Speaker 1: You're listening to Jojosa Now with Me, Jojo Siua and
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Speaker 2: Welcome back to JoJo's CEA.
Speaker 1: Now everybody, I gotta admit I thoroughly am enjoying this
Speaker 1: new whole The Five Things, because truly, I was prepping
Speaker 1: today's podcast and I was thinking about five things in
Speaker 1: this situation, and I went down memory lane myself, this
Speaker 1: is gonna this is gonna get interesting, it's gonna get juicy,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get gossipy, it's gonna get insider information, and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm thoroughly I'm stoked about.
Speaker 2: It, honestly too, because I feel like a lot of times.
Speaker 1: With me, people think like I'm not normal, or I'm
Speaker 1: not real, or I'm not human. And I feel like
Speaker 1: the things that I'm gonna talk about in doing the
Speaker 1: Five Things, You're gonna get to see the more human
Speaker 1: side of me, which I'm really, really really stoked about. Anyways,
Speaker 1: jumping straight into today's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Five things that I did with my ex that I
Speaker 3: can't believe. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do this on because I thought it
Speaker 1: was funny. There's a viral clip of me that's like
Speaker 1: dream guests on my podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh, probably one of my exes.
Speaker 1: And honestly, in that moment, that was what I was thinking,
Speaker 1: what I was feeling, right, I never expected that to
Speaker 1: go as I guess viral as it did.
Speaker 2: But I guess a man, I could.
Speaker 1: Literally at this point say anything and it'll get dogged
Speaker 1: on by the internet, which is fine, I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: I'll be the human punching bag for the world. Don't
Speaker 1: really care anymore. But I didn't really expect that, And
Speaker 1: then I feel like that drew a lot of attension
Speaker 1: to the podcasts, and so now everyone's been like, well,
Speaker 1: which ex are you gonna have on your podcast?
Speaker 3: And I was like, absolutely not a them.
Speaker 1: I was like, if I had to, no, absolutely not, no,
Speaker 1: absolutely never. But I will say I do have a
Speaker 1: good relationship with one of my exes. But aside from that,
Speaker 1: you know, I I'm good, all past all fast. I
Speaker 1: think it's important that you keep yourself happy and you
Speaker 1: keep yourself mentally stable, and for me to do that,
Speaker 1: I will not have anybody in this podcast room with me.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Anyways, though, jumping into the point of this new format,
Speaker 1: five things I did with my ex and I can't
Speaker 1: believe I'm telling you I got five little miniature story
Speaker 1: times for you, and uh, without for I do. I
Speaker 1: feel like we should just jump right in, go off
Speaker 1: the deep end, and start off with I lived with
Speaker 1: one of my exes.
Speaker 2: Actually technically my ex lived with me.
Speaker 1: We're in my house, in this very room. Actually this
Speaker 1: room used to be my bedroom. So my house is
Speaker 1: kind of split up, and I have three rooms on
Speaker 1: one side of the house and now I've lived in
Speaker 1: all three at some point, but at this point in time,
Speaker 1: this room that I'm in right now feeling this podcast
Speaker 1: was actually my bedroom. And yeah, it's so strange to
Speaker 1: me because I was very very young.
Speaker 3: We were.
Speaker 1: I was seventeen, she was sixteen. But you just had
Speaker 1: to be there to understand why we lived together. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to explain it. I don't know why
Speaker 1: it made sense. If I was a mom and I
Speaker 1: had a sixteen year old or seventeen year old, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, no, that's chaotic, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: That's psychotic, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: And like even if.
Speaker 1: I like, I have friends now that are seventeen, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't have friends, but I know people that are seventeen.
Speaker 1: I know people that are sixteen and I hear them
Speaker 1: talking about their first crushes or their relationships or my
Speaker 1: cousin is a solid example. She's sixteen and I cannot
Speaker 1: imagine them living together.
Speaker 2: But again, you'd just had to be there.
Speaker 3: To understand why it made sense.
Speaker 2: I think because it was like the best.
Speaker 3: Way that I could explain it.
Speaker 2: I think because it was COVID and there.
Speaker 1: Wasn't really much going on and we were happier and
Speaker 1: it just like worked.
Speaker 2: We were able to.
Speaker 3: But the crazy thing is she didn't even live in
Speaker 3: California at the time.
Speaker 1: She lived across the country, which really blows my mind
Speaker 1: that we made it work and that it worked better
Speaker 1: and that at sixteen she was able to make that commitment.
