WEBVTT - Two Oprahs, One Cup w/ Kareem Rahma

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're listening to mess ah wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow another day, another dollar, another mess.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean today was one of those days where I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I am, I'm gonna be late again.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know, I love when you're late because it's

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<v Speaker 4>like one takes a little pressure off my back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but do you care even if I am one time,

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<v Speaker 2>You're like whatever, they know what time?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm no, no, no, no, I do care.

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<v Speaker 4>Today I was literally like trying to figure out should

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<v Speaker 4>I take a car to Atlantic, Should I take a

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<v Speaker 4>car to Brow with Lafayette.

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<v Speaker 3>Should I take a car to Fulton Street.

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<v Speaker 4>I was trying to like jigsaw it so that I

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't be as late as I ended up being. But

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<v Speaker 4>that's only because you said I'll be there at this time,

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<v Speaker 4>and I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm right behind her. So I'm gonna take the regular train.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will say my medication is working. Because I

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<v Speaker 2>was less anxious about it. I was like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get there. When I get there, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I was like, you know what, this is

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<v Speaker 3>why you have to do the work. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 3>you mean the.

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<v Speaker 2>Drugs, yes, the drug the drug pro drugs here?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh always I think dare taught me free drugs is

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<v Speaker 4>the way to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but no one told me that prescription drugs were

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<v Speaker 2>going to be so difficult.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was going to be more fun. Really, Yeah, all.

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<v Speaker 4>The white ladies have been doing it since the sixties

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<v Speaker 4>and the forties.

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<v Speaker 3>Seem like they're having a pretty good time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they're taking prescription prescription drugs, but they're not supposed to.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually taking it the prescribed way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, the only person in the world taking it

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<v Speaker 2>the right way, I think I am. I mean the

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<v Speaker 2>way people be throwing addies at everybody there never they

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<v Speaker 2>never throw it at me.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just about to say, no one's ever thrown

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<v Speaker 4>any adderable at me, because you actually need it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do need.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to get it prescribed. Friend, you will take

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<v Speaker 3>it and you're be like, oh is that yo? I'm honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>it'll be like the limitless pill.

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<v Speaker 4>This is gonna be getting stuff done and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>look like a brand new person.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. It's sometimes I think do I need an assistant?

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe I don't need an assistant. I need at

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<v Speaker 3>all prescription prescription prescription.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, remember when I this is when I was in

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<v Speaker 2>LA and I was trying to get addies and the

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<v Speaker 2>guy was like, well, well, let's just work on your

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<v Speaker 2>like depression first, and I was like, I need them addies.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, uh yeah, will not be getting you

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<v Speaker 2>that prescription today, and I was I was like, Marie,

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to get us some. I'm sorry, girl, I failed.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to be focused and depressed? Well? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you want to be not depressed and unfocused?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on?

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<v Speaker 3>I ooh, that's a hard question.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna because I feel like sometimes when you're depressed,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the pocket, like you're doing things unhinged, you're unwell,

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<v Speaker 2>and sometimes unwell hits in the algorithm.

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<v Speaker 3>But when you're doing it was hitting the algorithm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but we're doing good and you're like just being

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<v Speaker 2>quotation normal.

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<v Speaker 3>Then it's just it's just kind of boring. You're just there.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure. I don't remember what I had asked.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. I mean either, I think it might be

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<v Speaker 3>the ADHD friend, Thank you so much. Did you have

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<v Speaker 3>a mess this week?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean the mess is that my life is I

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<v Speaker 4>think going well. And when I see people and they

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<v Speaker 4>ask me how I'm doing, I'm like, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the universe wants me to win. Like I'm doing great,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think, I know I sound crazy when people

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<v Speaker 4>ask me how I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's I think what you sound like when you're

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<v Speaker 3>doing well. No, no, that you don't sound crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>You only sound crazy if you don't look like you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing well. If you're wearing a really short bang in

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<v Speaker 2>the eyeline or a smudge, you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I'm doing great. You're like, this bitch is lying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that the blunch tiny Beyonce mid bang is a

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<v Speaker 4>of stress.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, when jay Z cheated her that bang. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, if you are saying, but you look good, your

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<v Speaker 2>everything's doing well, You're doing well on the internets, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the algorithm. God's are on my side,

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<v Speaker 3>there on your side. I just have to keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all it's about. Yeah, but I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I bumped into somebody the other day, Like I was

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<v Speaker 4>like scrambling to a show and I was trying to

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you try to figure out your set. Some

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<v Speaker 4>people do it days in advance. I like to do

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<v Speaker 4>it on the way to the show. So I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>if I start here, where am I going in? And

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<v Speaker 4>somebody was like Marie and whatever, somebody recognizes me when I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Trying to work. I'd be like what, but I was

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<v Speaker 3>like yes, and she's like hi, you know, and she's

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<v Speaker 3>talking to me and.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just trying to be like like I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 4>like work on my stuff still, and she was like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just I'm really I'm so happy for the way

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<v Speaker 4>things are going for you.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you do it?

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<v Speaker 4>And I could tell that she was stressed, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like drugs and she was like drugs and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, I'm kidding, I just none of this matters.

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<v Speaker 4>And she was like none of this, Matt. Like the

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<v Speaker 4>more I talk, the more unhean. I could see her

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<v Speaker 4>being like, oh she this lady is crazy. She dresses well,

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<v Speaker 4>but she's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>But I was like, I was like, anyway, how are you?

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<v Speaker 4>When she was like, my dad's not doing well, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, okay, yeah, well sending love and light. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's hard when someone's like how are you

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<v Speaker 2>to be like good and mean it because everybody is

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<v Speaker 2>not doing good?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's I here's a mess. This is my

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<v Speaker 3>week's mess.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a sandwich, okay, we gotta start with something good,

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<v Speaker 2>then trauma dump, then we got it in with something good.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot start nothing with the boom. Yeah, my neighbor

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<v Speaker 2>just died. Hey, babe, I'm gonna I need you to

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<v Speaker 2>be like, your hair looks good. You know, your teeth

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<v Speaker 2>are white. Hey my mom died that and then and

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<v Speaker 2>then dump everything and then hit me with the you

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<v Speaker 2>know I saw something on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>You looked great. So not bad good bad, but good

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<v Speaker 3>bad good. Yes, yes, because you have to.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta get me repped up to get excited for

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<v Speaker 2>the conversation. You can't already drop me off with the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the world shit.

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<v Speaker 4>But don't you don't you hate when someone calls you

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<v Speaker 4>and they're talking and you could tell they're beating around

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<v Speaker 4>the bush.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you wanted to just get to the point. No,

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<v Speaker 3>let's beat around the bush.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bullshit, red like it's it's the.

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<v Speaker 3>You know when we're what is it when you call?

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<v Speaker 2>When you're like before you hook up, like the kiss

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<v Speaker 2>in the the dating caressing, No before you four play

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<v Speaker 2>you got a floor, play me into the trauma dumping.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not hit me up top with the oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I just lost my job bitch, No, I can't have

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<v Speaker 2>this energy.

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<v Speaker 4>My my mad's just hit it. Just maybe you're supposed

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<v Speaker 4>to find the good in it. Well, I just lost

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<v Speaker 4>my job. Well, girl, you hated that place anyway, that's

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<v Speaker 4>the good.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what the good for me is? You know what, girl,

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<v Speaker 2>my managers call me. I'm gonna call you right back.

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<v Speaker 3>Click that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the good for me because I can't because

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<v Speaker 2>you're still in ployed.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I love that for you. Let's bring our guests into.

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<v Speaker 2>Are very well employed, booked, busy, blessed guest.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, kareem, you're here.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? You guys are glowing. I mean, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>the lighting we're doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Let the record show that this is what we look like.

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<v Speaker 1>You look great.

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<v Speaker 3>The studio doesn't actually really careful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always I'm always captivated, truly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I would say I was like, maybe it's the

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<v Speaker 2>glowing for Marie is bouncing and permonating around the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this vibe of that Marie has right now. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like a new thing I feel I just

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<v Speaker 1>I feel.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you know how everyone's like people always like this

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<v Speaker 4>is gonna be my years.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that it's mine.

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<v Speaker 1>You have toxic positivity, toxic. I love that I have that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had that for a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to be see it and it works out

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<v Speaker 4>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I say? You know what I say

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<v Speaker 1>every day. Now I'm gonna win an enemy's but you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Knows it's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell people when I when I see them, I say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see what that means. That's my new goodbye. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the way it's supposed to be. I'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I say. I swear to God to Kate

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday gave.

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<v Speaker 2>Her a famously was nominated for me, So you were, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's always that's what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a w G A award.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't even I don't even talk about

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<v Speaker 2>my wins the way I'm actually white girl that.

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<v Speaker 3>This might be my year.

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<v Speaker 1>Why isn't it in the bio this might.

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<v Speaker 3>Be my year? You know what? Because I'm like I

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<v Speaker 3>said LinkedIn, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, it's for me right like Marie is like toxic

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<v Speaker 2>h me. When I'm a work in progress, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see the grind. But then when I really hit my stride,

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<v Speaker 2>it's I'm gonna be disgusting about it. But this is

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<v Speaker 2>the putting the puzzle together with the I kind of squinting.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's just not as it's not as fun.

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<v Speaker 1>But you hope to be one of those people when

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<v Speaker 1>when people see you after the oscar that you got,

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<v Speaker 1>they go, man, you really changed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, no, before that. Don't let me get one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred k on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 5>Bit nobody, that's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna celebrate the hundred k?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>I might be those weird YouTubers like I just got

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<v Speaker 2>a hundred can.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, I celebrated one hundred k offline, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't celebrate one hundred k.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you didn't celebrate the hundred k. I went out

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner seafood Towers the follows, and everyone kept saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>are you guys celebrating anything? I go, I just hit

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred can I was shameless. There's like as a

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<v Speaker 1>birthday anniversary. I was like, now I hit one hundred k, that's.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, when I hit three hundred k, I'll celebrate

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<v Speaker 4>and that I will be there.

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<v Speaker 3>That literally is coming in a week.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's crazy how quick the numbers are changing.

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<v Speaker 1>Positivity. I'll invite me to the celebration. I got people,

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<v Speaker 1>I got spots, seafood towers. It's not on me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not It's never on me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna say, if I can get a sponsored yea, three

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<v Speaker 4>hundred K cannot have.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you can a sponsored dinner for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>And I and you know what, I'm gonna do it

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<v Speaker 2>for one hundred K for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I celebrate the small win.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to because it's like a lot of times

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<v Speaker 4>we forget that the stuff that we have now is

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<v Speaker 4>stuff that we used to really really want.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, because once.

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<v Speaker 4>You hit that, it's like you're thinking about the next thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The next thing. The next thing is right now. But

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<v Speaker 1>that but that's also good. I think. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>good to be aspirational because then you become complacent if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not, and then you're just kind of laying there,

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<v Speaker 1>just laying anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Kareem, you're famously the host of Subway Takes and Keep

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<v Speaker 4>the Meter Run in two shows that once you started

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<v Speaker 4>doing them, they took off real quick. Is this stuff

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<v Speaker 4>that you've been thinking about for a long time? Is

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<v Speaker 4>it like did it come to you in a dream?

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<v Speaker 3>Like you know?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it's it's a mixture of right place,

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<v Speaker 1>right time where it was like the moment I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was the right moment to like launch I make

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<v Speaker 1>this joke. But vertical unscripted short form video series. That's

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<v Speaker 1>like when people are like, what do you do for

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<v Speaker 1>a living? I say, I make I produce. I produced vertical.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what is an unscripted short form vertical video series?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you got to get an act. It's funny

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<v Speaker 1>to say the whole thing vertical.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you sound annoying, but.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no no, I laugh at it.

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<v Speaker 3>But because of your hair and your mustache, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the arts. Yeah, vertical. I'munscripted Emmy nominated for videos.

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<v Speaker 1>If I could get an Emmy for a vertical short

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<v Speaker 1>form scripted vide happening vertical short form unscripted videos and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's no actually hosted vertical unscripted short form video series.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep the Meter Running was in my notes app for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. How long, like at least two years?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And then and then I was and I was

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's a good idea, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how I'm going to make it. But then I

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<v Speaker 1>was given the opportunity. Somebody said, do you have any ideas?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to make one of your ideas? And I

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<v Speaker 1>pulled out the notes app I had like five ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>Give the meter running was the last idea. They go,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the one. I go, great, and then and then

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask any questions. In my mind, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>how are we going to make this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But then I just I mean we literally went outside

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<v Speaker 1>and hailed a.

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<v Speaker 2>Cab, asked less questions, Just do just do it, you

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<v Speaker 2>do it well.

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<v Speaker 1>I got frustrated because I was trying to bring some

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<v Speaker 1>of my friends in on it, and I would be like, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to like direct this thing? I have

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<v Speaker 1>a great idea. And the first question was how are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to light it? I said, bitch, the sun,

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<v Speaker 1>we are outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody cares about that. Was this a black friend or.

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<v Speaker 1>Poc I was a very white person.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, okay, so.

