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Speaker 1: because everybody knows he's a Burgundy Bandit Ron Burgundy Podcast

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Speaker 1: Live from Lago and Holley Word, California. It's the Round

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Speaker 1: Burgundy Podcast. Put your hair stick out, rod BURGA thank you,

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Speaker 1: That feels good, boy, especially after the day I had.

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Speaker 1: What happened. I got stuck in a ditch. I got

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Speaker 1: you've ever eaten? Um? That lobster back there, right, that's

416
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: it's tempting because it looks like it's pretty good lobster.

417
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: It's the lighting, the light. Yeah, it's seeving back there,

418
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: and it is frofty at the mouth, and the PEPs

419
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: it did not help. Yeah, I'm a my my everybody

420
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: knows that I'm not a big egg fan, but my

421
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: real nemesis is beef liver. Oh yeah, you could hide

422
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: the keys to a free ferrari under a plate of

423
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: beef liver. There would be no way I would ever.

424
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't. There's something, there's a funk. There's

425
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: a minerality factor to who's a beef beef liver fan. Yeah,

426
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: you gave me a crazy one on that you like

427
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: beef liver and know Oh okay, I thought you were saying, no,

428
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: I beef liver. I do not know it as I

429
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: can't even be when we go to we've shot triple

430
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: D joints and they'll be cooking it just on the

431
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: menu for somebody else. And I right, oh you got

432
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: un in the Yeah, I started getting the heat. I

433
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: mean organ meats in general, right, anything that had a job. Yeah,

434
00:35:53,640 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: that's the dogs up. Did you tell me that you

435
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: felt like you're in genera? Oh yeah, general, Yeah, that's

436
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 1: what um No, it organ meets. I'm not a fan

437
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: of any of the parts of the animal that had

438
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: a job, if it licked, pushed, filtered, any of those parts,

439
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm not. That's not my favorite. Not my favorite. I mean,

440
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. Trip's got his place, and sweetbreads

441
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 1: have their place and so forth. But to me particularly,

442
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: that's not my first go to. It's not like meat

443
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: and a cone kind of thing, like a chicken gizzard.

444
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: Although you do if you cook it correctly, it's still

445
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: tastes bad. Yeah. Here's something I've always wanted to ask you.

446
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: You've always did you write me a letter? Always? Did

447
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: I get a letter? I didn't write one. D um.

448
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: If it's a guy that goes first, he gets a letter,

449
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: well he's just I know, he's magnificent. I saw him

450
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: back there. I've got posters of him all over my

451
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: walls still this day. I was able to get a photograph.

452
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: I've got a at eight, I got a basically the

453
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: size of a Persian rug tapestry woven of Matthew Crawley

454
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: Dan Stevens. I used it as a blackout shade in

455
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: my living room ever since my curtains burned down because

456
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: I left the crop pot. It was short, sir. Here's

457
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: my question. Here's my question. I think he's a question

458
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: a lot of people wouldn't want to ask. Have you

459
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: ever eaten a human toe? Cooked? Cooked? Or or right?

460
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: Out of the show? Right either way? Yeah? Not even

461
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: time I watch you say, I'm just like God, is

462
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: he ever eating a human toe? It's gonna lead me

463
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: and it's probably gonna haunt me later down the line.

464
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say no of the eating of the

465
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: toe because the reason why I bring it up here's

466
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: a hypothetical. You got it. You got a chef, buddy,

467
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: great buddy. You believe in him as a chef. He's

468
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: finally opened up his brand new restaurant, and he's he's

469
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: got talent. You're not. It's not just a friend like, oh,

470
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: stop by and give him some support. But he's he's

471
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: very good. You're happy for him or her or her

472
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: or them or them or them uh uh. And the

473
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: first course they bring out is a delightful soup or

474
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: stew or stew and it's really good, and you're thinking yourself,

475
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: my friend here is knocking it out of the park.

