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Speaker 1: Oh you're listening to mess ah wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow another day, another dollar, another mess.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean today was one of those days where I

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Speaker 4: But you know, I love when you're late because it's

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Speaker 4: like one takes a little pressure off my back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but do you care even if I am one time,

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Speaker 2: You're like whatever, they know what time?

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Speaker 3: I'm no, no, no, no, I do care.

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Speaker 4: Today I was literally like trying to figure out should

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Speaker 3: Should I take a car to Fulton Street.

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Speaker 4: I was trying to like jigsaw it so that I

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Speaker 4: wouldn't be as late as I ended up being. But

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Speaker 4: that's only because you said I'll be there at this time,

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Speaker 4: and I said.

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Speaker 3: I'm right behind her. So I'm gonna take the regular train.

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Speaker 2: But I will say my medication is working. Because I

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Speaker 2: was less anxious about it. I was like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: get there. When I get there, that's it.

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Speaker 3: And so I was like, you know what, this is

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Speaker 3: why you have to do the work. And by the way,

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Speaker 2: Drugs, yes, the drug the drug pro drugs here?

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Speaker 4: Oh always I think dare taught me free drugs is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but no one told me that prescription drugs were

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Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be more fun. Really, Yeah, all.

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Speaker 4: The white ladies have been doing it since the sixties

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Speaker 3: Seem like they're having a pretty good time.

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Speaker 2: Well they're taking prescription prescription drugs, but they're not supposed to.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually taking it the prescribed way.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, the only person in the world taking it

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Speaker 4: I was just about to say, no one's ever thrown

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Speaker 4: any adderable at me, because you actually need it.

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Speaker 3: You need to get it prescribed. Friend, you will take

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Speaker 3: it and you're be like, oh is that yo? I'm honestly,

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Speaker 3: it'll be like the limitless pill.

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Speaker 4: This is gonna be getting stuff done and I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: Wow. It's sometimes I think do I need an assistant?

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Speaker 3: But maybe I don't need an assistant. I need at

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Speaker 2: Wait, remember when I this is when I was in

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Speaker 2: He was like, uh yeah, will not be getting you

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Speaker 3: Do you want to be focused and depressed? Well? Do

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Speaker 3: you want to be not depressed and unfocused?

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Speaker 3: I ooh, that's a hard question.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna because I feel like sometimes when you're depressed,

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Speaker 2: you're in the pocket, like you're doing things unhinged, you're unwell,

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Speaker 2: and sometimes unwell hits in the algorithm.

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Speaker 3: But when you're doing it was hitting the algorithm.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but we're doing good and you're like just being

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I don't remember what I had asked.

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Speaker 3: the ADHD friend, Thank you so much. Did you have

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Speaker 4: I mean the mess is that my life is I

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Speaker 3: But that's I think what you sound like when you're

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Speaker 2: You only sound crazy if you don't look like you're

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Speaker 3: Like, I'm doing great. You're like, this bitch is lying.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that the blunch tiny Beyonce mid bang is a

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Speaker 3: I don't know the algorithm. God's are on my side,

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Speaker 3: That's all it's about. Yeah, but I did.

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Speaker 4: I bumped into somebody the other day, Like I was

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to be like like I'm trying to

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Speaker 4: And I could tell that she was stressed, and I

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Speaker 4: And she was like none of this, Matt. Like the

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Speaker 4: But I was like, I was like, anyway, how are you?

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, okay, yeah, well sending love and light. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's hard when someone's like how are you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's I here's a mess. This is my

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Speaker 2: We got a sandwich, okay, we gotta start with something good,

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Speaker 2: then trauma dump, then we got it in with something good.

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Speaker 2: I cannot start nothing with the boom. Yeah, my neighbor

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Speaker 2: be like, your hair looks good. You know, your teeth

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Speaker 3: You looked great. So not bad good bad, but good

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Speaker 2: You gotta get me repped up to get excited for

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Speaker 2: end of the world shit.

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Speaker 4: But don't you don't you hate when someone calls you

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Speaker 4: and they're talking and you could tell they're beating around

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Speaker 3: Don't you wanted to just get to the point. No,

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Speaker 2: That's bullshit, red like it's it's the.

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Speaker 3: You know when we're what is it when you call?

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Speaker 2: When you're like before you hook up, like the kiss

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Speaker 2: in the the dating caressing, No before you four play

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Speaker 2: you got a floor, play me into the trauma dumping.

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Speaker 2: Do not hit me up top with the oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I just lost my job bitch, No, I can't have

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Speaker 4: My my mad's just hit it. Just maybe you're supposed

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Speaker 4: to find the good in it. Well, I just lost

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Speaker 4: my job. Well, girl, you hated that place anyway, that's

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Speaker 2: You know what the good for me is? You know what, girl,

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Speaker 2: my managers call me. I'm gonna call you right back.

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Speaker 3: Click that.

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Speaker 2: That is the good for me because I can't because

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Speaker 2: you're still in ployed.

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Speaker 1: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: Well, I love that for you. Let's bring our guests into.

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Speaker 2: Are very well employed, booked, busy, blessed guest.

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Speaker 3: Wow, kareem, you're here.

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Speaker 1: What's up? You guys are glowing. I mean, we're not

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Speaker 3: Let the record show that this is what we look like.

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Speaker 1: You look great.

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Speaker 3: The studio doesn't actually really careful.

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Speaker 1: I'm always I'm always captivated, truly.

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Speaker 2: Well, I would say I was like, maybe it's the

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Speaker 2: glowing for Marie is bouncing and permonating around the whole.

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Speaker 1: I like this vibe of that Marie has right now. Yes,

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Speaker 4: Like you know how everyone's like people always like this

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Speaker 4: is gonna be my years.

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Speaker 3: I know that it's mine.

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Speaker 1: You have toxic positivity, toxic. I love that I have that.

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Speaker 1: I've had that for a long time.

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Speaker 4: You have to be see it and it works out

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Speaker 1: You know what I say? You know what I say

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Speaker 1: every day. Now I'm gonna win an enemy's but you are.

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Speaker 3: Knows it's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: I tell people when I when I see them, I say,

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Speaker 1: I'll see what that means. That's my new goodbye. I

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Speaker 1: love that.

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Speaker 3: That's the way it's supposed to be. I'll see.

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Speaker 1: That's what I say. I swear to God to Kate

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Speaker 1: yesterday gave.

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Speaker 2: Her a famously was nominated for me, So you were, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's always that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: Got a w G A award.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even I don't even talk about

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Speaker 3: This might be my year.

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Speaker 1: Why isn't it in the bio this might.

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Speaker 3: Be my year? You know what? Because I'm like I

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Speaker 3: said LinkedIn, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Listen, it's for me right like Marie is like toxic

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Speaker 2: h me. When I'm a work in progress, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: see the grind. But then when I really hit my stride,

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Speaker 2: it's I'm gonna be disgusting about it. But this is

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Speaker 2: the putting the puzzle together with the I kind of squinting.

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Speaker 2: So it's just not as it's not as fun.

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Speaker 1: But you hope to be one of those people when

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Speaker 1: when people see you after the oscar that you got,

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Speaker 1: they go, man, you really changed.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, before that. Don't let me get one

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Speaker 3: hundred k on Instagram.

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Speaker 5: Bit nobody, that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna celebrate the hundred k?

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 2: I might be those weird YouTubers like I just got

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Speaker 2: a hundred can.

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Speaker 1: No no, I celebrated one hundred k offline, though.

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Speaker 3: I didn't celebrate one hundred k.

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Speaker 1: Well, you didn't celebrate the hundred k. I went out

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Speaker 1: to dinner seafood Towers the follows, and everyone kept saying, oh,

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Speaker 4: You know, when I hit three hundred k, I'll celebrate

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Speaker 3: That literally is coming in a week.

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Speaker 1: Positivity. I'll invite me to the celebration. I got people,

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Speaker 4: You have to because it's like a lot of times

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you got to get an act. It's funny

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Speaker 3: But because of your hair and your mustache, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Keep the Meter Running was in my notes app for

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Speaker 1: I got frustrated because I was trying to bring some

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Speaker 3: Nobody cares about that. Was this a black friend or.

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Speaker 2: Listen and you know what, when it's your time to

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Speaker 3: We're just doing it.

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Speaker 2: And it's crazy because I was listening to this girl

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Speaker 2: You don't have to be great to get started, but

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Speaker 3: And that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: I like this. I like this version of you guys.

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Speaker 3: It's a great start. We're just tired.

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Speaker 1: To Oprah's Positive.

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Speaker 2: No, this is Oprah's one cup. We're going to go

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Speaker 2: with that title. It's just my my mess is hidden.

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Speaker 3: It's really wrapped up.

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Speaker 1: Toxic positivity, artificial positivity.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy as long as it's positive.

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Speaker 4: But but also like I agree, like as a perfectionist,

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Speaker 4: Like Solo in the City is something that I've been thinking.

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Speaker 3: About for however long are you single? It's something I

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Speaker 4: About for years before I started doing it, and I'm

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and also cringe embrace it because you might think

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Speaker 1: this is really cool. Honestly. There's a couple of examples

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Speaker 3: Yeah, brand stuff is really crazy.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, But then the comments are like, yo, congrats

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Speaker 2: I'm like, why would somebody not like if you you

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Speaker 2: They were like, bitch, that was the time for you

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Speaker 2: I was going, there's something, but they're like, they want

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Speaker 2: collabs because they're like, hey, you've been doing all this

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Speaker 3: Get your coin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean a hater would be like, oh, you're doing

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Speaker 1: I think the world has just changed, where like it

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, there's no money. The only

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Speaker 3: The only people with money are brands. We're havingy for you.

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Speaker 3: You look great.

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Speaker 1: Did you do something with your bank? Patrons of the arts.

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Speaker 1: The brands are the patrons of the arts.

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Speaker 3: And you know that's that's where everybody.

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Speaker 4: We're all on our phones on social media all day

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Speaker 1: I think it's fine.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's little boots.

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Speaker 1: You know you get these free shoes.

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Speaker 3: I love they look good. I mean that Rocky Joe

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Speaker 2: I think it's mess having to pay for things that

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Speaker 2: pull out your fucking card or to do that tap

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Speaker 3: I'm like this, Why am I doing this?

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Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: This is the get to I do. I do really

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Speaker 1: It's really easy. Cheap though, So you you're not hitting

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Speaker 1: You tipping but not happening. I'm tipping, but I'm not tapping.

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Speaker 2: But frugal is like I have the money, but I

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Speaker 1: I feel like I have very dad energy, not daddy,

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Speaker 1: Where I'm like, do we really need like imagine your father,

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Speaker 1: do you really need that? I do that to myself,

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Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't have one of.

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Speaker 4: They never come back and they don't know any of

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Speaker 1: Sometimes are they definitely don't. They should know birthday. I

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Speaker 3: And your daughter was born. But she's like, how old?

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Speaker 1: Exactly what she's brand? It's February twenty eighth.