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<v Speaker 1>He was logistically challenged by the fact that we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to be shooting outside, but where there is nownatural light.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like bro if Terrence Malick, who famously makes

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<v Speaker 1>all his movies using natural light, that we can make

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<v Speaker 1>an unscripted short form vertical video series using.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen and you know what, when it's your time to

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<v Speaker 2>do something, there's there's not any questions.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's crazy because I was listening to this girl

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, I just want to hit y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to be great to get started, but

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<v Speaker 2>you got to get started to be great.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this. I like this version of you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a great start. We're just tired.

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<v Speaker 1>To Oprah's Positive.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is Oprah's one cup. We're going to go

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<v Speaker 2>with that title. It's just my my mess is hidden.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really wrapped up.

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<v Speaker 1>Toxic positivity, artificial positivity.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy as long as it's positive.

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<v Speaker 4>But but also like I agree, like as a perfectionist,

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<v Speaker 4>as a creative, as an artist, ask somebody living in

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<v Speaker 4>the time of like a million people can see your

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<v Speaker 4>stuff on social media and be like, this sucks. It's

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<v Speaker 4>really hard to take something from the notes app or

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<v Speaker 4>something from your brain and do it. You're for me anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>Like Solo in the City is something that I've been thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>About for however long are you single? It's something I

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<v Speaker 3>had been thinking.

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<v Speaker 4>About for years before I started doing it, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>so mad. I waited so long to start it, but

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<v Speaker 4>you know, once you start, you just got like you

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<v Speaker 4>just have to do it. Because we all watch things

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<v Speaker 4>on social media that were like this sucks, but the

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<v Speaker 4>person is doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and also cringe embrace it because you might think

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<v Speaker 1>in your head like this is such a cringey idea,

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<v Speaker 1>or like this is the way that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be perceived. I think you think that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be perceived one way, but then the audience perceives it

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<v Speaker 1>another way. So you are your toughest critic, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I Meanways, So, but other people are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is really cool. Honestly. There's a couple of examples

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<v Speaker 1>of this one. I will like done something with a

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<v Speaker 1>brand where I'm like, god, this is so I'm ashamed. Literally,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ashamed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, brand stuff is really crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, But then the comments are like, yo, congrats

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<v Speaker 1>on Mountain Dew.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, why would somebody not like if you you

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<v Speaker 2>see somebody doing like free content all the time, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Like people people were mad at me during the Barbie movie.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, bitch, that was the time for you

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<v Speaker 2>to cash out, why did you stop? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was going, there's something, but they're like, they want

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<v Speaker 2>you to do the brands. They want you to do

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<v Speaker 2>collabs because they're like, hey, you've been doing all this

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<v Speaker 2>stuff for free for a long time for years.

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<v Speaker 3>Get your coin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean a hater would be like, oh, you're doing

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<v Speaker 3>spon con. You're selling out. Yeah, well you're not paying me,

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<v Speaker 3>so the fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the world has just changed, where like it

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<v Speaker 1>used to be one of those things where like that

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<v Speaker 1>was selling out. You know, like there was a time

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<v Speaker 1>where it was like, oh, brands blah blah. But brands

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<v Speaker 1>are the only people with money. Now Hollywood doesn't have money,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, there's no money. The only

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<v Speaker 1>people with money I call them people are brands. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a mess. Embrace your embrace your patron. I treat them

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<v Speaker 1>as patrons.

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<v Speaker 3>The only people with money are brands. We're havingy for you.

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<v Speaker 3>You look great.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do something with your bank? Patrons of the arts.

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<v Speaker 1>The brands are the patrons of the arts.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know that's that's where everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>We're all on our phones on social media all day

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<v Speaker 4>anyway at work, so at least let's this is our work.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's little boots.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you get these free shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>I love they look good. I mean that Rocky Joe

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<v Speaker 3>who wants to pay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's mess having to pay for things that

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<v Speaker 2>pull out your fucking card or to do that tap

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<v Speaker 2>tivioty tap every time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like this, Why am I doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the get to I do. I do really

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<v Speaker 4>not like spending my own money. But it also is

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<v Speaker 4>so easy to tap.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really easy. Cheap though, So you you're not hitting

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<v Speaker 1>the tip button. No, I'm tipping, but I'm not tapping.

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<v Speaker 1>You tipping but not happening. I'm tipping, but I'm not tapping.

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<v Speaker 3>Tipping but not tapping.

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<v Speaker 2>Also title of the episode, But wait, is it because

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<v Speaker 2>you're frugal or you just because cheap?

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<v Speaker 3>I think when I hear cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>Is like, oh, you have a lot of money, but

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<v Speaker 2>like you don't want to use it at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to part with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But frugal is like I have the money, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be too frivolous, Like I want to,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, make better decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I have very dad energy, not daddy,

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<v Speaker 1>not daddy, not to be confused with daddy. I'm dad energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Where I'm like, do we really need like imagine your father,

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<v Speaker 1>do you really need that? I do that to myself,

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<v Speaker 1>explain father.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I didn't have one of.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a guy that's around. Sometimes sometimes they

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<v Speaker 1>go off for a pack of cigarettes.

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<v Speaker 4>They never come back and they don't know any of

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<v Speaker 4>the information about their kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes are they definitely don't. They should know birthday. I

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<v Speaker 1>know the birthday of my daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>And your daughter was born. But she's like, how old?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what she's brand? It's February twenty eighth.

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<v Speaker 3>I know because it just has the tag on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you know her? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I will forget. I mean my wife, who's actually

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend, but I call her my wife. She I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know her birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>And she asked me all the time, ask miss my wife,

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<v Speaker 4>who is actually my girlfriend, but I'll call her my wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you stop calling her your girlfriend and.

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<v Speaker 1>Just call her your wife because she's my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Mary, why don't you make her your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in transitionary period. We had the baby, and so

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of like it's like, oh do we

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how do you get married? So we got

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<v Speaker 1>religiously married so that the baby wouldn't be borne on paper,

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<v Speaker 1>well in some sort of text, you know, like not

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily not not on paper. Yeah, paper, No, it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite of paper. We're married with the man above.

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<v Speaker 1>The man above has sanctioned its thea. So you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>the government hasn't sanctioned.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the government, no, right, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Off the off the record.

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<v Speaker 2>So you went to wait. So you went to a

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<v Speaker 2>mosque and I got a guy. Okay, you got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a guy that came to the crib. You

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<v Speaker 1>know how people you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know that you had a moss.

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<v Speaker 1>Dry by, Yeah, I had a guy had the imam

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<v Speaker 1>come to the crib. You know how people do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Now they're like, oh, I have a groomer for my

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<v Speaker 1>dog or my cat, or like I'm gonna get the

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<v Speaker 1>liquid IV drip in my body and my house or

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<v Speaker 1>get your hair done her.

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<v Speaker 3>The year of the liquid.

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<v Speaker 1>In my life, I've never done it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done I want it. Can we all hello

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<v Speaker 2>brand to IVY drip?

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<v Speaker 3>We need it? Can we do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Get that on the pot is mad.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted on the pron we are we need it

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, energy and.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to I mean just to do it. I

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<v Speaker 3>just want to see how I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny to do it on a podcast. You do,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done that, no people. I've seen people do

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<v Speaker 1>it at bachelor and bachelorette parties.

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<v Speaker 3>Because they go hard.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, and then I remember I went to

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<v Speaker 1>a bachelor. No, I went to a wedding, and the

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<v Speaker 1>next day I went to like the groom and the wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to get these titles together.

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<v Speaker 2>You said wife girlfriend, not wife, but like groom.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so fun. You don't know what the lady is called.

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<v Speaker 3>Man man who has a wife, but we don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what to call him.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked into their room and they were both hooked

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<v Speaker 1>up to the ivy and they.

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<v Speaker 3>They was probably on May they married.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that is really interesting because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Get really antsy with needles, so just the just the

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<v Speaker 2>going in.

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<v Speaker 3>With the needle part is already going to be a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like needles, noodles, noodle, I don't like needles,

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<v Speaker 4>but I watched them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, oh, I don't want no, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to do the trick like I need them

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, oh the like they have to like,

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<v Speaker 1>how's your day? And then you know they need to

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<v Speaker 1>distract me.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you guys get the vein compliments? You've got great veins?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't see my veins.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know I got veins.

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<v Speaker 1>They almost come in with Somebody says that to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Anytime I get army hammer, it's always a little black.

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<v Speaker 3>Strong veins. They go, oh, you've got great veins, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're saying the nurse.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like you were standing in line

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<v Speaker 1>for a coffee and somebody is like, you have great veins.

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<v Speaker 2>If someone said that, I would be like, unless you're

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<v Speaker 2>a nurse or doctor, that's or he's gonna murder you.

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<v Speaker 3>You got great veins.

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<v Speaker 4>Just you got veins. You know, I used mind. I

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<v Speaker 4>got a nice clean needle for them veins. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 4>know I'm you know, I left my veins and coat check.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I know they always the veins?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't think I've never had that compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got bad veins. They're hidden.

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<v Speaker 3>You got harry arms.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, be racist, bro, racist you wait exactly damn

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<v Speaker 2>racist ass podcast really leaning in and what we need

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<v Speaker 2>you to lean out?

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<v Speaker 1>Of?

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<v Speaker 3>What you got it? You got a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>hair on top of your head. You and your neck.

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<v Speaker 1>My neck has no hair, neither does all you wax. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just us your chest.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course I did on mess chest on mass that.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a lot of You got a lot of that. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm like regular no.

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<v Speaker 3>Arms.

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<v Speaker 1>You you are women with not hairy arms. I'm for

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<v Speaker 1>a man, for a compliment, just for a brown man.

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<v Speaker 3>Women without hair on your arms and head. You're blessing

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<v Speaker 3>my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was in do you remember the first time

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<v Speaker 3>you shaved Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever the body? Are we talking? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>The first time I ever shaved. I shaved my arms.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in like like second or third grade. Hair

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<v Speaker 3>on your arms, and I went home and I shaved

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<v Speaker 3>my arms.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's customary in our culture.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I had I had a really long hair coming

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<v Speaker 2>out of a mole I have, so I instead of shaving,

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<v Speaker 2>I did the plucking just one hair, one hair, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I just pulled it out with my teeth the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Day your teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that you see the mall their hair coming out

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<v Speaker 3>of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Dream were the same, miss, Okay, let's get back on track.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Dream. You came here with mess?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? I have a couple of messages, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Fatherhood is a mess because you're balancing

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<v Speaker 1>your life, the child's life, your girlfriend and wife's life,

0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:04.960
<v Speaker 1>your work life, your friend life. I mean, it throws

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<v Speaker 1>a real wrench.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you still have friends as a new parent?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Not really. You have to combine things. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thankfully employed in a position where I can. This is

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<v Speaker 1>French to me. This is friends. Yes we're productive, but

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<v Speaker 1>we're friending. We are friends, but we're associates at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>we're business associates, which is actually messy colleagues.

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<v Speaker 2>It's messy because sometimes right when you blend that, there

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<v Speaker 2>is no it's real gray like it's murky, so stuff

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<v Speaker 2>that I would say to my friend, hey, bitch, your

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<v Speaker 2>ass is back like you can't if we business partner friends,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I can't touch your elbow like this because HR

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<v Speaker 2>should get involved.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's no HR and standing there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so hard.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the only work where you could say hey,

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<v Speaker 4>bitch and the person whoever you're talking to. That is

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<v Speaker 4>the title of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Featuring, why thank you yours as do yours? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that's good though, Like I would rather

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<v Speaker 1>have my work be my life and my life be

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<v Speaker 1>my work. Yeah, because it's always fun. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good time at all times.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a it's like a, really, you don't agree,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to be in a cubicle?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's the same feeling how I feel from the

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<v Speaker 2>work from home. I got it in the beginning, but

0:25:31.280 --> 0:25:33.560
<v Speaker 2>now it's like, no, you got to go to your

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<v Speaker 2>work and then your home be your home.

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<v Speaker 3>The blending of the two is just how do I

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<v Speaker 3>where's my safe space?

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<v Speaker 2>My couch where I used to lay now is in

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<v Speaker 2>the background of where I'm fucking working. And now if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having a bad meeting, I don't want to go

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<v Speaker 2>to my couch because I'm like, you got that bad

0:25:48.960 --> 0:25:53.040
<v Speaker 2>meeting energy on this ship. Yeah, So it's like, go

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<v Speaker 2>to work, go home, separate the two.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been wanting to do that ever since I had

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<v Speaker 1>a kid. I'll get out of the house. Is not

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<v Speaker 1>my entire home. Yeah, there's there's Yeah, I gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>an office or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to get a house.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the old ball and chain at home.

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<v Speaker 2>You got you got to sponsor somebody. No, somebody needs

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<v Speaker 2>to sponsor you to have your own work.

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<v Speaker 1>On Instagram the other day I said, somebody, please give

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<v Speaker 1>me a free office. I got a lot of dms,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were not good. And then I was at

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<v Speaker 1>the coffee shop in my neighborhood the other day and

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the most unhinged, messiest ship I've ever seen

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<v Speaker 1>in my life. It was a flyer that said, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like a freelance creative person looking for any room

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<v Speaker 1>to rent. If you have a spare room in your home,

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<v Speaker 1>I will rent it as my office. Like this person

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<v Speaker 1>was looking to move in.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the budget? They won't. They won't. Now that would

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<v Speaker 3>have been messy.

