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Speaker 1: I never forgot this girl in fourth grade saying you

424
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: look good at Orange. You're so blessed I had Nicole,

425
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 1: and I'm blessed. I have remembered it. Absolutely. The next

426
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: gift we would love to receive to visit the Mile

427
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 1: High City, Denver, Colorado. Here you are, well? Are we

428
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 1: in Denver? We're in uh an exurb of Denver, a

429
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: suburb of Denver, which is Cherry Creer. We're pretty close

430
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: to the city. We're closer to the city than my

431
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: parents are. Um, it's got a lot to offer. I

432
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 1: would love to come here another time, because I'm only

433
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: here till tomorrow morning, which seems to all too brief,

434
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: all too brief. I'm gonna try to take you if

435
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: if you are in the mood to go to Charlie's

436
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: after this, after the show, I'd love to take you there.

437
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,120
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite gay bars. Um cowboy themed. Yeah,

438
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: and I said ye hot of that originally. So we'll

439
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: see how I feel after the show. Usually a little

440
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 1: sleay go after the show, so I might be in

441
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: a good mood. We'll see. The next gift we would

442
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: love to receive consistency for a change. Just there's no

443
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: continuity to the world, like every day feels different. I need,

444
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,199
Speaker 1: I need the same flavor. I need this, I need

445
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 1: I need like a flavor to last long. I would

446
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: like to wake up, open my eyes at the there

447
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 1: at the same fixed point I did yesterday, turn my

448
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 1: turn my head to my left, see my gorgeous husband,

449
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: kissed him on the cheeks. Say baby, I'm gonna go

450
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 1: get coffee. Do you want anything? Him say no, I'm okay,

451
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: And I go get myself a coffee and then come

452
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 1: back and read the damn paper. Just some consistency for

453
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 1: a change. Well, I want you to come home from

454
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: the coffee and paper and go God. Sure feels nice

455
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 1: to have some consistency around here. That's what I'm saying too.

456
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: That's what everybody wants. I want to just wish for

457
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: everyone some consistency for a change. The next gift, we

458
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: would love to receive a Broadway fierro ass you know

459
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: the as I know the ask Speaking of a Broadway Fierro.

460
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: Nick Adams just came up with an Attitude Magazine moment

461
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: never looks harder in his life. Are Castmate and Fire

462
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: and our good friend. We love you on every level,

463
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,360
Speaker 1: but you did not have to do that. Yeah, I actually, like,

464
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: I literally commented, I thought like, it's now too much,

465
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 1: like it's just he's got It's like why not. I

466
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 1: mean if it looks like that, I would be on

467
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: every page of every publication, I would be on every

468
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: page of every publication, and people would be like, we

469
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: can't get enough. And that's and we can't and that's

470
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: why everybody wants a Broadway Fierra. You know what I'm saying,

471
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: that high tight round Broadway asked that you can wear

472
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: those fierro like it's like slacks that he wears, and say, absolutely.

473
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: The next gift that everyone wants to receive a shopping spree,

474
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 1: un Marcus, even Marcus. I mean, you know you see

475
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: me at Sacks, a shopping sprita. You know, I believe

476
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: it was blue Crantrail till it was blue. I constantly

477
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: call her blue Cran Trail and I can't stop bo

478
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: That's okay, Blue Cran Trail, Blue cantroll. The next gift

479
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: everyone would love to receive the Rachel haircut. So now

480
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: we know we are sort of dipping, double dipping into

481
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: the top of culture but of course there's overlap. This

482
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 1: is a list of culture of gifts that everybody wants.

483
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: What do you mean we're double dippering, Well we did.

484
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: I think the Rachel haircut was one of the top

485
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: twos of history, but it absolutely overlaps with this list.

486
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: I agree. I'm just pointing out that we are now

487
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: that you might see some recurring things. You still see

488
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: girls being like, damn, I want that Rachel. I want

489
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: the I want the hair to come in like slope.

490
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: I want an oval around my face, complete oval. The

491
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 1: next gift that we would love to receive, to be

492
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: able to tell that one person who didn't believe in

493
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: you that they were wrong. I had a thought today, thought, well,

494
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: I just a couple of people actually reached out from

495
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: high school, and it's interesting that we're here, and I

496
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: kind of want to be like, funk Off, you didn't believe,

497
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: you didn't believe in me? Was it that theater teacher

498
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: who was so ms would No, I never want to

499
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: hear from her again. But she's probably eating crow. Oh

500
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: my Odd's so tough. Well, I had a tough emotional

501
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: moment last week. I kind of had a breakdown, and

502
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: she did come to mind. I guess I was like,

503
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna shake this. You did come to my mind.

