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Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,

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Speaker 1: come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: blessing business all day every day. God got hundreds of

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Speaker 1: I want God's blessings. You know, of course I need

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Speaker 1: What happens when you get off track? What is that?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? When you get off track? See,

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Speaker 1: I've been off track. I can't tell you how many times,

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Speaker 1: But but what is it that makes getting off track

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Speaker 1: Because see, people, when you get off track, here's some

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Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies and gentlemen. Here is Steve Robbing Morning

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Speaker 1: show in your mouth? Do it, Steve? Are you doing

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Speaker 1: looking real good today? Calling for good morning work, handing

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Speaker 1: feeling you feel it? I feel it. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: put that Christmas tree up? Ye? Oh? What Christmas tree pitch?

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Speaker 1: Are you so young? So I would lowed with that?

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Speaker 1: over right now, you say, kid, you're not man. It

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Speaker 1: steems from my whole childhood. Man, I love Christmas. It

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Speaker 1: Who that the hustling begins? That was your first car.

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Speaker 1: hook slide with it? Yeah? What what plastic week? Yes,

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Speaker 1: right after this. Who you gotta go card? You're listening

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Speaker 1: open multiple packages? Just damn gift man. Put the tearing

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Speaker 1: that paper next year, I know. And my mom wrapped

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Speaker 1: Oh yes she could. It looked just like it did

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Speaker 1: at the at the department stores. My mom could wrap. Yeah, man, girl,

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Speaker 1: the tape recorder. Yes, oh, I got a sting rewind

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what happened? What you pressed? Play and record it?

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Speaker 1: Get it done? Yes, yes, my mama got me mine

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Speaker 1: what you got macrimatine. But some people don't put a

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Speaker 1: all right, buy me no spank shirt. Why why would

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Speaker 1: you buy me? You know, a form fitting shirt? What

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Speaker 1: If I see time me to take your shirt, I

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Speaker 1: if you put one of them shirts on, Steve, it

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Speaker 1: don't need the cupon. You don't want the gift card? No, no,

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Speaker 1: looking at people. Yeah, you ain't got no hap to

419
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:19,479
Speaker 1: use it for your mustache case. Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell

420
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: you what. I know. I'm sicking, but I tell you

421
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: people like to make fun of your situations and stuff.

422
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: And I know I have six said. But what I

423
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: don't want for criminal is a bag of seleu. I

424
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: don't want the bag of suhydra. Yeah. They think i'll

425
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: be but it's Christmas. I ain't in the hospital. I

426
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: we're in the living room. I don't want the bag

427
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: of s. I would report you first because you stole it.

428
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: You know you're the one. I don't like people. I

429
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: know you like cigars. And I found these here. They

430
00:33:54,880 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: had these cohebers for six dollars about uncle hobby hobbies.

431
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: Those all come here. No, man, no, look that that

432
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: ain't the right label. Yeah, the ask dayco hebers. I asked,

433
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: what about you supposed to go? They bring your box

434
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: of black and Mile did something. I had that too,

435
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 1: I've had that'll make you sick. They brought me a

436
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: pack of big lighters one time. He always looking for

437
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: a light, and here's a light, and here's a pack up.

438
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: Break come long it take for a big to light

439
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: a sick off man. Thank you. All right, Well, we'll

440
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harby Morning Show

441
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: coming up at twenty after the hour you're listening Steve

442
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay is here because we're

443
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: so in the Christmas spirit. Jay, and here you go.

444
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: You knew what I was when you hire. Let's try

445
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: and exercise. Wait, let's try and exercise. Let's try this.

446
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: Shirley huh. Merry Christmas, Happy holiday, so sweet. Thank you, Carla.

447
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you and your family.

448
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: Please get big hug for me. You know that's the

449
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 1: same with charity. Thank you, Tommy, Happy holidays, Merry Christmas,

450
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, prosperous new Year. Tell Tash and

451
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: and uh and Tasha, I said, big Merry Christmas from

452
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: uncle Tommy over here. Okay, tell them now will you

453
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: tell the Miles children the same thing, Jordan, Sydney Trey

454
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: your wife, tell everybody happy holiday. Yeah, we'll do. Happy holidays,

455
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Time. We've gotten through another year together. Were family,

456
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: were family, and and thank you so much. I mean,

457
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: you know you've been such an inspiration to us all

458
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: this year with your TV show and everything. What a

459
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 1: blessing you know. I'm just so happy for you and

460
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: happy you know, new year to you and make it.

461
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: May it be even more prosperous. Please give her a

462
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: next to my love. Please I will, and please you

463
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: do the same with Jackie with her beautiful self. Yes, loving,

464
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 1: I'm selling the Christmas spirit. May be right back to

465
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: eating up Jay's segment. Come on on, the son is

466
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: dedicated to out there. There's gotta be somebody somewhere who

467
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: wishes someone I loved one, a friend, a relative, whatever,

468
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: which is leave their house for Christmas. I don't care,

469
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: and I'm so please be goneus. I beg you see

470
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: you're done. I have my head a damn James, that's it.

471
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: You sound so depressed. While you were saying you're a

472
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: mean one, mister Grench, I mean one, mister gone yeah,

473
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm gone. The words somebody would ride with, somebody's hither

474
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: and they turn that up. They just the words turned it.

475
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: Please come home for Christmas, not be gone. All right,

476
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

477
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: Show right after. You're listening to the Steven Show. All right,

478
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because

479
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: we wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is

480
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: here with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus, things that

481
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: you need to have in mind after the break up.

