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Speaker 2: What's up your door? And were in the building. More

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Speaker 2: so they all date. We don't stop hell yeah, baby,

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Speaker 2: we keep moving. We don't ever stop proving. Like I said,

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Speaker 2: when it comes to life, I bombed so much in life,

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Speaker 2: like I had a Okay, So I used to date

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Speaker 2: this Russian girl, six feet tall, beautiful woman.

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Speaker 3: She hit me. I called the cops.

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Speaker 4: She slapped you, she bunched you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she had hands, Wow, she had the hands.

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Speaker 4: What led up to that moment?

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Speaker 3: This is a young beautiful Rusian hick and get mad.

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Speaker 3: What did you do to her?

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Speaker 5: She was always mad?

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Speaker 3: She hit me.

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Speaker 6: So I learned you don't put your hands on a woman.

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Speaker 6: If a woman hits you, I called the cops. So

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Speaker 6: I called the cops, right and the cops come to

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Speaker 6: now you have, and he said, no, no, you a

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Speaker 3: Beat up boyfriend. Yeah, this is the house. And it

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Speaker 5: Goes, damn, this dude ain't got no shame.

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Speaker 6: Damn Like she said, she's like, damn a man, the sucker,

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Speaker 6: Damn so then so then so then he said, what happened?

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Speaker 5: I said, she poised me in the face. So I

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Speaker 5: called the cops, and the female cops started laughing, damn,

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Speaker 3: So then he.

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Speaker 5: Said, well was she driving?

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Speaker 6: I said, she's driving oversized, a truck that's lifted with

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Speaker 6: she coming back to finish the job. She come back

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Speaker 6: to finish she beat someone before you.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, I was her boyfriend for a long period

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Speaker 4: But oh and you called her.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well multiple times every time she hit me.

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Speaker 4: I was just this was the one that wasn't on

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Speaker 6: No, okay, but I have so many stories about women

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Speaker 6: doing that to me. And I know if a man

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Speaker 5: But if a woman.

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Speaker 6: Puts her hands on the man, everybody's laughing. I have

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Speaker 6: they're all just standing there. So she gets out of

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Speaker 5: It's a bunch of cops. They going, damn you.

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Speaker 2: Find as hell, damn what you doing yo?

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Speaker 3: You find cop?

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Speaker 5: Because the neiges Yo, you don't want to you don't

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Speaker 3: Man, let her go, man, let's work it out.

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Speaker 6: I go okay. So she gets her stuff. She says

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Speaker 6: the female cop says, why don't you guys have dinner

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Speaker 6: my girlfriend is Latvian.

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Speaker 3: And she beats the shit out of me too.

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Speaker 6: So I'm bonding with a police officer over our Eastern

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Speaker 6: The other story that I have, I was dating a girl.

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Speaker 6: I'm out in the club, a Spanish woman. I'm out

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Speaker 6: shout out to a bunch of other comedians with dancing

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Speaker 6: and having fun. I'm dancing with this this Australian girl.

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Speaker 6: You like violent women, and everybody start and as she's

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Speaker 3: But he just picked her up.

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Speaker 5: He didn't pull her back, he didn't take these tips back.

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Speaker 3: He just picked her up.

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Speaker 5: Now she has better leverage.

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Speaker 6: Me cut me now, she's told w Everybody just laughing,

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Speaker 5: I was lumped up.

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Speaker 3: Security took out the club.

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Speaker 6: I was like, wait, I just got my ask by

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Speaker 6: When a cab comes, I'll hail the cab for you.

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Speaker 6: She gets to the cab. Okay, So cab comes, he

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Speaker 5: I go out.

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Speaker 3: Security steps in front, but the cab was off duty.

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Speaker 7: So did the tie Australian girl like take all this

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Speaker 5: She would She wouldn't talk to me after that.

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Speaker 8: I didn't know you.

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Speaker 5: Had a girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Everybody there, everybody, oh there.

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Speaker 5: But here's the thing with this chick. She was wearing

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Speaker 6: Yeah, as I'm running all your hers the street, and

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Speaker 5: Flops right behind me. I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker. I'm

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Speaker 4: She got you up.

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Speaker 5: You know, she never caught up.

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Speaker 7: I ran still married to this day. No, no, no,

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Speaker 5: No, I'm still friends with her. Really, this is actually

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Speaker 7: Though, when that would happen or what yeaheties back then?

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Speaker 6: All of my bad stories with women are years back.

