Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you? Why why? Oh? And
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness dingd
Speaker 1: lost culture and one incredible night? What an incredible night?
Speaker 1: And should we say falla law? Lost culture? Esta's calling
Speaker 1: fla lost culture? Esta is calling. Yeah. You might even
Speaker 1: say two words seasons. Greetings because it is another year,
Speaker 1: another Christmas season, another list. We have a list for you.
Speaker 1: Once again. You thought we weren't going to end this
Speaker 1: year with the list here we are you thought wrong
Speaker 1: and readers Katie's publicists, we have not recorded an episode
Speaker 1: in some weeks. We've been backlogging them, so you have
Speaker 1: not had our fresh takes on the latest culture. Really,
Speaker 1: but it's okay. I think I think people don't need
Speaker 1: that from us, right, Why don't we say this? The
Speaker 1: first episode of Lost Calde will be a grand culture
Speaker 1: catch up. And I say grand really the way that
Speaker 1: grand should be said, not grand. It'll be grand. It
Speaker 1: will be a grand culture catchup of really November and
Speaker 1: December because we have been backlogged to hell because Matt
Speaker 1: Rodgers is closing at the time of this recording his
Speaker 1: immensely successful iconic Have you heard of Christmas Tour, which
Speaker 1: I had had the privilege of joining him in the
Speaker 1: Denver Show as a surprise in the Inglewood Show, and
Speaker 1: that hasn't even happened yet, because this is a peak
Speaker 1: behind the curtain. Enough time this show is happening, and
Speaker 1: I think two hours, two hours, two hours or so.
Speaker 1: But we're recording this episode quickly because we wanted to
Speaker 1: give you a gift. We wanted to give you a gift.
Speaker 1: This has been an amazing years, incredible years. I could cry.
Speaker 1: I have been crying. Yeah, yeah, I've been very tearful.
Speaker 1: Tearful girl, tearful girl. Is everything okay? Everything is totally fine.
Speaker 1: He was asking a tech question. We are sort of
Speaker 1: like to pull the curtain back even further. We are
Speaker 1: recording at the Fairfield in and Sweets Marriott Jerry Creek
Speaker 1: Cherry Creek, which is the most words there's ever been
Speaker 1: in one single solitary hotel. It's the longest building name
Speaker 1: in the world, it really And did you know there's
Speaker 1: like forty eight fair Field in Sweets like around here,
Speaker 1: so you really have to know where you're going. Oh,
Speaker 1: Cherry Creek in Denver, Colorado. Well, as people might know,
Speaker 1: there was a famous Cherry Creek episode in South Park, UM,
Speaker 1: relatively affluent neighborhood, but kind of not really, It's just
Speaker 1: Cherry Creek is an interesting one. Well, they're nearby. There's
Speaker 1: an illegal pizza and I didn't know that they were
Speaker 1: sort of the fast casual th e fast casual establishment.
Speaker 1: But bowen, you know, in a post landscape. I mean,
Speaker 1: I drive you past the first Apoleo, which really gagged
Speaker 1: me that there was the world's first chipo, the world
Speaker 1: first approaly in the Denver University campus, UM, and I
Speaker 1: did pitch an alternate reality because there was a strong
Speaker 1: possibility that was going to go to college there. If
Speaker 1: I hadn't gone to New York at a young age,
Speaker 1: would we have met, would we have had our moment?
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I mean as Henry said in the
Speaker 1: back seat of the car when we drove past, when
Speaker 1: you said that, he said, the world will be different,
Speaker 1: and he left no mind, No, the world will be
Speaker 1: different if you had gone to school here in Cherry Creek.
Speaker 1: I just think, God, I'm so grateful for you, and
Speaker 1: this is the first time I'm seeing you in person
Speaker 1: in a long time, and I'm just so so deeply
Speaker 1: proud of you. I'm so happy for you. I've had
Speaker 1: the best month and a half, let's just say that.
Speaker 1: And um, girl, girl, I have been watching you sleigh
Speaker 1: as well. I've been. I've been. I've been doing a
Speaker 1: lesser version of sligh. No, that's not true. The way
Speaker 1: you left no crumbs, which is something I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: fifty times today because that's how tired I am. My
Speaker 1: brain is only functioning at about thirty percent. Um. But
Speaker 1: the way you slayed crampus, I said, that was my sister.
Speaker 1: We can't do that, although I didn't really enjoy doing
Speaker 1: it with um. When the world fell off, was it
Speaker 1: supposed to fall off? The horn fell off right before
Speaker 1: I got wheeled out, and I was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to figure this out, um, And it was
Speaker 1: ultimately extremely funny. Thank you will, Stephen. I love him
Speaker 1: so much. We wrote that together. Louise a Carrion Emmy
Speaker 1: winning legend who did gagas prosthetics during the board this
Speaker 1: Way era, the face prosthetics, remember the air which she
Speaker 1: had like things coming. I mean she was horned up.
Speaker 1: She was horned up. But I loved that era so much.
Speaker 1: One of the best, and that was Louis literally made
Speaker 1: those prosthetics for her, has a story about her learning
Speaker 1: choreography for like Judas while he was like trying to
Speaker 1: apply the thing on her face while he was while
Speaker 1: she was dancing around in the key. There was no
Speaker 1: time he had to put the thing on her face
Speaker 1: while she was dancing. I'm like, that is legendary behavior.
Speaker 1: It really is. And this is sort of indicative of
Speaker 1: how much we have to catch up on in the
Speaker 1: culture because here we are sort of spinning off and
Speaker 1: we really need to get this episode in the can
Speaker 1: because we have somewhere to go, we have a performance
Speaker 1: to do performance, and we figured that the best way
Speaker 1: for us to honor the pod, close out the year
Speaker 1: and give the Katie's and everyone out there a gift
Speaker 1: was to list, well, what is it? What is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? Exactly what we're doing here, Dear Santa,
Speaker 1: the top sixty things that everybody wants? What is this meant?
Speaker 1: This is a collection of things that are to be
Speaker 1: achieved in life, that are to be desired, that are
Speaker 1: to be collectively wanted, collectively collected, collectively collected. Everything on
Speaker 1: this list, and you might it's the collective collection. It's
Speaker 1: the collective collection. You might raise your eyebrow at the
Speaker 1: number sixty, but well just just just do wait, just wait,
Speaker 1: just hanging there, just hanging there, because it's important. It'll
Speaker 1: it'll figure into it very soon. Um, this is what
Speaker 1: we're sending to Santa. We are ending this list to
Speaker 1: Santa on behalf of everyone, because this list is the
Speaker 1: collective collection of everything that everybody wants. I think we
Speaker 1: can all in the world all these sixty things came
Speaker 1: to our possession, the world will be enriched and beautiful.
Speaker 1: There literally would be no one left wanting. They'd be
Speaker 1: dancing in the street. Absolutely in New York said, I
Speaker 1: pray for the day when when we all dance in
Speaker 1: the streets again. I think this is the beginning of that.
Speaker 1: And can we say it's all turning around? Coming up?
Speaker 1: Roses coming up, Matt coming up, culture, culturalists coming up,
Speaker 1: can't even Sarah damn podcast. Well, we're like every fucking
Speaker 1: talk show host girl. Should we start sort of start
Speaker 1: gifting the readers. Let's gift the readers. We Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Matt has somewhere to be. Matt has to take his
Speaker 1: pre show ritualistic shower. If I don't shower before my show,
Speaker 1: I'll feel filthy on stage and I only want my
Speaker 1: lyrics to be that. I had someone leave the show
Speaker 1: last night after after Luke for This Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a straight couple in their fifties or sixties, and after
Speaker 1: Luke for This Sleigh, they they made their exit in
Speaker 1: San Francisco. Yeah it's okay, though, honey. Percent of my
Speaker 1: audiences have stayed throughout my performance and even stood and
Speaker 1: clapped at the end. But that point one percent left
Speaker 1: after the second song in my show, Loup for the Sleigh.
