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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: I will be shotgunning white Claws on the West Side

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Speaker 1: with Bazer, just about ten miles west of Nashville. Eddie

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Speaker 1: over to you. Hey, what's up everyone. I'm Eddie and

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Speaker 1: I know the least about the sports. But I'm your

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Speaker 1: that survive, like Shark attacks their survivors, people they go

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Speaker 1: on the CBS TV show called Survivor their Survivors. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's a hey, what a what a big awesome club

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Speaker 1: Coach Ray, We we never really I never really talked

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Speaker 1: Robin cass is her name. We never talked about this,

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Speaker 1: but but I just wanted to get your opinion, coach,

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Speaker 1: But just like that, a casting director tells you, no,

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Speaker 1: you want to know my new goal? So well, I

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Speaker 1: What would you pitch into some of these Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: blur you out, like your entire lower half. No, Richard

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Speaker 1: Hatch was naked the whole first season and he won.

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Speaker 1: Right now, you're talking what No, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: this being on Naked and Afraid? Hey, how's it going,

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Speaker 1: This is survivor azing. We're saying amazing race. Oh my bad, boys, Coach.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jeff Probes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm the first

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Speaker 1: I have this medical condition that why do you guys

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Speaker 1: So let's let's read. Let's rerack that statement up. Coach,

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Speaker 1: is I'm gonna and I'm gonna need you to help

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Speaker 1: And don't you think that that's not that's exactly gonna

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Speaker 1: Right now? Survivor got taken off the fall line up.

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to out talk me to the jury?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I got the gift of gab well. And

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Speaker 1: he became an internet sensation, got on Bachelor in Paradise,

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00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars, made a little career out of it.

421
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 1: But I survivor the real The way you don't go

422
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 1: home first is you don't go there and start ordering

423
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,919
Speaker 1: people around. You need to do this. You need to

424
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 1: do that every season. I don't know what people don't

425
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 1: watch the show or what, but you get on the

426
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 1: island and you start barking orders like you're the head hauncho,

427
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,919
Speaker 1: and everybody gets annoyed with you real quick and they

428
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 1: vote you off first. Shut up, don't tell me what

429
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 1: to do. You what are you gonna tell me what

430
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 1: to do? Who are you? Some little millennial whipper snapper?

431
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 1: Get out of here, bro, dude, I can already see

432
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 1: it the writings on the wall. I think you guys

433
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 1: are focusing on the wrong thing. I think I think

434
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: you guys have to let your dreams go right. You

435
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 1: just gotta big brother, bro, coach Bro. I'm fine with

436
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 1: getting out of the paint, bro and just letting me score.

437
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 1: Don't try and set a screen, bro, Why why do

438
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 1: you want us to give up our jeams? Bro? Like

439
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 1: we gotta dream big, No, no, no, I'm saying, just

440
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 1: shifted it to something else. I think that we should

441
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: be on the floor as Lava. I think us three coach, listen,

442
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 1: it's in l A. I think you know we're gonna

443
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 1: be gone max two days to shoot travel whatever we're not.

444
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 1: We don't want to be gone for months at a

445
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,120
Speaker 1: time shooting a season, coach, and we can get our prize.

446
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,439
Speaker 1: I think we can do it. We are what are

447
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 1: we gonna get fifty? Since each like somebody at the supermarket, Hey,

448
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: were you on the floor's Lava? No no, no, I

449
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 1: mean you don't even sound like a badass. I'm like, no, no, no,

450
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 1: you got the wrong rung. Dude, that's so embarrassing. I

451
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 1: don't say that to me. I was like, it's like

452
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 1: somebody like I don't know, if you've ever watched some

453
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 1: of the if you go to the Game Channel network

454
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: or whatever game show network, they have some of the

455
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 1: most random as game shows that I'm and I'm like,

456
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,919
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even want to be on that. You know what,

457
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: I've been watching a lot more. Oh, please tell me

458
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 1: Shark Tank. It's amazing. I been listen, guys, I've been

459
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: on that show since the beginning when it wasn't. No,

460
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: I watched it from the beginning, like and I I've

461
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 1: been trying to preach to everyone how great Shark Tank

462
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: is and everybody now I don't know. And Shark Tank

463
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: would move nights because it was so close to getting canceled,

464
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, America falls in love

465
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: with it. And that's why when I go watch the

466
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: reruns on like CNBC, I've seen every damn episode. Yeah,

467
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: I've seen them a lot of them as well, but

468
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 1: I always just have the same feeling after the episode.