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Speaker 6: I haven't had any recent ones. I mean, I'm an

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Speaker 6: which brings back to coming on stage when a set

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Speaker 6: is going bad, if I'm not having a good time,

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Speaker 6: but I find that a conversation with the audience member

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Speaker 7: Well, you just act like you're like just getting to

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Speaker 7: know knowm like, hey, where are you from?

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Speaker 4: Let's shit or what?

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Speaker 6: Well, I'll just some them what they're wearing or what

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Speaker 6: you have a good time where you're from? When you're

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Speaker 6: a well traveled person, you've been there. Yeah, And then

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Speaker 6: you can find a way for.

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Speaker 5: Everybody to come together.

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Speaker 6: Also, guys like, guess we could use we use physical

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Speaker 6: comedy or a favorite song. Yeah, everybody has a favorite song.

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Speaker 6: I can go into a joke. It always works. A

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Speaker 1: Something.

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Speaker 5: The sillier song, the better.

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Speaker 6: Making my way downtown and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 6: all the crowd that hited is going not on your

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Speaker 6: side again if you're doing something that they can relate to.

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Speaker 4: You had a bit about listening to Billy Joel in

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like I listened to white music in

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Speaker 4: Better attention if you switch it.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but I said that I use I play

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Speaker 6: I play rock music. When a cop pulls me over,

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Speaker 6: I put I put white people music on, like a

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Speaker 5: I'll see him then and I'll throw on the Billy

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Speaker 5: Addle CD in the midnight olt.

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Speaker 3: She caused more more more.

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Speaker 5: About a cop gets in my window he hears the song,

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Speaker 6: Hey, what the hell, Yeah, get out of here, nigger.

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Speaker 3: I love that black guy. He's so cool. Friday night

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Speaker 3: I crashed your party. Saturday, Sam, I'm sorry. Sunday came.

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Speaker 3: You trashed me out again.

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Speaker 5: Cock comes in the window.

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Speaker 3: I was on having fun. Was it hurting anyone? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: get out here, nigger.

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Speaker 4: Billy Joel, that's a deep cut.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's not. Maybe you may be right, I may

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Speaker 4: You don't know that song song.

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Speaker 3: At your birthday party. You doing a lot of songs.

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Speaker 3: You put me up on a lot of songs.

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Speaker 7: I gotta do it again, just for my own bring.

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Speaker 7: I don't remember anything. Got blurry very.

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Speaker 5: Quick, but your crowd loves that.

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Speaker 3: Dude, wild insane.

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Speaker 4: That was a wild time.

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Speaker 5: That's a great time.

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Speaker 4: That was a great time. Half of it.

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Speaker 7: I couldn't even I was trying to catch all of it.

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Speaker 7: There's like fire breathers, Santa Claus wrestling.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if you noticed, but the crowd went

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Speaker 6: wherever you went, like you should. I should have been

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Speaker 7: There was there's a crowd that like broke into my

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Speaker 7: This kid broke into my green room and took the ship.

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Speaker 9: Get the out of here.

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Speaker 3: If you gotta go, you gotta go ship. Sometimes you

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Speaker 3: can't hold it. You gotta take ship, no matter what

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Speaker 3: you are, but you gotta get to close. The one

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Speaker 3: purposely went down and did it.

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Speaker 5: You ain't gonna make it in the next one.

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Speaker 3: That is stealing all my ship, my ship, my green room.

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Speaker 3: You were stealing when that turn is.

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Speaker 6: Knocking on your asshole, not not knocking all Heaven's door.

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Speaker 4: You have your bands?

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Speaker 3: Never never, I've never shipped my pants.

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Speaker 4: Well, when you were baby, you shit your pants?

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Speaker 3: You ever shop your pants?

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Speaker 4: I shipped my pants recently?

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Speaker 3: You ever shoot your pants on stage?

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Speaker 4: I never shipped my pants on stage. I almost threw

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Speaker 7: I didn't psychedelics. I did you ever had a psychedelic experience?

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Speaker 6: I did mushrooms and I got paranoid, and I did

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Speaker 5: That was horrible.

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Speaker 6: I think at this point little Penny was good with

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Speaker 6: They look like they have puppets to me, I was

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Speaker 4: Oh no, making it way worse you're going.

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Speaker 6: know you bombed a bomb. I think you're killed and

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Speaker 7: Thought I was, but I've definitely come on stage where

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Speaker 4: You're like, oh shit, I did that bad.

