Speaker 1: Yes, welcome to bowl Chat. Hi everybody, welcome to twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. Wow, yay, we're here. This is great. Huh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been a while since we bowl chat. I know,
Speaker 1: so busy. We have been very, very busy. He's so busy.
Speaker 1: There's been lots going on. I was home my whole
Speaker 1: two week break. You never even tried to call me
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, you know my grandma did die.
Speaker 1: So that was something, all right, No, No, I'm so sorry. Thanks. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: So you know, outside of that, I forgot Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I was this home eating bombo. I forget things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you know, that's a major problem of mine. I
Speaker 1: forget things terrible. Okay, I'm not even kiding, Like I
Speaker 1: should have come back in here on Monday and give
Speaker 1: you a big hug and said I'm so sorry. It's okay.
Speaker 1: But I did text you. Yeah you did, right, you did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you had to ask a reassuring well, no, because
Speaker 1: I texted you just something goofy And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry. You remember, Yes you did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't because some newman had written something about this,
Speaker 1: that and the other. I'm like asked the millennial or
Speaker 1: something stupid, and I was like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Andy. Yeah, you know, but I feel now
Speaker 1: you're trying to cover for you. So it's been a
Speaker 1: solid admitted there's no there's no doubt about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this is the first bull Chat of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: What happened? Look, I I getta you know, let's just
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Speaker 1: So what's doing there? Pal? Not much? What about you? Oh?
Speaker 1: So much has happened? You've had some pretty questionable things
Speaker 1: posting on that Instagram. I mean, this last couple of
Speaker 1: weeks have just been like a big old roller coaster ride. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your instagram again, hate roller coasters. Your instagram was really
Speaker 1: it was giving. It was yeah, it was. It was giving,
Speaker 1: sadness and happiness and sadness, so many questions and good
Speaker 1: times and bad times. I think my favorite thing that
Speaker 1: you posted was the one with the dog and the
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll song, Oh Sawyer, I'm not okay, I'm not okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, what Jelly Roll's voice truly strikes something.
Speaker 1: He's a wonderful love that person, what a great guy.
Speaker 1: So he just got a dunkey ye love that. Hate
Speaker 1: the music, really, I would rather listen to Nails on
Speaker 1: a chalkboard. Like all the songs sound the same, every
Speaker 1: single song. It's like you couldn't trap. And then for
Speaker 1: you to post it, you were like even when it's
Speaker 1: not okay, puppy hugs great and I'm not okay behind it,
Speaker 1: I'm like, is this a call for Like, is this
Speaker 1: a cry for help. He has to be a cry
Speaker 1: for help. This huge hit talk to God Favor. It's
Speaker 1: just every song, it's like Jelly Roll is the man.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see him. Lie nice. He's so nice.
Speaker 1: It's just I can't if you told me that he does.
Speaker 1: They're the one that you did, God help me in
Speaker 1: the windows? What what did you? What was the one
Speaker 1: that you posted on yours? Yeah, that sounds like need
Speaker 1: a favor. It's like, after a while, my favorite is
Speaker 1: please stop. I can't. He's very nice though, he's very nice,
Speaker 1: and every single person is putting him on songs now,
Speaker 1: even where they shouldn't be. It's like it's too much.
Speaker 1: His story is wonderful. I'm so good. I'm very happy.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy for him. Yes, so much. Same we
Speaker 1: love that, but the music I could do less of
Speaker 1: him in twenty twenty five, Hi, Well, you know I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear Lona Delray at all in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. You won't because we don't play hers. So
Speaker 1: I don't want to see her on your Instagram. When
Speaker 1: have I posted her going to the concert? Always on
Speaker 1: the stories? Oh? Really? Do I post a picture? Hey
Speaker 1: guys it's a rough out there today, but just keep going.
Speaker 1: He's jelly ro Look. I just I needed some love
Speaker 1: for a second, you know what I mean? Like I was,
Speaker 1: I was, I was well way down on the dumps.
Speaker 1: I happened to be sitting on the floor and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, Sawyer came over to me and he
Speaker 1: put his leg on my He put his head on
Speaker 1: my leg and his little arm are on my knee,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, that is the sweetest thing. You
Speaker 1: know that I'm sad right now. And he did and
Speaker 1: it was the perfect picture. And I took a shot
Speaker 1: and I posted it. You know what, the love and
Speaker 1: support that I got from posting that one story was
Speaker 1: wonderful and it brightened my day and it made me happy.
Speaker 1: Good for you, and you know what, that's all I wanted.
Speaker 1: Good And that's all I needed in that moment, and
Speaker 1: I got it. You got your favor, and here I am.
