Speaker 1: He's a sexy sexy man, sexy sexy clown because he
Speaker 1: ain't no stuck us. Look, it's so flight. You could
Speaker 1: try like a truck, lean like a plank. You the
Speaker 1: solive younger, fool wheel dry so we never get stuck up.
Speaker 1: He pray so much to get up. A lot of
Speaker 1: band within saying he's a god y. He ain't no
Speaker 1: stand and he doesn't have He's on a nighttime standwich
Speaker 1: because everybody knows he's a Burgundy Bandit Ron Burgundy Podcast
Speaker 1: Live from Lago and Holley Word, California. It's the Round
Speaker 1: Burgundy Podcast. Put your hair stick out, rod BURGA thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: That feels good, boy, especially after the day I had.
Speaker 1: What happened. I got stuck in a ditch. I got
Speaker 1: stuck in a ditch, simple as that. Who'll put you
Speaker 1: in there? No? I was walking along Lasian coming out
Speaker 1: for my lunch at Sin Gentlemen's Club, and I saw
Speaker 1: something shiny in the bike lane, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was a diamond, or at least a cubic zeconium zeconium
Speaker 1: zum okay, keep going cz and I reached down to
Speaker 1: pick it up, and next thing you know, my lug
Speaker 1: gets stuck in the rain gutter. And I swear to God,
Speaker 1: the clown from it was pulling me down. It was
Speaker 1: and it wasn't. It wasn't. It was not Pennywise. But
Speaker 1: I just got it, you know, just like, oh God,
Speaker 1: I'm just somehow I'm wedged in here in the morning, Jos.
Speaker 1: The longer you're stuck in there, like, I'm getting deeper
Speaker 1: and deeper and I'm just like halfway in and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm stuck in a ditch. I am stuck in a
Speaker 1: ditch on Wednesday afternoon at one oh four pm. And
Speaker 1: here's the weirdest part. No one would help me. Stuck
Speaker 1: in a ditch. You called out for people. Finally someone
Speaker 1: called the fire department and they got the jaws of life,
Speaker 1: got the jaws of life. And because I thought I
Speaker 1: was dying and they tried open the cement and everything,
Speaker 1: I took it down to my jeweler. You kept the shining,
Speaker 1: like kept a shiny object. It was just a shiny
Speaker 1: piece of glass. All of that for just a shiny glass.
Speaker 1: But that's a typical day for me. How often um
Speaker 1: do you eat across the street at sin? Uh? How often? Honest?
Speaker 1: I would say thirty to forty times a month. That's
Speaker 1: a lunch every that's not a lot. That's not a lot,
Speaker 1: that's not that much. That's a meal every single day
Speaker 1: at sin. That's four days a week and average of
Speaker 1: four days a week. We don't agree to disagree. It's
Speaker 1: good food. It's good food. And uh, I think the
Speaker 1: back of your ticket stub you get a half off
Speaker 1: a Ruben sandwich over there. You can either Reuben or
Speaker 1: a lap dance. You're choosing. But if you do choose
Speaker 1: a upas, please pick Octavia. She's delightful. She's a grad student. Uh,
Speaker 1: cal State Northridge, just trying to pick up, just trying
Speaker 1: to pay the bills, you know, trying to pay the
Speaker 1: bills at north Ridge. Cal State Northridge. I believe they're
Speaker 1: the matadors. Is that correct? I know my name of college.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the mascot name of college. Mess the Oaks,
Speaker 1: Nebraska Cornhuskers, Ohio State Buckeyes, Bowling Green Bowling Green guys.
Speaker 1: I'll Hoboken, the Slashers, Carolina tar Heels. What risdi Risdie
Speaker 1: doesn't have a mascot. Come on, I believe they are
Speaker 1: the the buckets of maple syrup. It's a longer one.
Speaker 1: They shorten it usually what a good little talent, just
Speaker 1: recall a mascots. Yep, that's what the Guinness Book of
Speaker 1: World Records is for. I read it religiously every day.
Speaker 1: Hear what I want to do? Something isn't exciting? It's a.
Speaker 1: It's a it's so exciting to be amongst people again.
Speaker 1: Isn't it lovely to have a communal experience? I wonder
Speaker 1: if you indulge me here for a second. One of
Speaker 1: the greatest songs ever written is Baba Baja Man, who
Speaker 1: let the dogs Out? And if I say who let
Speaker 1: the dogs out? You say, but okay, so, which is great?
Speaker 1: But can we do it as angrily as we could
Speaker 1: possibly can? Okay, so, who let the dogs out? A
Speaker 1: little little more of a screech? Okay, who let the
Speaker 1: dogs out? Oh that's thrilling. Whoo whoo, whoo, boo hoo.
Speaker 1: That was the intention of the song, because the Baja
Speaker 1: men were like, what the who let my dogs out?
Speaker 1: And I want to know now? And I got to
Speaker 1: know now? Who who I want to answer? I love
Speaker 1: that dog. If it happened to backtra I'd be living. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know. So when you next time you're listening to
Speaker 1: you know, the Top forty or k Earth one on
Speaker 1: one and that one pops on, you can I don't
Speaker 1: think it's all the Top forty anywore it in heavy rotation.
Speaker 1: It would be a fun carpool trick when you're driving
Speaker 1: in your car pool and it comes on, or purposely
Speaker 1: play it. Have it set up so that when you're driving,
Speaker 1: who let the dog? What's wrong with Carolina? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh that's my friends. Yeah, that's you driving. You were driving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't set that up properly. It's all about the
Speaker 1: set up. You guys were trying a little slogan here
Speaker 1: at the Burgundy podcast, but we do need your help
Speaker 1: with it. We've been working on it. We've been trying
Speaker 1: some out. They haven't been working. We decided to try
Speaker 1: this one out. If you want to say it with us,
Speaker 1: you don't have to, but I hope you do. That's
Speaker 1: a that's great, that's really good. I think that's can
Speaker 1: we try it with a little tinge of anger? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's where am I Genoa? I was just transported.
