WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Halloween Candy

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Scary Caitlin wrote in and wanted a phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap her grandfather, who does not listen to the show

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<v Speaker 2>and says at home all day and hates telephone telemarkers.

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<v Speaker 2>So I thought I would get in with mister Michael Oppenheimer,

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<v Speaker 2>the relentless telephone telemarketer.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fantastic. Here we go today's phone tap. Oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Candycounter onlinedirect

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. How are you doing today's here? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>The Candy Counter online Direct can supply you with all

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<v Speaker 1>types of candy for all kinds of occasions.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need I don't eat candy at all.

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<v Speaker 1>For instance, Halloween is on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have anything to do with Halloween, so I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have any candy and I don't need any.

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<v Speaker 1>But you will have some ghosts and goblins coming to

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<v Speaker 1>your door as they trick you for treats.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>So, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with Candy Counter Online

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<v Speaker 1>speak to you. Yes, we did, but I didn't finish

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<v Speaker 1>what I had to tell you, but you didn't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>I was finished talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need any children will ring your doorbell and

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<v Speaker 1>they will want to enjoy what's in your tubo treats

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<v Speaker 1>for nobody.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody's gonna ring my doorbell, my lights.

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<v Speaker 1>You're off the tub. I'd like to break you off

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of the kitchen anymore. How can you crisp

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<v Speaker 1>crunching peanut buttery butterfingers?

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<v Speaker 3>You're not listening to me. Do not call me anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Call somebody and also gives it.

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<v Speaker 1>This mister Michael Apahemer with the tub o treats.

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<v Speaker 3>You just called the same number again, ah, a different number.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, sir, wouldn't you like to taste the rainbow of

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<v Speaker 1>skittles and then FLT in your mouth? Not in your hands?

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<v Speaker 3>Can go up here? As far as I'm concerned.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody else, and take my number off of your phone

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<v Speaker 3>and go bonor somebody who gives it sir. One question

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<v Speaker 3>question you do you're not listening to me?

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<v Speaker 1>How many licks does it take to get to the

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<v Speaker 1>center of a TUTSI pop?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get it, comedy lex it takes for anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't call me ever again. You're calling me again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer's the name in Candy's my game.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to talk to you anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll even throw in a tube of toothpaste and twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars off your next dental.

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<v Speaker 3>Visiit my teeth and I don't need any toothpaste.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with touboutrees.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your number? Open OPPERA.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to interest you in the Granny candy canister

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<v Speaker 1>for just twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Dollars interest in a single thing you.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a trip down memory lane with whack clips,

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<v Speaker 1>physicist memory, slow pokes, candy, cigarettes, sugar daddies, I hate kids, chicklates,

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<v Speaker 1>nag nuts and chunky.

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<v Speaker 3>You take your chiplets and shove them up your sins.

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<v Speaker 3>And how about sugar baby, sugar baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Which credit card would you like to use today?

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<v Speaker 3>Sir? Credit card? Body whoppers, pop rocks, dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Dumbs, O red Hot more, funk lemonheads, pixie sticks, water

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<v Speaker 1>chuckles and bottle caps.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa sour patch? I just need some bas and quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you going to hand kids when they ring

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<v Speaker 1>your doorbell?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna that's not very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You were once a child. You know Sarah and.

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<v Speaker 3>You cad I was born sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>sneakers really satisfied? Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you that your life wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Be so crotchety if you ate some spend.

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<v Speaker 3>Your all day talking to somebody that doesn't give.

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<v Speaker 1>Us mister wondering how I know your name?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you? How do you know my name?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Kary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>From your granddaughter is playing a phone tap on you, Caitlin,

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<v Speaker 2>Caitlin got you.

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<v Speaker 3>Good Man's in big trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a joke on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>My blood pressures up about one hundred points.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded

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<v Speaker 1>with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran phone

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