WEBVTT - Dan Stevens and Guy Fieri

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<v Speaker 1>He's a sexy sexy man, sexy sexy clown because he

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<v Speaker 1>ain't no stuck us. Look, it's so flight. You could

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<v Speaker 1>try like a truck, lean like a plank. You the

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<v Speaker 1>solive younger, fool wheel dry so we never get stuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>He pray so much to get up. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>band within saying he's a god y. He ain't no

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<v Speaker 1>stand and he doesn't have He's on a nighttime standwich

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<v Speaker 1>because everybody knows he's a Burgundy Bandit Ron Burgundy Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Live from Lago and Holley Word, California. It's the Round

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy Podcast. Put your hair stick out, rod BURGA thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>That feels good, boy, especially after the day I had.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened. I got stuck in a ditch. I got

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in a ditch, simple as that. Who'll put you

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<v Speaker 1>in there? No? I was walking along Lasian coming out

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<v Speaker 1>for my lunch at Sin Gentlemen's Club, and I saw

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<v Speaker 1>something shiny in the bike lane, and I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was a diamond, or at least a cubic zeconium zeconium

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<v Speaker 1>zum okay, keep going cz and I reached down to

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<v Speaker 1>pick it up, and next thing you know, my lug

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<v Speaker 1>gets stuck in the rain gutter. And I swear to God,

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<v Speaker 1>the clown from it was pulling me down. It was

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<v Speaker 1>and it wasn't. It wasn't. It was not Pennywise. But

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<v Speaker 1>I just got it, you know, just like, oh God,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just somehow I'm wedged in here in the morning, Jos.

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<v Speaker 1>The longer you're stuck in there, like, I'm getting deeper

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<v Speaker 1>and deeper and I'm just like halfway in and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stuck in a ditch. I am stuck in a

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<v Speaker 1>ditch on Wednesday afternoon at one oh four pm. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's the weirdest part. No one would help me. Stuck

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<v Speaker 1>in a ditch. You called out for people. Finally someone

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<v Speaker 1>called the fire department and they got the jaws of life,

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<v Speaker 1>got the jaws of life. And because I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was dying and they tried open the cement and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>I took it down to my jeweler. You kept the shining,

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<v Speaker 1>like kept a shiny object. It was just a shiny

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<v Speaker 1>piece of glass. All of that for just a shiny glass.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's a typical day for me. How often um

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<v Speaker 1>do you eat across the street at sin? Uh? How often? Honest?

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<v Speaker 1>I would say thirty to forty times a month. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a lunch every that's not a lot. That's not a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not that much. That's a meal every single day

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<v Speaker 1>at sin. That's four days a week and average of

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<v Speaker 1>four days a week. We don't agree to disagree. It's

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<v Speaker 1>good food. It's good food. And uh, I think the

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<v Speaker 1>back of your ticket stub you get a half off

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<v Speaker 1>a Ruben sandwich over there. You can either Reuben or

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<v Speaker 1>a lap dance. You're choosing. But if you do choose

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<v Speaker 1>a upas, please pick Octavia. She's delightful. She's a grad student. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>cal State Northridge, just trying to pick up, just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to pay the bills, you know, trying to pay the

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<v Speaker 1>bills at north Ridge. Cal State Northridge. I believe they're

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<v Speaker 1>the matadors. Is that correct? I know my name of college.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you the mascot name of college. Mess the Oaks,

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<v Speaker 1>Nebraska Cornhuskers, Ohio State Buckeyes, Bowling Green Bowling Green guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll Hoboken, the Slashers, Carolina tar Heels. What risdi Risdie

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a mascot. Come on, I believe they are

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<v Speaker 1>the the buckets of maple syrup. It's a longer one.

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<v Speaker 1>They shorten it usually what a good little talent, just

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<v Speaker 1>recall a mascots. Yep, that's what the Guinness Book of

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<v Speaker 1>World Records is for. I read it religiously every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear what I want to do? Something isn't exciting? It's a.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a it's so exciting to be amongst people again.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it lovely to have a communal experience? I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if you indulge me here for a second. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest songs ever written is Baba Baja Man, who

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<v Speaker 1>let the dogs Out? And if I say who let

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs out? You say, but okay, so, which is great?

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<v Speaker 1>But can we do it as angrily as we could

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<v Speaker 1>possibly can? Okay, so, who let the dogs out? A

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<v Speaker 1>little little more of a screech? Okay, who let the

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<v Speaker 1>dogs out? Oh that's thrilling. Whoo whoo, whoo, boo hoo.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the intention of the song, because the Baja

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<v Speaker 1>men were like, what the who let my dogs out?

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to know now? And I got to

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<v Speaker 1>know now? Who who I want to answer? I love

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<v Speaker 1>that dog. If it happened to backtra I'd be living. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. So when you next time you're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the Top forty or k Earth one on

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<v Speaker 1>one and that one pops on, you can I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's all the Top forty anywore it in heavy rotation.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be a fun carpool trick when you're driving

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<v Speaker 1>in your car pool and it comes on, or purposely

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<v Speaker 1>play it. Have it set up so that when you're driving,

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<v Speaker 1>who let the dog? What's wrong with Carolina? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's my friends. Yeah, that's you driving. You were driving. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't set that up properly. It's all about the

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<v Speaker 1>set up. You guys were trying a little slogan here

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<v Speaker 1>at the Burgundy podcast, but we do need your help

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<v Speaker 1>with it. We've been working on it. We've been trying

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<v Speaker 1>some out. They haven't been working. We decided to try

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<v Speaker 1>this one out. If you want to say it with us,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to, but I hope you do. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a that's great, that's really good. I think that's can

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<v Speaker 1>we try it with a little tinge of anger? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's where am I Genoa? I was just transported.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are good. You guys came to play tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic. We have been so lucky to do these

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<v Speaker 1>run of shows here at Largo, and they've been so

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<v Speaker 1>generous Tonight. All the proceeds are going to Care, which

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<v Speaker 1>is an amazing charity that's helping families in the Ukraine

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<v Speaker 1>right now. So thank you so much for trying to

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<v Speaker 1>take it's really standing. I thought originally was going to

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<v Speaker 1>my charity, which is money for Ron's bank account. What's

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<v Speaker 1>going to Care? But there and they care. They need

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<v Speaker 1>it much more than I do. But barely. H You

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<v Speaker 1>said we were getting political tonight, which I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit hesitant. Well, we have a very special guest,

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<v Speaker 1>our first guest tonight. Yes. Um, we have a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a coup, you might say, on the show tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I really landed someone that even I couldn't believe I

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<v Speaker 1>actually pulled off. And it's uh, it's pretty remarkable the

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<v Speaker 1>more I think about it. He's from England. Um, and

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<v Speaker 1>like most of us, I I don't know a lot

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<v Speaker 1>about England. Uh. I know it's made up of three countries, Scotland,

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<v Speaker 1>Wales and Denmark. Um, I know London is where the

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<v Speaker 1>Queen lives, and she's the ruler of all of England

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<v Speaker 1>and India. No, it's all of it. Every They also

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<v Speaker 1>have a whole other government they called Parliament, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the Funkadelic band Parliament. Yeah, although that would

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<v Speaker 1>be pretty cool, wouldn't it. And and the guy who

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<v Speaker 1>runs Parliament is called the Prime Minister. He's the top dog. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And well this is a little crazy. Uh. But we

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<v Speaker 1>have the Prime Minister of England here tonight. Um, and

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<v Speaker 1>so let's just jump into it. Please welcome the Prime

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<v Speaker 1>Minister of England, Mr Boris Johnson, Your excellency, h thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for coming on the show. We are so on

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<v Speaker 1>to have you. Um, sidebar um, let's just get into it. Sure, yeah, Brexit,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? Why is it? Where is it? Who

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Brexit? We're getting we're getting political. Um. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great. Um, it's nice to see take this new direction. Wrong. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well it's the show. Um. Right, And you don't seem

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<v Speaker 1>very sure of yourself. Well I'm not sure it was

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<v Speaker 1>a very good idea. Oh yeah, I'm sorry, Carolina. This

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<v Speaker 1>is like my Frost Nixon here. It's not it's give

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<v Speaker 1>me a break, I promise you, am Scray, Mr Prime Minister.