Speaker 1: Are you curious about their story? I'm so curious ended
Speaker 1: up there. I think that they probably said, oh, we're
Speaker 1: going to see a lovely Christmas show at the Palace
Speaker 1: of Fine Arts in San Francisco, and they came in.
Speaker 1: There was a sort of gay guy belting songs about
Speaker 1: lou You are sort of a gay guy, definitely. I
Speaker 1: would say that's one of the chief things I am.
Speaker 1: Everyone's sort of a gay guy these days, even people
Speaker 1: who aren't gay guys, everyone's sort of a gay guy.
Speaker 1: We have say that, Well, these are the top sixty
Speaker 1: things that everybody wants. And we're sending this to Santa
Speaker 1: Claus for the Christmas season. And we hope that you
Speaker 1: all get at least one thing off this list, if
Speaker 1: not sixty. The first gift that we hope to receive
Speaker 1: is make sixty as important as fifty or one. And
Speaker 1: it starts here. It starts here, So we thought sixty
Speaker 1: should be as big of a milestone number. It's um,
Speaker 1: you know, it's the diamond number. Sixties diamond there, it
Speaker 1: is the diamond number. There are sixty seconds in a minute,
Speaker 1: sixty minutes in an hour, they're sixty minutes in an hour.
Speaker 1: Sixty has sort of been flirting with relevance for a
Speaker 1: very long time. Well, sixty has always been there, and
Speaker 1: we just still take sixty for grand and it's sixty
Speaker 1: should be, sixties should be everywhere. Sixty was like Laura
Speaker 1: Dern in the odds, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: definitely reliable and around. But then this is the big
Speaker 1: little lies Laura Dering moment for sixty starting with this list,
Speaker 1: start counting down from sixty. No one has ever done it,
Speaker 1: and no one's ever counted down from sixty zero because
Speaker 1: what that even be, I guess it would be in
Speaker 1: a minute, But that that's only if you literally counted
Speaker 1: down exactly in second exams, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And I don't think that anyone out there is like
Speaker 1: necessarily smart enough or good enough to be able to
Speaker 1: say yes. The way I just counted down from sixty
Speaker 1: was exactly like clockwork. You're going to be a little off,
Speaker 1: but sixty deserves a place in the fifty and a
Speaker 1: hundred sort of pantheon. And now we have Bug on
Speaker 1: that journey. So proud the next gift we hope to
Speaker 1: receive Bryant to cool it. She's got a calm down.
Speaker 1: All she does is sit around in her living room,
Speaker 1: her ugly ass, jeweled tone as living room, and start
Speaker 1: rumors about people based on nothing pure conjecture. She's actually
Speaker 1: affecting people's lives in an adverse way. I'm I'm like
Speaker 1: in a flow state right now, Matt, just talking about
Speaker 1: this woman. I know, you got really dark she is.
Speaker 1: She is clouds have gathered out. She's a hateful person.
Speaker 1: I can't believe her. You know, I just feel like
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think that the street that she gets
Speaker 1: this word from might be a fake street. There might
Speaker 1: be no streets. Oh this she's the streets. The street
Speaker 1: is a is a tunnel in the sewer. She's male person,
Speaker 1: she's giving male person, and she needs she needs to
Speaker 1: see the light. She needs to climb up to the light. Sweetie.
Speaker 1: The next gift that we hope to receive to be
Speaker 1: complimented on your dancing. So now, um is the sort
Speaker 1: of time well we can talk about recently revealed item
Speaker 1: in the news. Current events have been happening as we speak. Yes,
Speaker 1: you have been cast in the Weekend movie. Yes, you'll
Speaker 1: be playing Fanny. Fanny the role of Fanny, who's sort
Speaker 1: of are the Grandes gay? And you tell the story
Speaker 1: that you told me, Well, the story is basically I
Speaker 1: go to rehearsal there and the biggest thing I'm nervous
Speaker 1: about is choreography. I have, you know, three dance rehearsals
Speaker 1: on the schedule for the whole week. And I'm going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is like it's like theater camp.
Speaker 1: It it's you're getting, you know, paid to do it,
Speaker 1: and you have to like deliver, you have to like
Speaker 1: do a good job. And I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm gonna be able to do this. And
Speaker 1: it's the Wicked movie. Everyone in the world's gonna see it.
Speaker 1: You don't want to flop dancing as Fanny when there's
Speaker 1: literally a song called dancing through life your your character's
Speaker 1: name is Fanny. But shaking it, popping it, dropping it,
Speaker 1: locking it, and executing it and executing it most importantly,
Speaker 1: and I ended up from the moment I started dancing
Speaker 1: these the whole team. I'm sorry not to be like this,
Speaker 1: but the whole team they're incredible people and I really
Speaker 1: felt a connection with them, and they were so patient
Speaker 1: and gracious with me and teaching me what the visual
Speaker 1: language of this film is through dance. And I was
Speaker 1: told at the end of the week by by the choreographer,
Speaker 1: come on, he says, who's been with John him chew
Speaker 1: since the step up? Two days? He looks me in
Speaker 1: the eye, he goes, well all week they're like, ooh
Speaker 1: when you're you're you're nailing this, wow, like this is amazing, incredible,
Speaker 1: like whatever. And I was like, you guys are just
Speaker 1: blowing smoke up my ass. Whatever. But then Chris looks
Speaker 1: into my eyes and says, you're a dancer bow one
Speaker 1: And it was like Hagrid telling me I was a wizard.
Speaker 1: It was a huge moment, huge, you know, I showed
Speaker 1: the video, he's I did receive a video of bow
Speaker 1: And doing choreography. I didn't receive, and I was showing it.
Speaker 1: I was, I texted and I showed it to Dave
Speaker 1: and he said, yeah, well he was always the best
Speaker 1: that picking up choreography and popular let He said that, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I did, Okay, Well, rag No, you're like Kennedy
Speaker 1: for for all time, You're the dancing diva of Texas. Well.
Speaker 1: Next gift that wey would love to receive, speaking of
Speaker 1: Harry j And notice I said rowling and you said rolling?
Speaker 1: What is it? Do we care? We don't know this
Speaker 1: woman anymore here to know how to pronounce her name.
Speaker 1: She is. She is on these fucking anti semitic message
Speaker 1: board It's now unbelievable anyway, In fact, burn it, burn
Speaker 1: it all down. The next gift that we hope to
Speaker 1: receive press tours to be good again. Needs to talk
Speaker 1: about this there. We're in a fallow period with press tours,
Speaker 1: as we all know, as we've discussed at length on
Speaker 1: this podcast, they're no longer helpful for the promotion of
Speaker 1: the film um as we've seen, which don't worry Darling
Speaker 1: and many other projects or or or you weren't swinging
Speaker 1: so far in the other direction when you have like
Speaker 1: a Gaga who is like making it a full performance piece,
Speaker 1: which we love, but then like, but then it diverges
Speaker 1: at a certain point and people start to like not
Speaker 1: be an agreement about how they feel about gagon press.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean it becomes I love it. I
Speaker 1: love it every single moment because I love that woman.
Speaker 1: But I but people don't seem to be After a
Speaker 1: certain point, people go, Okay, well I'm over it. You
Speaker 1: know who else can really slice some press? Yeah, Jamie
Speaker 1: Lee Curtis sticks to her talking points. She never seems tired,
Speaker 1: she always seems excited. But you can tell afterwards it's
Speaker 1: definitely sho hinted at this on our podcast. She is
Speaker 1: going home, She's going home, boundaries queen. But to bring
Speaker 1: up Kecky Palmer, I guess the only time I thought
Speaker 1: it was nice is because she's so charming as Keckie
Speaker 1: Palmer talking on the note press tour. She does, you know,
Speaker 1: she'll do a wired autocomplete interview and it's so fun.
