WEBVTT - Ima Bouta CrashOut

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about a crash out. One more thing, I'm strong

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<v Speaker 1>and getty.

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<v Speaker 2>One more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Get to some of my son's teenager slang coming up

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<v Speaker 1>in a minute. The first came across this on the

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter machine last night. I wish I knew who this

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<v Speaker 1>guy was. It was retweeted by somebody and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out. Some young black comedian. The fact that

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<v Speaker 1>he's a young black guy makes it better because the

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<v Speaker 1>Sopranos went off the air twenty years ago. Longer, when

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<v Speaker 1>did the Sprans go off?

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<v Speaker 3>There?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bad at this sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie's going to look it up for real quick. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a long time since the Sprint has one

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<v Speaker 1>in our hearts? Eh does mine went.

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<v Speaker 3>Off the air in two thousand and seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, a long time ago, but anyway, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>young black comedian guy who does a good Tony Soprano impersonation.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's on some interview show and this is what sounded.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what's your best impersonation?

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<v Speaker 3>You your favorite?

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<v Speaker 4>Anything that's new, feels like a new child. Uh but

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<v Speaker 4>I love Tony Soprano because one it's a white guy

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<v Speaker 4>Italian and nobody expects you to do that. Uh, ask

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<v Speaker 4>me a question, Tony, what did you do with the body?

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<v Speaker 5>Does the matter what I did with the fucking body?

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<v Speaker 5>All the guys's gonna fucking marry show. What's your question for?

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<v Speaker 5>They know the fucking position. I'm for the king in

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<v Speaker 5>I run a fucking under bush. I'm go doing a

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<v Speaker 5>Johnny fucking shack buried behind the fuckingout a bigger doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>It goes with the Oh my god, I'm watching your

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<v Speaker 3>mouth when you do it.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that the key?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, like I said, notes, Tony is Tony is Ish,

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<v Speaker 4>talk about my sister Jandish uncle Jo Johnny fucking Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>So then you gotta have that metal of a we

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<v Speaker 4>go down on audio shudios audio fucking bookish.

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<v Speaker 5>He's not the matter guy, But to go fuck a gravy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a different language, you just yeah, that's literally a

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<v Speaker 2>different language.

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<v Speaker 1>So that entertaining. Well, Yeah, what's this guy's names? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you familiar with his work?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually met him in San Francisco. Yeah, okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>That Wow, shout out a. That's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a good Tony sotto. Oh my gosh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 3>So, my son, I'm not sure he needed the sailor

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<v Speaker 3>talk in there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just if you're gonna do a tony soprano impersonation,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he kind of do. Uh. So my son

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<v Speaker 1>says things occasionally that like I don't know what he means,

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<v Speaker 1>or he says it in a weird way, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I find out it's part of the whole high school

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<v Speaker 1>slang thing. And he's a cool guy with cool friends,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's he's using the lingo. Like he he started saying,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to bee, I'm about to bee. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you what are you saying? You mean you're about to be?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to be. And then I was around some

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<v Speaker 1>of his friends and they all say, I'm a I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to be. So it's just it's a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But it is it. I'm about to be shortened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm about to be hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>When are we going to eat?

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like he's like he lives in New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I don't know what that is, but uh and

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<v Speaker 1>then crash out, which I used to be go to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep or take a nap or whatever, but now it's

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to lose your s So, like I was

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<v Speaker 1>getting upset about something the other day trying to fix

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<v Speaker 1>his little motorcycle and having troubles, and he said, you're

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<v Speaker 1>about to crash out. I can tell you're about to

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<v Speaker 1>crash out. And I said what and he said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, lose it. Oh that means lose it now.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, just to just to up that for you

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<v Speaker 1>in case you want to reuse your crash out lingo

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<v Speaker 1>around younger people. But this is the one that I

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<v Speaker 1>that is the newest one. I'm very confused by. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know the origin of I guess there's a song,

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<v Speaker 1>but it starts the song is because it how I

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<v Speaker 1>use it in a sentence, say something about the debate

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 2>A statement about the debate tomorrow could be decisive in

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<v Speaker 2>the election.

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<v Speaker 1>Type shit hardly. Type shit basically means you're right, or

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, or you know true at or word is.

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<v Speaker 2>It like bring the hate or or like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but he said everybody says it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>But it became a song after I think he said anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like he said, like, you know, a guy

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<v Speaker 1>in front of you whisper back, and this math test

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<v Speaker 1>is hard, and you'd say, type shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know that's what bothers me so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually it's got something I latch onto as it's making

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of sense.

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<v Speaker 2>But I would guess it's it's akin to saying preach

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<v Speaker 2>or word. Yeah, okay, you're typing the I'm not using

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<v Speaker 2>again the sailor talk. It don't approve, but I'm too

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<v Speaker 2>talented to work blue. I just I blame the Internet,

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<v Speaker 2>and well you but you're talking about your own family.

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<v Speaker 1>But I blame the Internet.

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<v Speaker 2>I blame the Internet for the fact that I ever

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<v Speaker 2>have to hear any teen slang whatsoever, because given you

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<v Speaker 2>know where I am in my life and everything, I

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<v Speaker 2>would be at the glorious, glorious part of my life

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<v Speaker 2>where I never had to hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll use crash out the way young people use it now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll probably do that, but I'm not going to say

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<v Speaker 1>type shit about anything. Probably why would you? So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, so he knows what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Your own lingo. It's sad. What are you like?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm going to coach swear.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to start shopping? Isn't it wet seal now?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I'm going to that still exists?

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<v Speaker 1>I can do that. So if I'm over the coat switch, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people around my age year older, I crash out of me. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I take a nap. If I'm around the younger crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if this light doesn't turn green, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>crash out.

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<v Speaker 2>Katie, we're both gagging.

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<v Speaker 3>What Joe said earlier, I blame the internet and.

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<v Speaker 1>You anyway type ship?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh just please, that's not good. Catch me off on

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<v Speaker 3>how about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? There you go, There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>At least I understand your queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack. There's your leader.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's your queen