Speaker 1: And I didn't ask for a favor. I asked to
Speaker 1: be Okay, you talked to God and he gave you
Speaker 1: a favor. Yeah with beer, Yeah and guns and chicks
Speaker 1: or baby Jesus. I heard this awful other country song,
Speaker 1: There's no awful country song there. Absolutely, dude, this is
Speaker 1: my country era I'm in right now. I once this
Speaker 1: is over, I cannot wait to go back to the
Speaker 1: Scotti era and be like you remember this guy Blump
Speaker 1: lives alone and all buggy Marsh. There's one it's like
Speaker 1: where he's singing about his GMC truck. All, oh, Chevrolet,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? That is one of the
Speaker 1: worst songs I've ever heard in my entire life. But
Speaker 1: it's a really it sounds like that other song. It shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Why point and Jelly rolls in it too. I know
Speaker 1: it's amazing. It's such Yeah, play the chorus, let the
Speaker 1: let the Brooks and done. I can't We'll get I
Speaker 1: don't care Brooks and found one. Play the rest. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: can you get to the port where he says, in
Speaker 1: my Chevrolet? Sure we just were che music. Chevrole should
Speaker 1: have used it as a commercial. They did. The whole
Speaker 1: music video was sponsored going by the Edge of Town.
Speaker 1: It's him driving in his electric pickup truck, which like,
Speaker 1: I don't know all these I don't know why they're
Speaker 1: finding them in the back row. I'm all into it.
Speaker 1: It's one of the worst songs i've ever heard, I
Speaker 1: must disagree. Give me the people. Sorry, that song is beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's a GMC slipper. What that song is a GMC
Speaker 1: pickup truck ad? I'm sorry. Chevrolet. Isn't it the same Chevrolet? No,
Speaker 1: they don't own each other. GM makes both of them. Yeah, great,
Speaker 1: so then i'm Chevrolet is the brand you did not win? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want GMC is a separate brand. It's a subsidiary. No,
Speaker 1: it is not. It's a subsidiary. It's not. It's a sister.
Speaker 1: We're there, it's a sister. Awful. That song is misery, false, awful.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to it and repeat on the way home.
Speaker 1: Haven't that good luck? I'm driving my Chevrolet. I'll do it. Yes,
Speaker 1: go be the Long Island cowboy that you are. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then there's the Dustin Lynch and uh the other
Speaker 1: dust and Guy song. Then there's the Cane Brown song. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's go put some miles, get on the track. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have me when you dun, du dun dun. He's
Speaker 1: like saying he wants to have sex with her, but
Speaker 1: just saying I want to put some miles on you.
Speaker 1: That's the weirdest. They're all innuendos. What is the Chevrolet?
Speaker 1: He's comparing her to a truck? No, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: somebody compared me to a truck. I'd be like, kay, thanks, no,
Speaker 1: this song and it's with Marshmallow. They're all so we
Speaker 1: can break it in if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows it's it's in your face. There is no subtext.
Speaker 1: I want to put Miles can California King in the
Speaker 1: truck bed. Dude, you can't fit a California King in
Speaker 1: a truck bed. They're big California Kings, the biggest one
Speaker 1: I know. I know. So that must be a double wide,
Speaker 1: the duly with the big with the duley. You know
Speaker 1: what a duley is? Do you know what a duley is?
Speaker 1: Just tell me what a dou duly is. The pickup
Speaker 1: truck that has the extra two wheels on the back,
Speaker 1: so there's four wheels in the with the big wide fender.
Speaker 1: Something tells me at the end of twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: you will have one a duly. No, No, I would
Speaker 1: drive a pickup truck. I totally what I want to ram. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go. What's the matter and what why let's
Speaker 1: just rip the band aid off. Let me talk about it.
Speaker 1: What your tattoo? Oh, I didn't get one, but I
Speaker 1: want one. I can't a dream you told me it did,
Speaker 1: and I between the country era that I am not okay.
Speaker 1: Instagram story, you were going through something over this breakkay,
Speaker 1: A tattoo came to you in a vision? It did?
Speaker 1: I am what? Hmmm? I know it's permanent. H what
Speaker 1: you hate needles? I do hate needles. You have said
Speaker 1: on record tattoos dirty. Can't. No, Gandhi told me you can.
Speaker 1: They like, we'll put numbing cream on it, and apparently
Speaker 1: it's since it's small, it'll be fast, you know what.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get it on my wrist, but apparently
Speaker 1: that's the most painful spot because the veins are right
Speaker 1: there with the wrist. You wan a wrist tattoo, Just
Speaker 1: get a tramp stamp at that point, No, get a
Speaker 1: lower back tattoo. You don't remember we had that girl
Speaker 1: in promotions that that said rip daddy right abuffer butt crack.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't. That was insane. You probably weren't
Speaker 1: even born yet. I just can't picture you with the tattoo.
Speaker 1: I can't I'll put it right here, but I'll be
Speaker 1: able to put my sleeve on top of it if
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be seen. Could I pull
Speaker 1: my sleeve up, but not that far? I want it
Speaker 1: like right here, right before the fold of my inner elbow?