Speaker 1: She'll go on seth Meyers. She's luminous. She is a
Speaker 1: perfect person. What did you feel about my have you
Speaker 1: heard of Christmas press tour? I thought your pressed here
Speaker 1: was you actually did an incredible thing, which is you
Speaker 1: actually said something different with every interview I tried, and
Speaker 1: I was so blown away by that, and I go,
Speaker 1: Matt knows how to do that. Matt is doing this
Speaker 1: better than the other girls. You gave me a gift
Speaker 1: when you just said that. It's so true, Matt, Thank you, queen.
Speaker 1: And the next gift that we hope to receive, Coca
Speaker 1: Cola recipe unveiled. We need to know it's been years,
Speaker 1: it's time to stop the bullshit, and it's time to
Speaker 1: be more transparent. I think with all of our government officials,
Speaker 1: with everyone, with magicians, magicians, I want to know how
Speaker 1: the tricks happened. And I include Cocla makers in this
Speaker 1: because they are magicians and it's time to come clean.
Speaker 1: What do they have to lose? I guess, um the
Speaker 1: Coca Cola war with pepsi. The Pepsi's already pepsis at
Speaker 1: this point. Pepsi's not gonna just crib the Coca cola recipe. Look,
Speaker 1: I think that ultimately we can end this discussion right
Speaker 1: now when it comes to pepsi versus Coca Cola. People
Speaker 1: will always describe it as a coke in general, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like McDonald and Burger King, Like,
Speaker 1: we love the girl, but McDonald's is just you know,
Speaker 1: she's I hate to say it, but you know the Yankees.
Speaker 1: Out of the Yankees and the Mets, she is you know,
Speaker 1: historically Disney to Universal. You know. That's all I mean.
Speaker 1: But we just we we deserve to know as a people.
Speaker 1: Let us know because it's a part of our culture. Okay,
Speaker 1: the fifty fourth thing. The next gift we love to
Speaker 1: receive a little bit of grace. That's it. The next
Speaker 1: gift we would love to receive for Jennifer Hudson Spotlight
Speaker 1: to play in a public space. Now I mentioned how
Speaker 1: we were at Illegal Pizza earlier. What song played Spotlight
Speaker 1: by Jennifer Hudson into We Belong Together by Maria carry
Speaker 1: into I believe what will Renaissance track was that? I
Speaker 1: think it was cozy? Yeah, no, it was. The The
Speaker 1: playlist in this Illegal Pizza was absolutely popping off. And
Speaker 1: I have to say it all started with Spotlight by
Speaker 1: Jennifer Hudson, just like every good night. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you a question, Are you a man who loves and
Speaker 1: cherishes and cares for me? Is that you? Is that you?
Speaker 1: Is that you? Or? Are you a guard in a
Speaker 1: prison maximum security? Is that you? Is that you? Is
Speaker 1: that you? Jennifer? She did something with that song, and
Speaker 1: she's continued to do things with so many different mediums.
Speaker 1: One of the great entertainers. I can't I can't say
Speaker 1: enough good things about her. Next gift. We would love
Speaker 1: to receive. Damn toilets stop making that sound, haven't we?
Speaker 1: I thought we were so past this. I thought toilets
Speaker 1: were going to be amazing. Is the year? In fact,
Speaker 1: it's almost we have not figured out how to make
Speaker 1: toilets stop making that damn sound. And you all know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. That time when all of a
Speaker 1: sudden it's making that noise, that noise, or when it's
Speaker 1: filling up the tank again, I don't need to hear that,
Speaker 1: no honey concealed, don't feel And you know what, if
Speaker 1: it was good enough for should be good enough for
Speaker 1: these toilets. The toilets haven't easy compared to elsel. So
Speaker 1: the other white bitch who's shutting up toilets should be
Speaker 1: white bitch who are shutting up. Absolutely. The next gift
Speaker 1: that we all want, that everybody wants is mercy. Please
Speaker 1: have mercy, Have mercy. God, just please grant us some
Speaker 1: fucking mercy. Please. Each day, day in and day out,
Speaker 1: we just it's merciless. Please mercy. Everybody wants to receive.
Speaker 1: And Apper All Spirits a timeless drink. It's this drink
Speaker 1: of the summer. Florence Pugh gave it new life this year.
Speaker 1: I was over here going maybe dirty Shirley New York
Speaker 1: Timeserver here going maybe dirty shurely. No, absolutely not. Apper
Speaker 1: All Spirits is here to stay. And can I say
Speaker 1: something that people being like the dirty Shirley, don't insult me,
Speaker 1: don't insult me. Don't insult me with this. We literally
Speaker 1: were so ahead of it, like I was ordering Shirley
Speaker 1: Temples in middle school. Yeah, I've been ordering Shirley Temple
Speaker 1: since before you guys were born. And I don't even
Speaker 1: know how old you guys. You guys are, but it's young.
Speaker 1: The next gift that we would love to receive to
Speaker 1: have been a Disney Star experience and education and mental health.
Speaker 1: This is where all the young actors went to learn
Speaker 1: how to do it. Right, you know how to show
Speaker 1: up on time, work to the bone, and keep your
Speaker 1: head about you. Absolutely. But you know there are YouTube
Speaker 1: you're there are YouTube essays of people who there's just
Speaker 1: one guy who who like does a whole deep dive
Speaker 1: into like the Disney Channel sort of machine hand, not
Speaker 1: a hater, but kind of actually points to Hillary Duff
Speaker 1: as someone who like broke the mold in a huge way,
Speaker 1: like was like, I don't want to It was Hillary
Speaker 1: Duff who who was like, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: another season with Lizzie McGuire after the movie, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm tapping out. And then it gave Miley a lot
Speaker 1: of latitude and freedom to be like, I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: this many seasons of Hinta Montana and then I'm ditching.
Speaker 1: I'm ditching the girl. Like Hillary into Miley is actually
Speaker 1: a huge moment in the culture. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're kidding. How much coke do you
Speaker 1: think was on the set of Lizzie McGuire announced one
Speaker 1: brick actually okay, good God shirt amongst the crew and casting.
Speaker 1: The next gift we would love to receive Best Buy
Speaker 1: gift card. You can buy so many things at the
Speaker 1: star ds, CDs, DVDs, DVD players, CD PTOs, so big TV,
Speaker 1: small TV movies, video games, du C, d s, DVDs.
Speaker 1: The next gift we would love to receive, Mary m
Speaker 1: Cosby returned to the Salt Lake. It is struggling. It
Speaker 1: is not that girl this year. It is tough and
Speaker 1: rough and tumble, tough and rough and tumble. Poor Dana
Speaker 1: doesn't know what the funk she's saying in a given moment.
Speaker 1: Poor Angie Kay is terrified to be on camera whenever
Speaker 1: it's pointed at her. These women are struggling the other
Speaker 1: the core five is it five? I mean Jen Shaw
Speaker 1: was not at the reunion she was I guess. Not
Speaker 1: sentenced on January six is so deeply tragic to me,
Speaker 1: so that it's gonna distract us from the January six
Speaker 1: of it all. We're all gonna be like that was
Speaker 1: the that was the day that Shaw. That was, of course,
Speaker 1: January six will of course be remembered as the jay
Speaker 1: the day gen Shaw was sentenced. The next gift we
Speaker 1: would love to receive to be prayed for. Pray for us,
Speaker 1: Pray for us. We need prayer. We need prayer now
Speaker 1: more than ever, and we need mercy, prayer and a
Speaker 1: little bit great and a little bit of grace. Next thing,
Speaker 1: let's receive genuine Fergi comeback. I don't want the duchess,
Speaker 1: you know, reloaded wherever the hell that was double duchess.
Speaker 1: You're not going to give us the duchess again. There's
Speaker 1: no way you're gonna hit us with the duchess. Go
Speaker 1: do something else that catches our attention. We know you
Speaker 1: can do it, Fergy. Yeah, let's play some basketball. We're like,
Speaker 1: let's make a new album. Let's make a new album
Speaker 1: that actually doesn't try to be the duchess. We're rooting
Speaker 1: for you, Stacy, We of you. We have been rooting
Speaker 1: for you since you said be Italian, and every single
Speaker 1: time you sang the words be Italian and your number
Speaker 1: be Italian and nine it meant something different. It was
Speaker 1: love of food, love sex, love of Italian vista. Please
Speaker 1: come back for she put Italy on the map. We
Speaker 1: will always be grateful. She walked so the white lood.