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Speaker 3: I know because it just has the tag on it.

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Speaker 3: Why you know her? You know?

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Speaker 1: No, I will forget. I mean my wife, who's actually

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Speaker 4: And she asked me all the time, ask miss my wife,

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Speaker 4: who is actually my girlfriend, but I'll call her my wife.

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Speaker 4: Why don't you stop calling her your girlfriend and.

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Speaker 1: Just call her your wife because she's my girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Well, Mary, why don't you make her your wife.

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Speaker 1: We're in transitionary period. We had the baby, and so

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Speaker 1: the government hasn't sanctioned.

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Speaker 3: It's not the government, no, right, but.

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Speaker 1: Off the off the record.

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Speaker 2: So you went to wait. So you went to a

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Speaker 1: I got a guy that came to the crib. You

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Speaker 2: Know that you had a moss.

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Speaker 1: Dry by, Yeah, I had a guy had the imam

445
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Speaker 1: come to the crib. You know how people do that?

446
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,919
Speaker 1: Now they're like, oh, I have a groomer for my

447
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,320
Speaker 1: dog or my cat, or like I'm gonna get the

448
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,679
Speaker 1: liquid IV drip in my body and my house or

449
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,760
Speaker 1: get your hair done her.

450
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,960
Speaker 3: The year of the liquid.

451
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,600
Speaker 1: In my life, I've never done it.

452
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,200
Speaker 2: I've never done I want it. Can we all hello

453
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,640
Speaker 2: brand to IVY drip?

454
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,040
Speaker 3: We need it? Can we do it?

455
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,120
Speaker 1: Get that on the pot is mad.

456
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 2: I wanted on the pron we are we need it

457
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,800
Speaker 2: first of all, energy and.

458
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,679
Speaker 3: We need to I mean just to do it. I

459
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,960
Speaker 3: just want to see how I feel.

460
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,840
Speaker 1: It's so funny to do it on a podcast. You do,

461
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,000
Speaker 1: I've never done that, no people. I've seen people do

462
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,200
Speaker 1: it at bachelor and bachelorette parties.

463
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:06,000
Speaker 3: Because they go hard.

464
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,399
Speaker 1: But I'm like, and then I remember I went to

465
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Speaker 1: a bachelor. No, I went to a wedding, and the

466
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:15,679
Speaker 1: next day I went to like the groom and the wife.

467
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,359
Speaker 3: I need you to get these titles together.

468
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,879
Speaker 2: You said wife girlfriend, not wife, but like groom.

469
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,840
Speaker 3: That's so fun. You don't know what the lady is called.

470
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 3: Man man who has a wife, but we don't know

471
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Speaker 3: what to call him.

472
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,600
Speaker 1: I walked into their room and they were both hooked

473
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,080
Speaker 1: up to the ivy and they.

474
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Speaker 3: They was probably on May they married.

475
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Speaker 1: I was like, that is really interesting because I.

476
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,280
Speaker 2: Get really antsy with needles, so just the just the

477
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,200
Speaker 2: going in.

478
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,920
Speaker 3: With the needle part is already going to be a thing.

479
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Speaker 4: I don't like needles, noodles, noodle, I don't like needles,

480
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:52,959
Speaker 4: but I watched them.

481
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Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, I don't want no, I don't

482
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,400
Speaker 3: want to watch.

483
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Speaker 1: I need to do the trick like I need them

484
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Speaker 1: to be like, oh the like they have to like,

485
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: how's your day? And then you know they need to

486
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,359
Speaker 1: distract me.

487
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 4: Do you guys get the vein compliments? You've got great veins?

488
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 1: You can't see my veins.

489
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,119
Speaker 3: I don't know I got veins.

490
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,480
Speaker 1: They almost come in with Somebody says that to you.

491
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:16,200
Speaker 4: Anytime I get army hammer, it's always a little black.

492
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 3: Strong veins. They go, oh, you've got great veins, and.

493
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,200
Speaker 1: Oh, you're saying the nurse.

494
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

495
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 1: I thought it was like you were standing in line

496
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 1: for a coffee and somebody is like, you have great veins.

497
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 2: If someone said that, I would be like, unless you're

498
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,199
Speaker 2: a nurse or doctor, that's or he's gonna murder you.

499
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 3: You got great veins.

500
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Speaker 4: Just you got veins. You know, I used mind. I

501
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 4: got a nice clean needle for them veins. Okay, you

502
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 4: know I'm you know, I left my veins and coat check.

503
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 4: Can I know they always the veins?

504
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think I've never had that compliment.

505
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 1: I think I got bad veins. They're hidden.

506
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 3: You got harry arms.

507
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 2: Come on, be racist, bro, racist you wait exactly damn

508
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,360
Speaker 2: racist ass podcast really leaning in and what we need

509
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 2: you to lean out?

510
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: Of?

511
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 3: What you got it? You got a whole bunch of

512
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 3: hair on top of your head. You and your neck.

513
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: My neck has no hair, neither does all you wax. No,

514
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm just us your chest.

515
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,199
Speaker 3: Of course I did on mess chest on mass that.

516
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: You got a lot of You got a lot of that. No, okay,

517
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,679
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm like regular no.

518
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Speaker 3: Arms.

519
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Speaker 1: You you are women with not hairy arms. I'm for

520
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 1: a man, for a compliment, just for a brown man.

521
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 3: Women without hair on your arms and head. You're blessing

522
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 3: my hand.

523
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Speaker 1: Listen.

524
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Speaker 3: When I was in do you remember the first time

525
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 3: you shaved Sydney.

526
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 1: Ever the body? Are we talking? Well?

527
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 3: The first time I ever shaved. I shaved my arms.

528
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 3: I was in like like second or third grade. Hair

529
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 3: on your arms, and I went home and I shaved

530
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Speaker 3: my arms.

531
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Speaker 1: I don't know what's customary in our culture.

532
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: Well, I had I had a really long hair coming

533
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 2: out of a mole I have, so I instead of shaving,

534
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: I did the plucking just one hair, one hair, I think,

535
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 2: you know what, I think.

536
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 3: I just pulled it out with my teeth the other.

537
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: Day your teeth.

538
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that you see the mall their hair coming out

539
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 3: of it.

540
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 2: Dream were the same, miss, Okay, let's get back on track.

541
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: I don't know.

542
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 3: Dream. You came here with mess?

543
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: What is it? I have a couple of messages, Okay,

544
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. Fatherhood is a mess because you're balancing

545
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: your life, the child's life, your girlfriend and wife's life,

546
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: your work life, your friend life. I mean, it throws

547
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: a real wrench.

548
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 3: Can you still have friends as a new parent?

549
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: No? Not really. You have to combine things. I'm I'm

550
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 1: thankfully employed in a position where I can. This is

551
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: French to me. This is friends. Yes we're productive, but

552
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: we're friending. We are friends, but we're associates at the moment,

553
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: we're business associates, which is actually messy colleagues.

554
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 2: It's messy because sometimes right when you blend that, there

555
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 2: is no it's real gray like it's murky, so stuff

556
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 2: that I would say to my friend, hey, bitch, your

557
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,400
Speaker 2: ass is back like you can't if we business partner friends,

558
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 2: we can't.

559
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 3: You can't.

560
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 2: Really, I can't touch your elbow like this because HR

561
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 2: should get involved.

562
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 3: But there's no HR and standing there.

563
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: It's so hard.

564
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 4: This is the only work where you could say hey,

565
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,919
Speaker 4: bitch and the person whoever you're talking to. That is

566
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 4: the title of the.

567
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: Featuring, why thank you yours as do yours? I don't know.

568
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: I think that that's good though, Like I would rather

569
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 1: have my work be my life and my life be

570
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: my work. Yeah, because it's always fun. Yeah, I think

571
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: it's a good time at all times.

572
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a, really, you don't agree,

573
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: you want to be in a cubicle?

574
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 3: No, you don't know.

575
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 2: Well, it's the same feeling how I feel from the

576
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 2: work from home. I got it in the beginning, but

577
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 2: now it's like, no, you got to go to your

578
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: work and then your home be your home.

579
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 3: The blending of the two is just how do I

580
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,679
Speaker 3: where's my safe space?

581
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: My couch where I used to lay now is in

582
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 2: the background of where I'm fucking working. And now if

583
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 2: I'm having a bad meeting, I don't want to go

584
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 2: to my couch because I'm like, you got that bad

585
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: meeting energy on this ship. Yeah, So it's like, go

586
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 2: to work, go home, separate the two.

587
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to do that ever since I had

588
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: a kid. I'll get out of the house. Is not

589
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: my entire home. Yeah, there's there's Yeah, I gotta get

590
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: an office or something.

591
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 3: I got to get a house.

592
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: I got the old ball and chain at home.

593
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 2: You got you got to sponsor somebody. No, somebody needs

594
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: to sponsor you to have your own work.

595
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: On Instagram the other day I said, somebody, please give

596
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: me a free office. I got a lot of dms,

597
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: but they were not good. And then I was at

598
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: the coffee shop in my neighborhood the other day and

599
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 1: I saw the most unhinged, messiest ship I've ever seen

600
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: in my life. It was a flyer that said, Hi,

601
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: I'm like a freelance creative person looking for any room

602
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: to rent. If you have a spare room in your home,

603
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 1: I will rent it as my office. Like this person

604
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,479
Speaker 1: was looking to move in.

605
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 3: What's the budget? They won't. They won't. Now that would

606
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 3: have been messy.

607
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: If a I give you four hundred dollars if you

608
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 2: let me use this as an office.

609
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: Would you let someone rent the spare room in your

610
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: apartment as their office where they come in from nine

611
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 1: to five.

612
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 4: They gotta go to one of those members only places.

613
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 4: There's so many in the city.

614
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 3: I think.

615
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: I imagine that this person wants to be alone. They

616
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: don't want to be in the co working. They don't

617
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: want to co work.

618
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: What are you doing that you don't want to co work?

619
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 1: I'm talking me about the guy in the coffee shop.

620
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 4: Not maybe it might be cheaper to just get a

621
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 4: hotel for the day.

622
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

623
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 3: You don't think so.

624
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: Actually, if you divide your rent by thirty days, don't

625
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: do it. Don't do it. I'm don't do it because

626
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: you may as well live in the hotel.

627
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 2: Well I had to do it because my because I

628
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: moved into my apartment at the end of the month,

629
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 2: so they had to pro rate my rent the next

630
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 2: the next month, and I was like, wait, that's how

631
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 2: much I'm spending a day.

632
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 1: They're so cheap. Those bastards are so cheap. They wouldn't

633
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: let you move in early.

634
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 3: Later.

635
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was me. I found the place late.

636
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 2: And then they were like, oh, you got.

637
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm still paid a whole month, and that's what I'm saying.

638
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 2: Next month they were like, JK, now you pay what

639
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 2: you would have to pay.

640
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: Next, but like, last month, did you do the division?

641
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 3: You don't want to tell us.

