1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: Then mcdote mcboat, thanks for the reminder. I gotta make 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: sure I see one in Florida and video and knock 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: mcdote mcboat. Are you guys are ready? Yeah? Are you ready? Man? 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: Let's do it. I'm gonna go ahead and rip it. 5 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,920 Speaker 1: You guys seen Arnold. So it's just been two weeks. 6 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:24,280 Speaker 1: You don't think he's hooking up with that Vegan? You A, yeah, 7 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 1: remember the last podcast. That's a little awkward. What are 8 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: you had? A little Arnold baby? What Arnold baby? Oh? 9 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 1: Can you not hear? Yeah, but that's just weird. Well, 10 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: if they're hooking up, that's a possibility. Well, listen, we 11 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,840 Speaker 1: can create any storyline because the people that are listening 12 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: to us right now have no way to verify, make it, 13 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: figure it out, to fact check it to uh what 14 00:00:54,040 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: are the other things called research it? Confirm it for him? 15 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: Nor deny. I'm hitting it. It all started when a 16 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: dumbass met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass, and 17 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 1: they became the dumbass tree. At the end, I'll do 18 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: a live Arnold. There's joked on a nut. We are 19 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: the one to so loser coach. I already told you 20 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 1: one not at a time. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. 21 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll get to 22 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much 23 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: a sports eni jor you got me good? What's up? Everyone? 24 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: I'm Eddie and I know the least about sports. But 25 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,680 Speaker 1: I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't know 26 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 1: the who's who's. I do not know the what's? What's 27 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: what up? