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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This packing a

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Speaker 1: bindle and hopping on this runaway train is me. Cole Stratton.

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock is busy shooting the prequel to Buffalo sixty

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Speaker 1: six Buffalo sixty five. Let's go ahead and meet today's alchemists.

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Speaker 1: First up, she's the only one who knows where Hidden

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Speaker 1: Valley Ranch really is. Vanessa raglan Vie, what's your go

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Speaker 1: to sally dressing? Oh? No dressing me. Usually it's upsetting

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Speaker 1: or olive oil and then just salt and pepper. I

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Speaker 1: want to taste the veedge. I'm so glad I asked

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Speaker 1: that randomly weird question. Absolutely insane. All right, he's so unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: E m F wrote a song about him, Craig Craig,

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Speaker 1: What's your guilty Pleasure? Nineties song? Um? I like, uh?

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Speaker 1: Was this the nineties? Legend of a cow Girl by

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Speaker 1: Amanti Coppola might have been, what a pleasure? I don't

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Speaker 1: feel that guilty about it, Torn Nat something we all know.

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Speaker 1: Taste the veg just trying to get that hashtag. Next up,

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Speaker 1: she'll swim like five minutes after eating, and she don't

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Speaker 1: give a fuck. It's Carla Carla, what little life rebellion

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Speaker 1: do you like doing? Um? You know, I will skip

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Speaker 1: floss things, take that teeth. But we have one schedule

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Speaker 1: at six o'clock today and I can't get out of it.

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Speaker 1: He's the master of every accent except one. James, he

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Speaker 1: needs keen Wolf. What one accent? Can you just not

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Speaker 1: wrap your head around? I have a hard time doing

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Speaker 1: anything from um Norwegian. It's on funny. I struggle, so

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Speaker 1: we all call it every day. And finally he's only

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Speaker 1: freed to podcasts when he isn't throwing chairs in the

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Speaker 1: amateur wrestling ring. Joey Greer, Joey, what nickname do you

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Speaker 1: wrestle under? Uh? The stinkler checks out? Definitely checks out.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to our first scene. All of

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Speaker 1: my nephew. I'm ruining him. He listens to the podcast

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Speaker 1: the only one who knows who I am stupid, the

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Speaker 1: That's your name here at alchemy this dot com. Here's

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Speaker 1: our first scene suggestion for the day. Hey guys, huge

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Speaker 1: fan of the show. Been listening since the very first episode.

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Speaker 1: You make my long bike ride to school fly by,

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Speaker 1: and I sometimes almost crashed because I'm crying laughing. Here

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Speaker 1: here's the premise. A world leader is on a diplomatic

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Speaker 1: visit to another country. When the leader suddenly dies, information

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Speaker 1: security would not be an issue if it weren't for

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Speaker 1: the fact that the leader's pet parrot, who accompanied them

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Speaker 1: to every meeting meal conference, was captured by the intelligence

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Speaker 1: service of the foreign country. The agents attempt to get

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Speaker 1: as much information from the parrot before anyone notices it's gone.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for all the last stephen S from Texas PS layoff, James.

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Speaker 1: He's got it hard enough as it is, and here's

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Speaker 1: the president of Norwegia. Say something president like a you

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Speaker 1: can Oh my god, I think he died. I didn't

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Speaker 1: you kill him? No, I didn't kill him. I just

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Speaker 1: presented you the president. We just couldn't understand his thick

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Speaker 1: Norwegia accent. No, no, no, I think he's dead. I

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Speaker 1: think I think he was choking the hold you must

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Speaker 1: have killed? Are you holding onto his neck? Well? Yes,

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Speaker 1: but I thought that was just a form of hello.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know that. Okay, God, damn it.

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Speaker 1: Did you saw anything? I forget I saw anything. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I understand him, his thick Norwegian accent.

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Speaker 1: I'll be him. I'll be the I'll be the president

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Speaker 1: of Norwegia. What I'll just I'll wear his skin, you'll

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Speaker 1: wear his skin. I'll cut his skin. You're panicking, you're

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Speaker 1: not thinking Norwegia. Holy Holy, I'm sorry. I couldn't help.

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Speaker 1: But no, just that the dietyhould probably be the next Wait,

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Speaker 1: why are we finding the successor before we deal with

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Speaker 1: the death. We don't find the successor. That's not our job.

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Speaker 1: Is pretty big booment for me. We get a translator,

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Speaker 1: We need a translator. I can trans translate. I can translate. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he just wanted to wear human skin. We can't trust

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Speaker 1: freaking out Claire. Relax, Okay, relax, okay, cool, Mr Vice

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Speaker 1: President say that again. We're going to translate. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to shout at me. I can understand English very well.

