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Speaker 1: So this is our first Corona recorded quarantine episode of

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Speaker 1: M Now, let's very slowly discuss this old Prepper magazine

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Speaker 1: from nine. Oh yeah, so yeah, I was given this

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Speaker 1: two to nineteen oh seven, plus George W. Weingart's classic

421
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Speaker 1: on fireworks Pyro Technique. This is the simplest and most

422
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: comprehensive book on actually making fireworks. It is heavily illustrated

423
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: and how to make roman candles, shellcases, fuses, colored fires, explosives, powders, rockets, mortars, firecrackers, torpedoes, etcetera,

424
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: plus the complete texts of explosives, matches and fireworks from

425
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: Joseph Riley nineteen thirty eight. So it's yeah, it's it's

426
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: more coalating all these old guides to just like help

427
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 1: people make tear gas and grenades. Thank you, Kurt, could

428
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 1: you really quickly the very first sentence of that again,

429
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 1: the poor Man's James Bond is the undisputed leader in

430
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: the field of books on there we go. Okay, I

431
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: really wish it was like book like books. I wish

432
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: it was books on improv. And there was just I thought,

433
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: just like a page on like yes ending and stuff,

434
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:20,479
Speaker 1: and like we all thought, Dell Close is the is

435
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: the Grandfather Been? But no, no, no, no, it's the

436
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: poor Man's James Bond. This is this is like a

437
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: whole book on how to do an improv version of

438
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: James Bond at U c B basically not a popular tone.

439
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: And I have my gun the truth, A guide to

440
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: making a thresher, a guide to making a handmade drive press,

441
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: and then how to raise cucumber on a trellis, yeah,

442
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: how to make I mean he's covering all the bases

443
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: I don't see the problem. Maybe cucumber is part of

444
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: the tear gass recipe. I don't know. This is interesting.

445
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: There's a guidance on the next page, and how to

446
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: make alkaline water drinkable because in the past they knew

447
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: that alkaline water was a bad thing to drink and

448
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: you needed to to filter it right, and now we

449
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: just sell it for forty dollar aga cancer. Yeah, that's cool,

450
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: all right, Sophie. What was the page you wanted me on?

451
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: So it's probably not going to be the same page,

452
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: So just look for how to make see through mirrors. Yeah.

453
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: I think it's past the enterprise. M hmm, okay, so

454
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: past the poor Man's Armorer. How to make a basic

455
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: crossbow plus aero sling, how to make an arrow catapult

456
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: a simple but lethal toy, and and improving the eleven

457
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: shot shotgun. Yeah, I think it goes up to twelve. Yes, Katie,

458
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: it's simple. It's clearly a child using the arrow thrower

459
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: that is a simple but lethal toy. The Coming the

460
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: coming age of steam your basic steam engine. God, there's

461
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: so much in here, black powder, how to make boomerangs? Right?

462
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: Could I turn my houseboat into a steam engine? Is

463
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: there an entry about the question is can you afford

464
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: not to turn your houseboat into a steam engine. I

465
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: don't know that I can't not in times like where

466
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: do I get a train tracks? You probably make it? Yeah,

467
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: he teaches He teaches us how to make imitation gold

468
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: and silver. It's like a page and a half on it.

469
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,719
Speaker 1: What were you looking at? Oh yeah, that's what we're

470
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: about to say, Cody, Um, I was going past the

471
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: the past or the future is our past with a

472
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: big picture of the U. S. S. Enterprise. Oh my god,

473
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: we're at the front page thirteen for me. You'll it's

474
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: got the Enterprise on it. You can't miss it. I'm

475
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: way past that. It is before how to make imitation

476
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: gold and Silver. Yeah. I haven't run into that one yet.

477
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: Maybe our books are different, but maybe maybe have a

478
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: specially Oh here we go, Oh no, here it is.

479
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: It's right. It's the page before burglar Proofing your Home,

480
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: the poor Man's Way, and Simple Protection against Mugger's We're

481
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: gonna have to come back to that because I'm gonna

482
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: guess it's murdering. Oh my god. Our future lies in

483
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: the past. Yeah, yeah, okay, barring a nuclear war, with

484
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: the soon to be starving Russians. America's irreversible collapse should

485
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: be apparent to anyone by nineteen eighty. By then it

486
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: will be too late for city dwellers to go back

487
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: to the land. All they will find is will be armies,

488
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: will be armed survivors, treating them like improvident, ignorant refugees.