Speaker 1: What do you call it? What do you call the
Speaker 1: inside of your elbow? Inside of the elbow in my
Speaker 1: inner arm up here, the inner armor. So anyway, can
Speaker 1: I tell you what the vision was? Yes? Tell me
Speaker 1: and I enlighten the audience after this break? What write
Speaker 1: it down? Ten minutes? Yeah we're back, Yeah, we're back.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I had a dream and uh, I was
Speaker 1: pulling my sleeve up in the dream and there's a
Speaker 1: tattoo on my arm, like, oh my god. And it's okay.
Speaker 1: So my daughter's names are Ashley and Cooper, all right,
Speaker 1: So I don't remember exactly what the design was, but
Speaker 1: the way it worked was it was a S H
Speaker 1: L E Y C O O P E R one
Speaker 1: on top of the other, and it shared the E
Speaker 1: because the E is in the same position. It's the
Speaker 1: second to last letter on both on both names. So
Speaker 1: the E was shared between the two names. And what no,
Speaker 1: I'm just listening. So I told both kids, I said, listen,
Speaker 1: I totally want to get this tattoo, and you guys
Speaker 1: are going to design it. So I want you guys
Speaker 1: to design it, and as long as I approve of it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. She's like, you're an idiot. She's like,
Speaker 1: you're not doing that, and then Cooper's like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: design it, so you know. So it's gonna have googleingna
Speaker 1: a little bubble. She's all about a hamster right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I can't even with the hamster. Who wants
Speaker 1: a hamster? They stink? Also, fun fact, there's not a
Speaker 1: P in hamster. What it's h A M S T
Speaker 1: E R. Right, I always thought it was a hamster.
Speaker 1: Shut your mouth, like up until two three years ago,
Speaker 1: like a hamper, Yeah, just with a ster. Hampster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I always thought it was a hamster. It's I think
Speaker 1: it's I can understand why because it's an idiot. You're sorry.
Speaker 1: I had to dream your new I'd a dream where
Speaker 1: the EAT's connected. My daughter's ease are in the same spot.
Speaker 1: I must get a tattooed. Scott Luther Jr. Please sorry,
Speaker 1: shut up. I can't with you I can't. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What now, Oh Hampster, Yeah, hamster. Okay, it's hampster.
Speaker 1: It's hamps. But I think the way that people in
Speaker 1: the Northeast say certain words, it can come out like
Speaker 1: a pee. I mean the way you said it sounded
Speaker 1: like hamster. Look, I guess you're right. I I I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for you know whatever. But yes, you're right. It
Speaker 1: could be hampster. Yes, but it's not. But anyway, so
Speaker 1: she wants to not get one. That's what I hear.
Speaker 1: Do not get one. They die in the most gruesome ways.
Speaker 1: But I don't care about that. I just care about
Speaker 1: the smell. Plus, Sawyer's gonna eat it. Sawyer's not going
Speaker 1: to eat We had the school classroom hamster at the
Speaker 1: house a couple of years ago, and Sawyer almost broke
Speaker 1: the door down to get to that freakin varmint. He
Speaker 1: wanted to eat it's so bad. Plus, I mean, not
Speaker 1: for anything, But you're it's interesting that you say not
Speaker 1: for anything. You're from New York. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Not for nothing? Oh no, that's that's a New York
Speaker 1: word that I feel out of my for an acculate.
Speaker 1: I don't you don't hear. Admit too many people say
Speaker 1: not for anything? Yeah, no, not for not for nothing,
Speaker 1: not for nothing. But where am I from? Police? Not
Speaker 1: for nothing? Not for nothing? Hey, not for nothing? But
Speaker 1: you should have got your kids, I am stop because
Speaker 1: they're gonna move out? And then who's let the they
Speaker 1: care of the things you Jimmy boom pots. You sell
Speaker 1: like the guy from the polio string cheese commercial. Give
Speaker 1: me a piece of with nothing nothing. I literally have
Speaker 1: no idea what you do. You were not born yet.
Speaker 1: I was not. It was when string cheese was like
Speaker 1: all the rage. String cheese still exists, therefore it is
Speaker 1: still a range. No no, but it was all the rage.
Speaker 1: It was like, what is this new fangled thing? There's
Speaker 1: cheese and a stick that you can put in your
Speaker 1: lunch box. There is no shot that it became like
Speaker 1: a sensation. It did. Hey guys, have you heard of
Speaker 1: string cheese? Yes? It was like it was the rage
Speaker 1: of the late eighties early nineties. Polio string cheese. Polio
Speaker 1: was the only player in the game. They came out
Speaker 1: with it. So the little bird, Yeah, I know the bird.
Speaker 1: I don't get polyostring cheese. I don't either. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't need string cheese. I do love. I'm also
Speaker 1: a string cheese biter, which everyone gets angry. Gandhi is
Speaker 1: also no, there's no reason to string it make a mess.
