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Speaker 1: Dude, man, you're right, man, I can't golf, I can't walk.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I told you guys about the glass on

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Speaker 1: Like I am still. I can't put pressure on it.

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Speaker 1: I am limping like a ninety year old man. I

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Speaker 1: Brandy Martinez, you seem to be the nurse of all nurses.

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Speaker 1: You saved Callaway's life. You saved Buddy Glass when he

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Speaker 1: got hit by a car. You bandaged him up. Can

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Speaker 1: you tell me how long my foot is supposed to hurt?

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Speaker 1: Because it is so painful, I cannot put any I

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Speaker 1: mean if I push off that foot, it's like a

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: You see me walk and it's it's a sad sight.

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Speaker 2: Well, we need to be more respectful on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: What happened nothing. I'm just saying we need to respect

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Speaker 2: women on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: We do respect women, all right. That's why I gave

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Speaker 2: So I said that off the cuff, offhand, jokingly about

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Speaker 2: water cooler. I didn't know you're shutting it down.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I don't want to shut it down. Like

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Speaker 1: I even tried to do a practice golf swinging and

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Speaker 1: I mean, if I stand up once, I have to

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Speaker 2: I can't put the golf club.

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Speaker 1: I have two soccer games to night. Don't know how

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Speaker 1: So yes, like I am still in pain. I don't

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Speaker 1: we went yesterday and my watch? Do you mean to

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Speaker 1: go get the car? And I'm like no, I could

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Speaker 2: I know you're gonna say people think I'm abusive because

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Speaker 2: you yelled at her in public.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I didn't yell. I was just like, no, I

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Speaker 1: I said, it's okay.

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Speaker 2: Do you ever yell in public at each other? No?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, kids, of course. Boomer and dude were at

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Speaker 2: the ice cream shop. I literally, man, go yourself, get

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Speaker 2: but your wife. The people that yell in public, that's

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Speaker 1: Is because behind closed doors, oh boy, you don't want

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Speaker 1: That is not you. You do not know what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: But my dad, being the hero he was. His kids

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Speaker 2: Batter of the Box.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, Batter's Box didn't do it.

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Speaker 1: Probably? I would assume he did. And I haven't heard

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Speaker 2: Well, cousins too. Are the older ones? Aren't they the coolest?

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Speaker 2: My cousin I was probably still in high school. His

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Speaker 2: It was what's what's up? So he was lispy and

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Speaker 1: How can he not find construction in Chicago? I mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, the dude just didn't like to work,

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Speaker 2: There's not a lot of jobs in Chicago for construction.

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Speaker 1: Me I look at it and I'm like, my cousins

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Speaker 1: She came to visit at the lake and oh my god,

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Speaker 1: high school. It was ninety nine, nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: That is see you later, kid, hope it's as magical

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Speaker 2: as the summer of sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: We were on a road trip from Austin, Texas. We

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Speaker 2: Had Was I with you?

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Speaker 1: No, it was nineteen ninety nine. I didn't know you,

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Speaker 1: and chess Day was with me.

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Speaker 2: Chess dude, he's the usual suspect you. Was it the

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Speaker 1: Yep, chess Day's dad. No teeth, Keith and we did

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Speaker 2: Hey man, we gotta get these stanchions up.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. I've been thinking about it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I tell Okay, I forgot what else you had from Miami,

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Speaker 2: Tom Brady stanching guy five thousand dollars overcharge, that's right,

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Speaker 2: Well, I had a couple of notes on my phone,

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Speaker 2: It's domed.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. We are the one two too,

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Speaker 2: so loser? What up? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 2: Y'all, it says, and I'm from the North. I'm an

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Speaker 1: Man, we're gonna take a break, but when we come back,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. If we forget a story, just hit us up

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Speaker 2: on the Facebook. Since you guys don't post anything else,

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Speaker 1: I mean, some people post, they post some random stuff.

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Speaker 2: So let me get this one out of the way,

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, story is stupid Tom Brady.

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Speaker 2: So the pool boy told me that there was a

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Speaker 2: The hotel is called Low's, So.

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Speaker 1: Got it?

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Speaker 2: And he said one of the pool boys there told

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Speaker 1: What was he doing in Costa Rica? There's vacation in.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it was Costa Rica, it was

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Speaker 1: How do they Did he come to train in the

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Speaker 2: I don't know he was. I believe he was special

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Speaker 1: So you got that a quarterback, college quarterback, Top ten team,

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Speaker 2: Also got he goes.

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Speaker 2: I believe he also knows about the podcast, or it

437
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,120
Speaker 2: said in our folio that I was a sports podcast host,

438
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 2: because he goes, you know a sports podcast, you're a

439
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,199
Speaker 2: sports podcast And then he told me this stuff. That's

440
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,520
Speaker 2: the only reason he told me it. So he's a

441
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,200
Speaker 2: fan of the show.

442
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:56,159
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me that. There is never a story

443
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,600
Speaker 1: that sucks if it ends with they're a fan of

444
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,920
Speaker 1: the podcast. Never.

445
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,000
Speaker 2: But about Tom Brady. He goes that his sister hotel

446
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,800
Speaker 2: in Central America. Pool boyfriend told him that Tom Brady

447
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,400
Speaker 2: was wearing disguise. He'll wear long hair and a mustache

448
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:16,480
Speaker 2: so that nobody knows who he is really. Yeah, so

449
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,439
Speaker 2: that he can go by the pool and just relax.

450
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,200
Speaker 2: He's still tall and you probably know the face. But

451
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,160
Speaker 2: he said, yeah, he was in full disguise. His buddy

452
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 2: told him, that's weird.

453
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:23,960
Speaker 1: Man.