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Speaker 5: To go, you are funny.

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Speaker 3: You are so funny, and he look at you and go.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah you good, yeah yeah if you hey, you

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Speaker 9: Thanks for having us me and it's great, this is great.

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Speaker 9: I did this one. Oh man, this was a bomb.

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Speaker 9: This was this actually changed my life just a little bit,

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Speaker 9: I was asked to do a read through. This is this

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Speaker 9: thing called the Blacklist that this guy Frank Leonard does.

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Speaker 3: It's the Blacklist.

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Speaker 9: Movies all this script. It's like script all the best

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Speaker 9: And then I got get to the theater and it's

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Speaker 9: and I was talking. I was very nervous, and I

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Speaker 3: The read through the rehearsal, So this is.

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Speaker 9: The rehearsal, and I'm like talking to this intern who's

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Speaker 9: So I'm like even though I'm four minutes late, I'm like.

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Speaker 9: I thought that would be later. And as I walked

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Speaker 9: And uh. And I sat next to James Marson and

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Speaker 9: I was like, hey, what's up man? He goes, hey man,

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Speaker 9: but I saying like I'm the least famous person. It

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Speaker 3: I was so good because I was.

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Speaker 9: Like, you can't get worse than this. I'm gonna be amazing.

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Speaker 9: And I just was great. I was like, I'm so funny.

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Speaker 10: If you can remember a few of those lines right now,

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Speaker 10: this is called bombing with Eric Andrey, So let's hear

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Speaker 10: a little bit of that.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, say that, but.

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Speaker 9: Bombing with Eric Andra. Yes, but uh, and then I

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Speaker 4: It was good.

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Speaker 3: And then Luke Wilson just suicide footage.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, Yeah, that was rough.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, Anyway, let's talk about a bomb. The guy bombed

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Speaker 7: his medulla?

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Speaker 3: Were interested stuff like that kind of self bombed.

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Speaker 9: He self bombed his head.

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Speaker 10: Have you worked with any of those people since?

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Speaker 7: Have you worked with our Bud Dwyers since he shot

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Speaker 7: himself on television?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I tug up his great and stole his rings with rings.

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Speaker 3: He was buried with keys and rings, those keys.

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Speaker 8: I was like, so weird, like my keys.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: There's gotta be bad shows. And what's a bad fucking show?

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Speaker 10: They're all you know, I think they're all bad all shows? No,

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Speaker 10: I think, no, no, No, there's a lot of really

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Speaker 10: good shows, of course, But like I think, in general,

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Speaker 10: if there's a show that you haven't seen, it's it's

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Speaker 10: bad because because there was a reason you didn't see it.

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Speaker 10: You know, there's more bad shows in.

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Speaker 7: The world than I took my mom to streep no

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Speaker 7: More and she was like, you like it? No, she

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Speaker 7: was like, why is it so dark in here? I go, Mom,

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Speaker 7: you gotta be quiet mask, I go put.

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Speaker 4: The mask on.

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Speaker 7: She goes, this mask wasn't made for Jewish noses. It's

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Speaker 7: thing up, and I'm like, mom.

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Speaker 4: Got a whisper. It's an interactive play?

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Speaker 3: Is that one?

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Speaker 7: She goes, you told me a play. I thought there'd

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Speaker 7: be seats. I'm standing for hours. I'm exhausted. I'm like,

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Speaker 7: stop complaining. This is fucking art. And then she's like, no,

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Speaker 7: I'm sitting. And she would just sit on prod. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: And people will think you're a part of the show.

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Speaker 3: If you don't have the mask on, that makes you blank, right.

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Speaker 9: I mean mask, So you're in the show as like

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Speaker 3: I don't know even know where my son is.

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Speaker 7: I remember she's checking her voicemails all loud and ship.

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Speaker 3: Clearly not a play.

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Speaker 9: I'm walking the whole through a hallway.

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Speaker 4: Remember that she would be like.

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Speaker 3: This is cool.

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Speaker 10: She was like, I think that's really cool.

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Speaker 3: I like that immersive theater. I like I love immersive theater.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Sleep no More was cool.

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Speaker 9: I feel like there was a thing with like there'll

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Speaker 9: You know, it's like the best theater production. And like

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Speaker 9: and then it would be like, oh, Sleep No More. Well,

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Speaker 9: and you go and you're like, oh, this is some

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Speaker 9: it's a little bit withhold it didn't get it.

449
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Speaker 3: There's a big sex orgy, there's a bo.