482
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: Most most of it is for fellas is because when

483
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 1: we take a break off hard, it's ugly. It's ugly

484
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: out there. Now. These are things from Steve Harvey's break

485
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: Up Handbook, how to act when you break up? All right, now,

486
00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: here's rule number one. You are allowed only one drunk

487
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: die you know how you call him up when you drunk?

488
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: You only get the one. And it sounds like something

489
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: like this, Hello is me? You know who me is?

490
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: Don't play with me? You know who me? Don't play

491
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: with my emotions? Who is me? You know you? You

492
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: you know who me is? I mean you get one,

493
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: get one of them, all right now, here's the next rule.

494
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex

495
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: just because you see that car parked outside the club,

496
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: the restaurant or church down who you can't do that?

497
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: Show we broke up. I can't go in there. Need

498
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: you can. No, you can't roll up on them. No,

499
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: I got something with church later on. But just stay

500
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: that stay out right, you girl. Can't roll up on them.

501
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: Oh that she is, I'm gonna go in now. Oh

502
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: that he is, I'm going in there. You can't do that,

503
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: call okay, allegedly, all right. Next one, y'all's favorite spot.

504
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: It's off limits to both parties for at least foe months.

505
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: Tell anybody else over there at least month. Here's another one. Okay,

506
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.

507
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: You can listen to it, you can cry to it,

508
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: you playing over and over, but you can't send it.

509
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to move on and I'm killing he

510
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: Now listen to you and you all y'all stuff? Huh.

511
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: All possessions is collected at one time and one time on.

512
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parties.

513
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: Like you ain't keep coming over here looking for stuff

514
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: that you can't keep coming back over here. I gott

515
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,439
Speaker 1: coming to you in the closet looking for your tank top.

516
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: You hit a big one right here. Nobody is allowed

517
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: to talk to each other's mama's friends with your mamma,

518
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:03,479
Speaker 1: and you can't be friends with mama come home. Yeah,

519
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: at least that's a good one, Steve. I like he

520
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: was trying to pick up some greens and you and

521
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: hit talking rolling your ass when I walk into the dough. Yeah.

522
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: Here's the next one. Yeah, all parties. She find a

523
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: new church home. Yes, but yeahfinitely. Yeah, we can't work.

524
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 1: I love cost Wicket. All your friends should be divided

525
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: up equally, except the ones you hate. You can have him.

526
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: Here's another. No posting of nude pictures. Yeah, yeah, you know,

527
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: like Hernicket or him dressed up like the damn Easter,

528
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: but the private what about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna

529
00:42:54,640 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: finish this one old naked picture all right, Well, nephew,

530
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: tell me has a prank fall coming up and we'll

531
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: finish out seas break up rules. Right after this. You're

532
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the

533
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's

534
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. Right now the nephews here though, Yeah,

535
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Now?

536
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: Brand spanking new this one. It's called cripple cask. If

537
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: three people pass and they can, you know, the family

538
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: might not have enough money fall them cass just one cat.

539
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: Cripple can three people one cat? We finish the concept. Okay,

540
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: this can work. Take some money. They can listen Jenk's mortuary.

541
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: This is can help you. Hey, how are you doing?

542
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: How you calping? How are you doing? My name is

543
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 1: Brandon man or Brandon Giles. Uh, I'm calling. We've got

544
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 1: somebody that pass Actually three people we start passed away.

545
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: I thank you for that, man. It was kind of expected,

546
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 1: so you know, it wasn't something that caught us off guard.

547
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: But you know, but all in all, you know, we're

548
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: still grieving about losing our loved ones. But but I

549
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: wanted to give you all a call. We're trying to

550
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: um pick a particular funeral home on who we want

551
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: to um take care of. Yes, yes, sir, yes sir, okay,

552
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:33,959
Speaker 1: I can definitely help you with that. And uh, once again,

553
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: I just want to you know, just let you know

554
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: that we can pretty much do the whole game. That

555
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: we can make sure that your need to take them

556
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: from you know, from from now on. Um, we're here

557
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: for you. Santed to get that out. What is your

558
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: main need? You said, three people? Sir, Yes, yes, yes,

559
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys

560
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: customize caskets? Yes, we do, goal plating, uh, engraving. We

561
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: even have a new thing where we can put the

562
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: picture of the person on the outside like a semi

563
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: gloss coating. We have a couple of hours. Yeah, I

564
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: don't I don't need that all. No goal or nothing

565
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: like that. Listen, listen what I want to do. Is

566
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 1: it any way that you could maybe uh customize a

567
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: casket that can accommodate three people? Um uh yes, like

568
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: we we can. We can customize each individual casket for

569
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: each individual. No, no, no, no, Calvin, that didn't want

570
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: to ask. What I'm saying is if I want to

571
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: like like I like I said, my could they was

572
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: all close. You know, I don't have a problem with

573
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 1: all three of them being in the same casket. I

574
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: get you. Um uh you know, to my knowledge is

575
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: as far as I've been in this business, I've never Uh,

576
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure we can actually do that. I mean,

577
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, what's the problem if we can

578
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: get them all in there and you will serve I mean,

579
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: I think that's a I don't even think if for one,

580
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: it's legal in this state or any state, three people

581
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: in one casket, um and ethics wise, I uh, that's

582
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: not really something that How can I say that we

583
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: actually you know, but if you customizing a casket, Calvin,

584
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: then you ought to be able to put as many

585
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: people in there, if you make it deep enough and

586
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,479
Speaker 1: wide enough. Ought to be to get three people in there. Right. Well,

587
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 1: the customization is is the outer side of the casket

588
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: and maybe you know some people uh even put TV

589
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: screens on the inside or some of their their their

590
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: loved ones, memorable momentums. We customize it for that, you know. Colorwise?