469
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 1: I should have thought of that, And I said everyone

470
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: every at the end of everyone, me and my fiance

471
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: look at each other. Why did we not think of that?

472
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: So the show actually kind of frustrates me, but I

473
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: get it. But it does tell you, hey, your one

474
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: idea away from being a millionaire. It's it. It's one idea. Well,

475
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: but but you got to think, guys, I mean that

476
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: this is the These are the finalists that make it.

477
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the hundreds of people that come in

478
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: where they're a little with their presentations or whatever, and

479
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: then the producers are like, okay, now, thank you, We're good. No,

480
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 1: thank you we're good because everyone that comes in that

481
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: show gets a deal, right coach, No, No, there it's

482
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 1: one or two in a in a show. But they

483
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: turned out at I don't know the last the last

484
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,120
Speaker 1: ones I've watched every single person. It could it could

485
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: be a bad deal, like it could be like I

486
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 1: want of your company for five but but they're usually

487
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: for the most part, everyone gets a deal. The one

488
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: I hate in a bad way or I love in

489
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: a bad way in a wrong way. When people get

490
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: on there and they have just they've dumped so much

491
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: money into it, and the sharks are all like, you've

492
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 1: spent how much? And he's like, yeah, so I had

493
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: two have already spent on it, and you're you yourself

494
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: are like that's a terrible idea. All the sharks are

495
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 1: like that's a terrible idea. You're like, oh my gosh,

496
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: that guy just dumped his whole life savings, his his career.

497
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: And basically all the experts in those fields right now

498
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: are saying, yeah, that was pretty much a waste of money.

499
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: I've seen those, and those are almost as good as

500
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: the good problem. Let me tell you there was one,

501
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: and it is the most cringe worthy thing in the world.

502
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: It was like this guy with a broom in a dustpan,

503
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: and I don't know if the dustpan invent in the dustpan. No, no, gosh,

504
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 1: let me. I gotta look up the name of the

505
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: product because it was so I mean, they all loved

506
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: his product, loved it. But this dude had had spent

507
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: so much money because he kept screwing up this and

508
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 1: the orders and all this, and they were just like

509
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: the nightmare just kept getting worse and worse, and they

510
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: all just kept going. And Kevin said, you just need

511
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: to take this out back and shoot it like the

512
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: dead dog that it is, like, it's unbelievable, but you

513
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: are just not a salesman, like you gotta hire. And

514
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: he was like, no, I just love it. I don't

515
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: think I need to hire a salesman. I'm just so

516
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: passionate about it. And they're like, you are terrible at

517
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: I mean, he was up there dripping sweat and when

518
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: he would get nervous, when he would get nervous, he

519
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: would just start sweeping. He would start sweep bringing the floor.

520
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: It was so awful, like it is so cringe worthy.

521
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:16,239
Speaker 1: And I wanted to buy one of his products just

522
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: because I felt so bad for this dude, and I'm

523
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: you guys, talk a minute, and I'm gonna look up

524
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: this guy's name. This one lady. I don't think she

525
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: got a deal on any of them, but to me,

526
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: it was a great idea. So you know, when you

527
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: go to cities and you guys have kids, you don't

528
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: always want to take the play escape, you don't want

529
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: to take the little buggy, you don't want to take

530
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: all the different accessories you gotta take for a kid.

531
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: So you would go to cities back when you should

532
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: be able to travel, and then you would just go

533
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: to a center and that's where you would get the

534
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,239
Speaker 1: stuff and you'd rent it. So it's almost like, so

535
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: you got the verbo when you go to a different city, Well,

536
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: you also need the stuff for the kids, so you

537
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: could verbo out stuff for your kids, which was an

538
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: original idea. She just hadn't grown it as much, so

539
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: I don't think she got enough deals. But I was like,

540
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: that's actually a really great idea. Everybody has kids, everybody

541
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: deal with that, so that's really what you're trying to

542
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: look for. It is called the wisp broom. I mean it,

543
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. He was looking for five hundred thousand

544
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: for ten percent of his company. So what are you

545
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: on the website now? No? I found it on USA

546
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: today dot com. Okay, so, so his business hasn't taken off.