504
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: You did come to my mind. This is what the

505
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: artist wig is all about. They talk about that first

506
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: person who told you can't do it, and I'm I'm sorry,

507
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: we're getting you put this in a but I'm the

508
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: one who's like really digging deep into this. It's very

509
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: important to think about these things, especially if you do

510
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: anything creative. You have to silence that person who first

511
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: told you that you are bad. I want you to

512
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: do that right now, address her and tell her that

513
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: she was so wrong. This would you were so wrong?

514
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: You were dead wrong about me, Like, I'm sorry, but

515
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: you must feel stupid. Does this give you some piece

516
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: a little Yeah, I'm I'm crawling out of the hole.

517
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: It's fine. The next gift we would love to receive

518
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: a skincare secret. I'm not going to tell you what

519
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: my serious things that everybody wants a secret, a skincare secret,

520
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: like what do you do for your skin? And to

521
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: to to look at them and say, well, that's my secret,

522
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: so so enticing. So a Lauren, is that the same

523
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: as is that is that like the opposite of wanting

524
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: Coca cola, like wanting transparency. You can withhold for yourself.

525
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,479
Speaker 1: But if it's for the public good, if the public

526
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: would be better off knowing what your skin care secret is,

527
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: then you are you have to let us know. Excuse me.

528
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: Corporations can have secrets. That's the degradation. I can have

529
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: a secret. As are not people, period period, unless you're

530
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: us because we have LLC's here we go the next

531
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: gift that everybody wants to own, or so they think,

532
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: what does that mean? You wrote this, Well, everyone wants

533
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: to have a bar ownership, but they're not thinking about

534
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: the realities of the bar. About inventory, it's about cleaning,

535
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: it's about being up to code. It's about health violations.

536
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: It's about you know, health department coming in to check in.

537
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 1: It's about buying, it's about selling, it's about staffing, it's

538
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: about scheduling. Everybody thinks they want to own a bar.

539
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: Guess what if that's what you think, and then walk

540
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: a mile in one pair of shoes worn by a

541
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: bar manager or a bar owner. You'll be eating crow.

542
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: You'll be eating crow. And I think Cheers really ruined this.

543
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: I think Cheers really put this fantasy into people's minds,

544
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: dragged cheers in their weak moment of loose James Burrows,

545
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: Rob long Flops. I mean these people who may injected

546
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: this fantasy into the consciousness of America, of the world. Really,

547
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: it's you're not going to be You're not gonna be Sam,

548
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: You're not going to be this like hot ex baseball

549
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: player who owns a bar. Sorry, go learn a trade.

550
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: I so agree. I can't even stand it. The next thing,

551
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: we all wish to receive three week vacations so you

552
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: can do it all and not even at the parks. Yeah,

553
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,959
Speaker 1: I want to go visit the cultural sites. Yeah, not

554
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: that Disney Universal or cultural sites, but I want to

555
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: go to see that. I'm gonna go to City Hall. Yeah,

556
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: I want to see where the laws are written. I

557
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: would love to see where the laws are written in Orlando,

558
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: because outside of the theme parks is pretty lawless. And

559
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: I would love to, of course go to the theme

560
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: parks as well, because you really can't get everything done

561
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: going You can't eat it every restaurant in um Downtown

562
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: Disney and City Wall. But you have planned a vacation

563
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: for me back when we were just you know, kind

564
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: of scraping by you really planned out four day vacations

565
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: at Disney I did. That were felt so complete and

566
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: I think I will always always cherish that. Thank you

567
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: so much, You're welcome. That was my gift, that gift

568
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: to you in that moment, and the next gift we

569
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: would love to receive a dark fucked up I dream

570
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: of Genie with Kate Hudson, Genie addicted to Kay. I mean,

571
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: put this on f X yesterday, her like going into

572
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: the lamp. It just looks disgusting. It's just like adults, adults, drugs,

573
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: drugs and all the all the all the art is

574
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: not even on the walls, on the floor. Because Genie

575
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: has an aged Genie has a first series and so

576
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: she's been in this fucking you know lamp. Her husband's dead.

577
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: She's doing k every day, slurring her words, taking poppers,

578
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: thinking that it does anything for her, but she's not.