591
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: Uh so what about when and when is a person real? Big? Uh?

592
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: You know, haven't said person? You know? You got to

593
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: have a cast that's can accommodate them, right, yes, But okay,

594
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: so so you ought to be to put you ought

595
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: to be able to put three people in one casket

596
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: if they can fit. If you put two one way,

597
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: in one the other other way. Then you ought to

598
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: be to have all three of them in there at

599
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: one time. Um, is there anybody else around you and

600
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: your family that can help talk with me about this?

601
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking right now. I'm trying to get I'm trying

602
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: to accommodate my cousins and get them straight. And I'm

603
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: asking you can we get them in a casket that

604
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: one casket that can accommodate three people. If you put

605
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: two pillars on money in one pillars, that's not something

606
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: we're really that ain't just used to doing, Calvin. But

607
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: I'm calling you telling you that's the way I want

608
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: this customize. Man. All right, brother, look brother, brother, just

609
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: just chill out with customs, all right. So we're trying

610
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 1: to get three people. Yeah, I have a standard plan.

611
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: It'll be a low end standard plan for three individual caskets.

612
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 1: We ain't gotta we all have enough money for three

613
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 1: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room

614
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: for one casket. We we just need to big enough, man,

615
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: so you could get everybody in there. Close the dope.

616
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not I don't want to go

617
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 1: back and forth with you, sir, I know this is

618
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: a time, then go. You ain't gonna go back and

619
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: forth with me building to our knees. I can bury

620
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: my family. I don't really know what to tell you, sir,

621
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: but I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to

622
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: Won't you tell me you're gonna get three people in

623
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: the casket looking good? We cannot do that. You houling that. Man,

624
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm the one going through bereathing. I understand that. But

625
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: you are, you're, you're you use the foul language. We

626
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: can't do it. Brother, you hear me. No, that's no

627
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 1: hold on my cousin. Them said they wanted to be No, sir,

628
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: no we can okay. Look I'm look hey, man, y'all

629
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: gonna bury these three people and you're gonna put all

630
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: three of them in the same day. Asking man, now,

631
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: two on one on one end and one on the other.

632
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: One man, sir, if you're drinking, just stop. Ain't nobody

633
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Man, Let me say this

634
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: to you. Your name Calvin, right, Yes, yes it is okay,

635
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: so cal Calvin, let me say this to you. Either

636
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: y'all gonna bury my cousin is the way I want it.

637
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: Or Calvin, you're gonna get your book who you're talking to.

638
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: That's what's going now. Now, now that's it, right there, sir.

639
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: I've been trying to be as professional as I can

640
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: this whole conversation. It's as crazy as it is. But

641
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: now I ain't nothing crazy about no, no, no, no no.

642
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: I told you I want you to bury my cousin.

643
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: Come on down here. I got someplace to put your

644
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: body and your cousin's body. How about that? Huh? Yeah?

645
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: Because you you know you don't you don't sound too

646
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: damn confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin. I'm gonna

647
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right now,

648
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: this ain't the place and I'm not the one you

649
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: will be in the ground messing with us. Matter fact,

650
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: if you come here, I'm you up. How about that? Okay, Calvin? Okay, Calvin,

651
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Calvin, me and Tommy gonna

652
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: be down there to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.

653
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: Who it's Tommy? Huh? This is nephew Timmy from the

654
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby, you just got Frank Calvin. Yo,

655
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: y'all have me whip somebody. Hell, y'all, I just want

656
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: to love Reginald. That works. Yes, I'm gonna. I'm gonna Reggie.

657
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: You bet watch with you drink you bet watch with

658
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: your team. I'm on your to revenge. N Hey, Calvin,

659
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: give me this, man, what's the baddest and I mean

660
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you know

661
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all, y'all

662
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: got got me? Ya got me, y'all, ain't with me.

663
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 1: But I'm just like two bodies this boy, one body

664
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 1: this way, hand to flip three different pillars. We work

665
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: that thing. Yeah, well, you're probably gonna need ten, Jay,

666
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna need five on each side. But you

667
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: saved some money. Jay Dolly. It's like like Casker bunk

668
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: beds for three people. All right, I got a beat idea.

669
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: Go ahead, let me just put them in their fold.

670
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, nev up. Next is my Strawberry Letter for

671
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: it today. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

672
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. If

673
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex,

674
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 1: on parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey f M and click submit Strawberry letter, and

676
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 1: we could be reading your letter live on the air

677
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: and helping you out, just like we're gonna do for

678
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: this person. Buggle up, hold on tight, we got it

679
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: for you. I dish at all all right subject one big,

680
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: happy family or nothing at all. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've

681
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: been dating a man for three years and we get

682
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: alone great. We've talked about getting married, but we have

683
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: to work out a few kinks first. Both of us

684
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 1: have teenage kids from previous relationships, and I spend a

685
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 1: lot of time with his kids every other weekend. He

686
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: is always around my kids because I have sole custody

687
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: of them. We always joke about his kids like hanging out.

688
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: Excuse me, We always joke about how his kids like

689
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: hanging out with me more than him. If I am

690
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: doing something for my kids, I include his kids. I

691
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: buy them gifts for birthdays, Christmas, or just because I

692
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: buy them gifts, and there's no separation to me. But

693
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: over the weekend I had the strangest conversation with my

694
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: boyfriend about the kids. He told me that this Christmas

695
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,439
Speaker 1: he plans to focus more on his kids and spend

696
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 1: quality time with them alone during the holidays. I was

697
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: shocked to hear this. Over the years, he's been good

698
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: to my kids, but I do see a difference in

699
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: how he treats them and how he treats his own kids.

