WEBVTT - Episode 18: There's A Paper Trail 

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<v Speaker 1>This This Dan Patrick takes a game gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey, bad Larry, Hello Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you, buddy? Well, I'm good, but Dylan's great.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, had a great week there nothing did

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<v Speaker 1>your uh renegades win or British Heat or whatever was

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<v Speaker 1>the Brisbane Heat did not win. He lost his cricket bet,

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<v Speaker 1>but he won just about everything else. He's up thirty

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<v Speaker 1>four units in the last four weeks combined. Yeah, I know, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a little a little question. I was listening

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<v Speaker 1>to um Dylan's picks from two weeks ago, the week

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<v Speaker 1>he went like up thirteen and thirteen and a a half

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<v Speaker 1>whatever was, And I was wondering if um Rosemary Woods

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<v Speaker 1>works as uh intern of to Dan Patrick show, because

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<v Speaker 1>there was like eighteen and a half minutes a race

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<v Speaker 1>from that tape. Wait, is that are your accusing us

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<v Speaker 1>of having a watergate moment? Here eight and a half

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<v Speaker 1>minutes a race from Dylan's picks. I don't know. And

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<v Speaker 1>he went thirteen and a half. An that's a little shaky,

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<v Speaker 1>but Larry, but there's no gate to be at here.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know Dylan doesn't even remember Watergate, but

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<v Speaker 1>you should look it up. Rosemary Woods. Uh, you're Dylan's erratic,

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<v Speaker 1>but he uh is up on you. He's got twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five and a half units. You've got twenty four units.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's fine. I just you know, I just you know, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>you definitely had a better week to me. I just

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<v Speaker 1>ho hum, win a little five and two again. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>it's respectable. I've got Dylan caught a break because he

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<v Speaker 1>won the National Title game the over under by one point. Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>the National Title game also North Dakota State one big

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<v Speaker 1>and Dylan's cricket bet loss. So that turns our attention

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<v Speaker 1>to this week, and Dylan, I'll let you start off

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<v Speaker 1>because you are the one who is the hottest right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Dan so for I'm betting every game against

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<v Speaker 1>the spread this week. So I got for two unit games.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the Bills minus four against the Patriots. Okay

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<v Speaker 1>of the public on the Bills. Eagles plus eight and

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<v Speaker 1>a half against the Bucks. Okay, the Eagles have beaten

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<v Speaker 1>one team with a winning record this year. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the Saints, who were nine. That's not great, but all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and then I got two over unders. I got

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<v Speaker 1>the Pats Bills under forty four. It's supposed to potentially

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<v Speaker 1>be snow and Buffalo, I think, and if it's the

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<v Speaker 1>blueprint from the last time there, there's any idea should

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<v Speaker 1>be an easy one. Okay. And I got the Raiders

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<v Speaker 1>Bengals over forty eight and a half of the public

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<v Speaker 1>is on the under in that game. Yeah, I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, I'm putting in a Super Bowl future this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Kansas City Chiefs plus four fifty two units on that one. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're I think they're still kind of flying

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<v Speaker 1>under the radar a little bit and they're still the Chiefs. Okay, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you are sending messages today shot across the Okay, those

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<v Speaker 1>are all two units? You got any one units? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I've taken the Bengals minus five against the Raiders. Most

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<v Speaker 1>sports book opened the game with the Bengals minus six

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<v Speaker 1>and a half. Right now it's five. Uh so you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're aware of that, right, Yeah, I'm actually kind of surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have thought more than money would be on

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<v Speaker 1>the Bengals, but that's a good sun um. I got

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<v Speaker 1>the forty Niners plus three against the Cowboys. Actually like

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<v Speaker 1>the forty Niners straight up here, but we're gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>the points Niners a good road tune. They won six

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<v Speaker 1>games on the road and uh Dallas is the best

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<v Speaker 1>against the spread team in the NFL. Now we'll see

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<v Speaker 1>if that carries over in the playoffs. Like the forty

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<v Speaker 1>Niners are scrappy though. All right, I'm taking the Steelers

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<v Speaker 1>plus twelve and a half against the Chiefs, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know about that one, but it's a big

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<v Speaker 1>enough number. I figured i'd take it. And then Rams

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<v Speaker 1>minus three and a half against the Cardinals. Okay, cards

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<v Speaker 1>are great this year on the road. Yeah, they're like

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<v Speaker 1>they can't win at home, but they all eating one

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<v Speaker 1>anything else you're betting? Yes, Dan, I know it's January

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<v Speaker 1>right now, but thrown in a little golf action this

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<v Speaker 1>weekend the Stony Open, Jason co Crack for top ten

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<v Speaker 1>finish plus four hundred, throwing a unit on that too. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting the golf rolling early, all right. We had

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<v Speaker 1>five top ten finishes last last year. Al Right, bad lair.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do we start? How many units? Okay? I got

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of three unit bets, a couple of two

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<v Speaker 1>unit bets, and a couple of one unit bets. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I also like the bank. Okay. My three unit bets

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<v Speaker 1>are the Bangles of Bills and the Buccaneers. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I think Dale and I are both on the Bangles

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<v Speaker 1>and the Bills, and we're going against each other in

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<v Speaker 1>the Buccaneers Eagles. And I see you gave me a

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<v Speaker 1>half a point there down to eight and a half. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I had it at nine, but I appreciate that. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm gonna change some of my numbers from

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<v Speaker 1>what I sent in yesterday because that the Cardinals ramp

