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<v Speaker 1>little secret about guys. Okay, dish Men love a woman

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<v Speaker 1>with a little tude, little latitude, Okay, little spice, little feistiness,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, not too feisty, obviously, not like go fight

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<v Speaker 1>that guy for me, not scary, but just a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of cayenne on that macaroni, you know, because that

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<v Speaker 1>fistness tells us something. It tells us you're passionate and

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably into some freaky stuff. Yeah, lady in the

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<v Speaker 1>streets breaking the shad. Yeah, we love it. And I

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<v Speaker 1>have a feeling that the girl on the phone today

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<v Speaker 1>for a second eight up day is definitely a little

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<v Speaker 1>freaky because of what she ended up doing on her

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Okay, you're crazy, I'm intrigue. Let's find out

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<v Speaker 1>her name is Rebecca. Rebecca, You're a free count, a

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<v Speaker 1>big one. I like a woman who will own that around.

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<v Speaker 1>He tell us about the guy that you went out with.

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name? His name is James. Oh, you do

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<v Speaker 1>sound feisty. Where'd you meet James? Woman on his dating app? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what'd you like about him? Well? In his picture he

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<v Speaker 1>looked pretty hot. I mean, he was muscular. He just

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<v Speaker 1>looked like he could do something felicious. Right, So what

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<v Speaker 1>you and James do on your date? We went to

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<v Speaker 1>this slows diner and I was there first. I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like to do that fight because if I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like what I see, I normally kind of just leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, you sneak out the back door. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really have to sneak too much. I already have

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<v Speaker 1>my shades and stuff for me incognito. I see you

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<v Speaker 1>in like a wig with one of those fake noses,

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at a bar. Counter. Decided whether or not to

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<v Speaker 1>take it all off or just to stay Yes, So

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<v Speaker 1>with James decided to stick around. Yes. So with James.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed them come in and he looked a little

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<v Speaker 1>differend than his pictures, you know, like he looked like

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<v Speaker 1>a whole lot different, like maybe about fifty pounds bigger

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<v Speaker 1>than his picture. But that was okay with you. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>that was absolutely not okay with me. I mean, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so wait, what did you do? Initially my first thought

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<v Speaker 1>was run for the hills because he's such a light.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would he who? I mean, don't lie, it's online dating.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess at some point you change your

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<v Speaker 1>mind and introduced yourself. I mean, yes, So at one point,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I was thinking I'm out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I thought, you know what, I'm gonna go back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna just let him know that this is horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't do people this way. I was definitely that

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<v Speaker 1>was my first thought. Then I looked next door and

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<v Speaker 1>there was this furniture place and I'm like, let me

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<v Speaker 1>go over here really quick. And I end up buying

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<v Speaker 1>a pillow. Because you ditch the guy, you decide to

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<v Speaker 1>go back, you get just wait, listen, listen, this is important.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta hear me out. So I went about the

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<v Speaker 1>pillow and I actually put it inside of my shirt

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<v Speaker 1>because I wanted to go back to show him like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not who I said. I am. Either a pillow

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<v Speaker 1>in your shirt to make it look like you're big

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<v Speaker 1>or pregnant or something in the middle. All right, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting even with him for not showing who he

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<v Speaker 1>really was in his picture exactly. I want him to

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<v Speaker 1>see what that looks like. Okay, yeah, there's some freak

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<v Speaker 1>stuff I'm telling you. Ye, So how did that work out?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. The moment I came up, he acted

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<v Speaker 1>like it was just okay, like, hey, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, what the heck is going on? A

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<v Speaker 1>nice guy here? You got a square stomach? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he ended up being so cool, I mean so kind.

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<v Speaker 1>He was compassionate. He was asking, are you okay? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you need anything else? How about can I get you

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<v Speaker 1>another dessert? And I'm like, I'm gonna eat that up now.

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<v Speaker 1>And the whole time You're sitting there with a pillow,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is crazy. He thought I was pregnant the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time, and I just wrot with it the whole night,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, hey, I would be worried that he's

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<v Speaker 1>like cool with going out with a pregnant chick all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, nothing wrong with going out with a

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant chick. Did he ever address it? Did he ever

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<v Speaker 1>say anything about it? No? He was just so kind.

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<v Speaker 1>When are you do what are you having? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh man, you were outright lying. I just

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't tell him the truth. And the baby's name is Fred.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, So wait, what do you want to do?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's not calling you back right, he keeps calling.