476
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: This is gonna be great. And you bite into a

477
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: human toe. What do you do? Do you just chew

478
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: up that grisly toe and swallow it for the benefit

479
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: of your friends so they don't get shut down by

480
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: the health department, or do you follow ethics and say,

481
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dear friend, I found a toe in the soup.

482
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: Where is this hypothetical from I'm sorry and I want

483
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: my money back that I invested in your restaurant? What

484
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: would you how would you handle that? It's a dear,

485
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: dear friend. Well, my first question, just as a chef

486
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: comes to me way through eating the toes, it doesn't

487
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: taste that bad. Well that was gonna be My question

488
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: is where are the other four toes? But maybe I'm

489
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: getting cheated on the deal. Maybe maybe it's maybe it

490
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: is a toes. Can I get some more toes? That's

491
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: the way to fix it round for the house? Right,

492
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: let's bring this so now, I don't know that I

493
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: would I think I would go with the flow, you know,

494
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: I'd go with the toe, you know, go with the toe.

495
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'll be here all week, tried to code.

496
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: You own restaurants all over the place. UM have a few,

497
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: more than three, by the way, But I appreciate the

498
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: shout out. It wasn't you did the research. It was not.

499
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: It was hard for I have four. Okay, so we

500
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: weren't off by a lot, but we got to kind.

501
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that's still a C plus, which my book

502
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: I took it. That's graduated him. You're still getting out

503
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: of school, so you own restaurants. Is it is it

504
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: cool not to ever pay for a meal? Or is

505
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: that just a stupid question? Well? I think when everybody

506
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: goes out to dinner and one person picks up the

507
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: check and the other people don't pay for the meal,

508
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: I think that's okay. But I think that like just

509
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: like not not at all paying for the me only.

510
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: I don't think that's very cool. I don't think that's

511
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: very nice. Even if your friend owns the place and

512
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: you play jazz food, it doesn't matter. So don't dine

513
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: and ditch is what you're saying. Exactly good. I would

514
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,479
Speaker 1: never do it. Good. By the way, you know where

515
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: you can't dine and ditch sin across the road there

516
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: because they will come chasing you with tire irons and

517
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: prow bars. You will give you it, will give you

518
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: a lash. Okay, so you own a vineyard? Is that correct?

519
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: I lived by vineyards by veneards. Do you do you don't?

520
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: Do you own one? Or no? No? I used to,

521
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: I used to have, and I have a wine. We

522
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: have a wine company. We have a wine company called

523
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: hunt Ride. We have a tequila business called Santo Tequila.

524
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: We have a couple little projects like what about a

525
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: wine and may honor called ron Burgundy's classy Shibli Burgundy

526
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: and together again for the first time. It could be

527
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: a blend. I like it. It could be a lot

528
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: in a boxer bottle boxes, better box definitely, definitely one

529
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 1: on one side, one on the other. Drain it quicker.

530
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: Let's start working on this right away. We're in a backpack. Yeah,

531
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: camel back. You can bring it with you. Yeah, bring

532
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: it with you. Another hose for a friend to just

533
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: get ahead. Just tape a hefty trash bag to your

534
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: back full of Chablis and Burgundy blended together. What a mix?

535
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: Go to the beach. I always drink wine on the beach.

536
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: Would you ever start a restaurant? With me. I mean no,

537
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: I think it would be great in the restaurantusiness. I

538
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: think we got to serve rack of lamb because it's

539
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: just a classy classy. Is this a classy joint we're

540
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: doing or is this a die well? I don't know,

541
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: I just joined across the street. Or is like the

542
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: lobster in the back? I only go to restaurants if

543
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: they don't have racca lamb, I walk out, got it?

544
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay, lamb lamb, Chili of course, and meat

545
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,479
Speaker 1: in a cone meat three items. Keep it simple right there,

546
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: right there, great, keep it simple, low overhead, low overhead,

547
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: one cook, one cook, or cook it yourself at your

548
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: table exactly. We bring it out. We bring it out

549
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: kind of one of like those um like a like

550
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: a Benny Hunter, like they have a hot uh about

551
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 1: people burning themselves or any kind of it's on. It's

552
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: you have them sign a waiver. Check your own racket, lamb.