Speaker 1: I mean it, it genuinely, when I tell you, blows
Speaker 1: my mind to look back and think, yah, because I'm
Speaker 1: not much older now.
Speaker 3: I'm twenty.
Speaker 1: Now I'm only four years old or three years older,
Speaker 1: I guess from my age. But I'm just like, damn,
Speaker 1: that like really doesn't make sense to me. But again,
Speaker 1: I'm only twenty and so I can't imagine I'll feel
Speaker 1: in five years. But that is that is the first
Speaker 1: thing that I I guess it's kind of known, but
Speaker 1: I've never been so open about it, but it is.
Speaker 3: It is a thing. Second thing that I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this actually kind of goes both ways.
Speaker 1: And I just have written down background check because it's
Speaker 1: kind of a two parter. Number One thing is I
Speaker 1: have to have people background checked, and that is very
Speaker 1: normal in a celebrity situation, but something happened with an
Speaker 1: X that now because of it, I have.
Speaker 3: To do a little bit of a background check on people.
Speaker 1: And first X that I had a background check, there
Speaker 1: was something in a background check and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's fascin because we're telling me that one.
Speaker 3: But the thing is is I didn't.
Speaker 1: We never We never Okay, Okay, Okay, I need to
Speaker 1: be very straight up. We were never official, Okay, but
Speaker 1: we were talking. We were deep enough into talking for
Speaker 1: the background truck to happen, and I got a feeling.
Speaker 1: And now I'm a little more lenient with the background check.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, if the feelings there, like, let me
Speaker 1: be smart and let me make sure I do it.
Speaker 1: But if it's not, then like, if the trust is there,
Speaker 1: the trust is there, that should have also been a
Speaker 1: big sign.
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know. I think I think it
Speaker 2: kind of depends.
Speaker 3: On the person in the situation and everything.
Speaker 1: Anyways, so background check happens, and yeah, there was a
Speaker 1: bit of a record on somebody and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: thank god for the background check. I am out on
Speaker 1: this one dog. And yeah, that's that's how that wrapped up.
Speaker 1: But second part of this is I hope I don't
Speaker 1: get in trouble for talking about this, but I don't
Speaker 1: think I will because I'm gonna be very unexplicit about
Speaker 1: this so that way no one can gain any inside
Speaker 1: of information. But one of my exes actually had to
Speaker 1: reach out to me for me to complete a background
Speaker 1: check on them, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, no way, this is real, No way,
Speaker 2: this is real.
Speaker 1: And it was it was fine, like they were chill
Speaker 1: like I would the background check for. Like it was
Speaker 1: more of a like, we just need to talk to you,
Speaker 1: as one of her exes, to see, you know, just
Speaker 1: to give us a little information. And so I did
Speaker 1: and totally fine. It was for something that's very normal
Speaker 1: that you would need a background check for. And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, absolutely, I'm so down. But receiving that
Speaker 1: text of like, Hey, so I know we're not speaking
Speaker 1: and this is very odd of me to reach out
Speaker 1: to you, but I kind of need you to do this.
Speaker 2: Is it okay if I give him your email?
Speaker 1: And I was like absolutely, and I we had to
Speaker 1: talk about when we broke up and how we were
Speaker 1: both idiots and we're it's just silly stuff. And honestly,
Speaker 1: it brought me a lot of like silly fun closure
Speaker 1: that I guess I didn't need, but it was kind
Speaker 1: of fun to receive. And then yeah, just kind of
Speaker 1: getting to explain our relationship because it wasn't very long lived,
Speaker 1: so to get to explain our relationship. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: all right, this is kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Anyways, third thing, all this is bad.
Speaker 3: This is bad.
Speaker 2: This is bad.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I I was.
Speaker 1: I was kind of scared to even talk about this,
Speaker 1: but I was like, Eh, it'll.
Speaker 2: Be fine, it'll be fine.
Speaker 3: No, just be a little ah, it's not fine.
Speaker 1: This would have been like around two ish years ago,
Speaker 1: and I started doing all of my new music right
Speaker 1: and recording all these songs. People don't know this, but
Speaker 1: I have a lot of songs in the bank.
Speaker 3: That I have recorded.
Speaker 2: I have a little category of.
Speaker 1: Like twenty eight, twenty seven or twenty eight songs that
Speaker 1: I've recorded. Some I wrote, some I didn't write some
Speaker 1: I my voice are on all.