Speaker 1: You guys are good. You guys came to play tonight.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. We have been so lucky to do these
Speaker 1: run of shows here at Largo, and they've been so
Speaker 1: generous Tonight. All the proceeds are going to Care, which
Speaker 1: is an amazing charity that's helping families in the Ukraine
Speaker 1: right now. So thank you so much for trying to
Speaker 1: take it's really standing. I thought originally was going to
Speaker 1: my charity, which is money for Ron's bank account. What's
Speaker 1: going to Care? But there and they care. They need
Speaker 1: it much more than I do. But barely. H You
Speaker 1: said we were getting political tonight, which I was a
Speaker 1: little bit hesitant. Well, we have a very special guest,
Speaker 1: our first guest tonight. Yes. Um, we have a bit
Speaker 1: of a coup, you might say, on the show tonight.
Speaker 1: I really landed someone that even I couldn't believe I
Speaker 1: actually pulled off. And it's uh, it's pretty remarkable the
Speaker 1: more I think about it. He's from England. Um, and
Speaker 1: like most of us, I I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: about England. Uh. I know it's made up of three countries, Scotland,
Speaker 1: Wales and Denmark. Um, I know London is where the
Speaker 1: Queen lives, and she's the ruler of all of England
Speaker 1: and India. No, it's all of it. Every They also
Speaker 1: have a whole other government they called Parliament, and it's
Speaker 1: it's not the Funkadelic band Parliament. Yeah, although that would
Speaker 1: be pretty cool, wouldn't it. And and the guy who
Speaker 1: runs Parliament is called the Prime Minister. He's the top dog. Uh.
Speaker 1: And well this is a little crazy. Uh. But we
Speaker 1: have the Prime Minister of England here tonight. Um, and
Speaker 1: so let's just jump into it. Please welcome the Prime
Speaker 1: Minister of England, Mr Boris Johnson, Your excellency, h thank
Speaker 1: you for coming on the show. We are so on
Speaker 1: to have you. Um, sidebar um, let's just get into it. Sure, yeah, Brexit,
Speaker 1: what is it? Why is it? Where is it? Who
Speaker 1: is it? Brexit? We're getting we're getting political. Um. No,
Speaker 1: that's great. Um, it's nice to see take this new direction. Wrong. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: well it's the show. Um. Right, And you don't seem
Speaker 1: very sure of yourself. Well I'm not sure it was
Speaker 1: a very good idea. Oh yeah, I'm sorry, Carolina. This
Speaker 1: is like my Frost Nixon here. It's not it's give
Speaker 1: me a break, I promise you, am Scray, Mr Prime Minister.
Speaker 1: You look very confused, lizard jetlag. It could be, it
Speaker 1: could be I'm a little I'm a little bit confused,
Speaker 1: a little bit confused. Yeah I'm not. I'm not the
Speaker 1: prominencer of England. I have to talk to you. What
Speaker 1: maybe you'd like to sit this one out and watch
Speaker 1: from the audience. Okay, listen, Um, that's not Boris Johnson.
Speaker 1: That's who is. If it's it's Um, it's it's Dan Stevens.
Speaker 1: He was an actor on Downton Abbey. He's just yeah,
Speaker 1: wait which one on Dannton Downton Abbey? He was Matthew Crawley.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. What did you say
Speaker 1: to write when right when you walked out? It's okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay, no stop stop, I wrong. Matthew's Stephen, Okay,
Speaker 1: Matthew Crowley, Matthew Crowley, d Matthew Crawley. And I'm Ron Brickety.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm shaking like a leaf. You are so handsome, thanks, Ron, Um.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how did we get that so mixed up?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Oh God, you are studying, you really
Speaker 1: are it's like staring at a Greek statue. That's that's
Speaker 1: very kind. Are you okay? Are you okay? Wrong? Um,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm gonna be great. I'm great. No, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Are you fine? Are you okay? I'm great? Now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm glam How could you talk about those things? But
Speaker 1: what was it like playing Matthew Crawley? It was? It
Speaker 1: was great? Wrong, I didn't know you was such a
Speaker 1: huge fan of Oh my gosh, you really are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Right now? It was Deapta and
Speaker 1: Abby right, that's that's awesome. Our nation. I don't know
Speaker 1: if anyone watched it over there, but we were blue.
Speaker 1: We were glued to the telly. Was that just the
Speaker 1: break of a life? Points is cractually? I don't usually
Speaker 1: speak in a higher region. Was it was that a
Speaker 1: huge break for you to lay them the part of
Speaker 1: Matthew Crawley on Downton Abbey. Yeah, it was a great
Speaker 1: It was a great moment. Yeah, yeah, it was huge,
Speaker 1: And I'm thrilled. Every time I meet a fan, you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of people must come up to you recognize
Speaker 1: you from that, so sometimes they did. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: have a mustache on that No, you were clean shaven,
Speaker 1: trust me, that smooth baby skin you photographed? Well, my friend,
Speaker 1: thank you. I ever loved you. If you did so
Speaker 1: many things. You lived in a castle, you lived in
Speaker 1: a manor house, you fought in World War One? What
Speaker 1: do you want to talk about other things that you've done?
Speaker 1: I just want to get the rent Okay, truth be told.
Speaker 1: When Lavinia Swire died, I was so happy. But then
Speaker 1: you married Mary. They have to admit I was a
Speaker 1: little upset. M In fact, I didn't leave my house
Speaker 1: for a year. Um, but then you go and die
Speaker 1: in your car crash. I lost my appetite. I stopped
Speaker 1: caring for my body. I lay in my bed, in
Speaker 1: my own poop for days. I'm so sorry to hear
Speaker 1: that wrong. Why did you let them kill you off?
Speaker 1: Why did you leave down tonight? I'm so sorry. Ron.
Speaker 1: You know you're familiar with the band Toto, right, Oh, yes, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and they make they make beautiful music, they
Speaker 1: really do, and there's a lot of them. Did they
Speaker 1: do then they didn't do the theme song, but I
Speaker 1: would listen to it now that but um, you know,
Speaker 1: I think sometimes me all the way would you Matthew
Speaker 1: Crawley tonight take me all the away? I love it,
Speaker 1: I think anyway. Sorry, No, it's just you know sometimes
Speaker 1: during in a band, there's a lot of members and
Speaker 1: you're thinking, you know, is my is my jazz flute
Speaker 1: being heard? Um, don't I know it? Don't I know it?
Speaker 1: And you know, sometimes you just got to take that
Speaker 1: take that flute out. I was kicked out of super Tramp,
Speaker 1: is that right? Yes, I'm so sorry. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: my total But they went on to Great Heights and
Speaker 1: I refused to listen to anything done by Super Tramp.
