WEBVTT - My New Year’s Resolution 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.360 Hey, are you flushing? What are you flushed in the toilet? 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:04.480 Why is my septic constantly breaking down there? 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:06.480 You'll have to ask Tammy that one. 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:17.720 All right, toshha, Tosh, shut up, Tosh Show Show. 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:25.720 Welcome to the final installment of Toss Show twenty twenty four. Man, 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:30.280 that was a great year twenty four twenty twenty five. 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:34.520 Wow. I can only imagine how great things are gonna 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.120 get next year. 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:35.879 You excited? 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:39.920 I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. I'm 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:41.839 about to lose control and I think. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:46.040 I like it. Oh, man a I paid up the 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:49.760 other day. Oh my father in law, I lost to bet. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.640 You may remember on the show, how is Gator football 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:53.320 looking this year? 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.639 We're gonna do good this year. No, you're not, Yes, 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.360 we are. You won't finish five hundred? Yes we will? 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:00.960 How much? One hundred? 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:01.760 Okay, you're on. 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.199 He said that Florida was gonna have a great year, 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.000 and I said they were gonna be garbage. We agreed 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.760 that six and six was a push. They won their 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:14.800 last three games. Now they're playing in some meaningless bowl. Anyway, 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:18.039 he won. I gave him a hundred bucks. I said, Oh, 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:24.119 congratulations on being mediocre. He's like, oh, it's gonna be great. Yeah, 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:29.920 Billy Napier for another year. Anyway, Greg won, Oh, he won. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:35.800 Kept talking about how great their draft class is gonna be. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:36.440 It's twelfth. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.280 Before we won those last three games, we were forty fourth. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:45.319 Now we're twelve. Let's see. Let's see if he answers 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:48.920 his phone answer, Let's see what happens here. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:50.720 Hold, I'm gonna call. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:57.040 This, yes, sir, hey, uh uh I paid up on 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:57.480 my bet? 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:57.920 Correct? 0:01:58.560 --> 0:01:59.120 Yes you did? 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.280 Oh and you and you're you're living high in the hog. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:04.840 What bowl game are you guys going. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:05.120 To be in? 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:07.600 It looks like the Gator Bowl. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:11.200 Congratulations on the Gators making the shitty Who gives a fuck? 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:11.800 Gator Bowl? 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.079 What about one hundred bucks on that one? 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:18.440 Who are they playing Syracuse? Yeah, I'll bet one hundred bucks. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:21.440 I'll give you a chance to win your money back. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.000 Then I want to go. Then I want to go 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:25.400 triple or nothing on? 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:29.600 Uh on next year getting a better record than seven 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:30.080 and five. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.520 Okay, I'm up for that. It'll happen. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.320 Oh you think it will definitely happen. Oh yeah, you 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.799 think all those You think Texas, Georgia, Alabama, all those 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:39.880 programs are gonna slip. 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:44.120 No, we're just going to play normal Gator football again. No, indeed, 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:45.079 in DJ, we. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.280 Trust your head coach is garbage. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.880 We love Billy? Do you fine? 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:53.840 You love Billy? 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:56.840 Do you love No? 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:00.160 Yeah, I'm being corrected here. Yeah, that's the that's. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.160 You love Billy. You love Billy because he lost five 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:06.280 times this year. That that is how far you have fallen. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.040 Exactly. If we win the bowl game, he'll be nineteen 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:11.480 and nineteen since he's been there. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.440 No head coach should be paid money to be five hundred. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:17.480 Eight million a year. 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.480 Eight million a year, that's what he gets. That's interesting, 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:23.079 all right, all right, we'll go double nothing in the 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.680 bowl game. All right, Hey are you flushing? What are 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:27.880 you flushed in the toilet? Why is my septic constantly 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:28.680 breaking down there? 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:30.680 You'll have to ask Tammy that one. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:37.640 All right. I don't know what he is. 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:42.600 Seriously though, every week something's wrong with the septic system 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:46.560 just in their little guest house. He says, he's only 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:47.800 putting toilet paper in the toilet. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:51.960 I don't know. My grinder's getting destroyed. That's such a 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.200 gross word. Well, I don't know. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:59.040 That's you know the sub pump that. Yeah, I don't 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:03.400 know what he's doing. There's floats in there. Alarms are 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:06.000 going off every day. I'm having to run out to 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.320 the guesthouse, shut alarms off. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.120 What are you doing in there? I've just did nothing. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:15.560 I think he's just got too much fiber in his diet. Eddie. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:19.360 Got any New Year's resolutions? Nope? Good, I only have one. 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.800 I make one, the same one every year, don't shit yourself, 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:26.680 And then every year I am disappointed. But this year, 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.400 m it's gonna be my year. By the way, I'm 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:39.400 not alone. Enjoy Pasha. On the count of three, we 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.800 both tell say how many times we've shit our pants 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:44.760 as an adult? Okay, one, two, three, thirty too many? 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.799 I'm thirty. Probably i've shipped my pants a lot. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:54.880 Too. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.560 Really, Oh my god, I really think I have a problem. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.000 I should talk to a doctor about it. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:05.159 What do you do uh when you're performing? Uh? Like like, 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:06.360 has it ever happened? Broadway? 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.520 Like you're like, oh, no, One time I took a 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.280 pee break on in the middle of a scene in 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:12.479 the show once because I had to. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.400 I'm not talking about peek about diarrhea. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:17.880 Oh, I never have to ship on stage for some reason. 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.120 We're talking about I thought you said you ship your pants. 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:22.320 Yeah, just in daily life though. 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.320 Right, But well, your stomach doesn't get upset and nervous 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.280 before a performance ever, and you have to like empty 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:27.840 everything out. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:28.800 Not that way. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.080 Oh good for you. You know you're not living my 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:31.520 life at all. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.640 I've been on I've been on a toilet, just exploding, 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.279 and I hear them introducing me and I'm like, well, 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:37.880 I'm not coming. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:39.840 That's devastating. So what do you do? 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.600 Just let them deal with whatever they got to deal 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:42.080 with out there. 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:44.120 Show must go on. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.039 No it doesn't. The show doesn't go on. 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:47.440 The show doesn't happen show. 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:51.200 The show waits until I'm finished, right, And then and 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:52.839 then I get out there, I'm like, oh, yeah, I 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:53.479 was in the back. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.120 It's cocaine. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:58.680 And they all laugh, Oh the cokeshits. No I don't. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.680 I don't do cocaine, and I just say something stupid 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.680 to move on. All right, But it's okay, But you've 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:05.360 crapped yourself. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:05.800 That's good. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.520 When I text you that I have to then I'm 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.680 we're gonna go surfing, but I have to poop first. 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.479 How long does that mean, well, you spend a little 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:16.680 time in there on the chair. How long? Yeah? 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:19.240 Well, well you go a few times a day because 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:20.960 I feel like every time I takes to you poop. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:23.040 No before I surf, I make sure I poop because 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:26.560 I have to go at least twenty minutes. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:27.080 Fair enough. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:30.599 I've never been actually diagnosed with IBS, but I've shipped 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.640 myself way more than I ever want to admit. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.360 So I need a schedule. I need to know what 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.560 my day is going to be like. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.480 Not only was that not your second desert the day? 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:40.799 Did you have dessert at lunch? 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:41.120 Well? 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:44.520 I have dessert after each meal. Do you think that's 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:49.640 why you shit your pants so much? Yeah? 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.640 Like I remember when I was moving to Balbu and 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.400 you were like, all right, so like here's the things 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:54.920 you need to know, like this is where you go eat? 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:56.960 And then you were like, and when you're on pH 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:57.400 and if you. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.279 Got to go to the bathroom. All the porta potties 0:06:59.320 --> 0:06:59.919 are on the ocean. 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:02.720 Rather, they're on the ocean side every every about almost 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:04.960 every half mile, you can get a part man that 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:08.280 one near winding trail which is on the other side. 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:12.320 Happened to me, Thank god, it was opened at this 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.760 hour one night because I I barely got inside of 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.960 there before all hell broke loose and. 