553
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: What would you like to call it, though? I mean,

554
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: what would the name of our place? Because it can

555
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: be hot hot totsis okay, we're competing with strip joint,

556
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: but that's fine. You have a lot of restaurant ideas though,

557
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: I do you have a bunch of restaurant ideas well? No,

558
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: I have restaurant ideas always keep with me all the time.

559
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: I have jotted down on scraps of paper, can I

560
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: and this is the time to share them? Right? Wow,

561
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: let's see. Is it a fortune cookie paper? It's just

562
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: note but line notebook paper. My iPad broke, so okay,

563
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: this one's called. This restaurant is called All About the Loaf.

564
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: Just a meatloaf buffet. I like it. I like it

565
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: different types of meat loaf or just one meat loaf

566
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: and different sauces either way. Okay, that's good. It's a

567
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: lot of options. No shirt, no shoes, no booze, so

568
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: it's super casual, relaxed. So you know, shirt, no shoes,

569
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: no booze. So you can't drink their super casual. But

570
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: you can't drink half naked and no buzz. Yeah that sucks.

571
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: So you don't like that. That one wasn't good. But

572
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,760
Speaker 1: the meat loaf meat Loaf Haven. I like All about

573
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: the Loaf. Oh yeah, that's that was our tagline though,

574
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: meat Loaf Haven. How about a restaurant called Surprise. Yeah,

575
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: so you sit down. I've been envisioning it right now.

576
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: You say this menu is blank. What's on the menu?

577
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: Excep what's under the apron? Very well? That that could

578
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: be an offshoot part through it. What's in the drink?

579
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: So we like that. I like that one. Could we

580
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: put surprise in the meat loaf together surprise meat low Okay, okay,

581
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to quickly start brain. I don't want

582
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: to expand too quickly. I don't want to expand. You

583
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: gotta keep central. And here's an here's another conceptual one.

584
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: It's called family dinner. We provide the family. So you

585
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: you you go in by yourself, we're feeling lonely, We'll

586
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: set you up with a family. It's all family style

587
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: and uh so you so, let me get this straight.

588
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. You're you or without that one?

589
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: You're already going to doing that one I'm doing. So

590
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: can I just get designers? Do you just do you

591
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: get to pick the family or do we pair you

592
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,479
Speaker 1: up with the family? Uh so you're just walking in turn,

593
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: guests can pick their family. You've got a good meal with,

594
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like how Jurgensen's over there. They're like,

595
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:19,479
Speaker 1: oh yeah, uh oh, welcome back guy. Okay, the usually

596
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: want to sit with the Jurgensen's Jens. That's like that's

597
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: a made up family's So it's kind of like going

598
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: to so I don't want to get letters from all

599
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 1: the Jergens child Jez Louise. Okay, okay, do you pay

600
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: for the family's meal? Uh? You? Or do you just

601
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: pay a search charge for the family to be charged

602
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: for the family as you can tip the family if

603
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: you're enjoying your time? How many meals is this family

604
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,959
Speaker 1: gonna eat? You gotta be there all day. I can't

605
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: let them go. I can't let them go. Oh my god,

606
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 1: they're gonna be They're gonna really have consumed a lot. Okay.

607
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: This restaurants, now, this one's a little more adventurous, more

608
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: for the foodies. This is called shoot your own. Uh

609
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: you're basically you walk into the restaurant, which is just

610
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: a structure and a wild an a wild animals released

611
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: and you've got to shoot it, clean it, kill it,

612
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: cook it everything like a wild boar. Okay it can

613
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: ring um? Okay, I mean that's is there more than one? Is?