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<v Speaker 1>He's wondering how I'm feeling, how I'm doing. When are

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<v Speaker 1>we gonna hang out? And I just don't know, Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do. I need your healthier

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<v Speaker 1>because I want to hang out. I enjoyed him afterwards,

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<v Speaker 1>he's great, and I'm like, do I tell him the truth? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I have to do. You have to tell him all

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<v Speaker 1>the truths, because the whole truth is like, hey, you're

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<v Speaker 1>really fat, and I was gonna show you how much

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<v Speaker 1>that sucks by putting the pillow in my belly, And

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<v Speaker 1>now you think I'm pregnant. I think your best bet

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<v Speaker 1>is to actually go out and get pregnant for real,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're not lying anything. You know, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>long play. You gotta wait a little while. Andy, He's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, wait, are you You're still pregnant nine

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<v Speaker 1>months later? Yeah? Yeah. He's even asking me like if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have anyone to be in the delivery room.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there for you. And I'm like, oh my, okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you do not want to put a man who thinks

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<v Speaker 1>a pillow is a pregnant belly in a delivery room.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a little uneducated. I'm just letting you know. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it does sound like a nice guy. He does. He does.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to talk to him, I really do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well, we're gonna find out if we can

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<v Speaker 1>help you. We're gonna play a song, come back and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update right after this. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. All right, hold on if you're just tuning in,

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<v Speaker 1>we're on the phone with Rebecca, and Rebecca is expecting

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<v Speaker 1>a brand new one hundred percent goose down snuggle soft

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<v Speaker 1>bundle of joy Queen's sides at here. No, she needs

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update. But this one's a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>different than what we normally do, because normally we call

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<v Speaker 1>people when someone's being completely ignored after a date. But

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<v Speaker 1>Rebecca has been getting calls and text from James. She's

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<v Speaker 1>just not answering any of them because she feels bad

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<v Speaker 1>about what she did. As she showed. If you didn't know,

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<v Speaker 1>she stuffed a pillow under her shirt and pretended to

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<v Speaker 1>be pregnant during their date. And she only did that

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<v Speaker 1>because when he showed up he seemed a little heavier

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<v Speaker 1>than his profile pictures. But now Rebecca wants to make

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<v Speaker 1>things right and get another date. Rebecca, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to handle this exactly? Do you want me to

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<v Speaker 1>tell him that you faked your pregnancy or do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to deliver that news? Deliver? I get it. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel so guilty about doing that, you know, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>now just looking back at it, it was such a

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<v Speaker 1>plenty mistake. It was, And you do want a date? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>You're not just using this just to I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>clear your conscience? Yes I do. I mean if this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna go on, if this is a potential partner,

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<v Speaker 1>then I don't want to go in line. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to tell him that it was not a

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<v Speaker 1>real pregnancy. I don't have to do that for you,

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<v Speaker 1>right right? Okay? Good? Because I've already done way too

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<v Speaker 1>many fake pregnancy announcements this week. I need a break personally.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's call James for you. Okay, you're ready, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>definitely gonna do my best, Like I'm so nervous. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just breathe. Yeah, we'll get through it together. Okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. We're gonna call James. Okay, all right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to James please? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's hey? This is young Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. You have a moment to talk. Um. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise we're harmless except for Brooke. Ye, Hi, James?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Ben, I mean, what's going on? What y'all

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<v Speaker 1>call him? Well, we do a thing on our show

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<v Speaker 1>called the second Date Update. Have you ever heard of

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<v Speaker 1>that before? Yeah, I've heard of that as Okay, just

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<v Speaker 1>in case. That's where if you go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with someone and then get ghosted, we'll call that

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<v Speaker 1>person for you and find out why. But your situation

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<v Speaker 1>is a little bit different because you actually are calling

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<v Speaker 1>this girl back. What it is weird? This is a

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<v Speaker 1>weird one, I mean more weird than normal. So do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember going out with a woman recently named Rebecca? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I know Rebecca. So she reached out to us and

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<v Speaker 1>really wanted us to call you. That's great because I

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<v Speaker 1>call her and she don't really you know answer, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be confusing that she would call us instead

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<v Speaker 1>of just calling you back. I could see where that

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<v Speaker 1>gets weird. Here's the deal, James, Rebecca wanted to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know that she delivered and it's actually quads and

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half of them are yours? Shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>That can't be true. I didn't even hits not true, James, James,

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<v Speaker 1>did you like Rebecca a lot? Yeah? She was cool, man.