642
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 4: You being cool with your it's the devil's numbers.

643
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: That's not bad than what I said. Okay, there's a

644
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 1: lot of sixes. Yeah, I don't want to look at

645
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at mine.

646
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 2: Okay, So okay, So so being a dad is messy.

647
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: Being a dad is very messy. I think being a

648
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: mom is messy here obviously.

649
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was going to say, she's doing most

650
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:35,360
Speaker 2: of the work. You're ripping, running, trying to make the bake. Well,

651
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 2: not the bacon for you, the bread, the bread we

652
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: make the bread, bacon, beef, beef bake, nest turkey baking.

653
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: I didn't know beef bacon was a thing. It's a thing.

654
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: They have it in the they have it in the Yes,

655
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: is that like slim gym?

656
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: Is that.

657
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 3: It is giving thin?

658
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: It spelt it's slim, Jimmy, I just don't get bacon.

659
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: I get read.

660
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. So you're making you're making a lot of money

661
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 3: for your family.

662
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a provider. But that's why I don't spend

663
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: the money for myself. That's what I'm saying. So I'm like,

664
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: do I really need this? Like I should have the office,

665
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: I should be able to afford the office.

666
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna comp it. Yeah, don't skip on the things

667
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: that is most important.

668
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: Like I feel like that's the thing about being a dad,

669
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 2: but also being a man is like I don't think

670
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: y'all know how to compartmentalize things. It's just like it's

671
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 2: either like all or nothing. And it's like, well, if

672
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: I have to, if I have to work and provide

673
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 2: and be a man, then like, how what other things

674
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: can I fit in there? You can't, but you can

675
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: because you hire an intern or assistant.

676
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 3: You want an assistant.

677
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: I don't have an acessance.

678
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 3: That's madness. As much work as you're doing.

679
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: I don't need an assis.

680
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 3: Who keeps your books?

681
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: Who keeps you? I have a lot of people. I

682
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: keep my own calendar, which is which is absolutely messy.

683
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: It's very bad, very very bad. Depressing me.

684
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 3: Your calendar has like posted stick.

685
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: You're going to be really upset.

686
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 3: Let me see your color coded.

687
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: I'll show you today today. Let me see today was

688
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: fucked up? Yes, I was still on time. Dragon, I'm

689
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: not dragon. This is today? Yes?

690
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 3: Wow? Why is it not color coded? It's all the

691
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 3: same blue because it's all work. Yeah, but is it?

692
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 3: I break it down like fun, work, travel, okay, yep, yep,

693
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 3: Oh no cancel girl. Something was canceled at five, so

694
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 3: it looks like you got the evening.

695
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 6: No.

696
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: I canceled because I was like, look at this day.

697
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: That's a bad day. So I can't. I said, I'm out.

698
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. What's a good day?

699
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: It was photo shoots said I don't want to do photoshop.

700
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 3: You don't want to get America's next time model.

701
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: I said, I'll send you photos.

702
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 3: You don't want to get your hair like coiled and

703
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 3: like most what.

704
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it?

705
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 3: Everything else? I went to the photo shoot. What the photo?

706
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: Right? No, I'm doing face all day. I was on

707
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: the phone from nine am until one thirty pm, and

708
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: then I took the train directly here and now I'm

709
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: on closing deal. Now I have to close deals. I

710
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: love deals. I actually love being on the phone. I'm

711
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm the equivalent of a cab driver. I'm on the

712
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: phone all the time.

713
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 4: Now, are you holding a phone to your ear? Are

714
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 4: you speakerphone out?

715
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: Speakerphone out?

716
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 3: Speakerphone allowed? You know he's a speakerphone allow? You could

717
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 3: just tell because you're very chaotic.

718
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: That's so, that's a great chaotic.

719
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: When I first met you, I was like, I don't

720
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 2: know what you're going to do, but whatever you're going

721
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: to do, it's going to happen.

722
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 3: But it's going to be like pas Manian devil.

723
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: You know, you were one of the first people I

724
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: ever met in the comedy sphere, and you were so

725
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,239
Speaker 1: supportive and I was like, you know what, I feel good.

726
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 2: How did you guys meet Taylor Taylor, Garrett Taylor Taylor, Yeah, yeah,

727
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: and then but then I think we got lunch or dinner.

728
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: Yes, And I was like, I'm just starting out because

729
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: I was just starting out.

730
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 3: How people been doing comedy? This is I need to

731
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 3: know the story now.

732
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about six years.

733
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 2: I'm using the first people to go to pick your

734
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 2: can I pick your brain?

735
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 3: I'm always the sure bitch.

736
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I said, I'll buy you did say a

737
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: good good, good like manner.

738
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 3: So there y'all are at Chipotle. Ow there you.

739
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: Big Hannah, Yeah, the other place that makes you.

740
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 2: If I don't get the garlic butter, I'm not saying nothing,

741
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: he said.

742
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 3: She can't mentor you or the youth without the garlic

743
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 3: on me.

744
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 6: It was.

745
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: It was a very positive and aspiring conversation. I was like,

746
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: all right, I think I can do this because I

747
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: had a whole other life. I was thirty three transitioning

748
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: into comedy, which that's mess. No, the worst thing.

749
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 3: Why is it mess?

750
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: If I met a dude and he was like, I'm

751
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 2: thirty three and I'm dis nested, I'd be like.

752
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, hold on, but Kareem is divorced, divorced.

753
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 3: I didn't. I was going to say say hot, Oh

754
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 3: are you divorced?

755
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 4: Yes, she left you, but Marie will not hot.

756
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 3: So you know where that goes.

757
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 5: Girl, I'm trying to get to about Okay, can we

758
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 5: picked that up later?

759
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: Though, I do want to.

760
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 2: I do want to confirm he wants a sandwich, he

761
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 2: wants to.

762
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: I want to confirm hot. Actually, before we move on,

763
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: I'd like to confirm firm that you're with Sydney on us.

764
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 3: Oh, that you're cute.

765
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: Hot.

766
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 2: She's not giving it to you, babe, specifically, I'm gonna

767
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 2: take it up.

768
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 3: You're hot.

769
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so nice of you. I never thought that

770
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: in my life.

771
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 2: Behind the keys said you hot, I said hot, re

772
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: said cute.

773
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're still winning.

774
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: No, it's great. I have never felt like this moment.

775
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: We usually don't say this is straight man that comes

776
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: they have straight man on the pot, and I know

777
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 2: why is it's captain is bitch.

778
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: Actually it means a lot to me because I've had

779
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: ugly inside syndrome, you know. And when you think you're

780
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: ugly for a long time, kid, yeah, because I was.

781
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: That's that's true. I wasn't. I was an awkward stage

782
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: for a long time. I think actually I actually just

783
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: look like a guy now. Yeah, but I used to

784
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: look like a little pudgy boy.

785
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 3: But I feel like for.

786
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 4: Men, we are going to need a baby picture for

787
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 4: the dump means out. But I think for men, most

788
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 4: of y'all get better with age, you know. I think

789
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 4: you get you know, man like, you know, manly face

790
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 4: and salt and pepper and the beard is full and.

791
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 1: It's just like which is a nice treat because after

792
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,479
Speaker 1: thirty three years or thirty four years of being kind

793
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: of ugly, you're like, oh, all right, great now, I'm

794
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: all right.

795
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 3: You in your ugly duckling Swan era.

796
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 1: Back to the other thing.

797
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 2: Divorce, Yes, because you wanted to do comedy at thirty three.

798
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: No, no, because she was white.

799
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 3: And now this is not mess. This is this is

800
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 3: not mess.

801
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 1: This is great.

802
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 3: That's the perfect reason to be like, you gotta go

803
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 3: here on mess, that's not mess.

804
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: It wasn't mess at all. It was like you gotta go.

805
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: And then and then I was.

806
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 3: At it because of religion.

807
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's crazy. Do I give that energy?

808
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: I said, I accidentally married a white woman. Four years

809
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: later I just realized, oh she's not Muslim.

810
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 3: You know what? And you heard it here first on

811
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 3: mess baby.

812
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: But no, it is so true that that coming out

813
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: of divorce and then I'm like, oh, thirty three year

814
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: old divorced aspiring comedian is literally the worst thing you

815
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: can possibly hear.

816
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 3: No, I never heard, hold on, hold on.

817
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 2: It is worse for ladies like us, ladies who lunch.

818
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 2: But for the average girlie on a corner street corner,

819
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: all they see.

820
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 3: Is like, oh, there's potential.

821
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: You know, like when I when I saw you, you,

822
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 2: I will say, right now, you know you work in

823
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 2: a lot, so you know you got that like I'm

824
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 2: ripping and running. But when I met you, you had

825
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 2: this like I'm like driven, I'm.

826
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 3: Ready to go.

827
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: So if a woman can sense that you are trying

828
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 2: to reach something that's kind of hot.

829
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 4: I mean, listen, women, the standards this women will a

830
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 4: woman will be like, well he's trying not all women,

831
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 4: but there is a woman somewhere.

832
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: But it's that's but I don't know if that's what

833
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know if that's what I'm trying to try.

834
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 3: It's not well at that time.

835
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 2: At that time, at the time, you didn't all you

836
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 2: were very focused. You were like, I just want to

837
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 2: get to where I need to be.

838
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: I need to not be embarrassed. When I opened my mouth.

839
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: And you were embarrassed.

840
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: Of course, are you kidding me? What do you do

841
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: for a living? I just started comedy. It's the worst.

842
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: It's literally worth it's imagine what you do for a living.

843
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: I want to be an actor. All of those things

844
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: are bad. Yeah, if you want to be one and

845
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: you haven't and you're just starting like you're like, I'm

846
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: in UCB improv one on one.

847
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 3: Oh that's gross.

848
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: But for Kareems, we were in open mics and there

849
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 2: were people who had just started, like I'm a comedian.

850
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 3: You know what they look like?

851
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 2: You know, you know what those guys look, they did

852
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 2: not have no qualms about being like, oh yeah, I'm

853
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 2: I'm a comedian. I perform at Calma Lounge on Wednesdays.

854
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 2: It's like, you mean the open mic that's five dollars, yeah,

855
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 2: five minutes.

856
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

857
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 4: They get on stage to not be funny and be like,

858
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 4: well my wife and I and.

859
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 3: You said thirty three, they would be fifty five.

860
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: But here's the difference. Are they hobbyists? Are they doing

861
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: it as a hobby because I was like, I am

862
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: going to make money and make this a career.

863
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 3: I think a lot.

864
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 4: Waneople who start stand up think they're going to be

865
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 4: sending out Madison Square Garden at some point.

866
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 3: You think. I think the men.

867
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,439
Speaker 4: I think all the men that are like, I'm gonna

868
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 4: be a comic, it's because they watched other comedians say

869
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 4: crazy stuff and get big laughs and make a lot

870
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 4: of money, and they're like, I could do that.