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Speaker 1: What he's saying. Now, what's he's saying? You can understand

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Speaker 1: this very well. He is I am now the president.

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Speaker 1: He is now the resident? Is the president? So president?

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Speaker 1: He's president? Yes, of I am the new leader of Norwegia. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's the new leader of Norwegia. No such thing as Norwegia.

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Speaker 1: How are we? Jeff, I can't understand the parent. I

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Speaker 1: gotta translator. Parrot in the other room. I'm gonna get it.

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Speaker 1: So I do think that's a good idea to cut

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Speaker 1: the skin in there? Okay, okay, So he agrees with me.

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Speaker 1: He agrees with cutting the skin and wearing it, and

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Speaker 1: wear it. The last thing we want to do is

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Speaker 1: make people think that we don't have a real good,

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Speaker 1: strong leadership. But wait, I didn't understand that. He wants

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Speaker 1: to make sure that that I'm the leader. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm lead, but you're going to wear the skin, and

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Speaker 1: you'll take the orders from me. Why are we wearing skin?

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Speaker 1: All right? I'm the translator, parrot, so I can translate

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Speaker 1: to the parrot that with that parent of a lot

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Speaker 1: of attitude. I don't know if I like that. I

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Speaker 1: am ready to translate. Judging the parrot, she's professional. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing my job. Well, she's enunciating too much. No, if

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Speaker 1: a man part was doing this, you'd love the fucking thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true. She's absolutely true. You

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Speaker 1: don't like this professional parrot because it's a female. You know,

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Speaker 1: maybe the parent wasn't wearing pants. You know, maybe if

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Speaker 1: you didn't say that you wanted to wear a man's skin.

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Speaker 1: Where a skin? He said, Where is his skin? It's

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Speaker 1: on the body, the body, okay, rector, he said, where

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Speaker 1: his skin? Not where he is? What did he Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's saying where the skin? I can understand him. I

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Speaker 1: can understand. I'm a translator. Part. I'm a translator, he said,

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Speaker 1: I'm a translator. That's he was talking about me. I

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Speaker 1: am the translator. Are you a parent, parrot or you something?

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Speaker 1: What else is going on with your Parrot and Norwegia

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Speaker 1: born to you with the academy it was, and I

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Speaker 1: only get paid sixty sixty cents on the dollar of

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Speaker 1: my of my counterpart. Honey, I'm in the same boat.

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Speaker 1: And look at these idiots. It's a really beautiful heritage. Though.

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Speaker 1: By the way, thank you. Can we focus on the

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Speaker 1: problem here? There's a dead Norwegian? Why don't we just

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Speaker 1: for Weren't the death the big weekend? And what weekend

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Speaker 1: is it? You do understand it's the week wa second, Claire,

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Speaker 1: do you understand him or not? Do you speak Norwegian?

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Speaker 1: Do you speak Norwegia or Norwegian? I actually speak both.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we are qualified than I am. No, don't

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Speaker 1: say that. It's true. You were doing more than what

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Speaker 1: you need to do. Okay, Well I got your back, girl,

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Speaker 1: I got your back girl, your back girl. Now, he

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Speaker 1: was just making fun of us. I understood, you understood. Look,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to hide that credential because, as you know,

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Speaker 1: I get judged if I underperformed. I get judged if

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Speaker 1: I overperformed, because you don't perform perform every day. I

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Speaker 1: performed for years with you, James. I can't stress this enough.

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Speaker 1: I was tired. Were you tired? Tired? For three years?

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Speaker 1: I was tired. You know. I passed the detective exam

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Speaker 1: for him. That sounds illegal. You took the test for him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we don't need Okay, cils down, everyone, pencils down, Claire,

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Speaker 1: What what I want to want to get up? To leave?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to stay under my shirt? Okay, what

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Speaker 1: you look? No one can know you're here. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: now I'm heading out Part two of the detective exam.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, okay, and pencils up. Okay, stick your arms

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Speaker 1: through my shirt. You're gonna have to read the questions.

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Speaker 1: I can't see. I can't read the questions. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: put your arms in my shirt. Okay, okay, all right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to You're gonna have to collect the

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Speaker 1: tests afterwards, okay, okay, all right. I'm gonna stay here

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Speaker 1: under your shirt to help you out there. Okay, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. I don't know how to proctor a test, obviously,

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Speaker 1: but don't worry. I'm here, Okay, Okay, I know exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Alright. Part three of your exam, Shooting accuracy.