614
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 1: Are other people dining in this? Are we just shooting

615
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: across the room at each other It depends if we

616
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: if we're guaranteed that they're relatively good, aim, we can

617
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: have multiple diners. Otherwise, Yeah, I really thought this out. Okay,

618
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: get back to me on that. I do like where

619
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: you're going. Whatever is dangerous, don't come on Thursday. Thursday

620
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: night is panther night. And that's a you don't want

621
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: to be in. Sixty percent of the time. It works

622
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: all the time. One of my favorite of all of them.

623
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Speaker 1: Here's an interesting one. It's a place called Ready, Set Go.

624
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: Thirty second meals get you in and out, probably more

625
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: like oatmeal, soft soft foods, shakes, nothing you have to

626
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: chew too quickly, but we d go like hot chili,

627
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: hot chili. If you're not done by thirty seconds, we

628
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: take the plate away from you and we kick you

629
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Speaker 1: out because we got to turn the tables over. Right.

630
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Speaker 1: Met loaf and a blender. Oh, we already did a

631
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Speaker 1: met I like it. And then that's the last one

632
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: I've already started. Uh, and it's doing really well. It's

633
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: called Olive Garden. Uh. And I was kicking but and

634
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: then I got shut down. These guys and suits showed

635
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: up and told me there was already a chain called

636
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: olive guarden. That's bull, no kidding. You know they always

637
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 1: that they'll do that to you, this young entrepreneur trying

638
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: to make his way in Corduroy, and then all of

639
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: a sudden they take it away from you. That's bull.

640
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If I listen, I'll help you out. Let's go.

641
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: Let's get back to the meat. Loaf, the low loaven,

642
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 1: low low fload, meat, low floor, low fload. I don't

643
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: think so. Uh uh, all about the loaf? How can I?

644
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: Who's that pop artists? Is things all about the babe?

645
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: That bab We could get Megan Trainer to sing a

646
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: song that plays on a loop inside the restaurants, all

647
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: about the loaf, the loaf, the loaf. Yeah, I like it.

648
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: I like it. I think that has promised. I think

649
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: that that along with the we like that and the

650
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Speaker 1: restaurant with the family. Yeah. You collect classic cars? Am I? Right? Yes? What? What?

651
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: What do you have? What kind of cars? A lot

652
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: of Chevies, Chevelle, Corvette, Scarrows, ranging from what years, mainly

653
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: in the late sixties, early seventies. Um, do you know

654
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: anything about a escort? Mine? Mine is stuck in the

655
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: driveway and it's it's really funny noise. When I try

656
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: to start it up. You want to buy it off me.

657
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 1: I want to roll dice for it. All rolled dice anytime.

658
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: That's that's how I got out of giving blood the

659
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: last time. I said, look, I'm not gonna give blood,

660
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: but all rolled dice for some reason. The young woman

661
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: at the Red Cross goes okay, and we and I

662
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: beat her two out of three times, and I'm like,

663
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: see a sucker, good blood from some other Yahoo. I

664
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 1: hope you guys know how bad I'm dying up here

665
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: right now. Speaking of cars, your name is Guy Fiery.

666
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: It sounds like a race car driver named to me. Um,

667
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: how did you get such a cool name? My family?

668
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: It's a really cool name. Yeah, my family. But I

669
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: got the name Guy. Guys. Not that it's not I

670
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: mean like ron is like Ronald or something. You know,

671
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: it's dignity. I got guys. He is his name. Girl.

672
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: You know I got enough of those jokes. Um, So

673
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: guy and guys not short for anything. Guy's just guy.

674
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: And my parents were hippies. Okay, that that explains a

675
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: lot of Yeah, thank you very much. But I do

676
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: have an alias, which is Gus Ferrari. Oh, Gus Ferraria, Okay,

677
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: I was having There were two ladies who were having

678
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: an argument about not as cool as guy fiery. I

679
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: don't think so either, But Gus Ferrari does get me

680
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: out a lot of pinches. It's just like a secret

681
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: speakeasy thing. Yeah, we're not gonna tell anybody. We'll just

682
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: keep between us. Don't worry about it. On the d

683
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: L ignore all of these microphones. In two thousand and fifteen,

684
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: you officiated at the wedding of your good friend Art

685
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: Smith with one and one same sex couples in attendance

686
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: as a way to celebrate Florida's lifting the ban on

687
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: same sex marriage. That's incredible. What that's amazing that you

688
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: did that. I just want to applaud that. Well, thank you,

689
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: And it was an honor and on a very serious note, um,

690
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 1: to watch a hundred one couples that were being kept

691
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: from expressing their love and being together, um by some

692
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: law that's I don't know who makes those kind of laws.