Speaker 1: Did you become a family on Downton Abbey? Did you guys?
Speaker 1: Did you guys hang out a lot and do barbecues?
Speaker 1: We were yeah, we were close. Yeah, we had a
Speaker 1: great time. Yeah. I mean we can talk about other
Speaker 1: things if if you want, um, other things, Yeah, like Brexit.
Speaker 1: We've moved on. We've moved on from Brexit. What happened
Speaker 1: with Brexit, by the way, it was was a lot
Speaker 1: of sitting in there through. Yeah it finally that was
Speaker 1: a spicy meat ble. That was a spicy a spicy meatble.
Speaker 1: Are people satisfied with what's going on now? Post Brexit.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think they are. The British don't
Speaker 1: digest spicy meatballs. Well who does spicy curries though? Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: That's why the Queen of England still rules India to
Speaker 1: take all the curry and bring it to London, is
Speaker 1: what my research says. Like all famous British actors or
Speaker 1: anyone of from England who has any notoriety, do you
Speaker 1: own a soccer team? I'm not. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but is that an aspiration? I mean, what's the going
Speaker 1: right for for a soccer team? I'm sure it's at
Speaker 1: least half a million. I'll do some saving up, might
Speaker 1: be fun, or maybe I should get a soccer team
Speaker 1: over here, since you know Americans and Canadians like to
Speaker 1: go over to the UK and buy soccer teams perpaps.
Speaker 1: We could oh to Shay, Yeah, wouldn't that be fun?
Speaker 1: I'm all for it. Yeah, I mean, do whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do. You're Matthew, Oh, I think it's a
Speaker 1: it's more I can trying to introduce cricket to America. Now, cricket,
Speaker 1: that is a fascinating game. Have you watched the cricket
Speaker 1: watched a little bit like the base, you have the
Speaker 1: wickets exactly. You have a batsman. Yeah, you have a ball,
Speaker 1: You try to throw it as hard as you can,
Speaker 1: you bounce it off the ground, and then someone just
Speaker 1: blindly swings tries to make on top of this sport
Speaker 1: for an American, A lot of people don't know what
Speaker 1: and then you just running a straight line back and
Speaker 1: forth down the wicket and the matches go on for days.
Speaker 1: They can do yeah, up to five days. Point of that,
Speaker 1: just nine innings is long enough. Our baseball games are
Speaker 1: pretty long, pretty long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm talking days,
Speaker 1: five days. Yeah, a five day test match, five day
Speaker 1: test matches. Why is it called a test match? That's
Speaker 1: a very good question. I think because it's it's a
Speaker 1: real test. It's a real test day. Serious. You don't
Speaker 1: just play one five game, you play a whole series.
Speaker 1: And English mind games is usually considered one of the
Speaker 1: better cricket teams. Well, I mean, like many things, we
Speaker 1: invented this sport and then took it around the world
Speaker 1: and then better than better than that, because right now
Speaker 1: I believe the top cricket teams are Panama, uh, Uruguay, um, Madagascar.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, what's that? Place, Turks and Keiko anywhere. I think.
Speaker 1: I think all of those places may have a day. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there is. There is a traditional of cricket in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: The Hollywood Cricket team used to be British actors and
Speaker 1: movie people who were missing their sports and got to
Speaker 1: play cricket all year around in the beautiful sunshine. And
Speaker 1: some of them would bring their butlers, and they would
Speaker 1: have their butlers bring their spectacles onto the pitch that
Speaker 1: they could see the ball. It's a long way from baseball.
Speaker 1: What are you working on now, Matthew. I thought you
Speaker 1: were all into butlers. That was just I one of
Speaker 1: my way. No, I used to I've had many butlers,
Speaker 1: and uh, they usually get fired because there incapable of
Speaker 1: you know, doing the job the way I like to
Speaker 1: do it. I'm very fastidious. So I mean, what last
Speaker 1: time you fire your butler? Yes, it was because he
Speaker 1: saw you cry? Right, the previous butler got fired because
Speaker 1: he saw you cry. It's embarrassing. I don't want a
Speaker 1: lot though, and they need to pick up the queue
Speaker 1: of what I'm about to cry and leave the room.
Speaker 1: But they end up just watching it like I'm some
Speaker 1: freak show. Can I can I ask you a question? Wrong?
Speaker 1: Please sit down to cry? Oh my god, just the
Speaker 1: thought of it. If I heard the opening bars of
Speaker 1: the theme song to two Pieces and I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not talking like sniffles, like full from the bowels man
Speaker 1: crying and my my condo has paper thin walls, um
Speaker 1: and really piss off the neighbors. I'm like, get some earplugs.
Speaker 1: I'm watching Downton Abbey. You know this is about to happen. Dan,
Speaker 1: Would you indulge me because I wrote a letter to
Speaker 1: you that I keep in my wallet and I was
Speaker 1: too afraid to send it to you. Uh, but you're here?
Speaker 1: Can I read it? Okay? Why? Why were you just
Speaker 1: right to send it? And I always keep it on
Speaker 1: my person wherever I go every day in hopes that
Speaker 1: I would ever run into you. What? Nothing? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I wrote this a while ago, and dear Lord Crowley,
Speaker 1: can I call you Matthew? My name is Ron Burgundy.
Speaker 1: I'm not wanting to fall in love exactly easily. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm not wanting to fall in love easily. I admit
Speaker 1: I've never experienced same sex attraction. I support all kinds
Speaker 1: of love, mind you, but for me, it's a rare
Speaker 1: occasion when a man can stir emotions inside my bosom
Speaker 1: like you have. Would you ever consider having me as
Speaker 1: your wife? I would honor the traditions of Downton Abbey,
Speaker 1: and as your wife, I would make sure all of
Speaker 1: the curtains and floors and pictures on the wall we're
Speaker 1: We're dusted every day. Ron Burgundy. That's signed Ron Burgundy.
Speaker 1: If yes, write me at this enclosed address, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'm so tire strong to thank you means so much,
Speaker 1: so happy to hank you to n You don't have
Speaker 1: to clap, you'll have to tap. I shouldn't have read
Speaker 1: that out loud. Let me apologize to you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Um who how you gonna cry? No, I'm not gonna cry.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cry now. But if the whole audience
Speaker 1: sang bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bam
Speaker 1: bam bam bam bam, I feel we should stop. Matthew Crawley, sorry, dad.
