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Speaker 1: My racist girlfriend called me a slur. I want to

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Speaker 1: break up with her. Am I the a hole?

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Speaker 2: You know how like couples of pet names.

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Speaker 3: Take me down this path you're about to walk me down, Say.

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Speaker 2: Baby, it's just a really unique pet name.

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Speaker 3: Wow, really a really really specific unique pet name.

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Speaker 2: Really specific pet name meant to dehumanize you interesting into

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Speaker 2: a pet.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we've we've gone.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you know, the full three sixty where like

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Speaker 1: you start like, oh, like oh, all kinks are good

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Speaker 1: or whatever, and then we just we just go right

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Speaker 1: back to all kinks are good, right back to bigotry.

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Speaker 3: Baby. I feel like that's where we're headed.

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Speaker 1: Alrighty, Before anyone thinks this is fake, let me assure

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Speaker 1: you I wish this was. I am in shock. I

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Speaker 1: twenty six male just recently went on a date with

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Speaker 1: a twenty five to twenty eight question.

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Speaker 2: Mark you don't know the age?

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Speaker 3: Not sure about the age? We're unclear?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't like it always say the age on these dating profiles,

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Speaker 2: Like how do you not know?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was like met at like a house party,

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Speaker 1: and like, you know, I feel like that you wouldn't know,

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Speaker 1: like say you made someone at the house party.

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Speaker 2: I guess yeah, and you're like probably.

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Speaker 3: More like words, probably the same.

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Speaker 1: Tell me your rage right now, show me, imagine before

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Speaker 1: dinner starts, give it to me.

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Speaker 3: That would be crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just to go take a girl to the

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Speaker 1: club just to see her id plant the bouncer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you show me your ID and also show the

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Speaker 2: guy you're with too.

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Speaker 1: I've seen or I've heard of people prank. They'll stand

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Speaker 1: outside clubs and just ask Friday's for fun. That happened

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Speaker 1: to Naima a few weeks ago. Yeah, she was at

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Speaker 1: like some event and some asked. He's like, I'm just

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Speaker 1: fucking with you.

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Speaker 2: So fun. That's a good very harmless.

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Speaker 1: Harmless as long as you're not nefarious and you know,

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Speaker 1: take the identification.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is fake. See y. So we met at

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Speaker 3: the gym. Okay, so no age on the gym.

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Speaker 2: Profile, age on the gym profile.

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Speaker 1: I've had a crush on her for a while and

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Speaker 1: finally struck up a convo and asked her out.

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Speaker 2: Nice nice work, wow gym ris risen up in the gym.

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Speaker 2: My god, Yeah, and you know I could lift this

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Speaker 2: this this dumb bell, but you know what I can

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Speaker 2: also lift Oh god.

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Speaker 3: You baby, girl, and all the positions.

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Speaker 2: In every position we can stretch out doggy style, doggy

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Speaker 2: style stretch morning, sunrise, cactus pose.

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Speaker 1: Oh there we go. Wow, all the poses. No prickles

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Speaker 1: just for you.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe a little prickle.

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Speaker 3: A little bit now.

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Speaker 1: I booked us at a nice Korean restaurant that has

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Speaker 1: Korean barbecue stations. So we sit at the bar and

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Speaker 1: we have a pleasant chat for a few minutes, and

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Speaker 1: then they tell us that our ta is ready. We

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Speaker 1: go to our table and it's got a huge grill

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Speaker 1: with a fire on it, and she instantly asks what

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Speaker 1: it is. How does anyone not know what Korean barbecue is? Which,

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Speaker 1: in fairness, I will say, if you live in any

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Speaker 1: like major city, it's definitely like I can see asking that.

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Speaker 1: But if you come from like a small town in America.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not going to know what Korean barbecue is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I went to Korean but I

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Speaker 1: went to habachi but not Korean barbecue.

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Speaker 3: Before I moved here.

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Speaker 2: The first time I went to Korean barbecue was swimming

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Speaker 2: twenty like sixteen. Yeah, So so you know, it's possible,

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Speaker 2: it's possible that someone doesn't know. You should judge them

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Speaker 2: for sure. Oh yeah, judge how they judge them from

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Speaker 2: the uncultured swine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe maybe they just don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but you definitely shouldn't date them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: One of my ex not knowing Korean barbecue instantly, you

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Speaker 2: just walked it. Yeah, done, just walk out right now?

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Speaker 2: Actually here.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: I brushed this off and I explained to her, and

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Speaker 1: all the work?

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Speaker 2: That is a great question. Like I came out to

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Speaker 2: I came out to a dinner spot so I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: have to cook to mysel Yeah, so I wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: to cook for myself.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's the common like KBBQ joke. It's

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Speaker 1: just like we're just out here doing all the work.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's fun.

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Speaker 2: It's basically like going to the butcher. Yeah, I mean like, hey,

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Speaker 2: like butcher, what what what meat? Should I guess? Like,

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Speaker 2: hey have this meat?

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Speaker 1: And like ramen too, you know you put like put

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Speaker 1: the meat in sometimes like cook it like this.

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Speaker 2: At least they have like the noodles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, the noodles are you're like just.

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Speaker 2: Giving you ingredients? Yeah, yeah, they're charging you for groceries.

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Speaker 1: It's like the Nathan for You episode where they make

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Speaker 1: a gym for people to move stuff, but they're actually

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Speaker 1: just getting free labor to move out of people's apartment.

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Speaker 3: That's what Korea apartment is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like we could, like our chef was out

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Speaker 2: one day.

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Speaker 1: Let's just have the people do it exactly and lowell, yes,

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Speaker 1: she said that on ironically. Isn't it their job? I

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Speaker 1: explained to her, that's what's fun about it. But we

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Speaker 1: could always order off the ala carte menu if she

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Speaker 1: didn't want barbecue, but she just said, just make them

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Speaker 1: do it for us. Interesting to play along, No, really not,

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Speaker 1: and insistent on calling the waitress over and asking her

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Speaker 1: be served after I was ready. That's like, like, okay,

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Speaker 1: we all have the fun little joke.

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Speaker 3: Like, oh, but then cook it and it's fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's red flag after red flag right here.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the elderly Korean lady had to shuffle between

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Speaker 1: busy tables and come and flip the meat and serve

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, not not grandma.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, grandma baby, yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: But wait, it gets worse.

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Speaker 1: So at this point, I'm super embarrassed and starting to

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Speaker 1: see red flags like crazy. I'm Indian, so I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of used to the whole servant master attitude thing because

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Speaker 1: it's big in India. But I am not a fan

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Speaker 2: I would judge you if you were a fan of.

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Speaker 3: It, yeah, right, Like, oh yeah, I'm like a.

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Speaker 2: Huge yeah, a huge fan of being called master. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that's you know, your butt needs to be wiped now.

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Speaker 2: The royal sphincter needs to be clean.

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Speaker 3: The Royal sphincter liquor has been has been summing.

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Speaker 2: Jerry, get in there, these cheeks are Jerry, you missed

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Speaker 3: Yes, Master, Master god s b. That's that's the job

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Speaker 3: I do not want.

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Speaker 2: You know, all these gen Z kids are talking about

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Speaker 2: how they love eating ass, So I mean, hey, put

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Speaker 2: your your lips for your your brought minded Come on,

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Speaker 2: you seriously monetize your passion. Yeah, because your passion, kids,

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Speaker 2: that's more to eat ass. Make it your job, you know,

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Speaker 2: and you'll never work a day in your life. That's right,

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Speaker 2: that's amazing as ass. That's Sam's campaign for presidency. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: universal basic income for everyone who eats for ass lickers.

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Speaker 2: You know, I really think it's like it's really servant

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Speaker 2: leadership at its at its finance.

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Speaker 1: It truly is kind of an amazing metaphor if you

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Speaker 1: think about it.

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Speaker 2: I think it is like like I think if Jesus

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Speaker 2: was born today, instead of saying like yo, like wash

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Speaker 2: my feet and I'll wash your feet, like lick my

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Speaker 2: ass and I will lick yours.

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Speaker 3: I want a moist to feeling wist.

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Speaker 2: The ass of the lowest among you shall be exalted

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Speaker 2: in ass eating Heaven.

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Speaker 3: Sign me up for this religion.

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Speaker 2: First step, lick the ass.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready to join the asshole Army.

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Speaker 2: Ahole, army am I the asshole. Yes, I am eating

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Speaker 2: a whole ass eating cold.

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Speaker 3: I'm proud of it. Imagine.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, maybe that's the name of our fans,

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Speaker 1: the ass eaters.

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Speaker 3: Eaters you know.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's our Patreon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have Okay gang, which is like.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: It's it's it's there, it's doing its thing.

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Speaker 2: But maybe there's like like like us, what if it

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Speaker 2: is it's like ass eater, Yeah, ass devour.

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Speaker 3: Literator, like the literator. I like that. I like that

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Speaker 3: some there. That's something we're cooking on it for you guys.

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Speaker 3: We're warming up those cheeks. Okay, but where are we

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Speaker 3: in our in our tail here somewhere?

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Speaker 1: So, but I wanted to see this date to the end.

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Speaker 1: And yes, shamelessly enough, I was hoping for some adult time.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, he might be doing some some

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Speaker 3: ass action of his own.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or taxes. Oh god, take me to the back

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Speaker 2: room and look at my twenty twenty two expense reports.

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Speaker 3: Not the W two's.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the meal, she asks for dessert.

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Speaker 1: I agree, and then I ask to see the menu.

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Speaker 1: The waitress comes over and gives the menu and hands

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Speaker 1: it to her. She then waits for her to leave

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Speaker 1: and says, my god, this place is a nightmare. All

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Speaker 1: of these useless immigrants she's white, come into the country

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Speaker 1: and don't even work and eat up all our tax dollars.