489
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: They will be you, guys, remember when that happened, and

490
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it now. You were reading it and

491
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: it painted a picture of a memory Jesus Christ. The

492
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: world cities will perish, but there need not be another

493
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: dark ages. Instead, we can go from our survival homesteads

494
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: onto the stars. It's just that easy. You build a

495
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: good enough steve and you can get displaced. I imagine

496
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: it like by volume gonna have how to build a

497
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: spaceship at some point in here, right, because otherwise he's

498
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: definitely skipping a few steps. We might learn that we

499
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: better fake gold. We better, guys. There is a letter's suggestion,

500
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: and the first sentence lets me know it's gonna be special.

501
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: Dear Mr Saxon, congratulations on issue one. I got my

502
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: copy yesterday as soon as I rob a whino of

503
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: six bucks I'll send you the money for a year subscription.

504
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: If they ever banned books, If they ever banned books,

505
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: which they eventually will do, yours will be the first.

506
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: That's something to be proud of. Seems free enterprise is

507
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: a dangerous thing. It's available for free. We're reading there

508
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: right now. It says Rob a whin o like that's printed. Yeah,

509
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: it says Rob oh win. Oh yes, take them take

510
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: six dollars from a whin Oh. Yeah. I mean though,

511
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm not going to shame you for your wine. No,

512
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: we're all drunk today. Yeah. Wait, so the person wrote

513
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: a letter about publications they got. Yeah, I'm guessing this

514
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: is another edition of it. Yeah, I'm going to guess.

515
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: That's why. The only complaint I have is of the

516
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: poor Man's James Bond. You didn't have a section on

517
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: establishing a new identity. A few paragraphs would have done.

518
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: This is the popular rage. Visit a graveyard, take along

519
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: a pencil and paper. You won't need any flowers because

520
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: you're not going to pay respects to the dead, but

521
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: a wreath will be provided good cover as you move

522
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: from grave to grave. The best identity is of a

523
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: kid born about the same time as you, but died

524
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: about a year later. The younger the better, because there

525
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: will only be two records, the birth and of death

526
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: copied down about three names recording date of birth and

527
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: of complete name and the name of parents have listed.

528
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: Then go down to the local courthouse and ask for

529
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: a copy of the birth and death certificates of the deceased.

530
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: The birth certificate will enable you to get a Social

531
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: Security car, driver's license, etcetera. The death certificate gives cause

532
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: of death and related items. A new identification is a

533
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: necessary survival object since it gives a person the benefit

534
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: of two people. Finally, you can get a po box

535
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: for receiving through the mail certain things which you wouldn't

536
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: want to deliver to the front porch. Well. Um, so

537
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: I was looking through volume two to see if that

538
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: advice was heated, and he was like, okay, and volume two,

539
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: I'll do a whole section on stealing an identity. But

540
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: they seem to have laid it out pretty well. Um. Also,

541
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: the more you say, how we're gonna skip another dark

542
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: age and go straight from our homesteads to the stars.

543
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: In volume two there's a several page spread uh titled

544
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: Preview of Life incoming dark age. So he gave up

545
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: that dream pretty quickly. I mean, thank god he's got

546
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 1: that information. I'd like to imagine he spent all of

547
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: his time learning how to reading old popular science and

548
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 1: learning how to make blowtorches, and he just knew nothing

549
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 1: about space and assumed it was like traveling to the

550
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: town over. Then he read a book and was like,

551
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: oh no, I thought he said to build a really

552
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: tall ladder. Oh this is so much harder than building

553
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: a houseboat. This is going to take at least paragraphs.

554
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of time to take a

555
00:34:54,760 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: few more volumes. Buddy, oh Man, h good, good, Christ

556
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: in Heaven. This book is amazing. Um yeah, I want

557
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: to find there is a review of the movie Taxi

558
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: Driver in here there ish wait, come out. I found

559
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: Sophie's I found Sophie's things first, Well, well we will

560
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: find the Taxi Driver review. How to make I think,

561
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: what year did this come out? Again? Okay, much later

562
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: than I thought. How to make C through Mirrors. The

563
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: FBI used the C through mirror in the House on Street.

564
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: I guess that's a movie. Most guys who learned to

565
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: make these mirrors claim they want them for surveillance of

566
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: America's enemies like the FBI and CIA. When you learn

567
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: to make such a spy mirror, you will probably run

568
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,240
Speaker 1: right out and buy a motel and a roll of film.

569
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't care what kind of sicky you are, as

570
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 1: long as you send me some of the prints a window, right, Yeah,

571
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: that was really worth the way. Yeah yeah, And he's

572
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: he's just joking about how you should use it to

573
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: take pictures of people in their hotels. I think this

574
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: Kurt Saxon is a good dude. I think he's a

575
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: really good dude. Canceled hashtag canceled. This survivalist from the

576
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: nineteen seventies who is certainly dead from inhaling his own

577
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: feels still out there. Man, he's still surviving. He's in

578
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: space mine now right, Oh my god. Okay, so Sophie

579
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: is telling me that it is time for another ad break.