547
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: That looks like a great broom though it's he has

548
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: three point three million in sales. When he went on

549
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: the shark tank that he had lost in the last year,

550
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: he lost six hundred thousand dollars. Woww No, No, here's

551
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: a crazy part. This dude had invested a total of

552
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: two point one million dollars into the WISP broom and

553
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: in total, in six years he had made fifty thou

554
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: dollars in profit. So he bought a bunch of them

555
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: and then just never sold them. Dude, But at least

556
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: he's got a place that's all dusted and the floors

557
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: are clean. I saw one that was pretty interesting the

558
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: way it turned out. It was like, um, it was

559
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: it was fake chicken. It was it wasn't real chicken,

560
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: but they made a food. You might have seen this

561
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: lunch where is it. It's a couple of guys a

562
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: girl and then make a non chicken. But it looks

563
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: and it tastes even better than like fried chicken like

564
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: chicken strips, and so they had like a whole menu

565
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: and and and I think only Mark liked it out

566
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: of everyone, and he offered to buy it for a

567
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: million dollars to just buy it. In general didn't want

568
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,719
Speaker 1: to partner with him because he didn't think they were

569
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: good business people, but he loved the product, and they

570
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: turned it down. They turned down the million because they

571
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: felt like, well, if you're just gonna give us a million,

572
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: you think it's great, we can do it ourselves. So

573
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: they declined it, and all the Sharks were like, you

574
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: guys are idiots. You guys are idiots for not taking

575
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: a million dollars because that would just put them out

576
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: of their misery. You get a mill, right, and they

577
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: think they're going to go out and make more money.

578
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: It's basically like starting your company and then selling it

579
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: immediately to someone, you know, which is a good deal.

580
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: But they in their minds felt like, well, if Marx

581
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: willing to give us a million, then all we gotta

582
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: do is put a little bit of work into this

583
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get We're gonna get, you know, hundreds

584
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: of millions. So this is a for sure. Though the

585
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: Whisp broom line. Yes this audio, I think, oh my god,

586
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: please play it. Getting tired of the traditional way of

587
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: sweeping and bending with a dust pan, meet the Whisp,

588
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: the world's first broom designed to be used in a

589
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: one handed ergonomic pulling motion to make cleaning faster, easier,

590
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: and more efficient. It reduces allergens in the air, collects

591
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: pet hare easily, and the bristles work on all surfaces.

592
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: And without patented whisppan, you'll be able to easily get

593
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: rid of that pesky debris line with less bending using

594
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: the most innovative thing. It's literally a dust pan in

595
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: the room. But he had made he had sold three

596
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: million dollars worth, but he kept losing money somehow, and

597
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: they were just like how this is they all and

598
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: Lori Grenier she even offered to help, like saying, hey, like,

599
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm here to help you. If Kevin O'Leary, because they

600
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: all love it. If Kevin O'Leary will put the money up,

601
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: I will help you sell it like I will make

602
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: you a million, like I will. And but he was

603
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: so into his product. He's like, no, I'm not selling.

604
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: And Kevin Olier was like no, I just can't trust

605
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: this guy, I can't do it, and so no one

606
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: would put the money. And this dude just, oh my god,

607
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: Like the video is just cringe worth. It is so funny.

608
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: Like when it comes on, my wife leaves the room,

609
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: like we've seen it on reruns and she'll leave the room.

610
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: I hope there's alight or something of it on. My question,

611
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: My question is does these guys the Sharks do they

612
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: are they investing their own money or does the does

613
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: the show give them like aude, you know the shop,

614
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: it's our own money. Okay, I'm making money for doing

615
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, that's a lot of money just to

616
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: be But they're millionaires, they are multimillionaires, even maybe billionaires.

617
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: And what does it tell you these business people the

618
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: reason they're invested in tons of stuff, not just one thing.

619
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: All these fools have like two companies, especially since Shark

620
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: Tank now like Mark Cuban, Like Mark Cuban. A couple

621
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: of weeks back, someone was saying, because he was talking

622
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: about the kneeling during the national anthem and how people

623
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: need to, you know, quit being mad about it, and

624
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: some guy someone tweeted like, here's a list of Mark

625
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: Human's companies. Let's boycott Mark Cuban and all his companies.

626
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,719
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, that's everything. And Mark Cuban quote retweeted him

627
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: and said, actually, if you want a better list of

628
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: my companies, here's where you can get the better list.

