Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you want your way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim, and give us time and a
Speaker 3: termino and gay, we want to send you off in style.
Speaker 4: You wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Melborn? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do your need to ride?
Speaker 5: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 5: to ride?
Speaker 6: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaro and
Speaker 6: we are driving. And what I have proven today proven
Speaker 6: to me to be today a car that is very safe.
Speaker 4: Did I say that right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I was on the way. I was the exit before
Speaker 5: your place.
Speaker 4: You know the exit.
Speaker 6: Sure I look behind me and sure enough. It's one
Speaker 6: of my biggest fears since being rear ended quite literally
Speaker 6: years ago. It was a Tesla going very fast and
Speaker 6: their face was clearly looking down and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: they're gonna hit me, And on its own, it just stopped.
Speaker 4: Your car? Do that?
Speaker 1: It does if I've switch it on to autopilot, which
Speaker 1: I don't trust it to do so I never had.
Speaker 6: Well, this person looked up like, oh my god, what
Speaker 6: just happened, Like, clearly there's someone that depends on it
Speaker 6: and they have a second laptop.
Speaker 1: In their lap or they should not be doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh I did not give a thumbs up of approval.
Speaker 6: I showed a different falange.
Speaker 4: I did not.
Speaker 6: I just thanked my maker, you know, religious, I am yeah.
Speaker 5: And then we had quite an adventure in her living room.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, a lizard that looked very closely related
Speaker 6: to the one in my living room. There's a specific
Speaker 6: breed of living room lizards.
Speaker 4: Corner of my eye.
Speaker 6: Saw it on the brick, same color as the brick,
Speaker 6: taking on the color of the brick. Maybe it was
Speaker 6: a chameleon. And then we in an honally put it
Speaker 6: in a salad bowl.
Speaker 2: It was so brave.
Speaker 1: I was not willing to do anything to help, but
Speaker 1: it was my home. But that's what great producing looks like,
Speaker 1: is what I you know, settled.
Speaker 4: On, Yeah, you're done.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would have hesitated. And it was fast, it
Speaker 6: could have gone terribly.
Speaker 2: And it was also pretty big.
Speaker 1: I would say it was the size of your average
Speaker 1: person's palm.
Speaker 2: Adult.
Speaker 5: I'm yeah, I'm glad that's what you said. And uh
Speaker 5: seemed nervous.
Speaker 6: I don't know, not that lizards usually looked cool as
Speaker 6: a cucumber.
Speaker 1: Well, I think he really felt stressed out because you
Speaker 1: know that the dogs had something to do with him
Speaker 1: being in there.
Speaker 2: In my opinion, you're pretty sure of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: They love to find a little living creatures and bring
Speaker 1: them in the house. That's their passion. With coercing or
Speaker 1: with the jaw.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, it's all physical, but not it didn't look damaged.
Speaker 1: No, it looked happy actually, and now it has a
Speaker 1: newie somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And if anyone wants video, I captured it all on
Speaker 5: my phone.
Speaker 6: Very if the story isn't, it's exciting enough.
Speaker 1: Oh you're going to see Annally take care of business.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so don't don't tell me we don't have video
Speaker 6: on our podcast.
Speaker 1: Don't say it. I'm also yelling love seriously hot on
Speaker 1: my face?
Speaker 2: What and introduce the guest? What about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no reason to go back the perfect We're
Speaker 1: only going forward.
Speaker 6: You've seen today's Wait when are we picking up? Oh
Speaker 6: there he's in the crhind me.
Speaker 2: Already pretending I was I was going with all these
Speaker 2: places I could have been coming from. We have to
Speaker 2: introduce you Fox.
Speaker 6: Sorry, he does colleges and and and clubs, not in
Speaker 6: that order, all over the country. Put your ears together
Speaker 6: for zach No Towers.
Speaker 4: Yay, I'd stay.
Speaker 5: Your mental name correctly.
Speaker 2: He didn't know. So many people say it wrong, like
Speaker 2: people will injuce me on sage, like he's one of
Speaker 2: my best friends.
Speaker 6: Up for zach No Towers because they're so used they
Speaker 6: have a friend named Joe and they don't want to.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 4: Did that work?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: The reveal, I'm asking our audience.
Speaker 1: Well here, wait, we'll test out right now.
Speaker 2: Zach Where did you come from? Yoscopy? Could you imagine
Speaker 2: if you were like my medical pick up from something?
Speaker 2: Has somebody would ever done that?
Speaker 7: Has anyone? No, I'm like lasik or something.
Speaker 6: I maybe, but maybe it was something too private for
Speaker 6: them to I guess not, I guess.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I thought you meant like through the city or something else,
Speaker 1: like a friend.
Speaker 6: You mean just a friend that would come in like
Speaker 6: that Cadillac commercial where they circumcised the baby in the
Speaker 6: backseat to show how smooth ride was.
Speaker 2: Wait, no, that wasn't a thing that's not real.
Speaker 5: I think it was ANSNL sketch.
Speaker 4: I'm now realized.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I'm confusing it for that Greg Poupon Mustard thing,
Speaker 8: you know where he pulls up and said, pardon me,
Speaker 8: but do you happen to have a baby and it's
Speaker 8: a moil anyway?
Speaker 4: Did you really have a colonos?
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what's funny is I have had one? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but not today.
Speaker 5: I mean to have one? I think about it?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 2: Will have you ever?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: And I'm of a certain age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should get someone looking up your booties.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 6: I already was checking out the names doing a little
Speaker 6: Yelp reviewing today.
Speaker 2: You know where they were being really stingy and by
Speaker 2: the I mean insurance was on anesthesia, like being put under.
Speaker 2: They're like some people are like, you don't need to
Speaker 2: be put under?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I mean I got my way good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I do know people that have done it without
Speaker 8: any anesthesia.
Speaker 4: But there's local yeah, like not even local rock and roll.
Speaker 5: I guess it is. I am a series of punk
Speaker 5: rock friends.
Speaker 1: That's a great way to prove that you're really edgy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we're just.
Speaker 1: Like then you have to stop people at the big
Speaker 1: show and yeah, like guess what, guess how edgy?
Speaker 2: I am not the mohawk. This is a new song.
Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, today I took a nap. That
Speaker 2: was a big part. I picketed as part of the
Speaker 2: sag w G A Shenanigans. Yes, and where did you
Speaker 2: pick it? I picketed at Netflix. It's kind of my
Speaker 2: go to spot. It's not too far from home.
Speaker 6: I was going to ask, because your podcast is with
Speaker 6: the Netflix people, So what.
Speaker 5: Is that on?
Speaker 4: Hold?
Speaker 2: No, it's not question Mark because it's radio, so it's not.
Speaker 7: It's not scripted either.
Speaker 2: It's being a comedian talking about sex, the filthiest subject
Speaker 2: of all.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I'm not even suggesting for a moment that you're breaking
Speaker 6: the rules.
Speaker 2: It felt like that though it second. Yeah, he will
Speaker 2: set you up.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to relax and you're going to start
Speaker 1: talking and then what blamb here comes Chris.
Speaker 2: I have to say I was getting very nervous as
Speaker 2: I approached like this podcast, because you two are very
Speaker 2: much like to me. If comedy is high school, and
Speaker 2: in a lot of ways it is your upperclassmen. Oh
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: I feel Yeah, yeah, of course, of course we do
Speaker 6: frosh see that penny on the toilet seed in.
Speaker 4: The fifties, No, No, I don't know. I think you
Speaker 4: had to.
Speaker 2: It was like a creative.
Speaker 6: Early bullying where you had to push the penny to
Speaker 6: a full three sixty with your nose.
Speaker 7: Maybe really like picking up your butt cheeks.
Speaker 4: That's better, that's more modern.
Speaker 1: Kind of sounds like a bridal shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah something.
Speaker 4: Oh, I got bullied today.
Speaker 6: These guys made me run with a raw egg and
Speaker 6: a spoon, competing with three other people.
Speaker 2: Our legs were tied and using those psychopathic games they
Speaker 2: play at baby showers, Yeah, where they like heat up
Speaker 2: chocolate candies and put them in diapers and you like
Speaker 2: smell and lick and tell them, tell what it is.
Speaker 2: Why do I like it? Because it's fun and it's
Speaker 2: it's edgy, and it's ladies.
Speaker 1: Having white wine at noon saying fuck it, you're about
Speaker 1: to become a mother.
Speaker 2: Have the fun while you can't have a Snickers girl.
Speaker 1: But I swear to God, there's stuff like that where
Speaker 1: I'm like, I sat there and as the supposedly friend
Speaker 1: sat there just getting as drunk as I could, as
Speaker 1: fast as I can like, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in this world.
Speaker 2: I want to be on the Great White Way. I
Speaker 2: want to be on Broadway.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be here with this diaper crew.
Speaker 6: What I want other examples other than the chocolate diaper, Well,
Speaker 6: I thinking.