450
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Speaker 9: It's not that great. I don't know, Like I just

451
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,320
Speaker 9: like I wanted to like, yeah, it to be way.

452
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Speaker 1: I forgot about like GUARDI.

453
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,680
Speaker 3: Remember Daily Guarde like they people would fly.

454
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Speaker 1: I never saw it.

455
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,440
Speaker 4: I was too broken those days to get take out anything.

456
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean there's still and I think I'm still

457
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,119
Speaker 10: too bro afraid. There's another like Sleep No More show

458
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,200
Speaker 10: that is even weirder. Apparently they just opened.

459
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,520
Speaker 4: Really yeah, I'll go to the guy.

460
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,720
Speaker 3: I love that ship.

461
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,440
Speaker 9: I just wanted to be Yes.

462
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,920
Speaker 4: It's going to Sleep No More where you finally.

463
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Speaker 9: Get to Yeah, you finally get to fuck do what

464
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Speaker 9: Leo did yeah version, some girl just as like, yeah,

465
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 9: I'm the funk.

466
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I guess that was a good play.

467
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 9: Good review from Sleep even less.

468
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't do.

469
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 9: Any sleeping in there.

470
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 3: All I learned is people want to fuck me.

471
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 4: That's got his theater experience.

472
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 1: With Aericdrey, with Aeric Codrey.

473
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 4: My next guess is Blake Anderson.

474
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Speaker 3: Thanks guys, I heard that work of haulings.

475
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Speaker 7: This is what Adam told me that you guys lived

476
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 7: and shot in the house for the first season, which

477
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 7: is like disgusting. Martin Scorsese famously says, never let a

478
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 7: crew in your house.

479
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, it's against like disgusting.

480
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, and he said, Adam told me the house is

481
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 7: so nasty that you guys had a rat infestations, and

482
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 7: like you and him would like spray rats with for breeze.

483
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 11: And it's the night of many kills. It's like one

484
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 11: night where we were so sick of rats like being

485
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 11: in our house that we brought the fight to them.

486
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 11: We had to end up going into like the the

487
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Speaker 11: attic and we just found like a hub of like baby.

488
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, baby rats.

489
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 11: Keep resetting the trap over and keep you just hear

490
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Speaker 11: it go. We just watched TV here to clack.

491
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Speaker 8: We couldn't afford it. Well yeah, yeah, it.

492
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 11: Was not cashed, and we didn't know how long and

493
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 11: how successful the show would be.

494
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 8: So it's like, we'll do it ourselves. We'll do it ourselves.

495
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 8: It was really weird.

496
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Speaker 11: It was a trip because you would get like woken

497
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Speaker 11: up by like a pa, like literally out of here.

498
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Speaker 8: That's a good idea because Comedy Central was paying our

499
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 8: rent like we did.

500
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 4: And you were so broke at the time.

501
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 8: You're like, yeah, we were rent free. It was it

502
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 8: was kind of like the perfect thing.

503
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys like Van nice, right, I remember that.

504
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 8: It was it was cool house.

505
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, you came over for.

506
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 1: Class.

507
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,120
Speaker 4: We would like rehearse bullshit scenes together the house.

508
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 8: Oh, it's so funny.

509
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 7: That's where I didn't believe him about what He's like,

510
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 7: I'm doing a show and we're do in this house.

511
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 7: I was like sure, yeah right.

512
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Speaker 11: The other thing was is we had filmed the whole season,

513
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 11: but they were waiting to premiere it on the back

514
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Speaker 11: of South Park, so we had to wait for South

515
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 11: Park to have a new season for us.

516
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Speaker 3: To come out.

517
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Speaker 11: So we had to we told everybody like, yeah, we

518
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 11: filmed the whole season and television.

519
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're like.

520
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Speaker 3: In your house.

521
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 8: That you just keep delivering pizzas.

522
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Speaker 10: Okay in south Park, this show that's notoriously very slow

523
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Speaker 10: to make.

524
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Speaker 3: Yeah up, yeah it was.

525
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 8: It was a process, but eventually we got off the ground.

526
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 4: So what was this Night of the Thousand Rats?

527
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 8: That was just like.

528
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 11: We just we were invested. We had an infestation, like

529
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 11: it would be so it would be like I have

530
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 11: a chick over in my room, you know, and you

531
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 11: at night you would hear my door was like in

532
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 11: the hallway, you would literally hear the rats trying to

533
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 11: claw into my room.