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:19.440 I was sitting there like, why you tell me all 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.720 the bathroom just I'm like most of us shit our pants. 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.360 I'm like you and like my father law the only 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:24.960 two people I know. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:27.400 Oh, your father laws ship his pants at you're at 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:28.360 your not a wedding. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:29.480 It was that end. 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:33.680 Cabo in Cabot skiving Thanksgiving. He shs his pants at 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:40.440 the restaurant. It's the best. It was the best Thanksgiving ever. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:42.320 When did you become vegan? 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.120 Probably like nine years ago, But it was because before 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.960 the animal stuff, I just had a lot of digestive issues. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:48.520 Me too. 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:50.240 When I was growing up, I would only poop like 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:50.800 twice a week. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:51.400 It was awful. 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.640 I used to do that too, Like I would like 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:55.680 poop once a week. My mom said I'd get too 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.920 distracted and I wouldn't poop, and then I get backed 0:07:58.000 --> 0:07:59.520 up and then I'd sit on the toilet for like 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.840 two hours or is just screaming miss school that day. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:03.240 We're supposed to poop twice a day. 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.520 H Well, now I poop just constantly. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:06.040 Good. 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:07.400 Well, it's not good. 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:12.880 It's constantly and in public, not like not in a yes, okay, 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:16.280 like a better version of in this recently I shattered 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:16.720 a record. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:17.720 You might get arrested. 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.200 No, no, you can't get arrested for pooping on the 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.160 street in public. Yeah, if it happens, it happens. That's 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:25.720 there's a law against having an accident. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.960 I mean, I guess a lawyer as an accident. 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.640 But if you're always. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.120 Doing that, I'm not always doing it, but I'm saying 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:35.840 I have I have ibs. And it's like recently it 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:37.520 happened twice in one day. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:39.600 You might need to work on fixing your gut. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:40.920 No, I know, my gut's a wreck. 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:42.800 Yeah, we should maybe talk about that. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:46.120 Well, like today just for this interview, Like I don't 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:49.920 I really don't eat this morning until after this is over. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.040 You should talk to my husband why he does all 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:56.120 digestive stuff. Oh man, he could do that, because that's 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:57.280 that's disruptive to life. 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:59.360 No, it is, but it's it's also a good story 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:00.000 at every party. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:01.600 I guess if that's the most important. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:06.800 Maybe secretly I like the thrill of oh no, I'm 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:08.839 about to ship myself once a week. 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:13.280 Well, well, because you're getting rid of toxins. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.560 No, I think I like it because it allows me 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.120 to tell my wife I can't go someplace. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.640 Well, maybe you need to work on that with your wife. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.079 Like if you don't want to go somewhere, it, don't go. 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:25.360 And that's what I do. That's what I do ninety 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:28.200 nine percent of the time. But in a relationship it's 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.640 a give and take, so one percent of the time 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:35.559 I have to give. I have a few small toilets 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.520 that I have that I travel with. It's nice put 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:39.120 that in your tent. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.240 Let's think through what my tent smells like with a bathroom. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:44.319 This thing's nice. This one's nice. It's got it. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.520 You just take a composting one or like, no, no, 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:47.160 it's just a bag. 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.000 Put put one of those chemical pills in it. That 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:53.360 they can handle. A porta potty. It's only handling five gallons. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:55.120 You ever pooped your pants as an adult? 0:09:55.640 --> 0:10:02.360 Yeah? Probably once again I side effect of oh. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:06.000 It's posts the it's really got a lot of problems 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:07.120 attached to it. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:08.600 You ever ship yourself as an adult? 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:09.760 Uh? 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:10.760 As an adult. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:13.720 I've never shipped myself, but I remember when I was 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.000 in school one time I went to wipe, and a 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.480 little got on my finger, and uh, and it got 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.199 on my shirt and I had to go back to class. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.320 Oh man, and I had to like take on my 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.600 shirt and like wash it, put it under the dry 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.679 It's no good. That's no good at all. I mean, 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:29.920 how old was this? It was probably about like twenty one, 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:33.479 twenty two. Oh oh geez, Okay, all right, it's embarrassing. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.160 You ever have to take a huge shit on the 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:37.240 side of the mountain all the time? You just do it. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:39.360 You ever gets stick to your stomach and just like 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:40.360 that type of Yeah. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.160 No, I've had I've had a bunch of full on, 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:43.959 one handed dumps south the side of the mountains where 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.880 you're like literally hanging on the side of a cliff 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:47.360 and you just hang on and you're like, oh my god, 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:47.959 I got poop. 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.000 You carry some kind of wet wipes with. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.480 You generally have some TP in the bag just in 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:53.360 case I'm good. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.200 You go to the bathroom. In your listings a lot 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.480 pete poop. You pooped. You've never pooped in your listings. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.120 I would rather kill myself. 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:06.280 Well, such an extreme no, no, that's so private for me. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.480 All right, Well then, you've got an amazing bowel control. 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:11.160 But where do you draw the line? Because you're allowed 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:12.040 to use the bathroom? 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:13.120 Of course I know. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.640 I have I ever had sex and one of your 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.040 listing are you allowed to? 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:17.560 No? 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:19.520 Why are you not allowed to have sex in their bed? 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.480 You're allowed to use their bathroom? Why can't you use 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.840 their bed? Have you ever pooped yourself as an adult? 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:25.840 Like accidentally? 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:27.200 Almost always? 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.200 Almost always, always, But you haven't? 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:31.400 I haven't? 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.560 Fully, Yeah, shit your pants? 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:33.760 No. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.679 Whenever I eat spicy food or wherever we're like driving, 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:38.800 I have to always pull over at gas stations. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.640 Oh yeah, I can't see you. Fancy you at a 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:42.679 gas station using. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.560 The Hi low I don't care. Okay, better than sitting yourself. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:46.800 Well, that's fair point. 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:51.560 I have considered diapers you have. I think it's super smart. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:53.360 I mean, yeah, of course it's smart. If you have 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.679 a problem, but you don't look as cute in diapers. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.760 Maybe you can get cute diapers. Maybe that's a new market. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:01.120 That's not there's no market for cute diapers for adults. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:05.280 That was the same tour that my manager, Christie Smith, 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:09.360 ended up breaking rule one on the tour bus because 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.160 she and She blamed it on the lobster, but we 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:12.960 all ate the same lobster rules. 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:15.480 And then all of a sudden, she was just blowing 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:15.920 up the. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:20.439 Bathroom, flying down the highway. Oh, I was disturbing. I 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:23.000 don't want to eat a rhubarb pie either, that's too much, 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:24.080 it's overwhelming. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:30.400 Maybe discussing what it was mixed with strawberry No, no, 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.960 not even okay, strawberry pie. 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.280 So hey, what are you doing the rest of the day. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:39.880 I don't know. I'll be shitting. I just had a. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:44.719 Small slice of strawberry five, just so much. But then 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.400 first I said, wait a second, I'm I'm taking all 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.960 this this stuff, and I'm supposed to be shitty. My 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:53.520 brain's out, and that hasn't happened. But I felt totally normal. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.560 So I asked my wife. I said, when does it 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:02.200 say during this the you're gonna start pooping? And she 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:05.640 said she looks it up shows Oh, it says between 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:09.760 thirty and sixty minutes. And I'm like, oh, well, it's 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:13.480 been thirty five minutes. I probably shouldn't take him for 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:17.800 a drive right now. And then at thirty seven minutes, 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.000 I was like, I was like, oh, is that a fart. Nope, 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:23.800 that's not a fart. So I ran to the bathroom 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.160 and I had my first one. I was excited about 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.120 it. It was the first one. Oh, just an explosion. I 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.400 mean really, it really comes out fast. And now I 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:36.000 have a bidet and I have my wet wipes, anything 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:40.119 that I need. I'm this was my mistake. I probably 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:45.560 was wiping too normal at the beginning, even though I 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.760 was using a bidet and things like that. What I 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:52.600 should have been more gentle, just almost padding, because toward 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:56.880 the end of this prep it was sore back there. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:00.880 The bathroom situation. That's the nightmare. All these places. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:04.520 Yeah, a lot of work to keep those clean and 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:06.040 ready for use. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:08.400 How many times do you go to the bathroom, And 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.600 when I say go to the bathroom, I'm not talking 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.960 about urine during this two and a half days. 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:16.840 This time, probably a couple of times. It's you know, 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.040 one of one of the secrets of my first finish. 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.680 It was zero none is. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.600 Zero poop run. Yeah, you held it the whole two 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:25.240 and a half days. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.560 I just I just didn't didn't need it. I guess 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:27.840 I was. 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.480 I was mostly on luck with calories and it never 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:31.680 had the urge. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:32.600 And then what do you do? 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.880 Do you just go, yeah, find a nice spot in 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:38.760 the woods somewhere, or hold it for between loops when 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.400 you can actually have the luxury of a nice bathhouse 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:41.960 and toilet. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:43.800 You ever had like a little stomach issue? 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:45.160 W we We're like, oh, I mean all the time, 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:46.480 not all the way. I didn't even take that back, 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.720 Not all the time, but I've definitely happen. Yeah, cauespecially 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:50.200 when you're going up to altitude kind of quick the 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.800 gas expand you know, like, you what do you do? 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:55.160 You just white knuckle it. I guess just write it up. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.280 Never you've never hung out, you never know. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:58.880 No, that would be the end of my career. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:14:59.440 If I did that. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:00.920 They would hear about that. 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.600 Who would hear about it. We'd hit bases. 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:06.080 From Alaska to Lee County, Florida, they would hear about 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:07.000 it everywhere. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:09.760 I'd see. That's that's why certain professions are off limits 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:11.320 to me because of my stomach. 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:13.680 You got a bad stomach, horrible stomach. 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:17.920 Really yeah, I've never been really diagnosed, but I just 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:21.880 have you know, years and years, decades and decades of 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:24.800 every year knowing that I'm gonna ship myself at least 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:25.520 once or twice. 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.240 So you do that annually, you shit yourself? 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:28.840 Would you say shit? 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:31.680 Yeah? 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:34.480 You know, long since the days where it's actually in 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.280 my pants. Now it's like I'm if I have to, 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.560 I'm like running in the woods and you know, I'm 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:40.880 on the pch. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.200 Climbing down a rock cliff and like hiding in a cove. 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:45.120 That's my world. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.360 I thought you were just gonna say, like backstage at 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:48.640 the Haha Factory or. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:49.400 Something like that, and I'm not. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.560 First of all, I'm above the ha Ha Factory. I'm 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:55.000 over at the Chumash Casino. They got a dare you 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:58.200 for beautiful green room bathroom. See, I couldn't go to 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:01.200 space for my stomach. I have a pretty sensitive stomach. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:01.960 Little I b S. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.640 I just don't know how that would work up there. 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:06.960 Explain to me what what you brought present? 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:07.280 Yeah? 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:09.040 Yeah, what let me get let. 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:09.400 Me do this. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:11.200 Is it your high school diploma? 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:14.600 No? No, this is a there was something about like 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.120 something about you and and issues with your No? 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.440 Is this actually used? 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.480 You know, I know, but apollo a fecal bag here? 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:26.800 Amazing? Yeah? Yeah yeah? 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:32.400 And then actually this is the helper. So if you 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:32.760 need to. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:39.120 Wait wait, wait, oh, because you're so constantated and well 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:39.800 and helping. 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:41.720 So we thought that was from the penis. 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:46.000 So we have we called it the safe separation anxiety. 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:50.680 Why is this old? They're just old? What's this in here? 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.080 Probably hold? 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:54.000 I don't know what that is. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:58.320 So one of those things that says do not eat on. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:16:59.600 Yeah, yeah, I definitely don't need it. 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:00.640 Hold on. 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.160