693
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: But but to see to be the person that stood

694
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: there to say to them, you are all now one

695
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: or you're now married, and to see the tears and

696
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: the energy and the love and the embrace and the

697
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: whole thing was probably one of the most overwhelming things

698
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: I've ever done. That's so great, wonderful, it's really cool.

699
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: And most of the marriages were knows. Is that is

700
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: that correct and so wrong? Yes? Um, I think people

701
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: should also know that you're involved in a lot of charities.

702
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: Un can you can you talk about that before you go,

703
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: because I just do have to say this guy raised

704
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: million dollars for restaurant workers during the pandemic because the

705
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 1: restaurant industry was the one of the hardest hit industries

706
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 1: by far. Yeah, it was. I think probably everybody thinks

707
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 1: that the restaurant industry is gonna be there. You know,

708
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 1: you go out early in the morning, restaurants are open.

709
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: You go late at night, restaurants are open one way,

710
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: shape or form. Restaurants are there to service. And I've

711
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: been in the industry my whole life, and I just

712
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: knew that when that closing was happening, particularly here in California,

713
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: I just knew that there were so many people that

714
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: were not going to be getting that paycheck or those

715
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: tips that there's so much relying on. And I was

716
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 1: really frustrated. So I sent out forty three emails, actually

717
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: video messages to the big corporations, to the cfo CEOs

718
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: that run these companies. And I don't know the bosses,

719
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 1: the bosses the big they haven't got it the ron

720
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 1: burgundaries of the business. So I sent out these messages

721
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: and said, you've been doing really good off the restaurant

722
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 1: industry forever. How about right now, you dig deep and

723
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: you give some money and let's get it to the workers.

724
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about the owners. I'm talking about

725
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: the workers. I'm talking about the people that are really

726
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: counting on the on the money. And I got a

727
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 1: lot of not kicked back. But my team thought I

728
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: was crazy. In my family, I sent him out on

729
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 1: a Sunday night and Monday morning, at nine o'clock, PEPSI

730
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: called and gave us a million bucks. And that's how

731
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: I got started. Yeah, it's really full, but you're the

732
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 1: you're a philanthropist to get into it. But we've got

733
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: some charities sure that I work with. The one I'm

734
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:19,280
Speaker 1: most proud of it's very dear to my heart. Um

735
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: it's called Tots for Tots, And what I do is

736
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: I give tater tots two children whether they want them

737
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: or not, I'd give them tater tots, and just to

738
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: see the smile of young child's face, grease streaming down

739
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: his cheeks, as he's just like a little chipmunk stuffed

740
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: full with tater tots. If they want them or not,

741
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: whether they want them or not, a lot of them

742
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: run away. A lot of them say no, Ron, I've

743
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: had enough. I say, I'll tell you when you've had enough.

744
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 1: Get back here. I've got a two pounds of frozen

745
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: tater tots in the back of my van, single file

746
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 1: all and anyway. So I am so proud. It's amazing.

747
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: You've done great stuff. So have I. Caroline is too busy.

748
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: But where are we going to dinner tonight after the show?