Speaker 1: Like if for that's a that's a baby shower for
Speaker 1: and those are all crazy and you might have more
Speaker 1: of those. But I was thinking for like bridal showers
Speaker 1: where you have to make a wedding dress out of
Speaker 1: toilet paper and whoever makes the nicest one wins and
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of prizes, or like you know, all
Speaker 1: that kind of shit. Yet you have to write what
Speaker 1: you think is going to have, Like it's almost like
Speaker 1: mad libs, but it turns out you describe what the
Speaker 1: honeymoon night is going to be like, and then.
Speaker 2: Then people are having moscow mules. Let's they do it.
Speaker 2: I would go to more weddings if the vows were
Speaker 2: mad libs.
Speaker 5: Do you take this to Mollie to be your fart bucket?
Speaker 4: Actually?
Speaker 5: Would that one be seen under the eyes of the
Speaker 5: law and lord and.
Speaker 1: Like your old great aunt or somebody that's super judgmental.
Speaker 1: We one of my I think one of my favorite
Speaker 1: childhood memories is we were doing mad libs in the
Speaker 1: car and the old Volvo, my mom, my sister, and
Speaker 1: I and we were in the driveway at my aunt
Speaker 1: Jean's house. But they had been giving me all the
Speaker 1: nouns and adjectives the whole drive. So then what like,
Speaker 1: before we got out of the car to go eat dinner,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, let me just read this and
Speaker 1: it was the funny. Now I was eight years old,
Speaker 1: so but it was the funniest thing any of us
Speaker 1: had ever heard. And we were all three laughing, like
Speaker 1: crying laughing in the car and we had to like
Speaker 1: I just remember my mom being like, oh girls, okay, old,
Speaker 1: like she had to get herself together.
Speaker 2: Before we got out.
Speaker 1: And it was just like the most like that's what
Speaker 1: they invented it for good family times, pure fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, like I'm glad we have TikTok now instead, but
Speaker 2: for sure, but it did its part.
Speaker 1: You know back in those am radio days where like
Speaker 1: we didn't have much that it was very entertaining because
Speaker 1: everything was entertaining when there was nothing to be happening.
Speaker 2: Only five movies out of it time high like that
Speaker 2: you got Line King for like half a year and
Speaker 2: then like, yeah, the Fugitive or something.
Speaker 6: I remember ranting movies and forgetting to watch them, taking
Speaker 6: them back and ranting them again.
Speaker 2: Whoa ridiculous Yeah, it's the different.
Speaker 7: Someone looks like a king.
Speaker 5: Anytime, upperclassmen than I am.
Speaker 8: I'm still thank you for saying that.
Speaker 4: Maybe rule.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I pretend I have money.
Speaker 4: But it was a long time.
Speaker 5: I know were y' all?
Speaker 2: Did you participate in the red Box part of our society?
Speaker 5: I did right when it came out. I thought it
Speaker 5: was the best.
Speaker 1: I think I did for a hint of time.
Speaker 2: Sure, all it's all just for hinting, right, we just
Speaker 2: kind of visited it. That was uh oh wait, I
Speaker 2: want McDonald's and a bad movie right now? Because we're
Speaker 2: at Starbucks.
Speaker 1: Hi, do you guys have those frozen lemonades here? Can
Speaker 1: I have one of those? The strawberry one in a Grande?
Speaker 6: I like a Grande cold brew with the almond milk?
Speaker 2: Did you hear that?
Speaker 1: One? Gnde Grande cold brew with almond milk?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: A chocolate chip cookie and and a chocolate chip cookie? Please?
Speaker 2: Do you want it warmed up? No? Thank you?
Speaker 1: And then can we get a grande Arnold Palmer's influence.
Speaker 2: That's all. I am. Still with the spinach feta wrap
Speaker 2: at Starbucks is.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I ate too many of them got
Speaker 5: burnt out.
Speaker 2: Okay, when you're on the road and stuff and in
Speaker 2: a weird place, like oh, it's so confident that you
Speaker 2: can get this like mildy not horrible for you breakfast.
Speaker 4: It is the healthiest of all fast food.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like egg whites, feta spinach and roasted peppers
Speaker 2: and like.
Speaker 7: A wheat tortilla.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's it's very good.
Speaker 6: It's good, especially if you get a side of seracho
Speaker 6: or they're not.
Speaker 5: They're not the best, but decent guacamole and you.
Speaker 4: Put it on there.
Speaker 1: You know what I always enjoyed is they have their
Speaker 1: Plowman's lunch, which is just cut up cheese and apple
Speaker 1: slices and a third thing, like a lunchable man. Well,
Speaker 1: it's the Starbucks answer to lunchibles. It's like lunchibles for adults. Sure,
Speaker 1: and it's all kind of cut up in little sections.
Speaker 7: And I love that.
Speaker 2: I love it a little bit like an egg yeah,
Speaker 2: or like great, maybe a handful of cashews, yeah, exactly. Yo, oh,
Speaker 2: the protein box, the protein cheese.
Speaker 4: What's a plowman?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you threw me in the beginning.
Speaker 4: Special inside joke. Don't have time, don't have time to
Speaker 4: bring you all back with us, I think.
Speaker 1: And it's like the idea of a farmer's lunch where
Speaker 1: you just have a couple of little things as opposed
Speaker 1: to one sandwich you have straight yeah exactly, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, in one of those like metal things that
Speaker 2: you sit on, like a lunchbox, a pipe to eat
Speaker 2: in the sky.
Speaker 4: A pipe, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You're saying, a lunchbox, Yeah, a lunch pail.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's a very different lunchbox is made of plastic.
Speaker 2: It's a hazard on it, Karen. The pile can survive
Speaker 2: a fall. You're saying.
Speaker 9: Those ones that are looks like you're with me now, yes,
Speaker 9: And they're sitting and the pipe is, of course a
Speaker 9: steel beam that my brain has now given me the
Speaker 9: words for, and it's floating in the sky because you're
Speaker 9: thinking of that poster from when they were building them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, four rustic friends, pipe men of the sky they
Speaker 6: were called.
Speaker 1: They were the plowmen getting that fountain together that they
Speaker 1: can then dance in silence.
Speaker 5: We referenced, Uh that that girder the.
Speaker 6: Beam and walking out on it, mister magoo, a baby
Speaker 6: crawling on it?
Speaker 2: Baby, Yes, yes, it's.
Speaker 5: It's our funnest thing.
Speaker 1: To Also, has anyone seen the picture of the guy
Speaker 1: taking that picture?
Speaker 2: No? Is it frightening, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: He is standing he's holding one of those kind of
Speaker 1: old fashioned cameras, so it has like the do do
Speaker 1: do do out the front telescoping. Yeah, like you can
Speaker 1: hear it if you pulled it out, it would make
Speaker 1: that paper day sound. Yeah, and he's standing there, but
Speaker 1: he's holding onto his own beam just with.
Speaker 2: His legs, calves and feet. Nope, taking the picture.
Speaker 7: That makes me dizzy just thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a great picture.
Speaker 4: Like leaning back, Uh, some of your stuff on.
Speaker 2: Their phone because it's pretty good. It's pretty great.
Speaker 1: And and apparently this something's happening at the window of
Speaker 1: the Starbucks.
Speaker 2: We're going to be here for a while.
Speaker 6: Well, it's it's okay, we're yeah, you've got about.
Speaker 2: Forty eight more minutes left. Who do we have a
Speaker 2: picture of the person digging a picture of the person
Speaker 2: digging the picture? How far back does this go?
Speaker 1: I mean, wouldn't that be amazing? And then it just
Speaker 1: goes all the way down to the first floor. Each
Speaker 1: floor has taken the picture up.
Speaker 2: It's David Swimmer as a baby.
Speaker 6: I'm getting so risk cavalier. I just threw in the
Speaker 6: word iconic photo.
Speaker 2: Why okay, gen Z kids at Taylor concert this iconic photo.
Speaker 1: And somebody just put their tongue out and the peace
Speaker 1: sign sideway.
Speaker 5: Is yes, Empire, it was the Empire State.
Speaker 1: Building, right, it's kind of a guess, could be the
Speaker 1: Chrysler Building.
Speaker 5: Well, it was a state building.
Speaker 2: You should look up.
Speaker 6: Why are my I have tiny hands, But until I'm
Speaker 6: typing on a phone or bowling, I become well Chamberlain.
Speaker 2: Uh I just if only we were at what's that
Speaker 2: story a photo?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's the standing on Wait wait oh did
Speaker 1: you book?
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 4: Photos.
Speaker 1: But I think I always found like a different angle
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: Look at that, guys like.
Speaker 6: Uh oh my god, look at that.
Speaker 2: Looks like Jacob o'lornie from Euphoria.
Speaker 5: Someone's on the wrong side of the camera.
Speaker 1: He's got a belt and suspenders.
Speaker 4: And cool it's a white belt like his outfit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love when pods turned visual exclusively.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, our audience, they're so's valid points.
Speaker 5: That was at an adult tab.
Speaker 1: Actually, if we can go back, we'll plant we'll put
Speaker 1: in a like ding audio Q where everyone you Now,
Speaker 1: i'll go google it put this, we'll put it in later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now they'll google it along with us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then they'll get it Google with us. They'll have
Speaker 5: their devices handy.