534
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

535
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 8: And you're just like, oh, don't worry about that. Yeah,

536
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 8: this is my theater.

537
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 1: Rats.

538
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, it was. It was a dark time.

539
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 7: This lady that was an emergency room an e R

540
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Speaker 7: nurse I met at an ayahuasc Retreat. I was like,

541
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Speaker 7: what was the mouznar that she worked at a hospital

542
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 7: in East New York which is a very very rough

543
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 7: part of New York City and it's where Mike Tyson's from.

544
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 7: And uh, I go, let's give me a gnarly yar story.

545
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 7: She goes, Dude, there was this lady that came in.

546
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 7: She was very, very old geriatric lady who had she

547
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 7: had had diabetes for some reason, little to no circulation, and.

548
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 4: Her feet, her feet were very swan. A rat broke

549
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 4: into her house and ate her foot like while she

550
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,679
Speaker 4: was alive, and she was so old and decrepit. The

551
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 4: rat almost ate the whole foot. So she just came in.

552
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Speaker 9: All right, let's.

553
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 3: This rat was a jackpot.

554
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 8: You haven't moved since yesterday.

555
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm gonna take a little doggy bag a bold rat.

556
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 11: That's crazy. That's kind of like, that's crazy because she

557
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 11: was still alive. Like people when they die and then

558
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 11: like their dogs like eat start eating their dead body

559
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 11: and stuff.

560
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: That's metal.

561
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 4: Hope, that's what happened to uh Wilder.

562
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 8: Oh right, that.

563
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 10: Wait, what happened with Gene Hackman is it's pretty dark,

564
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 10: poor guy.

565
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 8: This is sad.

566
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 4: It's a very sad podcast.

567
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is that part.

568
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 8: We get real kind of the saddest talking about my

569
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 8: parents divorces. Now we're just going through the legendary here.

570
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 5: Actually we're getting back together.

571
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 8: That's cool.

572
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 4: Okay, now you I know you don't want to talk

573
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 4: about this, then it's not But you broke your back.

574
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 8: Oh god, yeah that's a bump. Yeah, that's a Is

575
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 8: that a bomb?

576
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 4: Well, it ain't of you were a bombing. You were doing,

577
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 4: you were making, You're dropping bombs.

578
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 7: Yeah wait can you tell us about that? Tell us

579
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 7: a tale worth one thousand tunes?

580
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 8: I mean it was.

581
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Speaker 11: This was after the work Ahogs house. Me and Adam

582
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 11: weren't done being roommates together.

583
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 4: That's also crazy.

584
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, We're like, we got to keep living.

585
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: Studio.

586
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 11: It's like, if we combine our income, we could get

587
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 11: a really cool fucking house. Yea, So we decided to

588
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 11: go rent a crib and yeah, he still is to

589
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 11: this day.

590
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 8: I love that guy.

591
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 11: So we got our super dope crib in the Hollywood

592
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 11: Hills and we were throwing a Christmas party, like fucking

593
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 11: everybody showed up, Like we had like flying Lotus DJing like.

594
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 3: When you guys start getting famous. Yeah, he's exciting.

595
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,959
Speaker 8: Yeah, this party was sick. Yeah, Sean White's there, fucking

596
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 8: mindy kayling.

597
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

598
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 8: All of a sudden, like all of odd future.

599
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 4: Roles to the party brand new.

600
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I was like obsessed with them. I'm like

601
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 8: I've seen their videos. I'm like these guys are so

602
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 8: fucking cool.

603
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 11: They're all probably not of legal drinking age, but there

604
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 11: was definitely a lot of drinking going on. And we

605
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 11: had this beer pong table that Comedy Central had sent

606
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 11: us for like promotion. It said like Workaholics is beer

607
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 11: pong table. And there were kids up on the roof

608
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 11: of the house or the odd Future affiliates, and one

609
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 11: of the.

610
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 8: Kids was like, I'm gonna jump off the roof onto

611
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 8: the beer pong table, and everybody's like, yeah, do it.

612
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 8: Do it.

613
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 11: He gets scared, He's like, nah, never mind. I'm like

614
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 11: I'm at my house party. I'm seeing everybody with jazz.

615
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 8: I'm like, fuck it, I'll do it. I'm faded, high, drunk,

616
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 8: all that stufff go on the roof. I'm like, here

617
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,239
Speaker 8: we go. I've done. I did like backyard wrestling as

618
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 8: a youngster.