579
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: It's not helping. Her kids are dead, her husband's dead,

580
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: her kids are dead. She's gonna do me and a

581
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: new guy why he's gonna die to one day? How

582
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: do you how do you find out about the kids

583
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: and the husband in the first episode? Do you find

584
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: out in the First, I don't remember the pilot of

585
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: my dream of Genie. It's been a while, but I'm

586
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: saying in the I think she looks at a picture

587
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: and she gets really sad. And then and then she

588
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: and then she takes her little pen cap and then

589
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: she she does, she shakes, She goes. Okay, she says,

590
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: she shakes. He says, fuck this time. You know Kate

591
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: Hat's would she would slay that line. It would be

592
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: her oscar for TV this some time for k okay.

593
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: The next wants vanilla. Next, next thing that everybody wants,

594
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: scoop of chocolate. Of course, if you're gonna have a Neil,

595
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: you might as well just make it a Neapolitan onne.

596
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: The next thing that everybody wants, scoop of strawberry. Now

597
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: you order this perfectly because it goes chocolate chocolate strawberry.

598
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: Strawberry is unbeatable. There is no better taste than her.

599
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: Shut up. The next gift that everybody wants, a favorable edit.

600
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: The edit is everything these days. Oh my god, if

601
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: you are given a bad edit in the uar of

602
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: our Lord, know that you're the Internet is going to

603
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: absolutely rip you apart your toast And sometimes sometimes they

604
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: have no choice but to give you a bad at

605
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: it because you're giving them bad that material, but you

606
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: don't want it, and so we'll We wish for everyone

607
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: out there is a favorable edit when they go on

608
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: reality TV and are merely being themselves, because really, the

609
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: editors are going to it really matters. It doesn't even

610
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,280
Speaker 1: matter how much your cast members like you. It matters

611
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: how much the editors like you. They're putting you. They

612
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: have the opportunity to sit there in the edit room

613
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: and when you walk through a scene and let's say Survivor,

614
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 1: this could be the soundtrack. Boom boom boom. There's no,

615
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: there's no. It's a fate worse than death to be

616
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: on Survivor and walk across the beach and have this

617
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: be the soundtrack. Can you fucking imagine? Post production is

618
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: the most important thing in Hollywood. We wish for everyone

619
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: a favorable at it And for all the editors out there,

620
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: thank you for what you do. You must your appreciated,

621
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: your loved Your power is a meant you're the hardest

622
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: working women in Hollywood. The next gift we would love

623
00:34:55,440 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: to receive lovely and laws along. Wouldn't that be nice.

624
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: The next thing that everybody wants Dolly Parton's Jolene on vinyl.

625
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: Do you want to know? This is what Kelly Clarkson

626
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: gave me as my gift on the Comic Parts, Dolly

627
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: Parton's Joanne on vinyl? And because she gives everyone a

628
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: vinyl um all her guests and she picks them out herself.

629
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: And guess what this is? How insynct we are? I

630
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: already owned that. That's amazing. Can I tell you what

631
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: she gave me? Yeah? What does she give you? What

632
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: gave me the best of Bruce Springsteen, which makes me

633
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: think that she doesn't really care for me. You know,

634
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Speaker 1: It's okay, I love Bruce Springsteen. Is there anything out

635
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Speaker 1: there on the internet about you that which suggests you

636
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Speaker 1: like brings Bruce Springsteen more than a normal person? No,

637
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Speaker 1: not right, It's okay. You know what it's giving. It's

638
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Speaker 1: giving you did the show in New York, and maybe

639
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Speaker 1: she didn't have actually and maybe she was like, well

640
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Speaker 1: this is New York or Jason? Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe

641
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Speaker 1: that Because I I believe that she puts thought to it.

642
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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm not doubting that she puts thought into it.

643
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Speaker 1: The next gift that everybody wants Emily van camp In

644
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Speaker 1: more projects. That just speaks for it. Absolutely she is,

645
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Speaker 1: and she actually has the next thing. The next gift

646
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: that everybody wants quit quiet power. You know you don't have.

647
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: It's like it's Miranda Priestley. It's just you don't have

648
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: to have me do anything for you to know I'm here.

649
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: I want to be one of those people who never

650
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: raises their voice. That's all. That's all. The next gift

651
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 1: everybody wants is a hat from Chemo. I don't think

652
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Speaker 1: I know what this is. It's Kyle Richards's favorite Aspen

653
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: hat store. Oh I've seen that. Yeah, I don't know

654
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Speaker 1: this is. This has maybe excuse me, I think this

655
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Speaker 1: is maybe place too high on the list and maybe

656
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: has no place on the list. This is lost Cultures Presents.

657
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: This is not a time for you to do this.