700
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 1: My kids love him, so I never make a big

701
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: deal out of it. The fact that he is trying

702
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: to make a big distinction between the kids really hurts

703
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: my feelings. Blended families are tricky and we've been trying

704
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: to make it work, but this was a harsh reality check.

705
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,800
Speaker 1: My kids come first, but I'm able to love his

706
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: kids as my own. Now I have doubts about marriage.

707
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: Am I overthinking this? Stephen Shirley? What do you think? No,

708
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: you are not overthinking anything. I say what you see

709
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: and what you know, because when people show you, and

710
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: in this case, tell you who they are, please believe them.

711
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 1: I mean, Okay, let's look at the facts. This man

712
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: that you've been with for three years told you that

713
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: this Christmas he just wants to spend quality time with

714
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 1: his kids alone during the holidays. What else do you

715
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: need to hear. It's the holidays, That's the time when

716
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 1: you and your man and kids. You know, you guys

717
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: are supposed to spend family time together, not apart. So again,

718
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: what else is it that you need to hear? I mean,

719
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be with you, and he doesn't

720
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: want to be with you and your kids for Christmas? Okay,

721
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: In this relationship, you're all in. You are just everything.

722
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: In this relationship, you have accepted as teenage kids. You

723
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,399
Speaker 1: spend a lot of time with them, You remember their

724
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: birthdays and other special occasions. You buy them gifts and stuff. He,

725
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,479
Speaker 1: on the other hand, makes a difference between his kids

726
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 1: and your kids, and you're right. In order for a

727
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: blended family to work, you have to show love to everyone,

728
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: even if in your heart you love your own kids more.

729
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: And I think that's pretty normal to feel that way.

730
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 1: You have a special bond with your kids, you carried

731
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: them and all of that. But you know you're fair

732
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: and loving on the outside. But your man is not

733
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: doing that and he's not trying to hide it. Even

734
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,919
Speaker 1: though you say your kids love him and you haven't

735
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: made a big deal out of it, it is a

736
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: big deal because he sounds like he has checked out

737
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: of this relationship and on his way out of this relationship.

738
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 1: Someone who's thinking of marriage, of marrying you, would not

739
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 1: want to be without you on this Christmas. Okay, sounds

740
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: like he's gonna be with someone else. Steve, Well, Shirley,

741
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 1: I have to agree with you now. So here we go.

742
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: This lady been dating this man for three years, everything

743
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 1: going great, talked about getting married, but they need to

744
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: work out some kinks. You know, both of them got kids.

745
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: He spends a lot of time and he's always around

746
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: the kids because she got soul custody of them. We

747
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: joke about how his kid is like hanging out with

748
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: me more than him. And then you know, if I'm

749
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: doing something for my kids, I include his kids. I

750
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: buy him gifts for birthdays, Christmas, everything, no separation to me.

751
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 1: But over the weekend he had a little conversation with

752
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 1: my boyfriend about the kids. He told me, he say

753
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: this Christmas, he playing it on, focusing more on his kids,

754
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: spend quality time with them alone during the holidays. I

755
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 1: was shocked to hear this. Over the years, he's been

756
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: good to my kids, but I do see a difference

757
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: in how he treats them and how he treats his

758
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: own kids. My kids love him so I never made

759
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: a big deal out of the fact that he's trying

760
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: to make a big distinction between the kids. Really hurt

761
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: my feelings. Then the families are tricky, Yes they are,

762
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: and I've been trying to make it work, but this

763
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: is a harsh reality check. My kids come first, but

764
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: I'm able to love his kids as my own. Now

765
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: I have doubts about marriage. I'm overthinking this. I think

766
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: you all got to sit down and have a conversation.

767
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: Something is happening where he's feeling like he's obviously not

768
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: paying close enough attention to his own kids. So he

769
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: decided this year he goes spend times with his kids alone.

770
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: Somebody that said something to him. He didn't come to

771
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:13,399
Speaker 1: this conclusion on his own. Somebody said something to him.

772
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: Somebody said, you know what the kids feel like, you

773
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: just treat everybody better than them. They come up and

774
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: they feel like you'll step child. Somebody fed this information

775
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: to him. All one of the kids said something to him.

776
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: That's the only reason for he just suddenly go like this.

777
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: So he's trying to prove that that's not true. So

778
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: he gonna be spending a lot of time with just

779
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: his kids alone on Christmas and he's been with her

780
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: for three years. Yeah, I don't know how he thinks

781
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: that's gonna Yeah, he been not later, he been not

782
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: say that nobody didn't lay down. He's been a mess

783
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: the kids and then lay down. He can't go to

784
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: sleep in that house. I can't make that statement. And

785
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: didn't go get into bed and starts snow. No, that's

786
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: been to being a temp on your life. But that

787
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: was kind of cold though. I mean, yeah, he plans

788
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: to focus more on his kids and spend quality time

789
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: with them alone during the holiday. Word. Oh all right, Steve,

790
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: we'll hang on. Part two of your answer is coming up. Um,

791
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: we'll take a short break here and come back at

792
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hours. Subject one big happy family

793
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 1: or nothing at all. You're listening, all right, Steve U.