Speaker 1: What's our Google with us audio Q? What should that
Speaker 1: sound like?
Speaker 4: What if that's the only sound effect?
Speaker 7: I can.
Speaker 2: The weird paper cloth ents.
Speaker 6: It is an interesting way to They'll be like I
Speaker 6: am also have big fingers all of a sudden when
Speaker 6: I type, will be very relatable.
Speaker 2: Everyone's going to be in this with us, I can tell.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was at a time where safety was not like,
Speaker 5: it's not harnessed.
Speaker 4: It at all.
Speaker 2: No, No, that guy was holding on with his lower
Speaker 2: calves but being so hot while doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is weird. Howl.
Speaker 2: Let anything happen to that man.
Speaker 4: Charles Clyde Abbotts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good job, Charles. Yeah, follow the Charles on all
Speaker 2: social media platforms.
Speaker 4: Look at his.
Speaker 5: Cool wingtips, white and black wingtips.
Speaker 2: The wingtips match the belt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's wearing a white belt.
Speaker 2: They're actually tap shoes.
Speaker 7: I really lumber after that.
Speaker 1: He was just on a break from forty second Street.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm so impressed with that fellow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was totally worth it.
Speaker 4: He's a good egg.
Speaker 5: I guess they would have said.
Speaker 7: A plowman's egg.
Speaker 2: Here's an interesting.
Speaker 1: Fun fact about zach Noy Towers. He sees every single
Speaker 1: movie the moment it comes out. You cannot, you can't.
Speaker 1: You won't have seen a movie before him.
Speaker 4: Are you too seeing a movie today? It's a sickness no.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: But in general I've seen many movies with him, and
Speaker 1: most of the time I'll be like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: want to go see Blee Blue? And he's like, I
Speaker 1: saw it four days ago at eleven am.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I go see it again if it's good.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 7: This is the thing, and this is not a sponsored moment.
Speaker 7: I've amc a list.
Speaker 2: You get twelve movies a month as part of it,
Speaker 2: so I see everything without care in the world.
Speaker 4: It's everyone's gonna be furious with me.
Speaker 2: I think I still pay for that, and I don't
Speaker 2: use it.
Speaker 4: I don't I go to a movie once a year.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with why?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 6: It's air conditioned in there, I know, and I just
Speaker 6: I should get back into the air. I will because
Speaker 6: I do have movie fever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's a lot of good stuff out
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a great It feels like the old days
Speaker 6: of like summer relations. And I haven't seen Barbie or
Speaker 6: Oppenheimer or anything.
Speaker 4: I saw the wes.
Speaker 6: I the reason I'm worried about my AMC membership is
Speaker 6: I've discovered the Alamo draft House down town, and it's cooler.
Speaker 4: Than the ones in Austin.
Speaker 2: A couple of straws too.
Speaker 5: It's quite an experience.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thanks so much. This is the thing Alamo
Speaker 2: Drafts I'm not gonna like even try to argue. Is
Speaker 2: like a very cool space. But it's also a space
Speaker 2: where you spend like fifty dollars before you leave, right.
Speaker 4: Correct, Well, there is free parking.
Speaker 6: You just can't even google it, so don't do not
Speaker 6: play our signatures sound. We had to figure out that
Speaker 6: you can park in the parking and that alone is
Speaker 6: a fun experience because it's like a winding I felt
Speaker 6: like thirteen floors. You're way up there in driving in
Speaker 6: a circle.
Speaker 2: Wait in it's downtown. Yeah, another check against it. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: it's not the best.
Speaker 6: Well, as long as I'm not parking my car on
Speaker 6: the streets and walking cartoonishly scary people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have to say that the Alamo Draft
Speaker 1: House's popcorn is some of the best in the bit.
Speaker 7: It's like truffle popcorn.
Speaker 2: No, it's I mean, I don't if there's trouble, it's
Speaker 2: subtle enough that I didn't notice.
Speaker 7: Okay, I think there's probably a couple of different flavors.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I've never had trouble.
Speaker 2: But the regulars they have it.
Speaker 4: That took me a minute, but they do have it.
Speaker 4: And I had I got like a parmesan really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like a cheesy and they're like, do
Speaker 6: you want butter or no, it doesn't really need it.
Speaker 6: It was like someone passionate about preparing the butter. Not
Speaker 6: take this and go over to the slippery tub area.
Speaker 6: You know how they make you squeeze your own butter
Speaker 6: in Yeah. I like that moment in history because I
Speaker 6: won't control of my butter. I just didn't want to
Speaker 6: be Yeah, the butter curtain, I want it to be
Speaker 6: handed to me. I'm confronted by what I'm putting on it.
Speaker 4: When it's in a.
Speaker 7: Metal bowl if I remember accurately.
Speaker 4: In a shower of butter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it can be gross, but it's just they
Speaker 5: play like the Alamo.
Speaker 6: It seems like you're going to a movie nerd place
Speaker 6: because they had for the Wes Anderson movie, they had
Speaker 6: like curated the like the opening was, uh, well it
Speaker 6: it showed all these bizarre indie movies and they showed
Speaker 6: a little retrospective about Wes Anderson. And before all of that,
Speaker 6: they showed the actual black and white ABT show where
Speaker 6: they did live script and it was.
Speaker 5: Like a sitcom, but it's a drama and it's what
Speaker 5: that movie is based on.
Speaker 1: Well it's something Playhouse right, something ninety Playhouse ninety ninety.
Speaker 5: We did it together nice. I was like sethsme street wow,
Speaker 5: the two words.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that made me like the movie more. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, wait, would.
Speaker 6: People even appreciate this movie without having seen the curated
Speaker 6: Almo experience?
Speaker 4: Didn't? I?
Speaker 1: I mean I saw it from I watched it from home,
Speaker 1: and I really liked that movie. And but I think
Speaker 1: it's because I already saw people kind of trying to
Speaker 1: say maybe they didn't love it as much as the
Speaker 1: average Wes Anderson, which is just like I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know, I think people. I think when I get
Speaker 1: people's opinion too early, it really does step on. That's
Speaker 1: why I get so jealous ac when you're like I
Speaker 1: saw that already, where I'm like, god, damn it, I
Speaker 1: need to make more of an effort because I really
Speaker 1: am negatively affected by people.
Speaker 2: Being like it's not as good as moon Man's Kingdom or.
Speaker 1: Whatever dumb ship where it's like who cares what you think?
Speaker 2: I don't listen to anyone anymore? Good? Yeah, especially the
Speaker 2: authority figure may they rest? Yes, all Wes Anderson films
Speaker 2: be Wes Anderson, and they like they are just like
Speaker 2: a thing like just enjoy the ride, watch the pretty pictures, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they would be dialogue.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's not going to make Rushmore again. He was
Speaker 5: a kid, you know well.
Speaker 1: And also this thing that he's in now is going
Speaker 1: toward that. Who's the director that did Playtime?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, he also did myn Uncle.
Speaker 7: Yes, Oh my god, I've never heard any of this.
Speaker 4: It's bizarre that.
Speaker 6: It's early French new wavey h low dialogue comedy.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of wide shots with things taking
Speaker 1: place all over.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Great one movie and is this It's play Time
Speaker 6: where the it's the side, the whole thing kind of
Speaker 6: like rear window takes place in a building, but the walls.
Speaker 5: Are removed so you see everyone. It's like an open
Speaker 5: face building.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, but.
Speaker 4: I thought it's making that up.
Speaker 1: We should we should watch that sometime I'm down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're very good movies. Yeah yeah, and then you
Speaker 6: feel smart, like you read a book.
Speaker 1: Right, and but you don't have to sit there and
Speaker 1: read a book.
Speaker 5: For school in Montana is optional, but I would the
Speaker 5: cool thing.
Speaker 6: And I'll stop talking about this soon because someone's coming
Speaker 6: to pick me up.
Speaker 4: Time for my colony ambulance.
Speaker 6: The Bob Balaban just a name I like to say,
Speaker 6: the executive from Seinfeld. He was in The Best in
Speaker 6: Show and Everything, the music coordinator and not or in
Speaker 6: a Waiting for Guffman. He talks about how Wes Anderson
Speaker 6: animated not in lieu of storyboarding. He does full animations
Speaker 6: of each shot, so everything is planned as a cartoon. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's the way he was describing it, and him talking
Speaker 6: about it was actually really fun to list new. He's
Speaker 6: clearly a fan and it's Yeah, he makes cartoon animated storyboards,
Speaker 6: so they're cool. You're gonna be exactly here, no move
Speaker 6: two inches, the camera will be exactly here.
Speaker 5: And I guess it's like a well, but.
Speaker 1: That's nice for the actors because it really is like
Speaker 1: if you're in the foreground, here's what's going to be
Speaker 1: going on behind you. Yeah, because all of that comes
Speaker 1: into play, especially and when they do those camera moves
Speaker 1: and suddenly it's like we're here, now, we're over here,
Speaker 1: and you would have to know what's happening to Like,
Speaker 1: I bet it helps people hit their marks so much
Speaker 1: more for sure.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone like makes like very like small choices in
Speaker 2: those movies, don't they It's kind of like very contained
Speaker 2: reactions and responses.