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Speaker 1: Are they even legal? They're literally working. They're literally working.

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Speaker 1: How could you say that, bro? They're literally first first,

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Speaker 1: like working, right, the logistics of their working. And also

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Speaker 1: be why why why why say that? Other than you

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Speaker 1: got something going on?

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Speaker 3: Little lady.

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Speaker 2: Also have you ever read the Statue of Liberty? Ooh

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Speaker 2: you do you know about the statue? Is it?

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Speaker 3: The huddled masses?

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Speaker 2: The huddle masses, the huddle tired, huddled masses. And I

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Speaker 2: will eat the ass of every single last one of them.

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Speaker 1: Bro, don't make me shut a cheer right now, because

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Speaker 1: those words are way too beautiful.

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful. You know. The Statue of Liberty is looking

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Speaker 2: up into the ass of the person they're about to eat.

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Speaker 3: That was the unfinished part.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's supposed to be a giant ass to

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Speaker 2: see clearly right in there, right in between the cheeks.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, zacue Liberty is a real one.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: And she said it loudly enough that a nearby table

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Speaker 1: of brown people in their twenties started giving her dirty

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Speaker 1: looks and whispering to each other. She notices this and

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Speaker 1: then goes same, goes for these insert racist word for

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Speaker 1: people of Pakistan. At this point, my jaw dropped. I

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Speaker 1: am Indian and she used this in front of me.

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Speaker 1: My god, this woman has absolutely no shame.

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Speaker 1: Well it gets it gets even better. So this is

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Speaker 3: For now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I will say if I ever

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Speaker 2: What happened? What happened?

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Speaker 1: But Sam, same question to you, Well, I guess first

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Speaker 2: I'm actually Pakistani. That was really fucked up. I'm not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And then it also like doing that there reduces

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Speaker 1: Now, the one thing I will say is it's like

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Speaker 1: Do nothing exactly, And and he doesn't have to be nice

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I'm leaving. I'm not driving you home. Find

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I mean I would even I would even like,

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Speaker 2: if I if, I I think it was he was.

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Speaker 2: It was even two the bill. Yeah, he was very

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Speaker 3: Absolutely he did. He did not. He did not have

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Speaker 2: He did. I feel like the kind of like dating

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Speaker 3: This is true.

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Speaker 2: He's fulfilling that part of dating culture. But I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: Just pay for My rule is I always pay on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I agree. So I don't I don't

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Speaker 2: have taken it to a place of learning for sure

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Speaker 2: in terms of my own story. All right, this is

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: And I think I may have told you this story

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Speaker 2: like a while ago. Okay, but I met this girl

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Speaker 2: a huge favor. I'm about to pass like five thousand

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Speaker 2: like all right, well like and it's like and she's like,

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Speaker 2: do it, right, So send over a buy like like money,

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Speaker 2: I buy it from her website and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 2: You're not starting to get suspicious? Right? And I'm like

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Speaker 2: Don't hear anything from her. And then I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 3: Yeah? There, I would love to know.

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Speaker 2: Uh, also, hope you're feeling okay, Yeah, you're a dead dog.

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Speaker 2: And then like three weeks later, she ends up sending

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, so she okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: But but still there's no way that she canceled on

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Speaker 3: Like, there's no way, right, absolutely not, absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: Let me see if I can I wonder if I

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you think she was saying the

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Speaker 2: was like made by cookies made, let's see made what

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, that's my story being stood up.

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Speaker 2: and shram Dewey says, I will talk to the dad

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Speaker 2: Tristan Ball says, there's a whole separate post on reddit

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Speaker 2: I told my mom that I was in labor for

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Speaker 2: tired of it. We've been in different schools for three

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Speaker 2: I say, as then they're likely to work it out

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Speaker 2: that he is eighteen. The running joke in my whole

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Speaker 2: asking what my birthday was, so I told her and

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Speaker 2: she gave me refused look and said, but his is

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Speaker 2: in November. I guess she didn't realize I was sixteen,

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Speaker 2: and I was not in a moved to explain it.

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Speaker 2: I was in the middle of homework and she found

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Speaker 2: me in the library, so I said, yeah, my mom

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Speaker 2: was in labor for months and that was that, and

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Speaker 2: she f and believed me.

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Speaker 3: She's sitting there, which is a baby just freaking dangling

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Speaker 3: out of there.

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Speaker 2: You know. Her mom ended up calling my mom because

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Speaker 2: the whole school is making fun of her for believing

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Speaker 2: my mother was in labor for months, and her mom

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Speaker 2: started complaining to my mother, who got mad at me

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Speaker 2: for not explaining the joke to her. My brother thinks

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Speaker 2: it's Evan hilarious. He laughed about it for absolute ages

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Speaker 2: and told her whole family and his whole school. How

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Speaker 2: this school must be pretty small to like tell everyone

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Speaker 2: in the school all these years. Yea, in my defense,

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Speaker 2: who the f would believe that ridiculous one?

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Speaker 3: That's okay. The eight