454
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna got a drink, and I took him at

455
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,879
Speaker 2: face value. I'm not gonna question him on that.

456
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 1: How do you see what I'm drinking from? TB twelve, Yeah,

457
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,080
Speaker 1: water bottle TB twelve.

458
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 2: That was it. That's the story. So, guys, if you're

459
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,760
Speaker 2: looking for the Tom Brady we all remember from the

460
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,280
Speaker 2: Roast or the NFL, he wears the disguise if he's

461
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:43,880
Speaker 2: on vacation.

462
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 1: You know why he has to wear a disguise on vacation.

463
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,359
Speaker 2: I don't know. The pool boy didn't tell me.

464
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna tell you why, Cause it's hard. Hard

465
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,119
Speaker 1: to go out on vacation when you're Tom Brady. It's hard,

466
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 1: hard to do anything without people mobbing you. It's hard

467
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 1: to go to Costa Rica and we have a peaceful vacation.

468
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:08,160
Speaker 1: So I wear a disguise because it's hard. Ea, it's

469
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 1: hard being so famous. Now, that's why he wears a disguise.

470
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,920
Speaker 2: That was good man. The I'm gonna need the cry

471
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,640
Speaker 2: music for this one. The five thousand dollars overcharge? Oh no,

472
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 2: So we went to this hotel. I'll just come out

473
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,160
Speaker 2: and say for a whole week though we're there six

474
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:31,639
Speaker 2: seven days, twenty five hundred dollars. Whoa right? But that no,

475
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 2: but right? That was the heart of the that's it.

476
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 2: That's your vacation.

477
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 1: That's because you're not going anywhere else.

478
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 2: Correct. So we wanted a place, now.

479
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 1: How expensive where you're playing tickets down to Miami.

480
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:48,680
Speaker 2: Free what I'm a partner pass or whatever with who

481
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 2: my wife? We do the Southwest credit card, so you

482
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 2: got free flights. Yeah, she had built up points mine

483
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 2: and I'm a partner pass whatever it's called.

484
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 1: Maybe I need to look into that. It's that damn

485
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: thing that Bones used to do, companion.

486
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 2: Companion pass, that's what I am.

487
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 1: So she uses the credit card and she gets all

488
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 1: this stuff racked up and there's no blackout dates, and

489
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 1: then she has a companion pass because she spends so

490
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 1: much money on the credit card that you fly for free.

491
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fly. I could fly every weekend if I

492
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 2: want to for free.

493
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 1: Huh, that's legit.

494
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to take more flights. So we go

495
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: there for free, but twenty five hundred dollars, which was good.

496
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 2: And then she also worked in some other deals. The

497
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 2: reason we were fine with that twenty five hundred breakfast

498
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,880
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty every day.

499
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: Oh you got credit for one hundred fifty dollars a

500
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:36,360
Speaker 1: breakfast every day.

501
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 2: These fools are at breakfast at this hotel. It was

502
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 2: a high end hotel, is what I'm saying. And they're

503
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 2: paying one hundred and fifty dollars for breakfast and that's nice.

504
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 1: That's a great deal. So that does she get that

505
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 1: deal by calling them or does she find that online

506
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: or does she have did someone know somebody.

507
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 2: She got founded on tic Tac and it was a

508
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 2: travel agent. And the travel agent goes, I can guarantee

509
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: you with this twenty five hundred dollars charge and get

510
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 2: a penthouse and you're gonna get so they can't. So

511
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 2: here's the deal. They can say. It's like ocean front

512
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 2: means you're on the side of the ocean. Love that

513
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 2: ocean view does not mean it. You could be facing

514
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 2: a warehouse, but you can see just a corner of

515
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 2: the ocean.

516
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying.

517
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 2: So we saw two sides of this hotel. One side

518
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 2: faces a warehouse, the other side is beautiful. You see

519
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,439
Speaker 2: the pool, you see the ocean, you see Miami, and

520
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,479
Speaker 2: the lady goes, I guarantee you get the good side.

521
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 1: So my question is, so she sees her on tic

522
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 1: Tac and she sends her a message and says, hey,

523
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 1: we want to do what you're saying.

524
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 2: And you guys, just dmbaser. She'll hook it up. I

525
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 2: believe the travel agent gets kickbacks. I have no idea

526
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 2: how any of it works.

527
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure what it has to because I'm

528
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: not sure how a travel agent makes money. And are

529
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: there are a lot of travel agents still around with Google.

530
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I will say that our room

531
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: had lake front view.

532
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 2: Like front for sure. Then it was the front of

533
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 2: the lake.

534
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 1: Like we we look out the know we saw the

535
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 1: lake lakefront. Yeah, we were lake front.

536
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 2: You were guaranteed a view of the lake. But the

537
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 2: travel agent was correct. All that was hooked up. Travel

538
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 2: also hooks us up with one hundred dollars credit every

539
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 2: single day for so this why we were willing to

540
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 2: pay that big amount. We could use one hundred dollars

541
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 2: at anything restaurants, bars, drinking, breakfast, coffee.

542
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: Now, correct me if I'm wrong. When you're at this hotel,

543
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: do they have like the sand like you walk out

544
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: and you can be in the sand. Yes, So do

545
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: they have people that will serve you drinks on the beach?

546
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: Correct?

547
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: My gosh, And I learned this is what I'm talking.

548
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 2: Well, I felt bad about that. I go to the

549
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 2: beach I didn't and I go, oh, we got it

550
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 2: was a beach bar. And I say can I get

551
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 2: a drink? And they go YEA, yeah, we'll get it. Hey, Jose, drink.

552
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 2: This guy runs it from the bar sprints it to

553
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 2: the hut. I thought it the hut they had the drinks.

