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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tappen.

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Speaker 2: All right, Scary Caitlin wrote in and wanted a phone

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Speaker 2: tap her grandfather, who does not listen to the show

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Speaker 2: and says at home all day and hates telephone telemarkers.

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Speaker 2: So I thought I would get in with mister Michael Oppenheimer,

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Speaker 2: the relentless telephone telemarketer.

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Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Here we go today's phone tap. Oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Candycounter onlinedirect

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Speaker 1: dot com. How are you doing today's here? Who are you?

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Speaker 1: The Candy Counter online Direct can supply you with all

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Speaker 1: types of candy for all kinds of occasions.

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Speaker 3: I don't need I don't eat candy at all.

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Speaker 1: For instance, Halloween is on the way.

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Speaker 3: I don't have anything to do with Halloween, so I

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Speaker 3: don't have any candy and I don't need any.

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Speaker 1: But you will have some ghosts and goblins coming to

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Speaker 1: your door as they trick you for treats.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: So, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with Candy Counter Online

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Speaker 1: speak to you. Yes, we did, but I didn't finish

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Speaker 1: what I had to tell you, but you didn't understand.

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Speaker 3: I was finished talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I don't need any children will ring your doorbell and

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Speaker 1: they will want to enjoy what's in your tubo treats

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Speaker 1: for nobody.

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Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna ring my doorbell, my lights.

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Speaker 1: You're off the tub. I'd like to break you off

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Speaker 1: a piece of the kitchen anymore. How can you crisp

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Speaker 1: crunching peanut buttery butterfingers?

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Speaker 3: You're not listening to me. Do not call me anymore.

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Speaker 3: Call somebody and also gives it.

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Speaker 1: This mister Michael Apahemer with the tub o treats.

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Speaker 3: You just called the same number again, ah, a different number.

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Speaker 1: Hello, sir, wouldn't you like to taste the rainbow of

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Speaker 1: skittles and then FLT in your mouth? Not in your hands?

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Speaker 3: Can go up here? As far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 1: I have one for you.

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Speaker 3: Somebody else, and take my number off of your phone

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Speaker 3: and go bonor somebody who gives it sir. One question

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Speaker 3: question you do you're not listening to me?

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Speaker 1: How many licks does it take to get to the

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Speaker 1: center of a TUTSI pop?

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Speaker 3: I don't get it, comedy lex it takes for anything.

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Speaker 3: Don't call me ever again. You're calling me again.

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Speaker 1: Oppenheimer's the name in Candy's my game.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

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Speaker 1: We'll even throw in a tube of toothpaste and twenty

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Speaker 1: five dollars off your next dental.

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Speaker 3: Visiit my teeth and I don't need any toothpaste.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with touboutrees.

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Speaker 3: What's your number? Open OPPERA.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to interest you in the Granny candy canister

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Speaker 1: for just twenty nine.

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Speaker 3: Dollars interest in a single thing you.

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Speaker 1: Let's take a trip down memory lane with whack clips,

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Speaker 1: physicist memory, slow pokes, candy, cigarettes, sugar daddies, I hate kids, chicklates,

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Speaker 1: nag nuts and chunky.

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Speaker 3: You take your chiplets and shove them up your sins.

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Speaker 3: And how about sugar baby, sugar baby.

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Speaker 1: Which credit card would you like to use today?

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Speaker 3: Sir? Credit card? Body whoppers, pop rocks, dumb.

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Speaker 1: Dumbs, O red Hot more, funk lemonheads, pixie sticks, water

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Speaker 1: chuckles and bottle caps.

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Speaker 3: Whoa sour patch? I just need some bas and quiet.

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Speaker 1: What are you going to hand kids when they ring

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Speaker 1: your doorbell?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna that's not very nice.

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Speaker 1: You were once a child. You know Sarah and.

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Speaker 3: You cad I was born sixty five.

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Speaker 1: There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. I don't

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Speaker 1: sneakers really satisfied? Sir?

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Speaker 3: Are you that your life wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Be so crotchety if you ate some spend.

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Speaker 3: Your all day talking to somebody that doesn't give.

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Speaker 1: Us mister wondering how I know your name?

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Speaker 3: Why do you? How do you know my name?

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Speaker 1: This is Kary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: From your granddaughter is playing a phone tap on you, Caitlin,

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Speaker 2: Caitlin got you.

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Speaker 3: Good Man's in big trouble.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke on the radio.

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Speaker 3: My blood pressures up about one hundred points.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded

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Speaker 1: with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran phone

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Speaker 1: tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show