1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject, 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: I don't want your stepdaddy. And we'll get into that. 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: We're getting into that. It's a little bit. Yeah. But 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 1: right now Junior is in for the nephew with today's 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: prying phone call. What you got first, Junior, your funeral arrangements? Yeah, 7 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: your funeral lange. I don't I don't know what this 8 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: is about. The nephew just left four and wait is 9 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: he He ain't coming for today either. Look at my 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: face and Junior, you know he worked and let's see 11 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: what do you say that, Junior, because yeah, in Birmingham. Yeah, 12 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: excuse me, it's some one. I'm in Africa. Ye, that 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: flew all way over here, taping shows all day and 14 00:00:54,240 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: I'm doing radio. No, no, no, come on play no 15 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:07,559 Speaker 1: no no, I don't care about shoes. You're doing sitting 16 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: people down. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to retail Mrs Diane. Please, 17 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: she's not in at the moment. I'm taking message. Please. 18 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: My name is John John. I'm actually the funeral director 19 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: here funeral home. Because Diane came in earlier today and 20 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: tried to get the arrangement said, first of all, I 21 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 1: want to say my condolences to you all and your 22 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: entire family for what you're going through. She's she's built 23 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: out some paperwork here and I wanted to make sure 24 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: I got everything actually correct. I'm a little I'm not 25 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone. I 26 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: don't know if she wants rob Or or Robert? Are you? 27 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: Are you wanted the members that may be able to 28 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: tell me exactly what she would want on I am 29 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: I'm robbing. Listen, what is all about? Getting me this morning? 30 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: What you're talking about? Aldo A S. Sor? You? You 31 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 1: who I am? Robert? Rob Robert? That's me? Okay? And okay, 32 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: is there senior or or the junior is just a child? 33 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:18,119 Speaker 1: I'm Robert. That's who I am, Junior the child. Neither 34 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: one of us did we were health? Okay, okay, okay, okay, 35 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: hang on, Oh my god, all right, I don't okay? 36 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: Paying on a second story? Yeah yeah, Ms Diane, Ms sir. 37 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,959 Speaker 1: Mr Diana is your wife? Yeah, that's my wife. You 38 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: showed you got the right dang. You show what she 39 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: came in uh this morning? Maybe five five? What salt 40 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: and pepper haired, shoulder lin maybe a medium brown complex. 41 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:51,959 Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, what kind of cost you which you see 42 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,960 Speaker 1: the colts that see the cars? Uh? It seemed like 43 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,239 Speaker 1: it was a uh some type of Was it a camera? 44 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: I think? Yeah, that's how and what I mean, what happened? 45 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: Tell me, you actually tell me what happened? As small 46 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: she came in and said what to you? She came 47 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: in and Mr, why why why? Why? Why don't I 48 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,639 Speaker 1: call back when miss Diane is there? We can go 49 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: call back? You know, tell me that right that I 50 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: need to know what is going on. You might wife 51 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: want what she went for fluid for me? And you 52 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,679 Speaker 1: you were telling me? Let me tell me now, sir. 53 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: All I know is is this Diane came in. The 54 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: paperwork was a little I was just coming reevaluate you 55 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,359 Speaker 1: know what? I what? I what? What? What was written here? 56 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: It wasn't right? I mean, she came in, she she 57 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: picked out the casket, she did everything that she was 58 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:44,119 Speaker 1: supposed to cast but right here. But I don't understand. 59 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: I don't really understand what's going on. But I'm a 60 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: fan out later on, I'm going back. I don't understand. 61 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: I've never been in. I've never been in a situation 62 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: like this. Okay, so maybe I need to call back 63 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: when this Diane gets there. I said, I need to 64 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: talk to you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry 65 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: about that. Where you wet anyway? What's your name again? 66 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, sir, I'm the 67 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: I'm the funeral homes. I'm sorry, y'all. You might mean 68 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: you might be making some funer rain for U too. 69 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: I might need to switch names for name on that, Okay, sir. 70 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: I'm just what six o'clock is? Six o'clock, six o'clock. 