554
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,919
Speaker 2: I just walked past the bar. I could have grabbed

555
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 2: it there instead of made homiees printed a quarter freaking

556
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 2: forty yard dash and brought it to me.

557
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: So you made Jose work double hard. And it's hard

558
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: to run on the sand if you guys have never

559
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: run in sand. Whoa, and trying to carry a drink,

560
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,479
Speaker 1: let me guess whitelaw it was. Oh, I'm gonna tell

561
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: you what I like to drink on the beach. And

562
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,199
Speaker 1: this may you know, ruin my image or whatever, But

563
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: a nice Pina colada on the beach. Oh my gosh.

564
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 2: Oh don't worry. We ordered that. But then the servers

565
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 2: they all try to upsell, and they're all a bunch

566
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 2: of scam artists. Gets goes, hey, baser, do you want

567
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 2: a topper? Oh, yes, miss miss Bidwell, I'll take Yes,

568
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: I'm miss Bedwell, I'll take a topper. Do you want

569
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 2: two toppers on it?

570
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 1: Whoa?

571
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 2: This guy brings out it looked like brown soup with

572
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 2: one little drop of a pina colada, and he goes,

573
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: here's your two toppers pina colada, and I go baser.

574
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: He was just trying to get the biggest charge from you.

575
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 2: And this is the most disgusting drink.

576
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, the topper is great and everything. It sounds good,

577
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,360
Speaker 1: but it just dilutes it and you don't really get

578
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: the pina colada taste. And I'm not saying you can.

579
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: You have to sit there and have a bunch of

580
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: penia coladas, like ten of them, but one pina colada

581
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: with you know why you're sitting on the beach. There's

582
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 1: something about that. I mean, call me a itch if

583
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: you want to, but don't tell me. Don't knock a

584
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: penia colada on the beach or a penia klada pool

585
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 1: side every once in a while. Oh my gosh, come on, guys,

586
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm with you. They're fantastic.

587
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 2: So we did that. I don't want to distract you.

588
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: But this hotel was the hotel that the president vice

589
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 2: president CEO of Liberty went and got a pool boy

590
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 2: and he cut this is the pool boy, not that

591
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 2: pool boy, but this is the hotel. So when we

592
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: were at the hotel where the cuck holding was going on,

593
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 2: do you watching the pool boy Ramrod his wife.

594
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 1: Do you think that pool boy thought that he was

595
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 1: gonna get to cuck hold your wife.

596
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 2: Well, is that.

597
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: Why he was being so nice to you? He pegged

598
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: you for a cocker.

599
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 2: This pool boy was all about his job because he

600
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 2: was on the spectrum.

601
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: So was that other pool boy. He was all about

602
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: his job, right.

603
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 2: But this guy was obsessed with me. Once I started

604
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: talking to him, he gave me story after story after story.

605
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 2: I'm good on the big show for a year of

606
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 2: stories that I got from this guy. Okay, so he

607
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 2: was more than the average person. Average person, Hey, how

608
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 2: you doing by? Yeah, thanks for buying the towel and drink.

609
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: See I'll never see you again later. This guy super

610
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 2: served me. Absolutely loved him. Don't think he was the

611
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 2: pool boy that was part of the cuck holding.

612
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: Okay, so did you spend more time at the pool

613
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: or the beach?

614
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 2: Pool? Beach sand was too thick. There was some storm

615
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: going up to the Carolinas, so it was all roughed up.

616
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 2: And it's not It wasn't walkable. The times I've been

617
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 2: to South Beach before you could walk the beach. This

618
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 2: one it was like quicksand dude, my foot would go

619
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: half in, half a foot in, so you'd be exhausted.

620
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 2: I thought I was training for like some try, like

621
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 2: some tough mutter. I'm just trying to go to the

622
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 2: beach and have a drink. Immediately went back to the pool.

623
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: That's tough.

624
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 2: Back to the story. So the five thousand dollars overcharge

625
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 2: this hotel that is not in part immediate partnership with

626
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 2: the travel agent, so that that twenty five hundred dollars charge.

627
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 2: They go, Hey, so for your room and stuff, We've

628
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: put another charge on your credit card for twenty five

629
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 2: hundred dollars.

630
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: Wait.

631
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 2: Why, it's just how they do business, we said. Okay, okay,

632
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 2: keep in mind the limit on the credit card is

633
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars. All right, I don't like that.

634
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't like that.

635
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 2: Twenty five hundred dollars. We go to breakfast. Uh, here's

636
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 2: your bill for breakfast for you two, and then you

637
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 2: can include twenty percent is already on there. You can

638
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: also include additional tip. Oh, of course we'll additionally tip bay.

639
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 2: We already got the one fifty for free. Of course,

640
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 2: I'll give him thirty dollars. Thank you. Handing back the receipt,

641
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 2: Baser gets on the credit card. She goes, they just

642
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: charged our credit card for three hundred dollars, and I go,

643
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: excuse me, We're told to one hundred fifty dollars credit

644
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 2: They go, we always, yeah, it's free. Don't worry, you're

645
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: not paying for it. But it does hit your credit card.

646
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: No, what why?

647
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

648
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: It hits your credit card and then it comes off,

649
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: and then it comes off. Just don't hit it. Let's

650
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: let's not hit my credit card.

651
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 2: Then, and they get, don't worry, sir, you're not paying

652
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: for it.

653
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm paying for it somewhere.

654
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 2: Don't to worry. I stole that line from another day.

655
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: We're walking past another table. The lady goes, sir, it's

656
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 2: it's gonna say that, but you're not paying for it,

657
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 2: and he goes, I'm paid for it somewhere. Me and

658
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: Vaser both fell out dial loud.

659
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: It's a good line. I like that line. I kind

660
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,479
Speaker 1: of enjoy that line.