619
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,239
Speaker 4: So I knew what we still got a little bit.

620
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 11: I could take it off the top rope. I ended

621
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 11: up jumping onto the It's just about it was like

622
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 11: not even that high. It's like twelve fifteen feet.

623
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 10: It's pretty significant.

624
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 8: Well, the thing was.

625
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 11: The thing was is I was gonna land on the table.

626
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 11: So I'm like, it'll kind of like inform my body

627
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 11: to fall a certain but this fucking table was so

628
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 11: like cheap and paper thin that when I landed it

629
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 11: on it with my feet, I went right through it

630
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 11: like it like it's a piece of paper, and I

631
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 11: just basically.

632
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 8: Just like stood straight up.

633
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 3: He just hit Yeah.

634
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 11: It was just like speared if you just jump like straight.

635
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 11: So that made my whole spine kind of compact.

636
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 10: In the in the moment where you like rushed to

637
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 10: the hospital like right then or did you know?

638
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 8: So I'm like not hurt, but I'm like I'm cool,

639
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 8: like you know, you don't want to be like party.

640
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 11: So I ended up like walking up upstairs and I'm

641
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 11: like I'm talking to Flying Lotus because I'm like I

642
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 11: want to DJ next, you know.

643
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 8: And he's like, okay, well you're up.

644
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 11: And I'm like noticing when I'm talking to him, like

645
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 11: I'm hunched over.

646
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 3: He's like your bleeding.

647
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 8: I'm like, so I'm like okay, and I like try

648
00:29:59,440 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 8: to stand up.

649
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 11: That's right, And it like the pain was like a

650
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 11: violin screech, just like and I was like, oh shit,

651
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 11: I fucked up.

652
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 8: I'm gonna just go to bed.

653
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 11: But I was still so like, you know, partying, so

654
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 11: I'm like in pain. I just end up drinking niquil,

655
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 11: passing out, and then when I woke up in the morning.

656
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 8: It's still hurt, very bad.

657
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 11: Oh no, so called the ambulance and oh no, Yeah,

658
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 11: I had broken my back. I had to go into

659
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 11: surgery for like seven hours.

660
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, what do they do?

661
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 10: Do you have like a pin in there now?

662
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 9: Yeah?

663
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 11: I had like a plate with some screws. I think

664
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 11: it has since fused and it's part of me.

665
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 4: Is there any Do you have full feeling in your legs?

666
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm all good. I was very close to being.

667
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 4: Paralyzed, full motion feeling. Yeah, I'm all good, but really

668
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 4: close to paralyzation.

669
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's terrifying.

670
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 8: Yeah it sucks. It bummed my dad out.

671
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

672
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 8: When they told him that, he was.

673
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 11: Like got emotional and I was like, yeah, that's like,

674
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, in a couple of years, I'll

675
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Speaker 11: do this thing on a dope inner few it overshadowed yea. Yeah,

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Speaker 11: but luckily I was like in pretty good shape and

677
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Speaker 11: like the recovery it went pretty pretty pretty smoothly.

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Speaker 10: How long ago was this.

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Speaker 1: Last week?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: No, I think it was like twenty twelve or something.

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Speaker 4: So it's been a minute, Dan full you fully not nothing.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean my back gets sore, but I'm like,

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Speaker 8: maybe it's.

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Speaker 11: Because I'm just old, Like yeah, yeah, but it'll it'll

686
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Speaker 11: get sore every once as well.

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Speaker 8: But I can jump, I can run, I can fuck.

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Speaker 10: We know that, we know that, we know that there's

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Speaker 10: a couple of sperm.

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Speaker 3: Tails.

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Speaker 8: That's for sure. Stop fucking.

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Speaker 1: With a recadre with a redre.

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Speaker 7: On today's episode, We have My Friends Married comedy Legends.

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Speaker 4: The Tasha La Guerrero and Mosha Kasher.

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Speaker 12: Ireland was one of my most epic bombs ever. I

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Speaker 12: did the Kilkenny Cat Laughs Festival.

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Speaker 5: You ever do that.

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Speaker 12: It's a festival in the like hinterlands of Ireland, like

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Speaker 12: like in the in the in like a medieval kind

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Speaker 12: of country village. And I remember the speak Gaelic for real. Well,

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Speaker 12: they it's like a it's like a theme park kind

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Speaker 12: of place, but it's you think it's going to be charming,

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Speaker 12: but it's actually you're in the country. You're in the

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Speaker 12: fucking deep road, you know. And I remember the first

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Speaker 12: night I did my show, it went well, and that's

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Speaker 12: when the reviewers came.

