker 1: really wasn't pregnant. Hold on, hold on, wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait, so you you weren't pregnant. I don't mean
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not understand it. What about that second
Speaker 1: dessert for it? Then? And you don't mean surrogate. You
Speaker 1: mean that you lied, is what you mean? I lied
Speaker 1: about for Suragan? Just now, I lied about being pregnant.
Speaker 1: That was actually a pillow from a place next door
Speaker 1: to designing that we were at. Yeah, it was all
Speaker 1: a lie. Some people like fart when they lie. She
Speaker 1: makes up pregnancies when she lies. What would make you
Speaker 1: even lie about something like that? I mean most people
Speaker 1: will trying to hide the actual pregnancy. You coming pretending
Speaker 1: to be pregnant. Okay, Well I saw you coming to
Speaker 1: the restaurant and you were actually much heavier than your
Speaker 1: pick said, and I was mad. I asked it out
Speaker 1: of just anger and ego. So I went to get
Speaker 1: the pillow, came back, and then we spoke, and from
Speaker 1: that moment you were amazing to me. And I got
Speaker 1: lost in the moment, very lost. Yeah, so it wasn't
Speaker 1: a pregnancy. It was a pillow from next door that
Speaker 1: she stuffed up her shirt, trying to teach you some
Speaker 1: sort of weird lesson because she felt like you relying
Speaker 1: to her with the pillow in your stomach the whole time. Definitely,
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, yes, I did that. I'll put on
Speaker 1: a little weight. It's not come on, James, is not
Speaker 1: a little weight. That wasn't a little weight. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, okay, I will say this. I don't want
Speaker 1: it to become a thing. I am so sorry and
Speaker 1: I actually want you to forgive me because I really
Speaker 1: like you. I like you too. I honestly think you dope.
Speaker 1: You're a dope, so for real, you still believe that
Speaker 1: after the whole pregnancy scared scar slash Lie, I really
Speaker 1: don't mind that she's not a plegnant. I saw of
Speaker 1: her calling me, you know, chunky because of my picture. Well,
Speaker 1: she feels bad about the whole thing, James, and she's
Speaker 1: really hoping that you'll forgive her. And she promises that
Speaker 1: she won't fake a pregnancy again until you're in a
Speaker 1: committed relationship. So no more fake pregnacy, well at least
Speaker 1: not until you're definitely together and then it would actually count.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. If you're willing to give her
Speaker 1: a second chance, we will pay for a date for
Speaker 1: the two of you as many desserts as you guys
Speaker 1: can handle, or I'm eating both of them this time. No,
Speaker 1: I think that that was