658
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: You have to have to. I have to be on

659
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: its honesty zone? Who said that me? Now, I don't

660
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Speaker 1: I don't know what this is. I don't I don't

661
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: know I know what this is. If you why don't

662
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: you go back and watch the episode of the Hats

663
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: and Chemos then them they burn them. They the hats

664
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Speaker 1: of Chemostabby actually kicked off a terrible day, and those

665
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Speaker 1: women's lives didn't kick it off. They were just a

666
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: part of a terrible day. But it didn't mean that

667
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Speaker 1: I didn't want to go to They were all wearing

668
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: the hats by the time Cathy was already melting down.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't agree with us. I ingree at you.

670
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Speaker 1: The next next gift that everybody wants, I'm gonna get

671
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Speaker 1: you back with this one, a Desperate Housewives reboot, Yes,

672
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 1: even with Felicity who you got me back? Girl? Yeah,

673
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: I know you come back on my side. I love

674
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: this idea so much. They those women are so talented.

675
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Speaker 1: Do you think that the bather again? No, because you know,

676
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: the clearly tension on set Mark Cherry seems to be

677
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Speaker 1: you know, it seems to have run a very specific

678
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: kind of a tight ship. And you know I would

679
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Speaker 1: want nick A Let to be back. Yeah, we need

680
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: to go get back, and I don't think that that

681
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: will ever. I don't think so, honey. The next gift

682
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: with everybody wants to be created? Who wants to be

683
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: buried in? Because honestly, I have this very deep, dark

684
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: fear and I'm gonna be very vulnerable right now. I

685
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 1: have this deep dark fear that when you die, you

686
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: get frozen and you can see like I don't know,

687
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: Like I just don't want to be trapped in my

688
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 1: own body. And I also like just burned my body

689
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: because then I know I don't exist anymore, you know

690
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like it's the only way to like

691
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: actually prove he's gone. Absolutely. There's something about a full

692
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: embalmed body in a suit. It's not a box in

693
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: the ground. Is that's so insane to me. It's just

694
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: so much process and for what for you look at

695
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: like a carcass that doesn't look like me. My carcass

696
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: be out, it doesn't even look like me. Unnatural makeup.

697
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 1: I don't want that. No, and like stare in my ashes.

698
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: If you want an open casket, I'm there. If you're

699
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: if you're bare aid and not cremated, honey, you're getting

700
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: exhumed at some point that someone's gonna say something's not

701
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: right about that death. Bring dig the body back up.

702
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone touching me after I'm dead. Period.

703
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: The next gift that everybody wants front of the line

704
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Speaker 1: costco pass well duh. The way those lines get Sometimes

705
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: you just need to go pick up a bunch of

706
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: liquid ivy in a bag. Hey, whatever it is, whatever

707
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: it is, you know, you're not going to do the

708
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Speaker 1: whole rigular role. You're not going to go into the

709
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: cold produced room. You're not gonna go to you know,

710
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: the trash bag as. You just need to pick up

711
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: one thing. Hey, listen, I don't care if it's a

712
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: couple of free samples. I'm not waiting in line. I'm

713
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: not doing it. And so what I would want is

714
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: in front of the line costco pass. And I know

715
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm speaking to the tribe when I say that. Oh yeah,

716
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: And the words of Ava Principal Ava and Janelle James

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00:39:52,600 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: in Abbot Elementary, I don't speak line. Yep. This is

718
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 1: the next thing that everybody wants to receive a cure

719
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: for stupid to disease. There's so many people that are

720
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: so stupid and they really wish for a cure for

721
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: the name some people. How about how about miss um Cinema,

722
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: Cinema Girls, Kirsten Cinema, how about miss Bobert. No, she's

723
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: so stupid, she needs a cure. I wish for her.

724
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: I wished for mercy for her and a little consistency

725
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: outside the We've given her grace she she has. She

726
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: doesn't have grace, consistency. They should be lucky to have

727
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: some Mercy's not even on Santa's list. Okay, so please please, okay.

728
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 1: The next thing on the list all Avatars in theaters

729
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: now with James, we know you shot them there in

730
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Speaker 1: the camp, put them in theaters. Now. You just told

731
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Speaker 1: me this thing today that he submitted nine hours. This

732
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: is the rumor a nine hour cut of the film

733
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: to Disney. There's a nine hour cut of Avatar three.