871
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: Well, people don't realize how much work it takes, Like

872
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,959
Speaker 1: it takes so much work every day, years upon years

873
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,280
Speaker 1: upon years of failures, and then something hits.

874
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 3: What's your failures? Well, you have so many years.

875
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: There's so many failures. Yeah, but I feel fast. I

876
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: feeled really fast. I spent two years failing and then

877
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: the first little which is not a long time. I'm no, no,

878
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm very aware. But I had this whole other life

879
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: that I could draw lessons from. Right Like I had

880
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: like worked at the New York Times, I had worked advice.

881
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 3: I had like, yes, get into my mom.

882
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: Had a daycare in the basement of My dad died

883
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: when I was twenty one. There's no nepida. And he

884
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: was a criminal. And he was a criminal your nepo.

885
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 3: No I am.

886
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 1: I am my own daddy. Yes, I am my.

887
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 4: Own rich is all the title of the episode own daddy.

888
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 3: That's murdh. That is you gotta get you. I want

889
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 3: to get a tie. I have my own daddy.

890
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: I want to get the jacket, the leather jacket with

891
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: the back.

892
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 3: I mean, it's all a mess, but it works out

893
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 3: in the end. What else did you want to?

894
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 2: What else was the something that you Oh, the bachelor party,

895
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 2: but you didn't have a bachelor party.

896
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 1: It's not for me. Oh that's for a good friend. Tear.

897
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: It's tearing apart. The group chat.

898
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it.

899
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: The group chat, which is called deep Down in John's

900
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: as I just put them all on blasts.

901
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: Come on, now I need Josh John's. But now, first

902
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 2: of all, that's too long. It's too long, like it's

903
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,959
Speaker 2: not showing up when like when we have our group chat,

904
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 2: like we have one little thing and then I like,

905
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 2: I know it's my group.

906
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: What's the name of the group chat?

907
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 3: None of your business? Come on, Marie, shut out, shout

908
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 3: out to ten percent.

909
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: How many people are in it? Like four five five?

910
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: That's so sick.

911
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 3: Then we have another group chat. Is it sisters?

912
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: Odd girls?

913
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 3: It might be hot.

914
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: Girls, but you know what sisters is. That's like in

915
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: a badly written film about two black friends and it's like, oh,

916
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: name the group chat, sisters. It's very close. Now the

917
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 1: group chat. I think naming the group chat is really fun,

918
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? Pious Pipers, that's one of them. Safe

919
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: space space, keep down in Johnnas three ass cheeks of

920
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: the Apocalypse, a lot of butt stuff.

921
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 3: Y'all are goofy fun. That's what malets are called.

922
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: Huh oh.

923
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

924
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 1: The male group chats are are I think the most

925
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: unhinged and also the same.

926
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 4: I would say that kids, are you guys waking up

927
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 4: in good mornings each other are you just starting just.

928
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: Now out the gate. It's just battle battle times, meme battles,

929
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: just ball busting. I got in trouble for taking the

930
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: joke too far and Deep John and John Zanas because

931
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: the bachelor.

932
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 4: Party every time he says it, take a shot.

933
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: So in Deep Down, Deep Down on John Zanas, there

934
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 1: is a there's a bachelor party being planned for John. No, oops,

935
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: it's actually for Deep he is the Indian guy getting married. Uh.

936
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: And there there there is a reluctance. The bachelor does

937
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: not want to have a bachelor party. But as an

938
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: Arab man, I had to explain to him that bachelor

939
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: parties are not for the bachelor. They're for the friends.

940
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: In my culture, which is made up. I was like, no, no, no,

941
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: it's I kept saying, in my culture, the bachelor party

942
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: is not for the bachelor. It's for the group of

943
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: friends who must accompany the bachelor, which is actually made up.

944
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: But they bought it. So now the bachelor party is

945
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: being planned and I was like, oh, this is fire.

946
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: Let me throw in my my request. Let's have this

947
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: in Ireland, a place where we've never been, a place

948
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: where I'll probably never go.

949
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 3: And you just picked it just to Pigot.

950
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: It's six hours away. I did a little research. It's

951
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: the same. It's the equivalent of going to l A.

952
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 3: But it's not warm, and then may it will be warm.

953
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 3: It'll be warm, and it's it's also beautiful.

954
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if you google it.

955
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 3: Maybe I've never been to Oh, yes I did. Sorry,

956
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 3: I forgot.

957
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: Went to double last year. Were unimpressed. You you go.

958
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 3: The way you forgot quick. It took a while to

959
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 3: find food that I like. Yeah, the food it was

960
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 3: scarce for for for a moment.

961
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: But we're eating fish and chips like that's Britain. But porridge,

962
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah they eat weird.

963
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 3: Yeah it's not. I was like, okay, so I lost

964
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: five pounds. Here we went and got sushi.

965
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, this here.

966
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 3: So you wanted to go to Ireland.

967
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: The phitched something out of the ordinary, and then somehow

968
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: the top choice became Denver, Colorado. Worse. It is way worse.

969
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: Denver is the is the like Ireland.

970
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: I feel like it's very Maybe your group is weed heavy,

971
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 2: because that's the only reason why I would I suggest

972
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 2: Denver because skiing no weed.

973
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 4: They smoked, don't don't you keep saying it Sidney. He

974
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 4: heard your dad with a criminal.

975
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 3: She said.

976
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: They they don't smoke weed. No one nobody smokes. We

977
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: what the is to do?

978
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't think they got this.

979
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: This is this is my white group. This is my.

980
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 3: Say you should.

981
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: Have with the name deep down in John's and I

982
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: thought you guys would know.

983
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 4: Of dudes that were gross, But now that makes it.

984
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 4: You said Denver, And it's like, why dudes that are grossing?

985
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: But now it's tearing the group apart because there so

986
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: there are there's a Jewish guy and Armenian guys. So

987
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: they're not that they're kind of white, they're not fully white.

988
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,479
Speaker 1: I'm the brownest on the spectrum in this group. And

989
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: they have now aligned themselves with me. Refugees band together,

990
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: semites band together, so we're we're pro Ireland. But now

991
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 1: the whites in the group are really pushing on Denver

992
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: and there's a battle.

993
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 4: Now, Now what would the activities be in both cities?

994
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 4: That's what we need to know.

995
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: Well, Ireland, in my opinion, we drive.

996
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 2: Around already already losing me for a bachelor party.

997
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: Yes, well bothis or something.

998
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 2: Somebody just stay home and bring them, like, stay with

999
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 2: the kids and the wive, girlfriends or whatever.

1000
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 3: It's not gonna go to do in Denver. Go to

1001
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 3: Red Rock is somebody performing?

1002
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: Literally, someone requested that today said they said, we can

1003
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: see a concert at Red Rocks. I said, I would

1004
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: rather go to Cincinnati.

1005
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 3: Oh damn, y'all a wash.

1006
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 2: Nobody has anything like exciting to put down listen.

1007
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: I yeah, we're trying to chill out. It's like a

1008
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 1: chill trip.

1009
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 3: So why don't you go to Thailand?

1010
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: That's crazy?

1011
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 3: Why is it crazy?

1012
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: It's twenty four hours away. Yes, we got seventy two

1013
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: hours for the trip.

1014
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 3: Oh you only have to you want to. I don't

1015
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 3: want to be be like, oh what can we do

1016
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 3: for the week? Bitch, let's go. If that's the last.

1017
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: Hurrah we out, that's crazy.

1018
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 2: A Google Bachelor party destinations Vegas.

1019
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 3: They all go to Vegas. I know they all goa

1020
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 3: you guys are better.

1021
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: Than that, better than Vegas. And also the group is

1022
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 1: made up of I think four out of seven half kids.

1023
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,479
Speaker 3: What about what.

1024
00:45:54,400 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 2: About like like Arizona, Sedona, like something like that. You

1025
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: go to a wellness retreat spot.

1026
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 1: That's too much in that direction, that's too much. I

1027
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: feel like Ireland is both like, we got Dublin, we

1028
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: can take a walking tour.

1029
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 3: Oh walk and see whom on Sydney. I'm gonna stop

1030
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 3: you right there. I'm gonna stop you right there.

1031
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: Why.

1032
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 4: Sydney and I were in Dublin. She was like, let's

1033
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 4: let's go to this What did you say? It was

1034
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 4: like a field or a hill and I was like, oh,

1035
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 4: we'll take a bunch of pictures. I'll be in a

1036
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,959
Speaker 4: poppy field. Sydney had me on a full blown hike

1037
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 4: in Dublin. I had on a platform, boots and a

1038
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,959
Speaker 4: Maxi search. Girl, I didn't I told you a hike?

1039
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 3: What you thought?

1040
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 2: She said, We're gonna go take pictures on this hill.

1041
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 2: We had a good time.

1042
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 3: Spell to my death, sir. We had a blast the photos.

1043
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 3: Ate it up, babe. You know what are you guys? Drinkers? Drink?

1044
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 3: Somebody say fully drinking.

1045
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: But here's when I said walking tour. I mean like,

1046
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: get an Irish guy to show us around.

1047
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 3: This is where the.

1048
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: People blew up the IRA where we start. Yeah, I

1049
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 1: love a walking tour. You don't do walking tours sometime

1050
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: I go to a city. First thing I do go

1051
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: on a walking door, get a lay of the land.

1052
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 4: It's it's important to do it early so you can

1053
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 4: be like, oh, we gonna come back here.

1054
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: We did it. They want, you know, you know where

1055
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: to go? Yeah, yeah, I like the walking tour. You know,

1056
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: they get the funny accents.

1057
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 2: So why is it tearing everything? Is it really tearing

1058
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: everybody apart?

1059
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 3: What are you say?

1060
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: Not reprimanded?

1061
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 3: What did they say?

1062
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: Because I kept using chat GPT to generate messages and

1063
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: emails that were anti Denver, I had to stop.

1064
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: We have to stop with the chat GBT. We have

1065
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 2: no First of all, we're feeding chat GBT.

1066
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: I was feeding it, giving it liquid ivs. Use your brain,

1067
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: I use my brain. I use my words, and then

1068
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: I say, rewrite this to make it more intense or

1069
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: more eloquent, or to sound more white. So that I

1070
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 1: stopped it.

1071
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: So I said, chat GBT, wipe this up.

1072
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I have a code switched for me so

1073
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about it.

1074
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

1075
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: So so Chad I was. I kept doubling down. So

1076
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: people were like, We're going to Denver, and I'd be like,

1077
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: I would rather go to fucking Cincinnati. They have beers

1078
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: there too, why do you want to go to Denver?

1079
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. Here's if we want attractive women,

1080
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: then of course we should go to No. If we

1081
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: want unattractive women, we should definitely go to Denver so

1082
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: we can look at some of the nastiest people on earth.

1083
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: Like really getting it GPG wrote shut.

1084
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 3: Throwing chat GBT underneath it.