629
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: And he freaking put it out there like that's a

630
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: great tweet. I mean it was. It was such a

631
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: great joke. He was like, Okay, if you want to

632
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: boycott me, here, I'll give you the list. Like, but

633
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: you're going to the wrong website to get this is

634
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: a more up to date list. I thought it was

635
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: the perfect troll job by Mark Cuban and to say, hey,

636
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm proud of what I am and like, if you

637
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: don't want to buy from my companies, here you go.

638
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: And I'm thank god this, Oh what? But go ahead?

639
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: Any so you're in the Shark Tank now. I don't

640
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: know where we got off track, but no, no, no,

641
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: I just I just know how passionate you are about

642
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: Shark Tank, and I wanted to tell you that I've

643
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: been watching a few episodes. I like it. I enjoy

644
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: watching it. I think it's gonna get old after a

645
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: while because you can do you can just kind of

646
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: just see I don't know. I feel like there's just

647
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: a certain number of business pitches you can see before

648
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: you're like, OK, whatever, exactly eventually, I mean, you get

649
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: burnt out. It's not one of those shows I can

650
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: just watch for three hours. I watched a couple. I'm like,

651
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: that was awesome. THO, some good ideas. Man, it's cool

652
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: to be creative, and then I'm good. It's not one

653
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: of those for me that I can binge for hours

654
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: on end. Yeah, it's one and and I just feel

655
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: like the sharks too. I mean, it's it's it's a

656
00:32:55,760 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: it's an interesting dynamic between the cell, the salesman, the inventor,

657
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: and the business people, you know, because this is their life,

658
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: this is they've They've dedicated their whole life and their

659
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: passion into whatever they they've invented. And these these shark

660
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: because they don't give a crap. They doesn't want to

661
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: make an extra dollar. They like you said, they're billionaires already,

662
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: so but they do care. They don't want to lose

663
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: money like they like when they invest. They are there.

664
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like they care that much, Coach, it

665
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: really doesn't. That's that's what makes me a little weary

666
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: about I feel like it's maybe half their money and

667
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: half of the show's money or something, because they're pretty

668
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: just reckless about it. Well, because you have to understand,

669
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: they're getting paid by the show, so they are they're

670
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: getting that money. I don't know how much they get

671
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: paid per episode or whatever or per season, um. And

672
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: then they have their billions of dollars and they may

673
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: not be working with you one on one, but they

674
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: have a team of people that like, Okay, I'm gonna

675
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: put you in charge with you know, in touch with

676
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: this person on my team, and we're gonna blow this

677
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: thing out of the water. Well, and the thing that's

678
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: weird too is when they're always like, all right, what's

679
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: what's your net? Our net here is a seventeen point

680
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: two million. What is your growth? Uh forty five point one?

681
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: How do you know all those numbers? Right? Well, coach,

682
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: they go over it before they know what they're going

683
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: to be saying, so that they sound somewhat smart. So also,

684
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: you know that those people are pitching for like over

685
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: an hour. That it's not like we we only see

686
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: like a five minute clip. Theyre in there the shark

687
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: tank for over an hour. Usually an hour. Yes, Oh

688
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 1: my gosh, hey, I got this clip. You want it? Yeah,

689
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: let's hear him all right, LB says it. His wife cringes.

690
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: Here we go. What do you want to do? This

691
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: is your moment? Yes or no? Okay, we'll do it.

692
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: But but what did I hear but lose her number?

693
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: Remember he did not include me. I know her number.

694
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: I can call her any time I want her if

695
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: I need her. Well, do you have anything that we

696
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: could you could add? Actually, I'm out, get out of there.

697
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: I'm gone. I'm an investor. Okay, I had the five hundred,

698
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 1: it was in your hand, and you're talking to her.

699
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: You're out of here, see a buddy? Goodbye to Kevin's

700
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: offer was amazing, But I don't believe that I had

701
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: the ability to make that decision that quickly. That could

702
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: have gone better. But the truth of the matter is

703
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: that I'm not going anywhere. The whisp is still going

704
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: to be available. Now he's made three mistakes to the

705
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: next potential. Are you that I'm going up there to

706
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: shake his hand and he's still talk me dude? And

707
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: the guy is wearing a shirt that says WISP on it.

708
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: He had his own logo or whatever put on these shirts. Dude.

