WEBVTT - The Renovation Blues 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.280 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:20.240 pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:32.000 Maller starts right now, nine number one with a bullet. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.440 Unless we're not. It is the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller. 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:40.400 Back at it eight days a week. Happy Saturday. Saturday's Saturday, 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:45.320 because four hours a night are not enough. Another weekend 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.800 of podcasting continuing. I hope you had a chance to 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.320 catch our conversation with the great Ted Sobel, a man 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.800 who got to work with my radio idol, the great 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:57.640 Jim Healey back in the day. And I've known Ted 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:00.000 for a long time, and so he told some amazing tale. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.520 All of that is available in his book, Touching Greatness. 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.240 And I love the fact that Ted's doing this kind 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.120 of row. He's had a small publisher, he's not one 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:08.800 of the big publishing houses, so I want to see 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.080 him do well. Obviously I'm biased. I like the guy, 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.200 but it's a good book. And I don't read a 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.320 lot of books, but I have read. I'm not all 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:16.920 the way through the book yet, but I love the 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:18.640 fun facts and that did you know? And all that 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.480 that's in that book touching greatness. But that's not what 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.800 this is about. This is about the Saturday Blues, or 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.440 in my case, the Reynold Blues. We'll get to that. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:34.360 We have pop quiz also, let's get scientifical. Let's get scientifical. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.679 We try to determine whether stuff is real or bullshit. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:42.039 A tribute to the old pen and Teller show Bullshit 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.200 from back in the day. And this week we are 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:47.560 joined yet again. I think this is the third week 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.880 in a row, if I'm right. A man who's affectionally 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:54.680 known when he was the wrestlers, Ryan McBain Ryan Smith 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:58.040 is here Fox Sports Radio Zone. Hello Ryan, Hello kinds. 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:02.160 How are you? Mr mc bean? Number one fan, part 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.960 of the Marching and Chatter Society for Boston. He loves 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.799 all Boston sports and like the thank you for all 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.000 the angry messages I got, what did you put this? 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:15.080 Thu Sewan? When you know what Boston can kiss my 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.840 black ass? Is that right? Right in the crack and 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.840 print it and print it, kiss my ass and print it. 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.840 Uh man, Well, listen, let's let's get into it. So 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:31.560 the Mallard Mansion two point oh, Mallard Mansion two point 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:33.760 a time for a This is just the kind of 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:35.440 content I on the pulse of the people who run 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.520 This is just the kind of content that the p one, 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:41.760 the die hard Mallard Militia foot soldier wants to hear 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.600 my life and things that are going with So anyway, 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.120 as as many of you know, we talked about this 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.560 in a previous episode, that I am living in a 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:54.800 temporary residence, the Halfway House, which is in a mostly 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.960 retirement community. A lot of older folks here that are 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.480 enjoying their life. Nice, nice clear area. There's a homeowners 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:05.000 association which I can't stand. And it's also we've called 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.919 it the ship House because Bella ships all over the house. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:12.560 My dog Bella has decided that she does not does 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.560 not need to go outside to go to the bathroom anymore. 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.320 So it's a it's a big pain in the ass. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.360 It's a big pain in the ass. And so but 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:21.960 by the way, anybody knows how we love Bella, but 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:25.400 she she's no longer potty trained, and she has dragon breath. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.440 I don't know, do you know anything, Ryan, you can 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:29.600 give a dog to make their breath smell better? Is 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:31.720 there anything you can do to help them and prove 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:34.440 their breath? It's a little tough to know. I do 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:38.520 believe there's certain types of treats you can give the dog. Yeah, 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:42.640 probably try that. Well. I read like you're that you 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.880 can brush the teeth the dog. That that's a bridge 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.640 too far from me. Like, I love dogs. I've had 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.600 dogs my entire life. I'm a dog person, not a 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:55.080 cat person. But I can't imagine brushing the teeth of 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.280 a dog. Could you? Could you ever see? Have you 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:01.160 done that? Ryan? When you when you ever consider doing that? 