Speaker 1: That's a real culture. Number six for you walked could
Speaker 1: run by the way. Um, we're just just blown away
Speaker 1: by the spreadsheet and the heat map of the rules
Speaker 1: of culture. Thank you God, Thank God you prayed for us,
Speaker 1: care for us, and gave us grace and mercy in
Speaker 1: that moment. The next gift we would love to receive
Speaker 1: to hear you are working that orange look? Mama? Who
Speaker 1: looks good at orange? I mean, this is what's so
Speaker 1: difficult about it, and this is why we wanted so
Speaker 1: bad and we wish it for everyone. I wish that
Speaker 1: everyone could go out there rocking an orange look, and
Speaker 1: here you are wronging orange. You're working. I'm sorry, working, mama,
Speaker 1: because when did you hear that? Who? Who? Among us?
Speaker 1: I actually made the mistake of wearing orange this summer
Speaker 1: for something and I had my photograph taken in it
Speaker 1: and I looked back on that that photo popped up
Speaker 1: again somehow, and I went, why did I? Well? Can
Speaker 1: I tell you the reason why I like wanted this
Speaker 1: on the list so badly is because I actually remember
Speaker 1: a time when I was in I think fourth grade,
Speaker 1: and a girl named Nicole said to me across the room.
Speaker 1: She whispered to me, you look good in orange. And
Speaker 1: I said what she said? You look good in orange?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, thank you, and
Speaker 1: I whatever forgot I don't know where she is, but
Speaker 1: I never forgot this girl in fourth grade saying you
Speaker 1: look good at Orange. You're so blessed I had Nicole,
Speaker 1: and I'm blessed. I have remembered it. Absolutely. The next
Speaker 1: gift we would love to receive to visit the Mile
Speaker 1: High City, Denver, Colorado. Here you are, well? Are we
Speaker 1: in Denver? We're in uh an exurb of Denver, a
Speaker 1: suburb of Denver, which is Cherry Creer. We're pretty close
Speaker 1: to the city. We're closer to the city than my
Speaker 1: parents are. Um, it's got a lot to offer. I
Speaker 1: would love to come here another time, because I'm only
Speaker 1: here till tomorrow morning, which seems to all too brief,
Speaker 1: all too brief. I'm gonna try to take you if
Speaker 1: if you are in the mood to go to Charlie's
Speaker 1: after this, after the show, I'd love to take you there.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite gay bars. Um cowboy themed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I said ye hot of that originally. So we'll
Speaker 1: see how I feel after the show. Usually a little
Speaker 1: sleay go after the show, so I might be in
Speaker 1: a good mood. We'll see. The next gift we would
Speaker 1: love to receive consistency for a change. Just there's no
Speaker 1: continuity to the world, like every day feels different. I need,
Speaker 1: I need the same flavor. I need this, I need
Speaker 1: I need like a flavor to last long. I would
Speaker 1: like to wake up, open my eyes at the there
Speaker 1: at the same fixed point I did yesterday, turn my
Speaker 1: turn my head to my left, see my gorgeous husband,
Speaker 1: kissed him on the cheeks. Say baby, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: get coffee. Do you want anything? Him say no, I'm okay,
Speaker 1: And I go get myself a coffee and then come
Speaker 1: back and read the damn paper. Just some consistency for
Speaker 1: a change. Well, I want you to come home from
Speaker 1: the coffee and paper and go God. Sure feels nice
Speaker 1: to have some consistency around here. That's what I'm saying too.
Speaker 1: That's what everybody wants. I want to just wish for
Speaker 1: everyone some consistency for a change. The next gift, we
Speaker 1: would love to receive a Broadway fierro ass you know
Speaker 1: the as I know the ask Speaking of a Broadway Fierro.
Speaker 1: Nick Adams just came up with an Attitude Magazine moment
Speaker 1: never looks harder in his life. Are Castmate and Fire
Speaker 1: and our good friend. We love you on every level,
Speaker 1: but you did not have to do that. Yeah, I actually, like,
Speaker 1: I literally commented, I thought like, it's now too much,
Speaker 1: like it's just he's got It's like why not. I
Speaker 1: mean if it looks like that, I would be on
Speaker 1: every page of every publication, I would be on every
Speaker 1: page of every publication, and people would be like, we
Speaker 1: can't get enough. And that's and we can't and that's
Speaker 1: why everybody wants a Broadway Fierra. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: that high tight round Broadway asked that you can wear
Speaker 1: those fierro like it's like slacks that he wears, and say, absolutely.
Speaker 1: The next gift that everyone wants to receive a shopping spree,
Speaker 1: un Marcus, even Marcus. I mean, you know you see
Speaker 1: me at Sacks, a shopping sprita. You know, I believe
Speaker 1: it was blue Crantrail till it was blue. I constantly
Speaker 1: call her blue Cran Trail and I can't stop bo
Speaker 1: That's okay, Blue Cran Trail, Blue cantroll. The next gift
Speaker 1: everyone would love to receive the Rachel haircut. So now
Speaker 1: we know we are sort of dipping, double dipping into
Speaker 1: the top of culture but of course there's overlap. This
Speaker 1: is a list of culture of gifts that everybody wants.
Speaker 1: What do you mean we're double dippering, Well we did.
Speaker 1: I think the Rachel haircut was one of the top
Speaker 1: twos of history, but it absolutely overlaps with this list.
Speaker 1: I agree. I'm just pointing out that we are now
Speaker 1: that you might see some recurring things. You still see
Speaker 1: girls being like, damn, I want that Rachel. I want
Speaker 1: the I want the hair to come in like slope.
Speaker 1: I want an oval around my face, complete oval. The
Speaker 1: next gift that we would love to receive, to be
Speaker 1: able to tell that one person who didn't believe in
Speaker 1: you that they were wrong. I had a thought today, thought, well,
Speaker 1: I just a couple of people actually reached out from
Speaker 1: high school, and it's interesting that we're here, and I
Speaker 1: kind of want to be like, funk Off, you didn't believe,
Speaker 1: you didn't believe in me? Was it that theater teacher
Speaker 1: who was so ms would No, I never want to
Speaker 1: hear from her again. But she's probably eating crow. Oh
Speaker 1: my Odd's so tough. Well, I had a tough emotional
Speaker 1: moment last week. I kind of had a breakdown, and
Speaker 1: she did come to mind. I guess I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna shake this. You did come to my mind.
Speaker 1: You did come to my mind. This is what the
Speaker 1: artist wig is all about. They talk about that first
Speaker 1: person who told you can't do it, and I'm I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we're getting you put this in a but I'm the
Speaker 1: one who's like really digging deep into this. It's very
Speaker 1: important to think about these things, especially if you do
Speaker 1: anything creative. You have to silence that person who first
Speaker 1: told you that you are bad. I want you to
Speaker 1: do that right now, address her and tell her that
Speaker 1: she was so wrong. This would you were so wrong?
Speaker 1: You were dead wrong about me, Like, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: you must feel stupid. Does this give you some piece
Speaker 1: a little Yeah, I'm I'm crawling out of the hole.
Speaker 1: It's fine. The next gift we would love to receive
Speaker 1: a skincare secret. I'm not going to tell you what
Speaker 1: my serious things that everybody wants a secret, a skincare secret,
Speaker 1: like what do you do for your skin? And to
Speaker 1: to to look at them and say, well, that's my secret,
Speaker 1: so so enticing. So a Lauren, is that the same
Speaker 1: as is that is that like the opposite of wanting
Speaker 1: Coca cola, like wanting transparency. You can withhold for yourself.
Speaker 1: But if it's for the public good, if the public
Speaker 1: would be better off knowing what your skin care secret is,
Speaker 1: then you are you have to let us know. Excuse me.