794
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: This letter is crazy. Let's recap subject one big happy

795
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,919
Speaker 1: family or nothing at all. Well, it looked like nothing

796
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: at all because he wanted to spend this holiday with

797
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: his kids, spend more time with his kids alone. That's

798
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: time of making your kids have happy Christmases. And my

799
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: kids over here they nipt stuck out. Now we're not

800
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: gonna do that this year, Michelle. I want you to

801
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: be the wife asking me why we can't have this

802
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 1: Christmas together, and you're gonna be repeatedly keep asking me

803
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: about this Christmas, and I would keep giving you different

804
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: beas Okay, Well, honey, um, I'm so happy the holidays

805
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,479
Speaker 1: are here. I can't wait to spend Christmas with you. Well,

806
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: you know, I wish I could say the same. Well,

807
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: what do you mean we are spending it together, aren't we? Well,

808
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: you know, we're gonna spend it together, but it's gonna

809
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: be separate. But separate is not together. Honey, We're gonna

810
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: spend Christmas together, right, you, me and the kid. Hold on,

811
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: what kids you talking about? I'm talking about our kids,

812
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: my kids and your kids. No, no, no, not so

813
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: your kids a your kid, my kid, Me and my

814
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: kids gonna spend this holiday together and alone. But honey,

815
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: we're together. You know, we're We've been dating for it

816
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: three years now, and y'all this all this is important

817
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: to you. Yes, and I thought it was important to

818
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: you that we be together, But not like this though,

819
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: you talking about all the time I'm talking about during

820
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: the holidays. Yes, honey, I've planned stuff, I've cooked, I've

821
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: invited people over all of that, you know, one big

822
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: happy family. Well, I don't you know, baby, damn you know.

823
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 1: You don't ask me nothing. Well, we've we've been together

824
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 1: for three years. It's kind of a given that we

825
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: spend the holidays together. Yeah, but you ain't. You ain't like,

826
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 1: did nothing special for the holidays. I've been out here

827
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: lyned people up. So we make our move, make our move.

828
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna just be together. We put

829
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: the Christmas tree up and did the decorations and everything.

830
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: Who all hell put your Christmas tree up? Did he? Well?

831
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: The kids? Yeah, ain't nobody help but the talk kids.

832
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: You don't know what they name kid couldn't help out?

833
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: So where ain't nobody helped? But the talk excuse me? Aside?

834
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: There's an aside, Honey, what did you say? Nephews aren't

835
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 1: worry about hike though even the letter, if I go on,

836
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: they just did. But the shop kids is what is

837
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: they doing? I don't know what the shop kids they

838
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: put all ornaments on the bottom of the tree, and

839
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: they put your skirt round and the shot kids water.

840
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: We got plenty for shop people to do round. Somebody

841
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: got to plug it up every night yeah't that way.

842
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: You ain't got to being over you. It ain't nothing shot,

843
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 1: work ain't nothing for you. Well, honey, and the tree

844
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: looks so beautiful. I'm so grateful and I just wanted

845
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 1: to spend it together, you know, you mean us together.

846
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: And they hang these balls on the bottom of that

847
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 1: tree too. I like, I like treat balls at the

848
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 1: bottom of the tree. Okay, ornaments, yes, yeah, them ornaments,

849
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 1: But the balls though, I don't like Christmas ornaments as others,

850
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:59,439
Speaker 1: you know, acorn Christmas tree? Can I just like ball

851
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: like angels don't look like angel What about the lights

852
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: that makes the tree look so pretty? Yeah? Yeah, you

853
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: gotta hear lights that ornament you made in school and

854
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 1: brought home. But it doesn't matter what's on the tree

855
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: is just as long as we're together, honey, and I

856
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: want to be together for this Christmas? Well, baby, ain't

857
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 1: that ain't no more? Well? Why not? I mean, what's

858
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: the problem? No, see, you know you just trying to

859
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: make this something else. I'm trying to make this something else.

860
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 1: I haven't told you that. Don't holler, don't that's why

861
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: right here, you don't need to yell at me. You

862
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,959
Speaker 1: can't hear. I can hear just fine. I just can't

863
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: hear just fine when you can be by yourself. But

864
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna be there. How about that? That's alone, and

865
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 1: then we're gonna be the it's my house too, yes,

866
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: clap back? What are you talking about? I don't pay

867
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: the mortgage and never will, but it's my house. I

868
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: don't know who told you that. I told myself that

869
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: when we when we first started living together. Oh well,

870
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get a restraint and order on you.

871
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: Oh that works both ways. I can get one on

872
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: you too, you know. But we're gonna be together. Saint California,

873
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 1: this califod Oh you try and do me. Oh, we're

874
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 1: gonna be together. Well you want to be right, Cliff?

875
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: What what you do? You and I'm gonna do you?

876
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: Never probably had the best prinsple we ever hate? No,

877
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. It's not gonna go down

878
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: like that. We've been together for three years. We've always

879
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: spent Christmas together. We're gonna be together this Christmas, whether

880
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:53,479
Speaker 1: you like it or not. When you cook, fight whoever

881
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: you when we ain't gonna make it to vote, We

882
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it too. Do you have someone else?

883
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: Do I have someone? You hired me? Because why wouldn't

884
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: you want to spend it with me? You've been spending

885
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: Christmas with me all of a sudden, Oh so you

886
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: want folk? Christmas is in the road. Here we go.

887
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 1: We'll be together. We're gonna be together, all right, today's

888
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 1: strawberry letter. We gotta get out of here, Steve. That's right.

889
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships and work and sex

890
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 1: and all that, just go to Steve Harvey. F M.

891
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: You're listening to the stew Well, guys, tis the season

892
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 1: for partying. You know, there's all kinds of holiday parties

893
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: going on. However, the guys are here to warm up

894
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 1: your holiday drunk rules. Are you ready? Come on? Will

895
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: read one off? And what I need y'all to do

896
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 1: is demonstrate that type of drunk I'm talking about the

897
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 1: first one the woe was crying drunk. I don't every

898
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: time I come over here, y'all act like y'all mean, yeah,

899
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm coming every year, fridgy Way and Anty Way, don't

900
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: you I'm coming and you'll never have me. I ain't

901
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: coming next year. I don't like no, y'all know how

902
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 1: a way really easy. Listened to me. You ain't gonna

903
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 1: he cried, Now, ye man, is not y'all father. I

904
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 1: didn't want to tell you that. What you fought in

905
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 1: you are a note on your job. The next one.