709
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: But but what guys, what I don't understand though, is

710
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: these five sharks. They aren't the only freaking investor billion

711
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 1: dollar investors into the world. I know, but it's hard

712
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: to get in front of people. And he got in

713
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: front of him and Kevin O'Leary offered him about Kevin

714
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: O'Leary offered him five hundred thousand dollars I think fifty

715
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: percent of his business. Because that might be the dumbest

716
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: thing you've ever said. Listen, No, listen, listen, listen, Just

717
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: get in front of four investors. He got on national television. No,

718
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,479
Speaker 1: you're right, someone else may call him and that saw

719
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 1: him on TV. You're right. And what's crazy is Kevin

720
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: O'Leary offered him five hundred thousand dollars and he took

721
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 1: the deal. But then he goes, but wait, you're not

722
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: gonna include Laurie, So what do you bring to the deal?

723
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: Talking to Kevin O'Leary, like what, what expertise do you have?

724
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: And that's when he backed out. Kevin O'Leary got mad.

725
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: It was like no, Like, if you don't think I'm

726
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: good enough, I'm out, Like I'm done, and oh my,

727
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: he goes. I know, I just feel like the business

728
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: the inventor has all the power in the world because

729
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: these four or five sharks in there, they aren't the

730
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: only one listening, Like, and then if they turn it down,

731
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you just got, you know, twenty minutes of

732
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: national television exposure for another billion dollar dude to be like,

733
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: screw those guys, I got you, let's do this. Yeah,

734
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: I mean the one, the one that was huge that

735
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 1: there's a bol that I remember that just got They

736
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: got turned down on Shark Tank and then they went

737
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: to the ring doorbell. They said no to that. No

738
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 1: one invested, and then he later came back as a shark,

739
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: like they brought him on and he got to sit

740
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: in a shark chair and invest in other companies. After

741
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: he sold it for one billion dollars to whoever he

742
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: sold it to. And then the um this guy that

743
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: sold wine in the glass, he was on there and

744
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: they're like, this is stupid. That's terrible. I can't believe

745
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna do that. Now it's everywhere because you can

746
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't tip over whatever, And he sells it at

747
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: the like the convenient store where you just get one

748
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: glass of wine and has a little foil over the top.

749
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: And he was like, that's just cheap one. No one's

750
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: gonna buy that. And he had a pattern on the

751
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: glass design and Kevin OLiS like, I'm in the wine business.

752
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: This is there like, oh that and boy did he

753
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: make it? But usually they're legit. I hear you on

754
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: that one. I just and some of them are so easy,

755
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: like Ray says, I want to be on that. That's

756
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: another one. I want to be on there. Okay, keep dreaming,

757
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: keep dreaming, coach, Like, what are your dreams? You tell

758
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 1: me to like put my survivor dreams and dream about

759
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: other stuff. What do you dream about? Oh? Like, do

760
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: you have any dreams? Not really? I just want to

761
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: I want to boat. I just want to boat. That's

762
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: your dream. That's my dream to have a big a

763
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 1: big boat that is big enough for me to like

764
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: sail to Europe or something one day. You know, Oh

765
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: you're talking like a big boat. I thought you were

766
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: talking about like a little fishing boat. Do you want

767
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: to know what boat stands for? A coach? You don't

768
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 1: want to know why they came up with the name boat.

769
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: Here we go bust out another thousand, Coach, they always

770
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 1: have repairs every day. There's something wrong with a boat. Hey,

771
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: that's the that's that's that old man advised. You know,

772
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: like I want to you know what a boat stands for? Hey,

773
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 1: I remember when I got married on my bachelor party.

774
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: I was that we were at this bar or whatever,

775
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: and this old drunk diges, Oh, you're about to get married,

776
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: aren't you. That's great? Have you do? You know the

777
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: three rings of marriage? And I'm like, excuse me, the

778
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 1: three rings of marriage, the engagement ring, the wedding ring,

779
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: and the suffering rings. Come on, Coach, that's that stupid crowd,

780
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: just like the boat. But the old old man, that's

781
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: what they really loved, those stupid jokes. Man. Yeah, I

782
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: mean that's it. I thought, that's my dream is But

783
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: your boat on was pretty cool because some of those

784
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 1: boats are nice. Oh, speaking of boats, I never talked

785
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: about how Tiger's boat did I no, Oh, my gosh,