71 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 1: You're gonna be there, sir. Of a funeral is a 72 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 1: very serious thing, sir. So you you're so serious. Bro, 73 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 1: Look my wife coming, she's trying to marry me. Me 74 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: I'm robbing. Wouldn't name is on the people? Rob? It's 75 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: it's it's it's Rob or Robert? Which over one? I mean, 76 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I mean, I won't, I don't want. 77 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't know. We even been, 78 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. We didn't even argue. We 79 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: had a little lam in last week. My little Lafe 80 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 1: veals something, little black man, but you could have a 81 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:59,600 Speaker 1: funeral to me. I tell you that they got the 82 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 1: right now you got the right one. I tell you, man, 83 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:09,359 Speaker 1: I'm not watch I mean, since I have you on 84 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: the phone, is it is? Can I ask you? What? 85 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 1: Is it all right? If I ask you something? Sir? 86 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 1: Do you want to ask me? Bro? I mean, since 87 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: since it is your funeral? Would you would you like 88 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 1: the light blue lining or the white line and the 89 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 1: inside on the inside? You clear with me right now? 90 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: Even now you're trying me. Now, if I come down 91 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: and in swing on you, you won't like it. It's 92 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: gonna be to the funerals. You h keep on that. 93 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: You're gonna pick your own planet. Man, I'm not here 94 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: brushing my twin. She was all I said, for a 95 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 1: little bit life. Go around here. It's gonna keep the 96 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 1: build out. But you would say around here, sir, light 97 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: whole life? Now a funeral? Come on, man, boy, I god, 98 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 1: just pay okay? Can I can? I can? I can? 99 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: I tell you what else your wife told me when 100 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: she was here? What what else to do? I you? 101 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: I need to know anyway I need to know. Tell 102 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: me glad him what she told me? To tell you 103 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 1: exactly who I was? What? Who are you? I'm I'm 104 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who are you? I'm not John? I'm not 105 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 1: John from the funeral home. You better mean you better 106 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: tell him you know better him not no, no, no, no, 107 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: nothing of you to see it. This right here isn't 108 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,839 Speaker 1: a few timing from the Steve Harvey Martin. Your white 109 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:41,719 Speaker 1: Diane got me to prank phone. Oh you hello, boy, 110 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: I swear something boy it boy, y'all player. But man, 111 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 1: y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man'll need to 112 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: see you, I think, Hey, man, look him brown, big 113 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: batter needle, sup, bang after thing. I mean, got all 114 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: that shop head right man, Hey, let me ask you 115 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: what is the baddest ratio show in the left Steve 116 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show and the Crying down Lord, and you're 117 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: arguing me about this light be I just you know 118 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: custom lights on over here? Cut the lights hof over 119 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 1: there because little light over here. Now we're playing a 120 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: few Steve light, don't light, don't light? Don't you want 121 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 1: why he's planning on the light blue lash? You blame 122 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: me that tras funny your fa gonna two kids get 123 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 1: down there because you didn't need one of them. Man, Now, 124 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: oh my god, you played too much. Can I tell 125 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,679 Speaker 1: you who I am? I tell you, I tell you 126 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: who is you? Man? You may not tell you nobody 127 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: else students. Who are you? He tried you? You better 128 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: tell me you wanted them? Blank blank blank it? Who 129 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: would tell me? Boy? That dude like, hey, lever day 130 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:37,839 Speaker 1: something having a date. Man, he he was heartbroken because 131 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 1: the girl fled your head. I argue me by little 132 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:53,080 Speaker 1: about the light. You know you're about to die my hand. Man, 133 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 1: I got a head of glass at that. I don't 134 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 1: I don't like. All right, thank you, Thank you, Junior 135 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 1: in for nephew nephew thing on that one coming up 136 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: Strawberry letters, subject I don't want your step daddy. All right, 137 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 138 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.