Speaker 7: Nothing's ever like super over the top.
Speaker 1: And you and you can't have actors going, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be over there right right right.
Speaker 2: That would ruin it, like bitch, you're off camera, Bitch,
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to say that out loud.
Speaker 1: Now you're on camera.
Speaker 4: Zach, have you made are you?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 5: Have you dabbled in filmmaking?
Speaker 2: So I have a script that's been gently fondled by
Speaker 2: this sound eighteen and it's Yeah, it's in its third
Speaker 2: set of hands, and I've removed all emotional connection to it,
Speaker 2: like I feel nothing when I talk about it.
Speaker 7: But it could happen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's happens all the time, where something sits on
Speaker 5: a shelf.
Speaker 4: For a decade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, It's just wild. Yeah, I love I love
Speaker 2: scary movies. I love like a pop horror kind of
Speaker 2: like comedy horror vibe Like Scream Screaming Clueless are my
Speaker 2: two favorite movies of all time. And I made I
Speaker 2: wrote like a gay scream You're gay? You know I'm
Speaker 2: on the fence, having lots of research for the past
Speaker 2: twenty years. Is uh?
Speaker 6: I With Scream, I was actually and I like gore,
Speaker 6: and I like gore effects and I like the art
Speaker 6: of that, and I even wanted to do that when
Speaker 6: I was young. Scream the actual Oh you like this
Speaker 6: person there's she's gonna get killed with a knife. It
Speaker 6: actually makes me sick to my stomach when when thank you,
Speaker 6: oh yeah, so far on the tip of my tongue
Speaker 6: that you just reached over and grabbed it. Yeah, the
Speaker 6: night I'm I really am triggered by knife murder guns.
Speaker 6: Sure I can relate even but knife murdering.
Speaker 2: Very so cowardly. Knife you gotta be right out. You
Speaker 2: got a smaller brash. I don't like a personal is Yeah.
Speaker 6: The only thing scarier than a knife going in you,
Speaker 6: I think as being the one pushing it, unless.
Speaker 1: You're a psychopath and then you don't care. Yeah, exact
Speaker 1: in a script.
Speaker 10: Yeah, having someone is very empowering in my scrib Oh,
Speaker 10: there's a lot of tea girls in junior high that
Speaker 10: becoming poor murder.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: My favorite genre of film I think is woman getting
Speaker 2: revenge or like women coming to like collect.
Speaker 7: Balls, Like oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I do like those men.
Speaker 7: What about you?
Speaker 2: Are you a film make guard? No?
Speaker 6: I just I don't even know why I asked. I
Speaker 6: just thought that maybe you were. And I've just been
Speaker 6: thinking lately how much fun it would be to make
Speaker 6: a film.
Speaker 2: I want to make a movie that And I don't
Speaker 2: know how many people know about Sinespier or Cineespia, the
Speaker 2: movies in the cemetery, but they do movies in Hollywood
Speaker 2: Forever Cemetery in the summers, and like it's always like
Speaker 2: these iconic like it's like bring it on, because.
Speaker 7: Michelle it was so good.
Speaker 6: I just thought I had seen it because of the
Speaker 6: post it notes seen. But it is so funny when
Speaker 6: that guy ooh, nice suit, what do you do? And
Speaker 6: he's like, I'm a suit salesman, and she goes, can
Speaker 6: you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my
Speaker 6: shoes filling with blood and she limps is everyone left,
Speaker 6: and every time Jannine Ruffalo was on screen, everyone clapped, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I had made me.
Speaker 4: I wish she had seen that.
Speaker 2: We should let her.
Speaker 1: We should figure out a way to let her know,
Speaker 1: because at that moment where she lets the waterfall out
Speaker 1: of her mouth, Oh my god, it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 2: After like and blah.
Speaker 7: Blah is a football player for their forty nine ers.
Speaker 4: She's great in it.
Speaker 7: Are you all friends with her?
Speaker 1: I'm friends with her, but I haven't seen her in
Speaker 1: sadly from.
Speaker 2: The same We're from the nineties, I mean the nineties.
Speaker 1: Well, she was a snow but she came there and
Speaker 1: did sets and she was definitely like a junior when
Speaker 1: I was a freshman and when I started stand up.
Speaker 1: I've told this story many times, but I thought that
Speaker 1: I was like the first person of my kind to
Speaker 1: do stand up like a girl. That's wearing like black tights.
Speaker 2: With jean shorts and baby bangs and the whole stupid shit.
Speaker 1: And then literally the week I started stand up, I
Speaker 1: saw so I had done the thing that I want
Speaker 1: to do for so long, finally had done it. And
Speaker 1: then like it was four days later and we were
Speaker 1: all watching half hour comedy hour and she comes out
Speaker 1: and literally is wearing the clothes I'm wearing, with like combat.
Speaker 2: Boots and the whole thing.
Speaker 5: I remember it.
Speaker 1: I remember has that set that is every joke is
Speaker 1: beyond the funniest joke you've ever heard. When she's like
Speaker 1: when you tap your wrist like to ask someone silently
Speaker 1: what time it is, and then they go what And
Speaker 1: you're like, what bone is this?
Speaker 2: What she goes? What? What could I have meant?
Speaker 1: What bone is this? Like a joke like that where
Speaker 1: I was watching it. What's something's happening? Should we chase
Speaker 1: these fire trucks?
Speaker 5: Yes, they're smiling. These guys just go on sport runs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're just going to pick up food, so
Speaker 1: they want to make sure it's hot. But when they
Speaker 1: get it back to the firehouse, oh damn. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I saw that set. No, my comedy was so terrible
Speaker 1: at the time, and then I just when she was
Speaker 1: done with her set, because I was like breathless as
Speaker 1: I watched it, and then I immediately just started sobbing,
Speaker 1: and all of my roommates were like, wow caring. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really hilarious. It was like a sad cry.
Speaker 1: It was like a oh, I'm one of many and
Speaker 1: I'm not even that good.
Speaker 6: It was like just this realization my career is already
Speaker 6: happening and it's not me, and I'm yeah, she's.
Speaker 1: Doing it so much better and so much cooler. And
Speaker 1: then I got to meet her, like, you know, three
Speaker 1: years later, and she was the coolest and best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a great person.
Speaker 2: I love hearing that iconic awesome comedians are also nice people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah some of.
Speaker 6: The great Were you also surprised when everyone cheered every
Speaker 6: time she's on screen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well yes, and no, like I knew
Speaker 2: she's like a favorite character in that movie, but like
Speaker 2: in We're La, so I don't know.
Speaker 6: It was just yeah, right right, if we were Yeah
Speaker 6: that I was just chalking it up to that where
Speaker 6: we were. But it was a lot of young people there,
Speaker 6: and I again I'd never seen. I thought I had
Speaker 6: seen it and knew right away, Oh wait this is.
Speaker 7: It just stood the test of time.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the type of movie I want to make,
Speaker 2: is like the one that they're showing at in the cemetery,
Speaker 2: kind of like wheel my half dead ass out of
Speaker 2: the wheelchair and then they all cheer.
Speaker 5: You want to play a dead versus Yes?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 1: Can I just say? In addition, I one time, very
Speaker 1: briefly got to meet Lisa Kudrou and she was the coolest.
Speaker 1: Like we were at a party, Me and Georgia were
Speaker 1: at a party together and we were standing there and
Speaker 1: someone had come up and asked us, like, how's the
Speaker 1: network going or something like that. And then I was
Speaker 1: standing there and I ordered my drink, so Georgia continued
Speaker 1: to talk to that person, and then I turned and
Speaker 1: Lisa Kudro was standing on the other side of me,
Speaker 1: and she goes, you have a network?
Speaker 2: What do you have?
Speaker 4: Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, it's podcasting, And it was
Speaker 1: like so taken aback because I was I always go
Speaker 1: into that mode if there's ever any anytime a famous
Speaker 1: person is around, I'm like, they don't want to be bothered.
Speaker 1: They don't want you talking to them, like, don't bug them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so the idea that she was like, hey, what's
Speaker 1: going on, I was like, oh my god, network she
Speaker 1: talked to me for a little while. That's so very sweet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she wasn't being like trying to call you.
Speaker 6: She's actually interested and wanted.
Speaker 2: To completely asked me like four questions.
Speaker 7: It was very like Lisa Kudrou Oh yeah, she's so normal.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's she's always been the funniest, like she
Speaker 1: should have everything, she should have it all.
Speaker 7: She knows some of it.
Speaker 4: She does.
Speaker 1: Oh you're right, Yeah, she does that quite a bit.
Speaker 1: I just think like that level of comedy, Like I
Speaker 1: don't think she gets her flowers correctly for the work
Speaker 1: she was doing on Friends, because her character was kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, like airheady. So it's like so people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: so she's air heady, where it's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's one of the many characters she's making choices.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean and the comeback, Oh my god, I
Speaker 7: need to.
Speaker 2: Is so good. The comeback is.
Speaker 6: Because I love the she's basically playing herself right, No,
Speaker 6: but in a way because she was like on a
Speaker 6: hit sick and now it's like, oh, I'm back on TV.
Speaker 1: She's playing the person that would have been on a
Speaker 1: hit sitcom and loved that life for herself, loved the fame,
Speaker 1: loved everything, but it wasn't She wasn't famous because the
Speaker 1: sitcom was great. It was just like, you know, kind
Speaker 1: of a corny sitcom that she bought into. So there's
Speaker 1: this vulnerability that she's like she's trying to keep the
Speaker 1: same thing going. But it's very actressy in a way
Speaker 1: that I think Lisa Couter herself is a comedian, uh
Speaker 1: not like not, she's a very talented actress, but she's
Speaker 1: not just an actress. She is like much much more,
Speaker 1: and she's playing just an actress who's kind of like
Speaker 1: I'll do anything.
Speaker 2: And she loved the memorabilia framed and like all that.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's great.
Speaker 6: It's so funny, kind of like a Moira Rose exactly yea,
Speaker 6: and Mares sarvino Is. I was like, wait a minute,
Speaker 6: I forgot how great she was, like talking a little
Speaker 6: bit like Wayne and Guards at the same time.
Speaker 2: It was the voice choice ye crazy, Yeah, she's really
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 5: Just like really captivated by her.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that movie?
Speaker 5: I have, but it was so long ago that I
Speaker 5: watch it on the list Giant Giant Tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, O, my god, let's aut.
Speaker 5: Okay, watch it on your TV. You got a nice
Speaker 5: new TV.
Speaker 7: It's decent, good take, not as good as mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that TV is so symbolic of obnoxious like obnoxiousness.
Speaker 2: I'll do it. I was doing it. My car does
Speaker 2: that sometimes too, and I swear it's going to make
Speaker 2: me get into an accident.
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh what what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I slam on my brains or.
Speaker 5: Something, because you're not looking at the road anymore.
Speaker 6: You're looking at where the source of the beep or
Speaker 6: where I'm supposed to my phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, don't bug me, I'm texting.
Speaker 1: That's what the guy in your tesla who was almost
Speaker 1: rearended you.
Speaker 2: I bet you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a text that like the text, it was
Speaker 1: like a normal conversation where he was checking the road,
Speaker 1: checking the road, and then the person said something insanely
Speaker 1: compelling where it's like, you know what, can I ask
Speaker 1: you a question? Can you just be honest for a second,
Speaker 1: And then they couldn't take their eyes off Yeah, I look.
Speaker 4: Back and instead of a face.
Speaker 6: It was a male pattern balding bird's eye view, like
Speaker 6: his chin was against his chest.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, a man with a hair with a
Speaker 5: hole in it for a face I could have where
Speaker 5: it did better.
Speaker 4: It's gonna give me a whiplash.
Speaker 5: And then he did have a face.
Speaker 1: Zach. When's the last time you were in a car accident?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I hit a person with my car.
Speaker 2: No, well, not a person. A twink.
Speaker 5: What's your twink again?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 5: I've can I guess?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 7: Please guess what gets in the most home?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: A young.
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: A young gay man.
Speaker 2: Yes, that scares me, because of Jesus, I did that.
Speaker 2: The character in like cliffs Notes, it's like a young thin,
Speaker 2: hairless guy, hairless, smooth.
Speaker 1: They're kind of like very young looking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like do you guys remember Tiger Beat?
Speaker 4: Was that a thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like like shiny, shiny young men.
Speaker 4: Shiny happy young men. Yeah, okay, the hairless thing.
Speaker 5: It's interesting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, because a twink with body hair is an otter.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, And.
Speaker 1: And an otter with much more fat on him as
Speaker 1: a bear.
Speaker 6: Bear and bears really the only what are some of
Speaker 6: the other animals. A smaller bear is a cup Okay,
Speaker 6: I knew that one.
Speaker 2: Some like lean.
Speaker 7: Muscular I forgot about lean muscular. Hairy guys are wolves.
Speaker 2: Really yes. Then you have like your standard jock, which
Speaker 2: is not an animal per se, but it's another like group.
Speaker 7: And then there's like nerds and.
Speaker 1: Oh sluts.
Speaker 7: That's the umbrella.
Speaker 2: You know what's overhears Pinocchio's Oh yeah there. It was
Speaker 2: like my hangover food spot.
Speaker 1: That place is so good.
Speaker 7: But oh yes, I hit a twink of my car
Speaker 7: and this is insane.
Speaker 2: First of all, I speak about it with pride because
Speaker 2: it was one hundred percent his fault. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's the way the loss.
Speaker 7: No, totally.
Speaker 2: What was like the insurance companies. I got my letter
Speaker 2: and said zero percent my fault. Really yes, That's when
Speaker 2: I realized that there should be insurance agents for relationships.
Speaker 7: Yeah, presents fault, but no. They were on a.
Speaker 2: Fucking scooter as I was going down the street and
Speaker 2: he had a stop sign that he did not acknowledge.
Speaker 2: He flew through it. And when I tell you, he
Speaker 2: went into my windshield and flying off like it was
Speaker 2: eleven thousand dollars worth of damage to my car. Holy ship. Yes,
Speaker 2: So he knocked that mirror off going up it, he
Speaker 2: shattered the windshield, he bent the like where the hood
Speaker 2: meets the glass, and then he took that mirror off
Speaker 2: when he went off it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yes, they bounced back quickly. Yeah, no, this
Speaker 2: is It gets so much crazier, y'all because I had
Speaker 2: gone on a date with this boy, no way, a
Speaker 2: coffee and walk pandemic date two years ago.
Speaker 7: Like he had just moved here from the side.
Speaker 5: And You're like, okay, love.
Speaker 7: I was like, yeah, well he was.
Speaker 2: He's getting off the ground and he's like, Zach, what happened?
Speaker 2: I was like, babe, you wouldn't stop signing.
Speaker 4: We recognized each other. Oh yes, oh that's great.
Speaker 2: Wait, sorry from a movie.
Speaker 1: But in it was two years before the accident. That
Speaker 1: usa Okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 7: Isn't that nuts? And this is also nuts.
Speaker 2: He was wearing I think it's called a Canadian tuxedo
Speaker 2: Sunni den Yeah, randomly. So he had bloody knuckles and
Speaker 2: his glasses were broken. And I did pick up his phone,
Speaker 2: which was very far away from his body, and it
Speaker 2: was shattered, and I was like, oh my god, your.
Speaker 7: Phone, he goes, No, it was locked that before you
Speaker 7: hit me.
Speaker 2: So yeah, then I like sat with him and he
Speaker 2: didn't want me to call an ambulance because he didn't
Speaker 2: have insurance, and I was just like okay. He was
Speaker 2: just like obviously like scraped up. Yeah, he was like
Speaker 2: very panicked, Like I was panicked. I called my mom
Speaker 2: first thing, you know, and we called the hops. They
Speaker 2: took a statement, and then I took him to urgent care.
Speaker 2: He was filling out paperwork for urgent care and he
Speaker 2: passed out while filling out paper So then.
Speaker 6: They're like, we have to send him to the hospital
Speaker 6: because he had his head and it's a concussion, or
Speaker 6: they're just like.
Speaker 2: If someone passes out, like we're sending them to the hospital.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, like they.
Speaker 4: Saw the vapors.
Speaker 2: I mean there's really adrenaline leaving his small framed body.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's suddenly caught up to him. Because that's horrifying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's a that's from that.
Speaker 6: But then when did it become a discussion obviously not
Speaker 6: with him in person of.
Speaker 5: Who was at fault? Like did you ever talk about
Speaker 5: that with him?
Speaker 2: I mean, when the police took both our statements, he
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, you see this all the time. It
Speaker 2: was his fault. He needs to obey the rules of
Speaker 2: the road if he's going to be on a motorized object. Yeah.
Speaker 6: The fact that those when I first saw bird scooters,
Speaker 6: I'm like, well, that's going to be over in a
Speaker 6: week and there's ten dead people.
Speaker 7: They go thirty, like five miles per hour.
Speaker 5: You're exposed to every it's I can say.
Speaker 1: I just saw TikTok and I sent it to my
Speaker 1: niece that that's a woman who works in the er
Speaker 1: and she was like, please, I beg you do not
Speaker 1: get on those motorized scooters. She's like, we see head injuries.
Speaker 1: We see like because people get on them and it's fun, fun, fun.
Speaker 1: You fall because nobody's wearing a helmet. Right, You're going
Speaker 1: thirty miles an hour and you fall, and if you
Speaker 1: fall on your head, that's good. People getting being paralyzed, yeah, skinny,
Speaker 1: I mean crazy where it's like and nobody is prepared for.
Speaker 2: It because they're like, oh, well it must be safe
Speaker 2: if like.
Speaker 1: Everyone's assuming since they don't make you wear helmet or whatever.
Speaker 6: It should be with skateboarding, people always like you should
Speaker 6: be wearing a helmet, and I I've never in thirty
Speaker 6: years have hit my head.
Speaker 4: But once you include.
Speaker 6: Cars and you're out in the street, oh my god,
Speaker 6: that's what's horrifying to me. I'm like, oh, you're just
Speaker 6: in traffic. I'm I don't feel like, even at a
Speaker 6: high rate of speed, if you just fell off the thing, that.