Speaker 1: This has been an honor and a privilege of a lifetime.
Speaker 1: Did I get to meet the Prime Minister? No? No,
Speaker 1: I did not. Will I ever get to meet him?
Speaker 1: Probably not? But I would trade this encounter for a
Speaker 1: thousand meetings with the Prime Minister again and again and again.
Speaker 1: You're a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you, and you
Speaker 1: are you are like an angel. You were like an
Speaker 1: angel who has descended upon all of us and touched
Speaker 1: us with your majesty. And everyone is going to leave
Speaker 1: this there tonight a changed person and we'll do better
Speaker 1: because of your presence. You're a vision dressed in white light,
Speaker 1: emanating from you, cascading out and piercing the souls, the hearts,
Speaker 1: the internal organs of everyone in this theater, in the city,
Speaker 1: in this country, in this hemisphere, in this solar system.
Speaker 1: And that is not hyperbole. Dance Stevens. Everyone, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Thank you wrong lady dat Seed for great
Speaker 1: nat Seed. Oh that was a lot. That was Boner City, USA,
Speaker 1: right there, Boner next up, Boner City. U s A
Speaker 1: get my passport out stamped multiple times? Got it, I'm
Speaker 1: stamping all the pages in my passport. I'm only gonna
Speaker 1: go one place, the Boner City. Who Oh, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was a lot. Uh. I could get stuck in a
Speaker 1: ditch from here on out and I will be a
Speaker 1: happy man. Well, we have to thank Largo quickly for
Speaker 1: having us. Yes, the people are wonderful here. The buffet
Speaker 1: in the back leaves something to be desired for. Its
Speaker 1: out all day. That's day old lobster. Back there, They're like,
Speaker 1: we have lobster buffet, and I'm like, how old is
Speaker 1: this lobster? Have you ever eaten tainted lobster? Tainted? Yes? No,
Speaker 1: you don't want to. I don't get to know. Okay,
Speaker 1: numerous times? What kept you going back? I was at
Speaker 1: a crush on the waitress. Okay, I'm gonna help yourself.
Speaker 1: Couldn't help myself. That sin? It was that sin. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know it's tainted lobster. If your mouth starts foaming,
Speaker 1: I think that's much more serious than just some tainted lobster.
Speaker 1: I think maybe it was. Yeah, yeah, it's system just
Speaker 1: shutting down. Yeah, my system did shut down. Pepsis. Sepsis, babe, sepsis,
Speaker 1: But you take a pepsi to cure sepsis. It sounds similar,
Speaker 1: but it has nothing to do with it, and sepsis
Speaker 1: is just a breakdown of the internal organs. Altogo. All
Speaker 1: the lights are going out. Okay, you don't want to
Speaker 1: go there. Tainted lobster, don't do it. Should we bring
Speaker 1: out our next guest? Yes, yeah, I think we should.
Speaker 1: In fact, it's very apropos. I think you guys are
Speaker 1: going to find this as a let the dogs out
Speaker 1: so primal. Yes, it is. It's primal. Our next guests.
Speaker 1: Oh Boy is a world famous Emmy Award winning television host.
Speaker 1: He owns three restaurants here in California. He is best
Speaker 1: known for his show on the Food Network Diners, Drive
Speaker 1: Ins and Dives. Please welcome, Guy, Pierre. Thank you guys. Pierre.
Speaker 1: Now it is Guy. It's not. It's it's it's not.
Speaker 1: It's like, but if you go to France or to Montreal,
Speaker 1: do you say call me? You just keep it Guy,
Speaker 1: I keep it Guy. I lived in France. I was
Speaker 1: an exchange student in France sixteen and and that was
Speaker 1: the worst thing that they could call me was it
Speaker 1: was just too close to geek. It was a very
Speaker 1: it was difficult step PERI. Yeah, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 1: I said, Pari, this is crazy, isn't it. Um Let's
Speaker 1: get okay, let's let's get right into it here. We've
Speaker 1: got some good questions here. What's your favorite diner you've
Speaker 1: been to? I mean, I have a little I have
Speaker 1: a little indie restaurant near my house called McDonald's. Um,
Speaker 1: it's not Scottish food, but they do breakfast, lunch, and
Speaker 1: dinner and I just love it. What's your what's your
Speaker 1: favorite diner? If you can even name one, I it's
Speaker 1: it's like what your what's your favorite kid or your
Speaker 1: favorite song. It's almost impossible. Yeah, you really can't just
Speaker 1: go because when you go to one of these places,
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of like being in the moment. You're
Speaker 1: not just eating the food, You're you're meeting the people,
Speaker 1: You're having the experience. You're you're kind of breathing it
Speaker 1: all in, you know, gonna is there a certain region
Speaker 1: of the country that has a preponderance of good diners
Speaker 1: over another or they just wonderance? Yes, how do you
Speaker 1: spell that? Okay? Pr E E P O E D
Speaker 1: E R E n c X the exercile at the
Speaker 1: ex silent Um. I think, uh top three one one
Speaker 1: of my favorite cities of Chicago. Great great, great city
Speaker 1: for food. By the bay, yeah, um, I think or
Speaker 1: by the lake. It's bear Lake. You know. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna argue with you about it. Right now. We
Speaker 1: don't have to give. I would go to that point,
Speaker 1: but I think we pronounced a different way. But how
Speaker 1: would you how do you pronounce it? Which Chicago? I
Speaker 1: kind of have fun with it. I call it Chicago. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right? Um, so I would say Chicago, I would say,
Speaker 1: I think l A has gotta dynamite food scene, a
Speaker 1: lot of healthy joints, um, and then I would I
Speaker 1: would have to go. I don't know, man. I think
Speaker 1: I think Florida has got a good a good food
Speaker 1: where warm, wherever people can eat outdoors. And you have
Speaker 1: a lot of ethnic You've got a lot of culture.