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Speaker 1: Here's a here's your gun. There, we'll put the target back.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I just have something in my chest. It's fine, Claire,

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Speaker 1: cla Claire. I can't give you eye goggles or ear muffs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna have to do? This? Can do this?

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Speaker 1: Point guns up, guys, guns up, Okay, put your arms

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Speaker 1: through my sleeve and fire. Oh we're bad. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: kill you. Shut you shut. I'm not a proctor, but

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you passed with flying color scholars. I did.

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Speaker 1: I did, Claire. It doesn't count as you passing just

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Speaker 1: because I was under your shirt. My name is on

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Speaker 1: the certificate, which means I passed. We need to take

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Speaker 1: ourselves very seriously right now. We need to take ourselves

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Speaker 1: very seriously right now. It's a big weekend for Norwegia.

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Speaker 1: If they that our president is dead, then we might

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Speaker 1: we might not have a successful dependent weekend. That wasn't clear.

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Speaker 1: We have this, cla Isla. They're declaring their dependence depend

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Speaker 1: nor we just declaring their inpend So it's an independence independence. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you're declaring your dependence. Who are you dependent on Norwegia?

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Speaker 1: Wait you are Norwegia. No, we are, we are I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Lost inlation day, dependence dependence day, we have a dead

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Speaker 1: Norwegia president and I don't that is one. That is

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Speaker 1: one Hello, who can do his voice? I have the

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Speaker 1: closest thing to his accident. I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: enter the thing. I don't want to Hell, it's still right.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you know how to enter it?

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Speaker 1: It's a fingerprint? There we go, Hello, Hello, NCYS is

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Speaker 1: a very suprisdent of Norwegia's something I can help you with.

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Speaker 1: And I'm calling the president of Norwegian He's a easy

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Speaker 1: right now? Do you want to call back later? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: What is he saying? What is he saying? It seemed

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Speaker 1: like it was a personal call. And he's gonna call Bickly.

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Speaker 1: It seemed like it was a personal call. He was

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Speaker 1: gonna call back later. Shut up, do shut up? No,

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Speaker 1: I got one job here, Okay to translate for this

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Speaker 1: fucking idiot. Actually understand English pretty well. And you also

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Speaker 1: pointed at me when you start point at you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: look outside that door there, huh. Sixty seventy other nations

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Speaker 1: ready to talk about d nuclearization, all right, and we

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Speaker 1: want to declare our dependence on them. And there's no

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Speaker 1: is that what's outside that door? Yes? Oh my god. Alright,

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Speaker 1: so we got guys. I have a suitcase full of

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Speaker 1: string and Pulley. I mean maybe we could. Why did

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Speaker 1: you see that earlier? Well, I was gonna I'm using

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Speaker 1: it this weekend for what are we doing with it?

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Speaker 1: Why did you understand what we could do with string

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Speaker 1: and pully? Oh? Come on, you've never seen We love

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Speaker 1: that movie in the region. Oh, we're gonna string up?

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Speaker 1: I say, yeah, we mock him up and then he

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Speaker 1: his shirt. I think you'll need a woman to stand

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Speaker 1: behind him, standing behind him. That that's necessary. Every man,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, there's a woman. That's impossible. That's

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Speaker 1: not impossible. There's more women there is men. So exactly

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Speaker 1: let's let's be blood brothers. Let's let's stab our hands

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Speaker 1: is Bird Certificate. My feelings and my fingers are hurt

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Speaker 1: How please? How many hot dogs will have to cook?

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Speaker 1: Put that table right there. We'll do the beer pong

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Speaker 1: Cocoon the grass, all right. I can't concentrate until you

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Speaker 1: I got hot dog? Hot Who that was Joey Chestnut?

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Speaker 1: I know it? Mom? Why don't you like a move? Okay? Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm single. Are you single? Jolley? Look I'm not currently attached?

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Speaker 1: You know? Well what you just come over in my

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Speaker 1: If that's where it is. Do you want you want

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Speaker 1: It's cool. You ate this, lady, but it's cool. All Right.

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Speaker 1: We're out here. We're out here celebrating brom Okay, We're

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have some hot dogs. Okay, all right, Just

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Speaker 1: Holy ship. All fifty states, all of fIF he stays

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Speaker 1: I'm just like you know specific currently. You couldn't tell

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Speaker 1: It's not a mount like us? You got? I don't

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Speaker 1: But I'll stop, I'll stop. I'll kick you. I'll kick you.

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Speaker 1: Take before the next boarding. Oh my shoulders like ship.

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Speaker 1: Oh my clothes are all ripped and pieces on the floor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: phone ship? Man? What's that small in your back? What's

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Speaker 1: that in your traps? Oh? My god? No, you got?

