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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject my husband texted the wrong woman. Okay, got that.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it just a little bit. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: when you really made it. Error, okay and error. Right now,

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here. You hear him with today's praying

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Speaker 1: phone call. What ignorance do you have for us today? Nephew? Gotta,

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Speaker 1: I gotta for you. Certain we're going down to the church.

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Speaker 1: Hot chicks at the church? Oh no, lord chicks ch Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna do this to the Lord. Not. You're

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Speaker 1: not gonna continue to do it. Let's go. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Monica system. Monica please, who's calling?

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Speaker 1: This is Brother de Sean. I'm calling actually I'm a

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Speaker 1: member Greater Commissionary Baptist Church. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Calling you? Actually? About the offering? Now? Did you? I

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Speaker 1: know you paid your ties every Sunday? Okay, now you

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Speaker 1: paid a love offering as well? Right? Yes, okay, now

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Speaker 1: this past Sunday. Um, I'm looking at a check that

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Speaker 1: you left us with the bank, right right, I sure did.

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Speaker 1: I wrote check Sunday. Okay, Now, the check, ma'am was

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Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars. Am, I correct? Right? Right?

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Speaker 1: I wrote two checks for my ties and the Love Offering. Right,

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Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the Love Offering. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate

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Speaker 1: to be a bit of bad news, but you your

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Speaker 1: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.

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Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bound for

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Speaker 1: two Your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling

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Speaker 1: you about cooping the two fifth as well as you

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Speaker 1: know you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees.

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Speaker 1: Now I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for

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Speaker 1: a hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I don't see

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Speaker 1: to it that that that one bound. All I know

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Speaker 1: is the one that the Love Offering has bounced. What

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Speaker 1: did you put them in at the same time? Because

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Speaker 1: I wrote him at the same time. They all go

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Speaker 1: in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't put them in

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Speaker 1: at the same time. I've been putting them in for

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Speaker 1: the last two or three years. The problem is why

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Speaker 1: would people right there, brother Shaun, I was that. I

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Speaker 1: don't think it matters, and when I was there, man,

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Speaker 1: the problem is that I didn't put these checks in.

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to

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Speaker 1: the check knowing that they're gonna bound because a lot

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Speaker 1: of people right that well clear. Why the other one

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Speaker 1: didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough money for both

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Speaker 1: of them to clear. What did you say? Maybe you

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Speaker 1: didn't have enough money in the bank for both of

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Speaker 1: them to clip. And I don't understand why people right

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Speaker 1: in the bank at all my checks clear. I don't

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Speaker 1: write nor checks. Well, you wrote one on Sunday, and

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Speaker 1: that's the problem. How are you gonna try to give

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Speaker 1: a look? Wait a minute, I think you got me

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Speaker 1: confused with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks.

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Speaker 1: You didn't wrote to you. I'm trying to be nice

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Speaker 1: to you. When can we expect the two fifty plus

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Speaker 1: the thirty dollars so wears that's the bank fees, ma'am

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Speaker 1: for the doll gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce.

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Speaker 1: I don't check my bank. And if my check clear,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna pay me thirty dollars for calling me harassing

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Speaker 1: me bout a two hundred and fifty dollar check bounce.

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Speaker 1: I don't write no Why would you write check? What

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Speaker 1: you want to sit up in the church and write

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Speaker 1: these big number checks when you know you ain't got

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Speaker 1: it in the bank? I said, why would you write

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Speaker 1: these checks when the money ain't in Now, let me

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Speaker 1: tell you one thing. I don't write no bad checks.

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Speaker 1: And you got a lots calling me telling me my

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Speaker 1: check bounce. Y'all, check is the one that has bound.

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Speaker 1: And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,

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Speaker 1: you paid them, since you got all the money, And

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Speaker 1: don't call me with this again. Hello, don't you hang

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Speaker 1: up on me no more? When when don't we gonna

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Speaker 1: get this two fifty and this thirty dollars? Somebody from

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Speaker 1: the church, to my eye, wrote a bad check check.