Speaker 1: Seems like you get a nice little melting a melting
Speaker 1: pot a stew if you will. Yeah, you kind of
Speaker 1: make it sound a little funky, but no, yeah, do
Speaker 1: you enjoy making stews? Not a big stew person. I'm
Speaker 1: a big crock pot guy. Throw it in the crock
Speaker 1: pot six hours later, I got a meal. Now. A
Speaker 1: lot of times I don't pay careful enough attention to
Speaker 1: what I've actually put in the pot. There could be
Speaker 1: pieces of cardboards, shards of glass, Like if you didn't
Speaker 1: take the pasta out of the box and the whole
Speaker 1: thing just but it is convenient what's the grossest thing
Speaker 1: you've ever eaten? Um? That lobster back there, right, that's
Speaker 1: it's tempting because it looks like it's pretty good lobster.
Speaker 1: It's the lighting, the light. Yeah, it's seeving back there,
Speaker 1: and it is frofty at the mouth, and the PEPs
Speaker 1: it did not help. Yeah, I'm a my my everybody
Speaker 1: knows that I'm not a big egg fan, but my
Speaker 1: real nemesis is beef liver. Oh yeah, you could hide
Speaker 1: the keys to a free ferrari under a plate of
Speaker 1: beef liver. There would be no way I would ever.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't. There's something, there's a funk. There's
Speaker 1: a minerality factor to who's a beef beef liver fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gave me a crazy one on that you like
Speaker 1: beef liver and know Oh okay, I thought you were saying, no,
Speaker 1: I beef liver. I do not know it as I
Speaker 1: can't even be when we go to we've shot triple
Speaker 1: D joints and they'll be cooking it just on the
Speaker 1: menu for somebody else. And I right, oh you got
Speaker 1: un in the Yeah, I started getting the heat. I
Speaker 1: mean organ meats in general, right, anything that had a job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the dogs up. Did you tell me that you
Speaker 1: felt like you're in genera? Oh yeah, general, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what um No, it organ meets. I'm not a fan
Speaker 1: of any of the parts of the animal that had
Speaker 1: a job, if it licked, pushed, filtered, any of those parts,
Speaker 1: I'm not. That's not my favorite. Not my favorite. I mean,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. Trip's got his place, and sweetbreads
Speaker 1: have their place and so forth. But to me particularly,
Speaker 1: that's not my first go to. It's not like meat
Speaker 1: and a cone kind of thing, like a chicken gizzard.
Speaker 1: Although you do if you cook it correctly, it's still
Speaker 1: tastes bad. Yeah. Here's something I've always wanted to ask you.
Speaker 1: You've always did you write me a letter? Always? Did
Speaker 1: I get a letter? I didn't write one. D um.
Speaker 1: If it's a guy that goes first, he gets a letter,
Speaker 1: well he's just I know, he's magnificent. I saw him
Speaker 1: back there. I've got posters of him all over my
Speaker 1: walls still this day. I was able to get a photograph.
Speaker 1: I've got a at eight, I got a basically the
Speaker 1: size of a Persian rug tapestry woven of Matthew Crawley
Speaker 1: Dan Stevens. I used it as a blackout shade in
Speaker 1: my living room ever since my curtains burned down because
Speaker 1: I left the crop pot. It was short, sir. Here's
Speaker 1: my question. Here's my question. I think he's a question
Speaker 1: a lot of people wouldn't want to ask. Have you
Speaker 1: ever eaten a human toe? Cooked? Cooked? Or or right?
Speaker 1: Out of the show? Right either way? Yeah? Not even
Speaker 1: time I watch you say, I'm just like God, is
Speaker 1: he ever eating a human toe? It's gonna lead me
Speaker 1: and it's probably gonna haunt me later down the line.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say no of the eating of the
Speaker 1: toe because the reason why I bring it up here's
Speaker 1: a hypothetical. You got it. You got a chef, buddy,
Speaker 1: great buddy. You believe in him as a chef. He's
Speaker 1: finally opened up his brand new restaurant, and he's he's
Speaker 1: got talent. You're not. It's not just a friend like, oh,
Speaker 1: stop by and give him some support. But he's he's
Speaker 1: very good. You're happy for him or her or her
Speaker 1: or them or them or them uh uh. And the
Speaker 1: first course they bring out is a delightful soup or
Speaker 1: stew or stew and it's really good, and you're thinking yourself,
Speaker 1: my friend here is knocking it out of the park.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be great. And you bite into a
Speaker 1: human toe. What do you do? Do you just chew
Speaker 1: up that grisly toe and swallow it for the benefit
Speaker 1: of your friends so they don't get shut down by
Speaker 1: the health department, or do you follow ethics and say,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dear friend, I found a toe in the soup.
Speaker 1: Where is this hypothetical from I'm sorry and I want
Speaker 1: my money back that I invested in your restaurant? What
Speaker 1: would you how would you handle that? It's a dear,
Speaker 1: dear friend. Well, my first question, just as a chef
Speaker 1: comes to me way through eating the toes, it doesn't
Speaker 1: taste that bad. Well that was gonna be My question
Speaker 1: is where are the other four toes? But maybe I'm
Speaker 1: getting cheated on the deal. Maybe maybe it's maybe it
Speaker 1: is a toes. Can I get some more toes? That's
Speaker 1: the way to fix it round for the house? Right,
Speaker 1: let's bring this so now, I don't know that I
Speaker 1: would I think I would go with the flow, you know,
Speaker 1: I'd go with the toe, you know, go with the toe.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'll be here all week, tried to code.
Speaker 1: You own restaurants all over the place. UM have a few,
Speaker 1: more than three, by the way, But I appreciate the
Speaker 1: shout out. It wasn't you did the research. It was not.
Speaker 1: It was hard for I have four. Okay, so we
Speaker 1: weren't off by a lot, but we got to kind.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's still a C plus, which my book
Speaker 1: I took it. That's graduated him. You're still getting out
Speaker 1: of school, so you own restaurants. Is it is it
Speaker 1: cool not to ever pay for a meal? Or is
Speaker 1: that just a stupid question? Well? I think when everybody
Speaker 1: goes out to dinner and one person picks up the
Speaker 1: check and the other people don't pay for the meal,
Speaker 1: I think that's okay. But I think that like just
Speaker 1: like not not at all paying for the me only.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's very cool. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: very nice. Even if your friend owns the place and
Speaker 1: you play jazz food, it doesn't matter. So don't dine
Speaker 1: and ditch is what you're saying. Exactly good. I would
Speaker 1: never do it. Good. By the way, you know where
Speaker 1: you can't dine and ditch sin across the road there
Speaker 1: because they will come chasing you with tire irons and
Speaker 1: prow bars. You will give you it, will give you
Speaker 1: a lash. Okay, so you own a vineyard? Is that correct?