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<v Speaker 1>You look very confused, lizard jetlag. It could be, it

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<v Speaker 1>could be I'm a little I'm a little bit confused,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit confused. Yeah I'm not. I'm not the

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<v Speaker 1>prominencer of England. I have to talk to you. What

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you'd like to sit this one out and watch

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<v Speaker 1>from the audience. Okay, listen, Um, that's not Boris Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who is. If it's it's Um, it's it's Dan Stevens.

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<v Speaker 1>He was an actor on Downton Abbey. He's just yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>wait which one on Dannton Downton Abbey? He was Matthew Crawley.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I know. What did you say

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<v Speaker 1>to write when right when you walked out? It's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, no stop stop, I wrong. Matthew's Stephen, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Crowley, Matthew Crowley, d Matthew Crawley. And I'm Ron Brickety.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm shaking like a leaf. You are so handsome, thanks, Ron, Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, how did we get that so mixed up?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. Oh God, you are studying, you really

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<v Speaker 1>are it's like staring at a Greek statue. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>very kind. Are you okay? Are you okay? Wrong? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine, I'm gonna be great. I'm great. No, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you fine? Are you okay? I'm great? Now? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glam How could you talk about those things? But

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<v Speaker 1>what was it like playing Matthew Crawley? It was? It

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<v Speaker 1>was great? Wrong, I didn't know you was such a

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<v Speaker 1>huge fan of Oh my gosh, you really are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Right now? It was Deapta and

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<v Speaker 1>Abby right, that's that's awesome. Our nation. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if anyone watched it over there, but we were blue.

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<v Speaker 1>We were glued to the telly. Was that just the

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<v Speaker 1>break of a life? Points is cractually? I don't usually

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<v Speaker 1>speak in a higher region. Was it was that a

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<v Speaker 1>huge break for you to lay them the part of

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Crawley on Downton Abbey. Yeah, it was a great

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<v Speaker 1>It was a great moment. Yeah, yeah, it was huge,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm thrilled. Every time I meet a fan, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people must come up to you recognize

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<v Speaker 1>you from that, so sometimes they did. Yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a mustache on that No, you were clean shaven,

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<v Speaker 1>trust me, that smooth baby skin you photographed? Well, my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I ever loved you. If you did so

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<v Speaker 1>many things. You lived in a castle, you lived in

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<v Speaker 1>a manor house, you fought in World War One? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to talk about other things that you've done?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to get the rent Okay, truth be told.

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<v Speaker 1>When Lavinia Swire died, I was so happy. But then

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<v Speaker 1>you married Mary. They have to admit I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little upset. M In fact, I didn't leave my house

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<v Speaker 1>for a year. Um, but then you go and die

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<v Speaker 1>in your car crash. I lost my appetite. I stopped

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<v Speaker 1>caring for my body. I lay in my bed, in

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<v Speaker 1>my own poop for days. I'm so sorry to hear

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<v Speaker 1>that wrong. Why did you let them kill you off?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you leave down tonight? I'm so sorry. Ron.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're familiar with the band Toto, right, Oh, yes, sure, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and they make they make beautiful music, they

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<v Speaker 1>really do, and there's a lot of them. Did they

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<v Speaker 1>do then they didn't do the theme song, but I

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<v Speaker 1>would listen to it now that but um, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think sometimes me all the way would you Matthew

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<v Speaker 1>Crawley tonight take me all the away? I love it,

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<v Speaker 1>I think anyway. Sorry, No, it's just you know sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>during in a band, there's a lot of members and

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking, you know, is my is my jazz flute

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<v Speaker 1>being heard? Um, don't I know it? Don't I know it?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, sometimes you just got to take that

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<v Speaker 1>take that flute out. I was kicked out of super Tramp,

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<v Speaker 1>is that right? Yes, I'm so sorry. Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 1>my total But they went on to Great Heights and

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<v Speaker 1>I refused to listen to anything done by Super Tramp.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you become a family on Downton Abbey? Did you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys hang out a lot and do barbecues?

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<v Speaker 1>We were yeah, we were close. Yeah, we had a

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<v Speaker 1>great time. Yeah. I mean we can talk about other

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<v Speaker 1>things if if you want, um, other things, Yeah, like Brexit.

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<v Speaker 1>We've moved on. We've moved on from Brexit. What happened

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<v Speaker 1>with Brexit, by the way, it was was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of sitting in there through. Yeah it finally that was

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<v Speaker 1>a spicy meat ble. That was a spicy a spicy meatble.

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<v Speaker 1>Are people satisfied with what's going on now? Post Brexit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't think they are. The British don't

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<v Speaker 1>digest spicy meatballs. Well who does spicy curries though? Oh? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>That's why the Queen of England still rules India to

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<v Speaker 1>take all the curry and bring it to London, is

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<v Speaker 1>what my research says. Like all famous British actors or

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<v Speaker 1>anyone of from England who has any notoriety, do you

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<v Speaker 1>own a soccer team? I'm not. Yeah, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but is that an aspiration? I mean, what's the going

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<v Speaker 1>right for for a soccer team? I'm sure it's at

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<v Speaker 1>least half a million. I'll do some saving up, might

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<v Speaker 1>be fun, or maybe I should get a soccer team

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<v Speaker 1>over here, since you know Americans and Canadians like to

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<v Speaker 1>go over to the UK and buy soccer teams perpaps.

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<v Speaker 1>We could oh to Shay, Yeah, wouldn't that be fun?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all for it. Yeah, I mean, do whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do. You're Matthew, Oh, I think it's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's more I can trying to introduce cricket to America. Now, cricket,

0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:27.720
<v Speaker 1>that is a fascinating game. Have you watched the cricket

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<v Speaker 1>watched a little bit like the base, you have the

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<v Speaker 1>wickets exactly. You have a batsman. Yeah, you have a ball,

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<v Speaker 1>You try to throw it as hard as you can,

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<v Speaker 1>you bounce it off the ground, and then someone just

0:19:39.560 --> 0:19:42.280
<v Speaker 1>blindly swings tries to make on top of this sport

0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:44.920
<v Speaker 1>for an American, A lot of people don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>and then you just running a straight line back and

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<v Speaker 1>forth down the wicket and the matches go on for days.

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<v Speaker 1>They can do yeah, up to five days. Point of that,

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<v Speaker 1>just nine innings is long enough. Our baseball games are

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<v Speaker 1>pretty long, pretty long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm talking days,

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<v Speaker 1>five days. Yeah, a five day test match, five day

0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:13.520
<v Speaker 1>test matches. Why is it called a test match? That's

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<v Speaker 1>a very good question. I think because it's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>real test. It's a real test day. Serious. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>just play one five game, you play a whole series.

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<v Speaker 1>And English mind games is usually considered one of the

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<v Speaker 1>better cricket teams. Well, I mean, like many things, we

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<v Speaker 1>invented this sport and then took it around the world

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<v Speaker 1>and then better than better than that, because right now

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<v Speaker 1>I believe the top cricket teams are Panama, uh, Uruguay, um, Madagascar.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh oh, what's that? Place, Turks and Keiko anywhere. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I think all of those places may have a day. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there is. There is a traditional of cricket in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 1>The Hollywood Cricket team used to be British actors and

0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.600
<v Speaker 1>movie people who were missing their sports and got to

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<v Speaker 1>play cricket all year around in the beautiful sunshine. And

0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:15.200
<v Speaker 1>some of them would bring their butlers, and they would

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<v Speaker 1>have their butlers bring their spectacles onto the pitch that

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<v Speaker 1>they could see the ball. It's a long way from baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you working on now, Matthew. I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were all into butlers. That was just I one of

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<v Speaker 1>my way. No, I used to I've had many butlers,

0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:50.919
<v Speaker 1>and uh, they usually get fired because there incapable of

0:21:51.320 --> 0:21:53.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, doing the job the way I like to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. I'm very fastidious. So I mean, what last

0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:05.159
<v Speaker 1>time you fire your butler? Yes, it was because he

0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:11.000
<v Speaker 1>saw you cry? Right, the previous butler got fired because

0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:15.760
<v Speaker 1>he saw you cry. It's embarrassing. I don't want a

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<v Speaker 1>lot though, and they need to pick up the queue

0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:23.760
<v Speaker 1>of what I'm about to cry and leave the room.