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Speaker 1: You got? I did? What the fuck is that you got?

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Speaker 1: What is that? It looks like a hot dog? A

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Speaker 1: So I got a hot dog? On got a tramp

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Speaker 1: Remember it I don't remember it either. We should got

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Speaker 1: Holy ship, there's a hand. There's a hand here, and

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Speaker 1: and there's a head. Who there's a head. It's in

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Speaker 1: the back of one of these coins to look at.

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00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 1: There's fifty different bags. Look at this woman's head. Yeah,

413
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: looking at the back of this coin too. It's like

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00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: the likeness is amazing. Yeah, yess you guys, there's a

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Speaker 1: woman's head here. Are you serious? Are you sure it's

416
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 1: not just made out of chocolate? Taste? Taste it taste,

417
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: that's a human heads your hundred stop head, stop eating chocolate?

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00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: What I miss? Whoa buddy, what are you doing? Eat

419
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: my mom's head? You know her? That was my mom

420
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: did Who you y'all kidding me? What the fuck? We

421
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: had kind of a wild night. It was crazy. Well,

422
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: I don't know where to start. We'll start from here.

423
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: Beginning was well, I was here in the mine, I

424
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: was in mine. Baby born in the shaft, from a shaft,

425
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: and then from a shaft. I think you're talking about

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00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: the Philopian tubes. Bro, Holy shit, what, oh my god,

427
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: what dude, where this table comes from. This looks like

428
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: a restaurant table. It looks like it's slacky. Oh my god, slaggy.

429
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: Oh god, we got fucked up last night. We stole

430
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: a table. Also gave you the table and then your

431
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: fall beings with the bram ball and then dog, I

432
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: never remember anything the next day after I turned into

433
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: a wolf. I never remember. My butt feels weird. I

434
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: think it's because you were like putting fistfuls of Ecsta senior,

435
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: just bro, just like you always do this. It's in

436
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: the back of this Oklahoma coin. Look at that you're

437
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: shoving them up there, man' that's wild. Man. These are

438
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: like real, like national mint level coins. No, no, no, no,

439
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: I got no affiliation the national Man, what do you

440
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: mean you got affiliation? This is a private, just talk

441
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: commemorative coin cave. Oh look at it the back of

442
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: the of the Oregon when you're denying its authenticity. Don't

443
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,479
Speaker 1: get it twisted. You don't try to spend these. These

444
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: are for a slaving Wait a second, all these coins

445
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: tell the story of our night. Wait a minute, but

446
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: Utah looks like the future. You're killing all of us

447
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: in this coin. That's the that is your coin. But

448
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: we're still alive, so that couldn't have come to past.

449
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: This is a real future, only a possible future. Show

450
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: we relax. This is one of two possible fittures. They're

451
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: gonna have to find Wyoming to find the other one.

452
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: Find Wyoming. That's right here? How do you find that?

453
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: So fast it fell out of his butt? How long

454
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: I was gonna stay there for a minute? Wait a second.

455
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: On the other side of this, we're all holding hands

456
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: and singing the song like ye hear the singing, but

457
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: I like that, you know, That's what I was trying

458
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: to get up, Like all of our faces faces looking

459
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: up in the air. It's going to be saying, we'll

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00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: actually holding hand singing looking up at the UFO sing

461
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: There's a third coin that has each of those scenarios

462
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: on each side and says flip me okay, wait, three

463
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: scenarios on a two side of each of those scenarios,

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00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: it's the flip it flip flip flip flip it there

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00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: it is really good. Flipp Are you guys? Wait? Is

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00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: going down that great into the door and they never

467
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: learned their face umber real bummer C three Dear Alchemy this.

468
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: I recently became a fan and I had to drive

469
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: to l A from Taos, New Mexico, and back again.

470
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: Your podcast is what got me through a tedious road trip.

471
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: You guys are hilarious and I have been recommending your

472
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: show to everyone I know. Here's my idea. A truck

473
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: driver can see everything that people are doing in their

474
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: cars as they pass by everything. I hope you choose

475
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: my idea. Alice Zorthian Alright, are you radio junkies listening

476
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: on the radio because you're driving new truck and you

477
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: just cruising? Uh, listen to these smooth tunes and hang

478
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: out as well as you're driving, because if there's one

479
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: thing that makes a drive even easier, just keep it simple.

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00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: Song Here we are, we got the roses are are wider,

481
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: but the arrowhead the roses roses. That's pretty sweet. Thanks

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00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: for picking me up on the side of the road.

483
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: I really big deal, hop on in in. I just

484
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: needed a ride. Thanks. Alight, where are you headed? Um?