Speaker 1: I lived by vineyards by veneards. Do you do you don't?
Speaker 1: Do you own one? Or no? No? I used to,
Speaker 1: I used to have, and I have a wine. We
Speaker 1: have a wine company. We have a wine company called
Speaker 1: hunt Ride. We have a tequila business called Santo Tequila.
Speaker 1: We have a couple little projects like what about a
Speaker 1: wine and may honor called ron Burgundy's classy Shibli Burgundy
Speaker 1: and together again for the first time. It could be
Speaker 1: a blend. I like it. It could be a lot
Speaker 1: in a boxer bottle boxes, better box definitely, definitely one
Speaker 1: on one side, one on the other. Drain it quicker.
Speaker 1: Let's start working on this right away. We're in a backpack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: camel back. You can bring it with you. Yeah, bring
Speaker 1: it with you. Another hose for a friend to just
Speaker 1: get ahead. Just tape a hefty trash bag to your
Speaker 1: back full of Chablis and Burgundy blended together. What a mix?
Speaker 1: Go to the beach. I always drink wine on the beach.
Speaker 1: Would you ever start a restaurant? With me. I mean no,
Speaker 1: I think it would be great in the restaurantusiness. I
Speaker 1: think we got to serve rack of lamb because it's
Speaker 1: just a classy classy. Is this a classy joint we're
Speaker 1: doing or is this a die well? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just joined across the street. Or is like the
Speaker 1: lobster in the back? I only go to restaurants if
Speaker 1: they don't have racca lamb, I walk out, got it?
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay, lamb lamb, Chili of course, and meat
Speaker 1: in a cone meat three items. Keep it simple right there,
Speaker 1: right there, great, keep it simple, low overhead, low overhead,
Speaker 1: one cook, one cook, or cook it yourself at your
Speaker 1: table exactly. We bring it out. We bring it out
Speaker 1: kind of one of like those um like a like
Speaker 1: a Benny Hunter, like they have a hot uh about
Speaker 1: people burning themselves or any kind of it's on. It's
Speaker 1: you have them sign a waiver. Check your own racket, lamb.
Speaker 1: What would you like to call it, though? I mean,
Speaker 1: what would the name of our place? Because it can
Speaker 1: be hot hot totsis okay, we're competing with strip joint,
Speaker 1: but that's fine. You have a lot of restaurant ideas though,
Speaker 1: I do you have a bunch of restaurant ideas well? No,
Speaker 1: I have restaurant ideas always keep with me all the time.
Speaker 1: I have jotted down on scraps of paper, can I
Speaker 1: and this is the time to share them? Right? Wow,
Speaker 1: let's see. Is it a fortune cookie paper? It's just
Speaker 1: note but line notebook paper. My iPad broke, so okay,
Speaker 1: this one's called. This restaurant is called All About the Loaf.
Speaker 1: Just a meatloaf buffet. I like it. I like it
Speaker 1: different types of meat loaf or just one meat loaf
Speaker 1: and different sauces either way. Okay, that's good. It's a
Speaker 1: lot of options. No shirt, no shoes, no booze, so
Speaker 1: it's super casual, relaxed. So you know, shirt, no shoes,
Speaker 1: no booze. So you can't drink their super casual. But
Speaker 1: you can't drink half naked and no buzz. Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 1: So you don't like that. That one wasn't good. But
Speaker 1: the meat loaf meat Loaf Haven. I like All about
Speaker 1: the Loaf. Oh yeah, that's that was our tagline though,
Speaker 1: meat Loaf Haven. How about a restaurant called Surprise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you sit down. I've been envisioning it right now.
Speaker 1: You say this menu is blank. What's on the menu?
Speaker 1: Excep what's under the apron? Very well? That that could
Speaker 1: be an offshoot part through it. What's in the drink?
Speaker 1: So we like that. I like that one. Could we
Speaker 1: put surprise in the meat loaf together surprise meat low Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to quickly start brain. I don't want
Speaker 1: to expand too quickly. I don't want to expand. You
Speaker 1: gotta keep central. And here's an here's another conceptual one.
Speaker 1: It's called family dinner. We provide the family. So you
Speaker 1: you you go in by yourself, we're feeling lonely, We'll
Speaker 1: set you up with a family. It's all family style
Speaker 1: and uh so you so, let me get this straight.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. You're you or without that one?
Speaker 1: You're already going to doing that one I'm doing. So
Speaker 1: can I just get designers? Do you just do you
Speaker 1: get to pick the family or do we pair you
Speaker 1: up with the family? Uh so you're just walking in turn,
Speaker 1: guests can pick their family. You've got a good meal with,
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like how Jurgensen's over there. They're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, uh oh, welcome back guy. Okay, the usually
Speaker 1: want to sit with the Jurgensen's Jens. That's like that's
Speaker 1: a made up family's So it's kind of like going
Speaker 1: to so I don't want to get letters from all
Speaker 1: the Jergens child Jez Louise. Okay, okay, do you pay
Speaker 1: for the family's meal? Uh? You? Or do you just
Speaker 1: pay a search charge for the family to be charged
Speaker 1: for the family as you can tip the family if
Speaker 1: you're enjoying your time? How many meals is this family
Speaker 1: gonna eat? You gotta be there all day. I can't
Speaker 1: let them go. I can't let them go. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be They're gonna really have consumed a lot. Okay.
Speaker 1: This restaurants, now, this one's a little more adventurous, more
Speaker 1: for the foodies. This is called shoot your own. Uh
Speaker 1: you're basically you walk into the restaurant, which is just
Speaker 1: a structure and a wild an a wild animals released
Speaker 1: and you've got to shoot it, clean it, kill it,
Speaker 1: cook it everything like a wild boar. Okay it can
Speaker 1: ring um? Okay, I mean that's is there more than one? Is?