0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:25.760
<v Speaker 1>But they end up just watching it like I'm some

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<v Speaker 1>freak show. Can I can I ask you a question? Wrong?

0:22:29.200 --> 0:22:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Please sit down to cry? Oh my god, just the

0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:39.800
<v Speaker 1>thought of it. If I heard the opening bars of

0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:45.400
<v Speaker 1>the theme song to two Pieces and I'm not I'm

0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:51.680
<v Speaker 1>not talking like sniffles, like full from the bowels man

0:22:51.800 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 1>crying and my my condo has paper thin walls, um

0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:09.720
<v Speaker 1>and really piss off the neighbors. I'm like, get some earplugs.

0:23:09.720 --> 0:23:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching Downton Abbey. You know this is about to happen. Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>Would you indulge me because I wrote a letter to

0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:36.879
<v Speaker 1>you that I keep in my wallet and I was

0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:41.600
<v Speaker 1>too afraid to send it to you. Uh, but you're here?

0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:47.159
<v Speaker 1>Can I read it? Okay? Why? Why were you just

0:23:47.240 --> 0:23:49.080
<v Speaker 1>right to send it? And I always keep it on

0:23:49.119 --> 0:23:54.240
<v Speaker 1>my person wherever I go every day in hopes that

0:23:54.280 --> 0:24:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I would ever run into you. What? Nothing? Yeah, So

0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:07.240
<v Speaker 1>I wrote this a while ago, and dear Lord Crowley,

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<v Speaker 1>can I call you Matthew? My name is Ron Burgundy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not wanting to fall in love exactly easily. Sorry,

0:24:22.640 --> 0:24:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not wanting to fall in love easily. I admit

0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I've never experienced same sex attraction. I support all kinds

0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:34.960
<v Speaker 1>of love, mind you, but for me, it's a rare

0:24:35.000 --> 0:24:39.600
<v Speaker 1>occasion when a man can stir emotions inside my bosom

0:24:39.680 --> 0:24:49.320
<v Speaker 1>like you have. Would you ever consider having me as

0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:55.679
<v Speaker 1>your wife? I would honor the traditions of Downton Abbey,

0:24:55.880 --> 0:25:00.760
<v Speaker 1>and as your wife, I would make sure all of

0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:04.960
<v Speaker 1>the curtains and floors and pictures on the wall we're

0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:16.800
<v Speaker 1>We're dusted every day. Ron Burgundy. That's signed Ron Burgundy.

0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:22.960
<v Speaker 1>If yes, write me at this enclosed address, that's beautiful.

0:25:24.240 --> 0:25:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm so tire strong to thank you means so much,

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 1>so happy to hank you to n You don't have

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:34.840
<v Speaker 1>to clap, you'll have to tap. I shouldn't have read

0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 1>that out loud. Let me apologize to you. I'm sorry.

0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Um who how you gonna cry? No, I'm not gonna cry.

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:51.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna cry now. But if the whole audience

0:25:51.280 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 1>sang bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bam

0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:11.439
<v Speaker 1>bam bam bam bam, I feel we should stop. Matthew Crawley, sorry, dad.

0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:14.960
<v Speaker 1>This has been an honor and a privilege of a lifetime.

0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:21.119
<v Speaker 1>Did I get to meet the Prime Minister? No? No,

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:26.439
<v Speaker 1>I did not. Will I ever get to meet him?

0:26:26.480 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Probably not? But I would trade this encounter for a

0:26:30.720 --> 0:26:36.040
<v Speaker 1>thousand meetings with the Prime Minister again and again and again.

0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:40.600
<v Speaker 1>You're a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you, and you

0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:46.080
<v Speaker 1>are you are like an angel. You were like an

0:26:46.119 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 1>angel who has descended upon all of us and touched

0:26:49.840 --> 0:26:54.280
<v Speaker 1>us with your majesty. And everyone is going to leave

0:26:54.359 --> 0:26:58.080
<v Speaker 1>this there tonight a changed person and we'll do better

0:26:58.680 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 1>because of your presence. You're a vision dressed in white light,

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:13.000
<v Speaker 1>emanating from you, cascading out and piercing the souls, the hearts,

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 1>the internal organs of everyone in this theater, in the city,

0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:29.280
<v Speaker 1>in this country, in this hemisphere, in this solar system.

0:27:29.320 --> 0:27:33.359
<v Speaker 1>And that is not hyperbole. Dance Stevens. Everyone, thank you

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>so much. Thank you wrong lady dat Seed for great

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:59.320
<v Speaker 1>nat Seed. Oh that was a lot. That was Boner City, USA,

0:27:59.520 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 1>right there, Boner next up, Boner City. U s A

0:28:06.680 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 1>get my passport out stamped multiple times? Got it, I'm

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:22.280
<v Speaker 1>stamping all the pages in my passport. I'm only gonna

0:28:22.280 --> 0:28:30.760
<v Speaker 1>go one place, the Boner City. Who Oh, yeah, that

0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:35.919
<v Speaker 1>was a lot. Uh. I could get stuck in a

0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:37.959
<v Speaker 1>ditch from here on out and I will be a

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:42.040
<v Speaker 1>happy man. Well, we have to thank Largo quickly for

0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 1>having us. Yes, the people are wonderful here. The buffet

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:51.040
<v Speaker 1>in the back leaves something to be desired for. Its

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 1>out all day. That's day old lobster. Back there, They're like,

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:58.000
<v Speaker 1>we have lobster buffet, and I'm like, how old is

0:28:58.080 --> 0:29:04.479
<v Speaker 1>this lobster? Have you ever eaten tainted lobster? Tainted? Yes? No,

0:29:04.920 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to. I don't get to know. Okay,

0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:13.560
<v Speaker 1>numerous times? What kept you going back? I was at

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:16.720
<v Speaker 1>a crush on the waitress. Okay, I'm gonna help yourself.

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't help myself. That sin? It was that sin. Yes,

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 1>you know it's tainted lobster. If your mouth starts foaming,

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:30.600
<v Speaker 1>I think that's much more serious than just some tainted lobster.

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe it was. Yeah, yeah, it's system just

0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>shutting down. Yeah, my system did shut down. Pepsis. Sepsis, babe, sepsis,

0:29:47.640 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>But you take a pepsi to cure sepsis. It sounds similar,

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>but it has nothing to do with it, and sepsis

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:57.760
<v Speaker 1>is just a breakdown of the internal organs. Altogo. All

0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 1>the lights are going out. Okay, you don't want to

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:05.960
<v Speaker 1>go there. Tainted lobster, don't do it. Should we bring

0:30:05.960 --> 0:30:10.560
<v Speaker 1>out our next guest? Yes, yeah, I think we should.

0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 1>In fact, it's very apropos. I think you guys are

0:30:14.800 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 1>going to find this as a let the dogs out

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:35.240
<v Speaker 1>so primal. Yes, it is. It's primal. Our next guests.

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh Boy is a world famous Emmy Award winning television host.

0:30:42.760 --> 0:30:46.800
<v Speaker 1>He owns three restaurants here in California. He is best

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 1>known for his show on the Food Network Diners, Drive

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<v Speaker 1>Ins and Dives. Please welcome, Guy, Pierre. Thank you guys. Pierre.

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Now it is Guy. It's not. It's it's it's not.