580
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: And after that ad break, we're going to start talking

581
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: about what Kurt Saxon thought of the movie Taxi I

582
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 1: What an easy thing to guess. Yes, I love shooting sets.

583
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: Like we're back and we are still talking Kurt Saxon.

584
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna get to that Taxi Driver review. But

585
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: while I was I was running towards it, I found,

586
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: in addition to some guides on making your own ammunition,

587
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: which I am going to bookmark. Uh A, what I

588
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: think is another op ed by Kurt Saxon. This is

589
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: a long magazine, so he has a few extra and

590
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: there's a little cute little picture of a newsboy extra.

591
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: Kurt Saxon warns when politicians banned guns, bombers will ban politicians. Okay,

592
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: I feel like this might double as his review of

593
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: taxi driver. Ah, it's so timely. It's timely. Though many

594
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: of your number, and possibly dear politician, I should say,

595
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: is how it starts. Many of your number, impossibly yourself,

596
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: have been raising alarms against the private ownership of handguns

597
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: propagandist site pitiful example such as the four year old

598
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: boy who shoot him elf and the six year old

599
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: who shoots his sister. Actually a man who lets his

600
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,919
Speaker 1: children get it his guns deserves to have his line

601
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: die out. Jesus Christ, Urt, that's not the take to Oh,

602
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: here we go. And then there are the minorities brawling

603
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: their way through the ghettos and barrios on a Saturday night,

604
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: shooting each other in quarrels over their females and dope, Okay,

605
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: there we go, he said, female female America, that are

606
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: the Republicans want to bring us back to Well, you

607
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: can talk like this, I think it is. You know, Katie,

608
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: it's interesting that you say that because I have my

609
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: questions about Kurt, and I wonder if because there's this

610
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: there's this chunk of the right, like the what I

611
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: will call the dangerous right um who like went all

612
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: in for Trump because like it was really has all

613
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: was all about racism. And then there's the chunk who

614
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: are like fundamentally anti authoritarian and even though they are

615
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: super racist often although not always were Like, no, Trump

616
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: is bad because he's an authoritarian and I hate the government,

617
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: Like you don't understand, I don't care if he's like

618
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 1: hates the people I hate. I hate the government most

619
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: and I kind of think Kurt Saxon would be in that.

620
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: I hate the government more than anything else. But I

621
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: really don't seems to have some racism, sexism, Oh, tons

622
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 1: of it, tons of it. Yeah, what's a matter of Yeah,

623
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: which one sort of wins out? Yeah, He's one where

624
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know if he would have ever

625
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: supported a presidential candidate. But maybe yeah, if any if anyone,

626
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: it would be Trump, of all people, if anyone, it

627
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: would be Trump. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, that's about all that

628
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: I think we need to read. Oh wait, no, he

629
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: talks about Sarahan. Sarahan. We gotta talk about that. Yeah.

630
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: It may be the real So still like threatening politicians,

631
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: it may be a real belief among those of you

632
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: who are most sheltered that guns can be banned and

633
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: that lying then lying politicians won't be shot by disappointed constituents.

634
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: Not so, and worse than not so. First, guns can

635
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: be banned by law, but then private illicit gun factories

636
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 1: will flourish, and worse than guns there are their alternatives

637
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: will make any public appearance by a liberal politico a

638
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 1: great show for a TV audience as he and anyone

639
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: else on the platform is blown to bits by a

640
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: casually thrown bomb. Bombs are easy to make, their components

641
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: are cheap and easier to get than our guns. Moreover,

642
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: the chances for escape by the bomber due to the

643
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: panic and confusion, are much greater than hetty used a gun.

644
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: Make guns hard to get to any degree, and the

645
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: dissident will choose bombs and even be glad you helped

646
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: him make that choice. If Sirrahn had thrown an easily made,

647
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: black padded bomb at Bobby Kennedy, he would be partying

648
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 1: with his accomplice. Now. If Brimmer had thrown a bomb

649
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: at Wallace, he too would probably be free, and Wallace

650
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 1: would now be edging toward the presidency. Books on bomb

651
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: making and improvised weaponries such as My Own poor Man

652
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: James Bond are sold all over the country and numbers

653
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 1: directly proportionate to the growing threat of gun confiscation. In fact,

654
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,479
Speaker 1: all books on grilla warfare and military science are gaining interest.

