Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tappen.
Speaker 2: All right, Scary Caitlin wrote in and wanted a phone
Speaker 2: tap her grandfather, who does not listen to the show
Speaker 2: and says at home all day and hates telephone telemarkers.
Speaker 2: So I thought I would get in with mister Michael Oppenheimer,
Speaker 2: the relentless telephone telemarketer.
Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Here we go today's phone tap. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Candycounter onlinedirect
Speaker 1: dot com. How are you doing today's here? Who are you?
Speaker 1: The Candy Counter online Direct can supply you with all
Speaker 1: types of candy for all kinds of occasions.
Speaker 3: I don't need I don't eat candy at all.
Speaker 1: For instance, Halloween is on the way.
Speaker 3: I don't have anything to do with Halloween, so I
Speaker 3: don't have any candy and I don't need any.
Speaker 1: But you will have some ghosts and goblins coming to
Speaker 1: your door as they trick you for treats.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think.
Speaker 1: So, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with Candy Counter Online
Speaker 1: speak to you. Yes, we did, but I didn't finish
Speaker 1: what I had to tell you, but you didn't understand.
Speaker 3: I was finished talking to you.
Speaker 1: I don't need any children will ring your doorbell and
Speaker 1: they will want to enjoy what's in your tubo treats
Speaker 1: for nobody.
Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna ring my doorbell, my lights.
Speaker 1: You're off the tub. I'd like to break you off
Speaker 1: a piece of the kitchen anymore. How can you crisp
Speaker 1: crunching peanut buttery butterfingers?
Speaker 3: You're not listening to me. Do not call me anymore.
Speaker 3: Call somebody and also gives it.
Speaker 1: This mister Michael Apahemer with the tub o treats.
Speaker 3: You just called the same number again, ah, a different number.
Speaker 1: Hello, sir, wouldn't you like to taste the rainbow of
Speaker 1: skittles and then FLT in your mouth? Not in your hands?
Speaker 3: Can go up here? As far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1: I have one for you.
Speaker 3: Somebody else, and take my number off of your phone
Speaker 3: and go bonor somebody who gives it sir. One question
Speaker 3: question you do you're not listening to me?
Speaker 1: How many licks does it take to get to the
Speaker 1: center of a TUTSI pop?
Speaker 3: I don't get it, comedy lex it takes for anything.
Speaker 3: Don't call me ever again. You're calling me again.
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer's the name in Candy's my game.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Speaker 1: We'll even throw in a tube of toothpaste and twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars off your next dental.
Speaker 3: Visiit my teeth and I don't need any toothpaste.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with touboutrees.
Speaker 3: What's your number? Open OPPERA.
Speaker 1: I'd like to interest you in the Granny candy canister
Speaker 1: for just twenty nine.
Speaker 3: Dollars interest in a single thing you.
Speaker 1: Let's take a trip down memory lane with whack clips,
Speaker 1: physicist memory, slow pokes, candy, cigarettes, sugar daddies, I hate kids, chicklates,
Speaker 1: nag nuts and chunky.
Speaker 3: You take your chiplets and shove them up your sins.
Speaker 3: And how about sugar baby, sugar baby.
Speaker 1: Which credit card would you like to use today?
Speaker 3: Sir? Credit card? Body whoppers, pop rocks, dumb.
Speaker 1: Dumbs, O red Hot more, funk lemonheads, pixie sticks, water
Speaker 1: chuckles and bottle caps.
Speaker 3: Whoa sour patch? I just need some bas and quiet.
Speaker 1: What are you going to hand kids when they ring
Speaker 1: your doorbell?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna that's not very nice.
Speaker 1: You were once a child. You know Sarah and.
Speaker 3: You cad I was born sixty five.
Speaker 1: There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. I don't
Speaker 1: sneakers really satisfied? Sir?
Speaker 3: Are you that your life wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Be so crotchety if you ate some spend.
Speaker 3: Your all day talking to somebody that doesn't give.
Speaker 1: Us mister wondering how I know your name?
Speaker 3: Why do you? How do you know my name?
Speaker 1: This is Kary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: From your granddaughter is playing a phone tap on you, Caitlin,
Speaker 2: Caitlin got you.
Speaker 3: Good Man's in big trouble.
Speaker 1: It's a joke on the radio.
Speaker 3: My blood pressures up about one hundred points.
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
Speaker 1: with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran phone
Speaker 1: tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show