Speaker 2: My voice is actually on all of them.
Speaker 1: But there's some that my voice isn't on yet doesn't
Speaker 1: matter anyways. Uh, this isn't a phase where I'm doing
Speaker 1: a lot of sessions. I have a recording session right now.
Speaker 1: I barely do recording session because it's already done. The
Speaker 1: only thing will be is we're like, oh, let's add
Speaker 1: some things, let's take away some things, or let's change
Speaker 1: some things.
Speaker 2: That's like the reasons why I would go into the
Speaker 2: station now. But back then, it's like two years ago.
Speaker 1: I'm in the studio honestly, maybe like four or five
Speaker 1: days a week. It is all the time. So I'm
Speaker 1: in this relationship. They come out to visit me, and
Speaker 1: I can take a bit off work, get a bit
Speaker 1: off for a recording studio, but I can't take it
Speaker 1: all off. And so I had this session that I
Speaker 1: really didn't want to cancel because it has been so
Speaker 1: long in the making that I was like, nat it,
Speaker 1: we gotta do this session. And so I do this
Speaker 1: recording session and I was like, can you just can
Speaker 1: you come with me?
Speaker 3: And they were like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. So we're at the recording session and
Speaker 2: the whole day is just not good. Right.
Speaker 1: Our relationship at this point it wasn't good. I knew
Speaker 1: that I was out on the relationship, but I didn't
Speaker 1: really know how to be out of the relationship. I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to end things with her, and so
Speaker 1: I was just kind of like stringing myself along. Maybe
Speaker 1: things will get better, I don't really know. Anyway, So
Speaker 1: I'm in the recording session, and the recording session was great.
Speaker 3: However, I look out.
Speaker 1: And my girlfriend at the time was crying and being
Speaker 1: like so pissed off on her phone. Come and find
Speaker 1: out she was reading hate about our relationship. And I
Speaker 1: was just like stop, like I've told you, like, don't
Speaker 1: don't feed into it like she was. She really liked
Speaker 1: feeding into it, and it just of course it made
Speaker 1: it worse.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, And so I was like no.
Speaker 1: I just anyways, So we're in this recording session and
Speaker 1: this song that I'm recording is a song about a girl,
Speaker 1: and the song will be released.
Speaker 2: For a while, but it's a song about a girl.
Speaker 3: And it's very sweet, it's very sentimental.
Speaker 1: I did not write the song, but I knew that
Speaker 1: this song was a smash and I was like, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I want it and I want to record it.
Speaker 2: Maybe very clear.
Speaker 1: About me not writing the song, because that is something
Speaker 1: that I get pressed for on the world today. I've
Speaker 1: never claimed to be a songwriter. I have claimed to
Speaker 1: be an entertainer, which sure is hell Liam, I'm keeping
Speaker 1: all you entertained out there, but I definitely am not
Speaker 1: a songwriter. I have written songs, but not a songwriter anyways.
Speaker 1: Don't have anything to do with writing, but I do
Speaker 1: attach things to songs when i'm singing them.
Speaker 2: So this song, it's a very sweet.
Speaker 1: Song about a girl, about my girl, and it's very
Speaker 1: cute and I really love the song, really love the
Speaker 1: hit and I we end the recording session and we
Speaker 1: get in the car and my girlfriend at the time
Speaker 1: was like, that song was really good, and I was like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, bab, like I really appreciate that.
Speaker 1: And then she asked me, she goes, do you think
Speaker 1: about me when you sing it? And when I tell you,
Speaker 1: without missing a damn beat, I go no. I didn't
Speaker 1: even realize that that flew out of my mouth because
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't I guess love her anymore. And
Speaker 1: I was confused and there was just a lot happening
Speaker 1: in my brain. And it was a rough day of
Speaker 1: me being in the session and looking out at her
Speaker 1: and she was just not happy to be there, and
Speaker 1: I wasn't letting myself think about her. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just focusing on this song right now, like I'm
Speaker 1: not attaching you to it anyways. So I just I blurted,
Speaker 1: literally blurted. I could not help it, no out of
Speaker 1: my mouth. And I was like, I don't think about
Speaker 1: anything when I sing songs. And she was like, you
Speaker 1: don't think about me when you're singing this song, like
Speaker 1: you should think about me. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm already on this path of like I said, no,
Speaker 1: so I just really gotta go with it here and
Speaker 1: like be honest. So I was like, no, I really
Speaker 1: really don't and she was like, oh, but.