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:06.160 I'd rather just take the dog to the dentist, you know? Yeah? No, no, 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:09.440 I agree, But they said, like they I did. Look, 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.080 this was a couple of months ago because Bellas had 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.280 dragon breath for a while, and so I was like, 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.120 what can I do? And then they were like, well, 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:19.640 you're supposed to brush the dog's teeth like every single day. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:24.000 I'm like, You've got to fucking be kidding me. Every day? Yes, 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:32.880 every day. The Internet told me that yeah, yeah, the internet. 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:35.800 Can't you put something in their water or something like 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:41.320 that that would help improve the process or process or there? 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:44.120 There you go, Ryan, this is it. This is how 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.280 we can get rich. We come up with a liquid 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:51.880 like a mouthwash that's safe for dogs that will improve 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:56.840 their bad breath. We will make a gazillion dollars from 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.920 people that love their dogs but don't like the dragon. 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.760 This is how we can become rich. We need to 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.120 trademark this. We need to we need to go into 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.080 the lab. We need to go into Frankenstein's lab and 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:13.520 get some kind of magic formula. The secret. You know, 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.360 the KFC has the eleven herbs and spices and all that. 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.679 We can come up with the right mix and dogs 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.960 will gobble it up and then we'll make a killing. Okay, 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.120 I have a question. Are you one of these dog 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:28.360 owners that actually kisses your own dog? No, but Bella 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:30.440 is a lap dog. She's a little ship too, and 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.159 so Bella is all over the place wherever I am, 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:36.839 or mostly my wife. Bella loves the the wife, but 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.919 she'll follow us around because that's all these lap dogs do. 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.400 That's why they calm lap dogs. They're always in your lap, 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:46.520 But no, I I don't particularly care for Bella to 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.719 to lick my face. I do not allow that. That 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:53.880 is disgusting. I get annoyed when Bella will even like 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:57.760 lick my arm, which is also disgusting because then my 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.840 arm stinks like like a dragon breath. I don't mind 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:03.640 it if I'm about to go in take a shower 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:05.520 or something like that, but when she does it after 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.039 I've just come out of the shower, Holy crap. What 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.479 a pain in the ask that is? These are first 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.760 world problems, right, sounds like it. I just personally think 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.200 that you're too close to the dog, which is kind 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:18.320 of disgusting. No, I'm not too close to the dogs. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.240 If you can smell it's breath, I think you are 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:24.160 when the dogs always around that. Listen, this is dragon breath, 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:29.000 dragon breath. The breath can't be that bad. Okay, you know, 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.440 I'll invite you over and you can hang out with 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.560 with the dog, and then make sure the dog gets 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.440 real close to you and you'll you'll smell what I smell. Okay, 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.320 I don't do stuff like that. I'll get too close 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:42.559 to dogs mouths. That's disgusting. I know you don't like people. 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.800 I don't particular I don't particularly care for people either. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:48.160 We're both introverts, which I like. But dogs are different. 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:50.599 Dogs can't talk back, dogs can't turn their back on you. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.680 I think, I guess they could run away. But the 0:06:54.839 --> 0:07:00.320 loyal man's best friend the dog come on anyway. So 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.760 so back to the back to the point I got sidetracked. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:04.640 That's a non sequitor, but it is related. I mean, 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:09.320 it's Bella's ship house. So the renovations are continuing. Now. 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:14.000 We had a setback this week in the updated Mallard 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.640 mansion two point oh. And you're very concerned about my life, 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:18.760 but it's it's been a little bit stressful because the 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:22.960 flooring we're getting a complete make over here, so the 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.480 flooring in the new place, which is the old place, 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.080 which will be the new place, but not the old 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:29.720 place I live. This is a different place I used 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.160 to live. So it's anyways a complicated story. So the 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:35.880 flooring for the new place was delayed. There are major 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:40.680 supply line issues with a lot of the home improvement products. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:43.600 A number of these products these days at the big 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:46.840 you know lows home deep at these big sort Sorry 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:48.440 Dick and dating the diction is not gonna be happy 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:50.760 about that, so it's becoming a bit of a headache. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.920 We're on a tight timeline, so I'm hoping now some 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:55.640 of the flooring has coming in, So I'm hoping that 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:59.240 the great tradesman, the great contractors that we've we've got 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:00.960 working on this will be able to make up for 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.760 lost time and maybe work on a Saturday or something 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.200 like that, you know, because we're paying him. But we're 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:09.320 supposed to be moving from where I'm living in the 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:14.400 halfway house to the new humble abode in like three weeks, 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:19.480 and we've been delayed by at least a week. I 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:21.800 think it's eight days or something. That Now, my my wife, 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.640 who's very confident, she's a Pollyanna. She thinks everything's great, 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:27.880 everything's wonderful, and she's convinced that the brick and mortar 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.560 will all be put in, everything will be done, and 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.440 she's very confident. Not now, I think it'll be like 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:37.360 half done if we're lucky, by the time we're supposed 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:40.120 to get into the other place. So we'll find out 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:44.280 whether I'm right or she's right. Stay tuned. Inquiring minds 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.560 would like to know. It must be nice, must be nice. 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.440 You're you're probably moving into into like some big mansion, 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.240 aren't you. Well, it's the Mallard Mansion. I've always lived 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.640 in Mallar Mansion. Even when I lived in an apartment 0:08:56.640 --> 0:09:00.600 in Hollywood, it was the Mallard Mansion. Yeah, that's it. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.360 It was a Mallard mansion. Mr. Money bags over here. Yeah, 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.120 that one bedroom apartment I had in Hollywood was the 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:11.120 Mallard Mansion. Absolutely. Yeah. All the money you have, oh yeah, 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.760 let me tell you when the secret if you really 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:15.000 want to make it big. A lot of people think 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.680 you have to be like Colin Cowherd and we're you 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.760 end up in the real estate pages of the l. A. 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.080 Times when you buy a house because you're so powerful 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.360 and no, no, the real money and radio overnights two 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:30.200 am to six am. Ryan, they pay you so much money, 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:33.800 so much money that it's it's a mistake that the l. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.520 A Times real estate page has not put my real 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.600 estate transactions in there just between me, you know, you 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:42.040 and me. A bad job by them. Of course, when 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:46.400 they see my portfolio, they will bust out laughing when 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.840 they see, wait a minute, you do the over anyway. 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.120 But listen, I could be worse, right, So you could 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.360 always be in a worse situation. So I'm very grateful 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.360 for what I have. But yeah I am if I 0:09:56.400 --> 0:10:00.760 did have like real legit, big time radio money, which 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.719 I've not really tasted, not really tasted that. I made 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:06.240 a lot of money briefly when I did TV and 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.320 I was a shitty TV guy at NBC. But they 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:13.959 pay so much money for ship television and just babbling 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.600 on TV for two minutes or whatever. They pay a 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:18.400 ton of money. Radio they don't do that. They don't 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:22.120 sweeten the pot quite as much. And in radio unfortunately, 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:28.640 as you know Ryan firsthand. Yeah, I shouldn't complain because 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:31.640 uh yeah, yeah, it's uh. They'll give you once they 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:35.120 hear these podcasts. Ryan management will say, that's that guy McBain. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.960 We'd better pay him more my ass. No, No, that's 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.880 probably not gonna happen. Just turn the page on that 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:45.400 one and say move on. Yeah, all right, I hear. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:47.400 Let's get the pop quiz. What do you say? We 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:48.959 got pop quiz? You ready to go on? This is 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:52.200 exciting pop quiz? All right, here we go. These are 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:56.480 actual things I found scouring the internet, and I thought 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:57.920 they were interesting, so I want to share them with you. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.360 The way this should work is I will ask the question. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.520 You will then in your head you listing, We'll try 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.079 to determine the answer, and then after that we will 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.760 ryanal guests and they'll give the answer. So, according to 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:13.240 a new survey, as the Tokyo Olympics get started, here 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:18.120 the makeup the renow Olympics, the Summer Olympics. There, what 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:23.400 event do Americans say they are most excited for at 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:29.839 the Summer Olympics? Dude? Do do do? Do? Do? Basketball? Dude? 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:33.720 Do do do? Do? Do Do do do? Final answer? Basketball? 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:38.920 Let it? Uh no, No, that isn't correct the correctness. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:42.120 I thought it was track and field. But it's not swimming. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:48.520 Swimming love the swimming, Okay, I know a lot of 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.839 women love the gymnastics, right, and my type casting in 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:56.160 my pigeonholing the women they love the gymnastics. I think 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:58.719 I'm right on that that's a Summer Olympic thing in 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:04.160 it gymnastics, I believe. So yeah. Anyway, so swimming, I've 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.280 never really cared that much for swimming, although I am 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:10.400 impressed with the diving that I'm scared of heights. So 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:14.640 those lunatics that jump off the very top thing that 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.040 that makes me a little nauseous in my stomach when 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.959 I watched that. But I don't watch too much of 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.360 the Olympics. Let's be honest. Here we're meeting potatoes. That's 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.400 not meeting potatoes. I said that the other day in 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:27.720 a monologue. So the average American we'll go through about 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:33.319 twenty eight pounds of this in their lifetime. Twenty eight 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.839 pounds you will consume in your lifetime before you check 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:39.240 out and take that dirt nap of this. I'm gonna 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:42.440 go with butter doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.720 rummage around, find the butta uh no, the correct answer. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.920 It's something you do typically when you either wake up 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:56.720 or go to bed or possibly both mouth losh close. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:13:06.040 You're getting closer something in that area. Keep going, keep going. Toothpaste. Yeah, 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:11.680 look at you, McBain. That is correct toothpaste. Twenty eight 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:13.960 pounds of toothpaste. Of course, unless you're in Britain, and 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:18.160 then you'll go through about one pound of cheez Thank you. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.680 I'm sorry Terry in England and all the other British listen, 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:26.160 it's low hanging fruit. You gotta take the low hanging fruit. Alright. So, 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:31.400 with mask mandates decreasing everywhere but Los Angeles, the only 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.440 county I believe in the country that has these indoor 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:38.559 mask mandates for people that have been fully vaccinated. More 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:41.240 on that later, but the with the mask mandates decrease 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:45.520 decreasing pretty much going away indoors most places. Mostly other 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.679 than that A sales of this item have gone up 0:13:48.760 --> 0:14:00.880 sixty one six increase condoms condoms, h No, not not 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:06.880 the condoms, no h The answer is lipstick. Yeah, no 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.080 need to have lipstick if you've got a mask, Why 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.599 would you do that? Because nobody can see your lips? 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:15.160 That makes sense, Yeah, I mean that's smart by the 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.320 women to stop using the lipstick and the men who 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:20.160 use lipstick, But I, you know, hey, why not? You 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.480 don't need to do it. A lot of men that 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:28.120 use lipstick, I don't know. But of course I I 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:31.240 use chapstick from that's my lipstick. That's that's what I 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:34.760 used there. I'm gonna emphasize that chapstick is my way 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:37.120 of door. I did read though these this. I'm so 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.400 annoyed by this mask mandate thing in l A for 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:44.080 the you know, for everybody. The indoor thing that I 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:49.320 read online that it's a total overreaction. The number of 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:52.680 people fully vaccinated that have met their demise in in 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.800 l A since I got vaccinated. I think it's like 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:58.600 I think I meant, but in California, like it was 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.400 six out of ten millions something like that at the 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.720 time they put this in, Uh the math on that 