Speaker 1: Just bite it. It's not a mess. It is. It
Speaker 1: feels like it lasts long, like hair. What if they're
Speaker 1: thin enough? It's like hair. Ugh, it's like hair in
Speaker 1: your mouth. What are you gross? Well, the strings are
Speaker 1: The strings are hair like and eat hair. You get
Speaker 1: hair in your mouth. Sometimes you don't want it, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's like do you know overbreak? One of my friends
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I have glass in my foot. I
Speaker 1: have glass in my foot. Turns out a piece of
Speaker 1: hair embedded itself in the bottom of his foot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a splinter. I never heard of this. Sure, you
Speaker 1: step on it, just right, hew, Its just that's it's hair.
Speaker 1: Hey man. The body is weird and wild. It is
Speaker 1: just like I have one weird little hair that grows
Speaker 1: out of my ear right here in the outer part.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: part of my I feel right here. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm pulling on Holy hell. I gotta shave that. It's
Speaker 1: one piece stupid body. It does dumb things, especially when
Speaker 1: you get older. Yeah, you'll see, I guess, so you'll
Speaker 1: see I guess. So, yeah, I got a peloton for Christmas.
Speaker 1: I'm up. Go ahead. What's that that means? Means my
Speaker 1: daughter left school? Oh? Why she leaves school? It's eleven o'clock. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's coming home for lunch. That's a thing she has
Speaker 1: off campus. Yeah, off campus. Yeah, so she just comes
Speaker 1: home and then goes back to school in her lunch period.
Speaker 1: Does she drive? Yes, she drives home then goes back
Speaker 1: to school. Yes, that's crazy. Why aren't a lot of
Speaker 1: schools like that? No, when I was in school, we
Speaker 1: had it all four years, ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth grade.
Speaker 1: Now I think it's only eleventh and twelfth. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: go back to school. Let me tell you something in
Speaker 1: my junior and senior. By the way, we've been all
Speaker 1: over the place right here. Try to remember what you
Speaker 1: started talking about so we can come back to it.
Speaker 1: I don't know something about you getting an infinity tattoo
Speaker 1: with ease what attached? That was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: It would be like I can't with that. Anyway you
Speaker 1: you talking, I'm gonna show you what I was thinking. Okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: show me what the dream said. Well, I don't remember
Speaker 1: exactly the dream. In junior and senior year, I had
Speaker 1: lunch and another period, so I would just leave at
Speaker 1: like one, and you weren't supposed to say you were
Speaker 1: supposed to sign out and get like a permission slip.
Speaker 1: I just left. I said, I hate this place, so
Speaker 1: I'm just leaving. And I did that quite frequently. That's
Speaker 1: not really good, but it was kind of like that
Speaker 1: where the E is shared between the two, where you're
Speaker 1: going no, no, no, what no, But it's gonna be cool.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be cool. No shot, hold up, let me
Speaker 1: get that. No, it's gonna be like designed. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be like designed. It's not gonna be like straight.
Speaker 2: Wha what what what are you thinking?
Speaker 1: What? You cannot get this? But I dreamt about it dream.
Speaker 1: It came in a dream. It came in a dream.
Speaker 1: Stop what no, not, that's not it. That's not even
Speaker 1: that's not good though, I want like the E connects.
Speaker 1: What's the problem, think, Ashley. I just want you to
Speaker 1: know you are brilliant. I don't care. I gotta give
Speaker 1: her her credit on this one. That I'm dead. That's wow.
Speaker 1: Why isn't it an honor if you ever came to
Speaker 1: me with that? Andrew is in the same spot too,
Speaker 1: Can you do actually letters? It is the same amount.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna make a really big on this
Speaker 1: stud Oh wait A N d R E w y
Speaker 1: l E. You see how dumb it is when you're
Speaker 1: reading this out e R A N d R. I'll
Speaker 1: get that on me. That's beautiful. Yeah wow, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I'd be honored. Scott right here too, right yeah, right here.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can get some more people's with names with
Speaker 1: a second to last letter. I'm just telling you from now.
Speaker 1: If you ever walk in one day and first of all,
Speaker 1: Lindsay's out there, I'll do it. If you got a tattoo,
Speaker 1: I are a know, you'd come in with ice packs
Speaker 1: wrapped around. You'd be like, yeah, I can't Yeah the ink,
Speaker 1: they said it happened to me. I think I have
Speaker 1: a disease from the ink. I don't know. I got
Speaker 1: gang green. I can't really move my arm right now.
Speaker 1: Just got this, got this new ink? You would so
Speaker 1: call it ink too. I'd be on the cover of
Speaker 1: magazines in I can't please, never get that ever a
Speaker 1: Dane in your life. But I want it so bad.