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 1: Oh this is awful to say, But I didn't necessarily
Speaker 1: care because I was so out already and so much
Speaker 1: had happened that I was just like, this isn't a
Speaker 1: good relationship. And that is the thing we have to
Speaker 1: go through bad relationships to have good relationships. And so
Speaker 1: I was just like, you know what, it's fine. We're
Speaker 1: all gonna live. We've gotta move on.
Speaker 2: This day is gonna be over, our relationships gonna be all, and.
Speaker 3: We will all be fine.
Speaker 1: I got two more for you, number four coming in
Speaker 1: a hot I have this one titled This is titled
Speaker 1: target parking Lot seeing in Secret. Ah, this is funny. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if this ex evert listens to this, I hope they
Speaker 1: laugh because I think it's funny.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they'll think it's funny, but I
Speaker 3: think it's funny.
Speaker 1: Anyways, at this point in time, I had been seeing
Speaker 1: this person and then not saying this person and saying
Speaker 1: this person is not saying this person saying this person's
Speaker 1: not saying this person, very very on and off, and
Speaker 1: for a point in time we were very serious.
Speaker 3: For a point in time we weren't very serious.
Speaker 1: And where it got really hard is my family knew
Speaker 1: that we weren't good together, but I thought we were,
Speaker 1: and she thought we were as well.
Speaker 3: But we weren't.
Speaker 1: And that's okay, And it's okay that we thought we
Speaker 1: were for a bit in time, but overall, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, we just weren't and our people
Speaker 1: around us could see that, but we couldn't.
Speaker 2: And so we decided that we.
Speaker 1: Were going to see each other without anybody knowing. Where
Speaker 1: That all was was the Target to parking lot.
Speaker 3: What happens in the Target parking lot stays in the
Speaker 3: Target parking lot.
Speaker 2: Honestly, though, it was so cute.
Speaker 1: I ended up telling my my family about and my
Speaker 1: friends about it because they were.
Speaker 3: Like, why are you going to Target?
Speaker 2: Like you never go to the store, Like what is
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: I was nineteen, a young dumb still young, still dumb, torny,
Speaker 1: still horny, but I yeah, Target parking lot.
Speaker 3: It was cute.
Speaker 2: I would just text your and be like, hey, I'm
Speaker 2: at Target. I want to come.
Speaker 1: When I would like, literally not be at Target, and
Speaker 1: then she's like, I'll be there in.
Speaker 2: Ten And yeah. We just had fun.
Speaker 1: We didn't do anything bad bad in the Target parking lot,
Speaker 1: just a couple of bakeouts, had fun. I'd go into
Speaker 1: talk getting buy her something, and but yeah, it was cute.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 2: No, nothing harmful.
Speaker 3: That's my thing.
Speaker 1: As long as you're having good, safe, cute fun, it's fine,
Speaker 1: it's not hurting anybody else, You'll be okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: The last story. I say this one for last.
Speaker 1: Because it makes me laugh because it's like the one
Speaker 1: bad thing that I did when I was a Kid's
Speaker 1: the only time I've ever snuck out of my house.
Speaker 1: And I was thinking about this, and the thing is
Speaker 1: is this is not with one of my ex girlfriends.
Speaker 1: It's with one of my ex friends and her ex
Speaker 1: boy friend.
Speaker 2: Boy fling doesn't really matter that much.
Speaker 1: And when I was like, this story is so good
Speaker 1: that I do want to include it in here because
Speaker 1: it is like, this is the type of shit that
Speaker 1: you want to hear on this podcast, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, for doing the five things, I'm including
Speaker 1: this in the five things. Anyways, So, Bob, it's not
Speaker 1: like twenty nineteen is before COVID, right, I think it's
Speaker 1: before COVID. It's like, oh no, no, no, okay, it's twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: but it's twenty twenty pre COVID. So it's like February
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, or like January twenty twenty. My friend and
Speaker 1: it was they actually they both were my friends, but
Speaker 1: the girl in the situation.
Speaker 3: This is a straight story. Oh god, this is.
Speaker 2: A straight story.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so one of one of my best friends
Speaker 1: and her boyfling.
Speaker 3: They were both my friends when.
Speaker 2: I was way closer to the girl than I was
Speaker 2: the boy, but I was.
Speaker 1: I loved them both, knew them both separately, and then
Speaker 1: they ended up getting together, and yeah, he wasn't taking
Speaker 1: the relationship.