1085
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 1: But I will read one of the messages that got

1086
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: me in. And then yesterday I got reprimanded. They said

1087
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: that I'm making the bachelor who doesn't even want to

1088
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 1: go on the trip in the first place, uncomfortable, And

1089
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: I said, he's my friend. I can make him feel uncomfortable.

1090
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: I can break his balls. That's what friends do. Like,

1091
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: what are you guys talking about?

1092
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 2: It's not during intense moments time and a place to

1093
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 2: break a ball.

1094
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: Okay, listen to this March seventh. Oh wow, Denver is

1095
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: just so amazing. How could we ever consider anywhere else?

1096
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: I mean, where else can we find such a perfect

1097
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: combination of insufferable frat bros, depressing architecture, and fat ugly women. Ooh,

1098
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,479
Speaker 1: but hey, maybe Brainerd, Minnesota is actually the real gem here.

1099
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: It's got all the same incredible features, uninspired buildings, a

1100
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: social scene that makes you want to claw your eyeballs out,

1101
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: and the added bonus that we've already been there, so

1102
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: we know exactly what kind of disappointment to expect. Honestly,

1103
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: why would we just go with BRAINERD. It's basically Denver's

1104
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: long lost twin of mediocracy. I am pumped to spend

1105
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: time with you.

1106
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 3: Dress day, eat them up session.

1107
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: I know that's why it's tearing the group chat apart.

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00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 2: I would have reprimanded you seventy two hours, Reddit said

1109
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 2: go to go public golf courses in Denver or paintball

1110
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 2: uh Larimer Lounge for live.

1111
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: Look at look at the group chat. This is what's

1112
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: happening in that's the chart that says this is the

1113
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: percentage of people that want to go to Ireland.

1114
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 2: Versus show the show the cameras so they could see

1115
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 2: the percentage that's the vote, move it down if they

1116
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 2: could actually So what's all.

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00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 3: The other colors?

1118
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: Well, there was other options outside aside from Ireland. Okay,

1119
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: there was Denver, Lake Tahoe.

1120
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 3: Lake Tahos. That's dope.

1121
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: They said no you at Utah Zion parentheses, Zion Berlin oh,

1122
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: it's a party. Berlin only got thirteen point five percent.

1123
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 4: They must think the wall is still there. Yeah, they said,

1124
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 4: we don't want to go to half of Berlin.

1125
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 2: Waiting about deep in and they don't want to go

1126
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 2: to Berlin.

1127
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 3: There's so much aus.

1128
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: Thing they don't want to go. Greetings Team, that's crazy.

1129
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: See this is like how the email everyone's now using chat.

1130
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: Greetings Team, I hope your week is off to a

1131
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: great start. Following the updated input from x y Z,

1132
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: we have a shift in the destination preferences. Tahoe is

1133
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: now the leading choice, with Ireland and second place and

1134
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: Utah in third, not even the Denver in sight. And

1135
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 1: then there was a coup a coup a coop, there

1136
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: was a there was a cup. There was there was

1137
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: a cup and they flipped it. And that's that's coming

1138
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: from one of the semites in the group, Lavon, who

1139
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: is with me.

1140
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 3: I hope your whole group chat light show ass up

1141
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 3: in the comments I'm gonna get I think they come.

1142
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: They're very private people.

1143
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 4: And how many weeks away is the bachelor party?

1144
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 1: Well, then the dates got fucked, so now we have

1145
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: now we're in now we're in date now there's so

1146
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: now there's deep down on Johnson and it's there's the

1147
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: email thread, which by the way, started with a massive

1148
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: error in that one of the guys was not C Seed.

1149
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh his email from ten years ago, his old work

1150
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: email was was C Seed. And then I discovered that

1151
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: it was the old email. I said, guys, he's not

1152
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 1: answering because he's not fucking on the email thread. So

1153
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,959
Speaker 1: that started things. And then now there's a separate group

1154
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: chat where the bachelor is off because apparently he's stressed

1155
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: out overall all of the infighting.

1156
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, y'all talk you too much. He knew

1157
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 3: a job Hi alerts.

1158
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,959
Speaker 2: First of all, if you were doing an email chain,

1159
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: then we should not really be doing too much in

1160
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 2: a group chat because everything should be going to email. Hey,

1161
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 2: did you guys see the email? That should all that

1162
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 2: should that would be the only thing discussed when you're

1163
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 2: doing the email and you're doing the group chat. Now

1164
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 2: we leave in everything, bah bah because email is too long, Like,

1165
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,399
Speaker 2: that's too much for me to read.

1166
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 3: Put in a group chat? What you put in the email?

1167
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: You want to know who's part of the problem.

1168
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 2: Woo me.

1169
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,479
Speaker 3: I wanted to say that, but I was like, I.

1170
00:52:54,440 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: Created the new group chat because I'm having so much fun.

1171
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: Every look, they're still going.

1172
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 3: Didn't you say he was chaotic? Didn't I say that.

1173
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm advocating for anywhere that does not require significant travel.

1174
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: And then somebody goes advocate lmfao, who are you? And

1175
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: then again another guy said, let's just do Manhattan. And

1176
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: then another guy said, I'm voting for July August. Another

1177
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: guy said, sorry, man, the date is no longer up

1178
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: for negotiations. Please prayer hands ah.

1179
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 3: When you're get you with the brand that is intoise.

1180
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 6: Oh.

1181
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: And then right before we started potting, I suggested a

1182
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: new space. I said, let's go to Iran, and I

1183
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 1: sent to Google maps of Iran.

1184
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 2: Well, now we know you're very unseerious and you just

1185
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 2: wanted to start a fight.

1186
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,439
Speaker 1: No, I'm having a good time.

1187
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 3: I don't know how.

1188
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what advice I could give for them,

1189
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 2: because for me, I'd be like, cancel the whole thing.

1190
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 3: Well, he doesn't even want to cancer the whole thing.

1191
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 4: You don't even want a bachelor party.

1192
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:54,240
Speaker 1: It is a bat report.

1193
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 2: By the time the thing is about a bachelor party

1194
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 2: or a bachelor report, we're supposed to be so looking

1195
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 2: forward to. But the way this is going, by the

1196
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 2: time y'all get there, somebody, a.

1197
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 3: Real brawl is going to happen.

1198
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: I think it's probably true, a real braw definitely gonna

1199
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: get probably kidnapped.

1200
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 3: It's too much build up.

1201
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: They're going to be mean to me, I think, or

1202
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna be mean to them. I sent a heartfelt

1203
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: message yesterday fromt no I sent. I wrote it myself.

1204
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: I said, I apologize for making the threat uncomfortable. I

1205
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: will do better in the future. I am available. I'm

1206
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: available for many of the days. Please let me know

1207
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: what you all decide. And I will also send Bachelor

1208
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: a basking Robin's gift card for the emotional damage I

1209
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: have caused him. I guess I technically owe all of

1210
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: you basking Robin's gift cards. Please send your addresses at

1211
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: your earliest convenience and I'll get those sent out. Thank you.

1212
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm blocking you. I would definitely block you on

1213
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 3: there because you got to get up off my line

1214
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 3: with this bullshit. Now saream.

1215
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 2: Nobody is going to really hit you because you are

1216
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 2: the famous person out of the group. I do think

1217
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 2: you should bring everybody from the group to subway takes

1218
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 2: and every vision has beyond they don't look.

1219
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: At this, say so, my nickname is Jumbo Jumbo fucked everything.

1220
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: Rick's already sensitive and feels like he's burdening everyone by

1221
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: taking their time. And then another guy goes, I'm out,

1222
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: and then another guy goes lame ass non communicating white fox.

1223
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 3: Loo Lol, that might be the title.

1224
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 1: And then another guy who's one percent Egyptian goes, I'm Egyptian.

1225
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 1: This is crazy. Don't call me white.

1226
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 3: One percent of Egyptian is why.

1227
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: He took ancestry dot com and he discovered he was.

1228
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 2: One percent the wrist, I think it might be one

1229
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 2: percent Egyptian.

1230
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: You're more than one percent for are you kidding me?

1231
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 1: I mean Beyonce. I tried to take the whole thing.

1232
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: They made that documentary about never t t No Cleopatra

1233
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: that was.

1234
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 3: In the group chat as well.

1235
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: No No, that was in a different group chat that

1236
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: was in people of color Kareem.

1237
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 2: I think, oh, you know what, why didn't y'all get

1238
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 2: Cowboy Carter tickets?

1239
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 3: That would be a great batcher ladies, that's how you

1240
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 3: did all it is.

1241
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 2: You should say why don't we just go to Beyonce

1242
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 2: and then everybody will leave the group.

1243
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 1: That's a good idea, but then I won't get to

1244
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: go on a bachelor party. The bachelor party is my doing.

1245
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,879
Speaker 3: It's not going to be a party, friend the puppetmaster.

1246
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 4: If you get married to your girlfriend wife, then you

1247
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 4: could have your own bachelor show.

1248
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 1: Them exactly how it's done. So when you do that,

1249
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: I already threatened that. That's been. That's been. I threatened it,

1250
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: el said, I said, you guys don't understand. You'll see

1251
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: what happens when it's my turn.

1252
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,240
Speaker 2: I think when people are planning stuff for a group,

1253
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 2: they need to think about the group and not put

1254
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,919
Speaker 2: their own things, like project what they actually.

1255
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: Want to agree. That's rude.

1256
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 2: I agree the way the way you get down is

1257
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 2: not how everybody else gets down.

1258
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: Wait, are you saying I'm the problem? You are?

1259
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 5: No?

1260
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: I look, I also am the ball buster. I'm funny. No,

1261
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: you don't think one thing you.

1262
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 2: Said made me go ha hapy. Everything you said in

1263
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 2: that man, I said, are we even friends?

1264
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: Put? Are we put me in? Fucking wait?

1265
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 3: I mean it would leave?

1266
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 1: I mean it, okay, don't put in ten percent?

1267
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 3: Yes, she is, she is.

1268
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 6: I'm making you one, Kareem.

1269
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 2: I want to know, how do you would you consider

1270
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 2: you guys friends because you've actually had experiences of friends,

1271
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 2: because you have been together for a long time. Because

1272
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 2: that long time, I think men equate like time with

1273
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 2: friendship and not actual things.

1274
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: It's both. Okay, we're longtime friends, and this is probably

1275
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: the most intense it's ever been. Really, here's the thing.

1276
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm also I keep thinking it's a bit, but apparently

1277
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: it seems as if no one else thinks it's a bit.

1278
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just having fun. I'm like, I'm not actually

1279
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: gonna send basket robins gift cards. I don't even know

1280
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 1: where basket not one. So that's what I'm saying. I'm

1281
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,439
Speaker 1: just having a good I'm like, let's keep it. Look,

1282
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: if they want to go to Denver, I'll go to Denver.

1283
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: I'll have a ye, keep myself entertaining.

1284
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 2: And when you get there, I think that's when you

1285
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 2: should pass out all the basket robbin cards.

1286
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: No, when I get there, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm

1287
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: already transitioning into excitement. So I've already found a really

1288
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: great great pancakes establishment. I found a great a great

1289
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 1: place for fish tacos.

