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Speaker 1: Back at it eight days a week. Happy Saturday. Saturday's Saturday,

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Speaker 1: time here, Let's see what do we have? A recent

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Speaker 1: survey found more than half of US homeowners are considering

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Speaker 1: this as an alternative to buying a new home buying. Uh,

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Speaker 1: so this is an alternative to buying a new home

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Speaker 1: should be obvious if you think about it. What do

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Speaker 1: you think if you owned a home but you didn't

425
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Speaker 1: want to buy another home, what would you do instead

426
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Speaker 1: of buying another home? What the hell? It's something that

427
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm doing right now. Oh, just live in a halfway house. No, no, no,

428
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Speaker 1: renovate like renovate the house, like fix the house you're

429
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Speaker 1: living in up, which is what you should do if

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Speaker 1: you're in a position where the housing markets out of

431
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Speaker 1: control right now, which it is. It's insane what's going

432
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Speaker 1: on with the housing market. And I don't know that

433
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Speaker 1: it's ever gonna go down that much. But if you own,

434
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Speaker 1: if you're able to own a place, get it renovated.

435
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Speaker 1: It's better to live there number one while you're there,

436
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Speaker 1: and number two, it increases the value of it, supposedly

437
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Speaker 1: if you ever decide to sell it, so well a

438
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Speaker 1: win winner. I'm a renter. I don't own like four

439
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Speaker 1: homes like you do. I don't own four homes that

440
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Speaker 1: but I currently don't own any homes to be honest, Yeah,

441
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Speaker 1: because they're all getting renovated. No, I don't nothing yet.

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Speaker 1: Please out there, you out there, you and and the

443
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Speaker 1: reason I say I don't own any homes because the

444
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: and this is the key thing. When you have a mortgage,

445
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Speaker 1: the bank actually owns the home. If I stopped paying

446
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Speaker 1: my mortgage, the bank takes the home. So I don't

447
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Speaker 1: really own the home. I'm paying a mortgage. It's not

448
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Speaker 1: like the homes are paid off and all I have

449
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Speaker 1: to do is pay the property taxes or whatever. But

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Speaker 1: the bank actually owns the home. I'm just paying the bank,

451
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Speaker 1: paying the banker. Man. That's the key. Now, are you

452
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Speaker 1: ever planning to buy a place from McBain or you

453
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Speaker 1: just have a buddy of mine in Dallas who's around

454
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Speaker 1: my age. He never bought a home. He lives in

455
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Speaker 1: an apartment. He's happiest, can be. Anything breaks, he just

456
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: calls somebody to come fix it, doesn't have to worry

457
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Speaker 1: about anything. And he's I don't think he's ever going

458
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Speaker 1: to buy a house. And he's like my miney, we're

459
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Speaker 1: getting older now, so maybe one day if I get

460
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Speaker 1: a raise, all right, well this podcast is going to

461
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: inspire and all that money you get from Boston, the

462
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: people in Boston that will send you all that money

463
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: because you're so popular there, I wouldn't take anything from Boston. Really.

464
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Speaker 1: So if somebody in Boston said, you know what, I'm

465
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Speaker 1: going to offer you a gig at w e I

466
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: or the Sports Hub, I'm gonna pay you three times

467
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Speaker 1: what you're making right now. But you gotta live in Boston,

468
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: and so you would rather Oh, come on, I told

469
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Speaker 1: you I'd rather live in Hell. No, Listen, there are

470
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Speaker 1: good places. There are bad places everywhere, and if they

471
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Speaker 1: pay you enough money, you would live in Siberia. You

472
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Speaker 1: would move to Afghanistan, the demilitarized Zone, you would go there.

