WEBVTT - 5 Things I've Never Told You About My Exes 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:05.200 You're listening to Jojosa Now with Me, Jojo Siua and 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:06.920 iHeartRadio Podcast. 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:10.080 Welcome back to JoJo's CEA. 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:15.159 Now everybody, I gotta admit I thoroughly am enjoying this 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:19.680 new whole The Five Things, because truly, I was prepping 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:24.000 today's podcast and I was thinking about five things in 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:28.240 this situation, and I went down memory lane myself, this 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:31.480 is gonna this is gonna get interesting, it's gonna get juicy, 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:35.800 it's gonna get gossipy, it's gonna get insider information, and 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.120 I'm I'm thoroughly I'm stoked about. 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.360 It, honestly too, because I feel like a lot of times. 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:47.240 With me, people think like I'm not normal, or I'm 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:50.040 not real, or I'm not human. And I feel like 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:52.720 the things that I'm gonna talk about in doing the 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:57.680 Five Things, You're gonna get to see the more human 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:03.280 side of me, which I'm really, really really stoked about. Anyways, 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:07.240 jumping straight into today's what I'm doing. 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:09.240 Five things that I did with my ex that I 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:10.480 can't believe. I'm telling you. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.959 I wanted to do this on because I thought it 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:15.720 was funny. There's a viral clip of me that's like 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.160 dream guests on my podcast. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:18.480 Oh, probably one of my exes. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:23.480 And honestly, in that moment, that was what I was thinking, 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:27.160 what I was feeling, right, I never expected that to 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:31.119 go as I guess viral as it did. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.160 But I guess a man, I could. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:38.520 Literally at this point say anything and it'll get dogged 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.480 on by the internet, which is fine, I'm here for it. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:43.280 I'll be the human punching bag for the world. Don't 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.840 really care anymore. But I didn't really expect that, And 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.800 then I feel like that drew a lot of attension 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.480 to the podcasts, and so now everyone's been like, well, 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:53.120 which ex are you gonna have on your podcast? 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:54.680 And I was like, absolutely not a them. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.880 I was like, if I had to, no, absolutely not, no, 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:03.360 absolutely never. But I will say I do have a 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:06.440 good relationship with one of my exes. But aside from that, 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:11.200 you know, I I'm good, all past all fast. I 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:14.200 think it's important that you keep yourself happy and you 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.440 keep yourself mentally stable, and for me to do that, 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.400 I will not have anybody in this podcast room with me. 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:21.000 No, absolutely not. 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:26.080 Anyways, though, jumping into the point of this new format, 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:27.920 five things I did with my ex and I can't 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:31.800 believe I'm telling you I got five little miniature story 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.720 times for you, and uh, without for I do. I 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:38.079 feel like we should just jump right in, go off 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:41.800 the deep end, and start off with I lived with 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:42.840 one of my exes. 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.240 Actually technically my ex lived with me. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.920 We're in my house, in this very room. Actually this 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.720 room used to be my bedroom. So my house is 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.600 kind of split up, and I have three rooms on 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:58.680 one side of the house and now I've lived in 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:01.840 all three at some point, but at this point in time, 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.440 this room that I'm in right now feeling this podcast 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:10.280 was actually my bedroom. And yeah, it's so strange to 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:11.840 me because I was very very young. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:12.960 We were. 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:17.239 I was seventeen, she was sixteen. But you just had 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:22.400 to be there to understand why we lived together. I 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.359 don't know how to explain it. I don't know why 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.160 it made sense. If I was a mom and I 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:28.760 had a sixteen year old or seventeen year old, I'd 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.880 be like, no, that's chaotic, absolutely not. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:33.360 That's psychotic, absolutely not. 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:35.920 And like even if. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:41.040 I like, I have friends now that are seventeen, Okay, 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.640 I don't have friends, but I know people that are seventeen. 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.200 I know people that are sixteen and I hear them 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:49.720 talking about their first crushes or their relationships or my 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:54.360 cousin is a solid example. She's sixteen and I cannot 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.240 imagine them living together. 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:00.640 But again, you'd just had to be there. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.480 To understand why it made sense. 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.320 I think because it was like the best. 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:05.240 Way that I could explain it. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.920 I think because it was COVID and there. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.360 Wasn't really much going on and we were happier and 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.200 it just like worked. 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:14.160 We were able to. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.360 But the crazy thing is she didn't even live in 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.479 California at the time. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:22.360 She lived across the country, which really blows my mind 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.680 that we made it work and that it worked better 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:29.320 and that at sixteen she was able to make that commitment. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:32.880 I mean it, it genuinely, when I tell you, blows 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.560 my mind to look back and think, yah, because I'm 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:35.520 not much older now. 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:36.200 I'm twenty. 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.320 Now I'm only four years old or three years older, 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.960 I guess from my age. But I'm just like, damn, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:45.320 that like really doesn't make sense to me. But again, 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.200 I'm only twenty and so I can't imagine I'll feel 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.160 in five years. But that is that is the first 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:54.080 thing that I I guess it's kind of known, but 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:57.800 I've never been so open about it, but it is. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:01.640 It is a thing. Second thing that I can't believe. 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:05.000 I'm telling you this actually kind of goes both ways. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.960 And I just have written down background check because it's 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.760 kind of a two parter. Number One thing is I 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:15.400 have to have people background checked, and that is very 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:19.200 normal in a celebrity situation, but something happened with an 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.040 X that now because of it, I have. 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.480 To do a little bit of a background check on people. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:29.320 And first X that I had a background check, there 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:32.320 was something in a background check and I was like, wow, 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.960 that's fascin because we're telling me that one. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:40.080 But the thing is is I didn't. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.040 We never We never Okay, Okay, Okay, I need to 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.279 be very straight up. We were never official, Okay, but 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:45.560 we were talking. We were deep enough into talking for 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:48.000 the background truck to happen, and I got a feeling. 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:51.120 And now I'm a little more lenient with the background check. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.320 I'm like, Okay, if the feelings there, like, let me 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:54.840 be smart and let me make sure I do it. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.760 But if it's not, then like, if the trust is there, 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:02.359 the trust is there, that should have also been a 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:03.000 big sign. 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:06.360 I guess I don't know. I think I think it 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:07.280 kind of depends. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:08.960 On the person in the situation and everything. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.479 Anyways, so background check happens, and yeah, there was a 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.920 bit of a record on somebody and I was like, wow, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:19.520 thank god for the background check. I am out on 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.760 this one dog. And yeah, that's that's how that wrapped up. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:26.920 But second part of this is I hope I don't 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:29.400 get in trouble for talking about this, but I don't 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:33.120 think I will because I'm gonna be very unexplicit about 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.560 this so that way no one can gain any inside 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:39.960 of information. But one of my exes actually had to 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:43.120 reach out to me for me to complete a background 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:44.440 check on them, and. 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:47.360 I was like, no way, this is real, No way, 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:48.000 this is real. 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:52.039 And it was it was fine, like they were chill 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.440 like I would the background check for. Like it was 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:56.039 more of a like, we just need to talk to you, 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.640 as one of her exes, to see, you know, just 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.120 to give us a little information. And so I did 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.479 and totally fine. It was for something that's very normal 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:05.960 that you would need a background check for. And I 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:09.240 was like, yeah, absolutely, I'm so down. But receiving that 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:14.680 text of like, Hey, so I know we're not speaking 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.480 and this is very odd of me to reach out 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.800 to you, but I kind of need you to do this. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.320 Is it okay if I give him your email? 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:22.640 And I was like absolutely, and I we had to 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.080 talk about when we broke up and how we were 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:30.280 both idiots and we're it's just silly stuff. And honestly, 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.280 it brought me a lot of like silly fun closure 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:37.080 that I guess I didn't need, but it was kind 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:41.200 of fun to receive. And then yeah, just kind of 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.600 getting to explain our relationship because it wasn't very long lived, 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:47.520 so to get to explain our relationship. I was like, well, 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:48.760 all right, this is kind of funny. 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.880 Anyways, third thing, all this is bad. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.600 This is bad. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:56.960 This is bad. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:00.520 Honestly, I I was. 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:03.960 I was kind of scared to even talk about this, 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:07.280 but I was like, Eh, it'll. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.280 Be fine, it'll be fine. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:13.800 No, just be a little ah, it's not fine. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.440 This would have been like around two ish years ago, 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.840 and I started doing all of my new music right 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.160 and recording all these songs. People don't know this, but 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.080 I have a lot of songs in the bank. 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:26.840 That I have recorded. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:29.040 I have a little category of. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.960 Like twenty eight, twenty seven or twenty eight songs that 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:35.400 I've recorded. Some I wrote, some I didn't write some 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:37.600 I my voice are on all. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.640 My voice is actually on all of them. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:44.319 But there's some that my voice isn't on yet doesn't 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:47.280 matter anyways. Uh, this isn't a phase where I'm doing 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.120 a lot of sessions. I have a recording session right now. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:53.600 I barely do recording session because it's already done. The 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.360 only thing will be is we're like, oh, let's add 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.840 some things, let's take away some things, or let's change 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:58.360 some things. 0:08:58.360 --> 0:08:59.760 That's like the reasons why I would go into the 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.760 station now. But back then, it's like two years ago. 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.680 I'm in the studio honestly, maybe like four or five 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.040 days a week. It is all the time. So I'm 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.920 in this relationship. They come out to visit me, and 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.520 I can take a bit off work, get a bit 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.560 off for a recording studio, but I can't take it 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.560 all off. And so I had this session that I 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.520 really didn't want to cancel because it has been so 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:26.040 long in the making that I was like, nat it, 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.360 we gotta do this session. And so I do this 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.199 recording session and I was like, can you just can 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:31.960 you come with me? 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:33.400 And they were like. 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.680 Yeah, of course. So we're at the recording session and 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:40.280 the whole day is just not good. Right. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:44.840 Our relationship at this point it wasn't good. I knew 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:50.000 that I was out on the relationship, but I didn't 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:51.480 really know how to be out of the relationship. I 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:53.360 didn't know how to end things with her, and so 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:56.959 I was just kind of like stringing myself along. Maybe 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:00.319 things will get better, I don't really know. Anyway, So 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:04.839 I'm in the recording session, and the recording session was great. 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.640 However, I look out. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.840 And my girlfriend at the time was crying and being 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:13.480 like so pissed off on her phone. Come and find 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.560 out she was reading hate about our relationship. And I 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:19.120 was just like stop, like I've told you, like, don't 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:23.920 don't feed into it like she was. She really liked 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.960 feeding into it, and it just of course it made 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.040 it worse. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.719 You know what I mean, And so I was like no. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:35.719 I just anyways, So we're in this recording session and 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:40.920 this song that I'm recording is a song about a girl, 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:42.959 and the song will be released. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:45.319 For a while, but it's a song about a girl. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.360 And it's very sweet, it's very sentimental. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:51.320 I did not write the song, but I knew that 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.800 this song was a smash and I was like, absolutely, 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.760 I want it and I want to record it. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:57.000 Maybe very clear. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.840 About me not writing the song, because that is something 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.760 that I get pressed for on the world today. I've 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:02.880 never claimed to be a songwriter. I have claimed to 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.480 be an entertainer, which sure is hell Liam, I'm keeping 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.520 all you entertained out there, but I definitely am not 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:13.079 a songwriter. I have written songs, but not a songwriter anyways. 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:15.320 Don't have anything to do with writing, but I do 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.600 attach things to songs when i'm singing them. 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.360 So this song, it's a very sweet. 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.760 Song about a girl, about my girl, and it's very 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.319 cute and I really love the song, really love the 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:30.160 hit and I we end the recording session and we 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.080 get in the car and my girlfriend at the time 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:35.800 was like, that song was really good, and I was like, 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:37.719 thank you so much, bab, like I really appreciate that. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.959 And then she asked me, she goes, do you think 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.880 about me when you sing it? And when I tell you, 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:50.559 without missing a damn beat, I go no. I didn't 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.640 even realize that that flew out of my mouth because 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:57.200 I didn't. I didn't I guess love her anymore. And 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.520 I was confused and there was just a lot happening 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.840 in my brain. And it was a rough day of 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.880 me being in the session and looking out at her 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.800 and she was just not happy to be there, and 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.800 I wasn't letting myself think about her. And I was like, 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.640 I'm just focusing on this song right now, like I'm 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:17.120 not attaching you to it anyways. So I just I blurted, 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:21.240 literally blurted. I could not help it, no out of 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.800 my mouth. And I was like, I don't think about 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.480 anything when I sing songs. And she was like, you 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:28.360 don't think about me when you're singing this song, like 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.080 you should think about me. And I was like, well, 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:32.880 I'm already on this path of like I said, no, 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.880 so I just really gotta go with it here and 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:36.640 like be honest. So I was like, no, I really 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.640 really don't and she was like, oh, but. 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:40.640 I did it. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.480 Oh this is awful to say, But I didn't necessarily 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:47.920 care because I was so out already and so much 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.320 had happened that I was just like, this isn't a 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.360 good relationship. And that is the thing we have to 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.959 go through bad relationships to have good relationships. And so 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:56.640 I was just like, you know what, it's fine. We're 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.240 all gonna live. We've gotta move on. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:00.319 This day is gonna be over, our relationships gonna be all, and. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.440 We will all be fine. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:13.160 I got two more for you, number four coming in 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:18.000 a hot I have this one titled This is titled 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:23.920 target parking Lot seeing in Secret. Ah, this is funny. Honestly, 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.679 if this ex evert listens to this, I hope they 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:29.720 laugh because I think it's funny. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:31.400 I don't know if they'll think it's funny, but I 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:32.080 think it's funny. 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:36.600 Anyways, at this point in time, I had been seeing 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:38.720 this person and then not saying this person and saying 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:40.800 this person is not saying this person saying this person's 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:44.520 not saying this person, very very on and off, and 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:46.160 for a point in time we were very serious. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:47.880 For a point in time we weren't very serious. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:52.160 And where it got really hard is my family knew 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:55.520 that we weren't good together, but I thought we were, 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:57.560 and she thought we were as well. 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.120 But we weren't. 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.320 And that's okay, And it's okay that we thought we 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:05.000 were for a bit in time, but overall, at the 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.079 end of the day, we just weren't and our people 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:10.240 around us could see that, but we couldn't. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.040 And so we decided that we. 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:17.640 Were going to see each other without anybody knowing. Where 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:21.160 That all was was the Target to parking lot. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:23.960 What happens in the Target parking lot stays in the 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:24.800 Target parking lot. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:26.920 Honestly, though, it was so cute. 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.120 I ended up telling my my family about and my 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.160 friends about it because they were. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:32.920 Like, why are you going to Target? 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.600 Like you never go to the store, Like what is 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:36.080 going on? 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:42.000 I was nineteen, a young dumb still young, still dumb, torny, 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.800 still horny, but I yeah, Target parking lot. 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:46.360 It was cute. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:47.680 I would just text your and be like, hey, I'm 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.120 at Target. I want to come. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.480 When I would like, literally not be at Target, and 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:52.680 then she's like, I'll be there in. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:55.000 Ten And yeah. We just had fun. 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.320 We didn't do anything bad bad in the Target parking lot, 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.840 just a couple of bakeouts, had fun. I'd go into 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:02.720 talk getting buy her something, and but yeah, it was cute. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:03.520 It was fun. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:05.520 No, nothing harmful. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:05.960 That's my thing. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:09.240 As long as you're having good, safe, cute fun, it's fine, 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:12.520 it's not hurting anybody else, You'll be okay, Okay. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.119 The last story. I say this one for last. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.920 Because it makes me laugh because it's like the one 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.120 bad thing that I did when I was a Kid's 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.280 the only time I've ever snuck out of my house. 