655
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: So he's just he's he's literally saying, if you pass

656
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: gun control, I people will kill you with bombs and

657
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: I Am going to provide them with the guides to

658
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: do it. And the fact that it's like a terrorist thread,

659
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: it's it's it does a little bit right. Yeah. Yeah,

660
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: we really got into the terrorism part of this, uh

661
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 1: little publication. We sure did. Right after how We're going

662
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: to get to the stars by home from um I

663
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: really quickly. I have to have to read this. Uh

664
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: so you mentioned improving the eleventh shot shotgun earlier. Yeah,

665
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: I do want to know how you would improve the

666
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 1: eleventh shot? That seems perfect. What's better than a left eleven?

667
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sure I'll tell us. But I

668
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 1: think that the very first sentence of this uh section

669
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: is a perfect microcosm of this entire, entire thing, and

670
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: so improving the eleven shot shotgun. They all laughed when

671
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: I demonstrated my notorious eleven shot shotgun, and then it

672
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: goes on. They all laughed at my homemade shot. But

673
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: then I had a shotgun, and then he explains how

674
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: to improve it. And I'm sure it's some good advice,

675
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: but I I bet he knows how to improve a shotgun.

676
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: So it's about sweat proof. Oh okay, because you're gonna

677
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: be shooting so many people, right, You're gonna get sweaty.

678
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: That makes sense. That makes sense. I like practicality. So

679
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: Atlan Atlin is his his publishing company, Atlans first and

680
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 1: maybe last movie review taxi Driver. In my third issue,

681
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: James Allen asked for a description of the device the

682
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: taxi driver used to snap the gun out of his

683
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: sleeve and onto his hand. I watched the making of

684
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 1: his device carefully and I'm still uncertain how he did it. Anyway,

685
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: he had an arrangement built of odds and ends, and

686
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: it had a track away down his arm on which

687
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: the gun carriage was on rollers. When he snapped his

688
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: arm to the firing position, the carriage would rattle considerably

689
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: in the gun would slide into his hands. It was noisy,

690
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: and it reminded of putting a cointed a coke machine

691
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: and waiting for it to finally finish its grumbling and

692
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: shoot the bottle out. Any police officer I know is

693
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: faster on the draw, and I think such a device

694
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: would only give the wear a false sense of security.

695
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: Travis the taxi driver is an x marine in Vietnam vette.

696
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: He can't sleep, and whether he is haunted by war

697
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: memories or intestinal parasites picked up in New York or

698
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 1: Vietnam is not made clear. Anyway, Travis supplies for night

699
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: taxi duty in New York City. So the first third

700
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: of this review is just him arguing with like a

701
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: specific point of like a gun delivery device that uh,

702
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: Travis Bickle put like builds for himself. So that's interesting.

703
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if he knows how to write reviews. No,

704
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: he doesn't. It gets into it here a little bit.

705
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: Travis develops a protective interest in Iris, a twelve and

706
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: a half year old hookier played by Jodie Foster. She's

707
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: hardly a turn on, since anyone would identify with her

708
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 1: her role as the cute little connut is playing alongside

709
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: Christopher Connolly in the TV series Paper. She's not hot

710
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: because of her role in a TV series, not because

711
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: she's still in a half I like, I like how

712
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: he uh is saying he takes on the role of protector. Uh.

713
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: That's one way to describe that anyway in text. Oh buddy,

714
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: I I love Yeah, all of these and it's the

715
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: same thing with like um, like I'm have a degree

716
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: of interest in like some of the three D printing

717
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: gun stuff, but like the the the organization that started

718
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: really doing it, Defense Distributed. It was like headed by

719
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: this capitalist um, anarcho capitalist, I think is how he

720
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: identified dude Cody Wilson, who turned out to be a pedophile. UM.

721
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: Like all of these like friend people turn out to

722
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: be like all the Adam Offan guy, one of the

723
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: big Adam Offant guys they just arrested. UM. The like it.

724
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: It came out weeks after the arrest that like, oh yeah,

725
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: and they found child porn on his computer. Also, like,

726
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: these guys are always plicking pedophiles, and that's how a pedophile,

727
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: like no one else is, Like Jodie Foster is not

728
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: hot in this movie when she's twelve, Like no one

729
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: else thinks of that, does Kurt and the guy who

730
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: shot Reagan, except for he had the opposite conclusion. We

731
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: don't make enough of that that the guy who shot

732
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: Reagan was trying to impress a teenager. We really don't.

733
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: We really don't. Anyway, we certainly can if you want.

734
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: The upshot of the movie is that Travis raids the

735
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: house Iris works in and kills everyone but her while

736
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: stage hands stand off camera slashing buckets of orange paint

737
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: on everyone. Travis survives and gets his name in the

738
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: papers as a hero. Iris goes back to school in Pittsburgh.