473
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Speaker 1: So I don't think I have the uh complexion for

474
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Speaker 1: the connection over there in Boston. Listen there there's what

475
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Speaker 1: do you think you've been I assume you've we talked

476
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Speaker 1: about it's been to Boston. We've been over this at nausea. Yeah, okay,

477
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Speaker 1: all right, we don't need to react. It's not like

478
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: there are black people live in Boston. Yeah, and you're

479
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Speaker 1: living in fear. I don't believe. Yes, I don't believe that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you're embellishing that. I believe

481
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: you're embellishing that tremendous. Be sure to catch live editions

482
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Speaker 1: of The Ben Maller Show. Weekdays at two am Eastern

483
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific. Hey, I'm Doug Gottlieb. The podcast is

484
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: called All Ball. We usually talk all basketball all the time,

485
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: but it's more about the stories about what made these

486
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: people love their sport and all the interesting interactions along

487
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: the way. We talked to coaches, we talked to players,

488
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 1: We tell you stories. You download it, you listen to it.

489
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: I think you like it. Listen to All Ball with

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00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: Doug Gottlieb on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

491
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: or ever you get your podcast. Anyway, let's get scientific.

492
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: Let's get scientifical. Here, McBain and what do you want

493
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Speaker 1: to you want to go back here? What do you

494
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Speaker 1: want do you want to do? I feel like you

495
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: don't want to move on here? You do not want

496
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: to move on? Ryan? Is that right? Now? We can

497
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: do whatever you like? My friends? Alright, that's right, exactly, alright.

498
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Speaker 1: So I have a few of these. Now, how much

499
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Speaker 1: TV do you watch? You watch a lot of TV?

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Speaker 1: You miss a few shows that I watched. I watched

501
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff on like Disney Plus or Netflix

502
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: or HBO stuff. You love the cartoons on Disney Diney,

503
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: I'm actually a huge Marvel fan. I watch a lot

504
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Speaker 1: of Marvel movies, like those Princess movies on Disney. You

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00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: know you don't, it's really my thing. Okay, alright, just checking. No, no,

506
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Speaker 1: don't know. So. Recent studies says people who spend more

507
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Speaker 1: than four hours a day watching TV are seventy eight

508
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Speaker 1: percent more likely to snore seventy percent more like this.

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Speaker 1: So now I have a question. Uh, First of all,

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Speaker 1: I think this is probably bullshit. Secondly, if it is true,

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Speaker 1: does this count for computer time? Because I I spend

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Speaker 1: eight nine hours a day on my computer or some

513
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Speaker 1: other electronic device. Isn't it the same concept if you're

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Speaker 1: on your computer? I guess it's more interactive obviously if

515
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Speaker 1: you're on your computer on social media or reading the

516
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: news of the day and all that, But you're still

517
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Speaker 1: looking at something for hours at a time. So shouldn't

518
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Speaker 1: it have the same effect if you're on your computer,

519
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: whether you're watching TV. I say, yes, I think it. Uh, well,

520
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Speaker 1: it depends on what you're watching on your computer. Well,

521
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: you watch a lot of porn, so for you, no, no,

522
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Speaker 1: no no, and you watch it on my phone? Actually, OK,

523
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Speaker 1: you don't do it on the lot it's on the big,

524
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Speaker 1: big screen. You don't like the big screen on your

525
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Speaker 1: computer because because because I don't want any viruses. What

526
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Speaker 1: what websites are you going to? There's a lot of

527
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: mainstream porn works. You must be going to those really

528
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: dark web places where what kind of weird fetishes? We

529
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Speaker 1: should get into that in a future podcast. Thank you

530
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Speaker 1: very very much. Sure about that? I'm pretty sure. Yes,

531
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Speaker 1: Just just some dress up occasionally here and there and

532
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: things like that. Nothing abnormal, Okay, don't what is what

533
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: is your definition of abnormal? I'm not gonna says this disgusting.