786
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: my my buddy was ducked in South Carolina month month

787
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: and a half ago, and freaking Tiger was his yacht

788
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: was parts of the same boat, A little slip. How

789
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: did he know, Coach? It was called the Tiger. No,

790
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: there's a Perkins waitress on top. I forgot the name

791
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: of it. And but then they came walking by with

792
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: Tiger's clubs as they were taking them back to the boat,

793
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: and he got a picture. Coach, he was playing golf

794
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: on the boat. No, no, no, they were taking he

795
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: was playing in South Carolina, and I guess they were

796
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: taking tigers clubs back to the boat. So that's what

797
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, Coach, That's what I'm talking about. Hey, why,

798
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: hey man, I haven't seen you in years. Why don't

799
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 1: you come visit? No problem, dude, I'll get the boat.

800
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: I'll be there in three weeks. I mean that would

801
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: be pretty. But you better hope your friends are all coastal.

802
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: Coacher inland there in Nebraska, Coach, you're not gonna be

803
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: able to see him. You're gonna take the damn boat exactly.

804
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 1: I'll take it down the Mississippi. What are you, damn Columbus? Oh? Man, huh?

805
00:40:55,239 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 1: Anything else? Anything else you guys wanna talk about? Okay,

806
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: I think it's it. I mean, what else? You got

807
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: the best idea we've had and and say let's end it. Yeah,

808
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 1: I mean I think that was pretty good, the best

809
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: idea we've haund let's all right, Well everybody have a

810
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: great day. And oh yeah it was called uh privacy,

811
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: that's his boat Privacy. Yeah it's weird. Yeah, the name

812
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: of your boat. Yeah, but I'll send you the picture

813
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: right now of then carry and Tiger's clubs back to

814
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: his um freaking boat and you see the tiger. So

815
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: what was he doing on the boat though? Like he

816
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: just that's how he got to South Carolina. Yeah, this dude,

817
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: he retired from the grocery store industry and he got

818
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: divorced and the wife they split the house and everything.

819
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: Instead of getting a house again, he was like, you

820
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: know what, I'm just gonna buy a boat and travel. Well,

821
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if he lives on it, but he

822
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: docks it and whatever. He just travels on the boat.

823
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: I would totally live on a boat. Like if if

824
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 1: if I had enough money to buy a big house,

825
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: I would just sell the house of a boat. Dude,

826
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: what's your boys deal? Is he got cash? Is he

827
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: bagging chicks? What's he doing groceries? He was backing groceries.

828
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: He's probably bagging chicks now divorced, But yeah, you see

829
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: that that Tiger cover on that the golf club. It's

830
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: pretty cool, okay, coach, they do you see the bag?

831
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: Do they have to say Monster Energy bag the Tiger

832
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: has on the golf course. Coach. Come on, I'm sure

833
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: I could call Monster. They'll send me about I played

834
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: with a buddy in college at the tiger cover. Come on,

835
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: I've played with like, come on, you tell me that.

836
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so sick of you guys. You

837
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: always have the buddy as the tiger cover and you're like, really,

838
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: I bring the cool stuff, and you guys doubt it.

839
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: You say it's not true. Look, it's definitely Tigers clubs.

840
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: It's got the tiger on it. I mean Tigers not

841
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: in the picture, but that's definitely his clubs. I mean,

842
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: no one else has a two iron like that. You

843
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: can see the two irons. Oh boy, well, I guess

844
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't have what what did his wife put through

845
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: the windshield? That club might be missing. You always know

846
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: it's a tiger, said, if it's missing a club, that's funny.

847
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: All right, all right, but I hate you guys. Okay,

848
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you. Want to miss send you the

849
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: pictures of the boat. Yeah, I want to see, want

850
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,919
Speaker 1: to I want to see it. Picture a Tiger coach.

851
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: It's not a picture of his on his boat. It's

852
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: outside of his boat. A guy walking by his caddy

853
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: with his clubs. That's your pictures the bones or no,

854
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: who who's Tiger's caddy? Tigers catty. I think these guys

855
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: just work of the dock. Okay, Yeah, there there's Tiger's

856
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: boat for you up close. Okay, that's nice. Yeah, send

857
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: me that picture I want to see. I'll show all

858
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: my friends. You're an idiot. I'm leaving goodbye, all right,

859
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: so I guys, eh,