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.440 seems that's within the marginal error to me. To me, 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.200 that seems like it's in the margin area. But anyway, 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.720 be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:15.320 Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:19.360 Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Moving on, So, 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:24.160 this is something that many people use every day. It 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:30.920 was actually invented in Pennsylvania in the early nineteen eighties, 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:37.600 and it's something people probably doing right now. And send 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:39.320 it to your friends. They send it to you. The 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:45.120 whole thing. What do you think it is? Porn? Porn? Yes, 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:50.640 there was never pornography until the early nineties in Pennsylvania. 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:54.800 Some guy in Pennsylvania said, let's come up with this porno. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:58.240 We think people will like watching other people stoop. Let's 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:02.320 put that on film and see what happened? Amore? Stop? No, no, 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.840 Now that you can say stoop is a great word. 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:07.240 It's a Yiddish word and you know what you know 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.920 what it means, right of course it means uh, screwined, 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.360 That's what it means. Yeah, stupid, It's a great word. 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.160 Land pipe, that's what I call it. Land pipe is 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:19.360 that you're moved there? Yeah, well, there's so many there's 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.840 so many ways you can say. See it. Being on 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:25.080 the radio here you have had I've had to be 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:28.640 creative on coming up with different ways to say things 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.680 that we could say on the podcast that we can't 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:35.520 say in the in the real world. For example, like 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:38.200 I know with the Shawn Watson we've had a lot 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:41.440 of fun with that because were the anacondah, can't keep 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:45.600 the anticontie in the cage, the you know, the fire hose, 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:49.000 the what else have we used here? I've used the sausage, 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:53.760 any kind of salami, any of that meat missile. Meat 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.240 missile is another one. Tally whacker, you can do that. 0:16:56.320 --> 0:17:00.240 I think that's allowed. I think that's allowed. Yeah, there's 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:02.520 a lot of euphanisms for sex to like you could 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:06.560 do uh, you know, twig, you know connecting the twigs 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:07.959 and the berries. You know that I could do that, 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:11.640 or bringing those uh, doing the dirty deed right, doing 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:14.159 the Devil's dance, the DIPSI due, that's all you can 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:17.400 do that, that's rightly, no pants dance, the no pants dance? Right? 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:21.800 How about this one? Aggressive cuddling? Aggressive cuddling? Does that work? 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:25.080 Bumping uglies doing the bump, that's a good one. I 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:29.200 like that. Bumping uglies. That's a checking the oil, right, checking, 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:39.760 that's good. Uh, completing the jigsaw puzzle right, you're put 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:42.800 them together. They're h I mean, there's a bunch of them. So, 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:47.879 but I like shooping. I like stooping because you know, 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:50.520 my grandfather used to speaking just when I was a kid, 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.280 So I I like that anyway. But the the answer 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:55.679 to the question what was invented in Pennsylvania in the 0:17:55.680 --> 0:18:01.400 early eighties? The smiling face a mode emoticon. The emoji 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:05.920 was invented in Pennsylvania in the early eighties. About that 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:10.040 fun fact, Huh, okay, that's I would never would have 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:13.560 gotten that, no, I know, but it is used every day, right, 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:15.840 I mean just used every single day. I used the 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:18.920 egg plant, but that's just me. I know you're such 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:23.840 a stud. Look at you, You're such a stud. Unbelievable. Now, 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:27.200 the the smiley I'm assuming the smiley face existed before 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:32.040 the nineteen eighties, right. But the story, well, we don't 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.280 really have time to get into the the story of 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:39.680 the history, the modern history of the the emoji, U, 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.480 the emoticon. Anyway, moving on, So about fifteen percent of 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:47.159 people say they haven't done this since the pandemic began. 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:52.959 What do you think it is? M hmmm, do do do? Do? Do? Do? Do? 