906
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: Here we go, Steve, you got it. Here we go

907
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: the start of fight. Drunk talk trash. Oh that's a

908
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 1: big one. Go ahead, you got it? What who got

909
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: to why? I got to open my gear first? I

910
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: was last year that the fight. Yeah, I'm not opening

911
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 1: my gift for first for this year. First for last year,

912
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: I was the first. I want to be the first

913
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: this year. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

914
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 1: Get your hand off the box, gift podcast that box

915
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm gonna bush you and your eyes water

916
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:59,520
Speaker 1: got don't you can ask gift for Chrismoth? What? I

917
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: don't care if it's you can fight on they were

918
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 1: they were fighting the mangel what they don't never make

919
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: no sense? All right, here we go it for you.

920
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: This is doing This is the intellectual drunk. There we go.

921
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 1: Give me that. Come on, when the stars is landing

922
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 1: up in the sky for the galaxy and universe, you're

923
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:44,959
Speaker 1: spitting around, that's all right, more of this crazy ignorant show.

924
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to

925
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time as

926
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 1: promised for All I said was so elas. It's very simple.

927
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 1: But if you if you're in a relationship or been

928
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 1: in the relationship, there's things that you have said, just

929
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 1: little statements. Next thing you know, you're a full blown argument,

930
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,720
Speaker 1: just just out of nowhere or like all I said

931
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: was all I said was what would I do with

932
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 1: the money if I want the lottery m And I said,

933
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: you know I said this, I say that. Then all

934
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm We're in an argument. We have

935
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:30,640
Speaker 1: a full argument. O't make believe money? You know what

936
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying right now, I'm time. You know what I'm

937
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 1: timeing to. You have been the junior? Yeah? Been there?

938
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: Still in there? Something? You know? All I said was,

939
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: you know, if I ever meet Beyonce? Right well, she

940
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 1: knew the rest of the statement. And I mean it,

941
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: that's if I met Beyonce, Hey, you know she allowed

942
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: me to date husband. I see, tell me you got

943
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,639
Speaker 1: what you want to know? What I said, John, All?

944
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: I said, who my girlfriend husband? Be tripping. That's all

945
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: I said, Jay, my girlfriend husband be tripping, That's all

946
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,760
Speaker 1: I see. All right. I was on the phone the

947
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,599
Speaker 1: other day, just you know, my girlfriend, just talking. All

948
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:30,840
Speaker 1: I said was because it was just the two of us. Yeah,

949
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 1: I didn't know Nesto was in the house. All I

950
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:39,519
Speaker 1: said was Morgan Freeman could get it. You know, I

951
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 1: don't even talk like that. That was with my girls,

952
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:45,519
Speaker 1: you know, just talking. Oh man, the argument that has

953
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You know I didn't say it so much.

954
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: Just pick one up. See. You know all I said

955
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 1: one time one you know, she made me something. I

956
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 1: just said. You know, when my mama baked it, she

957
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 1: baked it a different got to do it. Yeah, yea.

958
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 1: And when you talk about cooking and stuff like that,

959
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 1: you don't look over here at me. Okay, everybody glanced

960
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:20,760
Speaker 1: everybody whatever's food, we always look at you. I don't

961
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 1: know why, man, I mean little simple things. It started,

962
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 1: you know, like it. All I said was if we

963
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,639
Speaker 1: weren't together, x y Z one of your girlfriends, who

964
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,160
Speaker 1: did I get with? You know that's how I s

965
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 1: not together? Yeah, if we were together, I get well,

966
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:41,760
Speaker 1: you know you're dead. You hit dad and we weren't together. Ye,

967
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: you're a dead man. You can't really say nothing about

968
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 1: their body. No, you can't. I didn't want I did.

969
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,839
Speaker 1: I said something one time, I said, why her dressed

970
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 1: so tight? You know? Man like he was on my

971
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:06,959
Speaker 1: damn right right? Okay, okay, all I said, if she pregnant,

972
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 1: it's a possibility, you know. I'm just if she's pregnant, Wow,

973
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: I can't you want to Maybe maybe I had to

974
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,920
Speaker 1: give my car key statement. I walked in the room

975
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 1: one time, she laying down on the bed trying to

976
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 1: put the pants on. I said, that's how we got

977
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:42,679
Speaker 1: to do it now. Yeah, yeah, we walked. We walked

978
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 1: into this restaurant one time. All I said was me

979
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 1: and my exes to come here all the time. And

980
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 1: then it helped it the gas brown you back again.

981
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:07,800
Speaker 1: I can't nobody, I can't, no nor I'm talking. So

982
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 1: what size you were? Now, I'll just what side you were?

983
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:33,560
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Kanye West, jay Z,

984
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 1: and Beyonce are the top earning artists of twenty nineteen.

985
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: This is according to Forbes. Forbes has published its annual ranking,

986
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 1: with Kanye sitting at number two. With one hundred and

987
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:49,000
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars. Right behind wow, yeah yeah, right behind

988
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,679
Speaker 1: you is his big brother jay Z and his wife Beyonce.