Speaker 1: Corporations can have secrets. That's the degradation. I can have
Speaker 1: a secret. As are not people, period period, unless you're
Speaker 1: us because we have LLC's here we go the next
Speaker 1: gift that everybody wants to own, or so they think,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? You wrote this, Well, everyone wants
Speaker 1: to have a bar ownership, but they're not thinking about
Speaker 1: the realities of the bar. About inventory, it's about cleaning,
Speaker 1: it's about being up to code. It's about health violations.
Speaker 1: It's about you know, health department coming in to check in.
Speaker 1: It's about buying, it's about selling, it's about staffing, it's
Speaker 1: about scheduling. Everybody thinks they want to own a bar.
Speaker 1: Guess what if that's what you think, and then walk
Speaker 1: a mile in one pair of shoes worn by a
Speaker 1: bar manager or a bar owner. You'll be eating crow.
Speaker 1: You'll be eating crow. And I think Cheers really ruined this.
Speaker 1: I think Cheers really put this fantasy into people's minds,
Speaker 1: dragged cheers in their weak moment of loose James Burrows,
Speaker 1: Rob long Flops. I mean these people who may injected
Speaker 1: this fantasy into the consciousness of America, of the world. Really,
Speaker 1: it's you're not going to be You're not gonna be Sam,
Speaker 1: You're not going to be this like hot ex baseball
Speaker 1: player who owns a bar. Sorry, go learn a trade.
Speaker 1: I so agree. I can't even stand it. The next thing,
Speaker 1: we all wish to receive three week vacations so you
Speaker 1: can do it all and not even at the parks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to go visit the cultural sites. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: that Disney Universal or cultural sites, but I want to
Speaker 1: go to see that. I'm gonna go to City Hall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to see where the laws are written. I
Speaker 1: would love to see where the laws are written in Orlando,
Speaker 1: because outside of the theme parks is pretty lawless. And
Speaker 1: I would love to, of course go to the theme
Speaker 1: parks as well, because you really can't get everything done
Speaker 1: going You can't eat it every restaurant in um Downtown
Speaker 1: Disney and City Wall. But you have planned a vacation
Speaker 1: for me back when we were just you know, kind
Speaker 1: of scraping by you really planned out four day vacations
Speaker 1: at Disney I did. That were felt so complete and
Speaker 1: I think I will always always cherish that. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, You're welcome. That was my gift, that gift
Speaker 1: to you in that moment, and the next gift we
Speaker 1: would love to receive a dark fucked up I dream
Speaker 1: of Genie with Kate Hudson, Genie addicted to Kay. I mean,
Speaker 1: put this on f X yesterday, her like going into
Speaker 1: the lamp. It just looks disgusting. It's just like adults, adults, drugs,
Speaker 1: drugs and all the all the all the art is
Speaker 1: not even on the walls, on the floor. Because Genie
Speaker 1: has an aged Genie has a first series and so
Speaker 1: she's been in this fucking you know lamp. Her husband's dead.
Speaker 1: She's doing k every day, slurring her words, taking poppers,
Speaker 1: thinking that it does anything for her, but she's not.
Speaker 1: It's not helping. Her kids are dead, her husband's dead,
Speaker 1: her kids are dead. She's gonna do me and a
Speaker 1: new guy why he's gonna die to one day? How
Speaker 1: do you how do you find out about the kids
Speaker 1: and the husband in the first episode? Do you find
Speaker 1: out in the First, I don't remember the pilot of
Speaker 1: my dream of Genie. It's been a while, but I'm
Speaker 1: saying in the I think she looks at a picture
Speaker 1: and she gets really sad. And then and then she
Speaker 1: and then she takes her little pen cap and then
Speaker 1: she she does, she shakes, She goes. Okay, she says,
Speaker 1: she shakes. He says, fuck this time. You know Kate
Speaker 1: Hat's would she would slay that line. It would be
Speaker 1: her oscar for TV this some time for k okay.
Speaker 1: The next wants vanilla. Next, next thing that everybody wants,
Speaker 1: scoop of chocolate. Of course, if you're gonna have a Neil,
Speaker 1: you might as well just make it a Neapolitan onne.
Speaker 1: The next thing that everybody wants, scoop of strawberry. Now
Speaker 1: you order this perfectly because it goes chocolate chocolate strawberry.
Speaker 1: Strawberry is unbeatable. There is no better taste than her.
Speaker 1: Shut up. The next gift that everybody wants, a favorable edit.
Speaker 1: The edit is everything these days. Oh my god, if
Speaker 1: you are given a bad edit in the uar of
Speaker 1: our Lord, know that you're the Internet is going to
Speaker 1: absolutely rip you apart your toast And sometimes sometimes they
Speaker 1: have no choice but to give you a bad at
Speaker 1: it because you're giving them bad that material, but you
Speaker 1: don't want it, and so we'll We wish for everyone
Speaker 1: out there is a favorable edit when they go on
Speaker 1: reality TV and are merely being themselves, because really, the
Speaker 1: editors are going to it really matters. It doesn't even
Speaker 1: matter how much your cast members like you. It matters
Speaker 1: how much the editors like you. They're putting you. They
Speaker 1: have the opportunity to sit there in the edit room
Speaker 1: and when you walk through a scene and let's say Survivor,
Speaker 1: this could be the soundtrack. Boom boom boom. There's no,
Speaker 1: there's no. It's a fate worse than death to be
Speaker 1: on Survivor and walk across the beach and have this
Speaker 1: be the soundtrack. Can you fucking imagine? Post production is
Speaker 1: the most important thing in Hollywood. We wish for everyone
Speaker 1: a favorable at it And for all the editors out there,
Speaker 1: thank you for what you do. You must your appreciated,
Speaker 1: your loved Your power is a meant you're the hardest
Speaker 1: working women in Hollywood. The next gift we would love
Speaker 1: to receive lovely and laws along. Wouldn't that be nice.
Speaker 1: The next thing that everybody wants Dolly Parton's Jolene on vinyl.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know? This is what Kelly Clarkson
Speaker 1: gave me as my gift on the Comic Parts, Dolly
Speaker 1: Parton's Joanne on vinyl? And because she gives everyone a
Speaker 1: vinyl um all her guests and she picks them out herself.
Speaker 1: And guess what this is? How insynct we are? I
Speaker 1: already owned that. That's amazing. Can I tell you what
Speaker 1: she gave me? Yeah? What does she give you? What
Speaker 1: gave me the best of Bruce Springsteen, which makes me
Speaker 1: think that she doesn't really care for me. You know,
Speaker 1: It's okay, I love Bruce Springsteen. Is there anything out
Speaker 1: there on the internet about you that which suggests you
Speaker 1: like brings Bruce Springsteen more than a normal person? No,
Speaker 1: not right, It's okay. You know what it's giving. It's
Speaker 1: giving you did the show in New York, and maybe
Speaker 1: she didn't have actually and maybe she was like, well
Speaker 1: this is New York or Jason? Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: that Because I I believe that she puts thought to it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm not doubting that she puts thought into it.
Speaker 1: The next gift that everybody wants Emily van camp In
Speaker 1: more projects. That just speaks for it. Absolutely she is,
Speaker 1: and she actually has the next thing. The next gift
Speaker 1: that everybody wants quit quiet power. You know you don't have.
Speaker 1: It's like it's Miranda Priestley. It's just you don't have
Speaker 1: to have me do anything for you to know I'm here.
Speaker 1: I want to be one of those people who never
Speaker 1: raises their voice. That's all. That's all. The next gift
Speaker 1: everybody wants is a hat from Chemo. I don't think
Speaker 1: I know what this is. It's Kyle Richards's favorite Aspen
Speaker 1: hat store. Oh I've seen that. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: this is. This has maybe excuse me, I think this
Speaker 1: is maybe place too high on the list and maybe
Speaker 1: has no place on the list. This is lost Cultures Presents.
Speaker 1: This is not a time for you to do this.
