1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: What the hell is that. It's one more thing, one 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 1: more thing before we get to Katie, Katie the news lady, 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: and her whatever she's going to tell us about. I 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 1: just got a text from my son. He said, our 5 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: inflatable jack o' lantern got away and was blowing down 6 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: the street, so he had to run. Who he had 7 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: to run and chase it and bring it back. 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 2: It's a nightmare. 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: It's twenty two feet high. It's pretty big. WHOA, yeah, 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: that's ADFJ. It's a It's a giant inflatable jacke lanner. 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: I suppose it really could only get so far away 12 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: before it would deflate being unplugged. 13 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,879 Speaker 3: That's why I was going to ask. It has one 14 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 3: of those automatic fans, right. 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, but it stays up for a little while. But 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 1: you don't want to fly down the street and causing 17 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: her wrecker. No, I think it could get damaged badly. Well, 18 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: I don't care about that, but I don't want some 19 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: card crash because your jacketl because my giant inflatable jack 20 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: lantern is blowing down the street. 21 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 2: Boy, listen to you and a little latest. You got 22 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 2: a twenty two foot jack lantern? 23 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: Did you say twenty two. Yeah, that's saffing. I know 24 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: it is, but you're not worried about it. 25 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 2: It's begetting damaged. You just buy another one, like you're 26 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos. 27 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: It was like eighty dollars. 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 2: It's not like a oh it's quested Chinese slave labor. 29 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. It's a statement piece, is what it is. 30 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: It really really brings the yard together, if you know 31 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. All the other different things, like ghoules 32 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,639 Speaker 1: crawling up out of the ground because they were buried 33 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: alive or whatever other joyous thing that we're portraying in 34 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:40,039 Speaker 1: our yard. 35 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 2: No, No, they were buried dead, but now they're alive again. 36 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 1: Is that what's going on? 37 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 2: Yeah? 38 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: And then the various skeletons. I guess people that died 39 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: so long ago that their flesh has rotted completely off, 40 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: but we've kept the bones for some reason. 41 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 2: All right, And again for some reason, now they are 42 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,040 Speaker 2: crawling out of the earth to afflict us or mean. 43 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 3: Or if you're like my neighbor, they're now doing yard 44 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 3: work because they set them up with all of their 45 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 3: lawn instruments out in front. 46 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good one. Pretty funny. That's a 47 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: good one. Jack, Do you have a fog machine. I've 48 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: had one in the past. I don't. I don't know 49 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: if I I'm gonna plug it in this year. I 50 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: saw a good one the other day, as somebody who 51 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: had bought the skeletons, and then taking apart the bones 52 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:27,239 Speaker 1: one and you had a skeleton driving a riding lawnmower, 53 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: and then another skeleton looking at the writing lawnmoreerlike with 54 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 1: its bony hands on its face and shock, and then 55 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: like bones next to the writing lawnmower and ahead like 56 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: he'd run over one of the time something yea. So 57 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: telling a story of somebody not paying attention, it. 58 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 2: Reminds me it's I saw a guy with a skeleton 59 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 2: with wearing golf gear and a golf club in his 60 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 2: hand on his front patio, and I thought, because I've 61 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 2: got a skeleton one of my victims, we all know them, 62 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,919 Speaker 2: I've got to I've got I got an extra one. 63 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 2: I really have to put that out front. 64 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: They're handy, they're a good time. It's worth spending a 65 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: little more for the good ones. But they're they're fun. Boy. 66 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 2: As an empty nester with no kids trick or treating 67 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 2: in my hood, Halloween means nothing to me. It doesn't exist. 68 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: Interesting. 69 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,119 Speaker 2: Yes, it's disappointing. 70 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,520 Speaker 3: I went into a spirit over the weekend and I 71 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 3: don't I mean, and you can't put any of that 72 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 3: stuff in your yard. If you have kids coming by, 73 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,519 Speaker 3: it would it would traumatize them. 74 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, we were at one of the spirit stores too. 75 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: They're pop up stores, I guess anyway, Uh, yeah, this 76 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: stuff was way too gruesome and scary. The closest neighbors 77 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: I've got to me where I live now are little kids, 78 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: and they're they're so excited. They're like six and four. 79 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: He's going to be the Mandalorian, so excited about it 80 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: for your girls, a princess of some sort. But I 81 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: don't want them to, you know, have nightmares. 82 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 2: No, you don't want your front yard to look like 83 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 2: the battlefields of Ukraine. When the little kids are just 84 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 2: wanting to, you know, where their costumes. That'll get some candy. 85 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 1: It shouldn't be Antietam at the end of the day. 86 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: It should be more festive than that. Although Henry's big 87 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: on we're going to give out full sized candy bars 88 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: this year. We're going to be the legendary house. People 89 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: are going to talk about it. So we're feeling handing 90 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: out the full size you get an actual sninkers bar, 91 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: like from the vending machine. 