1290
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 3: Everyone explain what is actually fun anymore?

1291
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 2: Because I feel like you don't.

1292
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: It's fine.

1293
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 2: I think eating it depends. I think if we like

1294
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 2: do tap us like we're sharing, that's fun.

1295
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: That's not fun. Breakfast smell you don't, Well, they get

1296
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: so create said.

1297
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 3: We have to share pancakes, share soup with you.

1298
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: That's discussion.

1299
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's from some slurpers. Again.

1300
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,439
Speaker 2: The hair like, I can't because it will fall into

1301
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 2: the ha falling in little salt and peppers are going

1302
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 2: to get in there.

1303
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: That's good flavor seasoning.

1304
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 2: Okay, But because you work a lot and you have

1305
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 2: your kid and your your girlfriend, wife and your friend,

1306
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 2: what is actually fun for you?

1307
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: For me, yeah, this is fun. Maybe I'll start a podcast.

1308
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: Never bring all the.

1309
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 3: Equipment, you know.

1310
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 2: You know what I hate when there is a trip

1311
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 2: and someone is like doing work on the trip. Would

1312
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 2: I wouldn't work if you pull out your motherfucking laptop,

1313
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 2: your MacBook Pro Wi while we're in that. Actually I've

1314
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 2: done that. I remember I had to take a zoom.

1315
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 2: I had to take a zoom while we were in Miami.

1316
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 2: I took I did a zoom, I did.

1317
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 3: I was like, why did I bring?

1318
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: Did I just I don't.

1319
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 3: I don't even really like to leave my it's a

1320
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 3: it's a house.

1321
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: It used to be not for the house. It used

1322
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: to be the mobile. But now we have a mobile.

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Speaker 3: Right that Because people had desktops.

1324
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 4: Now I've got this laptop that I and it's not

1325
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 4: fair by the windows.

1326
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: Your desk just st the window.

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01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 3: No, I was watching something last night and I just

1328
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 3: had to watch.

1329
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: Film and television on your laptop.

1330
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 3: It was what was I watching? I was watching like The.

1331
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: Family Guys or something. You're like a foreigner.

1332
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 3: Why like I mean? And when I say last night,

1333
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 3: I mean it.

1334
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 1: Was like a study abroad. I wish watching Family Guy

1335
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: on your phone at five thirty in the morning.

1336
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 2: It's my allowed you to know that's my mess. My

1337
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 2: mess is the college that I picked. I wish I

1338
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 2: would have went to n y U.

1339
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 3: Is the college as well that my credit is in shambles.

1340
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 2: And if I win to n y U, I definitely

1341
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 2: would be further along in comedy.

1342
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: You would absolutely you would have a little bit of nepotism,

1343
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 1: a sprinkle of this because if you go to n YU,

1344
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: they're all in cahoots. They're all in cahoots. Back to

1345
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: the group conversation.

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01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 3: Yes, keeping keep us in line.

1347
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: If you want to feature me, like, let me get

1348
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: a feature for one day.

1349
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna leave.

1350
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: No, I can.

1351
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 3: I can attest that you would be one annoying Do.

1352
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 2: You can you write your paragraphs or do you do

1353
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 2: the individual text? I'm an individual text. So it looks

1354
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 2: like so when you lots of life.

1355
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's not for me.

1356
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like a mix send a thing, Lord, just

1357
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 4: hold me. I'm also all of my group chats are muted.

1358
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 4: Like this morning, I woke up and I said, yeah, damn,

1359
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 4: they've been texting since five am. And I just liked

1360
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 4: a couple of things and then I said something and

1361
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 4: then and I left it on me.

1362
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 1: We have to so there's no harmon. Light me in

1363
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: for a little bit, like I think you present to

1364
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: the group chat. Hey, guys, we have a guest for

1365
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: the next day.

1366
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 2: Oh that might give me the new show. The new

1367
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 2: show is, uh, you know, be my guest. You have

1368
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 2: one day to ipress the group chat to see if

1369
01:02:59,480 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 2: you can get in.

1370
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, let them know. No, No, I don't want to

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01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: stand that.

1372
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 3: You don't want to stand.

1373
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: I want to do a set. I want to do.

1374
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: I want to I want to spot.

1375
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 3: I want to spot.

1376
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 2: It sounds like a nightmare. You would love me in there,

1377
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to say no, I would have your support?

1378
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: Correct, really don't have.

1379
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 2: We're fully against you, got it right now?

1380
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: What kind of audience capacity like on the spot? Is anyone?

1381
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 1: Is anyone gonna be support?

1382
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 2: It's it's it's it's copperrolls, it's hot game generally speaking.

1383
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: And support.

1384
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 2: It's people at work, people who drive, it's London loding.

1385
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 3: Can you people that wear glasses.

1386
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: I'm an everyman. I'm a man of the people. I

1387
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 1: think people will support me. I hope so, but really

1388
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't even care.

1389
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 3: Hear moose.

1390
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 2: You're taking people on a journey right now because they

1391
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 2: were with you then.

1392
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 3: Now we're against you. Now they were Now they're like

1393
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 3: to get them off.

1394
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: Now I'm winning them back. I'm trying to win the back.

1395
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 2: How did you get your wife girlfriend? How did you

1396
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 2: persuade her?

1397
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 4: She said, it wasn't your personality and.

1398
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 3: What was your opening line? Well?

1399
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: Here, So we met on the internet on a dating

1400
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 1: dating app, that I will not name. No free advertising

1401
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: were sponsor the show. Dating apps. See this is I'm

1402
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: winning the audience by helping you guys. So it was

1403
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 1: on and I had don't contact me or something like that.

1404
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: You know, they had that. They had these prompts. It

1405
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 1: was like, send me a message if you like, and

1406
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 1: I put breakfast for dinner. Mm hmmm, which I like

1407
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 1: breakfast for dinner. So she hit me like that. I

1408
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: was cute, and now you also like breakfast for dinner,

1409
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 1: just saying.

1410
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 2: Hey, don't you have a wife, girlfriend, Look don't.

1411
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 1: I'm simply platonically engaging in a discussion about breakfast for dinner.

1412
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: She likes it.

1413
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 3: Oh, gaslight, it's very intelligence.

1414
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: This is not nice. This is not nice.

1415
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 3: You in the good chat.

1416
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: Yes, it feels good. I like it. It feels good.

1417
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 1: So I had that in the thing she tapped. She

1418
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: gave me the like oh. And then I said, hey,

1419
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: let's do it sometime, and then she ignored me, and

1420
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 1: then I said, hey, are you available? And then she

1421
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: said no, I just moved back to New York. I'm

1422
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 1: getting my life together. And I said okay. I waited

1423
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: some more and then said hey, and she said I'm

1424
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: really busy right now. And I said, fuck it. And

1425
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: then I said the next time, I said, hey, I'm

1426
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 1: in your neighborhood, because it said where she lived. Said,

1427
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm in your neighborhood right now if you want to

1428
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 1: swing by for a smoothie. And she said, oh my god,

1429
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 1: that's right next to my house. I'll be right down.

1430
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: Little did she know I was actually at my home.

1431
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: So so she was like, I'll be down in fifteen

1432
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 1: minutes or something, or like a half hour. I was like,

1433
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: oh shit, and so I ran. But along the way,

1434
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: I was sprinting like Forrest Gump, like I.

1435
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 3: Was, so, you was gonna get to this place sweaty

1436
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 3: as hill.

1437
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: I was okay with that. You were I can make

1438
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: up an excuse.

1439
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 3: My mouth is wide open.

1440
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,919
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. On the way there, I got

1441
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: stopped by someone. They pulled a kareem. How are you?

1442
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: And I said, I gotta go.

1443
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, but then I

1444
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 3: got pulled of it.

1445
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 1: No, I was on. I was like, no, that would

1446
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: be crazy, that would be crazy. I no, I got stopped.

1447
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: I got stopped. I saw like three acquaintances and I

1448
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,240
Speaker 1: had to at least you know, give them minute two

1449
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,480
Speaker 1: minutes each. And then I was running, running, running, and

1450
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:01,800
Speaker 1: I made it. She was already there, and you are

1451
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: and I'm a liar. I'm literally you're a liar.

1452
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 4: So you run into the thing exactly and she's she's

1453
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 4: there smelling.

1454
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 1: Looking great, smelling good, exactly as the pictures had shown.

1455
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, and then she was in there

1456
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: arguing with the barista about having her dog.

1457
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 3: She had dog that was the cod block dogs.

1458
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,480
Speaker 1: No longer with us, the.

1459
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 3: Way to bring where's the sandwich.

1460
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: She's not dead, he's he's no longer with us, as

1461
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,360
Speaker 1: in in my own.

1462
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:50,960
Speaker 3: He's not dead. It's crazy, sandwich.

1463
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 1: Take it back, take it back, he's no longer with us.

1464
01:07:55,320 --> 01:08:00,400
Speaker 1: Bring the house. But so then they were arguing, and

1465
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, look you go outside.

1466
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm going to diffuse the diffuse. Diffuse the diffuse. I'm

1467
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 1: gonna bring it down. Use this situation. What can I get?

1468
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 1: You also get a bonus cookie for her, not the

1469
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 1: dog dogs They're not for me. And so then you know,

1470
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: then we sit then we have like a nice pleasant

1471
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 1: She said that the minute she saw me, she was

1472
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:27,879
Speaker 1: like hard.

1473
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 4: Now, sweaty, your hair probably mashed to your forehead and

1474
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 4: you grill breathing hard.

1475
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 3: Can I bring Can I bring her on the pot?

1476
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 2: Because I want to ask her what's worse a liar

1477
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,639
Speaker 2: or somebody who's sweaty or both.

1478
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:51,440
Speaker 1: Or a guy or a thirty three year old aspiring.

1479
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 2: To me, that's the that's the that's that's.

1480
01:08:55,680 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 1: Wearing a grill and blue velure corduroy pants. Now the

1481
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 1: orange shirt. The whole thing was crazy orange, like orange

1482
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 1: bright orange shirt.

1483
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 3: And she sat there and entertained it.

1484
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,759
Speaker 1: Yes, the well for the first ten to fifteen minutes,

1485
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:18,200
Speaker 1: she was like, this guy's awful, and then slowly she

1486
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh, he's not so bad, because she had

1487
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,680
Speaker 1: the same she has the same. Uh. The first impression, now,

1488
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,719
Speaker 1: the first impression of like this guy's chaotic and crazy

1489
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 1: and unhinged and like insane, which is really not true, Like,

1490
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 1: of course I'm saying things that are a little more exaggerated,

1491
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm not truly unhinged. I'm just are

1492
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: you sure what I'm doing is intentional? Like in my mind,

1493
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 1: in my heart and my mind, I'm actually very zend out,

1494
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 1: like I could live a very drama free like I'm

1495
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:55,600
Speaker 1: creating the drama for fun, for my own entertainment and engagement.