485
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: You know I'm headed to my future. Where I'm going

486
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: to That's where I'm going to, not your future mom future,

487
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: Well kind of we're like connected now, so who knows?

488
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: That's moving quick as thought. No, I just meant like, okay, fine,

489
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: don't worry. I'm not I'm not a weird. I'm not

490
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: going to kill you. I wouldn't be afraid to you

491
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: killing me. You freak me killing you, that's hilarious. I

492
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: could kick the ship out of here, I can I

493
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: can you fall asleep in this cabin? I just slice

494
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: opened up. I would I fall asleep with one eye

495
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: opened to me too when I'm driving. And then you

496
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: did anyway, and you know, just don't don't accept any

497
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: of my water anything because there's and I don't drink

498
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: anything that's not at least alcohol. Great. Well, now that

499
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 1: we both know that we could kill each other, let's

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00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: enjoy ourselves. Moon Dog second, moon Dog right on here.

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00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: This is picture perfect weekend calling, how are you doing?

502
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: Doing good? Bringing my freight frighten it up to fre Fresnel.

503
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: Got my checkpoints in for Roger that I just want

504
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: to let you know I heard something over the wire there.

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00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: It's a great new song. The roses are wider, but

506
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: in addition to that, the charming stranglers on the loose again.

507
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: Don't worry about me. I'm totally safe on this stuff.

508
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 1: Roger that you have a description of what they look like. Honestly,

509
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: I got so involved in the new song. I just

510
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: heard the name and moved on. Makes sense to me,

511
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: all right, over and out over Now, that's crazy. So

512
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: you can just talk to anybody on the radio, that's right,

513
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: that's why you want to try? Sure? Yeah, why not?

514
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: Just he'll go ahead and we'll go into this band

515
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: with here. You press it in and you can request

516
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: any of these call signs here. These are all my buddies.

517
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: Ahead and call them and they'll feel a pick up. Okay, Um, Hi,

518
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: this is Rebecca. Um, what's up? Who's there? This is moondog.

519
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be an official channel. What you're doing?

520
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm just calling to say hi, I'm here? Is that Rebecca? Yeah, Stefanie,

521
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: it's definitely my god, what are you doing? I'm totally

522
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: just like hitchhiking. Me too, weird. I'm trying to find

523
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: my future me too. Listen, this is an official channel.

524
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: We really shouldn't be talking like this. Okay, Well, just

525
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: know that I'm I'm like hitchhiking. So if I go missing.

526
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: You know that moondog is in trouble, and I'm I'm

527
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: here with picture and picture picture perfect weekend and uh

528
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: so just let me you know that I'm I'm here.

529
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: You're here, Okay, great, you're there? Right? That's crazy? Is

530
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: it crazy? When? What's this music? Sure? Um? The rules?

531
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: What guests? Seven up? Cup? I can pan? Okay, look

532
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: I missed the exit all right? Oh yeah you did.

533
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: Because you can't do two things at once, Dan, You

534
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: can't even do one thing at once, Julianne, I'm going

535
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: to take the next exit. I'm gonna double back. Okay,

536
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: can you pass me the ox CHRD? What can you

537
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: ask me? I want to play music? Oh jeesus, we're

538
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: gonna listen in silence for a while. We're all going

539
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: to listen to the same music. Now more headphones. I'm

540
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,959
Speaker 1: gonna throw your headphones out the windows. The silence or music?

541
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: What are we listening to? You? Well know your mother's

542
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: going to pick a song. Okay, father is going to

543
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: try to undo that Clusterfuck. Just let me know when

544
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: the exit. Next exit is coming to you gotta navigate,

545
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: You got to navigate for the Oh what else can

546
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: I do? I'm ton I'm on. This is don't sing along,

547
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: just listen. What then is this Natalie and BRUI you're wrong,

548
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: you don't know anything. Put your hat out the window

549
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: like a dog. I hate this song. I think that

550
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: they just threw some trash out their window. I don't

551
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: know what the but that's Moondog's pet Peeves, sweetheart, We're

552
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: gonna have to We're gonna to teach these drivers a lessons.

553
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: You could just pick it up, pick it up freeway exactly.

554
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: Just why is that truck flashing its break glides at us.

555
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: It's it's tapping the brakes. Why is it not tapping

556
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: the brakes? Do something? It's gonna get you off the road.

557
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: You can't pay attention. You have to be you have

558
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: to be aggressive to this kind of drug. Okay, in

559
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: the lane then, yeah, he's following us. Oh my god.