Speaker 1: Let's keep that one. Let's keep that one in the
Speaker 1: ballt how about it different, something else special, Let's make
Speaker 1: it a memory. I want to I do want to
Speaker 1: get something. What should I get? What? Let's but I
Speaker 1: want something that's meaning. If you get a bowl and
Speaker 1: a spoon. No, no, why don't we? Cooper says that,
Speaker 1: please don't know what? I hate that? No, baby, No, no, no, sweetie.
Speaker 1: Is that from TikTok or something? I don't know because
Speaker 1: I don't have TikTok though, But let's just keep certain
Speaker 1: things special, man, shake it up, Banana like I I
Speaker 1: want something that has meaning? No, why I could? I
Speaker 1: can't get a tattoo, Scott. No, not because you think
Speaker 1: it's painful for me, but just I would look stupid, Yes, Scott, really,
Speaker 1: you would regret it instantly. This is me talking you
Speaker 1: off your midlife crisis. Ledge back up with me. Let's
Speaker 1: let's not let's just not cool. No, because I still
Speaker 1: want to get something. Little. I'm just gonna laugh at
Speaker 1: you no matter what you get. Why, because Scott, you're
Speaker 1: gonna call it ink?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I would never. I just know you would maybe tat you,
Speaker 1: and then you'd kick your skateboard and miss it and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, excuse me, you wear a backwards hat.
Speaker 1: I can't please please promise me. I'm not promising because
Speaker 1: I want to get something by the end of this year.
Speaker 1: If you have a tattoo, yeah, you won't. All our
Speaker 1: tattooed listeners are like, yeah, because they can pull it off.
Speaker 1: You can't. Oh chol she made it home. Oh that's cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nice to make sure my kids are okay. You know
Speaker 1: it's very important to me. Yeah, I get it, well
Speaker 1: for sure. What are we doing? Oh, we don't have it?
Speaker 1: What are you trying to listen to? Tattoo all the
Speaker 1: things she said? Yeah, it's t a t u. I know.
Speaker 1: That's why I put in we don't have it t
Speaker 1: a t u. No, No, it's t dot A dot
Speaker 1: T dot u. Oh I don't think you can do dots.
Speaker 1: Just do all the things she said there it is.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is one of my favorite songs of
Speaker 1: all time. Really this, I love this song.
Speaker 3: I had the album two hundred Kilometers in the Wrong Way.
Speaker 1: Wow. That is a forgotten class again. It truly is.
Speaker 1: People don't realize that it's they played it. Did you see? No?
Speaker 1: You definitely didn't. Why no, what's that mean? Okay? Yep?
Speaker 1: So if you saw the movie and Nora she's a stripper,
Speaker 1: Oh I have to see it? Wait, hold on, pause, Hello,
Speaker 1: this is a scotty one. See that's the sign right there.
Speaker 1: Tattoo that's so old. Oh my god, two thousand and
Speaker 1: three that from cut the end off and put and
Speaker 1: maybe do like an AI machine to make it say.
Speaker 1: And you're listening to ball chet, maybe hello, this is
Speaker 1: this is tattoo? Do you know? It turns out that
Speaker 1: they weren't actually lovers. It was all in act. Really yeah. Well, also,
Speaker 1: Million Vanilli weren't actually singers, you know, so that's very
Speaker 1: different from what I'm talking about, because they actually sang. No,
Speaker 1: they didn't. Yeah, they just pretended that they were lesbians,
Speaker 1: but they were not. Yeah, wasn't there another group like
Speaker 1: that also Lost Ketchup? No, Last Ketchup did not pretend
Speaker 1: they were lesbian. They didn't saying the Ketchup song. That's right,
Speaker 1: who smiles in South Star? What is that? I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell you what this is a smile and it is
Speaker 1: your boy south Star. Now we up in the spot
Speaker 1: chilling with Scottie B. Yeah yeah, Rubens stuttered. These are great.
Speaker 1: These are all so old. I feel like we did
Speaker 1: this once before. But some of these are Bubba Sparks.
Speaker 1: You have Clay Oh wait, that's when we played on
Speaker 1: the show because it was so outlandish. This is Bubba
Speaker 1: Sparks kicking it with my dollar Scottie B and we
Speaker 1: right here Z one hundred. Indeed, I'm just dog bro.
Speaker 1: You know it's hysterical. The kid Larroy tries to sound
Speaker 1: like that, but he's from Australia. Yes, yes, yes, hey yo,
Speaker 1: what is the kid Lroy? You're listening to Scotty Bee
Speaker 1: on Z one hundred. Oh genuine, my pony, Wow, that's old. Ye,
Speaker 1: this is genuine with Scottie B. Yeah, joule, you know
Speaker 1: it's with an I, not an E. I didn't put
Speaker 1: it in there, Okay, Joe rule, that's cool, ye with
Speaker 1: the Dale is Jo rule? With Scotty that's so super cool.
Speaker 1: I sat next to him on a plane. Really and
Speaker 1: when you find the fest, no it's not fire firefest.