1496
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: But in reality, I'm gainfully employed. I'm providing for my family.

1497
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm having a good I have a good, nice, pleasant,

1498
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 1: relaxing situation right now. When you met her, I'm a

1499
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: responsible adult. But I put out an energy of like

1500
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:22,440
Speaker 1: Kramer actually like really like, no.

1501
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:24,200
Speaker 4: That's all the time we have for you ship.

1502
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 3: Damn.

1503
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 2: Well, you know what I feel the riz and obviously

1504
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 2: she likes the madness, so that's why.

1505
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1506
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 3: And also you like women who I feel like, say no.

1507
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 1: I like it.

1508
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,519
Speaker 3: I like to you like a challenge, like the pursuit.

1509
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,280
Speaker 1: Well, she said, honestly, the first date and then and

1510
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 1: then and then she was into me right away. Actually

1511
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 1: that's a lie.

1512
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 3: I don't believe it. Believe it.

1513
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 2: Well, she said, fifteen times were standing.

1514
01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:01,320
Speaker 1: She persisted. Nevertheless, he persisted, that's.

1515
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 3: What we learned here today. You gotta keep going, you know,

1516
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:07,080
Speaker 3: keep keep going.

1517
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 4: And ladies, sometimes you're not really I mean, we know

1518
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:16,479
Speaker 4: this sometimes I know unless it's.

1519
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,639
Speaker 1: No, I'm doing it.

1520
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 3: You didn't have to do it.

1521
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:26,719
Speaker 2: They don't know, these people, not y'all. But some people

1522
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,760
Speaker 2: knew listeners. Hey, they could be done.

1523
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 1: She also, I will say, she didn't say no, she

1524
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 1: just said I'm busy. She gave she was curving me.

1525
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: That's that's no.

1526
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:36,320
Speaker 3: I'm busy.

1527
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:40,479
Speaker 4: Hey, I can't tell me it's.

1528
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:43,480
Speaker 2: Busy, and I'm outside your way. E Marie, I'm downstairs.

1529
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 3: You throw something at me. You got it there.

1530
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 1: It's an invitation. It was an invitation.

1531
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:51,640
Speaker 5: You know.

1532
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 3: I'm glad it worked out for you because you did.

1533
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,280
Speaker 4: Truly, first impressions are everything, and you sound like you

1534
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 4: had the worst first impression you could possibly.

1535
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: Let's not forget that. There was then, you know, the

1536
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 1: first impression, but then there was a year of turmoil,

1537
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,439
Speaker 1: no tumultuous.

1538
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 2: You said, if you want to be with me, if

1539
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 2: you want to live with me, you have to get

1540
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:13,639
Speaker 2: rid of your dog.

1541
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 3: Is that what?

1542
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,240
Speaker 1: No? No, No, I didn't do that. Yeah, that's what I did.

1543
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:19,759
Speaker 3: That's not that's not I'm projecting.

1544
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 1: So I was actually taking care of her dog, taking

1545
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,840
Speaker 1: it on walks and training it. It was untrained, which

1546
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: is one of my biggest pet peeves.

1547
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 3: In a smoothie place.

1548
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,800
Speaker 1: That dog was rude. It was digging holes. Our first date,

1549
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: I was the one that was turned off. It was

1550
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,880
Speaker 1: digging holes, and she was like, letting it dig holes.

1551
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: I was a like in your house in the park,

1552
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 1: like we were sitting in a park. It was digging

1553
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 1: the hole the size of the stable, and I wanted

1554
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 1: to say, like, lady, your dog is digging a humongous hole.

1555
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:49,799
Speaker 1: People are looking at the hole. This is uncouth. Uncouth.

1556
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:54,559
Speaker 2: I like uncous for the first year because it was

1557
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 2: an on and off again because we had both just

1558
01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:00,000
Speaker 2: been divorced.

1559
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 3: Did she put that in a profile.

1560
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 2: No.

1561
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:04,679
Speaker 1: We discovered that on maybe the third day. Because because

1562
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 1: women are like, you need to know my business.

1563
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 2: That's something you should put in a profile. I think

1564
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:14,280
Speaker 2: it's meant, yes, don't lead with divorce. No, you gotta

1565
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 2: leave a divorce.

1566
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,479
Speaker 3: Let me know. I don't want to show up right.

1567
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:21,559
Speaker 2: Thinking you you you know you fresh, no baggage? What

1568
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 2: divorce different type of energy, but everybody has different types

1569
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 2: of baggage. I think putting divorced on the.

1570
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,640
Speaker 4: Profile will make people who might actually work out with

1571
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 4: you not even want to try.

1572
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:36,439
Speaker 3: I think you gotta you gotta say it.

1573
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:40,040
Speaker 1: Early in the dating we did mutual third date revealed

1574
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: I said, I got to tell you something and she said,

1575
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,720
Speaker 1: so do I exactly.

1576
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 2: Hey, let me tell you. I showed up right away.

1577
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,760
Speaker 2: I said, hey, I'm a lesbian. And the men were like,

1578
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 2: so what, and there it was there.

1579
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,000
Speaker 3: It's like we started, Hey.

1580
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:01,200
Speaker 2: I am into women. I'm here one with a man. Hey,

1581
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,200
Speaker 2: I'm a lesbian.

1582
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 3: So I swear to you.

1583
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 2: They were one guy was like upset, like visibly, like,

1584
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:12,920
Speaker 2: so why are you here?

1585
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,599
Speaker 1: Well, you said, did you know you were a lesbian

1586
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 1: before you went on the date?

1587
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:17,599
Speaker 3: I didn't.

1588
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:20,280
Speaker 1: I did, because that's not giving lesbian energy to be on.

1589
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:23,720
Speaker 2: A day with a man, it's giving unemployed because I was.

1590
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,479
Speaker 2: I was very I was fresh back from l A.

1591
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:27,679
Speaker 2: And I said, I got all the time. Maybe let's

1592
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 2: go to brunch, lunch, dinner, Let's have dinner for brunch,

1593
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 2: let's go to the after hours.

1594
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:33,760
Speaker 3: Whatever you want. I'm available.

1595
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:38,320
Speaker 1: That's insane, is crazy. Yeah, that's like me going on

1596
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:39,479
Speaker 1: a date with a gay guy.

1597
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:42,599
Speaker 4: And being like, I'm straight and like you would do that,

1598
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 4: but yeah, I feel like you would do it.

1599
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 3: For the content.

1600
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,800
Speaker 1: I'm not baiting. I'm not baiting anyone.

1601
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:49,880
Speaker 6: We have.

1602
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,640
Speaker 4: We have a message we want to read. We do

1603
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,880
Speaker 4: have a mester a listener. Yes, we want you to

1604
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:54,959
Speaker 4: tell us if it's messy.

1605
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: Or just you want me to be involved in us.

1606
01:14:56,760 --> 01:15:00,480
Speaker 2: I want to read it out.

1607
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,280
Speaker 4: This is your test to see if you can you

1608
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:06,759
Speaker 4: can cut it in the group chat. Is it worth

1609
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:11,559
Speaker 4: possibly putting honey in my bathroom towel? So my twenty

1610
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:15,479
Speaker 4: nine she's twenty nine female husband thirty learns to get

1611
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 4: his own and stop using mine. Okay, my husband is

1612
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 4: thirty and I have been married for eight years. He

1613
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 4: has little quirks that drive me nuts, but I love

1614
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 4: him dearly. However, one of these quarks is starting to

1615
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,880
Speaker 4: really irritate me. He always uses the used towel I've

1616
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 4: hung up to dry and use during my next shower.

1617
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 4: Not only does he use it, but after he's done,

1618
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 4: he lays it flat on the floor so he doesn't

1619
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,880
Speaker 4: slip and doesn't hang it back up.

1620
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 3: That's nasty.

1621
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,720
Speaker 4: After numerous times getting out of the shower only to

1622
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:49,959
Speaker 4: find no towel on the rack, I finally and kindly

1623
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 4: asked him to stop using my towel.

1624
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:53,680
Speaker 3: He got super defensive.

1625
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,600
Speaker 4: I told him I was getting tired of having to

1626
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,759
Speaker 4: trop through the carpet and into the hallway naked.

1627
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,000
Speaker 3: And cold to grab a towel after my shower.

1628
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,600
Speaker 4: He told me I was being unreasonable and that the

1629
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 4: answer to my concern is for me to check that

1630
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 4: my towel is there before I shower. That totally pissed

1631
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 4: me off. I thought he'd see the fair solution to

1632
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 4: be that he should check for his own towel and

1633
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 4: go and get one for himself, But instead he just

1634
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:19,759
Speaker 4: thinks I'm nagging and getting upset over nothing. It honestly

1635
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:23,400
Speaker 4: seems childish, and thanks to my overdeveloped sense of justice,

1636
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:27,280
Speaker 4: I'm debating resorting to the level of his immaturity to

1637
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 4: teach him a lesson.

1638
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:32,000
Speaker 3: My solution is to prank my husband. He hates being sticky, and.

1639
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 4: I planned on putting honey all on the inside of

1640
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,880
Speaker 4: my towel and hanging it up to hide the stickiness

1641
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 4: from him. When he goes to dry himself, all instantly

1642
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:46,160
Speaker 4: gets sticky.

1643
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,040
Speaker 3: However, this could obviously backfire.

1644
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:51,080
Speaker 4: And make me look like I'm overreacting. So what do

1645
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,559
Speaker 4: we think, Fight fire with fire or just start getting

1646
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:56,559
Speaker 4: a new towel every shower. I don't think he's going

1647
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:57,439
Speaker 4: to stop using.

1648
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:05,960
Speaker 1: Mind divorce divorce. I mean, look, this is exactly that

1649
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,600
Speaker 1: this is. This is similar to my experience in the

1650
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:12,280
Speaker 1: Bachelor party, fire with fire. I think, put the honey

1651
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:14,600
Speaker 1: in there, Yeah, and report it.

1652
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 3: I'm here for that.

1653
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, put the honey in there. It's harmless prank.

1654
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,439
Speaker 3: She said, My husband hates being sticky.

1655
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 1: That's hilarious, she said, I I have to go out

1656
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 1: outside in the hallway, cold and naked.

1657
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, babe, I think you need to get a bathrobe

1658
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:28,799
Speaker 4: for the shower.

1659
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:32,040
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a good wait, this is a good point.

1660
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 4: Yeahthe but also sticky towel for him.

1661
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, sticky towel. I'm also on. I feel

1662
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 1: like the honey is not even it's not bad. I mean,

1663
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 1: I know, I know he hates being sticky, But is

1664
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:47,120
Speaker 1: there something else that she could do that's worse?

1665
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,280
Speaker 3: Put period on it? I would, I would.

1666
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 2: I would period on the on the towel and you

1667
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:56,640
Speaker 2: put it is.

1668
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:57,240
Speaker 1: A little sticky.

1669
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 3: No, not this.