0:31:26.120 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like, but if you go to France or to Montreal,

0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:34.760
<v Speaker 1>do you say call me? You just keep it Guy,

0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I keep it Guy. I lived in France. I was

0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:39.600
<v Speaker 1>an exchange student in France sixteen and and that was

0:31:39.680 --> 0:31:41.760
<v Speaker 1>the worst thing that they could call me was it

0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:44.600
<v Speaker 1>was just too close to geek. It was a very

0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:58.960
<v Speaker 1>it was difficult step PERI. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Pari, this is crazy, isn't it. Um Let's

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 1>get okay, let's let's get right into it here. We've

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 1>got some good questions here. What's your favorite diner you've

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:15.880
<v Speaker 1>been to? I mean, I have a little I have

0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:21.880
<v Speaker 1>a little indie restaurant near my house called McDonald's. Um,

0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:25.000
<v Speaker 1>it's not Scottish food, but they do breakfast, lunch, and

0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:27.880
<v Speaker 1>dinner and I just love it. What's your what's your

0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:31.080
<v Speaker 1>favorite diner? If you can even name one, I it's

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:32.920
<v Speaker 1>it's like what your what's your favorite kid or your

0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:35.960
<v Speaker 1>favorite song. It's almost impossible. Yeah, you really can't just

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>go because when you go to one of these places,

0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 1>it's it's kind of like being in the moment. You're

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 1>not just eating the food, You're you're meeting the people,

0:32:42.960 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>You're having the experience. You're you're kind of breathing it

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>all in, you know, gonna is there a certain region

0:32:49.480 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 1>of the country that has a preponderance of good diners

0:32:53.400 --> 0:32:57.040
<v Speaker 1>over another or they just wonderance? Yes, how do you

0:32:57.080 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>spell that? Okay? Pr E E P O E D

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<v Speaker 1>E R E n c X the exercile at the

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<v Speaker 1>ex silent Um. I think, uh top three one one

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite cities of Chicago. Great great, great city

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 1>for food. By the bay, yeah, um, I think or

0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:30.800
<v Speaker 1>by the lake. It's bear Lake. You know. Um, I'm

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:32.480
<v Speaker 1>not gonna argue with you about it. Right now. We

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 1>don't have to give. I would go to that point,

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:37.200
<v Speaker 1>but I think we pronounced a different way. But how

0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:40.960
<v Speaker 1>would you how do you pronounce it? Which Chicago? I

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:44.760
<v Speaker 1>kind of have fun with it. I call it Chicago. Okay,

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:48.040
<v Speaker 1>all right? Um, so I would say Chicago, I would say,

0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I think l A has gotta dynamite food scene, a

0:33:50.680 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of healthy joints, um, and then I would I

0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 1>would have to go. I don't know, man. I think

0:33:57.320 --> 0:33:59.800
<v Speaker 1>I think Florida has got a good a good food

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.880
<v Speaker 1>where warm, wherever people can eat outdoors. And you have

0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 1>a lot of ethnic You've got a lot of culture.

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Seems like you get a nice little melting a melting

0:34:08.080 --> 0:34:11.799
<v Speaker 1>pot a stew if you will. Yeah, you kind of

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:14.520
<v Speaker 1>make it sound a little funky, but no, yeah, do

0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:17.960
<v Speaker 1>you enjoy making stews? Not a big stew person. I'm

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:20.359
<v Speaker 1>a big crock pot guy. Throw it in the crock

0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:24.880
<v Speaker 1>pot six hours later, I got a meal. Now. A

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:28.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of times I don't pay careful enough attention to

0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:32.200
<v Speaker 1>what I've actually put in the pot. There could be

0:34:32.200 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 1>pieces of cardboards, shards of glass, Like if you didn't

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:37.640
<v Speaker 1>take the pasta out of the box and the whole

0:34:37.680 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 1>thing just but it is convenient what's the grossest thing

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:52.800
<v Speaker 1>you've ever eaten? Um? That lobster back there, right, that's

0:34:53.080 --> 0:34:55.400
<v Speaker 1>it's tempting because it looks like it's pretty good lobster.

0:34:55.600 --> 0:35:00.799
<v Speaker 1>It's the lighting, the light. Yeah, it's seeving back there,

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 1>and it is frofty at the mouth, and the PEPs

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:08.120
<v Speaker 1>it did not help. Yeah, I'm a my my everybody

0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:10.799
<v Speaker 1>knows that I'm not a big egg fan, but my

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 1>real nemesis is beef liver. Oh yeah, you could hide

0:35:15.200 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 1>the keys to a free ferrari under a plate of

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 1>beef liver. There would be no way I would ever.

0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:22.479
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can't. There's something, there's a funk. There's

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:27.840
<v Speaker 1>a minerality factor to who's a beef beef liver fan. Yeah,

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 1>you gave me a crazy one on that you like

0:35:30.080 --> 0:35:33.520
<v Speaker 1>beef liver and know Oh okay, I thought you were saying, no,

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>I beef liver. I do not know it as I

0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:37.760
<v Speaker 1>can't even be when we go to we've shot triple

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:41.080
<v Speaker 1>D joints and they'll be cooking it just on the

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 1>menu for somebody else. And I right, oh you got

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:46.840
<v Speaker 1>un in the Yeah, I started getting the heat. I

0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>mean organ meats in general, right, anything that had a job. Yeah,

0:35:53.640 --> 0:36:01.480
<v Speaker 1>that's the dogs up. Did you tell me that you

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.839
<v Speaker 1>felt like you're in genera? Oh yeah, general, Yeah, that's

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:08.359
<v Speaker 1>what um No, it organ meets. I'm not a fan

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:10.239
<v Speaker 1>of any of the parts of the animal that had

0:36:10.280 --> 0:36:16.400
<v Speaker 1>a job, if it licked, pushed, filtered, any of those parts,

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. That's not my favorite. Not my favorite. I mean,

0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:22.719
<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong. Trip's got his place, and sweetbreads

0:36:22.719 --> 0:36:24.760
<v Speaker 1>have their place and so forth. But to me particularly,

0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:27.120
<v Speaker 1>that's not my first go to. It's not like meat

0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:29.360
<v Speaker 1>and a cone kind of thing, like a chicken gizzard.

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Although you do if you cook it correctly, it's still

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:41.399
<v Speaker 1>tastes bad. Yeah. Here's something I've always wanted to ask you.

0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 1>You've always did you write me a letter? Always? Did

0:36:46.719 --> 0:36:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I get a letter? I didn't write one. D um.

0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:53.120
<v Speaker 1>If it's a guy that goes first, he gets a letter,

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:56.960
<v Speaker 1>well he's just I know, he's magnificent. I saw him

0:36:56.960 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 1>back there. I've got posters of him all over my

0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:02.960
<v Speaker 1>walls still this day. I was able to get a photograph.

0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I've got a at eight, I got a basically the

0:37:06.640 --> 0:37:12.880
<v Speaker 1>size of a Persian rug tapestry woven of Matthew Crawley

0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Dan Stevens. I used it as a blackout shade in

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:23.000
<v Speaker 1>my living room ever since my curtains burned down because

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 1>I left the crop pot. It was short, sir. Here's

0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:30.480
<v Speaker 1>my question. Here's my question. I think he's a question

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people wouldn't want to ask. Have you

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 1>ever eaten a human toe? Cooked? Cooked? Or or right?

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Out of the show? Right either way? Yeah? Not even

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:48.520
<v Speaker 1>time I watch you say, I'm just like God, is

0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 1>he ever eating a human toe? It's gonna lead me

0:37:56.480 --> 0:37:58.799
<v Speaker 1>and it's probably gonna haunt me later down the line.

0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna say no of the eating of the

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:03.120
<v Speaker 1>toe because the reason why I bring it up here's

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 1>a hypothetical. You got it. You got a chef, buddy,

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:09.319
<v Speaker 1>great buddy. You believe in him as a chef. He's

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:12.640
<v Speaker 1>finally opened up his brand new restaurant, and he's he's

0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:15.920
<v Speaker 1>got talent. You're not. It's not just a friend like, oh,

0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:18.000
<v Speaker 1>stop by and give him some support. But he's he's

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:20.239
<v Speaker 1>very good. You're happy for him or her or her

0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:35.360
<v Speaker 1>or them or them or them uh uh. And the

0:38:35.560 --> 0:38:39.920
<v Speaker 1>first course they bring out is a delightful soup or

0:38:39.960 --> 0:38:43.600
<v Speaker 1>stew or stew and it's really good, and you're thinking yourself,

0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:46.359
<v Speaker 1>my friend here is knocking it out of the park.

0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:49.160
<v Speaker 1>This is gonna be great. And you bite into a

0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 1>human toe. What do you do? Do you just chew

0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:57.360
<v Speaker 1>up that grisly toe and swallow it for the benefit

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:59.160
<v Speaker 1>of your friends so they don't get shut down by

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:03.160
<v Speaker 1>the health department, or do you follow ethics and say,

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, dear friend, I found a toe in the soup.