Speaker 1: Are other people dining in this? Are we just shooting
Speaker 1: across the room at each other It depends if we
Speaker 1: if we're guaranteed that they're relatively good, aim, we can
Speaker 1: have multiple diners. Otherwise, Yeah, I really thought this out. Okay,
Speaker 1: get back to me on that. I do like where
Speaker 1: you're going. Whatever is dangerous, don't come on Thursday. Thursday
Speaker 1: night is panther night. And that's a you don't want
Speaker 1: to be in. Sixty percent of the time. It works
Speaker 1: all the time. One of my favorite of all of them.
Speaker 1: Here's an interesting one. It's a place called Ready, Set Go.
Speaker 1: Thirty second meals get you in and out, probably more
Speaker 1: like oatmeal, soft soft foods, shakes, nothing you have to
Speaker 1: chew too quickly, but we d go like hot chili,
Speaker 1: hot chili. If you're not done by thirty seconds, we
Speaker 1: take the plate away from you and we kick you
Speaker 1: out because we got to turn the tables over. Right.
Speaker 1: Met loaf and a blender. Oh, we already did a
Speaker 1: met I like it. And then that's the last one
Speaker 1: I've already started. Uh, and it's doing really well. It's
Speaker 1: called Olive Garden. Uh. And I was kicking but and
Speaker 1: then I got shut down. These guys and suits showed
Speaker 1: up and told me there was already a chain called
Speaker 1: olive guarden. That's bull, no kidding. You know they always
Speaker 1: that they'll do that to you, this young entrepreneur trying
Speaker 1: to make his way in Corduroy, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden they take it away from you. That's bull.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If I listen, I'll help you out. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's get back to the meat. Loaf, the low loaven,
Speaker 1: low low fload, meat, low floor, low fload. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Uh uh, all about the loaf? How can I?
Speaker 1: Who's that pop artists? Is things all about the babe?
Speaker 1: That bab We could get Megan Trainer to sing a
Speaker 1: song that plays on a loop inside the restaurants, all
Speaker 1: about the loaf, the loaf, the loaf. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it. I think that has promised. I think
Speaker 1: that that along with the we like that and the
Speaker 1: restaurant with the family. Yeah. You collect classic cars? Am I? Right? Yes? What? What?
Speaker 1: What do you have? What kind of cars? A lot
Speaker 1: of Chevies, Chevelle, Corvette, Scarrows, ranging from what years, mainly
Speaker 1: in the late sixties, early seventies. Um, do you know
Speaker 1: anything about a escort? Mine? Mine is stuck in the
Speaker 1: driveway and it's it's really funny noise. When I try
Speaker 1: to start it up. You want to buy it off me.
Speaker 1: I want to roll dice for it. All rolled dice anytime.
Speaker 1: That's that's how I got out of giving blood the
Speaker 1: last time. I said, look, I'm not gonna give blood,
Speaker 1: but all rolled dice for some reason. The young woman
Speaker 1: at the Red Cross goes okay, and we and I
Speaker 1: beat her two out of three times, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: see a sucker, good blood from some other Yahoo. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys know how bad I'm dying up here
Speaker 1: right now. Speaking of cars, your name is Guy Fiery.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a race car driver named to me. Um,
Speaker 1: how did you get such a cool name? My family?
Speaker 1: It's a really cool name. Yeah, my family. But I
Speaker 1: got the name Guy. Guys. Not that it's not I
Speaker 1: mean like ron is like Ronald or something. You know,
Speaker 1: it's dignity. I got guys. He is his name. Girl.
Speaker 1: You know I got enough of those jokes. Um, So
Speaker 1: guy and guys not short for anything. Guy's just guy.
Speaker 1: And my parents were hippies. Okay, that that explains a
Speaker 1: lot of Yeah, thank you very much. But I do
Speaker 1: have an alias, which is Gus Ferrari. Oh, Gus Ferraria, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was having There were two ladies who were having
Speaker 1: an argument about not as cool as guy fiery. I
Speaker 1: don't think so either, But Gus Ferrari does get me
Speaker 1: out a lot of pinches. It's just like a secret
Speaker 1: speakeasy thing. Yeah, we're not gonna tell anybody. We'll just
Speaker 1: keep between us. Don't worry about it. On the d
Speaker 1: L ignore all of these microphones. In two thousand and fifteen,
Speaker 1: you officiated at the wedding of your good friend Art
Speaker 1: Smith with one and one same sex couples in attendance
Speaker 1: as a way to celebrate Florida's lifting the ban on
Speaker 1: same sex marriage. That's incredible. What that's amazing that you
Speaker 1: did that. I just want to applaud that. Well, thank you,
Speaker 1: And it was an honor and on a very serious note, um,
Speaker 1: to watch a hundred one couples that were being kept
Speaker 1: from expressing their love and being together, um by some
Speaker 1: law that's I don't know who makes those kind of laws.
Speaker 1: But but to see to be the person that stood
Speaker 1: there to say to them, you are all now one
Speaker 1: or you're now married, and to see the tears and
Speaker 1: the energy and the love and the embrace and the
Speaker 1: whole thing was probably one of the most overwhelming things
Speaker 1: I've ever done. That's so great, wonderful, it's really cool.
Speaker 1: And most of the marriages were knows. Is that is
Speaker 1: that correct and so wrong? Yes? Um, I think people
Speaker 1: should also know that you're involved in a lot of charities.
Speaker 1: Un can you can you talk about that before you go,
Speaker 1: because I just do have to say this guy raised
Speaker 1: million dollars for restaurant workers during the pandemic because the
Speaker 1: restaurant industry was the one of the hardest hit industries
Speaker 1: by far. Yeah, it was. I think probably everybody thinks
Speaker 1: that the restaurant industry is gonna be there. You know,
Speaker 1: you go out early in the morning, restaurants are open.