749
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: Oh you're too busy? Uh? Are we gonna invite your

750
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: friend that you wrote the letter to? Or? And we

751
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: are definitely, In fact we could. We told security to

752
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: not let Dan leave, right, he's not going anywhere. In fact,

753
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: I think there's a net back there a net, and

754
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: I try to someone throw a net over Dan bound

755
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: his legs gently. Let's just you know, yes, let's put

756
00:57:55,600 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: him little tranquilizer dad and then put him back in

757
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: the tater tot bamatam um. Guy Fiery, you can't thank

758
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: you enough for coming onto. The show's been what next,

759
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: Guy Fiery? Everyone? Thank you much. I wonder what I who? Well,

760
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: We're We've just about run out of time here, unfortunately,

761
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: but I'd like to internet with one final piece. I'd

762
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: like to call my take. You can leave. Yes, I've

763
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: got a quick question for you. Have Americans lost their

764
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: collective minds? The reason why I asked this is because

765
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 1: everywhere I turn, every single person, and I mean every

766
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 1: single person has a service animal. Have you noticed this? Now?

767
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: I fully understand seeing eye dogs or service dogs in general,

768
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: but now things have gotten out of control. Have you

769
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: flown recently? It's like I'm on Noah's Arc service dogs

770
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: and cats and chinchillas and parrots and service komodo dragons.

771
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 1: This is Dracula, my service bats. I've hantusak your blood Sha,

772
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 1: don't talk to me in a cute see Dracula voice.

773
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: It has gotten so bad. I I once witnessed someone

774
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: bringing on board a service giraffe. Granted it was a

775
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: baby giraffe, and it was an Airbus three, pretty pretty

776
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: big plane, so but it was never gonna fit, but

777
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: the flight crew had to delicately handle the situation because

778
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: the passenger was threatening to kill herself if she couldn't

779
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: bring the service giraffe on board. I quickly took a

780
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: selfie with the draft before the proverbial hit the fan.

781
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: That giraffe was cute. It's still pretty big for a baby.

782
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Part of me thought, boy, that'd

783
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: be fun to get that giraffe on board. But that's

784
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: the one and only time I felt aligned with someone's

785
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: service animal. In fact, what are the rules exactly governing

786
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: these animals? It it makes me want to test the system.

787
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: Can I bring a large cooler on board with my

788
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: baby's service great white shark or a special satchel with

789
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: my service tarantula? Remember snakes on a plane? We are

790
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: perilously close to making that scenario everyday reality. What about humans?

791
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: We are technically animals? Heck, we are animals right? Next

792
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: up I fly? Can I bring my drinking buddy champ

793
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 1: kind with me? And when they when they asked for

794
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: a ticket, can I just explain that he doesn't need one.

795
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: He's my service animal. He's just gonna lie on the

796
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: floor in this sleeping bag. We're gonna eat homemade nachos,

797
01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: drink scotch, and he's going to keep me calm. Think

798
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: about it. Why can't I do that? Or maybe I'm

799
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,439
Speaker 1: going to release a swarm of bees and just tell

800
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: everyone to relax. They're my service animals. Relax, they will

801
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: eventually congregate near one of the bathrooms, and please don't

802
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 1: order any sugary drinks. I guess the question is, how

803
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 1: do we get the genie back in the bottle? Well,

804
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: maybe we're right. Well, maybe we're just simply past the

805
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: point of no return. When I really pause to think

806
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: about it, maybe I'm the problem. Maybe I need to

807
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 1: change my way of thinking, and maybe, just maybe, the

808
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 1: next time I'm stuck in coach sitting in between a

809
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: coyote and a spider monk, as long as there's a

810
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: mutual understanding that no one's gonna bite me in the face,

811
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: then what's the big deal. At the end of the day,

812
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: we are all God's creatures. So maybe let's just sit back, relax,

813
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: and enjoy the two and a half hour flight to Albuquerque.

814
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my take. Up. Stuck up guy,

815
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 1: stuck up. All this duck will try so we never

816
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 1: get stuck up. Bring so far to get up a

817
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: lot of bandwids, and he's a god. He ain't don't

818
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 1: stand and he doesn't have he's on a night sized stand,

819
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 1: which because everybody knows he's the Furgusy Bandon The Ron

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Speaker 1: Burgundy Podcast