534
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: I want to keep my job. Uh that you ever

535
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Speaker 1: look at porn at work? You? No? No, no, no, no no,

536
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: no no. Fun fact. Now, I will not reveal the

537
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Speaker 1: name of this person because I might work with this

538
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Speaker 1: person again at some point. They do not currently work

539
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Speaker 1: at Fox Sports Radio. But there was a former professional

540
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Speaker 1: athlete that worked at Fox Sports Radio who I was

541
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: doing a show following this person. They were filling in

542
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Speaker 1: on the show before me, and we have normal times.

543
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Speaker 1: Now I do the show remotely. Now I have a

544
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Speaker 1: remote studio or I do the show from. But when

545
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: I was in in the in the main hub in

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Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks, and I'd go in there after we had

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Speaker 1: a quick turn a. Right, you have four minutes, gotta

548
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: plug your headphones and gotta clean everything up. Go on,

549
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: you know, get your stuff in order and all that.

550
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Speaker 1: Get ready to go, and the here like comes up.

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Speaker 1: So it's a mad scram, right, it's a mad dash

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Speaker 1: to get all this stuff done. So you go in

553
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Speaker 1: there and you you know, put your plug. I plug

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00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: my headphones in, I adjust the microphone to where I wanted,

555
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: I put my bag down. I get a few notes.

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Speaker 1: I have some some chicken scratch that I have is

557
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Speaker 1: kind of my talking points for the monologue. So I

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00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: get all that and and I turned the computer on.

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Speaker 1: You know, I clicked the button because it had gone

560
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Speaker 1: to this, uh the sleep page where it had gone

561
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Speaker 1: dark because it was it was down for a few

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Speaker 1: few minutes. And the guy was like watching some hardcore

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Speaker 1: porn on the computer. And it was like it was

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Speaker 1: like I could not It was like like five different windows.

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00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: He had saved some of his favorite porno and and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was so like taking a back.

567
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: I was like, what did this guy was doing the show,

568
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: and he was like it was wild it was like

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00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: it was crazy. Now you say hardcore, Now, what's hardcore

570
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: to Ben mallor Well, it didn't involve donkeys or something

571
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: like that, it was, but no, I mean it was not.

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00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: I remember there used to be this stan it's still

573
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: around called the Spice Channel, which was one of my

574
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Speaker 1: first experiences with porn. But it was very disappointing because

575
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: they didn't show the the pushing and pulling. They showed

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Speaker 1: everything but the main event, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

577
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: And it was frustrating as a kid because you wanted

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Speaker 1: to see the main event and you were trying to

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Speaker 1: learn about it, and then they wouldn't show it. So

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00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: it wasn't that this was the main event. This was

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00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: the full monty. Uh, you know the whole thing. You

582
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: were back in the day when your parents got that

583
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: black box you had all the channels. I was great.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, The Spice Channel was like one of my

585
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: favorite channels when I was growing up. It was wonderful

586
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: to Spice Channel until like I forgot to change the

587
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Speaker 1: channel after turning the TV off, so my dad found

588
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Speaker 1: out I was watching it. Oh, I did the same thing.

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Speaker 1: My we had a satellite set up because I I

590
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Speaker 1: was at that time, I was the only the big satellite, like,

591
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: not the small ones, the big ones. And it was

592
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: like the coolest thing because my my parents were like,

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Speaker 1: you need to watch you know, you love sports. Is

594
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Speaker 1: the only way to watch all these other games, so

595
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: you want to be a sportscaster. So they did it.

596
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: And it was about the same price as cable at

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00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: the time, so a little more expensive to buy the

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Speaker 1: dish and a lot. Anyway, so we had this and

599
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Speaker 1: and I watched mostly games, but every once in a

600
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Speaker 1: while I would find you, you know, I move over

601
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Speaker 1: to the porn and and uh. And the way that

602
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: the satellite was set up in the house, like I

603
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: had access in my bedroom, I had connection and then

604
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: whatever I was watching, I didn't realize this was also

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Speaker 1: available to my parents downstairs. Uh. And one night, late

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Speaker 1: at night, I thought parents were sleeping and put on

607
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Speaker 1: the old Spice channel, have a good time, and my