989
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,280
Speaker 1: They each brought in eighty one million. Yeazy still has

990
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 1: a way to go if he wants to hit the

991
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:59,760
Speaker 1: number one spot. Taylor Swift has one hundred and eighty

992
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:03,040
Speaker 1: five five million and earnings. That's thanks to him. Yeah

993
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,800
Speaker 1: really he Yeah, you're right, and it took his hands

994
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 1: up there and snatched that award from she'd probably be

995
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:15,799
Speaker 1: number ten. So West or what Kanye can take credit

996
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,559
Speaker 1: for Taylor Swift? Correct? Yeah, she's talented, don't get me wrong.

997
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, but thank you for that, k Yeah.

998
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 1: Other names on the list include Drake at number eight

999
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:30,439
Speaker 1: and Rihanna at number eleven. So there you got Rihanna.

1000
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,960
Speaker 1: How much do they make Let's see, yeah, number eight

1001
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,400
Speaker 1: sometimes they yeah, they just have the ring top five.

1002
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 1: Let me see, but your money like number three and

1003
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 1: make eighty one meal you love I would love it.

1004
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:50,799
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be mad if I was thirty seven. Right last,

1005
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,880
Speaker 1: As long as we're on the list, man, they talked

1006
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 1: about what you earned. M hmmm, Drake, number eight, that's

1007
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 1: pretty good. Now, come on Rihanna number eleven with all

1008
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: her fenty all right, more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1009
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,280
Speaker 1: Show coming up and some trending news at thirty three

1010
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:13,560
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Right after this. You're listening to

1011
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. All right, Jay is here because

1012
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: we're so in the Christmas spirit. Jay, and here you go.

1013
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:28,680
Speaker 1: You knew what I was when you hired. Let's try

1014
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 1: and exercise. Wait, let's try to exercise. Let's try this.

1015
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:39,240
Speaker 1: Shirley Huh. Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, so sweet. Thank you, Carla,

1016
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:42,000
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you and your family.

1017
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,599
Speaker 1: Please big hug for me. You know that's the same

1018
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:54,040
Speaker 1: with Charity. Thank you, Tommy. Happy holidays, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,

1019
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:58,240
Speaker 1: Happy holidays, prosperous new Year. Tell Tash and and uh

1020
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:02,000
Speaker 1: and Tasha, I said, big mirror Christmas from Uncle Tommy

1021
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:04,720
Speaker 1: over here. Okay tell them now? Will you tell the

1022
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 1: Miles children the same thing? Jordan Sydney Trey, your wife,

1023
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,800
Speaker 1: tell everybody happy holiday. Yeah, we'll do. Happy Holiday. It's

1024
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:19,040
Speaker 1: merry Christmas time. We've gotten through another year together. We're family,

1025
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:22,040
Speaker 1: were family, and and thank you so much. I mean,

1026
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,639
Speaker 1: you know, you've been such an inspiration to us all

1027
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: this year with the TV show and everything. What a blessing,

1028
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,120
Speaker 1: you know. I'm just so happy for you and happy

1029
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:32,680
Speaker 1: you know, New Year to you and make it. May

1030
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 1: it be even more prosperous. Please give her a nest

1031
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:39,720
Speaker 1: all my love. Please I will, and please you do

1032
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 1: the same with Jackie with her beautiful self. Yes loving,

1033
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm so in the Christmas spirit. May be right back

1034
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: to eating up Jay's segment. Come on on, the son

1035
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:59,040
Speaker 1: is dedicated to out there. There's gotta be somebody somewhere

1036
01:15:59,439 --> 01:16:03,519
Speaker 1: who wish. Is someone I love one, a friend, a relative, whatever,

1037
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: which is leave their house for Christmas? Please be gone?

1038
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Speaker 1: But christless, this I bad love. I don't care where

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Speaker 1: you go and I don't care, so please be gone

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Speaker 1: the Chrismas this I bade a be you see it.

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Speaker 1: You're done, my less, I have my head be age, James.

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Speaker 1: That's it. You sound so depressed while you was saying

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Speaker 1: you're a mean one, mister Grench mean one, mister gone. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The word is somebody would ride with somebody's shot and

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Speaker 1: they turn that up. They just up. Please come home

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Speaker 1: for Christmas, not be gone. All right, Coming up, it's

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and his closing remarks. You don't want to

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Speaker 1: miss it. At forty nine after the hour you're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve Harvey, you've brought

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Speaker 1: your fabulous, uh and very insightful, very informal, very motivating

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Speaker 1: closing remarks. Back is something that you started years ago

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Speaker 1: when you first started the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And

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Speaker 1: people have grown to love them and and you know

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Speaker 1: to live by them and be inspired by them. So

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Speaker 1: what do you have for us? Here's today a real

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Speaker 1: good piece of motivation and makes your quest to become

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Speaker 1: successful a little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes people are

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Speaker 1: stuck in a rut because they can't think they way

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Speaker 1: clear to see the end result. What I mean by

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Speaker 1: is some people make such lofty goals and then they

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Speaker 1: sit there without a plan of attack to achieve that

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Speaker 1: lofty goal until they've created a goal that seems so

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Speaker 1: daunting that they don't even start the process of a

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Speaker 1: trying to accomplish it. For example, and this doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to be the case. I'm just using this as an example.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you want to be a millionaire and you say, wow,

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Speaker 1: I want to make a million dollars, and then you

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Speaker 1: start thinking of how to make the million dollars, and

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Speaker 1: because you can't, it becomes so daunting. Making a million

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Speaker 1: dollars is difficult. If it were easy, wouldn't you do

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Speaker 1: it by Friday? Wouldn't you? Of course you would. But

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Speaker 1: it's a little more difficult than that. So here's what

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Speaker 1: I had to learn in my life. Everybody listening to

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Speaker 1: this was born with a gift. It's inside of you.