739
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: Don't be upset, I've told you the plot. If you've

740
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: seen the movie, you'll thank me for showing you that

741
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: it had a plot in the first place. The message

742
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: I got from taxi drivers that most New Yorkers are

743
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: not fit to survive. Travis shows that casually Gunning Down

744
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: Travis shows that casually gunning down New Yorkers is a

745
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 1: public service, good target practice, and has its rewards. It's

746
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: a kind of recruiting film for vigilantes, but it probably

747
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: won't inspire much zeal And good folks to go there

748
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: and help the peace Corps. Fever has largely died out

749
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: in our land. Go see it, but leave the old

750
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: folks at home. Kurt, Baby, you got the movie all wrong.

751
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: I think he missed some point. I want him to

752
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 1: write reviews for every movie that's ever been made. Yeah,

753
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: I want his review of like the English Patient, The

754
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: Man with the Man who Went Up and Dylan came

755
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: down a mountain. Yeah, it's just gonna be like four

756
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: paragraphs of him complaining that there are no twelve and

757
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: a half year olds and the ones there are are

758
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: don't enough. Kurt Saxon apprecia, where's the buckets of blood? Yeah?

759
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: Really makes me wonder about what kind of patient are

760
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: we talking about here? Now? Yes, yes, it does, Cody

761
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 1: uh now. And of course, now there's yet another column

762
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: by Kurt Saxon, and this one actually does strike home

763
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: as a result of the the current situation we're in.

764
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 1: You can't change the channel. A while back, I saw

765
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: a funny and tragic cartoon in a magazine and showed

766
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: a car pulled over to the side of the road.

767
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: A harried and exhausted mother was inside, flanked by some

768
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: miserable children who plainly didn't like the situation at all.

769
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: The father was outside, trying to pump up a flat tire.

770
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: Well hard at work to save their vacation. The father

771
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: was saying, but kids, this is real, this is life.

772
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: We can't change the channel. The cartoons showed the absurdity

773
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: of the children's confusion between reality and TV. I got

774
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: a charge out of it because it paralleled the American

775
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: adults confusion between real world conditions and here entertainment. So

776
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: he's talking about how like, yeah, I don't know, that's

777
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: something that like I've heard people express variations of on

778
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: Twitter as a result of this whole situation. It's like

779
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: it's a bad movie that you can't turn off. Like

780
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: we put on some sort of low rent Netflix contagion

781
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: series and uh, it just keeps auto playing. Yeah, the

782
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 1: surreality that we're in. I can Yeah, the remote control

783
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: is broken and it's right next to and of course

784
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: it's right next to a guide on how to make

785
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 1: the super still, she includes this which includes this paragraph

786
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: for the real poop on alcohol for its own sake,

787
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 1: for the real, for the real one. What we read that? Such,

788
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: it's one more time for the real poop on alcohol

789
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: for its own sake. Get Granddad's wonderful Book of Chemistry Alcohol.

790
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: Metree starts on page one nine. Oh my god, so

791
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: want to get something else? You don't want the real

792
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: poop on alcohol. He's trying to keep it light, to

793
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: have words like ship in them. No, I mean the real.

794
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: That was a term people did use back then, for

795
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: like scoop. Yeah, okay, the scoop use scoop, but people

796
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: did not use How did poop become synonymous with scoop

797
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: back then? I don't know. It was like an old

798
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: timey thing. I remember of Bloom County cartoons from around

799
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: this same period of time using that phrase. I don't know.

800
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,919
Speaker 1: All right, bloom County is a great combat Oh, here

801
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: we go. There's yet another book about how to make

802
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: your own alcohol, which I get now that we're all

803
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: in quarantine. Bar drinks and booze like Granddad used to

804
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: make by cut Saxon eight dollars. If you're tired, if

805
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: you're tired of paying a dollar for a nickels worth

806
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: of booze, you want to make your own. Anyone can

807
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: do it, and millions do. Once you learn to make

808
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,919
Speaker 1: it for yourself, you can make it to sell. Most

809
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: commers know you cannot, Kurt, you absolutely cannot legally do that.

810
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: Is that his bootlegging. I don't think that's a concern.

811
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a concern of his either. Cody,

812
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's got a guide to making champagne.

813
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: It's not champagne unless it's just sparkling wine if you're

814
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 1: not making in the Champagne region France. Kurt Saxon, Okay,

815
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: he's got this guy disarming the letter bomb. He teaches

816
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: you how to disarmed letter bombs. I know on the

817
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: same page. Yes, Granddad's sky to boots. It very makes sense.

818
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: That makes sense. I'm not gonna laugh at that. At

819
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: various times of the year, probably during full moons, letter

820
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: bombers go into their act too cowardly to confront that

821
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: you just were making guides to bombs. Kurt Saxon, You

822
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: don't get to call letter bombers cowardly. I don't want

823
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,439
Speaker 1: to be defending letter bombers here, Kurt. Let's be fair.