Speaker 3: As seriously as she was.
Speaker 1: They were never official, but they had never talked about
Speaker 1: if they were official or not.
Speaker 3: And so, honestly, looking.
Speaker 1: Back now being older, at the time, I was sixteen,
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh man, he's so bad because
Speaker 1: that's you know, what I was hearing from her sign
Speaker 1: of things. But now that I'm older, I'm twenty, I'm like, nah,
Speaker 1: y'all didn't communicate. That's really no one's fault. Like y'all
Speaker 1: are also young and numb, like it doesn't matter that much. However,
Speaker 1: at the time, this was the most dramatic news of
Speaker 1: all of twenty twenty, if you ask sixteen year old Jojo.
Speaker 1: So anyways, she told me that he had another girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I realized that neither of them were his girlfriends. They
Speaker 1: both were just girls that he was seeing, but not girlfriends.
Speaker 2: And so long a story short, she got.
Speaker 1: Me to age his guts and rightfully so at the time,
Speaker 1: totally fine.
Speaker 3: But she had this hoodie of his.
Speaker 1: And she was like, I want to take it to
Speaker 1: his house with glitter infused, and.
Speaker 3: I want to write on it and I want.
Speaker 1: To destroy the hood of and I want to drop
Speaker 1: it off at his house and like make a run
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, let's do it, like so down somebody.
Speaker 2: It was a blacklady.
Speaker 1: So we wrote on it with silver sharp be like
Speaker 1: thank you for nothing, love, and then like her name,
Speaker 1: and then we put glitter all like in the inside
Speaker 1: of the pockets that way, like you try to watch
Speaker 1: them in the glitter whatever. It was so stupid, like
Speaker 1: the most sixteen year old thing you could ever do.
Speaker 3: And at the time she was nineteen, I think.
Speaker 1: So we were gonna plan to take this hoodie, but
Speaker 1: we knew that we couldn't tell my mom because my
Speaker 1: mom would be like, that is a stupid idea. I
Speaker 1: do not do that, So we didn't tell her. We
Speaker 1: told my mom that we were going for ice cream.
Speaker 1: It was like nine pm on a weekday or weekend,
Speaker 1: nine pm on a twenty twenty day, and my mom
Speaker 1: was like you two are not going to get ice
Speaker 1: cream right now, and we're like, yeah, we go, We're
Speaker 1: gonna go to Sultan's Straw.
Speaker 3: I will never forget this.
Speaker 1: And at the time, I had both my cars. I
Speaker 1: had my Beamer with my face on it, my Tesla
Speaker 1: with my face on it.
Speaker 3: But because we were driving to his house.
Speaker 1: We didn't want a car with my face on it,
Speaker 1: so we took my mom's car and we essentially we
Speaker 1: snuck out. I mean, my mom knew that we were
Speaker 1: going to get ice cream. So we're driving there and
Speaker 1: my friend had told me that his house was twenty
Speaker 1: minutes away. Turns out his house was forty five to.
Speaker 3: An hour away. It was very far away. Finally we
Speaker 3: get there.
Speaker 1: She's stressed out, she's freaking out. We get there, we
Speaker 1: pulled and she's like, you have to run it out
Speaker 1: to him. And I was like, oh, I can't run
Speaker 1: it out to him. And she's like, well, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it, and we didn't drive all this way and
Speaker 1: go do it. And I was like fine, all right.
Speaker 3: And I had known the guy, so.
Speaker 1: Like sixteen year old me like didn't really care that much,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, whatever, So.
Speaker 2: I go, I run.
Speaker 1: I dropped the hoody on his store. I run back
Speaker 1: into the car and we make a dart for it.
Speaker 2: We zoom off.
Speaker 1: We're driving home and because it was much further away
Speaker 1: than she said it was, the car ran out of gas.
Speaker 1: Now my mom is very good about being like, go
Speaker 1: do your thing and go have fun, but be safe.
Speaker 1: And my mom would not have cared now looking back
Speaker 1: that we drove all the way there. We had now
Speaker 1: drive to go get gas. At eleven PM, we were
Speaker 1: driving the car and it was on, oh you know
Speaker 1: when the gas is like like the gas light goes on.
Speaker 1: A different light came on that I didn't even know
Speaker 1: a car had, but it differently light came on and
Speaker 1: it was like get gas.
Speaker 3: Now, car will stop in five miles.
Speaker 1: So we had to get off. And because we were
Speaker 1: just to drop his hoodie, we didn't have money with us.