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<v Speaker 2>If a I give you four hundred dollars if you

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<v Speaker 2>let me use this as an office.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you let someone rent the spare room in your

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<v Speaker 1>apartment as their office where they come in from nine

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<v Speaker 1>to five.

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<v Speaker 4>They gotta go to one of those members only places.

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<v Speaker 4>There's so many in the city.

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine that this person wants to be alone. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be in the co working. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to co work.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing that you don't want to co work?

0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:19.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking me about the guy in the coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 4>Not maybe it might be cheaper to just get a

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<v Speaker 4>hotel for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, if you divide your rent by thirty days, don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Don't do it. I'm don't do it because

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<v Speaker 1>you may as well live in the hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I had to do it because my because I

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<v Speaker 2>moved into my apartment at the end of the month,

0:27:38.960 --> 0:27:41.440
<v Speaker 2>so they had to pro rate my rent the next

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<v Speaker 2>the next month, and I was like, wait, that's how

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<v Speaker 2>much I'm spending a day.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so cheap. Those bastards are so cheap. They wouldn't

0:27:48.480 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>let you move in early.

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<v Speaker 3>Later.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it was me. I found the place late.

0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:53.400
<v Speaker 2>And then they were like, oh, you got.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still paid a whole month, and that's what I'm saying.

0:27:55.560 --> 0:27:58.639
<v Speaker 2>Next month they were like, JK, now you pay what

0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 2>you would have to pay.

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<v Speaker 1>Next, but like, last month, did you do the division?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to tell us.

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<v Speaker 4>You being cool with your it's the devil's numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not bad than what I said. Okay, there's a

0:28:17.680 --> 0:28:19.719
<v Speaker 1>lot of sixes. Yeah, I don't want to look at

0:28:19.720 --> 0:28:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to look at mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So okay, So so being a dad is messy.

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:26.639
<v Speaker 1>Being a dad is very messy. I think being a

0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:28.600
<v Speaker 1>mom is messy here obviously.

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I was going to say, she's doing most

0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:35.360
<v Speaker 2>of the work. You're ripping, running, trying to make the bake. Well,

0:28:35.359 --> 0:28:38.400
<v Speaker 2>not the bacon for you, the bread, the bread we

0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:43.800
<v Speaker 2>make the bread, bacon, beef, beef bake, nest turkey baking.

0:28:44.520 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know beef bacon was a thing. It's a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>They have it in the they have it in the Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>is that like slim gym?

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that.

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<v Speaker 3>It is giving thin?

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<v Speaker 1>It spelt it's slim, Jimmy, I just don't get bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>I get read.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So you're making you're making a lot of money

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:09.160
<v Speaker 3>for your family.

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a provider. But that's why I don't spend

0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 1>the money for myself. That's what I'm saying. So I'm like,

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 1>do I really need this? Like I should have the office,

0:29:16.440 --> 0:29:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I should be able to afford the office.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody's gonna comp it. Yeah, don't skip on the things

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:23.320
<v Speaker 3>that is most important.

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:25.880
<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like that's the thing about being a dad,

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:28.400
<v Speaker 2>but also being a man is like I don't think

0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 2>y'all know how to compartmentalize things. It's just like it's

0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 2>either like all or nothing. And it's like, well, if

0:29:35.960 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 2>I have to, if I have to work and provide

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 2>and be a man, then like, how what other things

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:44.440
<v Speaker 2>can I fit in there? You can't, but you can

0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 2>because you hire an intern or assistant.

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 3>You want an assistant.

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't have an acessance.

0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 3>That's madness. As much work as you're doing.

0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't need an assis.

0:29:54.840 --> 0:29:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Who keeps your books?

0:29:55.680 --> 0:29:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Who keeps you? I have a lot of people. I

0:29:58.640 --> 0:30:02.080
<v Speaker 1>keep my own calendar, which is which is absolutely messy.

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:06.200
<v Speaker 1>It's very bad, very very bad. Depressing me.

0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:08.320
<v Speaker 3>Your calendar has like posted stick.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 1>You're going to be really upset.

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:11.640
<v Speaker 3>Let me see your color coded.

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I'll show you today today. Let me see today was

0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:21.080
<v Speaker 1>fucked up? Yes, I was still on time. Dragon, I'm

0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:23.720
<v Speaker 1>not dragon. This is today? Yes?

0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:26.920
<v Speaker 3>Wow? Why is it not color coded? It's all the

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 3>same blue because it's all work. Yeah, but is it?

0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:33.280
<v Speaker 3>I break it down like fun, work, travel, okay, yep, yep,

0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh no cancel girl. Something was canceled at five, so

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:38.240
<v Speaker 3>it looks like you got the evening.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I canceled because I was like, look at this day.

0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 1>That's a bad day. So I can't. I said, I'm out.

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do this. What's a good day?

0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>It was photo shoots said I don't want to do photoshop.

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 3>You don't want to get America's next time model.

0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I said, I'll send you photos.

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 3>You don't want to get your hair like coiled and

0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:55.720
<v Speaker 3>like most what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing it?

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<v Speaker 3>Everything else? I went to the photo shoot. What the photo?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? No, I'm doing face all day. I was on

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:08.640
<v Speaker 1>the phone from nine am until one thirty pm, and

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 1>then I took the train directly here and now I'm

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 1>on closing deal. Now I have to close deals. I

0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:16.160
<v Speaker 1>love deals. I actually love being on the phone. I'm

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm the equivalent of a cab driver. I'm on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, are you holding a phone to your ear? Are

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<v Speaker 4>you speakerphone out?

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Speakerphone out?

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<v Speaker 3>Speakerphone allowed? You know he's a speakerphone allow? You could

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<v Speaker 3>just tell because you're very chaotic.

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 1>That's so, that's a great chaotic.

0:31:33.880 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 2>When I first met you, I was like, I don't

0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:38.560
<v Speaker 2>know what you're going to do, but whatever you're going

0:31:38.600 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 2>to do, it's going to happen.

0:31:39.920 --> 0:31:41.840
<v Speaker 3>But it's going to be like pas Manian devil.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you were one of the first people I

0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 1>ever met in the comedy sphere, and you were so

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:48.239
<v Speaker 1>supportive and I was like, you know what, I feel good.

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:52.200
<v Speaker 2>How did you guys meet Taylor Taylor, Garrett Taylor Taylor, Yeah, yeah,

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:54.600
<v Speaker 2>and then but then I think we got lunch or dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And I was like, I'm just starting out because

0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 1>I was just starting out.

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<v Speaker 3>How people been doing comedy? This is I need to

0:31:59.920 --> 0:32:00.640
<v Speaker 3>know the story now.

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's about six years.

0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm using the first people to go to pick your

0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:05.360
<v Speaker 2>can I pick your brain?

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:08.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm always the sure bitch.

0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, I said, I'll buy you did say a

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>good good, good like manner.

0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:19.440
<v Speaker 3>So there y'all are at Chipotle. Ow there you.

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Big Hannah, Yeah, the other place that makes you.

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 2>If I don't get the garlic butter, I'm not saying nothing,

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 2>he said.

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<v Speaker 3>She can't mentor you or the youth without the garlic

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<v Speaker 3>on me.

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<v Speaker 6>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a very positive and aspiring conversation. I was like,

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:35.760
<v Speaker 1>all right, I think I can do this because I

0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:39.800
<v Speaker 1>had a whole other life. I was thirty three transitioning

0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 1>into comedy, which that's mess. No, the worst thing.

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Why is it mess?

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:46.400
<v Speaker 2>If I met a dude and he was like, I'm

0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 2>thirty three and I'm dis nested, I'd be like.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly, hold on, but Kareem is divorced, divorced.

0:32:55.240 --> 0:32:58.000
<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I was going to say say hot, Oh

0:32:58.040 --> 0:32:58.800
<v Speaker 3>are you divorced?

0:32:58.880 --> 0:33:02.720
<v Speaker 4>Yes, she left you, but Marie will not hot.

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 3>So you know where that goes.

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 5>Girl, I'm trying to get to about Okay, can we

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 5>picked that up later?

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Though, I do want to.

0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:13.400
<v Speaker 2>I do want to confirm he wants a sandwich, he

0:33:13.480 --> 0:33:13.960
<v Speaker 2>wants to.

0:33:14.080 --> 0:33:17.040
<v Speaker 1>I want to confirm hot. Actually, before we move on,

0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to confirm firm that you're with Sydney on us.

0:33:20.040 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that you're cute.

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Hot.

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:25.640
<v Speaker 2>She's not giving it to you, babe, specifically, I'm gonna

0:33:25.680 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 2>take it up.

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:27.200
<v Speaker 3>You're hot.

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's so nice of you. I never thought that

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:30.840
<v Speaker 1>in my life.

0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Behind the keys said you hot, I said hot, re

0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 2>said cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you're still winning.

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 1>No, it's great. I have never felt like this moment.

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:41.800
<v Speaker 2>We usually don't say this is straight man that comes

0:33:42.400 --> 0:33:44.240
<v Speaker 2>they have straight man on the pot, and I know

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:46.080
<v Speaker 2>why is it's captain is bitch.

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:51.240
<v Speaker 1>Actually it means a lot to me because I've had

0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:54.120
<v Speaker 1>ugly inside syndrome, you know. And when you think you're

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:57.560
<v Speaker 1>ugly for a long time, kid, yeah, because I was.

0:33:58.720 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 1>That's that's true. I wasn't. I was an awkward stage

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 1>for a long time. I think actually I actually just

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 1>look like a guy now. Yeah, but I used to

0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:10.359
<v Speaker 1>look like a little pudgy boy.

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:11.560
<v Speaker 3>But I feel like for.

0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:13.400
<v Speaker 4>Men, we are going to need a baby picture for

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:18.399
<v Speaker 4>the dump means out. But I think for men, most

0:34:18.400 --> 0:34:22.359
<v Speaker 4>of y'all get better with age, you know. I think

0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:26.480
<v Speaker 4>you get you know, man like, you know, manly face

0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 4>and salt and pepper and the beard is full and.

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:32.799
<v Speaker 1>It's just like which is a nice treat because after

0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:35.479
<v Speaker 1>thirty three years or thirty four years of being kind

0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 1>of ugly, you're like, oh, all right, great now, I'm

0:34:38.600 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 1>all right.

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:40.759
<v Speaker 3>You in your ugly duckling Swan era.

0:34:41.440 --> 0:34:42.439
<v Speaker 1>Back to the other thing.

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:45.759
<v Speaker 2>Divorce, Yes, because you wanted to do comedy at thirty three.

0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:49.880
<v Speaker 1>No, no, because she was white.

0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:55.200
<v Speaker 3>And now this is not mess. This is this is

0:34:55.320 --> 0:34:55.880
<v Speaker 3>not mess.

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:56.399
<v Speaker 1>This is great.

0:34:56.440 --> 0:34:58.600
<v Speaker 3>That's the perfect reason to be like, you gotta go

0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:02.680
<v Speaker 3>here on mess, that's not mess.

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:05.160
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't mess at all. It was like you gotta go.

0:35:05.239 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 1>And then and then I was.

0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 3>At it because of religion.

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that's crazy. Do I give that energy?

0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:23.719
<v Speaker 1>I said, I accidentally married a white woman. Four years

0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 1>later I just realized, oh she's not Muslim.

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:30.400
<v Speaker 3>You know what? And you heard it here first on

0:35:30.560 --> 0:35:32.320
<v Speaker 3>mess baby.

0:35:32.640 --> 0:35:35.839
<v Speaker 1>But no, it is so true that that coming out

0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 1>of divorce and then I'm like, oh, thirty three year

0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:44.840
<v Speaker 1>old divorced aspiring comedian is literally the worst thing you

0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>can possibly hear.

0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:47.920
<v Speaker 3>No, I never heard, hold on, hold on.

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:52.879
<v Speaker 2>It is worse for ladies like us, ladies who lunch.

0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 2>But for the average girlie on a corner street corner,

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:57.600
<v Speaker 2>all they see.

0:35:57.880 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 3>Is like, oh, there's potential.

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 2>You know, like when I when I saw you, you,

0:36:02.680 --> 0:36:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I will say, right now, you know you work in

0:36:04.200 --> 0:36:06.359
<v Speaker 2>a lot, so you know you got that like I'm

0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:08.560
<v Speaker 2>ripping and running. But when I met you, you had

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 2>this like I'm like driven, I'm.

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Ready to go.

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:16.480
<v Speaker 2>So if a woman can sense that you are trying

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:18.920
<v Speaker 2>to reach something that's kind of hot.

0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 4>I mean, listen, women, the standards this women will a

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 4>woman will be like, well he's trying not all women,

0:36:27.719 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 4>but there is a woman somewhere.

0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 1>But it's that's but I don't know if that's what

0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm I don't know if that's what I'm trying to try.

0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:39.560
<v Speaker 3>It's not well at that time.

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:42.279
<v Speaker 2>At that time, at the time, you didn't all you

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:44.080
<v Speaker 2>were very focused. You were like, I just want to

0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:45.759
<v Speaker 2>get to where I need to be.