824
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: He wrote that other article during a full moon. Jesus Christ.

825
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,439
Speaker 1: As there is status among criminals, there's also status among

826
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: political fanatics and those who use violence to register protests.

827
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: Among any prison population, the lowest group includes child molesters

828
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: and all those who use helpless children to work out

829
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: their pathetic fantasies. The letter bomber has the same status.

830
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: You can't get any lower. In fact, I see a similarity.

831
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that all child molesters are letter bombers,

832
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: but all letter bombers would have the same degree of

833
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: social inadequacy. Curt, Buddy, Kurt, something going on again. You

834
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 1: just told us how to make bombs. You you have

835
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: repeatedly been telling us how to make bombs. Throughout this

836
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: how to make bombs. The parts of this that are

837
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: not about going to space or taxi driver are about

838
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: or liquor, are about bomb making. Skipping to space. Yeah,

839
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: really really wanting to figure out where the uh the

840
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 1: space guide comes in this. Oh, this is wholesome. How

841
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: to lay out a sundial? That's nice? Yeah, that that's

842
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: potentially useful stake your claim. Some of this stuff deserves

843
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: to be in a different book. He's just mixing his

844
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: branding a lot. Yeah, it's this mix of like, here's

845
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: useful old timey survivor survival tools, I cold from, you know,

846
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: our ancestors wisdom, and then here's how to make a

847
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: bomb homemade liquor and Jodie Foster wasn't hot enough and

848
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 1: taxi driver. To Katie's point, it does seem like it's

849
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: like if we're equating, it's somebody where you find out

850
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: who they are in real life that has like a

851
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: very popular social media page and you're like, wait, what yeah,

852
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: very like mixed, very mixed content here. Yeah. Yeah, depending

853
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:56,959
Speaker 1: on the day, I guess depending on the moon phase. Sure, yeah, okay, yeah,

854
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: we have a politics and politicians, and I think we're

855
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 1: getting this might answer our question as to what Kurt

856
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,800
Speaker 1: Saxon would have done in two thousand sixteen if he hadn't.

857
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm just going to guess here killed himself in a

858
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: distilling accident. I mean it could have been his house.

859
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: Pope could have sunk, Yeah, his house pote could have

860
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: sun his steam engine could have gone off, His steam

861
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: powered spaceship might not have made it up into the atmosphere.

862
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: Or maybe he's that guy that died launching himself in

863
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: his homemade rocket. I'm gonna bet you, I'm gonna bet you.

864
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: Kurt Saxon was a real big influence on that fella.

865
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: The liberal is so insecure in his real value that

866
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: he must reduce the value of all so that he

867
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: looks better by comparison. Hence the idealistic social programs that fail,

868
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,280
Speaker 1: along with the roads that go nowhere, in the damns

869
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: that break, in the publicly subsidized industries which loot the

870
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: wage earners. It doesn't really matter if the dummy is

871
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: ignorant or actually stupid, whether he calls himself a liberal,

872
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: conservative or a moderate. They are all political pigs, wanting

873
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: only to get up to the public trough and stay there.

874
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: They all plead ignorance in one way or another. They

875
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 1: all need the support of the American people, as if

876
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: that support will somehow put the stamp of validity on

877
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: their incompetent efforts towards a better life for all. That's

878
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: why they all say, even if you don't vote for me,

879
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: vote they know your vote is a vote for their

880
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: own way of life. It ensures that if they lose

881
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: this election, they'll still have a goal to shoot for

882
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: next time. It's a vote to keep those places at

883
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: the public trough available for creeps who have nothing to

884
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: sell but themselves. And since they have nothing to sell

885
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: but themselves, the accent is on personality and agreeableness. They

886
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: parade out there and usually pretty wives and homely children,

887
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: and read speeches written by others. Most such speeches are

888
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 1: written by Madison Avenue types, whose work sound like commercials

889
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: written for kitty shows. Vote for Captain Monster, more sugar

890
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: to the spoonful. Okay, the first sentence really really like, yeah, yeah.

891
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: Survivalists don't involve themselves in national politics at all. They

892
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 1: don't want to be dependent on either big business or

893
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 1: labor unions, the tweedled or tweedled dumb of our political system.

894
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: They know that, as part of an intelligent minority, that

895
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 1: our votes will be canceled several to one by the ignorant.

896
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: So yeah, I I don't think he would have voted,

897
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: but you're right. If he was going to vote, Trump

898
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 1: would have been the guy to get him on there. Yeah,

899
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he would have been. I don't think.