Speaker 1: You go late at night, restaurants are open one way,
Speaker 1: shape or form. Restaurants are there to service. And I've
Speaker 1: been in the industry my whole life, and I just
Speaker 1: knew that when that closing was happening, particularly here in California,
Speaker 1: I just knew that there were so many people that
Speaker 1: were not going to be getting that paycheck or those
Speaker 1: tips that there's so much relying on. And I was
Speaker 1: really frustrated. So I sent out forty three emails, actually
Speaker 1: video messages to the big corporations, to the cfo CEOs
Speaker 1: that run these companies. And I don't know the bosses,
Speaker 1: the bosses the big they haven't got it the ron
Speaker 1: burgundaries of the business. So I sent out these messages
Speaker 1: and said, you've been doing really good off the restaurant
Speaker 1: industry forever. How about right now, you dig deep and
Speaker 1: you give some money and let's get it to the workers.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about the owners. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the workers. I'm talking about the people that are really
Speaker 1: counting on the on the money. And I got a
Speaker 1: lot of not kicked back. But my team thought I
Speaker 1: was crazy. In my family, I sent him out on
Speaker 1: a Sunday night and Monday morning, at nine o'clock, PEPSI
Speaker 1: called and gave us a million bucks. And that's how
Speaker 1: I got started. Yeah, it's really full, but you're the
Speaker 1: you're a philanthropist to get into it. But we've got
Speaker 1: some charities sure that I work with. The one I'm
Speaker 1: most proud of it's very dear to my heart. Um
Speaker 1: it's called Tots for Tots, And what I do is
Speaker 1: I give tater tots two children whether they want them
Speaker 1: or not, I'd give them tater tots, and just to
Speaker 1: see the smile of young child's face, grease streaming down
Speaker 1: his cheeks, as he's just like a little chipmunk stuffed
Speaker 1: full with tater tots. If they want them or not,
Speaker 1: whether they want them or not, a lot of them
Speaker 1: run away. A lot of them say no, Ron, I've
Speaker 1: had enough. I say, I'll tell you when you've had enough.
Speaker 1: Get back here. I've got a two pounds of frozen
Speaker 1: tater tots in the back of my van, single file
Speaker 1: all and anyway. So I am so proud. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: You've done great stuff. So have I. Caroline is too busy.
Speaker 1: But where are we going to dinner tonight after the show?
Speaker 1: Oh you're too busy? Uh? Are we gonna invite your
Speaker 1: friend that you wrote the letter to? Or? And we
Speaker 1: are definitely, In fact we could. We told security to
Speaker 1: not let Dan leave, right, he's not going anywhere. In fact,
Speaker 1: I think there's a net back there a net, and
Speaker 1: I try to someone throw a net over Dan bound
Speaker 1: his legs gently. Let's just you know, yes, let's put
Speaker 1: him little tranquilizer dad and then put him back in
Speaker 1: the tater tot bamatam um. Guy Fiery, you can't thank
Speaker 1: you enough for coming onto. The show's been what next,
Speaker 1: Guy Fiery? Everyone? Thank you much. I wonder what I who? Well,
Speaker 1: We're We've just about run out of time here, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: but I'd like to internet with one final piece. I'd
Speaker 1: like to call my take. You can leave. Yes, I've
Speaker 1: got a quick question for you. Have Americans lost their
Speaker 1: collective minds? The reason why I asked this is because
Speaker 1: everywhere I turn, every single person, and I mean every
Speaker 1: single person has a service animal. Have you noticed this? Now?
Speaker 1: I fully understand seeing eye dogs or service dogs in general,
Speaker 1: but now things have gotten out of control. Have you
Speaker 1: flown recently? It's like I'm on Noah's Arc service dogs
Speaker 1: and cats and chinchillas and parrots and service komodo dragons.
Speaker 1: This is Dracula, my service bats. I've hantusak your blood Sha,
Speaker 1: don't talk to me in a cute see Dracula voice.
Speaker 1: It has gotten so bad. I I once witnessed someone
Speaker 1: bringing on board a service giraffe. Granted it was a
Speaker 1: baby giraffe, and it was an Airbus three, pretty pretty
Speaker 1: big plane, so but it was never gonna fit, but
Speaker 1: the flight crew had to delicately handle the situation because
Speaker 1: the passenger was threatening to kill herself if she couldn't
Speaker 1: bring the service giraffe on board. I quickly took a
Speaker 1: selfie with the draft before the proverbial hit the fan.
Speaker 1: That giraffe was cute. It's still pretty big for a baby.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Part of me thought, boy, that'd
Speaker 1: be fun to get that giraffe on board. But that's
Speaker 1: the one and only time I felt aligned with someone's
Speaker 1: service animal. In fact, what are the rules exactly governing
Speaker 1: these animals? It it makes me want to test the system.
Speaker 1: Can I bring a large cooler on board with my
Speaker 1: baby's service great white shark or a special satchel with
Speaker 1: my service tarantula? Remember snakes on a plane? We are
Speaker 1: perilously close to making that scenario everyday reality. What about humans?
Speaker 1: We are technically animals? Heck, we are animals right? Next
Speaker 1: up I fly? Can I bring my drinking buddy champ
Speaker 1: kind with me? And when they when they asked for
Speaker 1: a ticket, can I just explain that he doesn't need one.
Speaker 1: He's my service animal. He's just gonna lie on the
Speaker 1: floor in this sleeping bag. We're gonna eat homemade nachos,
Speaker 1: drink scotch, and he's going to keep me calm. Think
Speaker 1: about it. Why can't I do that? Or maybe I'm
Speaker 1: going to release a swarm of bees and just tell
Speaker 1: everyone to relax. They're my service animals. Relax, they will
Speaker 1: eventually congregate near one of the bathrooms, and please don't
Speaker 1: order any sugary drinks. I guess the question is, how
Speaker 1: do we get the genie back in the bottle? Well,
Speaker 1: maybe we're right. Well, maybe we're just simply past the
Speaker 1: point of no return. When I really pause to think
Speaker 1: about it, maybe I'm the problem. Maybe I need to
Speaker 1: change my way of thinking, and maybe, just maybe, the
Speaker 1: next time I'm stuck in coach sitting in between a
Speaker 1: coyote and a spider monk, as long as there's a
Speaker 1: mutual understanding that no one's gonna bite me in the face,
Speaker 1: then what's the big deal. At the end of the day,
Speaker 1: we are all God's creatures. So maybe let's just sit back, relax,
Speaker 1: and enjoy the two and a half hour flight to Albuquerque.
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my take. Up. Stuck up guy,
Speaker 1: stuck up. All this duck will try so we never
Speaker 1: get stuck up. Bring so far to get up a
Speaker 1: lot of bandwids, and he's a god. He ain't don't
Speaker 1: stand and he doesn't have he's on a night sized stand,
Speaker 1: which because everybody knows he's the Furgusy Bandon The Ron
Speaker 1: Burgundy Podcast