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Where is this hypothetical from I'm sorry and I want

0:39:14.600 --> 0:39:18.960
<v Speaker 1>my money back that I invested in your restaurant? What

0:39:19.040 --> 0:39:23.359
<v Speaker 1>would you how would you handle that? It's a dear,

0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:26.520
<v Speaker 1>dear friend. Well, my first question, just as a chef

0:39:26.560 --> 0:39:30.800
<v Speaker 1>comes to me way through eating the toes, it doesn't

0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 1>taste that bad. Well that was gonna be My question

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:38.640
<v Speaker 1>is where are the other four toes? But maybe I'm

0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:43.520
<v Speaker 1>getting cheated on the deal. Maybe maybe it's maybe it

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:49.120
<v Speaker 1>is a toes. Can I get some more toes? That's

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:51.160
<v Speaker 1>the way to fix it round for the house? Right,

0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:53.279
<v Speaker 1>let's bring this so now, I don't know that I

0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:54.960
<v Speaker 1>would I think I would go with the flow, you know,

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:57.839
<v Speaker 1>I'd go with the toe, you know, go with the toe.

0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I'll be here all week, tried to code.

0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:09.200
<v Speaker 1>You own restaurants all over the place. UM have a few,

0:40:09.200 --> 0:40:12.040
<v Speaker 1>more than three, by the way, But I appreciate the

0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:16.920
<v Speaker 1>shout out. It wasn't you did the research. It was not.

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 1>It was hard for I have four. Okay, so we

0:40:27.480 --> 0:40:32.960
<v Speaker 1>weren't off by a lot, but we got to kind.

0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's still a C plus, which my book

0:40:42.760 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 1>I took it. That's graduated him. You're still getting out

0:40:47.560 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 1>of school, so you own restaurants. Is it is it

0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:58.000
<v Speaker 1>cool not to ever pay for a meal? Or is

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>that just a stupid question? Well? I think when everybody

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:04.480
<v Speaker 1>goes out to dinner and one person picks up the

0:41:04.520 --> 0:41:05.960
<v Speaker 1>check and the other people don't pay for the meal,

0:41:06.000 --> 0:41:08.719
<v Speaker 1>I think that's okay. But I think that like just

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:11.799
<v Speaker 1>like not not at all paying for the me only.

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:13.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's very cool. I don't think that's

0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 1>very nice. Even if your friend owns the place and

0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:18.640
<v Speaker 1>you play jazz food, it doesn't matter. So don't dine

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:23.879
<v Speaker 1>and ditch is what you're saying. Exactly good. I would

0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:26.479
<v Speaker 1>never do it. Good. By the way, you know where

0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:29.480
<v Speaker 1>you can't dine and ditch sin across the road there

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 1>because they will come chasing you with tire irons and

0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:39.960
<v Speaker 1>prow bars. You will give you it, will give you

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:47.320
<v Speaker 1>a lash. Okay, so you own a vineyard? Is that correct?

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:50.399
<v Speaker 1>I lived by vineyards by veneards. Do you do you don't?

0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you own one? Or no? No? I used to,

0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I used to have, and I have a wine. We

0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:56.160
<v Speaker 1>have a wine company. We have a wine company called

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.560
<v Speaker 1>hunt Ride. We have a tequila business called Santo Tequila.

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 1>We have a couple little projects like what about a

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:08.000
<v Speaker 1>wine and may honor called ron Burgundy's classy Shibli Burgundy

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:11.520
<v Speaker 1>and together again for the first time. It could be

0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:14.000
<v Speaker 1>a blend. I like it. It could be a lot

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:20.319
<v Speaker 1>in a boxer bottle boxes, better box definitely, definitely one

0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:22.280
<v Speaker 1>on one side, one on the other. Drain it quicker.

0:42:22.400 --> 0:42:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Let's start working on this right away. We're in a backpack. Yeah,

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:29.759
<v Speaker 1>camel back. You can bring it with you. Yeah, bring

0:42:29.800 --> 0:42:31.719
<v Speaker 1>it with you. Another hose for a friend to just

0:42:31.920 --> 0:42:34.680
<v Speaker 1>get ahead. Just tape a hefty trash bag to your

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 1>back full of Chablis and Burgundy blended together. What a mix?

0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Go to the beach. I always drink wine on the beach.

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Would you ever start a restaurant? With me. I mean no,

0:43:02.960 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 1>I think it would be great in the restaurantusiness. I

0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 1>think we got to serve rack of lamb because it's

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:14.160
<v Speaker 1>just a classy classy. Is this a classy joint we're

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:15.719
<v Speaker 1>doing or is this a die well? I don't know,

0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I just joined across the street. Or is like the

0:43:17.600 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 1>lobster in the back? I only go to restaurants if

0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 1>they don't have racca lamb, I walk out, got it?

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:30.919
<v Speaker 1>Got it? Okay, lamb lamb, Chili of course, and meat

0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:35.479
<v Speaker 1>in a cone meat three items. Keep it simple right there,

0:43:36.000 --> 0:43:43.520
<v Speaker 1>right there, great, keep it simple, low overhead, low overhead,

0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:47.520
<v Speaker 1>one cook, one cook, or cook it yourself at your

0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:50.799
<v Speaker 1>table exactly. We bring it out. We bring it out

0:43:51.719 --> 0:43:54.719
<v Speaker 1>kind of one of like those um like a like

0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:58.359
<v Speaker 1>a Benny Hunter, like they have a hot uh about

0:43:58.360 --> 0:44:00.879
<v Speaker 1>people burning themselves or any kind of it's on. It's

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 1>you have them sign a waiver. Check your own racket, lamb.

0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:08.239
<v Speaker 1>What would you like to call it, though? I mean,

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 1>what would the name of our place? Because it can

0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:17.719
<v Speaker 1>be hot hot totsis okay, we're competing with strip joint,

0:44:17.760 --> 0:44:20.759
<v Speaker 1>but that's fine. You have a lot of restaurant ideas though,

0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I do you have a bunch of restaurant ideas well? No,

0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:27.799
<v Speaker 1>I have restaurant ideas always keep with me all the time.

0:44:28.040 --> 0:44:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I have jotted down on scraps of paper, can I

0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:38.320
<v Speaker 1>and this is the time to share them? Right? Wow,

0:44:40.120 --> 0:44:44.239
<v Speaker 1>let's see. Is it a fortune cookie paper? It's just

0:44:44.280 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 1>note but line notebook paper. My iPad broke, so okay,

0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:57.320
<v Speaker 1>this one's called. This restaurant is called All About the Loaf.

0:44:57.640 --> 0:45:02.680
<v Speaker 1>Just a meatloaf buffet. I like it. I like it

0:45:02.920 --> 0:45:05.000
<v Speaker 1>different types of meat loaf or just one meat loaf

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:08.600
<v Speaker 1>and different sauces either way. Okay, that's good. It's a

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:14.400
<v Speaker 1>lot of options. No shirt, no shoes, no booze, so

0:45:14.440 --> 0:45:20.880
<v Speaker 1>it's super casual, relaxed. So you know, shirt, no shoes,

0:45:21.160 --> 0:45:24.560
<v Speaker 1>no booze. So you can't drink their super casual. But

0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:28.200
<v Speaker 1>you can't drink half naked and no buzz. Yeah that sucks.

0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:32.520
<v Speaker 1>So you don't like that. That one wasn't good. But

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:36.760
<v Speaker 1>the meat loaf meat Loaf Haven. I like All about

0:45:36.760 --> 0:45:39.920
<v Speaker 1>the Loaf. Oh yeah, that's that was our tagline though,

0:45:39.920 --> 0:45:47.120
<v Speaker 1>meat Loaf Haven. How about a restaurant called Surprise. Yeah,

0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:56.480
<v Speaker 1>so you sit down. I've been envisioning it right now.

0:45:57.080 --> 0:45:59.000
<v Speaker 1>You say this menu is blank. What's on the menu?

0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 1>Excep what's under the apron? Very well? That that could

0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 1>be an offshoot part through it. What's in the drink?