Speaker 1: You have to have to. I have to be on
Speaker 1: its honesty zone? Who said that me? Now, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know I know what this is. If you why don't
Speaker 1: you go back and watch the episode of the Hats
Speaker 1: and Chemos then them they burn them. They the hats
Speaker 1: of Chemostabby actually kicked off a terrible day, and those
Speaker 1: women's lives didn't kick it off. They were just a
Speaker 1: part of a terrible day. But it didn't mean that
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go to They were all wearing
Speaker 1: the hats by the time Cathy was already melting down.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't agree with us. I ingree at you.
Speaker 1: The next next gift that everybody wants, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: you back with this one, a Desperate Housewives reboot, Yes,
Speaker 1: even with Felicity who you got me back? Girl? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you come back on my side. I love
Speaker 1: this idea so much. They those women are so talented.
Speaker 1: Do you think that the bather again? No, because you know,
Speaker 1: the clearly tension on set Mark Cherry seems to be
Speaker 1: you know, it seems to have run a very specific
Speaker 1: kind of a tight ship. And you know I would
Speaker 1: want nick A Let to be back. Yeah, we need
Speaker 1: to go get back, and I don't think that that
Speaker 1: will ever. I don't think so, honey. The next gift
Speaker 1: with everybody wants to be created? Who wants to be
Speaker 1: buried in? Because honestly, I have this very deep, dark
Speaker 1: fear and I'm gonna be very vulnerable right now. I
Speaker 1: have this deep dark fear that when you die, you
Speaker 1: get frozen and you can see like I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I just don't want to be trapped in my
Speaker 1: own body. And I also like just burned my body
Speaker 1: because then I know I don't exist anymore, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like it's the only way to like
Speaker 1: actually prove he's gone. Absolutely. There's something about a full
Speaker 1: embalmed body in a suit. It's not a box in
Speaker 1: the ground. Is that's so insane to me. It's just
Speaker 1: so much process and for what for you look at
Speaker 1: like a carcass that doesn't look like me. My carcass
Speaker 1: be out, it doesn't even look like me. Unnatural makeup.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. No, and like stare in my ashes.
Speaker 1: If you want an open casket, I'm there. If you're
Speaker 1: if you're bare aid and not cremated, honey, you're getting
Speaker 1: exhumed at some point that someone's gonna say something's not
Speaker 1: right about that death. Bring dig the body back up.
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone touching me after I'm dead. Period.
Speaker 1: The next gift that everybody wants front of the line
Speaker 1: costco pass well duh. The way those lines get Sometimes
Speaker 1: you just need to go pick up a bunch of
Speaker 1: liquid ivy in a bag. Hey, whatever it is, whatever
Speaker 1: it is, you know, you're not going to do the
Speaker 1: whole rigular role. You're not going to go into the
Speaker 1: cold produced room. You're not gonna go to you know,
Speaker 1: the trash bag as. You just need to pick up
Speaker 1: one thing. Hey, listen, I don't care if it's a
Speaker 1: couple of free samples. I'm not waiting in line. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it. And so what I would want is
Speaker 1: in front of the line costco pass. And I know
Speaker 1: I'm speaking to the tribe when I say that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And the words of Ava Principal Ava and Janelle James
Speaker 1: in Abbot Elementary, I don't speak line. Yep. This is
Speaker 1: the next thing that everybody wants to receive a cure
Speaker 1: for stupid to disease. There's so many people that are
Speaker 1: so stupid and they really wish for a cure for
Speaker 1: the name some people. How about how about miss um Cinema,
Speaker 1: Cinema Girls, Kirsten Cinema, how about miss Bobert. No, she's
Speaker 1: so stupid, she needs a cure. I wish for her.
Speaker 1: I wished for mercy for her and a little consistency
Speaker 1: outside the We've given her grace she she has. She
Speaker 1: doesn't have grace, consistency. They should be lucky to have
Speaker 1: some Mercy's not even on Santa's list. Okay, so please please, okay.
Speaker 1: The next thing on the list all Avatars in theaters
Speaker 1: now with James, we know you shot them there in
Speaker 1: the camp, put them in theaters. Now. You just told
Speaker 1: me this thing today that he submitted nine hours. This
Speaker 1: is the rumor a nine hour cut of the film
Speaker 1: to Disney. There's a nine hour cut of Avatar three.
Speaker 1: And before he cuts anything, he wants to do the
Speaker 1: c G I and special effects first. That is so expensive,
Speaker 1: it is, That is four movies worth of VFX. And
Speaker 1: I just want to say that I have seen Avatar
Speaker 1: the Way of Water, and we're gonna be getting to
Speaker 1: that in our culture catch up because by that time
Speaker 1: Bowen will have seen it as well. And this feels
Speaker 1: like a movie you'll go see with your parents. Now
Speaker 1: maybe perhaps I don't think they have any any any
Speaker 1: any about the little girls, the girls. Maybe you know
Speaker 1: the girls are on their super pets or whatever. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay, that's I'm in a family where no one's
Speaker 1: agreeing on the thing to Not all eight of us
Speaker 1: are going to agree to watch one thing. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: so true. Okay, oh my god, Bone, we're in the
Speaker 1: top twenty. This is number nineteen on the list of
Speaker 1: things that top nineteen. The next gift were the top nineteen.
Speaker 1: Matt and Bowen casts the spots of the jets a
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid live action film. I mean, the ship has
Speaker 1: already sailed. The movies come out in mere months. You
Speaker 1: know what, though, it's too late? What about Little Mermaids two?
Speaker 1: Back to the Seas? Little Mermaids Too returned to the grotto.
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid to dive back in Little Mermaid to splash,
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid to meet Morgana. Did you ever meet Morgana? No,
Speaker 1: she You've never met Morgana, Ursula's sister in the Little
Speaker 1: Mermaid Too animated film. Oh see, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Little Murmaid two is the reverse where it's Ariel's daughters
Speaker 1: is on land and she wants to go back to
Speaker 1: the sea. Okay, so Morgana. So Morgana. Morgana's it's basically
Speaker 1: a carbon copy of the original film, but Morgana is
Speaker 1: basically thin Ursula's, but it is voiced by Pat Carroll,
Speaker 1: so she could basically be serving extra count by being like,
Speaker 1: not only did my girl flop, but she also the
Speaker 1: reason she flopped is because she didn't have flops them
Speaker 1: and jetsam by us. She does have henchmen. Here to
Speaker 1: a picture of Morgana. Yes you can. Oh wow, it's
Speaker 1: Pat Carroll. Look and she look at her. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's a queen diva. She's a queen diva. She has
Speaker 1: she has a one henchman, this little anglerfish. It's not
Speaker 1: flotsam and jetsam. And we're not gonna fight. I'm not
Speaker 1: fighting for that part with you. You're gonna book it.
Speaker 1: You will know I won't. I'm done. This is my
Speaker 1: last leg of Hollywood. Okay, the next gift that everybody wants.
Speaker 1: April Fool's Day canceled, and prank culture in general, pranks
Speaker 1: are we have to move on from pranks as a culture.
Speaker 1: Over it. I can sense the Zoomers being like, wait, kids, guys,
Speaker 1: let's stop prancings. Just stop with the pranks. It's just
Speaker 1: come on, April Fool's Day. You wake up, you look
Speaker 1: at your calendar, and the first thing you feel is fear,
Speaker 1: and why and why for what for you to get
Speaker 1: a little amusement out of my suffering? Suffering? Not on
Speaker 1: my watch. The next gift that everybody wants a beautiful
Speaker 1: first name like Christie, na, oh so pretty. Whenever anyone
Speaker 1: tells me my my beautiful daughter's name is Christina, I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love that name. Christina. You know,
Speaker 1: I think it's a beautiful name. What Claire, Claire, It's
Speaker 1: so beautiful. Christina, Christina. It's it's so beautiful to me
Speaker 1: from anywhere. Christina, Christina. It's like I'm giving you here.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna give you a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Christina or Christina? Are this so different? Or christ The
Speaker 1: next gift that everybody wants a striking, supporting turn in
Speaker 1: white lotus. Not only that you want, you want the
Speaker 1: Evan Ross cats sort of, you know, not even the meme.