900
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: I don't think he would have voted, but I think

901
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: he would have been pretty into the idea. I think

902
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: the first person he ever voted for would have been

903
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, yeah, if at all, Yeah, yeah, yeah, because

904
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 1: I also kind of think he might have been the

905
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: uh you know, the very first things Alex Jones said

906
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: about Trump's campaign before he got on board was that

907
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: like Trump was mobbed up and this was all a

908
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 1: conspiracy to like, uh infiltrate and take over the liberty

909
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: movements and and you know, the dissident right, and um,

910
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: I think Kurt Saxon might have started like that and

911
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: stayed on that course. But I really don't know. But

912
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: what I do know is that we have another letter section,

913
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: and I found one that is just amazing. This is

914
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: our bore Lea from California. Dear Kurt, I have made

915
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: two batches of your acroleine tear gas is described that

916
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: the poor man's James Bond, and neither has retained its potency.

917
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: Am I doing something wrong? It's fantastic stuff when it's fresh. Yeah,

918
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: but he doesn't. But they don't know because they've never

919
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: made it right. He's saying he's made it and he

920
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: has tested it and it's fantastic stuff. Yeah, it just

921
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 1: loses a bit of oomph after a little bit. Well,

922
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: of course, you know, nothing nothing, you know. Look, if

923
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: you want forever perfect tear gas like I've never heard before,

924
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 1: saved it, saved it for this, saved it for the

925
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 1: tear gas part. And then yeah, like how do cane chairs?

926
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: It's just like Ron Swanson plus terrorism, that's actually really

927
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: good touchstone for this. Yeah, Ron, if Ron Swanson was

928
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: a tear Alex Jones, Yeah, like if that show wasn't

929
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: so tweet, would be like, all right, let's get real. Yeah,

930
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: let's get real. Run like dies in a shootout with

931
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,240
Speaker 1: the a t M. Because he's been manufacturing a legal

932
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: sought off shotguns and giving them to the area and

933
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: nations giving advice and how to improve his eleven shot

934
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: shotgun because they all laughed, they all laughed, a very

935
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: different shot. Yeah, we got boomerangs and how to make them.

936
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: Survival ammunition by Clyde Barrow. So that's probably great. Anyone

937
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: preparing for survival in these uncertain times should be ensured,

938
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: should be sure that he will have adequate ammunition for

939
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: any guns he might own. Okay, that's that's that's fair. Uh.

940
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 1: I was wanting something crazy to be in here, but

941
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: this is just a pretty basic guide to reloading am

942
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: Good for you, Clyde Barrow. I'm sure you won't murder anybody. Uh.

943
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: Survival ammunition and how to make boomerangs is on the

944
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: same page as how to make hayne chairs. It's just

945
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: as it's incredible. It's such constant whiplash survivalist whiplash. Oh

946
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: and here's a column called now, Who's Stupid Dad? By

947
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: Mark Rittenhower. Ever since my feah, you have to say

948
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: it right, Robert, Now, this is like the subtext of

949
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: the entire thing. Who Ever. Since I first brought up

950
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: the subject of survival, my father had scornfully rejected anything

951
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: I had to say. He was one of those it

952
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: can't and won't happen here attitude. He reminded me of

953
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,439
Speaker 1: the brass in the US High Command prior to Pearl Harbor.

954
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: December seven. That evening I sat, as I sat reading

955
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: my latest issue of The Survivor in my room, my

956
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: younger brother Jeff, who was a carbon copy of the

957
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: old man, stuck his head through the door. What you're doing?

958
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: He demanded to get out Himmler. I barked his name,

959
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: or no, he's calling him behind Rick Hibler, his little brother.

960
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: He stuck out his tongue at me, don't have to

961
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: laying aside the paper. I got up and went for him, turning.

962
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: He fled for the stairs, closing the door. I locked

963
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: it and then sat down and resumed reading. Presently, I

964
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: heard heavy footsteps on the stairs, and my father's voice demanded,

965
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: are you reading that idiotic paper again? Clubbing cluttering up

966
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 1: your mind with that survival rubbish. I didn't reply answer me.

967
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: He demanded open that door. This instant came a second demand. Again.

968
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 1: I paid no attention, muttering about worthless whelps and other things.

969
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: He stomped away and went back downstairs. He the runt,

970
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: and my mother would all agree how impudent, disrespectful and

971
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: no good I was, and how I ought to be

972
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: punished Jesus Christ. So this is just like a kid,

973
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: a small child reading the Survivor. Okay, what actually happens

974
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: that kid calling his little brother Hmmler and in and

975
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a very healthy family. Oh, the power

976
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: goes out in their town and he has an a

977
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: MFM radio and flashlights uh. And so he's able to

978
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: find out what's happening. Uh oh, yeap, yep. This goes

979
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: on for pages and pages. I think we get the idea. Yeah,

980
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 1: we sure do. Okay, I'll be a disaster profiteer, also

981
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: interpreting baby talk. Planning to profit from a disaster will

982
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 1: give you an edge over those who simply plan to

983
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: survive it. Thanks Kurt, that's thank you, Kurt Saxon. How

984
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 1: to how to price gouge gunbelievable? Yeah this this he's

985
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:38,439
Speaker 1: a good guy. Oh, here's another letters section. Let's see

986
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: if we can find another guy who's absolutely committing horrible crimes.