0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:12.759
<v Speaker 1>So we like that. I like that one. Could we

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:17.000
<v Speaker 1>put surprise in the meat loaf together surprise meat low Okay, okay,

0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:19.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to quickly start brain. I don't want

0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:24.080
<v Speaker 1>to expand too quickly. I don't want to expand. You

0:46:24.080 --> 0:46:28.680
<v Speaker 1>gotta keep central. And here's an here's another conceptual one.

0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:38.480
<v Speaker 1>It's called family dinner. We provide the family. So you

0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:43.319
<v Speaker 1>you you go in by yourself, we're feeling lonely, We'll

0:46:43.360 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 1>set you up with a family. It's all family style

0:46:48.560 --> 0:46:51.719
<v Speaker 1>and uh so you so, let me get this straight.

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:55.399
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm doing. You're you or without that one?

0:46:55.440 --> 0:47:00.440
<v Speaker 1>You're already going to doing that one I'm doing. So

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:02.319
<v Speaker 1>can I just get designers? Do you just do you

0:47:02.360 --> 0:47:04.080
<v Speaker 1>get to pick the family or do we pair you

0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:07.479
<v Speaker 1>up with the family? Uh so you're just walking in turn,

0:47:07.600 --> 0:47:11.120
<v Speaker 1>guests can pick their family. You've got a good meal with,

0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:14.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, kind of like how Jurgensen's over there. They're like,

0:47:14.680 --> 0:47:19.479
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, uh oh, welcome back guy. Okay, the usually

0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:23.080
<v Speaker 1>want to sit with the Jurgensen's Jens. That's like that's

0:47:23.120 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 1>a made up family's So it's kind of like going

0:47:25.480 --> 0:47:27.239
<v Speaker 1>to so I don't want to get letters from all

0:47:27.280 --> 0:47:34.919
<v Speaker 1>the Jergens child Jez Louise. Okay, okay, do you pay

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 1>for the family's meal? Uh? You? Or do you just

0:47:37.600 --> 0:47:39.600
<v Speaker 1>pay a search charge for the family to be charged

0:47:39.640 --> 0:47:41.640
<v Speaker 1>for the family as you can tip the family if

0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:47.680
<v Speaker 1>you're enjoying your time? How many meals is this family

0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:49.959
<v Speaker 1>gonna eat? You gotta be there all day. I can't

0:47:50.040 --> 0:47:53.759
<v Speaker 1>let them go. I can't let them go. Oh my god,

0:47:53.840 --> 0:47:56.720
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna be They're gonna really have consumed a lot. Okay.

0:47:56.719 --> 0:48:00.359
<v Speaker 1>This restaurants, now, this one's a little more adventurous, more

0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:07.160
<v Speaker 1>for the foodies. This is called shoot your own. Uh

0:48:07.560 --> 0:48:10.600
<v Speaker 1>you're basically you walk into the restaurant, which is just

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:16.160
<v Speaker 1>a structure and a wild an a wild animals released

0:48:16.320 --> 0:48:18.960
<v Speaker 1>and you've got to shoot it, clean it, kill it,

0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:24.839
<v Speaker 1>cook it everything like a wild boar. Okay it can

0:48:24.920 --> 0:48:32.320
<v Speaker 1>ring um? Okay, I mean that's is there more than one? Is?

0:48:32.800 --> 0:48:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Are other people dining in this? Are we just shooting

0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:40.400
<v Speaker 1>across the room at each other It depends if we

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:43.759
<v Speaker 1>if we're guaranteed that they're relatively good, aim, we can

0:48:43.880 --> 0:48:51.520
<v Speaker 1>have multiple diners. Otherwise, Yeah, I really thought this out. Okay,

0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:55.120
<v Speaker 1>get back to me on that. I do like where

0:48:55.160 --> 0:48:58.600
<v Speaker 1>you're going. Whatever is dangerous, don't come on Thursday. Thursday

0:48:58.680 --> 0:49:02.040
<v Speaker 1>night is panther night. And that's a you don't want

0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:06.480
<v Speaker 1>to be in. Sixty percent of the time. It works

0:49:06.520 --> 0:49:11.520
<v Speaker 1>all the time. One of my favorite of all of them.

0:49:11.520 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Here's an interesting one. It's a place called Ready, Set Go.

0:49:15.480 --> 0:49:19.239
<v Speaker 1>Thirty second meals get you in and out, probably more

0:49:19.280 --> 0:49:24.000
<v Speaker 1>like oatmeal, soft soft foods, shakes, nothing you have to

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:28.880
<v Speaker 1>chew too quickly, but we d go like hot chili,

0:49:29.320 --> 0:49:31.840
<v Speaker 1>hot chili. If you're not done by thirty seconds, we

0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:34.000
<v Speaker 1>take the plate away from you and we kick you

0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:36.600
<v Speaker 1>out because we got to turn the tables over. Right.

0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Met loaf and a blender. Oh, we already did a

0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:43.400
<v Speaker 1>met I like it. And then that's the last one

0:49:44.719 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 1>I've already started. Uh, and it's doing really well. It's

0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:55.200
<v Speaker 1>called Olive Garden. Uh. And I was kicking but and

0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:57.960
<v Speaker 1>then I got shut down. These guys and suits showed

0:49:58.040 --> 0:50:02.480
<v Speaker 1>up and told me there was already a chain called

0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:06.440
<v Speaker 1>olive guarden. That's bull, no kidding. You know they always

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:08.839
<v Speaker 1>that they'll do that to you, this young entrepreneur trying

0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 1>to make his way in Corduroy, and then all of

0:50:11.000 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 1>a sudden they take it away from you. That's bull.

0:50:13.880 --> 0:50:16.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. If I listen, I'll help you out. Let's go.

0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:18.759
<v Speaker 1>Let's get back to the meat. Loaf, the low loaven,

0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:26.239
<v Speaker 1>low low fload, meat, low floor, low fload. I don't

0:50:26.320 --> 0:50:39.600
<v Speaker 1>think so. Uh uh, all about the loaf? How can I?

0:50:39.680 --> 0:50:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Who's that pop artists? Is things all about the babe?

0:50:43.600 --> 0:50:45.600
<v Speaker 1>That bab We could get Megan Trainer to sing a

0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:49.160
<v Speaker 1>song that plays on a loop inside the restaurants, all

0:50:49.200 --> 0:50:52.920
<v Speaker 1>about the loaf, the loaf, the loaf. Yeah, I like it.

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:54.759
<v Speaker 1>I like it. I think that has promised. I think

0:50:54.800 --> 0:50:57.120
<v Speaker 1>that that along with the we like that and the

0:50:57.200 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 1>restaurant with the family. Yeah. You collect classic cars? Am I? Right? Yes? What? What?

0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 1>What do you have? What kind of cars? A lot

0:51:06.760 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 1>of Chevies, Chevelle, Corvette, Scarrows, ranging from what years, mainly

0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:18.440
<v Speaker 1>in the late sixties, early seventies. Um, do you know

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:25.040
<v Speaker 1>anything about a escort? Mine? Mine is stuck in the

0:51:25.120 --> 0:51:28.399
<v Speaker 1>driveway and it's it's really funny noise. When I try

0:51:28.440 --> 0:51:31.239
<v Speaker 1>to start it up. You want to buy it off me.

0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:36.240
<v Speaker 1>I want to roll dice for it. All rolled dice anytime.

0:51:39.040 --> 0:51:41.520
<v Speaker 1>That's that's how I got out of giving blood the

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:46.080
<v Speaker 1>last time. I said, look, I'm not gonna give blood,

0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:51.319
<v Speaker 1>but all rolled dice for some reason. The young woman

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:55.040
<v Speaker 1>at the Red Cross goes okay, and we and I

0:51:55.080 --> 0:51:56.799
<v Speaker 1>beat her two out of three times, and I'm like,

0:51:57.239 --> 0:52:02.719
<v Speaker 1>see a sucker, good blood from some other Yahoo. I

0:52:02.760 --> 0:52:04.879
<v Speaker 1>hope you guys know how bad I'm dying up here

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:09.600
<v Speaker 1>right now. Speaking of cars, your name is Guy Fiery.

0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:13.920
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like a race car driver named to me. Um,

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:19.840
<v Speaker 1>how did you get such a cool name? My family?