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Speaker 1: Because God is very fair, he didn't put it on

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Speaker 1: a mountaintop, he didn't hide it under a rock. It's

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Speaker 1: in you. And your gift is the thing that you

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Speaker 1: do to absolute best with the least amount of effort.

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Speaker 1: In that lies your greatest chance for success. There's a

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Speaker 1: scripture that says your gift will make room for you

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Speaker 1: and put you in the presence of great men. Let's

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Speaker 1: just look at the first part of that, your gift

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Speaker 1: will make room for you. My interpretation of that has

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Speaker 1: meant what my gift has done for me. It has

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Speaker 1: allowed me to spread out, It has taken me places

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Speaker 1: I never dreamed got gold. Your gift will do the

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Speaker 1: same thing for you. So now let's just talk about

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Speaker 1: your ability to it to the million. I think it's

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Speaker 1: what your gift, because if that's what that he gave

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Speaker 1: you and instill that you at birth, was to make

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Speaker 1: room for you, here's your chance. Now how do I

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Speaker 1: do that? Steve? I call it to maximize your effort

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Speaker 1: by ten theory. It's just something I came up with

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Speaker 1: driving when I was home listening, coming up without to

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Speaker 1: make it, and I discovered something. All of you have

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Speaker 1: something that some would pay you ten dollars to do.

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Speaker 1: Some of you paint, some of you teach, some of

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Speaker 1: your babysitting tutors. Some of you work with your hands.

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Speaker 1: Some of you can sing, some of you can choreograph.

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Speaker 1: Some of you there's so many things. Cut grass, I

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Speaker 1: play the piano, some of you do something. Some of

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Speaker 1: y'all work on cards, some of y'all drive. But all

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Speaker 1: of you have something that you will do that someone

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Speaker 1: will give you ten dollars to do. All of you

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Speaker 1: have something that someone will pay you ten dollars to

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Speaker 1: because you do something that someone else can't do. So

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Speaker 1: now all you gotta do instead of trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out how to make a million dollars. It's go make

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Speaker 1: the ten dollars that you're able to make. Once you

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Speaker 1: make that ten dollars, I want you to do it

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Speaker 1: ten more times. When you do it ten more times,

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Speaker 1: you now have one hundred dollars. Once you have one

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars, it's very simple. Do the same thing you

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Speaker 1: did to make one hundred dollars ten more times, you

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Speaker 1: now have one thousand dollars. See, you don't have to

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Speaker 1: keep thinking of something else to do. Just keep doing

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Speaker 1: the same thing that you've been doing. Just do it.

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Speaker 1: Multiply the effort. It's the effort that maximizes and brings

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Speaker 1: about the fruition of what your life can be. So,

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Speaker 1: if you make a thousand dollars and you do that

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Speaker 1: ten more times, I have news for you. Now have

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Now, now, in order to make a

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Speaker 1: one hundred thousand, you might need a little bit of help.

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Speaker 1: You might need to high somebody to help you do

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Speaker 1: the thing that you do. But if you make ten

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars and you do what you did to make

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing you did

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Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,

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Speaker 1: you now have one hundred thousand dollars. Now, listen to me. Friends,

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Speaker 1: Once you have a hundred thousand dollars, I could assure

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Speaker 1: you you are going to need help because in order

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Speaker 1: to maximize one hundred thousand dollars, you have to have

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Speaker 1: some like minded people around you. Nobody gets to the

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Speaker 1: top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves. They

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Speaker 1: form partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you make

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Speaker 1: a hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you did

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Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,

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Speaker 1: I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations, you have

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Speaker 1: just made one million dollars with a ten dollar idea.

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Speaker 1: Stop trying to figure out how to make the million.

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Speaker 1: What all you gotta do is take your ten dollars

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Speaker 1: gift that God has put in you. It's a million

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Speaker 1: dollar gift that you have. You just haven't broken it

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Speaker 1: down inch by inch. Anything's as sinch and maximize the efforts.

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Speaker 1: That's how you become successful. These jokes that pay me

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Speaker 1: what I make now, it's the same jokes that pay

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Speaker 1: me twenty five dollars a night. They're the same jokes.

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Speaker 1: It's all English. This is not in another language. I

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Speaker 1: don't know no more words now than I knew then.

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Speaker 1: I've taken these twenty five dollars jokes and I maximize

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Speaker 1: them over and over and over and over and over

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Speaker 1: and over and over. It's the same jokes I was

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Speaker 1: telling babysitters who charge fifty dollars to watch kids. Babysitters

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Speaker 1: end up opening up daycare centers. Daycare centers turned into franchises,

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Speaker 1: crime dollar crime monastory schools. These are national franchises. Somebody

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Speaker 1: was just babysitting. My partner used to cut grass. First

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Speaker 1: three dollars in the front, three dollars in the back.

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Speaker 1: He got a landscape and come to Cleveland. He made

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Speaker 1: four million dollars a year. You know what he do?

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Speaker 1: He cut grass, same six dollar grass cutn't he been doing? You?

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Speaker 1: Check out some trucks. Now, what is it that you

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Speaker 1: do that somebody will pay you ten dollars that you

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Speaker 1: can maximize your effort for and turn it into your million.

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Speaker 1: Trying to figure out how to make the million. Take

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Speaker 1: your ten dollars skills set and start hammering it and

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Speaker 1: beating it and working it and grinding and hustling and

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Speaker 1: multiplying and magnifying it and you will make a million dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's my closing remm. Thank y'all very much. Thanks all

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Speaker 1: right now called boy. Yeah, y'all have a great weekend.

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