Speaker 4: Would be fun to watch cars.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, it is.
Speaker 5: That's what's insane to me.
Speaker 1: And I've told the story of driving Uh yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't turn left in front of me, sir.
Speaker 2: Oh damn it.
Speaker 4: From the other day.
Speaker 1: I've told the story of the three with what looked
Speaker 1: like high school girls on those scooters at night. I'm
Speaker 1: driving down Vine and all of a sudden, three girls
Speaker 1: on scooters come in my lane, laughing yet scooting right
Speaker 1: up and no, they were all screaming at the top
Speaker 1: of their lungs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And they were on the wrong side
Speaker 2: of the road.
Speaker 1: They were coming toward me, and I had to slam
Speaker 1: on my brakes as they all like split like the
Speaker 1: blue Angels and went around me, where I was like,
Speaker 1: and I got some I was like, god, damn it,
Speaker 1: Like you guys are going to get killed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm gonna be laughing and screaming.
Speaker 1: I'm going to feel bad about laughing.
Speaker 7: Do you want to know?
Speaker 2: In what way?
Speaker 5: Not that to give a sample. They're screaming in fear, like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, we don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh wow, that's terrifying.
Speaker 7: Idiot.
Speaker 2: So my friend was on one and he like was
Speaker 2: in this situation where he had to pick between getting
Speaker 2: kind of like sideswiped by a car or going onto
Speaker 2: these like potholes, and he chose the potholes flung him
Speaker 2: off and he was on the ground. He went to
Speaker 2: get up and shrieked. He like shattered his pelvis way, yes,
Speaker 2: and then the ambulance came and uh, they like I
Speaker 2: guess separated his legs and he passed out from the
Speaker 2: pain because his pelvis is broken in like four different spots.
Speaker 4: Oh and that's.
Speaker 5: And that car didn't do that. I guess I got
Speaker 5: to retract my whole No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I get a well it's prolapsed.
Speaker 2: I have a pla still right now, and I did.
Speaker 2: I performed in the Largo for the first time ever.
Speaker 2: Is then the magic? Yeah? Yeah, talk to Flanny Fanny,
Speaker 2: he was a very great friend of yours, and he
Speaker 2: was so kind to me before and after I performed,
Speaker 2: which knows when people are not as nice to you
Speaker 2: before they see you perform, and then they're nice to
Speaker 2: you after.
Speaker 7: Yea, he was a joy both before.
Speaker 6: What a good and he cares so much about that place,
Speaker 6: and he watches each show and he watches jokes and
Speaker 6: he keeps track of how jokes have changed.
Speaker 2: Yeah since the last time you were there.
Speaker 1: Oh, he would be he like in the past has
Speaker 1: been like he'd be like, do you want to be
Speaker 1: on the show, and be like, yeah, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: just go sing those songs. He goes, oh, just do
Speaker 1: your regular stand up and I'm like, okay, But but
Speaker 1: he will absolutely let you know like the kind of
Speaker 1: he's what.
Speaker 2: He wants you to be working.
Speaker 6: The only show booker. If someone at the improv or
Speaker 6: anywhere said, hey, will you do I want him? I
Speaker 6: want him to give me a sign.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's because he's hilarious himself. He's one of the
Speaker 1: funniest people. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So sorry, what whe are you guys say about Largo?
Speaker 7: Oh? No, just that I christened it with a prolapse show.
Speaker 4: That's where you.
Speaker 1: Gave those people what they came for.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, Well they came for Taylor Tomlinson and they
Speaker 2: got a dash of Zagnoy Towers.
Speaker 1: That's rude.
Speaker 2: You know, with your medicine, you must take a spoonful
Speaker 2: of pro comedy.
Speaker 1: Zack, tell us a little bit about your.
Speaker 2: Is it a serious XM radio show or is it
Speaker 2: in Netflix Radio? So it's on the Netflix is a
Speaker 2: joke channel Channel ninety three, but it's on serious XM.
Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone has serious XM these days,
Speaker 2: but you it's it's called After Hours of Zagnoy Towers.
Speaker 2: And now I feel like I've launched into like promo mode.
Speaker 5: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Okay and like a comedian talking about sex. And I
Speaker 2: would love for either of you or both of you
Speaker 2: to be on it anytime.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would like.
Speaker 1: To, okay, But I have to wait until everyone of
Speaker 1: my family dies, so they'll get really mad.
Speaker 2: What if I started killing members of your I get
Speaker 2: mad at you.
Speaker 4: That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's your movie trying to get someone on your radio.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we've got like I've got Bob the drag
Speaker 2: Queen Taylor, Tomlinson, Dave Morhages, Steph pull of Billy, Wayne
Speaker 2: Davis doing Sabrina Julie's soon.
Speaker 4: That's great, but.
Speaker 5: It's fun that that.
Speaker 6: I The last time I did a sex podcast was
Speaker 6: a mother and her son. So it was interesting. It
Speaker 6: was fun because obviously he was the one that would
Speaker 6: get embarrassed and she was like that dynamic. Yeah. And
Speaker 6: then at the end they gave me my first bidey
Speaker 6: as a pardon gifts.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, is the day slang for something?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh no, not that kind of That's where the
Speaker 4: sun and the mom and the toilet.
Speaker 7: See and they're covered in pennies.
Speaker 2: It's a light.
Speaker 6: Yeah. And at the end you graduate, that's what they
Speaker 6: call it. But yeah, and then I was like, where
Speaker 6: have these been my whole life? But yes, I have
Speaker 6: sex stories.
Speaker 4: I agree, I agree to come on.
Speaker 1: Oh great, nice, it's a booking.
Speaker 7: I love the concept of bidets.
Speaker 2: I have a bidet, but I don't use it because
Speaker 2: I have since experienced a heated water bidet and I
Speaker 2: cannot stomach splashing.
Speaker 6: And that's what And when my dad first tried it
Speaker 6: and came out of the bathroom ordering one, he wanted
Speaker 6: to get a warm one, and I was like, I
Speaker 6: think you'll like the cold, because for me, it's as
Speaker 6: refreshing as getting a glass of waters.
Speaker 4: My bh gets thirsty and I.
Speaker 6: Don't want don't I'm not a drinker a tea, you know,
Speaker 6: I want it ice cold and on the money.
Speaker 1: That's I've never used a cold one. The first one
Speaker 1: I ever experienced was at the Madonna Inn. It was
Speaker 1: when Georgia was getting married and.
Speaker 2: Did she get married there? She got married there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was great. It was so fun.
Speaker 1: But our room I was sharing a room with Lizzie
Speaker 1: Cooperman and the room came with a bidet and so
Speaker 1: I went in there I was and it was this
Speaker 1: thing where like you're sitting there and it's remember I
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember in the seventies sometimes people
Speaker 1: had like cushioned toilet seats.
Speaker 2: I've seen I've experienced those. Yeah, so that's what it
Speaker 2: was where I'm like, oh, bit, this is weird.
Speaker 1: But then I see that there's like little buttons and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm about to try a
Speaker 1: b day And it was warm water and it was
Speaker 1: I started laughing and I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: was telling her about it as I was using it,
Speaker 1: because it was it's such a good idea. But once
Speaker 1: you're using it, you're like, this is makes perfect sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't we all use this.
Speaker 4: All the time.
Speaker 6: That's why I thought, as it hit me for the
Speaker 6: first time, Yeah, this is why the West, the West,
Speaker 6: the Western world, the rest.
Speaker 5: Of the world. I get lost in my own mouth.
Speaker 6: But I my first time was at some party and
Speaker 6: there was a roped off bathroom, like, guests don't use
Speaker 6: this bathroom.
Speaker 5: So of course I used it, and I was on
Speaker 5: the I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 6: There was a remote like a fix to the wall,
Speaker 6: and I thought it was like, ooh, what a fancy shower.
Speaker 6: Let me turn it off with it, And so I
Speaker 6: didn't even know it was common and I it was
Speaker 6: cold and right and right away I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 6: is the best, and I'm then I tried hot and
Speaker 6: I went back to cold.
Speaker 5: That's how much I prefer it. Then the batteries fell
Speaker 5: out and the toilet.
Speaker 7: Look over the batteries.
Speaker 6: A couple of them were in front of me, but
Speaker 6: one world rolled down the stair, eyes up on a
Speaker 6: terraced upper level as upper decked and they and the
Speaker 6: one battery yeah, and there's no manual shut off, so
Speaker 6: it's just sitting in this bathroom that I wasn't supposed
Speaker 6: to be in with. The guys are hitting, so I
Speaker 6: actually had to cut the put my hand over the yeah,
Speaker 6: and and grab the and people were knocking.
Speaker 7: And uh, what nineties movie?
Speaker 6: I know in the nineties movie, someone walks in and
Speaker 6: then the coolest guy in school walks in, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: is it clean yet? And then they fall in love
Speaker 6: with my butthole but not me. Yeah, and then they
Speaker 6: have a long distance relationships. Yeah, I have like a curtain,
Speaker 6: a curtain partition, so I'm not part of their relationship
Speaker 6: and I'm just always busy with work. Then my butthole
Speaker 6: wants to be a country music star and I don't
Speaker 6: even like that kind of music.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the conjoint said, yeah, Matt Damon.