0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I need to not be embarrassed. When I opened my mouth.

0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:49.640
<v Speaker 3>And you were embarrassed.

0:36:49.920 --> 0:36:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Of course, are you kidding me? What do you do

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 1>for a living? I just started comedy. It's the worst.

0:36:57.239 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 1>It's literally worth it's imagine what you do for a living.

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:03.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to be an actor. All of those things

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 1>are bad. Yeah, if you want to be one and

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 1>you haven't and you're just starting like you're like, I'm

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:09.759
<v Speaker 1>in UCB improv one on one.

0:37:09.880 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's gross.

0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:14.000
<v Speaker 2>But for Kareems, we were in open mics and there

0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:17.200
<v Speaker 2>were people who had just started, like I'm a comedian.

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:18.279
<v Speaker 3>You know what they look like?

0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:21.520
<v Speaker 2>You know, you know what those guys look, they did

0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:25.040
<v Speaker 2>not have no qualms about being like, oh yeah, I'm

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:28.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm a comedian. I perform at Calma Lounge on Wednesdays.

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:31.680
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you mean the open mic that's five dollars, yeah,

0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:32.440
<v Speaker 2>five minutes.

0:37:32.600 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:35.279
<v Speaker 4>They get on stage to not be funny and be like,

0:37:35.280 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 4>well my wife and I and.

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:40.719
<v Speaker 3>You said thirty three, they would be fifty five.

0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 1>But here's the difference. Are they hobbyists? Are they doing

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 1>it as a hobby because I was like, I am

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:49.520
<v Speaker 1>going to make money and make this a career.

0:37:49.840 --> 0:37:50.600
<v Speaker 3>I think a lot.

0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:53.799
<v Speaker 4>Waneople who start stand up think they're going to be

0:37:53.840 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 4>sending out Madison Square Garden at some point.

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:57.839
<v Speaker 3>You think. I think the men.

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:00.439
<v Speaker 4>I think all the men that are like, I'm gonna

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:03.200
<v Speaker 4>be a comic, it's because they watched other comedians say

0:38:03.239 --> 0:38:05.400
<v Speaker 4>crazy stuff and get big laughs and make a lot

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:06.759
<v Speaker 4>of money, and they're like, I could do that.

0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, people don't realize how much work it takes, Like

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:13.959
<v Speaker 1>it takes so much work every day, years upon years

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:17.280
<v Speaker 1>upon years of failures, and then something hits.

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:21.279
<v Speaker 3>What's your failures? Well, you have so many years.

0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:29.719
<v Speaker 1>There's so many failures. Yeah, but I feel fast. I

0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:32.200
<v Speaker 1>feeled really fast. I spent two years failing and then

0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 1>the first little which is not a long time. I'm no, no,

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm very aware. But I had this whole other life

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:41.520
<v Speaker 1>that I could draw lessons from. Right Like I had

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:43.640
<v Speaker 1>like worked at the New York Times, I had worked advice.

0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:47.800
<v Speaker 3>I had like, yes, get into my mom.

0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Had a daycare in the basement of My dad died

0:38:49.480 --> 0:38:51.080
<v Speaker 1>when I was twenty one. There's no nepida. And he

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:54.400
<v Speaker 1>was a criminal. And he was a criminal your nepo.

0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:55.640
<v Speaker 3>No I am.

0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:58.439
<v Speaker 1>I am my own daddy. Yes, I am my.

0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:03.120
<v Speaker 4>Own rich is all the title of the episode own daddy.

0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:06.879
<v Speaker 3>That's murdh. That is you gotta get you. I want

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:09.440
<v Speaker 3>to get a tie. I have my own daddy.

0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to get the jacket, the leather jacket with

0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 1>the back.

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's all a mess, but it works out

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:17.840
<v Speaker 3>in the end. What else did you want to?

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:21.120
<v Speaker 2>What else was the something that you Oh, the bachelor party,

0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:23.600
<v Speaker 2>but you didn't have a bachelor party.

0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:26.879
<v Speaker 1>It's not for me. Oh that's for a good friend. Tear.

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:28.399
<v Speaker 1>It's tearing apart. The group chat.

0:39:28.880 --> 0:39:29.759
<v Speaker 3>Let's talk about it.

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:31.800
<v Speaker 1>The group chat, which is called deep Down in John's

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:34.360
<v Speaker 1>as I just put them all on blasts.

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:39.520
<v Speaker 2>Come on, now I need Josh John's. But now, first

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:42.080
<v Speaker 2>of all, that's too long. It's too long, like it's

0:39:42.200 --> 0:39:44.959
<v Speaker 2>not showing up when like when we have our group chat,

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:47.360
<v Speaker 2>like we have one little thing and then I like,

0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 2>I know it's my group.

0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 1>What's the name of the group chat?

0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 3>None of your business? Come on, Marie, shut out, shout

0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:55.360
<v Speaker 3>out to ten percent.

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 1>How many people are in it? Like four five five?

0:39:59.760 --> 0:40:00.600
<v Speaker 1>That's so sick.

0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:03.440
<v Speaker 3>Then we have another group chat. Is it sisters?

0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Odd girls?

0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:07.240
<v Speaker 3>It might be hot.

0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Girls, but you know what sisters is. That's like in

0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:13.640
<v Speaker 1>a badly written film about two black friends and it's like, oh,

0:40:13.719 --> 0:40:24.360
<v Speaker 1>name the group chat, sisters. It's very close. Now the

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:26.760
<v Speaker 1>group chat. I think naming the group chat is really fun,

0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:30.680
<v Speaker 1>is it? Yeah? Pious Pipers, that's one of them. Safe

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:36.200
<v Speaker 1>space space, keep down in Johnnas three ass cheeks of

0:40:36.239 --> 0:40:38.759
<v Speaker 1>the Apocalypse, a lot of butt stuff.

0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Y'all are goofy fun. That's what malets are called.

0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:43.239
<v Speaker 1>Huh oh.

0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:43.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:45.839
<v Speaker 1>The male group chats are are I think the most

0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:47.359
<v Speaker 1>unhinged and also the same.

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 4>I would say that kids, are you guys waking up

0:40:51.560 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 4>in good mornings each other are you just starting just.

0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:59.720
<v Speaker 1>Now out the gate. It's just battle battle times, meme battles,

0:40:59.760 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>just ball busting. I got in trouble for taking the

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:05.400
<v Speaker 1>joke too far and Deep John and John Zanas because

0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:06.320
<v Speaker 1>the bachelor.

0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:11.320
<v Speaker 4>Party every time he says it, take a shot.

0:41:11.440 --> 0:41:14.399
<v Speaker 1>So in Deep Down, Deep Down on John Zanas, there

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:22.240
<v Speaker 1>is a there's a bachelor party being planned for John. No, oops,

0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 1>it's actually for Deep he is the Indian guy getting married. Uh.

0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:34.799
<v Speaker 1>And there there there is a reluctance. The bachelor does

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:37.440
<v Speaker 1>not want to have a bachelor party. But as an

0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Arab man, I had to explain to him that bachelor

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 1>parties are not for the bachelor. They're for the friends.

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:49.200
<v Speaker 1>In my culture, which is made up. I was like, no, no, no,

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:52.200
<v Speaker 1>it's I kept saying, in my culture, the bachelor party

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 1>is not for the bachelor. It's for the group of

0:41:54.239 --> 0:41:58.759
<v Speaker 1>friends who must accompany the bachelor, which is actually made up.

0:41:59.000 --> 0:42:01.840
<v Speaker 1>But they bought it. So now the bachelor party is

0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:03.719
<v Speaker 1>being planned and I was like, oh, this is fire.

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Let me throw in my my request. Let's have this

0:42:06.640 --> 0:42:09.719
<v Speaker 1>in Ireland, a place where we've never been, a place

0:42:09.760 --> 0:42:10.839
<v Speaker 1>where I'll probably never go.

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:12.760
<v Speaker 3>And you just picked it just to Pigot.

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 1>It's six hours away. I did a little research. It's

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>the same. It's the equivalent of going to l A.

0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 3>But it's not warm, and then may it will be warm.

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:21.440
<v Speaker 3>It'll be warm, and it's it's also beautiful.

0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you google it.

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I've never been to Oh, yes I did. Sorry,

0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:27.360
<v Speaker 3>I forgot.

0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Went to double last year. Were unimpressed. You you go.

0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:42.000
<v Speaker 3>The way you forgot quick. It took a while to

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:44.799
<v Speaker 3>find food that I like. Yeah, the food it was

0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:47.160
<v Speaker 3>scarce for for for a moment.

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:52.400
<v Speaker 1>But we're eating fish and chips like that's Britain. But porridge,

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah they eat weird.

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah it's not. I was like, okay, so I lost

0:42:56.600 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 3>five pounds. Here we went and got sushi.

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:01.279
<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, this here.

0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:05.680
<v Speaker 3>So you wanted to go to Ireland.

0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:09.279
<v Speaker 1>The phitched something out of the ordinary, and then somehow

0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 1>the top choice became Denver, Colorado. Worse. It is way worse.

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Denver is the is the like Ireland.

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's very Maybe your group is weed heavy,

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:27.760
<v Speaker 2>because that's the only reason why I would I suggest

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:30.879
<v Speaker 2>Denver because skiing no weed.

0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:35.239
<v Speaker 4>They smoked, don't don't you keep saying it Sidney. He

0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:36.320
<v Speaker 4>heard your dad with a criminal.

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:36.719
<v Speaker 3>She said.

0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 1>They they don't smoke weed. No one nobody smokes. We

0:43:41.760 --> 0:43:42.920
<v Speaker 1>what the is to do?

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't think they got this.

0:43:47.680 --> 0:43:50.279
<v Speaker 1>This is this is my white group. This is my.

0:43:53.239 --> 0:43:56.280
<v Speaker 3>Say you should.

0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Have with the name deep down in John's and I

0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:00.759
<v Speaker 1>thought you guys would know.

0:44:02.200 --> 0:44:04.480
<v Speaker 4>Of dudes that were gross, But now that makes it.

0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:06.720
<v Speaker 4>You said Denver, And it's like, why dudes that are grossing?

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:10.040
<v Speaker 1>But now it's tearing the group apart because there so

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:12.600
<v Speaker 1>there are there's a Jewish guy and Armenian guys. So

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:15.680
<v Speaker 1>they're not that they're kind of white, they're not fully white.

0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:18.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm the brownest on the spectrum in this group. And

0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:22.880
<v Speaker 1>they have now aligned themselves with me. Refugees band together,

0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:29.080
<v Speaker 1>semites band together, so we're we're pro Ireland. But now

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:32.320
<v Speaker 1>the whites in the group are really pushing on Denver

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:33.160
<v Speaker 1>and there's a battle.

0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 4>Now, Now what would the activities be in both cities?

0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:36.799
<v Speaker 4>That's what we need to know.

0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, Ireland, in my opinion, we drive.

0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Around already already losing me for a bachelor party.

0:44:44.600 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, well bothis or something.

0:44:47.280 --> 0:44:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Somebody just stay home and bring them, like, stay with

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:53.080
<v Speaker 2>the kids and the wive, girlfriends or whatever.

0:44:53.120 --> 0:44:54.920
<v Speaker 3>It's not gonna go to do in Denver. Go to

0:44:54.960 --> 0:44:56.440
<v Speaker 3>Red Rock is somebody performing?

0:44:56.640 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Literally, someone requested that today said they said, we can

0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:01.120
<v Speaker 1>see a concert at Red Rocks. I said, I would

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:02.799
<v Speaker 1>rather go to Cincinnati.

0:45:03.320 --> 0:45:04.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh damn, y'all a wash.

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Nobody has anything like exciting to put down listen.

0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 1>I yeah, we're trying to chill out. It's like a

0:45:14.680 --> 0:45:15.240
<v Speaker 1>chill trip.

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:17.960
<v Speaker 3>So why don't you go to Thailand?

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:19.440
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy?

0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:20.760
<v Speaker 3>Why is it crazy?

0:45:20.760 --> 0:45:24.600
<v Speaker 1>It's twenty four hours away. Yes, we got seventy two

0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:25.399
<v Speaker 1>hours for the trip.

0:45:25.480 --> 0:45:27.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh you only have to you want to. I don't

0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 3>want to be be like, oh what can we do

0:45:29.840 --> 0:45:35.320
<v Speaker 3>for the week? Bitch, let's go. If that's the last.

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Hurrah we out, that's crazy.

0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:42.720
<v Speaker 2>A Google Bachelor party destinations Vegas.

0:45:42.960 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 3>They all go to Vegas. I know they all goa

0:45:46.520 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 3>you guys are better.

0:45:47.239 --> 0:45:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Than that, better than Vegas. And also the group is

0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:52.760
<v Speaker 1>made up of I think four out of seven half kids.

0:45:53.760 --> 0:45:54.479
<v Speaker 3>What about what.

0:45:54.400 --> 0:46:00.120
<v Speaker 2>About like like Arizona, Sedona, like something like that. You

0:46:00.280 --> 0:46:03.000
<v Speaker 2>go to a wellness retreat spot.