734
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: And before he cuts anything, he wants to do the

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Speaker 1: c G I and special effects first. That is so expensive,

736
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: it is, That is four movies worth of VFX. And

737
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: I just want to say that I have seen Avatar

738
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: the Way of Water, and we're gonna be getting to

739
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: that in our culture catch up because by that time

740
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: Bowen will have seen it as well. And this feels

741
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: like a movie you'll go see with your parents. Now

742
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: maybe perhaps I don't think they have any any any

743
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: any about the little girls, the girls. Maybe you know

744
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 1: the girls are on their super pets or whatever. Well, yeah,

745
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: it's okay, that's I'm in a family where no one's

746
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: agreeing on the thing to Not all eight of us

747
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: are going to agree to watch one thing. Yeah, that's

748
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: so true. Okay, oh my god, Bone, we're in the

749
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: top twenty. This is number nineteen on the list of

750
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: things that top nineteen. The next gift were the top nineteen.

751
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: Matt and Bowen casts the spots of the jets a

752
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid live action film. I mean, the ship has

753
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: already sailed. The movies come out in mere months. You

754
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: know what, though, it's too late? What about Little Mermaids two?

755
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: Back to the Seas? Little Mermaids Too returned to the grotto.

756
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid to dive back in Little Mermaid to splash,

757
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid to meet Morgana. Did you ever meet Morgana? No,

758
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 1: she You've never met Morgana, Ursula's sister in the Little

759
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: Mermaid Too animated film. Oh see, this is what I'm saying.

760
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: Little Murmaid two is the reverse where it's Ariel's daughters

761
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: is on land and she wants to go back to

762
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: the sea. Okay, so Morgana. So Morgana. Morgana's it's basically

763
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: a carbon copy of the original film, but Morgana is

764
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: basically thin Ursula's, but it is voiced by Pat Carroll,

765
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: so she could basically be serving extra count by being like,

766
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Speaker 1: not only did my girl flop, but she also the

767
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: reason she flopped is because she didn't have flops them

768
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: and jetsam by us. She does have henchmen. Here to

769
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Speaker 1: a picture of Morgana. Yes you can. Oh wow, it's

770
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: Pat Carroll. Look and she look at her. I mean,

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00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: she's a queen diva. She's a queen diva. She has

772
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: she has a one henchman, this little anglerfish. It's not

773
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: flotsam and jetsam. And we're not gonna fight. I'm not

774
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: fighting for that part with you. You're gonna book it.

775
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: You will know I won't. I'm done. This is my

776
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: last leg of Hollywood. Okay, the next gift that everybody wants.

777
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: April Fool's Day canceled, and prank culture in general, pranks

778
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: are we have to move on from pranks as a culture.

779
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: Over it. I can sense the Zoomers being like, wait, kids, guys,

780
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: let's stop prancings. Just stop with the pranks. It's just

781
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: come on, April Fool's Day. You wake up, you look

782
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: at your calendar, and the first thing you feel is fear,

783
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: and why and why for what for you to get

784
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: a little amusement out of my suffering? Suffering? Not on

785
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: my watch. The next gift that everybody wants a beautiful

786
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: first name like Christie, na, oh so pretty. Whenever anyone

787
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: tells me my my beautiful daughter's name is Christina, I said,

788
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love that name. Christina. You know,

789
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: I think it's a beautiful name. What Claire, Claire, It's

790
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: so beautiful. Christina, Christina. It's it's so beautiful to me

791
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: from anywhere. Christina, Christina. It's like I'm giving you here.

792
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna give you a couple of things.

793
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: Christina or Christina? Are this so different? Or christ The

794
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: next gift that everybody wants a striking, supporting turn in

795
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: white lotus. Not only that you want, you want the

796
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: Evan Ross cats sort of, you know, not even the meme.

797
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: You just want the screenshot of the face that you give.

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00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: You want mean your face and posted on a story,

799
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: but you want to tell you want the Megan Fay

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Speaker 1: he You want the before and after same shots and

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00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: take her mouth to doing one thing and then her

802
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: lips doing another thing, and we as the audience of

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00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: the Instagram story, I'll know exactly what is being sort

804
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: of stated by the post of those two things. A

805
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: striking supporting turn so that you can become an online meme,

806
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: and two photos that is bigger than you can give.

807
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: A deep layered performance. That's all subtexts. You don't have

808
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: to know everything about someone to love them. You really don't.

809
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: You really don't. The next gift, we would all love

810
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: to receive it. And this means everybody the renaissance visuals

811
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 1: now at this point, like is it coming on Christmas?

812
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: Like that? I don't know. Exhausted, the windows closing, I

813
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: don't want to wait, And let's just say something. We

814
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: have talked about renaissance on this podcast. Please. People are

815
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: being so people are being flops. We go back and

816
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: listen to the episode where uh, break my Soul Drop,

817
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: like like like the week that Break my Soul dropped.