987
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed your book The Poor Man James Bond.

988
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 1: In your poison section, you should list a different source

989
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: of nicotine soul Fate Blackly forty has been outlawed for

990
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: two years thanks to your book. My mother and grandfather

991
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,919
Speaker 1: mother consider me in need of counseling or psychiatric help.

992
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 1: So far, I have used your hydro cloric slash aluminum

993
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: smoke bomb in the local walk in movie twice, in

994
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: the school gym once. I also got detention on the

995
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: second day of school for igniting some stuff in class.

996
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot j L. Missouri. He only got detention.

997
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: You're welcome, says Kurt. He does. Hey, your book on poison.

998
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: Some of the stuff in your poison book is illegal.

999
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: Seed update your poison book. Also, my grandma thinks I'm

1000
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: crazy because I've set off bombs in school. Wow, Kurt special.

1001
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: This has been very special. And I think we all

1002
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: learned a lot from Kurt Saxon. Um, We've learned about ourselves.

1003
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 1: We've learned about Kurt, We've learned about taxi driver, We've

1004
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: learned what Kurt Saxon thinks about certain twelve and a

1005
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: half year olds. Um. A lot of information here from

1006
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: Kurt Saxon. Not a lot of good time prizing information. No. No,

1007
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say accurate information either, not all of it,

1008
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: Not all of it. I mean that houseboat guide looks bulletproof. Yeah.

1009
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: How to make a monorail slid. How to make a

1010
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: miniature stage amazing. Vote is also a floating tomb. Speaking

1011
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: of floating tombs, do you want to plug your social media?

1012
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: The floating tomb of our society? Very appropriate? Amazing, I'm

1013
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: Katie stole on all the social media's Katie with a

1014
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:49,919
Speaker 1: why that is um and We've got other shows. We

1015
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: co host a show with Robert called Worst Year Ever.

1016
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: You should check that out if you don't. And we

1017
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: also have our own podcast, even More News. You should

1018
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: check that out if you don't. Do you want to

1019
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 1: say the other things? Absolutely? We also have a YouTube

1020
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 1: show called some More News. And me personally has Twitter

1021
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: dot com and that is Dr Mr Cody with d

1022
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: R and m I S t R and A C

1023
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: O d Y. We speak good on Mike's Good We

1024
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: do good job, guys. We do good English speak on

1025
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: Mike's dot com. Also, before Robert does his plugs, Jamie

1026
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 1: Loftus says hi to everyone. Hello, Jamie Hi, Jamie Hi,

1027
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:36,919
Speaker 1: Jamie um. Also, Robert has a new show. It's called

1028
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: The Women's War. Look out for it. Our trailer launched,

1029
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 1: uh when this comes out last week. So that's uh,

1030
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: that's out episode one March. It's it's very exciting. It

1031
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: is very exciting. You can follow Robert at I Right

1032
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 1: Okay on Twitter. You can follow us on Twitter and

1033
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: Instagram at Bastard's pod. Uh. You can wash your hands,

1034
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 1: and you can avoid the coronavirus by staying indoors and

1035
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: reading through back issues of The Survivalist and learning how

1036
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 1: you two can make tear gas that works really well

1037
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 1: initially but quickly loses its potency and then go to space.

1038
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: That's all we ask. Yeah, if I can't think of

1039
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: anything better to do in quarantine an experiment with making

1040
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: your own tear guests. So get on that. Get on it.

1041
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 1: It's all available online for free. It has not been

1042
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 1: banned as Kurt may have thought it would be. There

1043
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: were definitely legal issues with some of his books that

1044
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: I think contributed to Paladin Press shutting down. But I

1045
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 1: I will we will do a whole episode on Paladin

1046
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: Press because it's amazing. Es. This is some good stuff. Also,

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Speaker 1: if you're looking for some peaceful content, I post a

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Speaker 1: photo of Anderson every single day on my Twitter. Does

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Speaker 1: why underscores? Opie underscore why not? Uncommonly more than one.

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Speaker 1: So there are true, many, many, many photos of Anderson. Yea.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes there's like Fizzy, only other living entity in my room.

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Speaker 1: You guys, there's like forty pages on how to make

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Speaker 1: puppets and puppets shows. And we're done. I know we're done.

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Speaker 1: That is what we're on. How it's starting