661
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: So every breakfast we get this one hundred and fifty

662
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 2: dollars charge. So now you see where we're climbing our

663
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: way to five thousand dollars overcharge. This is not good, right,

664
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: And so then we go to the bar. Hey, let's

665
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 2: get some salad. Let's get some case of dias and

666
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 2: some drinks. Remember, we got one hundred dollar credit. Do

667
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 2: it all right, sir? Uh, we'll just put it on

668
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: the room. But we got one hundred dollar credit. Goes Oh, absolutely,

669
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: you'll be all set. Boom baser an alert. You have

670
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: been charged two hundred dollars. Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Uh, sir, sir,

671
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: we have one hundred dollars complimentary credit that they said,

672
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 2: why did we get charged on our credit card? Oh,

673
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: you're not paying for it. It's just gonna say that,

674
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 2: and then when you leave.

675
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: It'll fall what what dude, We're freaking out.

676
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 2: We're loosing our minds. We've been there a day and

677
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: they've hit our credit card for over three thousand dollars.

678
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like, no, no, no, I don't want it

679
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: to hit my credit card because you're starting to stress

680
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: me out. You're ruining my vacation because I think I'm

681
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: having all this extra money on it, and then once

682
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: I leave, you're just hoping that it goes off. What

683
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: if it stays on? Then I got to call you

684
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: and get on the phone. This is not good. So

685
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: we go to think about moving hotels.

686
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 2: No, this was the spot. Okay, So we'll go to

687
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 2: breakfast every day, and they hit us for the one

688
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars with the tip because it twenty

689
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 2: percent included, and then you do your own ten.

690
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: You don't have to do anymore.

691
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: But we felt bad because we didn't know what the

692
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 2: workers were getting.

693
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: They're getting twenty percent. That's what they're getting.

694
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 2: You don't do.

695
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: You don't have to do an additional right.

696
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 2: Have you met my wife?

697
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: I understand you're trying to I was feeding.

698
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 2: The birds because she was worried that they weren't getting

699
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 2: enough food, so she was smuggling them crackers and stuff

700
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: from the one hundred and fifty dollars buffet so that

701
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 2: they were fed.

702
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: Well, I understand, you'd think you're the real housewives of

703
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: Miami and you need to do all this and flaunt

704
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: and everything because you're at this nice hotel that you

705
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: found on tic Tac pay. You know, But once it

706
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: says twenty percent, you stop.

707
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: You can stop, and so do all the math. One

708
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty every single day, and then we go

709
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 2: to the bar and we learned that they hit you

710
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 2: for two hundred. They round up and they still hit

711
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: your card even though it's complimentary.

712
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: I don't round up well.

713
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: They no, No, They've rounded up to full numbers. And

714
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: we said, well, why are these exact hole numbers? Our

715
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 2: bill was one hundred and sixty nine dollars, Why does

716
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 2: it say two hundred. We just make sure that it's

717
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 2: all covered and then that'll fall off at the end

718
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 2: of your trip. If I could have told you the

719
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 2: amount of times I heard the phrase it'll fall off,

720
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 2: you know it was about to fall off. Mike is

721
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 2: about to fall off because I could got no more money. Hey,

722
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 2: if you say something's gonna.

723
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: Fall off and the next thing's gonna fall off.

724
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: Is your sucking head, because I'm gonna knock you out.

725
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: Jose Hey, mister Bidwell, would you like a drink? No,

726
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't not a drink because I don't have any money.

727
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fall It's gonna fall off your tray if

728
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: you bring it to me, because I'm gonna knock it off.

729
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: And some is expensive there, so you get a bucket

730
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 2: a high nooners. There's a hundred bucks. Oh my Baser

731
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 2: salad forty dollars, oh Man coffee.

732
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: I didn't realize buying me was so expensive.

733
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 2: It's absurdly expensive. Coffee at the coffee shop, two iced

734
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 2: coffees twenty bucks.

735
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I have no idea how

736
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: expensive coffee is, but that just sounds insane.

737
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: And our dumbest purchase. That also helped get it closer

738
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 2: to that.

739
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: You bought a shirt for your cat.

740
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: No baser, goes hey, So but there you go. So

741
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,479
Speaker 2: those are the amounts, knock gonna they're overcharging. It's all

742
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,959
Speaker 2: gonna fall off eventually. So this car just getting hit.

743
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 2: We're getting closer and closer to five thousand. Okay, day two,

744
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: it's day three. You know we're doing those amounts. Basic

745
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 2: goes hey, let's go. Let's we've snuck onto the plane

746
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 2: forty airplane bottles because wonderful, we knew it was gonna

747
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 2: be free. We knew it was gonna be the airplane

748
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: bottles are gonna be free drinks. We're gonna be expensive,

749
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 2: so we sneak them on to our carry ons. We

750
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 2: read you can bring a leader bag of any air

751
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: airplane bottles you want, as long as it fits in

752
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 2: a leader bag. Wonderful in our carry on. Knuck it

753
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 2: on went into the airport bathroom, poured it in the gatorade,

754
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 2: drink on the plane for free.

755
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: That's what you do, and that's smart. And don't bust

756
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: it out on the plane and pour it on the

757
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: plane like Johan did on your bachelor party. And I understand. Listen,

758
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: here's the cool part. Here's the coolest part. I missed

759
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: the days of when you could bring your own bottles

760
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: on the airplane. That was so fantastic. I miss those days.

761
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: But it's smart to still bring them. You just can't.

762
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: You gotta pour them in the airport when you're in

763
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: the bathroom, just poorting your gatorady to your coke. It's

764
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: so simple before you get on the plane.