818
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: We basically talk about Beyonce the entire time. I don't

819
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: know why I'm getting defensive because but there's this conspiracy

820
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: out there that we're like intentionally not talking about Renaissance

821
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: because we didn't like it. I don't listen to any

822
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Speaker 1: of it, don't come check out my Spotify wrapped. Okay,

823
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Speaker 1: then talk to me say that bitch, bitch speaking of

824
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Speaker 1: the next gift that everybody wants to know, what happened

825
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: in that damn elevator. We still don't know. That's one

826
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: of the great mysteries of life, of pop culture. And

827
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Speaker 1: can I say something The noles Carters are a corporation

828
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Speaker 1: and so not on like Coca Cola. We want to

829
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,720
Speaker 1: know what happened. We need to get to the bottom

830
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: of this. As a culture. We're all adults here. Hello,

831
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: Literally we've been adult for years. But I might not

832
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: have been an adult then. I'm an adult now and

833
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: I deserved. We're all adults now. Everyone who was alive

834
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 1: during the elevator brawl is an adult now. Eighteen years

835
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: have passed and sometimes ship goes down when there's a

836
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: billion dollars on an elevator is not no, that's not

837
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Speaker 1: I don't I don't like that. And basically, um, the

838
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: next gift that everybody wants is basic dignity and respect

839
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: in the workplace. It's it's you need it. If you

840
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 1: don't have it, how can you hold your head up high?

841
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: How can you do your job. How can you do

842
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: your job well or at all? The worst thing that

843
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: can happen in a place of work nihilism for you,

844
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: for you to say it, well, nothing means anything that

845
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: would not I'm not gonna put in the work because

846
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean anything that would be really bad. That

847
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: is the word. I'm telling you. That's the worst thing.

848
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: And you need dignity and respect in the workplace to

849
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: not to prevent that from happening. Bosses, listen up, and

850
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: we know some of you, some of you are bosses.

851
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: We know some of you are bosses out there, and

852
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: I hope that you're giving your employees basic dignity and

853
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: respect and hopefully like a coffee and station. Really examine

854
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,240
Speaker 1: if you're giving your employees that and a water cooler

855
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: so people can chat, people can chat. Wear people chat

856
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: nowadays in offices that are attended, no offices virtual. Now

857
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: the next thing, the next get that everybody wants beautiful

858
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: earrings could really make a look or you know, it

859
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: could be just a statement on their own to have

860
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: nothing on but beautiful earrings. Are you going to try this?

861
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: I thought about getting my ear peers, but you should

862
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: try with your lover sometime I have been with my

863
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: lover while he's only had his earrings on. And yes,

864
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 1: this is me confessing to having a lover soft launch

865
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: soft launch on my boyfriend. Pretty amazing. Anyways, it's gonna

866
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: let that one shut up, don't you dare? I'm not

867
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't mean for that. No, I'm just

868
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: being stupid. I'm being I'm being sid You know what

869
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: nickname I came up with you for you the other day,

870
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: which I loved in Credica to me, you are in

871
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: Credica Jones. God, I love that for you. The show

872
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: the next gift that everybody wants to receive for Oracle

873
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 1: Whale to come back and get revenge on these hoes,

874
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: not only for just for having him in captivity, but

875
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: for literally blackening his name in the village like to

876
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: look up has gutten? Such a bad rap and no

877
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: one ever asked him his feelings. No black fish more

878
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: like bad people, bad humans directing making this documentary a

879
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: character assassination on it. Hello, it's a fish, it's a whale.

880
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 1: It was an intelligent mammal. Okay, Bowen, what are you saying?

881
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,479
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Like before, you can't speak on this really,

882
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: and I'm angry at you again. You can't speak on

883
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: this until you see Avatar The Way of Water, because

884
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,720
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, these whales, these girls get into love whales. No, wait,

885
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: you you don't even understand. Basically, there's have seene in

886
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: Avatar The Way of Water where one whale is like,

887
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: how are you, mama, and the other ones like I'm

888
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: so good, Mama, like so good to connect, how is work?

889
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: And the like you know, the kids, etcetera. And then

890
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: they go, would you like to swim with me in

891
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: a circle? And they do? It? Really is it does

892
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: connecting prepod Oh my god. But when we're in the

893
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: top ten gifts that everybody wants, the next gift that

894
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: everybody wants patience, everybody wants it, nobody has it. Nobody

895
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: has it except doctors. People want patience, grace, mercy, and

896
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: a little consistency for one consistency ones and to be

897
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: prayed for. That's it. That's all you need. He's really

898
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: the basic tenants number nine for Katherine McFee and not

899
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 1: say these crazy things. Oh my god, Katherine McFee, all

900
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 1: you had to do was like literally, in the words

901
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: of Dixie chicks shut up and saying, and you would

902
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: have gone down in history as the person that everyone

903
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: wishes would have won American Idol Season five. But now

904
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: you have to say these crazy things about the woke

905
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: mob and like raw raw Republicans and L O L.