0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:05.840
<v Speaker 1>That's too much in that direction, that's too much. I

0:46:05.840 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 1>feel like Ireland is both like, we got Dublin, we

0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:11.680
<v Speaker 1>can take a walking tour.

0:46:12.239 --> 0:46:16.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh walk and see whom on Sydney. I'm gonna stop

0:46:16.120 --> 0:46:19.480
<v Speaker 3>you right there. I'm gonna stop you right there.

0:46:19.600 --> 0:46:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Why.

0:46:20.400 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 4>Sydney and I were in Dublin. She was like, let's

0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:26.080
<v Speaker 4>let's go to this What did you say? It was

0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:29.560
<v Speaker 4>like a field or a hill and I was like, oh,

0:46:29.600 --> 0:46:31.279
<v Speaker 4>we'll take a bunch of pictures. I'll be in a

0:46:31.320 --> 0:46:33.959
<v Speaker 4>poppy field. Sydney had me on a full blown hike

0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:38.839
<v Speaker 4>in Dublin. I had on a platform, boots and a

0:46:38.880 --> 0:46:42.959
<v Speaker 4>Maxi search. Girl, I didn't I told you a hike?

0:46:43.000 --> 0:46:43.640
<v Speaker 3>What you thought?

0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:45.839
<v Speaker 2>She said, We're gonna go take pictures on this hill.

0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:48.439
<v Speaker 2>We had a good time.

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Spell to my death, sir. We had a blast the photos.

0:46:51.920 --> 0:46:56.879
<v Speaker 3>Ate it up, babe. You know what are you guys? Drinkers? Drink?

0:46:57.000 --> 0:46:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Somebody say fully drinking.

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:02.279
<v Speaker 1>But here's when I said walking tour. I mean like,

0:47:02.320 --> 0:47:04.480
<v Speaker 1>get an Irish guy to show us around.

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:05.560
<v Speaker 3>This is where the.

0:47:05.480 --> 0:47:08.759
<v Speaker 1>People blew up the IRA where we start. Yeah, I

0:47:08.800 --> 0:47:11.320
<v Speaker 1>love a walking tour. You don't do walking tours sometime

0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I go to a city. First thing I do go

0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:14.640
<v Speaker 1>on a walking door, get a lay of the land.

0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:17.000
<v Speaker 4>It's it's important to do it early so you can

0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 4>be like, oh, we gonna come back here.

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:19.960
<v Speaker 1>We did it. They want, you know, you know where

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:22.920
<v Speaker 1>to go? Yeah, yeah, I like the walking tour. You know,

0:47:22.920 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 1>they get the funny accents.

0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:30.360
<v Speaker 2>So why is it tearing everything? Is it really tearing

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:31.080
<v Speaker 2>everybody apart?

0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 3>What are you say?

0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Not reprimanded?

0:47:32.680 --> 0:47:33.359
<v Speaker 3>What did they say?

0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:38.319
<v Speaker 1>Because I kept using chat GPT to generate messages and

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>emails that were anti Denver, I had to stop.

0:47:42.400 --> 0:47:44.400
<v Speaker 2>We have to stop with the chat GBT. We have

0:47:44.560 --> 0:47:47.840
<v Speaker 2>no First of all, we're feeding chat GBT.

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I was feeding it, giving it liquid ivs. Use your brain,

0:47:56.400 --> 0:48:00.680
<v Speaker 1>I use my brain. I use my words, and then

0:48:00.680 --> 0:48:03.880
<v Speaker 1>I say, rewrite this to make it more intense or

0:48:03.920 --> 0:48:06.319
<v Speaker 1>more eloquent, or to sound more white. So that I

0:48:06.400 --> 0:48:06.840
<v Speaker 1>stopped it.

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 3>So I said, chat GBT, wipe this up.

0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, I have a code switched for me so

0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to worry about it.

0:48:15.360 --> 0:48:15.759
<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:18.480
<v Speaker 1>So so Chad I was. I kept doubling down. So

0:48:18.480 --> 0:48:20.560
<v Speaker 1>people were like, We're going to Denver, and I'd be like,

0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:23.840
<v Speaker 1>I would rather go to fucking Cincinnati. They have beers

0:48:23.880 --> 0:48:25.719
<v Speaker 1>there too, why do you want to go to Denver?

0:48:25.719 --> 0:48:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah blah blah. Here's if we want attractive women,

0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:31.360
<v Speaker 1>then of course we should go to No. If we

0:48:31.400 --> 0:48:34.799
<v Speaker 1>want unattractive women, we should definitely go to Denver so

0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:36.960
<v Speaker 1>we can look at some of the nastiest people on earth.

0:48:37.200 --> 0:48:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Like really getting it GPG wrote shut.

0:48:44.400 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 3>Throwing chat GBT underneath it.

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:48.359
<v Speaker 1>But I will read one of the messages that got

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:51.239
<v Speaker 1>me in. And then yesterday I got reprimanded. They said

0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:53.640
<v Speaker 1>that I'm making the bachelor who doesn't even want to

0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:56.400
<v Speaker 1>go on the trip in the first place, uncomfortable, And

0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:59.359
<v Speaker 1>I said, he's my friend. I can make him feel uncomfortable.

0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I can break his balls. That's what friends do. Like,

0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:03.120
<v Speaker 1>what are you guys talking about?

0:49:03.520 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 2>It's not during intense moments time and a place to

0:49:06.760 --> 0:49:07.359
<v Speaker 2>break a ball.

0:49:07.520 --> 0:49:11.759
<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen to this March seventh. Oh wow, Denver is

0:49:11.800 --> 0:49:14.880
<v Speaker 1>just so amazing. How could we ever consider anywhere else?

0:49:15.120 --> 0:49:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, where else can we find such a perfect

0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:23.000
<v Speaker 1>combination of insufferable frat bros, depressing architecture, and fat ugly women. Ooh,

0:49:23.800 --> 0:49:27.479
<v Speaker 1>but hey, maybe Brainerd, Minnesota is actually the real gem here.

0:49:27.520 --> 0:49:30.880
<v Speaker 1>It's got all the same incredible features, uninspired buildings, a

0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:33.359
<v Speaker 1>social scene that makes you want to claw your eyeballs out,

0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:35.560
<v Speaker 1>and the added bonus that we've already been there, so

0:49:35.600 --> 0:49:39.000
<v Speaker 1>we know exactly what kind of disappointment to expect. Honestly,

0:49:39.040 --> 0:49:41.920
<v Speaker 1>why would we just go with BRAINERD. It's basically Denver's

0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:45.440
<v Speaker 1>long lost twin of mediocracy. I am pumped to spend

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 1>time with you.

0:49:46.280 --> 0:49:51.320
<v Speaker 3>Dress day, eat them up session.

0:49:51.920 --> 0:49:55.000
<v Speaker 1>I know that's why it's tearing the group chat apart.

0:49:55.160 --> 0:49:59.320
<v Speaker 2>I would have reprimanded you seventy two hours, Reddit said

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:05.839
<v Speaker 2>go to go public golf courses in Denver or paintball

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:09.080
<v Speaker 2>uh Larimer Lounge for live.

0:50:09.080 --> 0:50:11.120
<v Speaker 1>Look at look at the group chat. This is what's

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:14.920
<v Speaker 1>happening in that's the chart that says this is the

0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:17.960
<v Speaker 1>percentage of people that want to go to Ireland.

0:50:17.600 --> 0:50:20.359
<v Speaker 2>Versus show the show the cameras so they could see

0:50:20.360 --> 0:50:23.839
<v Speaker 2>the percentage that's the vote, move it down if they

0:50:23.840 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 2>could actually So what's all.

0:50:24.880 --> 0:50:25.799
<v Speaker 3>The other colors?

0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, there was other options outside aside from Ireland. Okay,

0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:31.840
<v Speaker 1>there was Denver, Lake Tahoe.

0:50:31.880 --> 0:50:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Lake Tahos. That's dope.

0:50:33.600 --> 0:50:40.480
<v Speaker 1>They said no you at Utah Zion parentheses, Zion Berlin oh,

0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:45.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a party. Berlin only got thirteen point five percent.

0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:49.960
<v Speaker 4>They must think the wall is still there. Yeah, they said,

0:50:49.960 --> 0:50:51.560
<v Speaker 4>we don't want to go to half of Berlin.

0:50:51.640 --> 0:50:55.319
<v Speaker 2>Waiting about deep in and they don't want to go

0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:55.720
<v Speaker 2>to Berlin.

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:56.960
<v Speaker 3>There's so much aus.

0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Thing they don't want to go. Greetings Team, that's crazy.

0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:02.160
<v Speaker 1>See this is like how the email everyone's now using chat.

0:51:04.120 --> 0:51:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Greetings Team, I hope your week is off to a

0:51:05.960 --> 0:51:10.440
<v Speaker 1>great start. Following the updated input from x y Z,

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:13.719
<v Speaker 1>we have a shift in the destination preferences. Tahoe is

0:51:13.719 --> 0:51:16.000
<v Speaker 1>now the leading choice, with Ireland and second place and

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Utah in third, not even the Denver in sight. And

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:22.319
<v Speaker 1>then there was a coup a coup a coop, there

0:51:22.400 --> 0:51:25.080
<v Speaker 1>was a there was a cup. There was there was

0:51:25.120 --> 0:51:28.719
<v Speaker 1>a cup and they flipped it. And that's that's coming

0:51:28.760 --> 0:51:32.120
<v Speaker 1>from one of the semites in the group, Lavon, who

0:51:32.680 --> 0:51:33.160
<v Speaker 1>is with me.

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:37.319
<v Speaker 3>I hope your whole group chat light show ass up

0:51:37.360 --> 0:51:40.040
<v Speaker 3>in the comments I'm gonna get I think they come.

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:41.360
<v Speaker 1>They're very private people.

0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:45.040
<v Speaker 4>And how many weeks away is the bachelor party?

0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, then the dates got fucked, so now we have

0:51:48.600 --> 0:51:51.880
<v Speaker 1>now we're in now we're in date now there's so

0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 1>now there's deep down on Johnson and it's there's the

0:51:54.560 --> 0:51:58.360
<v Speaker 1>email thread, which by the way, started with a massive

0:51:58.480 --> 0:52:00.840
<v Speaker 1>error in that one of the guys was not C Seed.

0:52:01.280 --> 0:52:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh his email from ten years ago, his old work

0:52:05.000 --> 0:52:08.799
<v Speaker 1>email was was C Seed. And then I discovered that

0:52:08.880 --> 0:52:10.920
<v Speaker 1>it was the old email. I said, guys, he's not

0:52:11.040 --> 0:52:14.360
<v Speaker 1>answering because he's not fucking on the email thread. So

0:52:14.480 --> 0:52:16.959
<v Speaker 1>that started things. And then now there's a separate group

0:52:17.040 --> 0:52:20.040
<v Speaker 1>chat where the bachelor is off because apparently he's stressed

0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:21.840
<v Speaker 1>out overall all of the infighting.

0:52:21.920 --> 0:52:23.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he said, y'all talk you too much. He knew

0:52:23.920 --> 0:52:25.520
<v Speaker 3>a job Hi alerts.

0:52:25.719 --> 0:52:27.959
<v Speaker 2>First of all, if you were doing an email chain,

0:52:28.200 --> 0:52:30.080
<v Speaker 2>then we should not really be doing too much in

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:32.680
<v Speaker 2>a group chat because everything should be going to email. Hey,

0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:35.279
<v Speaker 2>did you guys see the email? That should all that

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:38.799
<v Speaker 2>should that would be the only thing discussed when you're

0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:40.839
<v Speaker 2>doing the email and you're doing the group chat. Now

0:52:40.880 --> 0:52:45.200
<v Speaker 2>we leave in everything, bah bah because email is too long, Like,

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:46.399
<v Speaker 2>that's too much for me to read.

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Put in a group chat? What you put in the email?

0:52:48.560 --> 0:52:50.360
<v Speaker 1>You want to know who's part of the problem.

0:52:50.520 --> 0:52:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Woo me.

0:52:52.200 --> 0:52:54.479
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to say that, but I was like, I.

0:52:54.440 --> 0:53:00.279
<v Speaker 1>Created the new group chat because I'm having so much fun.

0:53:00.400 --> 0:53:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Every look, they're still going.

0:53:02.719 --> 0:53:04.880
<v Speaker 3>Didn't you say he was chaotic? Didn't I say that.

0:53:04.840 --> 0:53:07.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm advocating for anywhere that does not require significant travel.

0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:11.200
<v Speaker 1>And then somebody goes advocate lmfao, who are you? And

0:53:11.200 --> 0:53:16.400
<v Speaker 1>then again another guy said, let's just do Manhattan. And

0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:19.200
<v Speaker 1>then another guy said, I'm voting for July August. Another

0:53:19.239 --> 0:53:21.880
<v Speaker 1>guy said, sorry, man, the date is no longer up

0:53:21.880 --> 0:53:25.640
<v Speaker 1>for negotiations. Please prayer hands ah.

0:53:25.920 --> 0:53:28.600
<v Speaker 3>When you're get you with the brand that is intoise.

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:28.759
<v Speaker 6>Oh.

