WEBVTT - What the Hell Is That?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is that. It's one more thing, one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing before we get to Katie, Katie the news lady,

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<v Speaker 1>and her whatever she's going to tell us about. I

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<v Speaker 1>just got a text from my son. He said, our

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<v Speaker 1>inflatable jack o' lantern got away and was blowing down

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<v Speaker 1>the street, so he had to run. Who he had

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<v Speaker 1>to run and chase it and bring it back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>It's twenty two feet high. It's pretty big. WHOA, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's ADFJ. It's a It's a giant inflatable jacke lanner.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose it really could only get so far away

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<v Speaker 1>before it would deflate being unplugged.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I was going to ask. It has one

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<v Speaker 3>of those automatic fans, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it stays up for a little while. But

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to fly down the street and causing

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<v Speaker 1>her wrecker. No, I think it could get damaged badly. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care about that, but I don't want some

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<v Speaker 1>card crash because your jacketl because my giant inflatable jack

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<v Speaker 1>lantern is blowing down the street.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, listen to you and a little latest. You got

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty two foot jack lantern?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say twenty two. Yeah, that's saffing. I know

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<v Speaker 1>it is, but you're not worried about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's begetting damaged. You just buy another one, like you're

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff Bezos.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like eighty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like a oh it's quested Chinese slave labor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly. It's a statement piece, is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It really really brings the yard together, if you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. All the other different things, like ghoules

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<v Speaker 1>crawling up out of the ground because they were buried

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<v Speaker 1>alive or whatever other joyous thing that we're portraying in

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<v Speaker 1>our yard.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, they were buried dead, but now they're alive again.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And then the various skeletons. I guess people that died

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<v Speaker 1>so long ago that their flesh has rotted completely off,

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<v Speaker 1>but we've kept the bones for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, And again for some reason, now they are

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<v Speaker 2>crawling out of the earth to afflict us or mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Or if you're like my neighbor, they're now doing yard

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<v Speaker 3>work because they set them up with all of their

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<v Speaker 3>lawn instruments out in front.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's a good one. Pretty funny. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good one. Jack, Do you have a fog machine. I've

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<v Speaker 1>had one in the past. I don't. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I I'm gonna plug it in this year. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw a good one the other day, as somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>had bought the skeletons, and then taking apart the bones

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<v Speaker 1>one and you had a skeleton driving a riding lawnmower,

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<v Speaker 1>and then another skeleton looking at the writing lawnmoreerlike with

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<v Speaker 1>its bony hands on its face and shock, and then

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<v Speaker 1>like bones next to the writing lawnmower and ahead like

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<v Speaker 1>he'd run over one of the time something yea. So

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<v Speaker 1>telling a story of somebody not paying attention, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Reminds me it's I saw a guy with a skeleton

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<v Speaker 2>with wearing golf gear and a golf club in his

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<v Speaker 2>hand on his front patio, and I thought, because I've

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<v Speaker 2>got a skeleton one of my victims, we all know them,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to I've got I got an extra one.

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<v Speaker 2>I really have to put that out front.

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<v Speaker 1>They're handy, they're a good time. It's worth spending a

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<v Speaker 1>little more for the good ones. But they're they're fun. Boy.

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<v Speaker 2>As an empty nester with no kids trick or treating

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<v Speaker 2>in my hood, Halloween means nothing to me. It doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's disappointing.

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<v Speaker 3>I went into a spirit over the weekend and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't I mean, and you can't put any of that

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<v Speaker 3>stuff in your yard. If you have kids coming by,

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<v Speaker 3>it would it would traumatize them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were at one of the spirit stores too.

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<v Speaker 1>They're pop up stores, I guess anyway, Uh, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff was way too gruesome and scary. The closest neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to me where I live now are little kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're they're so excited. They're like six and four.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to be the Mandalorian, so excited about it

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<v Speaker 1>for your girls, a princess of some sort. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want them to, you know, have nightmares.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't want your front yard to look like

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<v Speaker 2>the battlefields of Ukraine. When the little kids are just

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<v Speaker 2>wanting to, you know, where their costumes. That'll get some candy.