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.480 And I was thinking about this, and the thing is 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.680 is this is not with one of my ex girlfriends. 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:31.840 It's with one of my ex friends and her ex 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:33.360 boy friend. 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:35.680 Boy fling doesn't really matter that much. 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.360 And when I was like, this story is so good 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.040 that I do want to include it in here because 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.400 it is like, this is the type of shit that 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.040 you want to hear on this podcast, I was like, 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:46.880 you know what, for doing the five things, I'm including 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:51.480 this in the five things. Anyways, So, Bob, it's not 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:58.200 like twenty nineteen is before COVID, right, I think it's 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:02.280 before COVID. It's like, oh no, no, no, okay, it's twenty twenty, 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:05.280 but it's twenty twenty pre COVID. So it's like February 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:09.400 twenty twenty, or like January twenty twenty. My friend and 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:11.720 it was they actually they both were my friends, but 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:13.520 the girl in the situation. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.320 This is a straight story. Oh god, this is. 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:17.040 A straight story. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.920 But yeah, so one of one of my best friends 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:22.160 and her boyfling. 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:24.480 They were both my friends when. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:25.720 I was way closer to the girl than I was 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:26.360 the boy, but I was. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.600 I loved them both, knew them both separately, and then 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:34.440 they ended up getting together, and yeah, he wasn't taking 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:35.680 the relationship. 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:36.440 As seriously as she was. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.840 They were never official, but they had never talked about 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:39.920 if they were official or not. 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.160 And so, honestly, looking. 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:45.200 Back now being older, at the time, I was sixteen, 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.280 so I was like, oh man, he's so bad because 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.480 that's you know, what I was hearing from her sign 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.240 of things. But now that I'm older, I'm twenty, I'm like, nah, 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:55.360 y'all didn't communicate. That's really no one's fault. Like y'all 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:59.560 are also young and numb, like it doesn't matter that much. However, 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.680 at the time, this was the most dramatic news of 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:06.440 all of twenty twenty, if you ask sixteen year old Jojo. 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.040 So anyways, she told me that he had another girlfriend. 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:13.320 I realized that neither of them were his girlfriends. They 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:16.920 both were just girls that he was seeing, but not girlfriends. 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.280 And so long a story short, she got. 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:23.080 Me to age his guts and rightfully so at the time, 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:24.720 totally fine. 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.200 But she had this hoodie of his. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:30.520 And she was like, I want to take it to 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:32.919 his house with glitter infused, and. 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:34.480 I want to write on it and I want. 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:36.040 To destroy the hood of and I want to drop 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.680 it off at his house and like make a run 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:39.080 for it. 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:42.600 And I was like, let's do it, like so down somebody. 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:43.400 It was a blacklady. 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.159 So we wrote on it with silver sharp be like 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.440 thank you for nothing, love, and then like her name, 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:51.720 and then we put glitter all like in the inside 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:53.240 of the pockets that way, like you try to watch 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:55.199 them in the glitter whatever. It was so stupid, like 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:57.359 the most sixteen year old thing you could ever do. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.800 And at the time she was nineteen, I think. 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:02.080 So we were gonna plan to take this hoodie, but 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.800 we knew that we couldn't tell my mom because my 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:06.840 mom would be like, that is a stupid idea. I 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.119 do not do that, So we didn't tell her. We 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:10.840 told my mom that we were going for ice cream. 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:15.920 It was like nine pm on a weekday or weekend, 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:18.920 nine pm on a twenty twenty day, and my mom 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:20.359 was like you two are not going to get ice 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:21.520 cream right now, and we're like, yeah, we go, We're 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:22.440 gonna go to Sultan's Straw. 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:23.560 I will never forget this. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:27.560 And at the time, I had both my cars. I 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:29.480 had my Beamer with my face on it, my Tesla 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:30.320 with my face on it. 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:33.400 But because we were driving to his house. 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:38.000 We didn't want a car with my face on it, 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:43.439 so we took my mom's car and we essentially we 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.080 snuck out. I mean, my mom knew that we were 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:48.320