906
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: I love my husband David Foster. And now we have

907
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: to know you were understanding these crazy things. Stop it.

908
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: Kathery mcphih, kather mcphaih, shut up and sing, or your

909
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 1: life will be over. In the words of the checks,

910
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: you threatened her life. I'm not threatening her life. I'm

911
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: saying her life will be over, her livelihood will be over.

912
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: You're talking about her career. Yeah, the next gift that

913
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: everyone wants to receive to say I enjoy jazz and

914
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: me and it. Oh but this, I mean, this is

915
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: so true and I think this is the year that

916
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: I get into earnestly get into jazz. Are you serious?

917
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 1: Have you heard of Domi and j D Beck. They're

918
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: this jazz duo there, these gen z ers, this French

919
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: girl and this you know, cool looking guy from Texas,

920
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: I think, and they just do cool jazz. It's for

921
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: it's for it's for like young people, right, I could

922
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: get into that. And I literally went to a jazz

923
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: bar and I was like, this is so she and

924
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: you felt like maybe you hadn't met the version of

925
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: you that loves jazz yet, but you knew they were

926
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: out there. I know that the version of me that

927
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: loves jazz is out there. Is that what you're saying? Yes, yes,

928
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: I just haven't met them. At one time hooked up

929
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: with a jazz saxophonist. Probably was really good. It was

930
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: really fun. Did he play you like a woodwind? Yes?

931
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: He played me the sacks. He did. He played me

932
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: the sacks naked, not naked, partially clothed, partially clothed. Well.

933
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 1: But the next gift that everybody wants memoirst single that

934
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: cuts through the noise. You know you've had that. I

935
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 1: would say, what's my single? I would say it's hottest?

936
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 1: Who you think that's my first single? You are an

937
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: album artist, as we know. Thank you for saying that.

938
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: It's true. Oh, higher praise for me a singer songwriter

939
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: than to be called an album artist. Thank you and Taylor.

940
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: And that is where we leave that one. The next

941
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: gift that everybody wants, the factor Marc Robbie. Everybody wants

942
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: the factory. Here are some people who have it. Go ahead,

943
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: Miss Thing, Donna Ortega, I just started Wednesday today on

944
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: the plane. I was like, Miss Thing has the it factor.

945
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts, Sarah Sherman, Yes, cookie Monster, Cookie Monster, Ms, Piggy,

946
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama, Betty Davis. And the last person with the

947
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: factor is Big Bird. I have one more. I have

948
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: a hold on. I have one were Why am I?

949
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know his name? Do not

950
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: cut a second? Hold on, hold on, hold on, I

951
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: have it? What Adam Brodie? Yeah? Great, Okay. The next

952
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:24,399
Speaker 1: gift that everybody wants to receive, Princess Camel burned out

953
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: long before the demand for this media baby ever day.

954
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: The demand was the wind, honey, and the candle in

955
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: the wind was snuffed. We miss you, Diana. You were

956
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: a beacon of hope for the world, and you were

957
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 1: done so wrong by that horrible family. The next gift

958
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: that everybody wants to receive a second chance anything, Just

959
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: please give me another chance. Please, I promise I can

960
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: do better. I was wrong before and I didn't know

961
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: what I knew now. I pro I promise I won't

962
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: disappoint you this time. That was yesterday, this is today.

963
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: Give me a second chance. That's all. That's all I want.

964
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: That's all everybody wants. Santa, you will not regret this

965
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: number three on the list of the gifts that everybody wants.

966
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 1: An amazing fragrance that compliments the chemistry. Yeah, you just

967
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 1: want that signature set. You know what you want. You

968
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: want something that brings out your essence and your pheromones,

969
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You want that little extra kick,

970
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:38,720
Speaker 1: that intangible and it's different on every single person's chemical body.

971
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 1: I have a friend who always is like, I don't

972
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: get why people spend money on fragrances. You can't see it.

973
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: That person probably smells like manure. I go, that's the point.

974
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 1: You can't see it, you can smell it. That's literally

975
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,720
Speaker 1: what a fragrances. Who's this friend? I'm gonna name names.