Speaker 1: I sat next him on a plane. He ordered the
Speaker 1: stinkiest of stanky sandwiches and I knew it was him,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to say anything. And then I
Speaker 1: sat next to him and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm sitting next to jaw Rule. He
Speaker 1: ate the stankiest quiz no sub it was tuna, It
Speaker 1: had nasty jo. Why would you do that? Awful? And
Speaker 1: he proceeded to pass out for the rest of the
Speaker 1: two hour flight and snored so loud, like I'm talking,
Speaker 1: like if you're in the bathroom, you're hearing, Like, how
Speaker 1: are you sitting next to jaw Rule? I was flying
Speaker 1: back from Miami after Elvis's book tour and I did
Speaker 1: get a first class seat. Let's fine, you deserve it. It
Speaker 1: was great. And yeah, he sat next to me. I
Speaker 1: don't know where because that was post Firefest. So tell
Speaker 1: you what, let's take a break. We'll come back and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play some dead celebrities right after this. Dum
Speaker 1: du dun, dunt du dun. I feel we shouldn't and
Speaker 1: we're back. That's twenty three. What's Wayne wonder? What did
Speaker 1: he sing? I don't remember how the song was. Though
Speaker 1: he didn't win American Idol, No, definitely not okay, So
Speaker 1: one of these is dead. Hey, what's up? This is TLC.
Speaker 1: That's right, we're hanging out with our boy, Scottie b.
Speaker 1: That's right, old Z one hundred. But I don't know
Speaker 1: if that was all three of them though, Chili and
Speaker 1: tea boys, because yeah, but there was two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: She was still alive now left eye was dead already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she died, I think in really, I think she died early,
Speaker 1: like before Leah. No, no, no, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: believe that. I don't think so, I'm gonna check. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if any other of these
Speaker 1: people are dead TLC. I mean, Sev might be dead.
Speaker 1: Maybe Sarah is dead. I don't know. Yeah, April twenty fifth,
Speaker 1: all of what year? Two thousand and two? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: hold on, let's see what day they was put in
Speaker 1: TLC eleven eighteen. Why she was dead already? That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Why were they doing a tour after she just died?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's so weird, Sarai. She had one
Speaker 1: song for like a half a second. This one's funny.
Speaker 1: What up? But she girl Sarah with my favorite jew,
Speaker 1: Scottie Bee on Z one hundred. I don't know. Why
Speaker 1: she said that. But you know, I'm probably the only
Speaker 1: one she knew. I've never heard of Sarai. Yeah what
Speaker 1: did she sing? She did a remake of something. It
Speaker 1: was good. It was a good song, though, sev can't
Speaker 1: wait one minute more, I can't wait one minute more? Okay, yeah, great,
Speaker 1: it was a good song, which I remember dream Natural.
Speaker 1: These are these are fun? I loved dream fanny Pack.
Speaker 1: Oh they they sang that one song. Hi, this is
Speaker 1: fanny Pack with Scottie Bee on zero one hundred. Yes,
Speaker 1: and Z one hundred was the only place that played
Speaker 1: that song. What's dildo oddo? This is why we had
Speaker 1: to take that back. Also, yeah, they sang that song
Speaker 1: you have a frontal wage the camel toe. Oh they
Speaker 1: were camel toe. Wow. Most people have no idea who
Speaker 1: it is. That's right. Yeah, Hi, this has died. I
Speaker 1: was Scotty Bee. I love how it said like that,
Speaker 1: Scotty Scotty, that's my favorite. This is boring for people,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Uh anyway, so there's actually some big one. Look,
Speaker 1: there's Beyonce said my name, hold on, hey is Beyonce
Speaker 1: with Scottie b on Z one hundred. Wow, that's old.
Speaker 1: That the kittle Roy that's old. Well, that's probably the
Speaker 1: big I would say Blue can't trolle. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: say that's probably the biggest celebrity. Right, I'm Blue cantrout
Speaker 1: with Scottie b on Z one. That is not how
Speaker 1: I thought you would say. Beyonce is death. Let this
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilar, But I would say that Beyonce jay Z too.
Speaker 1: I have two Christina Aguilars and you have two jay Z's.