92 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 2: I had had out slips of paper that indicated what 93 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 2: each child's share of the national debt is. To this point, 94 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 2: you want to see something scary kids. 95 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: Take a look at that you don't understand compound interest. Okay, Katie, 96 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: what's your story? Okay? 97 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 3: So over the weekend, I was having a blast. I 98 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 3: was folding laundry and I had the TV going, and 99 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 3: all of a sudden I heard this noise and I 100 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 3: didn't know what it is. To note, I have one 101 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 3: of those Alexa things in my house and it's been 102 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 3: randomly going off at times, answering questions I didn't ask, 103 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 3: and what not. 104 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 1: Right I had? That happened the other day. Yeah, We're 105 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,159 Speaker 1: sitting at dinner in my phone, all of a sudden, 106 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: what was that? You said? What? Yeah? 107 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 3: I didn't eat right? So I turned the TV off 108 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 3: and I waited, and about two minutes later it happened again. 109 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,039 Speaker 3: And Michael, could you play that that sounder for me? 110 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 2: And be forgotting about it? 111 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: Here we go. 112 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:24,360 Speaker 3: Okay, so that was the noise? 113 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 1: WHOA, my good Lord. 114 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 3: I had forgotten that Hansen sent me the clip of 115 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 3: Michaelangelo doing the exhale and scream, and I had changed 116 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 3: it to the noise that my phone makes when he 117 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 3: text messages me. 118 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: Oh that's fun. I shut my whole house down. 119 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 3: And then Michael, thank god you sent us like three 120 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 3: text messages in a row to the group. So I 121 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 3: kept hearing that, and I, oh, yeah. 122 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: If you didn't remember, you'd think the person trapped in 123 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: your attic is trying to get out or something. 124 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 2: I'd have grabbed a gun. I'm not sure what was 125 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 2: going on, but no one the pooh was about to 126 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,919 Speaker 2: hit the fan anyway. 127 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 1: That was it. 128 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 3: That just scared the absolute. 129 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: Shit out of me. And oh my god, there's somebody 130 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: tied to the radiator in my basement the whole time 131 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 1: I've lived here. 132 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 2: Oh wow, Now they're crawling up through the ground or something. 133 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 2: I don't know. 134 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 1: That is like practically the most disturbing sound I can imagine. 135 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: To not be able to identify and wonder what. 136 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 2: It was happening in the background where you know, you 137 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 2: don't clearly hear it. 138 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was. My phone was on the couch 139 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 3: and I was kind of off in the dining room, 140 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 3: so it just was coming from anywhere. 141 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: It's like a human in pain or something. 142 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:54,280 Speaker 2: Something. The most disturbing sound I've ever dealt with when 143 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 2: when we lived in our little rental house when we 144 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 2: first moved to California. 145 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: I remember when you had a polder guy. She used 146 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: to tell us about it every single we got a 147 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: poulder guys in our house. 148 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,680 Speaker 2: Now there are feral cats who lived in the bushes, 149 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:08,160 Speaker 2: and they would like be right below our window and 150 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 2: they would be making sweet sweet cat love and the 151 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 2: screams Katie. 152 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: They love each other. 153 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,360 Speaker 3: This National Cat Day. 154 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 2: I am a practical man and not prone to superstition 155 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 2: or anything like that. I would have testified that a 156 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 2: woman was being victimized in the most terrible way right 157 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 2: outside the window. It sounded precisely like a human woman 158 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 2: crying in pain and terror. 159 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: And this would wake me up like three nights a week. Well, 160 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 1: did you go out with a gun or do you 161 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: just think good luck with that and go back to sleep. Well, no, 162 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: I became aware that it was the freaking cat. I'd 163 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: like pulled up the shades and looked out the window. Hey, 164 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 1: what's going on in the cat screy way. I'm like, 165 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:02,960 Speaker 1: are you f a kidding? Un Oh my gosh, I know. 166 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 2: It's just terrible. 167 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever heard cats do it. Oh 168 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 1: do cats do like trained domesticated cats sound like that 169 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,239 Speaker 1: when they make love or just feral cats. 170 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 2: I don't know if they were doing it wrong or 171 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 2: doing it like really really right, but it. 172 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:25,239 Speaker 1: Was, Oh, it was so we're just freaky had a. Yeah, 173 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: they could be. They could be. Uh yeah, they're just 174 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:32,079 Speaker 1: not into vanilla sex, as they say in the Cats exactly. 175 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:33,680 Speaker 2: Wow. 176 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:41,560 Speaker 1: Wow ah, oh god, I can't believe I made that noise. 177 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:43,400 Speaker 1: I bet I could make it again if I wanted to, 178 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:49,200 Speaker 1: and I shouldn't know. Well, I guess that's it.