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Speaker 3: They do reviews at these like.

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Speaker 12: UK festivals, and not that it's part of the UK,

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Speaker 12: but the reviewers came, so if you'd read the reviews,

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Speaker 12: it would have seemed like I was having a good time.

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Speaker 12: But after that show, everything every show went progressively worse.

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Speaker 3: And I don't know what it was.

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Speaker 12: I mean, at first, well I do know on some

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Speaker 12: level what it was. I went and saw you know,

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Speaker 12: Tim Key, you know who he is, like a really

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Speaker 12: sort of artsy, like he's crazy hair maybe, uh, very artistic,

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Speaker 12: does a lot of poems that he pulls out of

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Speaker 12: his pocket like, and really an inspired performer. I went

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Speaker 12: and saw him the first night and was like, oh god,

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Speaker 12: this guy the kind of guy that makes you feel jealous.

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Speaker 12: When you see that, you're like, fuck, this guy's baby's

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Speaker 12: doing new shit that I saw that, and I was like,

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Speaker 12: this guy's fucking so good.

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Speaker 3: Then the by the end of the week, tim Key,

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Speaker 3: the rumor.

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Speaker 12: Was that he was having food thrown at him at

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Speaker 12: his shows. So that was like my saving grace, Like, okay,

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Speaker 12: tim Key, my artistic sort of jealousy Inspirer is getting

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Speaker 12: like deep Fried hagis costat at a long Country. I'm good, right,

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Speaker 12: But at the last show, and not only were they

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Speaker 12: mean to me and not laughing at me, they were

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Speaker 12: making they people would make fun of me on the

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Speaker 12: way home, like like unreally to people, not people at

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Speaker 12: the show, just people.

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Speaker 5: Just way home.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'd be walking back to telling people just be

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Speaker 12: like pointing at me and laughing.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, liked.

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Speaker 3: May I prove my point that it was not well?

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Speaker 12: First of all, First of all, they the last show

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Speaker 12: I did. I was on stage and a guy got

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Speaker 12: up and very similarly, he just screams.

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Speaker 4: Next, Yeah, next is hard to get.

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Speaker 7: It's just I know how to cut back, come back

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00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 7: from okay, this is an old comeback.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's kind of BROI.

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Speaker 4: But you suck.

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Speaker 7: I would say, if someone goes you suck, I would

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Speaker 7: go you swallow, go hother dick with your butthole.

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Speaker 3: I always I can be guaranteed. But next is hard

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Speaker 3: to I got.

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Speaker 7: I bombed opening up for Griz Rock on a show

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Speaker 7: that I love rock, and I got I got a

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Speaker 7: big next no, and I crumbled.

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Speaker 5: How can you not?

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Speaker 8: I remember what was this?

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Speaker 14: Was this recently?

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Speaker 4: Now it's eight I want to say eight or nine

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Speaker 4: years ago.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, he screamed next, and I just thought, I thought,

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Speaker 12: I hope I want you to die next. I want

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Speaker 12: you to I want you crash into a brick wall

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Speaker 12: with your family in the car, catch on fire, and die.

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Speaker 12: And when I say I thought that, I mean I

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Speaker 12: screamed that into the microphone as loud as I go.

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Speaker 3: No, it does it. They were on your side.

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Speaker 14: There.

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Speaker 3: So after that show, that was like the eighth bad

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Speaker 3: show in a row.

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Speaker 12: Bomb after John after it was like a crescendo of bombing.

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Speaker 12: And Next was the final one. And I was walking

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Speaker 12: back to my hotel room and I'd been being made

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Speaker 12: fun of the whole weekend long and this is It

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Speaker 12: was like one in the morning and this old man,

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Speaker 12: this old like eighty year old man, stop.

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Speaker 3: Me in the streets and he goes, He's like, what's

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Speaker 3: your name? And I was like, it's it's Emosha.

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Speaker 12: He goes, what are you What are you doing in

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Speaker 12: iron It? And I was like comedy, I guess kind of,

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00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 12: And he's like, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 5: Motion.

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Speaker 12: We appreciate how far you came, We know how far

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Speaker 12: you travel to be here. We appreciate you coming out

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Speaker 12: this way to entertain us. Thank you love, thank you

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Speaker 12: for being here.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 5: And I was like.