Speaker 1: You just want the screenshot of the face that you give.
Speaker 1: You want mean your face and posted on a story,
Speaker 1: but you want to tell you want the Megan Fay
Speaker 1: he You want the before and after same shots and
Speaker 1: take her mouth to doing one thing and then her
Speaker 1: lips doing another thing, and we as the audience of
Speaker 1: the Instagram story, I'll know exactly what is being sort
Speaker 1: of stated by the post of those two things. A
Speaker 1: striking supporting turn so that you can become an online meme,
Speaker 1: and two photos that is bigger than you can give.
Speaker 1: A deep layered performance. That's all subtexts. You don't have
Speaker 1: to know everything about someone to love them. You really don't.
Speaker 1: You really don't. The next gift, we would all love
Speaker 1: to receive it. And this means everybody the renaissance visuals
Speaker 1: now at this point, like is it coming on Christmas?
Speaker 1: Like that? I don't know. Exhausted, the windows closing, I
Speaker 1: don't want to wait, And let's just say something. We
Speaker 1: have talked about renaissance on this podcast. Please. People are
Speaker 1: being so people are being flops. We go back and
Speaker 1: listen to the episode where uh, break my Soul Drop,
Speaker 1: like like like the week that Break my Soul dropped.
Speaker 1: We basically talk about Beyonce the entire time. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm getting defensive because but there's this conspiracy
Speaker 1: out there that we're like intentionally not talking about Renaissance
Speaker 1: because we didn't like it. I don't listen to any
Speaker 1: of it, don't come check out my Spotify wrapped. Okay,
Speaker 1: then talk to me say that bitch, bitch speaking of
Speaker 1: the next gift that everybody wants to know, what happened
Speaker 1: in that damn elevator. We still don't know. That's one
Speaker 1: of the great mysteries of life, of pop culture. And
Speaker 1: can I say something The noles Carters are a corporation
Speaker 1: and so not on like Coca Cola. We want to
Speaker 1: know what happened. We need to get to the bottom
Speaker 1: of this. As a culture. We're all adults here. Hello,
Speaker 1: Literally we've been adult for years. But I might not
Speaker 1: have been an adult then. I'm an adult now and
Speaker 1: I deserved. We're all adults now. Everyone who was alive
Speaker 1: during the elevator brawl is an adult now. Eighteen years
Speaker 1: have passed and sometimes ship goes down when there's a
Speaker 1: billion dollars on an elevator is not no, that's not
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like that. And basically, um, the
Speaker 1: next gift that everybody wants is basic dignity and respect
Speaker 1: in the workplace. It's it's you need it. If you
Speaker 1: don't have it, how can you hold your head up high?
Speaker 1: How can you do your job. How can you do
Speaker 1: your job well or at all? The worst thing that
Speaker 1: can happen in a place of work nihilism for you,
Speaker 1: for you to say it, well, nothing means anything that
Speaker 1: would not I'm not gonna put in the work because
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean anything that would be really bad. That
Speaker 1: is the word. I'm telling you. That's the worst thing.
Speaker 1: And you need dignity and respect in the workplace to
Speaker 1: not to prevent that from happening. Bosses, listen up, and
Speaker 1: we know some of you, some of you are bosses.
Speaker 1: We know some of you are bosses out there, and
Speaker 1: I hope that you're giving your employees basic dignity and
Speaker 1: respect and hopefully like a coffee and station. Really examine
Speaker 1: if you're giving your employees that and a water cooler
Speaker 1: so people can chat, people can chat. Wear people chat
Speaker 1: nowadays in offices that are attended, no offices virtual. Now
Speaker 1: the next thing, the next get that everybody wants beautiful
Speaker 1: earrings could really make a look or you know, it
Speaker 1: could be just a statement on their own to have
Speaker 1: nothing on but beautiful earrings. Are you going to try this?
Speaker 1: I thought about getting my ear peers, but you should
Speaker 1: try with your lover sometime I have been with my
Speaker 1: lover while he's only had his earrings on. And yes,
Speaker 1: this is me confessing to having a lover soft launch
Speaker 1: soft launch on my boyfriend. Pretty amazing. Anyways, it's gonna
Speaker 1: let that one shut up, don't you dare? I'm not
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't mean for that. No, I'm just
Speaker 1: being stupid. I'm being I'm being sid You know what
Speaker 1: nickname I came up with you for you the other day,
Speaker 1: which I loved in Credica to me, you are in
Speaker 1: Credica Jones. God, I love that for you. The show
Speaker 1: the next gift that everybody wants to receive for Oracle
Speaker 1: Whale to come back and get revenge on these hoes,
Speaker 1: not only for just for having him in captivity, but
Speaker 1: for literally blackening his name in the village like to
Speaker 1: look up has gutten? Such a bad rap and no
Speaker 1: one ever asked him his feelings. No black fish more
Speaker 1: like bad people, bad humans directing making this documentary a
Speaker 1: character assassination on it. Hello, it's a fish, it's a whale.
Speaker 1: It was an intelligent mammal. Okay, Bowen, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Like before, you can't speak on this really,
Speaker 1: and I'm angry at you again. You can't speak on
Speaker 1: this until you see Avatar The Way of Water, because
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, these whales, these girls get into love whales. No, wait,
Speaker 1: you you don't even understand. Basically, there's have seene in
Speaker 1: Avatar The Way of Water where one whale is like,
Speaker 1: how are you, mama, and the other ones like I'm
Speaker 1: so good, Mama, like so good to connect, how is work?
Speaker 1: And the like you know, the kids, etcetera. And then
Speaker 1: they go, would you like to swim with me in
Speaker 1: a circle? And they do? It? Really is it does
Speaker 1: connecting prepod Oh my god. But when we're in the
Speaker 1: top ten gifts that everybody wants, the next gift that
Speaker 1: everybody wants patience, everybody wants it, nobody has it. Nobody
Speaker 1: has it except doctors. People want patience, grace, mercy, and
Speaker 1: a little consistency for one consistency ones and to be
Speaker 1: prayed for. That's it. That's all you need. He's really
Speaker 1: the basic tenants number nine for Katherine McFee and not
Speaker 1: say these crazy things. Oh my god, Katherine McFee, all
Speaker 1: you had to do was like literally, in the words
Speaker 1: of Dixie chicks shut up and saying, and you would
Speaker 1: have gone down in history as the person that everyone
Speaker 1: wishes would have won American Idol Season five. But now
Speaker 1: you have to say these crazy things about the woke
Speaker 1: mob and like raw raw Republicans and L O L.
Speaker 1: I love my husband David Foster. And now we have
Speaker 1: to know you were understanding these crazy things. Stop it.
Speaker 1: Kathery mcphih, kather mcphaih, shut up and sing, or your
Speaker 1: life will be over. In the words of the checks,
Speaker 1: you threatened her life. I'm not threatening her life. I'm
Speaker 1: saying her life will be over, her livelihood will be over.
Speaker 1: You're talking about her career. Yeah, the next gift that
Speaker 1: everyone wants to receive to say I enjoy jazz and
Speaker 1: me and it. Oh but this, I mean, this is
Speaker 1: so true and I think this is the year that
Speaker 1: I get into earnestly get into jazz. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Have you heard of Domi and j D Beck. They're
Speaker 1: this jazz duo there, these gen z ers, this French
Speaker 1: girl and this you know, cool looking guy from Texas,
Speaker 1: I think, and they just do cool jazz. It's for
Speaker 1: it's for it's for like young people, right, I could
Speaker 1: get into that. And I literally went to a jazz
Speaker 1: bar and I was like, this is so she and
Speaker 1: you felt like maybe you hadn't met the version of
Speaker 1: you that loves jazz yet, but you knew they were
Speaker 1: out there. I know that the version of me that
Speaker 1: loves jazz is out there. Is that what you're saying? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I just haven't met them. At one time hooked up
Speaker 1: with a jazz saxophonist. Probably was really good. It was
Speaker 1: really fun. Did he play you like a woodwind? Yes?