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:56.600 Do? Do Do? Do? Do do? Gone to gone to the movies, 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:00.760 gone to the movies. It's fair fair question. Um no, 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:06.000 h weighed themselves? Yeah, yeah, I don't wait, but you 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:09.560 weigh yourself. It's supposed to. Good job. They say, you're 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.040 supposed to weigh whoever they are, Like the doctors said, 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:13.720 we're supposed to wear yourself every day to make sure 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:16.560 you don't get a weight. No, no, no. In fact, 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:19.320 my advice is always the opposite, because I I've been 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:22.919 on I'm on a pretty good regiment now because I'm 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:26.920 into this nonsense with the interiminute fasting stuff. But when 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.879 I would diet and try different diets, and I would 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.800 try to weigh myself regularly, I get very frustrated and 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:36.439 defeated because the weight didn't come off fast enough. So 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:39.040 my advice is always to wait a little while between 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.640 you weigh yourself, like weigh in maybe once every couple 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:46.280 of weeks to see some real progress. Otherwise it's it's 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:49.359 just it's defeating. It really is. When you get on 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:52.399 the scale and you've been really good about your diet, 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.320 best laid plans and all that stuff you followed out, 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:58.080 and then you look, holy sh it, I gained a pound. 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.000 What the hell is that about? All you gotta do 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:05.480 is this, If your clothes still fit, you're fine. That's right. 0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:11.040 I agree, although be honest, here we all it meant 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:14.159 we wear a lot of loose fitting clothes so you 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:16.520 can gain a few pounds. It's what it is within 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:19.119 the margin or of error. That right, You wear sweatpants 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:22.720 all the time, things like, you know, loose fitting clothing. 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:25.919 Get a few pounds and it's not really gonna show up. 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:28.080 I'm not gonna show now jeans. Is that you were 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:30.280 like tight fitting clothes like jeans and stuff like that. 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:33.400 It becomes problems, all right, what is the food we're 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:36.399 doing this is very popular pop quiz What is the 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:40.000 food that astronauts say they miss the most when they're 0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:49.639 in space? Uh? Steak steak? Uh No, The answer is 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:54.399 ice cream. Ice cream. Can't have ice cream and space. 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:58.600 It's a great question. Why is that? Would it melt 0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:02.000 while they get the space? How would that? I don't know? 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:05.400 Or would the would it just change I guess it's 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:07.919 so condensed and all that. Would it change shape in 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:13.240 the in the space space ship, the space station or whatever. 0:21:13.400 --> 0:21:17.120 Just bring a spring, a freezer, I said, bring some ice. 0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:20.359 You're good to go. Yeah. I remember when I was 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:23.679 a kid, they Space program, Like we were all like 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:26.840 obsessed at the house. My dad loved outer space and 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:29.719 had telescopes and all that all that crap, and so 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:33.320 remember watching space Shuttle launches and they came out with 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:37.800 this this tang that they promoted it by saying, astronauts 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:40.159 use it in space. And it was just like a 0:21:40.200 --> 0:21:42.000 powder you mix. It was like orange juice, but it 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:43.960 was a powdered thing. And so we bought some of 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:45.800 that and it was just I loved it because it 0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:48.520 was filled with sugar. It was just like it was 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:51.000 just completely bad for you. It's still around, I'm sure 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:57.399 somewhere anyway. A new survey finds that of Americans would 0:21:57.480 --> 0:22:01.600 prefer to wake up every day feeling well rested rather 0:22:01.680 --> 0:22:08.719 than get this they think it is. Uh, then get drunk. 0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:16.560 You're drunk. Uh No, the answer is a promotion at work. 0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:22.040 Get the hell out of here. That's bullshit. So mcbann, 0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:24.760 if management is listening to this, if the suits upstairs 0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:28.080 in the corner office are listening, and you are willing 0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:32.120 to sacrifice a good night's rest for a promotion, which 0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:35.320 I would imagine has to include a nice race, yes, yes, 0:22:35.480 --> 0:22:37.560 but keep in mind, I don't, I don't. I can't 0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:39.400 remember the last time I had a good night's sleep 0:22:39.520 --> 0:22:42.760 to begin with. So that's fine. Now, why is that? 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:46.960 Why do you not sleep well? Just don't sleep well? Yeah? 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:49.600 Was there the reasons? Do you eat right before you 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:54.720 go to bed sometimes? Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. No, seriously, 0:22:54.760 --> 0:22:56.639 you're not supposed to eat three hours before you go 0:22:56.680 --> 0:22:59.000 to bed three hours So you gotta let the food 0:22:59.040 --> 0:23:01.159 settle in your stomach and all that. Now, seriously, I'm 0:23:01.200 --> 0:23:04.240