1670
01:17:59,160 --> 01:17:59,559
Speaker 1: I know.

1671
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 4: Mike's hot, honey on the yes, or he is hot,

1672
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 4: he will not.

1673
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 1: Go in his pep hole business. Yeah, honey might be

1674
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:19,080
Speaker 1: better because this definitely sounds like a white couple. By

1675
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:19,960
Speaker 1: the way, so he's his.

1676
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,760
Speaker 2: The first of all, when I heard who is my

1677
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:29,800
Speaker 2: wet towel nasty?

1678
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,880
Speaker 1: Wait? I want to know. So he's using her wet

1679
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:35,640
Speaker 1: towel like he's a dog, and then he's putting the

1680
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 1: towel on the floor like he's a dog, and then

1681
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:39,080
Speaker 1: he hangs it back.

1682
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 3: Up on the floor.

1683
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:44,800
Speaker 2: I think she needs to leave him, because what if

1684
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 2: you can't understand how using my wet towel is like

1685
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:50,519
Speaker 2: where's the boundaries too?

1686
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,880
Speaker 3: And then you leave it on the floor? Are you

1687
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:53,679
Speaker 3: a child?

1688
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 6: Like?

1689
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 3: None of this would get me.

1690
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,120
Speaker 2: Damn as a woman like I would look at every

1691
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,200
Speaker 2: time he would want to cook up. I would be like,

1692
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:04,760
Speaker 2: wet towel on the floor that you use, that's mine nasty?

1693
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,040
Speaker 3: But also you.

1694
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:08,120
Speaker 4: Don't like being sticky. But he's okay with using a

1695
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 4: wet towel.

1696
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:13,920
Speaker 2: Period on the towel. I'm telling you it's gonna be amazing.

1697
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:17,040
Speaker 2: I'm just you said, honey, I say, period.

1698
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 1: How many towels do you think this family house?

1699
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:20,920
Speaker 3: Not enough?

1700
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,000
Speaker 1: Sounds like it.

1701
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,560
Speaker 4: Sounds like they have a towel for the family one

1702
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 4: literally want to send them towels.

1703
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,120
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, get the sponsors.

1704
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,719
Speaker 3: Maybe you ought to put more towels in the bathroom.

1705
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:31,400
Speaker 1: I think so.

1706
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.

1707
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:36,840
Speaker 2: First of all, they're too young. Why are they married.

1708
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 3: They've been together for eight years. That's breakup. You gotta

1709
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,599
Speaker 3: meet somebody else, meet.

1710
01:19:41,439 --> 01:19:44,599
Speaker 2: Somebody else that understands that to get their own time.

1711
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:47,599
Speaker 1: Wait, I have another question. Why aren't there just two towels?

1712
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:50,080
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, like like on separate sides, like

1713
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,800
Speaker 1: his towels howl left her towels on the right.

1714
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 3: It sounds like he just do they live in a

1715
01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:01,400
Speaker 3: studio apartment? What's going on? Tow must they must have

1716
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,840
Speaker 3: no closet space or nothing.

1717
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 1: This sounds crazy unless he's being like intentionally uh ob to.

1718
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 2: This is driving me wild, and they again, I'm leaving

1719
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,439
Speaker 2: the group chat because it's not really making any sense.

1720
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:17,120
Speaker 1: No.

1721
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:19,360
Speaker 4: My fear about the honey and the towel, though, is

1722
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:20,840
Speaker 4: he's going to use the side that don't have no

1723
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:23,639
Speaker 4: honey on it and then put the sticky side down

1724
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:26,120
Speaker 4: and now they got honey on your floor.

1725
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:27,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you were worried about.

1726
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,599
Speaker 2: I was worried that he was gonna use it on

1727
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,280
Speaker 2: his face and get in his eye and then he

1728
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:32,200
Speaker 2: has to go to the hospital.

1729
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:35,879
Speaker 1: That's his business. That's funny. I think that's quite funny.

1730
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,920
Speaker 1: You don't have to go to the hospital for that.

1731
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:39,240
Speaker 3: You never know.

1732
01:20:39,479 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 1: The little kids put honey on their face all the time,

1733
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,640
Speaker 1: hot though, fuck it.

1734
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,960
Speaker 3: Listen. This podcast is sponsored by Mike's Honey.

1735
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,320
Speaker 1: I hope so and the towel brand. Is there any

1736
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 1: towel brands out there?

1737
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:56,240
Speaker 2: Parachute, Brooklyn they make towels too, They got towels.

1738
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,439
Speaker 1: I think I have some Brooklyn on towels. How many

1739
01:20:58,439 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 1: towles do you guys have.

1740
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:04,639
Speaker 3: In my home? Yeah? Maybe like five.

1741
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,799
Speaker 1: That's nice for one person, but I don't.

1742
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:10,040
Speaker 3: Really use the towels. I have two bathrooms, and I'll

1743
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 3: put a different bathroom every.

1744
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:12,880
Speaker 4: Time I get off the get out of the shower,

1745
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:13,120
Speaker 4: so I.

1746
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,000
Speaker 3: Could lotion my BODYO. That's smart.

1747
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 1: But you're like a slow Oh yeah, you're like a

1748
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:19,519
Speaker 1: slow get ready sort of person.

1749
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:23,680
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm a slow I'm a slow until already late.

1750
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:30,559
Speaker 2: And then from the tent towels, yes, you know the number.

1751
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:35,040
Speaker 3: I know how many I ordered because it's a new apartment.

1752
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:37,320
Speaker 2: So I just want to have enough towel for me

1753
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:40,120
Speaker 2: my guests, you know, like I want to do it

1754
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:40,599
Speaker 2: I don't.

1755
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:43,440
Speaker 3: I I come from a I was living with a friend.

1756
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,679
Speaker 2: And I would constantly have to get new towels because

1757
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 2: I'd be like, where the the towels?

1758
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,040
Speaker 3: Am I?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:50,080
Speaker 3: Do they have my towels?

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01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:51,360
Speaker 2: Do I have my towel? I don't know who has

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01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:56,400
Speaker 2: the towels? So now abundant mindset.

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01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm bringing from a place of black being here.

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01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:04,120
Speaker 3: Thank you great, I've learned so much.

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01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:11,439
Speaker 2: You're a chaotic uh, you know, controlled charming, chaos, charming

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01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,240
Speaker 2: chaoses and that yes, and the fact that you are

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01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:19,000
Speaker 2: able to show up sweaty, late, lying divorced in corduroys

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Speaker 2: and an orange top uh and and aspiring wife girlfriend,

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Speaker 2: baby mother.

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01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:29,400
Speaker 3: Wow, you should give the ten talk. Help them help

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01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:30,280
Speaker 3: the other men's out.

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01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,800
Speaker 2: Honestly, they don't need any more help because I'm sure

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01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:36,160
Speaker 2: there's so many other stories just like you, And I

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01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:38,040
Speaker 2: bet you these guys don't even look half as good

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01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:38,439
Speaker 2: as you do.

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Speaker 1: That is a very nice there, it is. Thank you

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01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:41,559
Speaker 1: guys so much.

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01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:42,080
Speaker 3: Periods.

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01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:44,280
Speaker 1: Please just group on the towel.

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01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:45,200
Speaker 3: That's not one hour?

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01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:46,639
Speaker 1: One hour?

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01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:50,120
Speaker 3: Is you already out? I'll pay you pay, all right?

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01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:51,160
Speaker 3: You want to get in what the.

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01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:59,920
Speaker 1: Sponsored by Kareem.

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01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:04,759
Speaker 4: Yes, where where can the people listening catch you? Tell

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01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:05,559
Speaker 4: them where you're at.

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01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,479
Speaker 1: There's a new podcast called Suboy Takes Uncut, which is

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01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:12,599
Speaker 1: on Spotify and Apple and YouTube and such. Kareem on Instagram,

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01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:15,960
Speaker 1: somebody takes on Instagram and TikTok and I'm just around.

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01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

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01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:19,320
Speaker 3: You snagged the Kareem handle.

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01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,439
Speaker 1: And when I was poor, I tried to sell it

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01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:24,840
Speaker 1: to Kareem abdul Jabbar and shut up. Yeah, and how

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01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,439
Speaker 1: much were you trying to sell it? For? Five K?

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01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,120
Speaker 1: And what did he say? He ignored me.

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01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:31,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now I have because the real Karem.

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01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,479
Speaker 1: This was inspiring comedian. I was like, I'm poor, I

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01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,759
Speaker 1: need I need five thousand dollars. I DMed every famous

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01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:40,400
Speaker 1: Kareem and I said, I'll sell you my name for

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01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 1: five K.

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01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,680
Speaker 3: How many other famous Kareems are there?

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01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:47,160
Speaker 1: There's like five. There's a skateboarder, a photographer, a basketball player.

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01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:50,839
Speaker 3: And now you you're on that list? Are you on Forbes?

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01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm not on Forbes.

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01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:59,759
Speaker 2: Forty sweaty undersweat Forbes sweaty undersweaty another title.

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Speaker 1: Love this so fun? Thank you, Thank you, miss you.

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01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:04,760
Speaker 1: Moore No I'm here.

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01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:07,080
Speaker 3: Now we're here. This is friendship and now you're mister again.

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01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,479
Speaker 1: See you when Denver may.

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01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:13,519
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, wait, remember that we need.

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01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:16,519
Speaker 2: People to send messages, and that the people send messages.

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01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:19,840
Speaker 2: What you said, no, you're like you already questioned Mike.

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01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,920
Speaker 2: You said no, no, no, no, yeah, tell them the number. Yeah.

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01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 2: Please send your mess to mess the podcast at gmail

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01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:27,000
Speaker 2: dot com.

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01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,160
Speaker 3: Also, we want to hear your voices.

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01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:29,840
Speaker 1: What's up?

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01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:31,240
Speaker 3: What's the number?

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01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:35,000
Speaker 4: Seven six three two eight zero six five eight eight,

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01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,920
Speaker 4: Sydney say it?

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01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:41,760
Speaker 3: Yes, I had already forgotten. I was like seven six

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01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:47,320
Speaker 3: three two eight zero six five hey eight. Please again,

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01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:48,920
Speaker 3: that's not like you've never said a phone number, and.

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01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:54,280
Speaker 2: Please call us with your mess at seven six three

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01:24:54,439 --> 01:24:56,520
Speaker 2: to eight zero six five.

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01:24:56,479 --> 01:24:59,240
Speaker 3: Eight eight bye.

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Speaker 4: Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

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01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:07,439
Speaker 4: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts. Created

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01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:11,320
Speaker 4: and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced

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01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:15,599
Speaker 4: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,

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01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,599
Speaker 4: edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries.

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01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,519
Speaker 3: If you would like your messages read on air, please

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01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:23,280
Speaker 3: email us at mess Thepodcast at gmail dot com, or

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01:25:23,439 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 3: call for your messages to be played at seven six

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Speaker 3: three two eight zero six five eight eight