0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:31.239
<v Speaker 1>And then right before we started potting, I suggested a

0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:33.480
<v Speaker 1>new space. I said, let's go to Iran, and I

0:53:33.520 --> 0:53:35.760
<v Speaker 1>sent to Google maps of Iran.

0:53:35.960 --> 0:53:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, now we know you're very unseerious and you just

0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:40.520
<v Speaker 2>wanted to start a fight.

0:53:41.160 --> 0:53:42.439
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm having a good time.

0:53:42.480 --> 0:53:43.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how.

0:53:43.680 --> 0:53:45.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what advice I could give for them,

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:47.839
<v Speaker 2>because for me, I'd be like, cancel the whole thing.

0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Well, he doesn't even want to cancer the whole thing.

0:53:50.480 --> 0:53:53.239
<v Speaker 4>You don't even want a bachelor party.

0:53:53.440 --> 0:53:54.240
<v Speaker 1>It is a bat report.

0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:56.520
<v Speaker 2>By the time the thing is about a bachelor party

0:53:56.600 --> 0:53:59.320
<v Speaker 2>or a bachelor report, we're supposed to be so looking

0:53:59.400 --> 0:54:02.480
<v Speaker 2>forward to. But the way this is going, by the

0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:04.480
<v Speaker 2>time y'all get there, somebody, a.

0:54:04.440 --> 0:54:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Real brawl is going to happen.

0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:07.719
<v Speaker 1>I think it's probably true, a real braw definitely gonna

0:54:07.719 --> 0:54:08.680
<v Speaker 1>get probably kidnapped.

0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:09.560
<v Speaker 3>It's too much build up.

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:13.000
<v Speaker 1>They're going to be mean to me, I think, or

0:54:13.040 --> 0:54:15.440
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be mean to them. I sent a heartfelt

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:19.040
<v Speaker 1>message yesterday fromt no I sent. I wrote it myself.

0:54:19.080 --> 0:54:21.600
<v Speaker 1>I said, I apologize for making the threat uncomfortable. I

0:54:21.640 --> 0:54:24.640
<v Speaker 1>will do better in the future. I am available. I'm

0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:26.759
<v Speaker 1>available for many of the days. Please let me know

0:54:26.800 --> 0:54:30.040
<v Speaker 1>what you all decide. And I will also send Bachelor

0:54:30.120 --> 0:54:32.920
<v Speaker 1>a basking Robin's gift card for the emotional damage I

0:54:32.960 --> 0:54:35.319
<v Speaker 1>have caused him. I guess I technically owe all of

0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:38.120
<v Speaker 1>you basking Robin's gift cards. Please send your addresses at

0:54:38.160 --> 0:54:40.440
<v Speaker 1>your earliest convenience and I'll get those sent out. Thank you.

0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:43.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm blocking you. I would definitely block you on

0:54:43.960 --> 0:54:47.640
<v Speaker 3>there because you got to get up off my line

0:54:47.680 --> 0:54:50.000
<v Speaker 3>with this bullshit. Now saream.

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Nobody is going to really hit you because you are

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:54.799
<v Speaker 2>the famous person out of the group. I do think

0:54:54.840 --> 0:54:57.760
<v Speaker 2>you should bring everybody from the group to subway takes

0:54:57.920 --> 0:55:00.560
<v Speaker 2>and every vision has beyond they don't look.

0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:04.640
<v Speaker 1>At this, say so, my nickname is Jumbo Jumbo fucked everything.

0:55:04.760 --> 0:55:07.839
<v Speaker 1>Rick's already sensitive and feels like he's burdening everyone by

0:55:07.840 --> 0:55:10.640
<v Speaker 1>taking their time. And then another guy goes, I'm out,

0:55:10.800 --> 0:55:15.680
<v Speaker 1>and then another guy goes lame ass non communicating white fox.

0:55:15.600 --> 0:55:18.640
<v Speaker 3>Loo Lol, that might be the title.

0:55:18.719 --> 0:55:22.280
<v Speaker 1>And then another guy who's one percent Egyptian goes, I'm Egyptian.

0:55:22.400 --> 0:55:23.920
<v Speaker 1>This is crazy. Don't call me white.

0:55:24.719 --> 0:55:26.400
<v Speaker 3>One percent of Egyptian is why.

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:29.440
<v Speaker 1>He took ancestry dot com and he discovered he was.

0:55:29.360 --> 0:55:32.000
<v Speaker 2>One percent the wrist, I think it might be one

0:55:32.080 --> 0:55:33.040
<v Speaker 2>percent Egyptian.

0:55:33.560 --> 0:55:37.440
<v Speaker 1>You're more than one percent for are you kidding me?

0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:40.319
<v Speaker 1>I mean Beyonce. I tried to take the whole thing.

0:55:40.840 --> 0:55:44.000
<v Speaker 1>They made that documentary about never t t No Cleopatra

0:55:44.719 --> 0:55:45.120
<v Speaker 1>that was.

0:55:45.080 --> 0:55:46.080
<v Speaker 3>In the group chat as well.

0:55:46.280 --> 0:55:48.840
<v Speaker 1>No No, that was in a different group chat that

0:55:48.920 --> 0:55:50.960
<v Speaker 1>was in people of color Kareem.

0:55:51.080 --> 0:55:55.759
<v Speaker 2>I think, oh, you know what, why didn't y'all get

0:55:55.800 --> 0:55:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Cowboy Carter tickets?

0:55:56.880 --> 0:56:01.279
<v Speaker 3>That would be a great batcher ladies, that's how you

0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:02.239
<v Speaker 3>did all it is.

0:56:02.719 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 2>You should say why don't we just go to Beyonce

0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 2>and then everybody will leave the group.

0:56:09.239 --> 0:56:10.800
<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea, but then I won't get to

0:56:10.800 --> 0:56:13.319
<v Speaker 1>go on a bachelor party. The bachelor party is my doing.

0:56:13.480 --> 0:56:15.879
<v Speaker 3>It's not going to be a party, friend the puppetmaster.

0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:19.080
<v Speaker 4>If you get married to your girlfriend wife, then you

0:56:19.120 --> 0:56:20.760
<v Speaker 4>could have your own bachelor show.

0:56:20.640 --> 0:56:22.799
<v Speaker 1>Them exactly how it's done. So when you do that,

0:56:23.280 --> 0:56:27.319
<v Speaker 1>I already threatened that. That's been. That's been. I threatened it,

0:56:27.360 --> 0:56:30.000
<v Speaker 1>el said, I said, you guys don't understand. You'll see

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:31.520
<v Speaker 1>what happens when it's my turn.

0:56:31.960 --> 0:56:34.240
<v Speaker 2>I think when people are planning stuff for a group,

0:56:34.400 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 2>they need to think about the group and not put

0:56:37.120 --> 0:56:40.919
<v Speaker 2>their own things, like project what they actually.

0:56:40.560 --> 0:56:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Want to agree. That's rude.

0:56:41.880 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I agree the way the way you get down is

0:56:45.080 --> 0:56:46.480
<v Speaker 2>not how everybody else gets down.

0:56:46.520 --> 0:56:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Wait, are you saying I'm the problem? You are?

0:56:53.120 --> 0:56:53.160
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:59.120
<v Speaker 1>I look, I also am the ball buster. I'm funny. No,

0:56:59.160 --> 0:57:00.960
<v Speaker 1>you don't think one thing you.

0:57:00.880 --> 0:57:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Said made me go ha hapy. Everything you said in

0:57:05.239 --> 0:57:07.360
<v Speaker 2>that man, I said, are we even friends?

0:57:08.600 --> 0:57:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Put? Are we put me in? Fucking wait?

0:57:18.880 --> 0:57:19.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean it would leave?

0:57:21.000 --> 0:57:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean it, okay, don't put in ten percent?

0:57:24.200 --> 0:57:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes, she is, she is.

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:47.400
<v Speaker 6>I'm making you one, Kareem.

0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:51.240
<v Speaker 2>I want to know, how do you would you consider

0:57:51.240 --> 0:57:54.760
<v Speaker 2>you guys friends because you've actually had experiences of friends,

0:57:54.760 --> 0:57:57.240
<v Speaker 2>because you have been together for a long time. Because

0:57:57.280 --> 0:58:02.040
<v Speaker 2>that long time, I think men equate like time with

0:58:02.160 --> 0:58:05.760
<v Speaker 2>friendship and not actual things.

0:58:06.160 --> 0:58:10.200
<v Speaker 1>It's both. Okay, we're longtime friends, and this is probably

0:58:10.240 --> 0:58:12.680
<v Speaker 1>the most intense it's ever been. Really, here's the thing.

0:58:12.880 --> 0:58:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm also I keep thinking it's a bit, but apparently

0:58:16.560 --> 0:58:18.880
<v Speaker 1>it seems as if no one else thinks it's a bit.

0:58:19.480 --> 0:58:21.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm just having fun. I'm like, I'm not actually

0:58:21.680 --> 0:58:24.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna send basket robins gift cards. I don't even know

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:29.280
<v Speaker 1>where basket not one. So that's what I'm saying. I'm

0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:31.439
<v Speaker 1>just having a good I'm like, let's keep it. Look,

0:58:31.680 --> 0:58:33.560
<v Speaker 1>if they want to go to Denver, I'll go to Denver.

0:58:34.080 --> 0:58:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I'll have a ye, keep myself entertaining.

0:58:38.040 --> 0:58:39.560
<v Speaker 2>And when you get there, I think that's when you

0:58:39.600 --> 0:58:41.680
<v Speaker 2>should pass out all the basket robbin cards.

0:58:41.680 --> 0:58:44.000
<v Speaker 1>No, when I get there, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm

0:58:44.040 --> 0:58:48.280
<v Speaker 1>already transitioning into excitement. So I've already found a really

0:58:48.320 --> 0:58:52.400
<v Speaker 1>great great pancakes establishment. I found a great a great

0:58:52.400 --> 0:58:53.480
<v Speaker 1>place for fish tacos.

0:58:55.720 --> 0:58:58.400
<v Speaker 3>Everyone explain what is actually fun anymore?

0:58:58.920 --> 0:59:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like you don't.

0:59:02.720 --> 0:59:03.000
<v Speaker 1>It's fine.

0:59:03.040 --> 0:59:06.200
<v Speaker 2>I think eating it depends. I think if we like

0:59:06.240 --> 0:59:08.400
<v Speaker 2>do tap us like we're sharing, that's fun.

0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:15.600
<v Speaker 1>That's not fun. Breakfast smell you don't, Well, they get

0:59:15.680 --> 0:59:16.880
<v Speaker 1>so create said.

0:59:18.600 --> 0:59:22.440
<v Speaker 3>We have to share pancakes, share soup with you.

0:59:23.320 --> 0:59:24.440
<v Speaker 1>That's discussion.

0:59:25.000 --> 0:59:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's from some slurpers. Again.

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:33.439
<v Speaker 2>The hair like, I can't because it will fall into

0:59:33.480 --> 0:59:42.320
<v Speaker 2>the ha falling in little salt and peppers are going

0:59:42.400 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 2>to get in there.

0:59:43.080 --> 0:59:44.760
<v Speaker 1>That's good flavor seasoning.

0:59:45.920 --> 0:59:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, But because you work a lot and you have

0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:53.560
<v Speaker 2>your kid and your your girlfriend, wife and your friend,

0:59:53.760 --> 0:59:55.880
<v Speaker 2>what is actually fun for you?

0:59:55.920 --> 1:00:01.400
<v Speaker 1>For me, yeah, this is fun. Maybe I'll start a podcast.

1:00:01.520 --> 1:00:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Never bring all the.

1:00:02.720 --> 1:00:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Equipment, you know.

1:00:06.880 --> 1:00:08.760
<v Speaker 2>You know what I hate when there is a trip

1:00:08.840 --> 1:00:12.320
<v Speaker 2>and someone is like doing work on the trip. Would

1:00:12.640 --> 1:00:16.040
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't work if you pull out your motherfucking laptop,

1:00:16.600 --> 1:00:20.560
<v Speaker 2>your MacBook Pro Wi while we're in that. Actually I've

1:00:20.560 --> 1:00:22.560
<v Speaker 2>done that. I remember I had to take a zoom.

1:00:22.800 --> 1:00:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I had to take a zoom while we were in Miami.

1:00:25.720 --> 1:00:28.520
<v Speaker 2>I took I did a zoom, I did.

1:00:28.760 --> 1:00:29.720
<v Speaker 3>I was like, why did I bring?

1:00:31.200 --> 1:00:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Did I just I don't.

1:00:34.320 --> 1:00:37.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't even really like to leave my it's a

1:00:37.760 --> 1:00:38.280
<v Speaker 3>it's a house.

1:00:38.760 --> 1:00:41.720
<v Speaker 1>It used to be not for the house. It used

1:00:41.720 --> 1:00:44.160
<v Speaker 1>to be the mobile. But now we have a mobile.

1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Right that Because people had desktops.

1:00:46.480 --> 1:00:51.600
<v Speaker 4>Now I've got this laptop that I and it's not

1:00:51.840 --> 1:00:54.520
<v Speaker 4>fair by the windows.

1:00:55.200 --> 1:00:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Your desk just st the window.

1:01:02.120 --> 1:01:04.160
<v Speaker 3>No, I was watching something last night and I just

1:01:04.200 --> 1:01:05.080
<v Speaker 3>had to watch.

1:01:06.800 --> 1:01:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Film and television on your laptop.

1:01:08.920 --> 1:01:10.840
<v Speaker 3>It was what was I watching? I was watching like The.

1:01:10.840 --> 1:01:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Family Guys or something. You're like a foreigner.

1:01:13.720 --> 1:01:16.760
<v Speaker 3>Why like I mean? And when I say last night,

1:01:16.760 --> 1:01:17.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean it.

1:01:17.080 --> 1:01:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Was like a study abroad. I wish watching Family Guy

1:01:22.520 --> 1:01:24.360
<v Speaker 1>on your phone at five thirty in the morning.

1:01:25.000 --> 1:01:27.120
<v Speaker 2>It's my allowed you to know that's my mess. My

1:01:27.200 --> 1:01:29.040
<v Speaker 2>mess is the college that I picked. I wish I

1:01:29.040 --> 1:01:29.960
<v Speaker 2>would have went to n y U.

1:01:32.120 --> 1:01:36.880
<v Speaker 3>Is the college as well that my credit is in shambles.

1:01:36.880 --> 1:01:40.040
<v Speaker 2>And if I win to n y U, I definitely

1:01:40.080 --> 1:01:42.360
<v Speaker 2>would be further along in comedy.

1:01:42.520 --> 1:01:46.120
<v Speaker 1>You would absolutely you would have a little bit of nepotism,

1:01:46.240 --> 1:01:49.640
<v Speaker 1>a sprinkle of this because if you go to n YU,

1:01:49.640 --> 1:01:56.040
<v Speaker 1>they're all in cahoots. They're all in cahoots. Back to

1:01:56.040 --> 1:01:57.200
<v Speaker 1>the group conversation.

1:01:57.360 --> 1:02:00.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, keeping keep us in line.

1:02:00.280 --> 1:02:02.480
<v Speaker 1>If you want to feature me, like, let me get

1:02:02.520 --> 1:02:03.560
<v Speaker 1>a feature for one day.

1:02:06.160 --> 1:02:07.200
<v Speaker 3>Everybody's gonna leave.

1:02:07.280 --> 1:02:08.680
<v Speaker 1>No, I can.

1:02:08.800 --> 1:02:12.640
<v Speaker 3>I can attest that you would be one annoying Do.

1:02:12.560 --> 1:02:15.080
<v Speaker 2>You can you write your paragraphs or do you do

1:02:15.160 --> 1:02:18.320
<v Speaker 2>the individual text? I'm an individual text. So it looks

1:02:18.320 --> 1:02:20.680
<v Speaker 2>like so when you lots of life.

1:02:21.240 --> 1:02:22.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, it's not for me.

1:02:23.160 --> 1:02:26.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm like a mix send a thing, Lord, just

1:02:26.960 --> 1:02:30.000
<v Speaker 4>hold me. I'm also all of my group chats are muted.

1:02:30.480 --> 1:02:33.040
<v Speaker 4>Like this morning, I woke up and I said, yeah, damn,

1:02:33.120 --> 1:02:36.120
<v Speaker 4>they've been texting since five am. And I just liked

1:02:36.120 --> 1:02:38.880
<v Speaker 4>a couple of things and then I said something and

1:02:38.880 --> 1:02:40.200
<v Speaker 4>then and I left it on me.

1:02:40.280 --> 1:02:41.960
<v Speaker 1>We have to so there's no harmon. Light me in

1:02:42.000 --> 1:02:44.960
<v Speaker 1>for a little bit, like I think you present to

1:02:45.000 --> 1:02:48.000
<v Speaker 1>the group chat. Hey, guys, we have a guest for

1:02:48.080 --> 1:02:48.720
<v Speaker 1>the next day.

1:02:49.280 --> 1:02:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh that might give me the new show. The new

1:02:51.400 --> 1:02:56.680
<v Speaker 2>show is, uh, you know, be my guest. You have

1:02:56.800 --> 1:02:59.440
<v Speaker 2>one day to ipress the group chat to see if

1:02:59.480 --> 1:02:59.960
<v Speaker 2>you can get in.

1:03:00.080 --> 1:03:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let them know. No, No, I don't want to

1:03:01.640 --> 1:03:02.160
<v Speaker 1>stand that.

1:03:02.080 --> 1:03:02.880
<v Speaker 3>You don't want to stand.

1:03:03.080 --> 1:03:04.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to do a set. I want to do.

1:03:05.120 --> 1:03:06.360
<v Speaker 1>I want to I want to spot.

1:03:06.600 --> 1:03:07.280
<v Speaker 3>I want to spot.

1:03:07.440 --> 1:03:10.000
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a nightmare. You would love me in there,

1:03:10.600 --> 1:03:12.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say no, I would have your support?

1:03:12.400 --> 1:03:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Correct, really don't have.

1:03:15.080 --> 1:03:18.440
<v Speaker 2>We're fully against you, got it right now?

1:03:19.040 --> 1:03:22.880
<v Speaker 1>What kind of audience capacity like on the spot? Is anyone?

1:03:23.120 --> 1:03:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Is anyone gonna be support?

1:03:24.600 --> 1:03:28.760
<v Speaker 2>It's it's it's it's copperrolls, it's hot game generally speaking.

1:03:28.800 --> 1:03:29.200
<v Speaker 1>And support.

1:03:29.640 --> 1:03:35.400
<v Speaker 2>It's people at work, people who drive, it's London loding.

1:03:35.560 --> 1:03:37.760
<v Speaker 3>Can you people that wear glasses.

1:03:40.960 --> 1:03:42.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm an everyman. I'm a man of the people. I

1:03:42.760 --> 1:03:47.160
<v Speaker 1>think people will support me. I hope so, but really

1:03:47.600 --> 1:03:50.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I don't even care.

1:03:50.680 --> 1:03:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Hear moose.

1:03:55.160 --> 1:03:57.520
<v Speaker 2>You're taking people on a journey right now because they

1:03:57.520 --> 1:03:58.400
<v Speaker 2>were with you then.

1:03:58.520 --> 1:04:01.440
<v Speaker 3>Now we're against you. Now they were Now they're like

1:04:01.640 --> 1:04:02.280
<v Speaker 3>to get them off.

1:04:02.360 --> 1:04:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm winning them back. I'm trying to win the back.

1:04:08.040 --> 1:04:11.720
<v Speaker 2>How did you get your wife girlfriend? How did you

1:04:12.280 --> 1:04:12.920
<v Speaker 2>persuade her?

1:04:14.120 --> 1:04:17.560
<v Speaker 4>She said, it wasn't your personality and.

1:04:17.880 --> 1:04:20.480
<v Speaker 3>What was your opening line? Well?

1:04:20.520 --> 1:04:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Here, So we met on the internet on a dating

1:04:25.280 --> 1:04:27.760
<v Speaker 1>dating app, that I will not name. No free advertising

1:04:28.480 --> 1:04:32.200
<v Speaker 1>were sponsor the show. Dating apps. See this is I'm

1:04:32.200 --> 1:04:35.840
<v Speaker 1>winning the audience by helping you guys. So it was

1:04:35.840 --> 1:04:44.720
<v Speaker 1>on and I had don't contact me or something like that.

1:04:44.760 --> 1:04:47.000
<v Speaker 1>You know, they had that. They had these prompts. It

1:04:47.080 --> 1:04:49.280
<v Speaker 1>was like, send me a message if you like, and

1:04:49.320 --> 1:04:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I put breakfast for dinner. Mm hmmm, which I like

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast for dinner. So she hit me like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>was cute, and now you also like breakfast for dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>just saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, don't you have a wife, girlfriend, Look don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm simply platonically engaging in a discussion about breakfast for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>She likes it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, gaslight, it's very intelligence.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not nice. This is not nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You in the good chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it feels good. I like it. It feels good.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had that in the thing she tapped. She

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<v Speaker 1>gave me the like oh. And then I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it sometime, and then she ignored me, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I said, hey, are you available? And then she

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<v Speaker 1>said no, I just moved back to New York. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting my life together. And I said okay. I waited

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<v Speaker 1>some more and then said hey, and she said I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really busy right now. And I said, fuck it. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I said the next time, I said, hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in your neighborhood, because it said where she lived. Said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in your neighborhood right now if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>swing by for a smoothie. And she said, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right next to my house. I'll be right down.

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<v Speaker 1>Little did she know I was actually at my home.

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<v Speaker 1>So so she was like, I'll be down in fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes or something, or like a half hour. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh shit, and so I ran. But along the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I was sprinting like Forrest Gump, like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was, so, you was gonna get to this place sweaty

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<v Speaker 3>as hill.

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<v Speaker 1>I was okay with that. You were I can make

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<v Speaker 1>up an excuse.

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<v Speaker 3>My mouth is wide open.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. On the way there, I got

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<v Speaker 1>stopped by someone. They pulled a kareem. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were going to say, but then I

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<v Speaker 3>got pulled of it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was on. I was like, no, that would

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<v Speaker 1>be crazy, that would be crazy. I no, I got stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>I got stopped. I saw like three acquaintances and I

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<v Speaker 1>had to at least you know, give them minute two

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<v Speaker 1>minutes each. And then I was running, running, running, and

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<v Speaker 1>I made it. She was already there, and you are

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm a liar. I'm literally you're a liar.

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<v Speaker 4>So you run into the thing exactly and she's she's

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<v Speaker 4>there smelling.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking great, smelling good, exactly as the pictures had shown.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, and then she was in there

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<v Speaker 1>arguing with the barista about having her dog.

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<v Speaker 3>She had dog that was the cod block dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>No longer with us, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Way to bring where's the sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not dead, he's he's no longer with us, as

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<v Speaker 1>in in my own.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not dead. It's crazy, sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it back, take it back, he's no longer with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring the house. But so then they were arguing, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, look you go outside.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to diffuse the diffuse. Diffuse the diffuse. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bring it down. Use this situation. What can I get?

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<v Speaker 1>You also get a bonus cookie for her, not the

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<v Speaker 1>dog dogs They're not for me. And so then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>then we sit then we have like a nice pleasant

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<v Speaker 1>She said that the minute she saw me, she was

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<v Speaker 1>like hard.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, sweaty, your hair probably mashed to your forehead and

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<v Speaker 4>you grill breathing hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I bring Can I bring her on the pot?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I want to ask her what's worse a liar

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<v Speaker 2>or somebody who's sweaty or both.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a guy or a thirty three year old aspiring.

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<v Speaker 2>To me, that's the that's the that's that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Wearing a grill and blue velure corduroy pants. Now the

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<v Speaker 1>orange shirt. The whole thing was crazy orange, like orange

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<v Speaker 1>bright orange shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>And she sat there and entertained it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the well for the first ten to fifteen minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, this guy's awful, and then slowly she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, he's not so bad, because she had

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<v Speaker 1>the same she has the same. Uh. The first impression, now,

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<v Speaker 1>the first impression of like this guy's chaotic and crazy

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<v Speaker 1>and unhinged and like insane, which is really not true, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>of course I'm saying things that are a little more exaggerated,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like I'm not truly unhinged. I'm just are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure what I'm doing is intentional? Like in my mind,

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<v Speaker 1>in my heart and my mind, I'm actually very zend out,

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<v Speaker 1>like I could live a very drama free like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>creating the drama for fun, for my own entertainment and engagement.

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<v Speaker 1>But in reality, I'm gainfully employed. I'm providing for my family.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm having a good I have a good, nice, pleasant,

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<v Speaker 1>relaxing situation right now. When you met her, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>responsible adult. But I put out an energy of like

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<v Speaker 1>Kramer actually like really like, no.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all the time we have for you ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know what I feel the riz and obviously

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<v Speaker 2>she likes the madness, so that's why.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And also you like women who I feel like, say no.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I like to you like a challenge, like the pursuit.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she said, honestly, the first date and then and

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<v Speaker 1>then and then she was into me right away. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lie.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe it. Believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she said, fifteen times were standing.

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<v Speaker 1>She persisted. Nevertheless, he persisted, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>What we learned here today. You gotta keep going, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>keep keep going.

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<v Speaker 4>And ladies, sometimes you're not really I mean, we know

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<v Speaker 4>this sometimes I know unless it's.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't have to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't know, these people, not y'all. But some people

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<v Speaker 2>knew listeners. Hey, they could be done.

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<v Speaker 1>She also, I will say, she didn't say no, she

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<v Speaker 1>just said I'm busy. She gave she was curving me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's no.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm busy.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I can't tell me it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Busy, and I'm outside your way. E Marie, I'm downstairs.

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<v Speaker 3>You throw something at me. You got it there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an invitation. It was an invitation.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad it worked out for you because you did.

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<v Speaker 4>Truly, first impressions are everything, and you sound like you

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<v Speaker 4>had the worst first impression you could possibly.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's not forget that. There was then, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>first impression, but then there was a year of turmoil,

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<v Speaker 1>no tumultuous.