0:52:19.960 --> 0:52:22.480
<v Speaker 1>It's a really cool name. Yeah, my family. But I

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:25.080
<v Speaker 1>got the name Guy. Guys. Not that it's not I

0:52:25.120 --> 0:52:27.680
<v Speaker 1>mean like ron is like Ronald or something. You know,

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:30.560
<v Speaker 1>it's dignity. I got guys. He is his name. Girl.

0:52:30.800 --> 0:52:32.759
<v Speaker 1>You know I got enough of those jokes. Um, So

0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:35.239
<v Speaker 1>guy and guys not short for anything. Guy's just guy.

0:52:35.920 --> 0:52:40.040
<v Speaker 1>And my parents were hippies. Okay, that that explains a

0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:44.279
<v Speaker 1>lot of Yeah, thank you very much. But I do

0:52:44.360 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 1>have an alias, which is Gus Ferrari. Oh, Gus Ferraria, Okay,

0:52:49.280 --> 0:52:50.799
<v Speaker 1>I was having There were two ladies who were having

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:53.320
<v Speaker 1>an argument about not as cool as guy fiery. I

0:52:53.360 --> 0:52:55.680
<v Speaker 1>don't think so either, But Gus Ferrari does get me

0:52:55.719 --> 0:52:59.600
<v Speaker 1>out a lot of pinches. It's just like a secret

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 1>speakeasy thing. Yeah, we're not gonna tell anybody. We'll just

0:53:02.719 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 1>keep between us. Don't worry about it. On the d

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:13.160
<v Speaker 1>L ignore all of these microphones. In two thousand and fifteen,

0:53:14.640 --> 0:53:17.719
<v Speaker 1>you officiated at the wedding of your good friend Art

0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Smith with one and one same sex couples in attendance

0:53:22.400 --> 0:53:25.000
<v Speaker 1>as a way to celebrate Florida's lifting the ban on

0:53:25.120 --> 0:53:33.480
<v Speaker 1>same sex marriage. That's incredible. What that's amazing that you

0:53:33.480 --> 0:53:35.680
<v Speaker 1>did that. I just want to applaud that. Well, thank you,

0:53:35.719 --> 0:53:39.759
<v Speaker 1>And it was an honor and on a very serious note, um,

0:53:39.840 --> 0:53:42.400
<v Speaker 1>to watch a hundred one couples that were being kept

0:53:42.480 --> 0:53:47.040
<v Speaker 1>from expressing their love and being together, um by some

0:53:47.160 --> 0:53:49.520
<v Speaker 1>law that's I don't know who makes those kind of laws.

0:53:49.560 --> 0:53:52.000
<v Speaker 1>But but to see to be the person that stood

0:53:52.000 --> 0:53:54.839
<v Speaker 1>there to say to them, you are all now one

0:53:54.920 --> 0:53:57.440
<v Speaker 1>or you're now married, and to see the tears and

0:53:57.480 --> 0:53:59.080
<v Speaker 1>the energy and the love and the embrace and the

0:53:59.080 --> 0:54:01.359
<v Speaker 1>whole thing was probably one of the most overwhelming things

0:54:01.360 --> 0:54:04.480
<v Speaker 1>I've ever done. That's so great, wonderful, it's really cool.

0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:11.920
<v Speaker 1>And most of the marriages were knows. Is that is

0:54:11.920 --> 0:54:28.680
<v Speaker 1>that correct and so wrong? Yes? Um, I think people

0:54:28.680 --> 0:54:31.120
<v Speaker 1>should also know that you're involved in a lot of charities.

0:54:31.680 --> 0:54:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Un can you can you talk about that before you go,

0:54:35.920 --> 0:54:38.640
<v Speaker 1>because I just do have to say this guy raised

0:54:39.520 --> 0:54:47.279
<v Speaker 1>million dollars for restaurant workers during the pandemic because the

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:50.760
<v Speaker 1>restaurant industry was the one of the hardest hit industries

0:54:50.800 --> 0:54:55.319
<v Speaker 1>by far. Yeah, it was. I think probably everybody thinks

0:54:55.320 --> 0:54:56.880
<v Speaker 1>that the restaurant industry is gonna be there. You know,

0:54:56.920 --> 0:54:58.879
<v Speaker 1>you go out early in the morning, restaurants are open.

0:54:58.920 --> 0:55:01.000
<v Speaker 1>You go late at night, restaurants are open one way,

0:55:01.000 --> 0:55:03.640
<v Speaker 1>shape or form. Restaurants are there to service. And I've

0:55:03.640 --> 0:55:05.560
<v Speaker 1>been in the industry my whole life, and I just

0:55:05.680 --> 0:55:08.920
<v Speaker 1>knew that when that closing was happening, particularly here in California,

0:55:09.239 --> 0:55:11.239
<v Speaker 1>I just knew that there were so many people that

0:55:11.320 --> 0:55:13.200
<v Speaker 1>were not going to be getting that paycheck or those

0:55:13.239 --> 0:55:16.000
<v Speaker 1>tips that there's so much relying on. And I was

0:55:16.080 --> 0:55:19.760
<v Speaker 1>really frustrated. So I sent out forty three emails, actually

0:55:19.840 --> 0:55:23.480
<v Speaker 1>video messages to the big corporations, to the cfo CEOs

0:55:23.560 --> 0:55:28.520
<v Speaker 1>that run these companies. And I don't know the bosses,

0:55:29.040 --> 0:55:31.359
<v Speaker 1>the bosses the big they haven't got it the ron

0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:35.799
<v Speaker 1>burgundaries of the business. So I sent out these messages

0:55:36.080 --> 0:55:38.960
<v Speaker 1>and said, you've been doing really good off the restaurant

0:55:39.000 --> 0:55:42.680
<v Speaker 1>industry forever. How about right now, you dig deep and

0:55:42.719 --> 0:55:45.000
<v Speaker 1>you give some money and let's get it to the workers.

0:55:45.200 --> 0:55:47.000
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not talking about the owners. I'm talking about

0:55:47.000 --> 0:55:48.600
<v Speaker 1>the workers. I'm talking about the people that are really

0:55:48.600 --> 0:55:50.719
<v Speaker 1>counting on the on the money. And I got a

0:55:50.760 --> 0:55:52.840
<v Speaker 1>lot of not kicked back. But my team thought I

0:55:52.880 --> 0:55:55.640
<v Speaker 1>was crazy. In my family, I sent him out on

0:55:55.640 --> 0:55:58.720
<v Speaker 1>a Sunday night and Monday morning, at nine o'clock, PEPSI

0:55:58.800 --> 0:56:01.120
<v Speaker 1>called and gave us a million bucks. And that's how

0:56:01.120 --> 0:56:05.759
<v Speaker 1>I got started. Yeah, it's really full, but you're the

0:56:05.920 --> 0:56:12.439
<v Speaker 1>you're a philanthropist to get into it. But we've got

0:56:12.440 --> 0:56:15.239
<v Speaker 1>some charities sure that I work with. The one I'm

0:56:15.280 --> 0:56:19.280
<v Speaker 1>most proud of it's very dear to my heart. Um

0:56:19.360 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 1>it's called Tots for Tots, And what I do is

0:56:23.560 --> 0:56:29.080
<v Speaker 1>I give tater tots two children whether they want them

0:56:29.160 --> 0:56:34.200
<v Speaker 1>or not, I'd give them tater tots, and just to

0:56:34.239 --> 0:56:39.719
<v Speaker 1>see the smile of young child's face, grease streaming down

0:56:39.760 --> 0:56:44.120
<v Speaker 1>his cheeks, as he's just like a little chipmunk stuffed

0:56:44.200 --> 0:56:47.759
<v Speaker 1>full with tater tots. If they want them or not,

0:56:47.800 --> 0:56:50.640
<v Speaker 1>whether they want them or not, a lot of them

0:56:50.680 --> 0:56:53.960
<v Speaker 1>run away. A lot of them say no, Ron, I've

0:56:53.960 --> 0:56:57.600
<v Speaker 1>had enough. I say, I'll tell you when you've had enough.

0:56:57.640 --> 0:57:02.720
<v Speaker 1>Get back here. I've got a two pounds of frozen

0:57:02.760 --> 0:57:07.000
<v Speaker 1>tater tots in the back of my van, single file

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:14.840
<v Speaker 1>all and anyway. So I am so proud. It's amazing.