Speaker 6: No, In real life, there are conjoined twins and one
Speaker 6: of them wanted to be a country music star and
Speaker 6: her sister did not, and she would perform and there
Speaker 6: was literally like a curtain. Oh, I'm really supportive of
Speaker 6: my sister. It's actually sweet. But Twilight Zone wow esque
Speaker 6: esque yeah, anyway, I uh yeah, no one in the
Speaker 6: joke version someone walks in, but no. I eventually found
Speaker 6: all the batteries, but it was wet everywhere. I couldn't
Speaker 6: figure out.
Speaker 2: Oh that's such a night.
Speaker 6: But it's the cheap that you can get a good
Speaker 6: but I just keep talking about it for like fifty bucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty five bucks.
Speaker 5: My dad got one for like twenty five You just
Speaker 5: I personally now listen to you, guys, twenty five bucks.
Speaker 5: Cool water, one button.
Speaker 2: It does the job.
Speaker 6: If you want heat and a heated toilet, then it's
Speaker 6: like a hair dryer's part of it. Oh okay, now
Speaker 6: we're talking. Yeah, spend a couple grand Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 6: know they had their hair.
Speaker 2: Come to Hollywood and have someone blow hot air up
Speaker 2: your butthole.
Speaker 5: Yeah, from a golden bidet with a padded vinyl suit.
Speaker 1: Crinkly padded vinyl.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all our grandmas had a sticky vinyl toilet seat
Speaker 6: next to a bowl of potpoury.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they don't seem as clean for the squishy toilet seeds.
Speaker 1: Let's not be introducing any extra materials.
Speaker 2: It's all it needs to be hard and bleachable.
Speaker 6: In my I am oh in my opinion, What are
Speaker 6: your thoughts on a oak and brass toilets?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was popular.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you asked.
Speaker 1: Because my parents, in their guest room of the house
Speaker 1: I only lived in one year before I went off
Speaker 1: to college, they had I don't know if, but they
Speaker 1: had a wooden toilet seat in the guest bathroom, like
Speaker 1: because they I guess my mom wanted a wooden toilet
Speaker 1: lid like that. It all matched with the cabinets or whatever,
Speaker 1: and that thing. When those things get old, it's gross
Speaker 1: like because they because again it's like people bleach them
Speaker 1: or put you know, disinfectant on them and stuff, so
Speaker 1: they get old and then they just look like incredibly used.
Speaker 1: And the thing is like the classic toilet is made
Speaker 1: so you you know, you keep it clean. It's hopefully
Speaker 1: white or a lighter color so that when you're cleaning it,
Speaker 1: you know it's clean and it's not a it's not
Speaker 1: a porous material.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wooden to I mean wooden knives, as we know,
Speaker 6: are out lowed in thirty eight states for restaurant use
Speaker 6: because they will have salmonilla.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so of course, and I've been to the just
Speaker 6: if you're gonna have a wooden toilet seat, get a
Speaker 6: new one every year. I've been on old ones where
Speaker 6: it's split, yeah, and you sit on it and pinches
Speaker 6: your ass and.
Speaker 7: Then like a family of birds makes an yest in it.
Speaker 1: And then splinter splinter splanner and they're like, that's why this,
Speaker 1: that's why this bathroom was tapered off, which we.
Speaker 7: Guess the twelve states that they're still legal.
Speaker 2: Idea Arizona. Yeah, New Mexico. I love it. What are
Speaker 2: you guys doing this weekend? Or do you guys talk
Speaker 2: about time in the car like about future?
Speaker 4: Well that is, thank you.
Speaker 6: Sometimes sometimes we record many weeks before it comes out,
Speaker 6: so sometimes we're like, hey, next week, let's go to
Speaker 6: the everyone go to this.
Speaker 5: We can talk about what we're doing.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm going to see Barbie this weekend
Speaker 1: because I was before I was really enjoying observing everybody
Speaker 1: else getting into it. And then the more that I
Speaker 1: hear people talk about it and talk about just the
Speaker 1: overall experience. It's not just the movie itself, but like
Speaker 1: what it's like to go.
Speaker 7: I'mful experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to go. I would go to see
Speaker 2: you again you would Yeah, Okay, I loved it perfect,
Speaker 2: It's so fun. My only fear is that I might
Speaker 2: be sold out already Robenheimer'sman being sold out I love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, every time I've looked at it, it sold out.
Speaker 1: I would love that.
Speaker 2: I'll go in a month.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship, okay, but I just want
Speaker 1: to before it gets entirely ruined, like on TikTok, because
Speaker 1: now there's clips and everything.
Speaker 2: I do want to see. Are you intrigued Gary Barbie
Speaker 2: or you threatened at my topple the patriarchy.
Speaker 5: I'm just worried about toy sales.
Speaker 6: No, I've I've been talking about it and uh an
Speaker 6: accident gently saying jillen Hall instead of gozzling.
Speaker 4: But that's just something I.
Speaker 5: Like Jake jillan On and he would have been good
Speaker 5: in it too, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, Chris, Chris feels like he always has to
Speaker 2: fight for Jill. He'll make it someday, I don't know.
Speaker 2: My only thing with General is I don't know if
Speaker 2: he'd make a good blonde right yeah, picture too big
Speaker 2: and yeah.
Speaker 1: It would be a little unnervous. Colin Farrell, there has
Speaker 1: everyone seen the pictures of Colin Ferrell on the Sag
Speaker 1: Strike line.
Speaker 2: Literally, no joke, three different people sent me the picture
Speaker 2: this morning. It was so hilarious.
Speaker 1: So he was out there with the equally hot and
Speaker 1: great Shay Wigham, who's an actor who is Colin Farrell's
Speaker 1: good friend, and Colin Farrell had his Sag Strike shirt on,
Speaker 1: but he had rolled up the sleeve so he was
Speaker 1: wearing it like a muscle shirt, and he just looked
Speaker 1: like the hunk that he is. Everyone was very exciting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's he's a magnetic pink tesla.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 4: God, it looks so cool and ugly at the time,
Speaker 4: and then I didn't.
Speaker 7: The same.
Speaker 6: No, that was when I was talking at length really
Speaker 6: about the all the movie, the independent films that were
Speaker 6: being advertised before the Wes movie.
Speaker 4: Barbie was one.
Speaker 6: Actually, so many of the actors in that Wes Anderson
Speaker 6: movie were in these these trailers, and I really did
Speaker 6: think it was like in Tropic Thunder, where they were
Speaker 6: fake trailers, because they all looked funny and weird and
Speaker 6: like no one would ever make them, and Barbie was
Speaker 6: one of them, and I hadn't seen any trailers for
Speaker 6: it yet. I think I had a hunch that was real,
Speaker 6: or maybe that was one that I was like, Okay,
Speaker 6: that has to be real, But it was not what
Speaker 6: I expected.
Speaker 5: I thought it was a movie for kids.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a movie for kids too.
Speaker 5: After that. Yeah, but I'm a little worried about the patriarchy.
Speaker 4: You are correct, so fragile lately.
Speaker 2: Hands you got guys like Bully.
Speaker 1: The sun is going down on you, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: There's there's a really good TikTok because you know, they
Speaker 1: have Barbie they look like gigantic Barbie doll boxes, so
Speaker 1: you can step into it and get your picture taken,
Speaker 1: like it's just selfy opportunity. And so there's a TikTok
Speaker 1: of this girl posing in it, and then this big
Speaker 1: old guy coming over leaning in to like kind of
Speaker 1: ruin her picture and pose in with her, and he's
Speaker 1: clearly drunk and he leans in and she kind of
Speaker 1: looks so she didn't know him, and then he basically
Speaker 1: knocks this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Over forward and he goes down with it, and so
Speaker 2: does she.
Speaker 1: Somebody wrote just like it's just so symbolic.
Speaker 2: That's great, big dumb trying to you and your.
Speaker 1: Dumb movie, and then the whole fucking thing is ever
Speaker 1: just like, just go and do your movie, dumb ass,
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 7: Jerk off. During Christopher Nolan's Masterpiece master.
Speaker 1: Let's Killian Murphy is a tour de force. Let's not
Speaker 1: let he gets to have his day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on twenty eight days later.
Speaker 5: And I told you before not to bring up Killian Murphy.
Speaker 1: You dare his name?
Speaker 2: How scary?
Speaker 7: He's great, so so fake, but he's great.
Speaker 2: Was he? And Christopher Nolan's Batman too, Yes, Scarecrow or something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the Mega mask man I think that was his name.
Speaker 1: He was the burlap sack guy.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, he's they. I didn't know he was
Speaker 2: such a tiny man. He really saw Oppenheimer. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: they have him climbing a ladder at one point. I'm like,
Speaker 2: look at this little kid. Up he is.