Speaker 1: I got jay Z? Wow? What up this jay Z
Speaker 1: with Scottie b on Z one hundred. That's so cool
Speaker 1: in two thousand and two, Jennifer love hewittt. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I think Beyonce and jay Z they're married. They are? Yeah? Wow,
Speaker 1: I got the power couple saying my name. You think
Speaker 1: they like sit at dinner and are like, do you
Speaker 1: remember when we read for that that liner for Scotti
Speaker 1: b who I wonder how he's doing. We'd never do
Speaker 1: that today. Yeah. Lenny Kravitz, this is Lenny Kravitz hanging
Speaker 1: out with Scotti Bee on Z one hundred. He was
Speaker 1: not hanging out with me. I'm just letting you know
Speaker 1: that he absolutely was not hanging out of me. Sean
Speaker 1: Paul he stoned yo, yo, evanting is good. I don't
Speaker 1: know what chint in my tail with Scott to me,
Speaker 1: this is Sean p on the Z one on Jane
Speaker 1: to see what he did that I did? That was smart,
Speaker 1: That was cool. That was kind of that was so cool. Anyways,
Speaker 1: fresh fresh to death justin Timberlake, that's huge. I don't
Speaker 1: remember these. Hey, what's up? This is justin Timberlake with
Speaker 1: Scotti Bee on Z one hundred Can you just play
Speaker 1: that as a re entry one day on Z one
Speaker 1: hundred eight, No, because they'd be like, what, Kalise, my
Speaker 1: milkshake brings all the boys to the song? Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: what's that? This is Kalise. That's cool, all right, I
Speaker 1: don't know of that. I'm sorry, that's boring. That was fine.
Speaker 1: I wish there was Andrew Ones. Yeah, yeah, except my name.
Speaker 1: I feel like, isn't fun to say Andrew? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: Scotty Bee is fun? Nah, it's like quick you know
Speaker 1: where I got that name. I don't like it, to
Speaker 1: be quite honest with you, I think it sounds very childish. Well,
Speaker 1: that was like how I hated being called Andy and
Speaker 1: then just I gave and everybody said it so yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I what I ever since I was a
Speaker 1: little little kid, the crazy neighbors down the block for
Speaker 1: me whose kid was riding on top of the Cadillac
Speaker 1: when my parents moved in, and like here we go
Speaker 1: in the late seventies, okay, and they still live there.
Speaker 1: But so the mom, when I was like maybe two
Speaker 1: years old, called me Scotty Bee for the first time,
Speaker 1: and it just kind of stuck, and that's what she
Speaker 1: always called me, and just I kind of went with it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think it's I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it sounds stupid. Although I
Speaker 1: did have the license plate Scotty Bee in nineteen ninety four,
Speaker 1: not surprised on my blazer. I can't with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like, what would you have been otherwise Scott?
Speaker 1: I would have been Scott's something, you know. Honestly, it
Speaker 1: sounds like you'd be a newscast. I would be like
Speaker 1: Scott Lightning or something of that. Scott Thunder. Hey, you're
Speaker 1: listening to Scott Lightning, No thunder, one thunder. Hey, you're
Speaker 1: listening to Scott Thunder. Yeah, one hundred right, Scott Storm.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to do an intro liner for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I want a different name, but I want like
Speaker 1: Scott something else. Look got Look I'm just showing Andrew
Speaker 1: this picture. But look there's my my truck and there's
Speaker 1: my license plate. That's so cool. It also was good
Speaker 1: because it was one time when I was going he
Speaker 1: would totally get a tattoo. That guy would one hundred
Speaker 1: percent drive his blazer around, windows down, put some milesone it.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. I was going, I guess what this
Speaker 1: is my tattoo. This's my ink to the Waterloo Music
Speaker 1: Festival in Jersey. I was in high school still, I
Speaker 1: was probably seventeen, and I was driving that truck and
Speaker 1: there was so much traffic. I had a pee so
Speaker 1: bad it was like going to freaking Woodstock. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize it was that bad. I took some girl with me,
Speaker 1: Jody her name was, and I had to pee really
Speaker 1: really bad. So I was riding on the shoulder so
Speaker 1: I can get off, so I can go to the
Speaker 1: Wendy's to go to the bathroom. Yeah, and it just
Speaker 1: stopped it and all of a sudden, I hear, whoop, whoop,
Speaker 1: Scottie b get off the road and with the cop
Speaker 1: behind me, like, stupid license plate. That's why you don't
Speaker 1: ever have license plates with your name on it. I
Speaker 1: mean it seems obvious. Yeah, just like getting a tattoo
Speaker 1: that has Ashley and Cooper connected by the E. It
Speaker 1: seems like a terrible idea. Yeah, but that's their names.
Speaker 1: And I cherished that forever in your heart. No on
Speaker 1: my arm, not on your skin. Why then you also
Speaker 1: couldn't get buried. No, it's not like that anymore. Some
Speaker 1: rabbi said it's fine. Which one it was in the newspaper,
Speaker 1: Rabbi Gelman, Oh real, I'm serious. He does the call
Speaker 1: him in Newsday and someone wrote in and said, my
Speaker 1: grandma said I can't get buried. He's like, nope, that's
Speaker 1: old school thinking. You're fine. Yeah, it's fine, but hold on,
Speaker 1: lock the gates. He has ink. Hey, it's I knew
Speaker 1: you would call it ink. I knew it. I knew
Speaker 1: it locked the gates of the Best Day cemetery, that
Speaker 1: you would never call it that. This is why I
Speaker 1: didn't call it that. It was the guy that wouldn't
Speaker 1: let me in. I cannot let it do this. You
Speaker 1: will embarrass yourself. Please, it's going to be a deeper
Speaker 1: conversation because I want to do it. Oh god, it
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be any deeper, doesn't need to be
Speaker 1: skin deep. Very good. All right, shall we go? I
Speaker 1: think so thirty minutes enough. When are we posting this
Speaker 1: like today? Yeah? Well we should ride home. I will
Speaker 1: listen to it on the right and then I have
Speaker 1: to I don't have bluetooth in the car that I'm
Speaker 1: in now driving some old Yeah, people are really upset
Speaker 1: with that. Okay, so it's just you know, death, all
Speaker 1: that stuff. I hear you. Yeah, I know, you know.