560
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: Wait wait, the kid fell out of the car. I

561
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: think we really should stop for that kid. The kid

562
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: just fell out of I hate to let these people

563
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: get away with this. Okay, we will so exciting. This

564
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: is my future. This is not normal. This is not

565
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: This is a little more exciting than most truck. Okay,

566
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: here we are all right, you want to get out

567
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: and get that kid? Kid? Kid? Are you okay? You

568
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: have to turn around. I can't. No, you have to

569
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 1: turn around. Our son is back there. Okay. I didn't notice.

570
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that he felled out to file an extension. Okay,

571
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 1: So I have a room for three people. It seems

572
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: only two are there is someone joining you later on?

573
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: We don't have to tell you that. We don't have to.

574
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: We we have a room, right, Yes, what is the

575
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: head count matter? Okay? I just have a reservation here

576
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: for two old one children child children. It's a quality

577
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: in all right. Does it really matter how many of

578
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 1: the two of us in the room. Oh, we just

579
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: have a small I can't read that. Taekwondo, taikewe does

580
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: your name interesting? My parents were very big into martial arts. Great.

581
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: You don't need to know if we have a children

582
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: joining us, Okay, I just want to know if a

583
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: child would be entering to Europe. Why do you need

584
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: to know that just at the beginning of the key

585
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: at the door or leave a key? Yes, yeah, you

586
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: take it, you take it, you take it, Julia obviously, Taekwondo,

587
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: sorry interrupted, we need more ice and sweet one from

588
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: Missing Brouglia. Yeah, wait, Missing buglea. Yeah, I'm not supposed

589
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: to say it's Natalie from Torn Silent from is the

590
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: G silent? Or do you say the g? Uh? Honestly,

591
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: she said she always has dealer's choice. So yeah, so

592
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: she's staying at this quality in. Yeah, it's a quality

593
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: in and she's getting ice delivered to her room. Yeah.

594
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: I've always had to run down to the ice machine

595
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: stairway the second floor. No, no, no anymore for Netalie Nellie,

596
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: it's it's whatever she wants. I don't think alright, kids,

597
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: So this is how a lot of people get into

598
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: truck driving. You're gonna be fine, be fine, Just relax.

599
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: This is exciting. It's an adventure, you know. Here, I'm

600
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: gonna turn on some music for you. Make you feel better,

601
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 1: you know. When that we're driving on the road, the

602
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: one thing that we want to do is we want

603
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: to think about where we're going next. And that's why

604
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: music is so important. How don't want a way? This

605
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: is good over over over picture for we can come

606
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 1: and please, okay in in house to picture perfect this

607
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: moondog go ahead. Prior to that, I just want to

608
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: give your heads up that they're evidently I heard something

609
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: on the HP thing that there are kids dropping all

610
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: over the freeway, all over the freeway, or just one.

611
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 1: I heard all over the freeway, and then that wonderful

612
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: song of the roses are wide. I came out and

613
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: I just pace the rest out. That makes sense? Anything

614
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,720
Speaker 1: strange happening to you today? I heard you picked up somebody?

615
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: I picked up somebody. Aren't you hang up that call? Well, Rebecca,

616
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: I guess I gotta go moon dog? Yeah? Yeah, are

617
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 1: you sure everything's okay? Hang up the call? How are you, Rebecca?

618
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: Are you okay over there? Yeah? I'm fine? Okay, good? Good.

619
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: She's very charming, so she'll be fine. Something seems up weird.

620
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: Was hanging on call? All right, Look, Julianne, just get

621
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: off my back. Okay, our son is a ball on

622
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: the highway. He'll find us, okay it. Oh my god,

623
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: she's practicing. Didn't request the room, not next to Natalie

624
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: and BRUI I put in a request, trump, dear request,

625
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: but changed. Oh my god. I thought she was Australian.

626
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: When you're solving, it's hard to tell. All accents are neutralized.

627
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: Should we go over there? I mean, I don't want

628
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: to be a star fluck. I'm not trying to do that.

629
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: I don't like that song anyway, Like I made that clear.

630
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: How about we split up? You go find our son,

631
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: I'll helpless and Brulia Okay, that's only fair. Thank you?

632
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: Are you on the least pardon me? Are you on

633
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: the least to say if I was un the least?

634
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: Are you on the least to say that's not a

635
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: real accent? Mean it's not real. I'm gonna easing it

636
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: is and I that sounds not real. Its missing. Bruli

637
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: will be happy to see me, I'm sure. Are you

638
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: only least tell me? Lie? He used to nice? Is

639
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: there are remember what understood there? I can get more

640
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: of that if you want. Yeah? Sorry, does anybody know

641
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: which for the vending machina? Mr said Fred is really

642
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: snacky right now? Seeking floor? My thank you, Thank you, Natalie.