765
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 2: That story was brought up with Johan. I go, well,

766
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 2: how was he busted? And we're not and Baser goes

767
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: cause his dumb ass pulled him out and they fell

768
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 2: out of his bag and he was gonna drink him

769
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: on the plane. Yes, you just can't do that. So well,

770
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 2: my music stopped. What the hell is still a crime

771
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 2: that's going on? And we're getting we're getting into whatever

772
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 2: three four thousand dollars amount, still fine, and we go

773
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 2: remember it's gonna all take care of itself to fall off.

774
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: It's gonna fall off. And so I go down to

775
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: the bar. She says, hey, get some glasses. We can

776
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 2: do these airplane bottles and stuff up in the room.

777
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: I go, genius. So I go down there. I go,

778
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 2: let me get your cheapest beer. Cheapest beer. I don't care.

779
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: I just need the glasses up there for my wife.

780
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I no problem. This is one of those

781
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 2: trendy bars where the bartender dresses like she's from nineteen sixty, like.

782
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: Oh real cool, like a Hopscotch or not is a prohibition?

783
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, and she goes, that'll be thirty

784
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 2: eight dollars. It was thirty eight dollars for two Sam

785
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: Adams pints. Oh my god.

786
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: At that point I'd have been like, ah, I'm good

787
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: on the beers, man. I think I'm gonna go in

788
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: pass and I think I'd just gone to the gas

789
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: station across the street and got little coke cups.

790
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 2: These prices were off the charts.

791
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: It sounds like Las Vegas, man, if I'm being honest

792
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: with you, those are the prices of Las Vegas.

793
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 2: It is. It was very comparable. And so so we

794
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 2: do that and we're aware now that everything's just hitting

795
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: our credit card. She's getting little beeps boop, you just

796
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 2: had a four hundred dollars charge. Bopp. Remember we had

797
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: paid for the trip before we went. Everything had been

798
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: covered the months before we got there. But we are

799
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 2: at the most bougie hotel in all Miami. So were

800
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: the pool days amazing? Yes? Did we get weighted on

801
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 2: hand and foot? Yes, you had towels, you had umbrellas

802
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: that'd bring you whatever you wanted. I would be sitting

803
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: in my chair, the guy would get mad at me,

804
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: go don't ever go to the bar, and they go,

805
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 2: excuse me, I was just over there in that area.

806
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 2: Soone got a beer. He's like, don't ever go to

807
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 2: the bar. Your job is to not leave the pool

808
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: or the seat. My job is to serve you. I

809
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: like that.

810
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: You know what's the difference between my vacation yours? You

811
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 1: want to know when my credit card was getting hit?

812
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: Never do, because we just sat there at the lake.

813
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: There was no credit card. There's no credit card machines there,

814
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 1: there was no one there to wait on me hand

815
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 1: and foot.

816
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: But nothing had to fall off the bag. People, they go,

817
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: why did you take your bags up to your room.

818
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 2: We have people hired to take your bags up there

819
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: for you. I said, I'm sorry, I didn't know. Like

820
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: the bell hop like takes your bags.

821
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: I don't use the bell hop because they want a

822
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: tip the bell up? Now, can I help you with

823
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: your bags?

824
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: Hurt?

825
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: No, I'm good, don't worry everywhere I go. No, I'm good.

826
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: I am able enough to wheel my bag to the

827
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 1: elevator and bring it up to the room. No need

828
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: for you to do it.

829
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 2: All right, So Baser gets it, does all the math.

830
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: We got to take a commercial.

831
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: Well are you is this done with the five thousand?

832
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 2: No? No, we're getting to the grand finale.

833
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: We'll take a break.

834
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 2: And so she does the math, and she goes, hey,

835
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 2: we've been hit for like four thousand dollars our limits

836
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: about we've been hit for it was I believe forty

837
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 2: four hundred and so I go, hey, there's a restaurant.

838
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: It's like this Rows restaurant. I go, this will be

839
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: a perfect ending to the trip.

840
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: Dude, this was your other story. You were going to

841
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: rate the restaurant. This is the the invention of the

842
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: rows to spaghetti sauce that you see in all the

843
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: grocery stores across America.

844
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 2: And so I go, hey, this is a restaurant. Let's

845
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 2: just go there. It's apart from the hotel. I said,

846
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 2: we can go rocket there and we'll be totally fine

847
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: that way. They're not going to include it in this

848
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 2: huge old thing that we're just getting hammered with. And

849
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: so I go to rows restaurant. We have it. It's

850
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 2: been the invention of the rouse sauce that's on every

851
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 2: pizza in America. It's super popular. And we go to

852
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 2: this spot.

853
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: How's it smell?

854
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 2: Smell this Italian amazing? We went had the earliest appointment.

855
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: We were the first people there. The guy is just

856
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 2: in our face. Hello.

857
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 3: Yes, our rest trump was invented in nineteen seventy two.

858
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 3: We were the first ever sauce ever to touch in

859
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 3: American's lips.

860
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: Sorry, would you like it to touch you tonight?

861
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, What are you gonna put in

862
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: my mouth? All over us?

863
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 2: All over us here?

864
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: We are famous for our sauce here at this hotel,

865
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: but we're also famous for the pool boy hooking up

866
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: with the Liberty President's wife. Would you like we provide

867
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 1: that service also?

868
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 2: Are you interested? In Cuckholding. There was crack corn salad,

869
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 2: we had cheesecake. We had the main thing with the

870
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 2: sauce was the rigatona chicken that has the Barbisan chicken parmesan.

871
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: Got it.

872
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 2: Baser gets some shrimp that's spicy. It was amazing. That

873
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 2: was good. And then the chicken parm big massive got it.