Speaker 1: I saw a picture of him when he was like
Speaker 1: nineteen or something, because he was in the like Manchester
Speaker 1: Edium kind of dance scene and there's just a shot
Speaker 1: of him in a crowd and he looks like he's
Speaker 1: twelve years old. He's just like But the thing is,
Speaker 1: as we all know and have learned in this town,
Speaker 1: every celebrity, Like you look at pictures of him standing
Speaker 1: with the cast, they're all only a tiny bit taller
Speaker 1: than Yeah, Like most major actors are like five to four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just how it.
Speaker 1: Is, except for a couple. Then you've got a couple
Speaker 1: in there, and then there's they. You know, your Margot
Speaker 1: Robbie is are like print model size. And there's some
Speaker 1: taller people, but on average, because it's better six guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, my dad always loves to talk about in
Speaker 6: the old days, how you had to be six something
Speaker 6: to be a leading man. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Then he describes their physique.
Speaker 6: It used to be a thing, and now yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: I'm a little too tall to be an actor of
Speaker 6: five nine going on five eight. I think I think
Speaker 6: my spine is shrinking. But yeah, it's it is interesting.
Speaker 6: All the most talented actors are the short ones. Yeah,
Speaker 6: except for your I can't think of any Adam Driver's
Speaker 6: Adam Drivers.
Speaker 2: Sure. I bet Chris Evans is tall.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, he'd have to be tall to
Speaker 1: pull off that cable net sweater the way Fisherman.
Speaker 5: He stole a tweet, did you know, Diddy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Wow, it was just wow.
Speaker 5: It's not an one to get into.
Speaker 6: It is about how I never plug in USB chords
Speaker 6: correctly on the first try it, you know I do.
Speaker 5: But I saw he liked it, and then I'm like,
Speaker 5: well that's where he got his idea.
Speaker 6: Oh I I tweeted about it and everyone attacked me,
Speaker 6: and I just wasted my hands of it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, people like Evan's more than me?
Speaker 2: Yeah day, yes, well he is a gay brother. No,
Speaker 2: who's in the barb movie? Really?
Speaker 5: Is he in other movies.
Speaker 7: Like Hulu features?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 7: And other like he's on the rise?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I just thought it was interesting and worth
Speaker 2: telling your audience it is.
Speaker 1: They love film facts and fun facts.
Speaker 7: Do they really fun?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We we What do we talk about the most in here?
Speaker 2: We did?
Speaker 5: We used to dress traffic.
Speaker 1: Now, just.
Speaker 4: This cat. Let me tell you the whole story.
Speaker 6: I've I've retold a story about my cat so many times,
Speaker 6: not remembering that I've already told her. Sure, And it's
Speaker 6: that's how people LAH addressed me after shows. Now they're like,
Speaker 6: how's your feeline?
Speaker 4: It's cats.
Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, all right, I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Are they living with aids? It's it's it's long dead.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a dead old cat.
Speaker 4: Oddly, ye didn't I have the aids. I don't know
Speaker 4: if I've added that.
Speaker 1: To the Story's not una, it's not as.
Speaker 5: As bad as for people. Apparently cats can have it forever.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I've already said that. I know I have.
Speaker 2: You definitely have.
Speaker 6: He just died of a bladder infection. The point is
Speaker 6: we had topics and and and we've warned them all out.
Speaker 2: Can people get feline aids? That's what I asked the
Speaker 2: doctor and she laughed in my face.
Speaker 4: And then and I felt really dumb.
Speaker 6: And then when I put the cat on a plane,
Speaker 6: some lady asked if if people can get feline aids,
Speaker 6: won't then I?
Speaker 5: And then I laughed at her, Yeah you can't.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: I was worried though, because the cat had had fleas,
Speaker 6: and the fleas had gotten on my ankles, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: certainly it can't be a healthy licksir Wow, But no,
Speaker 6: unaffected cats have their own thing.
Speaker 4: But couldn't cats get COVID just.
Speaker 2: Like I think the animals could?
Speaker 7: Think monkeys at the zoo get baxed before a lot
Speaker 7: of humans.
Speaker 2: Really, I think is that true.
Speaker 1: I don't know that like they tested it out.
Speaker 2: I know. I think like like monkeys at the zoo
Speaker 2: got the vaccine oh early, because they think has a
Speaker 2: great joke about it.
Speaker 7: Oh really, That's why I think it's okay.
Speaker 2: She seems like she would not lie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was maybe early on when everyone didn't know
Speaker 6: anything and we're all washing our lettuce with yes.
Speaker 2: Wiping down the cereal boxes, drinking hot liquids every twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: stick in your throat.
Speaker 6: That seems like a very three and a half years
Speaker 6: ago decision, Like before the people we gotta we gotta
Speaker 6: vaccinate all the monkeys and bats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. We'll see and then we'll see what
Speaker 1: happens to them. Then we'll hang back a little bit.
Speaker 4: I only.
Speaker 5: Testing for animals unless it's for makeup.
Speaker 4: Just get half.
Speaker 1: What a delightful drive around? Uh basically Greater Burbank?
Speaker 2: That was that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I had the best time. I'm so glad you let
Speaker 2: me do this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're a you're.
Speaker 5: A you're a nice, calming, fun presence.
Speaker 2: I've been screaming in your ears this whole time.
Speaker 4: Well, a other option do you have?
Speaker 5: You can't yell in my face. Do you like that
Speaker 5: that you can't see our faces?
Speaker 2: Kind of it's giving me like confessional, Right, I was just.
Speaker 4: Gonna say, I'm like the confessional priest comedy.
Speaker 5: No, but I was thinking it is. It is when
Speaker 5: you're deprived of that.
Speaker 6: I feel like our guests because I'm comparing it to
Speaker 6: the years of zoom podcasting. People look at people's ugly,
Speaker 6: looking at faces ugly or pretty. Uh, it makes you
Speaker 6: hold back.
Speaker 2: Also, yes, and that's a good date a piece of
Speaker 2: dating advice. Do something where you're like on a hike,
Speaker 2: or you're walking, or you're like you're moving and you're
Speaker 2: not just sitting across from someone staring into their eyes,
Speaker 2: because it's kind of antagonistic, right, and a.
Speaker 1: Lot of Yeah, that's idea.
Speaker 6: That's why they did that dating game show where they're
Speaker 6: in a booth and you don't even see them.
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, the blind date thing. Wait Bachelor, the original one,
Speaker 2: the dating game and there was a killer on it.
Speaker 1: Yes, there was Rodney Alcala and he won. He did win.
Speaker 5: Did you sorry to point?
Speaker 4: Very aggressive?
Speaker 2: Very aggressive?
Speaker 1: I pull.
Speaker 5: Mouth?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Was that on your other podcast?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, that was one of the first ones we did
Speaker 1: because it's so crazy and he's the worst, Like there's
Speaker 1: so many unsolved murders that they think he's responsible for,
Speaker 1: and he has pictures of lots of Oh no, is
Speaker 1: it youtubable?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Okay, it's all it's all been talked about a
Speaker 1: thousand times. Well, let's see if I can scrape in here.
Speaker 1: Do you think i'll fit?
Speaker 4: Well? Thanks for being on, Zach. Are you youtubable.
Speaker 2: Anywhere? At zach Nee Towers z A C H N
Speaker 2: O E T O W E R S.
Speaker 7: I think you've got You've got a lot of room.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's just a paranoid car.
Speaker 1: It's got to make noise what I like?
Speaker 2: Well, if anyone.
Speaker 1: This is how I got to know Zach Becuzach and
Speaker 1: I have been friends for a while now, but we
Speaker 1: met through our friend Jacob Tarney.
Speaker 2: We have to give him problems. Who's currently fondling my movie?
Speaker 4: Oh great, that's the third fondler. Yeah, oh that's great.
Speaker 1: And he's from the Canadian cult classic comedy letter Kenny
Speaker 1: and he's the director and he's on it. But we
Speaker 1: met and the way that my friend Jacob said, oh,
Speaker 1: you have to meet my friend Zach, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not up for new friends. I don't
Speaker 1: need any more friends. And he was like, just watch
Speaker 1: this show. And it's called Dating No Filter, Dating No Filter.
Speaker 1: It was on the E Channel and it was Zach
Speaker 1: and what was the Kelsey. So they were watching film
Speaker 1: footage of two people going on a blind date and
Speaker 1: then they're just sitting there making.
Speaker 5: It's so fun.
Speaker 2: And there's like a bunch of iterations on the show
Speaker 2: but like yes, and there was like an on the
Speaker 2: show itself.
Speaker 1: There were different combinations of two comedians, so just riffing
Speaker 1: on the footage that they were watching.
Speaker 2: But it's so funny, like in a way because I've
Speaker 2: written on a lot of.
Speaker 1: Like pilots and shows for E and they were never
Speaker 1: funny because they never let them be funny.
Speaker 2: And so watching the show, I was like I don't
Speaker 2: want to watch this.
Speaker 1: And then four seconds into what I was like, this
Speaker 1: is so hilarious, and Zach was the funniest one.
Speaker 4: Oh that's great. Yes, yeah, so I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 7: Upperclassmen just gave me a little.
Speaker 6: Nice yes, and then right then I slap all the
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