643
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan and I couldn't help it over

644
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: hear you sobbing in the bathroom, and I just wanted

645
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: to let you know that you don't need another hit

646
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: because what you've done is more than enough. Illusion never

647
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: changed into something real. I needed this. Excuse me, you

648
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: don't know where the ice machine is? What holy ship

649
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: you're Paul Cole. I didn't want to wait for a

650
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: Nickers boss. I'm looking for myself. I'm just trying to

651
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: get some ice. I'm trying to find possibly the corpse

652
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: of my son on the highway, so uh, in case

653
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: he's still alive, I wanted ice down any wounds that

654
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: he had. Talk about an icebreaker. Huh. Wow, Policle is

655
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: just as funny and charming as I hope she would be.

656
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: You know, it's been so long that somebody actually talked

657
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: to me, you know, usually just whispering point like where

658
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 1: have I look at? Boy's gone? And they leave me alone.

659
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: You know, it's just nice to finally talk to somebody,

660
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: to connect him. So what are the odds that you Nandon,

661
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 1: Brullian and Wright said, Fred would all be at this

662
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: quality in in the middle of nowhere. Well to together. Yeah,

663
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: it's this big package nineties tour things. Each one of

664
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: us gets to play one and a half songs. That

665
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: seems about right. There's fifty three artists on it and

666
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: the show is three hours. Wow wow, Well we're lucky

667
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: to get a room. I don't know where. Then these

668
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: people are Okay, we gotta show them about twenty minutes.

669
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: We got no artists. We've got merriedth Brooks. Brooks, We've

670
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: got her, she's here. She could go on right now. No,

671
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm's got five I swear to god minutes.

672
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: That's five minutes of torture. I'm not doing that. Okay,

673
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: these people paying, all right, I was thinking of playing bitch.

674
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 1: Good choice, that's what. Look, we got to cancel the night. Okay,

675
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: you gotta go down to the quality and see what

676
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: the fun is going on me. Okay, all right, call

677
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: down to take the truck. Oh, thank you. Yeah, just

678
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: get the funk out of you go. Huh. All right, Well,

679
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: we gotta get this. We gotta get this equipment for

680
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 1: the next show. So I want you guys to hold

681
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: down this rig and I'm going to be emptying out

682
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: these amplifiers and speakers. And it's pretty cool. I'm pretty cool.

683
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: The next step away from being what you're doing. But

684
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: it shows in about a couple of minutes. You're so

685
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: fucking late. It's just some speakers. Hold on, there's hurry up,

686
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: hurt kid here helping us. He's helping you out like

687
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: his parents threw him out of the moving cars. Let's go,

688
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: let's go. Excuse me, a taekwondo. I I'm from the

689
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: nineties musical festival, Music Festival, Cheese. I'm so um. I

690
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: was wondering where our artists are. Um, Paul cole right,

691
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: said fred Um. Um, I don't know. It's on my

692
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: T shirt. It's yeah, that's that's all I can. Sorry

693
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: to interrupt, I over heard. You got a concert going on.

694
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm the lead singer of the Arrowhead. You have a

695
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: hit right now on the radio with every road it

696
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: was this wider. Yeah. We were supposed to play down

697
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: at the Milky Way Amphitheater and tallahass but we read

698
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: low on fuel and well we just want to play.

699
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I love your song. Why do you have

700
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: an opinion in this, I'm a human being. Fair enough.

701
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: Well you just ran into the right lady. I'm wrangling

702
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: talent and um I'd love to take you back in

703
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: the truck. Um. Okay, so just calm down. Everyone can down.

704
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: We had a going out. We got we got some

705
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: some music coming ball. They'll be coming on a second.

706
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: Just we have a great act for you to just here.

707
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: They're almost here, I miss Lila Fair. God damn it,

708
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: what they Where the hell were you? What do you mean?

709
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: Where was I? I had to drive to the hotel.

710
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: Holy shit, is that arrowhead? It's one of them, from

711
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: just the lead singer, well the rest of the boys.

712
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 1: They're following there on horseback with their gears. Oh my god, sir,

713
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: thank you for coming. Now. Can I give you something

714
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: to drink or something to eat or something to put

715
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: under your eyes? I'll take some cucumbers and some tears. Yeah,

716
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: you got it. Um, would you mind playing the festival?

717
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 1: We're here. We're not from the nineties, but moon Dog,

718
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 1: this is Kuala Bear. Come in, Come in, Moondog here, Hey, Moondog.