874
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 2: So that's the thing that this sauce boom, that's what

875
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 2: you're gonna want. Yeah, it was most spensive meal I've

876
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: ever had my life because they had this rouse sauce

877
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 2: that's special. It was like four hundred. Uh. The chicken parmesan.

878
00:38:53,640 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 2: I've gotten similar flavors at Fizzoli's. Oh it was not

879
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 2: even close to work. That had no idea the history

880
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 2: of this restaurant, how it got off of its feet

881
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: and all that wasn't nothing special. I will say Baser

882
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 2: shrimp was off the chain good. It was like that

883
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 2: uh shrimp cocktail that.

884
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: We did, Oh my god at Saint Almos Saint Elmo's

885
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: in Indianapolis. That shrimp cocktail I have never that was fantastic, fantastic.

886
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 2: And so so we're seeing.

887
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: It weird the little things. You remember that shrimp cocktail m.

888
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we're checking out and we go see the

889
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 2: VIP guy and we wanted to see our bill.

890
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: He gives, But how good was the Rowse sauce?

891
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 2: It was fine. I honestly, I don't understand it. It

892
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 2: wasn't It was not that special. It was not worth

893
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars. I don't get how all of American

894
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 2: pizzas was created off of this sauce, because I've tasted

895
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 2: better sauce at pizza. Got it so odd that it

896
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 2: was built up that much. The crack corn salad was amazing,

897
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: the cheesecake was off the chiseein.

898
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: But that's not with the Ralse sauce, not with.

899
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: The Rowse sauce, which made sense. I'm still confused by that.

900
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 2: But the bill was four hundred, and the bill it

901
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 2: was connected to the hotel. It was a hotel restaurant.

902
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 2: So again they hit the card and we have now

903
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 2: built the folio up to like forty eight hundred dollars.

904
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 2: And so we go to the manager at the morning

905
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 2: and we go, sir, all this ass dude, all of

906
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 2: this was free. It was all paid for. I have

907
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 2: no idea why you double billed us in the hotel

908
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: I have no idea why if we're credited for breakfast

909
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 2: while we were hit with it. And also why every

910
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 2: time we got into the bar and got two drinks

911
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 2: was there and a piece of food? Was it two

912
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 2: hundred dollars? Because you guys were trying to overcharge us

913
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: to make sure that there was a buffer, to make

914
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 2: sure that the money always stayed below them, this buffer

915
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 2: of fifty dollars. We said, are you almost maxed out

916
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 2: our credit card? For God's sakes?

917
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: And we can't even get to the airport man, we

918
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: can't afford a context.

919
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,280
Speaker 2: And I said, how can you explain yourself?

920
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: That's really loud?

921
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 2: Oh? What is it? Oh? I said, how can you

922
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 2: explain yourself? And he said, sir, it's all gonna fall off.

923
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 2: And I said, you know it's gonna fall off. You're

924
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 2: I'm gonna punch you so hard in your skin. It's

925
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 2: gonna fall off as long as well with this bill.

926
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: And so we leave that place.

927
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 1: And the stress, I mean, we know how stressed you are,

928
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: so you are stressing. You're trying to play it cool now,

929
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 1: but the stress I can just imagine was just boiling up.

930
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 2: And so then the payoff is the days later, she

931
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: heads up her travel agent, and travel agent's kind of like, wow,

932
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: that is crazy, thanks for the info. It should all

933
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 2: fall off. Everything will fall off, man, everything falls off.

934
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: Two days later, an act of from God himself, it

935
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 2: all falls off and we ended up only being billed.

936
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: I believe the final count was nine hundred dollars. Oh

937
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 2: my god, the original price of the things that we

938
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 2: paid for with American currency US dollars that should have

939
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 2: originally been charged instead of this max out five thousand

940
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 2: dollars double charge with a booking with that falling off, what's.

941
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 1: Gonna fall off, is my thin head.

942
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: We got out of there with our lives, our freedom,

943
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 2: and our pocketbooks, but we were at one point overcharge

944
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars. Round of applause.

945
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: I was really, I mean really, I thought you were

946
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: gonna say and it didn't fall off, and that travel

947
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: agent ripped us off. That's where I thought we were going.

948
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: But I am so glad for your sanity, for your

949
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,479
Speaker 1: pocketbook that it fell off.

950
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 2: That needs to be a T shirt. It'll fall off.

951
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 2: Don't worry, sir, it'll fall off. Dude.

952
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: No, no, no, everything we do needs to be a T shirt.

953
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 2: That guy Quote of the year. Oh, I'm what do

954
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 2: you say, I'm not paying for it. Don't worry, I'm

955
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 2: paying for it. Somewhere at breakfast, he's yelling at the

956
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 2: lady with his paper out in Mimosa.

957
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: But we never make the shirts say it, and we

958
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: don't do it. We don't design anything. We need merch.

959
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: These people want merch.

960
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: What was Justin's water cooler quote when he went to

961
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 2: the water cooler at the restaurant?

962
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: Oh, can I buy them shots?

963
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 2: There was a quote there though I don't know, at

964
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 2: the water cooler, meet me at the water cooler. Hey,

965
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 2: get drinks at the water cooler.

966
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: Get drinks at the water cooler. I mean, that's some

967
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: good stories. Yeah, I love it.

968
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it did. It did dampen the trip a

969
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 2: little bit, knowing that entire time you got the the

970
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 2: money situation.

971
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: Those cambio is that all your stories?

972
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 2: Do we cover the moment? I had to oh, stanching guys, Oh.

973
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: Hold on, we'll take a break, and stanching guy returns.

974
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 2: So I was I hate to take up the whole time,

975
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: but it was fine. Man.

976
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: We did my vacation on Monday. We do yours today.

977
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 2: So Sunday morning. We're back in America, and I don't.