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Speaker 12: Basically, I was like thank you. You know, I'm like

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00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 12: this whole in my mind, I'm like this hole. No,

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Speaker 12: he was just a man in the street, okay, and

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Speaker 12: I go this.

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Speaker 7: Everything I said he was the guy said next.

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Speaker 3: Came in my mind.

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00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 12: I was like wow this and I go thank you man,

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Speaker 12: and I'm thinking this re this reinterprets my whole experience here.

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Speaker 3: I thought that this was a bad place.

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Speaker 12: That these were bad people, that I was having an

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Speaker 12: alienating and antagonistic experience. But with this simple little bit

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Speaker 12: of human kindness, I now realized, like I just had

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Speaker 12: some bad luck. I had a bad or two, I

801
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 12: met some bad people. Like this human to human interaction

802
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 12: made me reinterpret this whole trip. And I was like

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Speaker 12: thank you, and I start walking away. I'm like a knight, sir.

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00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 12: And he calls after me and he goes, hey, mosha,

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00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 12: and I turned around and goes I swear to God.

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Speaker 10: He's like, I'm giving you a finger, and it's.

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00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 3: Like it was like a fucking it was like you

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Speaker 3: know those huts, you.

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00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 12: Know those things, fucking rude and true, Like it really happened.

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00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 12: It was such a psychedelic form of cruelty that I

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Speaker 12: couldn't even like, I couldn't even like learn a lesson

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00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 12: from it. It was just like a stone that I

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00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 12: put in my backpack full of human experiences.

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Speaker 7: So he like gas lit you with this like overtly complimentary,

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Speaker 7: gushing thing.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't.

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Speaker 3: He really took the heart and then followed up with like.

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Speaker 1: A fucking.

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Speaker 12: Like frozen bar at the World series, Like I couldn't.

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Speaker 12: I was astounded. I was in shock, and I had

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Speaker 12: so And this is after the eighth bomb in a row,

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Speaker 12: and the worst one of all.

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Speaker 3: This is my experience on the walk home.

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Speaker 13: Well this isn't really on stage, but when I first

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Speaker 13: moved to LA I really really wanted to get a

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Speaker 13: picture on.

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Speaker 14: A red carpet.

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Speaker 8: So sad.

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Speaker 13: Friend was like, okay, I got a hook up, come

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Speaker 13: dressed up, because I was like, if I can get

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Speaker 13: a red carpet picture.

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Speaker 14: I was very ambitious.

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00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 8: I was like, I need to get a picture.

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Speaker 14: I think it's before I even started doing stand up.

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Speaker 14: Where you from Illinois? So but no Rockford, Illinois.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, but it's not a suburb, but it's not Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bipolo, Yeah, bipolo.

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Speaker 13: So my friend's like, okay, come to I think it

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00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 13: was like where did where did River Phoenix die?

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Speaker 14: I don't know that it was like it was like

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00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 14: it was like so low rent to begin with.

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00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 13: It was like literally like a red carpeting and I

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00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 13: get on this carpet to walk like.

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Speaker 8: Some no name rock show, and.

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Speaker 14: I do my pose because I can't one guy out there.

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00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 13: And as I do my pose, he looks at me

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Speaker 13: and gives me a finger.

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Speaker 3: Wag like like I like, won't take your picture?

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Speaker 14: Taking your picture you know you don't belong to it.

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Speaker 14: It was so embarrassing and like, I don't know what

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Speaker 14: my friend was like, I thought he would take your picture.

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Speaker 7: And with a recondre all right, listen up, we got

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Speaker 7: some special for you. Got a burning story that you're

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Speaker 7: itching to tell about when you bombed or absolutely failed

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Speaker 7: in life.

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Speaker 4: Now's your chance to tell me all about it, babe.

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Speaker 7: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what

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Speaker 7: fuck was I thinking?

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Speaker 4: What just happened? Moment?

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Speaker 7: So pick up your phone and dial seven one six

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Speaker 7: bombing at seven one six two sixty six twenty four

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Speaker 7: sixty four and leave me a voicemail and we.

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Speaker 4: Might just play it on a future episode.

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Speaker 7: Bombing with Eric Andre is brought to you by Will

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Speaker 7: Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast. Our executive

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Speaker 7: producer is Olivia Aguilar. Our producer is Bei Wang, Our

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Speaker 7: research assistant is David Carliner, Our editor and sound designers

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Speaker 7: Andy Harris, and our art is by Dylan Vanderberg. Go

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