719
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: I got worried that there's, uh, there's a current band

720
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: all on horseback that that might need a lift. You

721
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: are the trucker with the extra sensory powers, which you

722
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 1: haven't used. Because you go you are able to see

723
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 1: into every car. Happened to have an overhead view of

724
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: all of them and use that extra sensory So that

725
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: just means you've got a goodvantage point from your truck,

726
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: the super extra sensory. But you don't think that's a superpower.

727
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: I wouldn't consider it so, but well, come on, Quali bear,

728
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 1: hang up, Who's who's up? You know you're not supposed

729
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: to have people there? All right, all right, I want

730
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: somebody to tie this bandana around the back of my head. Extra.

731
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 1: I don't like to use it for my own pleasure,

732
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: but I need to have this bana around my head. Kid,

733
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: I told you our lives are super exciting. I'm gonna

734
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: write a book about this. Call it. I'm gonna call

735
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: it nothing. They are there, yeah, yeah, what? No? I

736
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 1: have ice? I have ice from my son. I'm so sorry.

737
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm picking up. I'm not picking you up on my

738
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: extra sensory. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I need I want

739
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: to treat my son's injuries. Where is your son? He's

740
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: there in your truck. This kid here, I can see

741
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: right through the wall. All right, we'll hold on. Let

742
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: me open the back door. Dogging, go in, moon dogging?

743
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 1: Is that you pickure? Perfect? Turned out? Here? Rebecca to

744
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: the German strangler? Oh my god, of course she is.

745
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 1: It makes so much sense. She has giant hands and

746
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: she's so charming. Oh that's a bumber. Picture perfect. Try

747
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: to stop her from killing you. You can't do what

748
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm going fast. Just be sure to get there. Going

749
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: to play that song at my funeral? I will, I will. Okay,

750
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: get this kid out in the back. I need to

751
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: get this is perfect. Okay, I'm just gonna open up

752
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: the back of the truck. You can take him out

753
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: of the cab. Excuse me, we're trying to get to

754
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: the gig. Oh my god, I play. Oh my god,

755
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:43,959
Speaker 1: I thought how that? Oh I didn't realize. How about you, guys,

756
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: Just I'm gonna put the ramp down in the back.

757
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: Just bring your horses on into the booty ring. Okay, Hey,

758
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: you know what, he's probably too dangerous to move out

759
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: of the cab in the car. Why don't you hop

760
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 1: in with your son and fix him up on the way.

761
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that I threw you

762
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: out the car. It's probably the most exciting thing that

763
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: will ever happen to him. I just feel like our

764
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 1: relationship is torn forever. Ladies and gentlemen, we all the arrow.

765
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: My boys just got here on horseback. What you don't

766
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: know is it's a supergroup made up of solo artists

767
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: from the Night on the Base. Oh MC how is that?

768
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: How is that on hype? Lou baga? That's it. We're

769
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 1: just a trio tonight, beg she wants to play with you, Meredith?

770
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: You want to hop on in? Yes? And I think

771
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: we all know big hit song Wait any room for

772
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: Sugaray Sgaray? Yeah, Mark McGrath, everybody play alone. In fact,

773
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: if you're already bad, just pick up an instrument. You'll

774
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: win it. You know the song? Okay, you can't play, however,

775
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 1: I forgot when words to bitch? You're such a count everybody,

776
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: let's just playing that song. Every road was is wider?

777
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: You know how it goes? Follow me on the two,

778
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: three and a four? This is going? How does that?

779
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: Every road wider or wider? So this is what it's

780
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: like to be a truck driver. Are you sure you

781
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: want this future for yourself? I am ready to take

782
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: the reins and keys of your truck. What do you mean? Oh?

783
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: I thought you were I thought you were saying you

784
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: were going to give me, give you my Do you

785
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: have any idea how much a rig cost? You think?

786
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: What did you mean when you opened up this whole conversation.

787
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: I thought you were just going to start being my

788
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: my basically my road. Okay. So like, because I'm a woman,

789
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: I can't like drive a truck. Okay, So like all

790
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you're like, I had to work my

791
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: way to own in this root. Well, I see that

792
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: woman underneath your shirt that's been driving this whole time.

793
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 1: Thank you for noticing. Okay, okay, okay. I passed the

794
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: road test for him. I got into B class five

795
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: and you probably have the extrasensory powers. I can see

796
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: the road. That's why I can drive under his shirt. Alright.

797
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: I also passed a realtor test for him, and he's

798
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: never used the damn license. Oh God, turned out you

799
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: couldn't sell mobile homes as a realtor as well. As

800
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: I saw a tent four. Tent four, that's my Norwegia parrot.

801
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: My Norwegian parrot picked him up at a side of

802
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: the road. And that's our show for today, The Perfect

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