Speaker 1: The graving period's over. Oka. Did she have any tattoos?
Speaker 1: She did not. My Nona would never get a tattoo. Okay,
Speaker 1: not a meatball on her butt cheek. No, she would
Speaker 1: never get a meatball on her butt cheek. I'm sorry, didn't.
Speaker 1: Wasn't I wasn't. I really really like not that. This
Speaker 1: is my other grandma. I was gonna say I said
Speaker 1: something really stupid when your other grandma died too. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm bad with death. I don't do death. Well,
Speaker 1: I really don't either. We're fine. You laugh at fun
Speaker 1: did you laugh at her funeral? There was one thing
Speaker 1: that made me chuckle, but I couldn't no. But there see,
Speaker 1: there's a difference between just uncomfortable laughter because you don't
Speaker 1: know what to do, and somebody telling a funny story
Speaker 1: about grandma and like that time when Grandma's boobs dragged
Speaker 1: the ground. That and then people just go. And then
Speaker 1: if anybody came to my Nona's wake and said, oh,
Speaker 1: her boobs dragged on the ground, I'd say, please leave,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I was talking about my grandma.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget that. It was like, it's just it's
Speaker 1: seared into my memory. I just can't ever. I was
Speaker 1: a young kid walking by her room and in the
Speaker 1: mirror I saw her bending over picking something up. What
Speaker 1: is happening right now? Thank god we took down the farmland.
Speaker 1: You just said, why would you say that? Thank God
Speaker 1: we did. But I just I'll never forget it. It's
Speaker 1: just burned into my memory and I wish I never
Speaker 1: saw it. That happened. That's happened. You can't expunge that
Speaker 1: from your brain. No. You know what you see things,
Speaker 1: you see them. That's why people are traumatic. Like you
Speaker 1: see accidents and stuff and it's very traumatic. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I can't be an emt. I want to be desperately,
Speaker 1: but I can't roll up on the broken open skull.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't see it, can't because I'll never
Speaker 1: forget it and I'll have nightmares forever. Sometimes you just
Speaker 1: say very funny, out of place words. But for example,
Speaker 1: I can't roll up. What are you rolling up in
Speaker 1: the ambulance? You're gonna roll up in the ambulance? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how else would you say? Pull up? Yeah? I was
Speaker 1: speed up. No, you're not speeding up to an accident.
Speaker 1: In the country songs, I say roll up lot, I'm
Speaker 1: sure they do. Yeah, that's why you need to get
Speaker 1: just a piece of like what is that the straw?
Speaker 1: You just start chewing it while we're doing these. I
Speaker 1: did get me some hand me down land, you know,
Speaker 1: hand me down land. Yeah, you know, so it's very
Speaker 1: Land is very important. Okay, Yeah, dirt. You gotta buy dirt,
Speaker 1: you know, it's what everything you're saying it's killing me inside.
Speaker 1: Why it's nothing you're saying me. I'm not selling this
Speaker 1: old farm for you to develop something. This is my dirt. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what They're just gonna take the land from you
Speaker 1: because some oil Barreon's just gonna be like, hey, we
Speaker 1: want the land. He got passed out from my grandpappy.
Speaker 1: That's right, you have a grandpappy. Now listen, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to this episode.
Speaker 2: You've gotta go down to a smarm taking dog out
Speaker 2: let run on the land. So we'll see we'll see
Speaker 2: this little sprinkle toes on the phone farm out there
Speaker 2: in a small town. Yeah, my night is Eison Alden,
Speaker 2: and I actually grew up in town with over five
Speaker 2: hundred thousand people.
Speaker 1: My daddy and my mommy were very rich, but I
Speaker 1: pretend like I'm a small town people to scam you. Well,
Speaker 1: thanks so much for covering the bowl chat. Appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1: Until we see you next time. We brand new serial
Speaker 1: Killers on Monday. Make sure you check that out where
Speaker 1: we mentioned the tattoo story. Yeah, so sorry, it's all
Speaker 1: backwards and discombobulated. Until we see you again. Say clean, Andrew,
Speaker 1: clink clank, sorry, ew, this is yeah, okay, sorry.
Speaker 2: I got a little miro I got from chewing tobaccoon.
Speaker 1: I got a new food