Speaker 1: Neither of us brought our cards, and so we pulled
Speaker 1: into a gas station being like, please have an Apple pay
Speaker 1: no Apple pay none. We couldn't drive to another gas station.
Speaker 2: We were like what do we do?
Speaker 1: So we scrummaged around the car. It's eleven PM at night,
Speaker 1: by the way, my mom is calling me like where
Speaker 1: the are You said you were going to get ice
Speaker 1: cream and you are not back yet, like what's going on.
Speaker 2: I was like, we are. We ran out of gas
Speaker 2: on the way home, like we'll be home shortly.
Speaker 1: And she's like, you're at a gas station right now
Speaker 1: at eleven pm at night, two girls, and I was like,
Speaker 1: we literally have.
Speaker 3: Five miles on the car, like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: And she's like, Salt Show is not that far away,
Speaker 1: like get your ass home, And so I faced her.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, we're.
Speaker 1: Really at the gas station, like I promise we'll be
Speaker 1: home a little bit. Obviously, she didn't believe me that
Speaker 1: we went to Salmon Straw.
Speaker 3: She's smarter than that.
Speaker 1: But we ended up going to the gas station and
Speaker 1: we were actually at the gas stations like Facetider called her,
Speaker 1: showed her that and then she's like, all right, whatever,
Speaker 1: hang up, And we realized that we don't have any money, right,
Speaker 1: So we're going through the car. We find one single
Speaker 1: dollar bill, one not too not a dollar, and fifty
Speaker 1: cents one dollar. So I take it up to the
Speaker 1: counter and I'm like, we just need a little bit
Speaker 1: of gas. Literally, all I can find is a dollar.
Speaker 1: Can we get a dollars worth of gas on pump
Speaker 1: number eight? And then I was like, yeah, sure, no problem.
Speaker 1: We get a dollars worth of gas. We get inside,
Speaker 1: my mom whips us both a new one. We fell asleep,
Speaker 1: and we were like, never again. Karma is an absolute bitch.
Speaker 1: But somehow that ends up being one of my funniest,
Speaker 1: most prominent memories, and that is my lesson on why
Speaker 1: to never sneak out. Honestly, if I could go back
Speaker 1: in time and fix that story, all I would do
Speaker 1: is be like, hey, Mom, we want to drive this
Speaker 1: to his house? Can you take us? And she'd be
Speaker 1: like yeah, sure, Like I don't care, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? So I feel like, listen to be learned.
Speaker 1: If you want to do something that you know you're
Speaker 1: not mom or Dad is not going to approve of
Speaker 1: ask them. If they're not approving of it, it's because
Speaker 1: it's stupid and you don't need to do it, and
Speaker 1: they can just see through that and you can't. But
Speaker 1: if you really want to do it, be like, hey,
Speaker 1: look this is happening. We're either gonna sneak out or
Speaker 1: you're gonna take us. Odds are your parents are always
Speaker 1: gonna want to take you, or someone other than you
Speaker 1: always gonna want to take you. And we could have
Speaker 1: definitely had a waste safer night if we would have
Speaker 1: done that. But yeah, we definitely did. We definitely chose
Speaker 1: the risky route. But sometimes it's the back of life.
Speaker 1: You gotta do lessons, you gotta learn them, and we
Speaker 1: definitely sure as.
Speaker 2: Hell did that night.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: That is one of my favorite stories to tell. I
Speaker 1: love it when me and this friend are together so
Speaker 1: we can tell that story. Because when it's the tool
Speaker 1: of us selling it, it is just chaotic, but it
Speaker 1: is so fun. It's so funny, and uh, I hope
Speaker 1: you enjoyed it as much as I loved selling it truly.
Speaker 2: Anyways, y'all, that is.
Speaker 3: The five things for this week.
Speaker 2: That is the five things that I've done with Xes
Speaker 2: that I should have never told you, but I did.
Speaker 1: Anyways, spend the last twenty minutes of my life exposing myself.
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed. I hope you enjoyed the new
Speaker 1: format of my podcast. I think it's way more fun. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like it gives me more purpose. If you
Speaker 1: hate it, I'm sure I'll find out on the internet.
Speaker 1: You love it, though, please let me know because positive
Speaker 1: reinforcement really can do some magical things for you. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I love y'all and I will see you guys next
Speaker 1: week on jojes.
Speaker 3: How Do This? Thank you so much for listening, everybody.
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