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<v Speaker 1>It shouldn't be Antietam at the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>It should be more festive than that. Although Henry's big

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<v Speaker 1>on we're going to give out full sized candy bars

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<v Speaker 1>this year. We're going to be the legendary house. People

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<v Speaker 1>are going to talk about it. So we're feeling handing

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<v Speaker 1>out the full size you get an actual sninkers bar,

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<v Speaker 1>like from the vending machine.

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<v Speaker 2>I had had out slips of paper that indicated what

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<v Speaker 2>each child's share of the national debt is. To this point,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to see something scary kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a look at that you don't understand compound interest. Okay, Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your story? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>So over the weekend, I was having a blast. I

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<v Speaker 3>was folding laundry and I had the TV going, and

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<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden I heard this noise and I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know what it is. To note, I have one

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<v Speaker 3>of those Alexa things in my house and it's been

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<v Speaker 3>randomly going off at times, answering questions I didn't ask,

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<v Speaker 3>and what not.

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<v Speaker 1>Right I had? That happened the other day. Yeah, We're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at dinner in my phone, all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>what was that? You said? What? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't eat right? So I turned the TV off

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<v Speaker 3>and I waited, and about two minutes later it happened again.

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<v Speaker 3>And Michael, could you play that that sounder for me?

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<v Speaker 2>And be forgotting about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so that was the noise?

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA, my good Lord.

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<v Speaker 3>I had forgotten that Hansen sent me the clip of

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<v Speaker 3>Michaelangelo doing the exhale and scream, and I had changed

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<v Speaker 3>it to the noise that my phone makes when he

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<v Speaker 3>text messages me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's fun. I shut my whole house down.

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<v Speaker 3>And then Michael, thank god you sent us like three

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<v Speaker 3>text messages in a row to the group. So I

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<v Speaker 3>kept hearing that, and I, oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If you didn't remember, you'd think the person trapped in

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<v Speaker 1>your attic is trying to get out or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd have grabbed a gun. I'm not sure what was

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<v Speaker 2>going on, but no one the pooh was about to

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<v Speaker 2>hit the fan anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>That was it.

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<v Speaker 3>That just scared the absolute.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit out of me. And oh my god, there's somebody

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<v Speaker 1>tied to the radiator in my basement the whole time

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<v Speaker 1>I've lived here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Now they're crawling up through the ground or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That is like practically the most disturbing sound I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>To not be able to identify and wonder what.

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<v Speaker 2>It was happening in the background where you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't clearly hear it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it was. My phone was on the couch

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<v Speaker 3>and I was kind of off in the dining room,

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<v Speaker 3>so it just was coming from anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a human in pain or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Something. The most disturbing sound I've ever dealt with when

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<v Speaker 2>when we lived in our little rental house when we

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<v Speaker 2>first moved to California.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when you had a polder guy. She used

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<v Speaker 1>to tell us about it every single we got a

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<v Speaker 1>poulder guys in our house.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there are feral cats who lived in the bushes,

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<v Speaker 2>and they would like be right below our window and

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<v Speaker 2>they would be making sweet sweet cat love and the

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<v Speaker 2>screams Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>They love each other.

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<v Speaker 3>This National Cat Day.

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<v Speaker 2>I am a practical man and not prone to superstition

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<v Speaker 2>or anything like that. I would have testified that a

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<v Speaker 2>woman was being victimized in the most terrible way right

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<v Speaker 2>outside the window. It sounded precisely like a human woman

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<v Speaker 2>crying in pain and terror.

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<v Speaker 1>And this would wake me up like three nights a week. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>did you go out with a gun or do you

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<v Speaker 1>just think good luck with that and go back to sleep. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I became aware that it was the freaking cat. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like pulled up the shades and looked out the window. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on in the cat screy way. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you f a kidding? Un Oh my gosh, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think i've ever heard cats do it. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>do cats do like trained domesticated cats sound like that

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<v Speaker 1>when they make love or just feral cats.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they were doing it wrong or

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<v Speaker 2>doing it like really really right, but it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was, Oh, it was so we're just freaky had a. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they could be. They could be. Uh yeah, they're just

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<v Speaker 1>not into vanilla sex, as they say in the Cats exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow ah, oh god, I can't believe I made that noise.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet I could make it again if I wanted to,

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<v Speaker 1>and I shouldn't know. Well, I guess that's it.