0:57:15.600 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 1>You've done great stuff. So have I. Caroline is too busy.

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:26.400
<v Speaker 1>But where are we going to dinner tonight after the show?

0:57:27.200 --> 0:57:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're too busy? Uh? Are we gonna invite your

0:57:31.960 --> 0:57:34.360
<v Speaker 1>friend that you wrote the letter to? Or? And we

0:57:34.480 --> 0:57:37.520
<v Speaker 1>are definitely, In fact we could. We told security to

0:57:37.600 --> 0:57:42.200
<v Speaker 1>not let Dan leave, right, he's not going anywhere. In fact,

0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:44.600
<v Speaker 1>I think there's a net back there a net, and

0:57:44.640 --> 0:57:49.240
<v Speaker 1>I try to someone throw a net over Dan bound

0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:55.560
<v Speaker 1>his legs gently. Let's just you know, yes, let's put

0:57:55.600 --> 0:58:01.440
<v Speaker 1>him little tranquilizer dad and then put him back in

0:58:01.480 --> 0:58:07.200
<v Speaker 1>the tater tot bamatam um. Guy Fiery, you can't thank

0:58:07.240 --> 0:58:11.320
<v Speaker 1>you enough for coming onto. The show's been what next,

0:58:12.160 --> 0:58:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Guy Fiery? Everyone? Thank you much. I wonder what I who? Well,

0:58:30.760 --> 0:58:34.520
<v Speaker 1>We're We've just about run out of time here, unfortunately,

0:58:36.040 --> 0:58:39.640
<v Speaker 1>but I'd like to internet with one final piece. I'd

0:58:39.640 --> 0:58:58.560
<v Speaker 1>like to call my take. You can leave. Yes, I've

0:58:58.600 --> 0:59:03.040
<v Speaker 1>got a quick question for you. Have Americans lost their

0:59:03.080 --> 0:59:09.440
<v Speaker 1>collective minds? The reason why I asked this is because

0:59:09.840 --> 0:59:15.760
<v Speaker 1>everywhere I turn, every single person, and I mean every

0:59:15.800 --> 0:59:27.280
<v Speaker 1>single person has a service animal. Have you noticed this? Now?

0:59:27.320 --> 0:59:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I fully understand seeing eye dogs or service dogs in general,

0:59:31.400 --> 0:59:35.160
<v Speaker 1>but now things have gotten out of control. Have you

0:59:35.280 --> 0:59:43.720
<v Speaker 1>flown recently? It's like I'm on Noah's Arc service dogs

0:59:43.800 --> 0:59:49.800
<v Speaker 1>and cats and chinchillas and parrots and service komodo dragons.

0:59:51.880 --> 0:59:58.160
<v Speaker 1>This is Dracula, my service bats. I've hantusak your blood Sha,

0:59:59.640 --> 1:00:06.680
<v Speaker 1>don't talk to me in a cute see Dracula voice.

1:00:07.680 --> 1:00:11.080
<v Speaker 1>It has gotten so bad. I I once witnessed someone

1:00:11.200 --> 1:00:16.160
<v Speaker 1>bringing on board a service giraffe. Granted it was a

1:00:16.200 --> 1:00:20.120
<v Speaker 1>baby giraffe, and it was an Airbus three, pretty pretty

1:00:20.120 --> 1:00:25.720
<v Speaker 1>big plane, so but it was never gonna fit, but

1:00:25.800 --> 1:00:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the flight crew had to delicately handle the situation because

1:00:29.680 --> 1:00:33.080
<v Speaker 1>the passenger was threatening to kill herself if she couldn't

1:00:33.120 --> 1:00:36.960
<v Speaker 1>bring the service giraffe on board. I quickly took a

1:00:37.000 --> 1:00:40.760
<v Speaker 1>selfie with the draft before the proverbial hit the fan.

1:00:42.840 --> 1:00:47.000
<v Speaker 1>That giraffe was cute. It's still pretty big for a baby.

1:00:48.840 --> 1:00:51.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. Part of me thought, boy, that'd

1:00:51.240 --> 1:00:54.880
<v Speaker 1>be fun to get that giraffe on board. But that's

1:00:54.920 --> 1:00:58.360
<v Speaker 1>the one and only time I felt aligned with someone's

1:00:58.400 --> 1:01:03.360
<v Speaker 1>service animal. In fact, what are the rules exactly governing

1:01:03.560 --> 1:01:07.320
<v Speaker 1>these animals? It it makes me want to test the system.

1:01:07.320 --> 1:01:10.240
<v Speaker 1>Can I bring a large cooler on board with my

1:01:10.320 --> 1:01:16.600
<v Speaker 1>baby's service great white shark or a special satchel with

1:01:16.680 --> 1:01:22.320
<v Speaker 1>my service tarantula? Remember snakes on a plane? We are

1:01:22.440 --> 1:01:30.000
<v Speaker 1>perilously close to making that scenario everyday reality. What about humans?

1:01:30.520 --> 1:01:35.720
<v Speaker 1>We are technically animals? Heck, we are animals right? Next

1:01:35.800 --> 1:01:38.080
<v Speaker 1>up I fly? Can I bring my drinking buddy champ

1:01:38.160 --> 1:01:43.760
<v Speaker 1>kind with me? And when they when they asked for

1:01:43.760 --> 1:01:46.280
<v Speaker 1>a ticket, can I just explain that he doesn't need one.

1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:51.040
<v Speaker 1>He's my service animal. He's just gonna lie on the

1:01:51.120 --> 1:01:55.640
<v Speaker 1>floor in this sleeping bag. We're gonna eat homemade nachos,

1:01:56.520 --> 1:02:00.600
<v Speaker 1>drink scotch, and he's going to keep me calm. Think

1:02:00.640 --> 1:02:04.160
<v Speaker 1>about it. Why can't I do that? Or maybe I'm

1:02:04.160 --> 1:02:06.439
<v Speaker 1>going to release a swarm of bees and just tell

1:02:06.480 --> 1:02:13.400
<v Speaker 1>everyone to relax. They're my service animals. Relax, they will

1:02:13.480 --> 1:02:17.360
<v Speaker 1>eventually congregate near one of the bathrooms, and please don't

1:02:17.480 --> 1:02:26.360
<v Speaker 1>order any sugary drinks. I guess the question is, how

1:02:26.400 --> 1:02:29.560
<v Speaker 1>do we get the genie back in the bottle? Well,

1:02:29.600 --> 1:02:40.560
<v Speaker 1>maybe we're right. Well, maybe we're just simply past the

1:02:40.600 --> 1:02:43.000
<v Speaker 1>point of no return. When I really pause to think

1:02:43.040 --> 1:02:48.160
<v Speaker 1>about it, maybe I'm the problem. Maybe I need to

1:02:48.240 --> 1:02:53.040
<v Speaker 1>change my way of thinking, and maybe, just maybe, the

1:02:53.120 --> 1:02:56.800
<v Speaker 1>next time I'm stuck in coach sitting in between a

1:02:56.920 --> 1:03:06.400
<v Speaker 1>coyote and a spider monk, as long as there's a

1:03:06.480 --> 1:03:09.560
<v Speaker 1>mutual understanding that no one's gonna bite me in the face,

1:03:11.040 --> 1:03:14.800
<v Speaker 1>then what's the big deal. At the end of the day,

1:03:14.880 --> 1:03:20.880
<v Speaker 1>we are all God's creatures. So maybe let's just sit back, relax,

1:03:21.440 --> 1:03:24.720
<v Speaker 1>and enjoy the two and a half hour flight to Albuquerque.

1:03:25.960 --> 1:03:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my take. Up. Stuck up guy,

1:03:38.080 --> 1:03:42.560
<v Speaker 1>stuck up. All this duck will try so we never

1:03:42.680 --> 1:03:46.280
<v Speaker 1>get stuck up. Bring so far to get up a

1:03:46.280 --> 1:03:48.880
<v Speaker 1>lot of bandwids, and he's a god. He ain't don't

1:03:48.960 --> 1:03:51.600
<v Speaker 1>stand and he doesn't have he's on a night sized stand,

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<v Speaker 1>which because everybody knows he's the Furgusy Bandon The Ron

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy Podcast