978
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: Think you ever left America. I'm pretty sure Miami is

979
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 1: in America. Great boy, but hey, welcome back to America.

980
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 2: So Stanching Guy, as you will remember, his specialty is

981
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: being a personal assistant to the stars. When do the

982
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 2: stars like to play late at night? So Stanching Guy

983
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 2: is a late at night guy with Billy. I never

984
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 2: saw him til about six pm. Here comes Stanching Guy,

985
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 2: and then Stanging Guy would probably go all night. So

986
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 2: that's Stanching Guy's got job. I'm pulling up to work

987
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,399
Speaker 2: on Sunday, before we're back from vacation. I go into

988
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: work at five am, so I had to set everything

989
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 2: up for the big show. Big show. I pull up.

990
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna swing by McDonald's. Man, going that drive through,

991
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 2: get me a hash bron have some food brain power

992
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 2: after Miami trip. So I'm sitting there in the drive through,

993
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 2: got the windows down. It feels great out And in

994
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: the Adele's parking lot right next to McDonald's there's a Limo,

995
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 2: massive Limo. Couple couple guys, and there's a car parked

996
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 2: right next to the Limo, and they're getting in a fight.

997
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,760
Speaker 2: And there's two guys in the car and the limo

998
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 2: has is maybe five.

999
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 3: And all I hear is, Hey, man, get back in

1000
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 3: the car, Get back in the limo.

1001
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 2: It's not worth it.

1002
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Hey, hey, seriously, get back in the

1003
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 3: get in the limo. It's not getting worth it. Listen, Mark,

1004
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 3: it's not getting.

1005
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 2: Worth it, man, Not tonight, not tonight. It was stanching

1006
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 2: guy and he's got this dude, this big dude, it

1007
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 2: had to have been a titan. He's got him and

1008
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 2: he's freaking blocking this titan. Let's just say, from fighting

1009
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 2: this dude in this car at five in the morning

1010
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 2: in the Adel's parking.

1011
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: Lot, stanching Guy strikes.

1012
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: He is every week guy was hired to be a

1013
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 2: personal assistant with this dude that had running out a

1014
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 2: limo and just keep things in order and probably handle

1015
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 2: the drinks, handle the tips and stuff.

1016
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 3: Hey man, it's not worth it. You don't want to

1017
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 3: fight in Mark, get back in the limo. Yeah, get

1018
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 3: back in the limo. But you know, you know, you know,

1019
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 3: he wanted to be like, hey, seriously, though, man, let's

1020
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 3: get these stanchions up.

1021
00:45:59,520 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 2: You know what.

1022
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm so did you swing over there and a stanching guy?

1023
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: What's going on?

1024
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 2: So I was caught in the line. Apparently there's a

1025
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 2: lot of people that were hammered on Fourth of July

1026
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 2: weekend and I couldn't leave my order. And by the

1027
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 2: time I pulled out, it was over with. Stanching guy

1028
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 2: had handled it.

1029
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: But that just shows you he can do everything. He

1030
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: gets you VIP access, he ropes off the area, he

1031
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: breaks up fights, he keeps you out of jail. Stanching

1032
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: guy is worth every penny you pay him.

1033
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: I was like, man, how's he going to keep this

1034
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 2: guy from fighting this random dude in the car? They

1035
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 2: were probably talking trash to each other, and then you

1036
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 2: just know he was like, what is that a restaurant

1037
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 2: at Dallas? Hey, seriously, can we get some stanchions on it?

1038
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, that's great.

1039
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 2: Man. Well, welcome back, welcome back, Thank you.

1040
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: Feels good to be back in America, doesn't it. Yeah.

1041
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 2: I mean, if you go in the ocean, are you

1042
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: out there still in America?

1043
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: That's international waters. Actually, I don't know at what point,

1044
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: like a question, at what point does it become international waters?

1045
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 2: Way more than that.

1046
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,479
Speaker 1: Like is that strip of water right there. American water.

1047
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 2: You can't own the water. My parents have a lake

1048
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 2: house and you don't own the water. You own the

1049
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 2: stuff underneath the water, but you don't own the water.

1050
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 2: People can go right in front of your house and fish. Huh,

1051
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: so the water is international.

1052
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: Well there's here's a crazy thing, lake LBJ. This dude

1053
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: so talking to the you know, owner of the place,

1054
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 1: and gonna build a.

1055
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 2: New dock right at your lakefront.

1056
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, at the lakefront. And he said, yeah. What's weird though,

1057
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 1: is years ago, years and years and years and years ago,

1058
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: some dude bought the first two feet of the lake.

1059
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: So whoever wants to put a dock up has to

1060
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: contact him and pay him between five and twelve thousand

1061
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: dollars to put a dock up. The city allowed this,

1062
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: so he owns the whole strip. And I guess there

1063
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: were so many complaints. I don't. I mean, what a

1064
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: smart business investment or what a scam he had. Someone

1065
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: that worked in the city office is like, hey, dude,

1066
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: if we do this, you can get rich for the

1067
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: rest of your life. If you're gonna have the same

1068
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: if your plans are to keep the deck the same size,

1069
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: you don't have to pay him, but forever people were

1070
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: paying him five thousand dollars so they could buy a

1071
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: build a dock.

1072
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 2: You know what that's called what he did, you're a businessman.

1073
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: It's called scam.

1074
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 2: No, there's a name for it. What I just learned

1075
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 2: about it reoccurring revenue, motherker, And that's what we're gonna

1076
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: do with Patreon.

1077
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: What's that?

1078
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 2: It's how we're gonna actually make money at this podcast.

1079
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 1: How's that? What is Patreon?