Speaker 1: He played me the sacks. He did. He played me
Speaker 1: the sacks naked, not naked, partially clothed, partially clothed. Well.
Speaker 1: But the next gift that everybody wants memoirst single that
Speaker 1: cuts through the noise. You know you've had that. I
Speaker 1: would say, what's my single? I would say it's hottest?
Speaker 1: Who you think that's my first single? You are an
Speaker 1: album artist, as we know. Thank you for saying that.
Speaker 1: It's true. Oh, higher praise for me a singer songwriter
Speaker 1: than to be called an album artist. Thank you and Taylor.
Speaker 1: And that is where we leave that one. The next
Speaker 1: gift that everybody wants, the factor Marc Robbie. Everybody wants
Speaker 1: the factory. Here are some people who have it. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: Miss Thing, Donna Ortega, I just started Wednesday today on
Speaker 1: the plane. I was like, Miss Thing has the it factor.
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts, Sarah Sherman, Yes, cookie Monster, Cookie Monster, Ms, Piggy,
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama, Betty Davis. And the last person with the
Speaker 1: factor is Big Bird. I have one more. I have
Speaker 1: a hold on. I have one were Why am I?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know his name? Do not
Speaker 1: cut a second? Hold on, hold on, hold on, I
Speaker 1: have it? What Adam Brodie? Yeah? Great, Okay. The next
Speaker 1: gift that everybody wants to receive, Princess Camel burned out
Speaker 1: long before the demand for this media baby ever day.
Speaker 1: The demand was the wind, honey, and the candle in
Speaker 1: the wind was snuffed. We miss you, Diana. You were
Speaker 1: a beacon of hope for the world, and you were
Speaker 1: done so wrong by that horrible family. The next gift
Speaker 1: that everybody wants to receive a second chance anything, Just
Speaker 1: please give me another chance. Please, I promise I can
Speaker 1: do better. I was wrong before and I didn't know
Speaker 1: what I knew now. I pro I promise I won't
Speaker 1: disappoint you this time. That was yesterday, this is today.
Speaker 1: Give me a second chance. That's all. That's all I want.
Speaker 1: That's all everybody wants. Santa, you will not regret this
Speaker 1: number three on the list of the gifts that everybody wants.
Speaker 1: An amazing fragrance that compliments the chemistry. Yeah, you just
Speaker 1: want that signature set. You know what you want. You
Speaker 1: want something that brings out your essence and your pheromones,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You want that little extra kick,
Speaker 1: that intangible and it's different on every single person's chemical body.
Speaker 1: I have a friend who always is like, I don't
Speaker 1: get why people spend money on fragrances. You can't see it.
Speaker 1: That person probably smells like manure. I go, that's the point.
Speaker 1: You can't see it, you can smell it. That's literally
Speaker 1: what a fragrances. Who's this friend? I'm gonna name names.
Speaker 1: He might have changed his mind on this because he
Speaker 1: he and he does not smell like manure. He deserves
Speaker 1: to be dragged. But it was Julio Torres because one
Speaker 1: time I was like, I was like, I have to
Speaker 1: buy you again. I was like, I need to buy
Speaker 1: you a fragrance. What do you like to wear? He goes,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get white people buy fragrances. You
Speaker 1: can't see it. Oh, that's a completely Julio things. It's
Speaker 1: very it's very funny, it's very Julio. But I go, Julio,
Speaker 1: I bet there's a fragrance out there for you. That
Speaker 1: there is. I'm gonna actually look for one. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to for all these years. I love a fragrance
Speaker 1: so much, it just it just resets the tone. Number
Speaker 1: two on the list of the gifts that everybody wants. Ferby,
Speaker 1: this was a craze, a phenomenon. No one would ever
Speaker 1: forget it again. Basically a pet, we could say, a
Speaker 1: pet that confused parents everywhere, certainly didn't make them see straight.
Speaker 1: My my mother was was going, why the hell did
Speaker 1: you guys want this? Because, really, let's say it, they
Speaker 1: were annoying. But that doesn't mean that everyone didn't want it,
Speaker 1: and that everybody doesn't want it to this day. White furbies,
Speaker 1: black furbies, gray furbies, furbies of every different color, gay furbie,
Speaker 1: male for lesbian, non binary furbies. I actually don't even
Speaker 1: think that Ferbi has had a gender in the first place.
Speaker 1: Some of them might have. Some of them might have,
Speaker 1: but you're right. If we respect them all, Ferbie is
Speaker 1: forever fus forever like diamonds. We have arrived. This is
Speaker 1: the number one thing, the gift that everybody wants, World Piece.
Speaker 1: What I thought that is, what does that look like?
Speaker 1: How can we achieve? I think that we all just
Speaker 1: need to start treating each other with kindness, respect, giving
Speaker 1: each other the grace that we've talked about it in
Speaker 1: this episode. Patience, mercy first, patience and mercy, consistency, consistent
Speaker 1: communess at least consistent kindness, prayer. And I think that
Speaker 1: we'll have World Piece if just l Bryant cools it,
Speaker 1: if we start treating sixty like the number it deserves
Speaker 1: to be treated like. If ob yeah, I mean, if
Speaker 1: Katherine McFee stops saying these crazy things. Hey, I have
Speaker 1: an idea. Well, this is the first step to world peace.
Speaker 1: We all get a scoop of vanilla, we all get
Speaker 1: a scoop of chocolate, we all get a scoop of strawberry,
Speaker 1: and maybe, just maybe we've got a cure for stupid
Speaker 1: one of these days. But only if we get the
Speaker 1: Renaissance visuals. Now at this point, I think this list
Speaker 1: is so accurate, but it's also its clarifies so much.
Speaker 1: It says what we all really want, and I want
Speaker 1: us all in the coming year. And this is the
Speaker 1: thought that I personally, I'm gonna leave everyone with work
Speaker 1: towards this goal. Try to get if you can. If
Speaker 1: you can give something on this list to someone else,
Speaker 1: do it. Because if I've learned anything on my press
Speaker 1: tore for have you heard of Christmas? Which is still
Speaker 1: streaming on Showtime and we'll always stream it and will
Speaker 1: always scream on Showtime, It's that Christmas is a time
Speaker 1: of thing. And it's taken me this long and this
Speaker 1: much press to realize that that's what Christmas is. But
Speaker 1: guess guess what has to happen for giving to happen. Giving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to give in order to give. You have
Speaker 1: to give in order to give, and that is a
Speaker 1: rule of culture number one. You have to give in
Speaker 1: order to give. Readers, Katie's publicists, the Project Less Cultures
Speaker 1: world peace. We will attain it. I think there will
Speaker 1: be at least one moment of world peace next yearen
Speaker 1: thank you for giving me. The guests your friendship yet
Speaker 1: another year. It is the greatest blessing in my life
Speaker 1: to be friends with you, not you crying. I love
Speaker 1: you so much. I am filled with joy at the
Speaker 1: thought of you achieving success, finding people who understand you.
Speaker 1: Friendship is Friendship is about being known and knowing. I
Speaker 1: feel like I know you. I feel like I'm known
Speaker 1: by you. I feel like and you know I know you.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? I celebrate you each day when
Speaker 1: I wake up. It is my consistency that I give myself.
Speaker 1: Is my routine to turn to the north sky and
Speaker 1: everyone knows exactly where that is, and thank Heavens for
Speaker 1: our friendship and for this beautiful platform we get to
Speaker 1: share it with because this is giving to give. This
Speaker 1: is giving to give. If there's anything that I love,
Speaker 1: its friendship. We end every episode with the song because
Speaker 1: you I have been ship. He was not. Consistency is
Speaker 1: something we're still looking for. Bone Bike