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<v Speaker 1>She had a great vibe. She was a real genuine person.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. She said a lot of really kind things

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<v Speaker 1>about you, especially about how gracious you were about thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about the pregnancy and things. Yeah. I mean, I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't expecting that you'll swipe on somebody expecting them to

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<v Speaker 1>be pregnant. It's a little confusing. Did anything seem weird

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<v Speaker 1>about the situation to you? I mean, outside of her

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<v Speaker 1>being pregnant? Yeah, I know it. Did anything seem weird

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<v Speaker 1>about that? It could be weirder. I mean, nah, to

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<v Speaker 1>the dope souls, I enjoyed my time with her. Rebecca

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<v Speaker 1>is a dope soul. That is actually a really awesome compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't meet a lot of dope souls these days.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. Rebecca set this whole thing up

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<v Speaker 1>because she really wants to talk with you, but she's

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<v Speaker 1>been really nervous about it. About the dessert. Thing about

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<v Speaker 1>the dessert. What about the dessert. I felt bad after

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<v Speaker 1>the day because I felt like I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be overnice, I guess, And because she was pregnant. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she wants to tos one for her and one

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<v Speaker 1>for the baby. That's right, you are a good man, James.

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<v Speaker 1>That is exactly what a pregnant woman wants. Dude. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm trying to buy her two desserts. And I

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it might have put her office something like that. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's it. But after this, no matter

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<v Speaker 1>what happens, the whole show wants to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>you and eat for sure, because you sound awesome. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it. But here's the thing. Rebecca really does want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you, but she's a little bit nervous

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<v Speaker 1>about it. And she actually has been listening on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone this whole time. She has something she wants to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. You mean, she's on the phone like right now,

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<v Speaker 1>m Hi, James, Hey, Hey, what's going on? Hi? Hi? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I dared that a while Wow, I've really been thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Oh that's good to know. I mean, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been trying to be tough to you. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to return to my calls, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because maybe a sense you're you know, when I bought

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<v Speaker 1>the two desserts, maybe that you thought I was calling

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<v Speaker 1>you fat or something and you were just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>shaded me. I didn't know. No, the two desserts were fine,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. All Right, man, you didn't drop four babies,

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<v Speaker 1>did you? No? No, no, um about that? All right? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm really okay. It's hard, It's okay. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>no baby. I'm actually surrogan. I don't have the baby anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>What Rebecca, did you say surrogate? You're a surrogate. I

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<v Speaker 1>really wasn't pregnant. Hold on, hold on, wait wait wait

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait, so you you weren't pregnant. I don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm not understand it. What about that second

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<v Speaker 1>dessert for it? Then? And you don't mean surrogate. You

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<v Speaker 1>mean that you lied, is what you mean? I lied

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<v Speaker 1>about for Suragan? Just now, I lied about being pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>That was actually a pillow from a place next door

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<v Speaker 1>to designing that we were at. Yeah, it was all

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<v Speaker 1>a lie. Some people like fart when they lie. She

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<v Speaker 1>makes up pregnancies when she lies. What would make you

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<v Speaker 1>even lie about something like that? I mean most people

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<v Speaker 1>will trying to hide the actual pregnancy. You coming pretending

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<v Speaker 1>to be pregnant. Okay, Well I saw you coming to

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant and you were actually much heavier than your

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<v Speaker 1>pick said, and I was mad. I asked it out

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<v Speaker 1>of just anger and ego. So I went to get

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<v Speaker 1>the pillow, came back, and then we spoke, and from

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<v Speaker 1>that moment you were amazing to me. And I got

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<v Speaker 1>lost in the moment, very lost. Yeah, so it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>a pregnancy. It was a pillow from next door that

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<v Speaker 1>she stuffed up her shirt, trying to teach you some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of weird lesson because she felt like you relying

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<v Speaker 1>to her with the pillow in your stomach the whole time. Definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yes, yes, I did that. I'll put on

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<v Speaker 1>a little weight. It's not come on, James, is not

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<v Speaker 1>a little weight. That wasn't a little weight. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, okay, I will say this. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>it to become a thing. I am so sorry and

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<v Speaker 1>I actually want you to forgive me because I really

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<v Speaker 1>like you. I like you too. I honestly think you dope.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a dope, so for real, you still believe that

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<v Speaker 1>after the whole pregnancy scared scar slash Lie, I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't mind that she's not a plegnant. I saw of

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<v Speaker 1>her calling me, you know, chunky because of my picture. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she feels bad about the whole thing, James, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>really hoping that you'll forgive her. And she promises that

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<v Speaker 1>she won't fake a pregnancy again until you're in a

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<v Speaker 1>committed relationship. So no more fake pregnacy, well at least

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<v Speaker 1>not until you're definitely together and then it would actually count.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. If you're willing to give her

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<v Speaker 1>a second chance, we will pay for a date for

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<v Speaker 1>the two of you as many desserts as you guys

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<v Speaker 1>can handle, or I'm eating both of them this time. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that was