1080
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,879
Speaker 2: So we would do dirty content and we would put

1081
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 2: it on Patreon and people would have reoccurring revenue that

1082
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 2: we would get ninety nine cents a month. We would

1083
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 2: get ten cents. Say there's uh, uh, what do we

1084
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 2: have to do? Ten listeners? We would get a dollar

1085
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: and we would do dirty content and put it on Patreon.

1086
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 2: I'm reoccurring revenue, mother.

1087
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. We don't have we don't have

1088
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: the We were gonna build up our YouTube. We haven't

1089
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: even done that, and now you want to start Parthenon.

1090
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: I can't do Parthenon. I I don't know what Parthenon is.

1091
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: I don't know where you find Parthenon. I. I'm not

1092
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: doing it.

1093
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 2: I gotta be really. They just hit me up with

1094
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 2: an email today. It's top of mind.

1095
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1096
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: I said, would you be interested into it? And I said,

1097
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 2: let me talk business with lunchbox.

1098
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: No, guys, we're not gonna do Parthenon. I don't know

1099
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: what parthenon is. If it costs money, I ain't in it.

1100
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: I'm in it. I'm not in it.

1101
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 2: My name's Paul. It's up to y'all. You and Arnold. Uh,

1102
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 2: we would do strict content where it would just be

1103
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 2: Arnold talking about his life.

1104
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: I I my name is Nick and that sounds like

1105
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: a no, that's not it. No, uh yeah, no, it

1106
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: doesn't sound good.

1107
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 2: My last name's Pickett. And I'm gonna say that's dumb.

1108
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,479
Speaker 1: That's dumb. Yeah, all right, but yeah, Hey, welcome back, guys.

1109
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday. I'm gonna limp on down to the car,

1110
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna limp limp on down to my house

1111
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna sit here and try to figure

1112
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: out what's wrong on my foot. Ray is back in America,

1113
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: stanching guys, still making money and Miami, Hey, hold on,

1114
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: but what would you say, Miami?

1115
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 2: Rate it? Like? Is it the I'm just the clevelander

1116
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 2: has not had any updates in five years. Apparently nobody

1117
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: still goes there. When we were having a drink, we

1118
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 2: were the only two people there and we knew that

1119
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 2: we just wanted to sit there and have a drink.

1120
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 2: It was hot. The Nope, they don't believe in air conditioning.

1121
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 2: Every every hote. Uh. If we wanted to do a dinner,

1122
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 2: you're outside. There was on one that was inside was

1123
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 2: Roused and the other one was Betsy, and we went

1124
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 2: inside to both those. Every other one their tables are

1125
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 2: only outside.

1126
00:50:59,200 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: Okay.

1127
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,720
Speaker 2: I fun run the beach because that's where I actually

1128
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 2: saw people and it's like seeing the community, but like

1129
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 2: sitting at a pool with a bunch of rich people

1130
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 2: for five days.

1131
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: Oh father, how are you doing?

1132
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 2: Yes, father, watching me do this. I'm gonna dive in rate.

1133
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 2: How great my dive is?

1134
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: Hey, kid, save it.

1135
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 2: I'm on vacation every time, father, mother, watch me dive?

1136
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 2: Please video take me take a flick. I want to

1137
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 2: send it back to England. People from all over the world.

1138
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 2: But I mean it was, it was. I mean we'll

1139
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 2: probably never go back.

1140
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: Really.

1141
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, our quote was good. That place way too expensive,

1142
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 2: got it way too expensive.

1143
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: But it's still it's changed a lot because you went

1144
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: three years ago, so it looks amazing, right.

1145
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 2: No, there's been no updates. The beach has. From what

1146
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 2: I saw, it was all turned up. I guess it

1147
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 2: was a storm so and then because of that maybe

1148
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 2: it pushed the back so you can't really walk the sand.

1149
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 2: To do the sand, you're just I'm the whole time.

1150
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 2: It's like a frickin tough mutter.

1151
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is Miami is no longer we're

1152
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 1: a hot spot.

1153
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 2: I think it falls off the map.

1154
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: All right, you heard it here first breaking news.

1155
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 2: Wanted to go to a Marlins game one day? Why

1156
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 2: just to mix it up, But it would have taken

1157
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 2: the whole day to do it. Yeah.

1158
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: Are they even close to Miami? I mean, I know

1159
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: they're Miami Marlins, but are they how close to that

1160
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: we're in like the Tampa Bay Rays are in Saint Petersburg.

1161
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 2: Chick said, we could have done it in twenty minutes.

1162
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 2: Our bartender, Oh and you got a lot of that too,

1163
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 2: where you go, Hey, what's your favorite drink? Oh, I'm

1164
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 2: a recovery alcoholic. Oh great, why are you at a bar?

1165
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 2: We're asking for recommendations about drinking, and now we feel

1166
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 2: bad about drinking. Check please.

1167
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel awkward now too, that buzz.

1168
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 2: There was soccer in town, though I could have saw

1169
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 2: PSG at hard Rock stay you have been legit.

1170
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta got cheap tickets. And you know what I

1171
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,240
Speaker 1: just realized. I thought I didn't think we played Miami

1172
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: this year. We played Miami here Nashville the last game

1173
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: of the season.

1174
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 2: Dude, I'll be scalping that.

1175
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: But I'm you know, what I'm worried about is that

1176
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: the seedings for the playoffs will be already you know, intact,

1177
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: so Messy won't play.

1178
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 2: Our guys are hot, though they're real hot. So the

1179
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 2: thing though we're one of the top five oldest teams,

1180
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 2: really a lot of old legs. Twenty six is the

1181
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 2: average age? Is that old? Yeah? Thing?

1182
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: Didn't realize that. Didn't realize that. Then I'm real old,

1183
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: all right, man? Yeah, yeah,