976
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: He might have changed his mind on this because he

977
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 1: he and he does not smell like manure. He deserves

978
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: to be dragged. But it was Julio Torres because one

979
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: time I was like, I was like, I have to

980
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: buy you again. I was like, I need to buy

981
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: you a fragrance. What do you like to wear? He goes,

982
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get white people buy fragrances. You

983
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: can't see it. Oh, that's a completely Julio things. It's

984
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,720
Speaker 1: very it's very funny, it's very Julio. But I go, Julio,

985
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 1: I bet there's a fragrance out there for you. That

986
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: there is. I'm gonna actually look for one. I've been

987
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: trying to for all these years. I love a fragrance

988
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: so much, it just it just resets the tone. Number

989
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 1: two on the list of the gifts that everybody wants. Ferby,

990
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 1: this was a craze, a phenomenon. No one would ever

991
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: forget it again. Basically a pet, we could say, a

992
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: pet that confused parents everywhere, certainly didn't make them see straight.

993
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: My my mother was was going, why the hell did

994
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: you guys want this? Because, really, let's say it, they

995
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 1: were annoying. But that doesn't mean that everyone didn't want it,

996
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: and that everybody doesn't want it to this day. White furbies,

997
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: black furbies, gray furbies, furbies of every different color, gay furbie,

998
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: male for lesbian, non binary furbies. I actually don't even

999
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: think that Ferbi has had a gender in the first place.

1000
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: Some of them might have. Some of them might have,

1001
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: but you're right. If we respect them all, Ferbie is

1002
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: forever fus forever like diamonds. We have arrived. This is

1003
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: the number one thing, the gift that everybody wants, World Piece.

1004
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: What I thought that is, what does that look like?

1005
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: How can we achieve? I think that we all just

1006
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: need to start treating each other with kindness, respect, giving

1007
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: each other the grace that we've talked about it in

1008
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: this episode. Patience, mercy first, patience and mercy, consistency, consistent

1009
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: communess at least consistent kindness, prayer. And I think that

1010
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: we'll have World Piece if just l Bryant cools it,

1011
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: if we start treating sixty like the number it deserves

1012
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: to be treated like. If ob yeah, I mean, if

1013
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 1: Katherine McFee stops saying these crazy things. Hey, I have

1014
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: an idea. Well, this is the first step to world peace.

1015
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: We all get a scoop of vanilla, we all get

1016
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 1: a scoop of chocolate, we all get a scoop of strawberry,

1017
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: and maybe, just maybe we've got a cure for stupid

1018
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: one of these days. But only if we get the

1019
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: Renaissance visuals. Now at this point, I think this list

1020
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: is so accurate, but it's also its clarifies so much.

1021
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: It says what we all really want, and I want

1022
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: us all in the coming year. And this is the

1023
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: thought that I personally, I'm gonna leave everyone with work

1024
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: towards this goal. Try to get if you can. If

1025
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: you can give something on this list to someone else,

1026
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 1: do it. Because if I've learned anything on my press

1027
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: tore for have you heard of Christmas? Which is still

1028
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: streaming on Showtime and we'll always stream it and will

1029
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: always scream on Showtime, It's that Christmas is a time

1030
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: of thing. And it's taken me this long and this

1031
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: much press to realize that that's what Christmas is. But

1032
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: guess guess what has to happen for giving to happen. Giving. Yeah,

1033
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: you have to give in order to give. You have

1034
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: to give in order to give, and that is a

1035
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: rule of culture number one. You have to give in

1036
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 1: order to give. Readers, Katie's publicists, the Project Less Cultures

1037
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: world peace. We will attain it. I think there will

1038
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: be at least one moment of world peace next yearen

1039
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: thank you for giving me. The guests your friendship yet

1040
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: another year. It is the greatest blessing in my life

1041
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 1: to be friends with you, not you crying. I love

1042
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: you so much. I am filled with joy at the

1043
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 1: thought of you achieving success, finding people who understand you.

1044
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: Friendship is Friendship is about being known and knowing. I

1045
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: feel like I know you. I feel like I'm known

1046
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: by you. I feel like and you know I know you.

1047
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,919
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? I celebrate you each day when

1048
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: I wake up. It is my consistency that I give myself.

1049
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: Is my routine to turn to the north sky and

1050
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: everyone knows exactly where that is, and thank Heavens for

1051
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: our friendship and for this beautiful platform we get to

1052
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 1: share it with because this is giving to give. This

1053
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: is giving to give. If there's anything that I love,

1054
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: its friendship. We end every episode with the song because

1055
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: you I have been ship. He was not. Consistency is

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01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: something we're still looking for. Bone Bike