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<v Speaker 1>line changed on me. And by the way, Larry, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you this before. It's it's the Bengals, not Bangals. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>As being from Cincinnati growing up there, we're a little

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<v Speaker 1>sensitive when somebody says the Bengals, it's it's the Bengals. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay with the Stillers, but you know, it's the Bengals,

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<v Speaker 1>not the Bengals. The Bengals. That's a former you know,

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<v Speaker 1>girl band a great one too, do you explain that

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<v Speaker 1>to me a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, alright, So

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<v Speaker 1>I got three unents on those three that I want

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<v Speaker 1>to units on the forty niners, and then I'm since

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan jumped on my steel As, I'm going to knock

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<v Speaker 1>that down to a one unit bat So Steelers and

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<v Speaker 1>Cardinals both one units. Oh all right, all right, so

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<v Speaker 1>I had I sent them in its two units, angles, Bills,

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<v Speaker 1>Buccaneers three units each, two units, and then the Steelers

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<v Speaker 1>and the Cardinals one unit each. Okay, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure Ray is writing all of this down.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray has given me the thumbs up, okay, because Bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry sometimes complains about the bookkeeping on the show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some alleged descrepanti alleged Yeah. Well okay, um, the

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<v Speaker 1>my three over hounds, I'm I'm gonna just take off

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<v Speaker 1>the board right now. It's I gotta wait a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to put them out yet. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I sent him in yesterday. I don't want him anymore, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just gonna stay with those depths that I have. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>You can still, you know, we can add to this

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<v Speaker 1>if you say later on that you decide on Saturday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>you would like to have an over under them, we

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<v Speaker 1>can do that. Oh, I wasn't aware of that. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I will give you that opportunity if if you would

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<v Speaker 1>like to at up until game time, if you decide

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<v Speaker 1>you want to have bets on the over unders, then

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<v Speaker 1>you can do I have that privileges. Well, then yes

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<v Speaker 1>you can. Okay, yes you can. Oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't know, if I want to open that

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<v Speaker 1>can of worms, you don't, Yeah, I don't, Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta, I gotta. You know that two weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't keep track of Dylan's UM picks because he

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<v Speaker 1>never sent them to me and I have no record

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<v Speaker 1>of him. I try to listen to the tape and

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<v Speaker 1>it was erased, so I can't. I can't risk having

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<v Speaker 1>Dylon call you Saturday morning and change somebody's picks. And

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<v Speaker 1>there I was on vacation, Larry, That's why there was

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<v Speaker 1>no tape. You actually listened to a podcast where there

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<v Speaker 1>was nothing on the podcast, and then listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to the beginning and I and my picks

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<v Speaker 1>were submitted, and then I went for Dylan's picks, and

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<v Speaker 1>that part of the tape was erased. Well, we actually

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<v Speaker 1>we have documentation. We put the picks out on social

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<v Speaker 1>media that day, so we have there's a paper water style. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I will check that. Um what about Dylan congratulations on

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<v Speaker 1>the pie in the face when Yeah, that's good. We

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<v Speaker 1>have to uh, we have to deliver those tore Ay.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually yeah, Ray, Rey gets two pies to the face

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<v Speaker 1>off the national total. Again, Is that right, Ray, you

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<v Speaker 1>got two pines to the face. Oh yeah, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>It's up to you. Then we want to do that today,

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<v Speaker 1>We can do that tomorrow. I think we should do

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<v Speaker 1>it tomorrow. I like that because I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a pot pie, a pot pie, chicken pot pie smoking

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<v Speaker 1>hot no no, no, no, no, no, no no no no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that was never mentioned before. I just want I

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<v Speaker 1>just want Ray's face cleaned off after Dylan's pie and

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<v Speaker 1>then then mine comes back in mm hmm. Okay, how

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<v Speaker 1>about this? Okay, So Ray gets a pie tomorrow, Rey

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<v Speaker 1>gets a pie Monday. That's that's fine by me, Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>If that's fine by you. It sounds like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really get a choice. No, you don't know. Ray doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>rate is in no position to go you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>on second thought, UM, alright, bad lair. I'm just I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta let you know that social media is really starting

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<v Speaker 1>to question your greatness and the fact that Dylan has

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<v Speaker 1>been incredible. Dylan, Dylan, I'm I'm I'm proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a nice, nice comeback, no question about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>can guarantee you guys. I'm more surprised about not questioning

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<v Speaker 1>I'm up twenty how many? He's up twenty five and

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<v Speaker 1>a half year, up twenty four units? Minor strictly football Dan.

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<v Speaker 1>Social media's loving me. I had to branch out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's impossible to be up four units this year. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>where can I watch that thing? Yeah, I'll do it

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<v Speaker 1>on the show and if you don't see it, then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll send you a video of it, because you might say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I never saw it, so it never happened. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I really thought Ray was gonna when he heard I

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<v Speaker 1>had Georgia, he was just going to back out of

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<v Speaker 1>his bet with Dylan. That's what That's what smart money

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<v Speaker 1>would have done. That. Yeah, all right, well, good luck

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. We do have a paper trail and an

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<v Speaker 1>audio trail that these are the picks, just to let

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<v Speaker 1>everybody know and there will be no submissions leading up

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<v Speaker 1>to kickoff, that these are the bets. That's it on

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<v Speaker 1>this Thursday at around twelve Eastern time. Okay, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you guys. Good luck, Dylan, good luck,