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<v Speaker 2>You said, if you want to be with me, if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to live with me, you have to get

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<v Speaker 2>rid of your dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, No, I didn't do that. Yeah, that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not that's not I'm projecting.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was actually taking care of her dog, taking

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<v Speaker 1>it on walks and training it. It was untrained, which

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<v Speaker 1>is one of my biggest pet peeves.

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<v Speaker 3>In a smoothie place.

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<v Speaker 1>That dog was rude. It was digging holes. Our first date,

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<v Speaker 1>I was the one that was turned off. It was

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<v Speaker 1>digging holes, and she was like, letting it dig holes.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a like in your house in the park,

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<v Speaker 1>like we were sitting in a park. It was digging

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<v Speaker 1>the hole the size of the stable, and I wanted

1:12:42.360 --> 1:12:45.240
<v Speaker 1>to say, like, lady, your dog is digging a humongous hole.

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<v Speaker 1>People are looking at the hole. This is uncouth. Uncouth.

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<v Speaker 2>I like uncous for the first year because it was

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<v Speaker 2>an on and off again because we had both just

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<v Speaker 2>been divorced.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she put that in a profile.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>We discovered that on maybe the third day. Because because

1:13:04.680 --> 1:13:06.200
<v Speaker 1>women are like, you need to know my business.

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<v Speaker 2>That's something you should put in a profile. I think

1:13:08.960 --> 1:13:14.280
<v Speaker 2>it's meant, yes, don't lead with divorce. No, you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>leave a divorce.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me know. I don't want to show up right.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking you you you know you fresh, no baggage? What

1:13:21.720 --> 1:13:26.360
<v Speaker 2>divorce different type of energy, but everybody has different types

1:13:26.360 --> 1:13:28.840
<v Speaker 2>of baggage. I think putting divorced on the.

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<v Speaker 4>Profile will make people who might actually work out with

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<v Speaker 4>you not even want to try.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you gotta you gotta say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Early in the dating we did mutual third date revealed

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I got to tell you something and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>so do I exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, let me tell you. I showed up right away.

1:13:48.240 --> 1:13:50.760
<v Speaker 2>I said, hey, I'm a lesbian. And the men were like,

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<v Speaker 2>so what, and there it was there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like we started, Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>I am into women. I'm here one with a man. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a lesbian.

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<v Speaker 3>So I swear to you.

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<v Speaker 2>They were one guy was like upset, like visibly, like,

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<v Speaker 2>so why are you here?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you said, did you know you were a lesbian

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<v Speaker 1>before you went on the date?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, because that's not giving lesbian energy to be on.

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<v Speaker 2>A day with a man, it's giving unemployed because I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was very I was fresh back from l A.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, I got all the time. Maybe let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to brunch, lunch, dinner, Let's have dinner for brunch,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go to the after hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever you want. I'm available.

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<v Speaker 1>That's insane, is crazy. Yeah, that's like me going on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with a gay guy.

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<v Speaker 4>And being like, I'm straight and like you would do that,

1:14:42.880 --> 1:14:45.400
<v Speaker 4>but yeah, I feel like you would do it.

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<v Speaker 3>For the content.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not baiting. I'm not baiting anyone.

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<v Speaker 6>We have.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a message we want to read. We do

1:14:51.720 --> 1:14:53.880
<v Speaker 4>have a mester a listener. Yes, we want you to

1:14:53.880 --> 1:14:54.959
<v Speaker 4>tell us if it's messy.

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<v Speaker 1>Or just you want me to be involved in us.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to read it out.

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<v Speaker 4>This is your test to see if you can you

1:15:03.320 --> 1:15:06.759
<v Speaker 4>can cut it in the group chat. Is it worth

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<v Speaker 4>possibly putting honey in my bathroom towel? So my twenty

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<v Speaker 4>nine she's twenty nine female husband thirty learns to get

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<v Speaker 4>his own and stop using mine. Okay, my husband is

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<v Speaker 4>thirty and I have been married for eight years. He

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<v Speaker 4>has little quirks that drive me nuts, but I love

1:15:25.240 --> 1:15:27.960
<v Speaker 4>him dearly. However, one of these quarks is starting to

1:15:28.080 --> 1:15:31.880
<v Speaker 4>really irritate me. He always uses the used towel I've

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<v Speaker 4>hung up to dry and use during my next shower.

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<v Speaker 4>Not only does he use it, but after he's done,

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<v Speaker 4>he lays it flat on the floor so he doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>slip and doesn't hang it back up.

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<v Speaker 3>That's nasty.

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<v Speaker 4>After numerous times getting out of the shower only to

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<v Speaker 4>find no towel on the rack, I finally and kindly

1:15:50.320 --> 1:15:51.920
<v Speaker 4>asked him to stop using my towel.

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<v Speaker 3>He got super defensive.

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<v Speaker 4>I told him I was getting tired of having to

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<v Speaker 4>trop through the carpet and into the hallway naked.

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<v Speaker 3>And cold to grab a towel after my shower.

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<v Speaker 4>He told me I was being unreasonable and that the

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<v Speaker 4>answer to my concern is for me to check that

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<v Speaker 4>my towel is there before I shower. That totally pissed

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<v Speaker 4>me off. I thought he'd see the fair solution to

1:16:11.479 --> 1:16:13.519
<v Speaker 4>be that he should check for his own towel and

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<v Speaker 4>go and get one for himself, But instead he just

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<v Speaker 4>thinks I'm nagging and getting upset over nothing. It honestly

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<v Speaker 4>seems childish, and thanks to my overdeveloped sense of justice,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm debating resorting to the level of his immaturity to

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<v Speaker 4>teach him a lesson.

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<v Speaker 3>My solution is to prank my husband. He hates being sticky, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I planned on putting honey all on the inside of

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<v Speaker 4>my towel and hanging it up to hide the stickiness

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<v Speaker 4>from him. When he goes to dry himself, all instantly

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<v Speaker 4>gets sticky.

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<v Speaker 3>However, this could obviously backfire.

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<v Speaker 4>And make me look like I'm overreacting. So what do

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<v Speaker 4>we think, Fight fire with fire or just start getting

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<v Speaker 4>a new towel every shower. I don't think he's going

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<v Speaker 4>to stop using.

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<v Speaker 1>Mind divorce divorce. I mean, look, this is exactly that

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<v Speaker 1>this is. This is similar to my experience in the

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor party, fire with fire. I think, put the honey

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<v Speaker 1>in there, Yeah, and report it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, put the honey in there. It's harmless prank.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, My husband hates being sticky.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hilarious, she said, I I have to go out

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<v Speaker 1>outside in the hallway, cold and naked.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, babe, I think you need to get a bathrobe

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<v Speaker 4>for the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's a good wait, this is a good point.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeahthe but also sticky towel for him.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, Yeah, sticky towel. I'm also on. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like the honey is not even it's not bad. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know he hates being sticky, But is

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<v Speaker 1>there something else that she could do that's worse?

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<v Speaker 3>Put period on it? I would, I would.

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<v Speaker 2>I would period on the on the towel and you

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<v Speaker 2>put it is.

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<v Speaker 1>A little sticky.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not this.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Mike's hot, honey on the yes, or he is hot,

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<v Speaker 4>he will not.

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<v Speaker 1>Go in his pep hole business. Yeah, honey might be

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<v Speaker 1>better because this definitely sounds like a white couple. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, so he's his.

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<v Speaker 2>The first of all, when I heard who is my

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<v Speaker 2>wet towel nasty?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? I want to know. So he's using her wet

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<v Speaker 1>towel like he's a dog, and then he's putting the

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<v Speaker 1>towel on the floor like he's a dog, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he hangs it back.

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<v Speaker 3>Up on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she needs to leave him, because what if

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<v Speaker 2>you can't understand how using my wet towel is like

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<v Speaker 2>where's the boundaries too?

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<v Speaker 3>And then you leave it on the floor? Are you

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<v Speaker 3>a child?

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<v Speaker 6>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>None of this would get me.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn as a woman like I would look at every

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<v Speaker 2>time he would want to cook up. I would be like,

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<v Speaker 2>wet towel on the floor that you use, that's mine nasty?

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<v Speaker 3>But also you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't like being sticky. But he's okay with using a

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<v Speaker 4>wet towel.

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<v Speaker 2>Period on the towel. I'm telling you it's gonna be amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just you said, honey, I say, period.

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<v Speaker 1>How many towels do you think this family house?

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<v Speaker 3>Not enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like they have a towel for the family one

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<v Speaker 4>literally want to send them towels.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, get the sponsors.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you ought to put more towels in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, they're too young. Why are they married.

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<v Speaker 3>They've been together for eight years. That's breakup. You gotta

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<v Speaker 3>meet somebody else, meet.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody else that understands that to get their own time.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I have another question. Why aren't there just two towels?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying, like like on separate sides, like

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<v Speaker 1>his towels howl left her towels on the right.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like he just do they live in a

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<v Speaker 3>studio apartment? What's going on? Tow must they must have

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<v Speaker 3>no closet space or nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>This sounds crazy unless he's being like intentionally uh ob to.

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<v Speaker 2>This is driving me wild, and they again, I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 2>the group chat because it's not really making any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>My fear about the honey and the towel, though, is

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<v Speaker 4>he's going to use the side that don't have no

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<v Speaker 4>honey on it and then put the sticky side down

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<v Speaker 4>and now they got honey on your floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what you were worried about.

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<v Speaker 2>I was worried that he was gonna use it on

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<v Speaker 2>his face and get in his eye and then he

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<v Speaker 2>has to go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>That's his business. That's funny. I think that's quite funny.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to go to the hospital for that.

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<v Speaker 3>You never know.

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<v Speaker 1>The little kids put honey on their face all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>hot though, fuck it.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen. This podcast is sponsored by Mike's Honey.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope so and the towel brand. Is there any

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<v Speaker 1>towel brands out there?

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<v Speaker 2>Parachute, Brooklyn they make towels too, They got towels.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I have some Brooklyn on towels. How many

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<v Speaker 1>towles do you guys have.

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<v Speaker 3>In my home? Yeah? Maybe like five.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice for one person, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Really use the towels. I have two bathrooms, and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>put a different bathroom every.

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<v Speaker 4>Time I get off the get out of the shower,

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<v Speaker 4>so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Could lotion my BODYO. That's smart.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're like a slow Oh yeah, you're like a

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<v Speaker 1>slow get ready sort of person.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm a slow I'm a slow until already late.

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<v Speaker 2>And then from the tent towels, yes, you know the number.

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<v Speaker 3>I know how many I ordered because it's a new apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just want to have enough towel for me

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<v Speaker 2>my guests, you know, like I want to do it

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I I come from a I was living with a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would constantly have to get new towels because

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, where the the towels?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Do they have my towels?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I have my towel? I don't know who has

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<v Speaker 2>the towels? So now abundant mindset.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm bringing from a place of black being here.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you great, I've learned so much.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a chaotic uh, you know, controlled charming, chaos, charming

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<v Speaker 2>chaoses and that yes, and the fact that you are

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<v Speaker 2>able to show up sweaty, late, lying divorced in corduroys

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<v Speaker 2>and an orange top uh and and aspiring wife girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>baby mother.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, you should give the ten talk. Help them help

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<v Speaker 3>the other men's out.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, they don't need any more help because I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>there's so many other stories just like you, And I

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<v Speaker 2>bet you these guys don't even look half as good

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<v Speaker 2>as you do.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a very nice there, it is. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>guys so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Periods.

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<v Speaker 1>Please just group on the towel.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not one hour?

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<v Speaker 1>One hour?

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<v Speaker 3>Is you already out? I'll pay you pay, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>You want to get in what the.

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<v Speaker 1>Sponsored by Kareem.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, where where can the people listening catch you? Tell

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<v Speaker 4>them where you're at.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a new podcast called Suboy Takes Uncut, which is

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<v Speaker 1>on Spotify and Apple and YouTube and such. Kareem on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody takes on Instagram and TikTok and I'm just around.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>You snagged the Kareem handle.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I was poor, I tried to sell it

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<v Speaker 1>to Kareem abdul Jabbar and shut up. Yeah, and how

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<v Speaker 1>much were you trying to sell it? For? Five K?

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<v Speaker 1>And what did he say? He ignored me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but now I have because the real Karem.

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<v Speaker 1>This was inspiring comedian. I was like, I'm poor, I

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<v Speaker 1>need I need five thousand dollars. I DMed every famous

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<v Speaker 1>Kareem and I said, I'll sell you my name for

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<v Speaker 1>five K.

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<v Speaker 3>How many other famous Kareems are there?

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<v Speaker 1>There's like five. There's a skateboarder, a photographer, a basketball player.

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<v Speaker 3>And now you you're on that list? Are you on Forbes?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not on Forbes.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty sweaty undersweat Forbes sweaty undersweaty another title.

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<v Speaker 1>Love this so fun? Thank you, Thank you, miss you.

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<v Speaker 1>Moore No I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we're here. This is friendship and now you're mister again.

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<v Speaker 1>See you when Denver may.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, wait, remember that we need.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the number?

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<v Speaker 4>Seven six three two eight zero six five eight eight,

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<v Speaker 4>Sydney say it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I had already forgotten. I was like seven six

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<v Speaker 3>three two eight zero six five hey eight. Please again,

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