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Speaker 1: my dad comes in. My my I'm sure my mom's

609
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: said my dad, but my dad comes knocking on there,

610
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: what are you watching? You know? He doesn't go I

611
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: know exactly. So we had a similar experience. Look at that,

612
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: we had a similar The best thing is my dad's

613
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: sending me down and going, you know, son, uh, women

614
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: really don't do this, Like really they don't. You're telling

615
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: me women, women don't just randomly dress up as fresh

616
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: maids and Ben Nolan the Really that doesn't happen. Okay,

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00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: my dad wasn't even that mad. He's just trying to

618
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Speaker 1: like you, like, hey, he was like, hey, son, I

619
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Speaker 1: know what it is. It's cool, my dad. I don't

620
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: want to hear it. Yeah, that's not I agree, And

621
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Speaker 1: that's not a conversation you want to have. I literally

622
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: told my dad I'd rather have you I'd rather just

623
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Speaker 1: take the punishment than have you give me a speech.

624
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah you do not need a lecture about the birds

625
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: and the bees. I'm right there with you, absolutely, And

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, my m be fair. My parents didn't really

627
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Speaker 1: do that. They just thought I'd figured it out on

628
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: my own kind of thing, you know, that whole And

629
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Speaker 1: they said, well, you have sex head in school, you

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Speaker 1: know that was that was that's what we should do

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Speaker 1: for sex, and just put a porto on. Yeah, good luck.

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Speaker 1: Did you imagine what kind of porto would you it on?

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Speaker 1: What a minute? You shouldn't put that on. You gotta

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Speaker 1: put seven different kinds of portal on that make everyone happy.

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Speaker 1: My goodness, goodness. All right, well that's enough, we don't

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Speaker 1: and I can go on. There was a story I

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Speaker 1: saw about daylight savings time. They said that we should

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Speaker 1: I agree with this, we should get rid of daylight

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Speaker 1: savings time, like you know that springing your head falling back.

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Speaker 1: They said, springing your head hits night owls harder, which

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Speaker 1: I agree with. I think it's just done. We don't

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Speaker 1: need it. The farmers don't need it. It's stupid. Pick

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Speaker 1: a time to get it right in Arizona and Hawaii

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Speaker 1: and the places that they don't have daylight savings time.

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Speaker 1: You see, I'm gonna have to disagree with you. Come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, mcbang. I'm gonna tell you. One night I

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Speaker 1: had sex for sixty two minutes because of daylight savings time.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you like that? Oh so you said,

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Speaker 1: oh you told her let's go to okay, Oh I

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Speaker 1: know what you do? All right there? Any want said, right,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm not going there. I figured it out.

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Speaker 1: All right, there you go. No one else was in

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Speaker 1: the room at the time this happened. But anyway, all right,

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Speaker 1: very good and that is that you can honestly follow

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Speaker 1: me on all the social media channels if you're not

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Speaker 1: doing that already, on Instagram, Ben Mallard, on Fox Facebook

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Speaker 1: Ben Mallard Show. Like our Facebook page. I see a

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Speaker 1: lot of people commenting on there that haven't clicked the

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Speaker 1: light button on the Facebook page. Bad job by you,

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Speaker 1: so make sure you do that. And on Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller and Ryan how can the listeners track you down?

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Speaker 1: On Twitch as Ryan McBain R Y A N M

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Speaker 1: C B A I N and on Twitter Ryan McBain. Also,

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Speaker 1: you know, if you're a Boston fan, please contact me.

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Speaker 1: I would love to talk to you. Yes, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you can. They can exchange you can exchange notes on

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Speaker 1: where to live when you move to Boston, when you

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Speaker 1: get that big radio job and ball Austin. They can

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Speaker 1: give you the inside skinny on that. Anyway, listen, I

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Speaker 1: have a great rest of the day here on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: We got the mail bag right around the bend on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and we'll catch you then.