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Speaker 1: I didn't write no bad Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Why the treaser don't call me at church? The tras

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Speaker 1: is best. I ain't never know the deacon called nobody

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Speaker 1: about no bad check. You're fully thank you you got

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Speaker 1: the money I ain't got Who in hell is that

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Speaker 1: We're both going to the same church and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: call me to my I wrote a bad check. You

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Speaker 1: don't you call me no more? And if the check bads,

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Speaker 1: you paid? Okay, keep passed to know you're talking like this,

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Speaker 1: pass to know you're calling me? Can you ask for that? Look?

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Speaker 1: When are we gonna get this? Two eight dollars is

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Speaker 1: what we're looking for from you? I wrote a check

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Speaker 1: for two fifties and not get to eight. It you

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Speaker 1: put the thirty dollars with it? Put two fifty in there.

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Speaker 1: It bounced. Thirty dollars cost us on bank fees. That's

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Speaker 1: to eighty. Where can the church expect their money? Never?

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Speaker 1: Not no to eight? You will never get to eight.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your and my check

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Speaker 1: in what I'm gonna do? What You're gonna make me?

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Speaker 1: Come by your house and get this money? Bring it?

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Speaker 1: Bring it? Bring it? What is the address on this check? Check?

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Speaker 1: I got it off the check. Bring. I bet you

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Speaker 1: you'll be living back and I'm watching you. You bet

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Speaker 1: not be spending no money nowhere. You bet not spend

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Speaker 1: nothing until I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever.

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Speaker 1: I want to know, you know what I am. And

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Speaker 1: you don't call me no more with this because my

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Speaker 1: check did not bounce. I don't see how one check

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Speaker 1: went through and the other bound. Let me say this

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Speaker 1: to you, we cannot accept you back into the House

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Speaker 1: of the Lord no more until you are not don't

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Speaker 1: you come in and Sunday until we get coming in

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Speaker 1: because you the person I want to see you go.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna call the pastor right now

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Speaker 1: and asked him because I don't believe my check bounce.

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Speaker 1: You fully, let me say this, before you called pastor

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Speaker 1: I got. No, I'm a called pastor. No, you should

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Speaker 1: have talked with pastor before you call me with this information.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say. You

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Speaker 1: me with this I'm talking about. I bounced a check.

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Speaker 1: You should have went to pastor before you call me

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Speaker 1: with you. I tall pastor one I got, But I

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Speaker 1: got one more thing to say before I leave that

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Speaker 1: What do you have to say now that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: pay the check? This is Nephew Timing from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning show. You just got pranked by your girlfrid

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Speaker 1: What did you say, baby? This is what did you say?

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Speaker 1: I'd say, this is nephew time me baby brother Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. Until your girlfriend has pranked you, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: beat that. She just left him. Fr Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you one more thing, though, baby, what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land, the Steve Harvey. Everybody's done it. Now,

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Speaker 1: everybody's written a hot check to the They haven't. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: everybody stop. You've written wanted it didn't it didn't go through.

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Speaker 1: You know you didn't done that. We need to get

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Speaker 1: y'all black card because church. Yeah, the Lord, Now I

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Speaker 1: I've done that. Yeah, Lord knows. You didn't have not deliberately.

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Speaker 1: You know, it just happens. But you know what, what

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Speaker 1: do you amaze me? Back in the day is the

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Speaker 1: church for some reason, I don't know how they get

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Speaker 1: They get them check clear Monday morning, that fast. It

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Speaker 1: just it goes through any other check tape to Windy.

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Speaker 1: They prey on it, go right to the bank with

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Speaker 1: the right Yes they do. That's that's one beaker's job.

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Speaker 1: Your job is Monday morning. Get these checks down there

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Speaker 1: to that bank. That's your job. That's right, that's right.

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Speaker 1: When offering to me Ja and Jr. We think about

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Speaker 1: open up a zoom mission every Baptist. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: the preacher will I will I will preach. Well, we've

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Speaker 1: got three different preachers, equal opportunity centers. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to preach every Sunday. You don't have to worry about it.

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Speaker 1: Everything to time. We can do comedy, we can preach. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's the same level, straight, same level. All right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Have you coming up next Strawberry letters, subject my husband

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Speaker 1: texted the wrong woman. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.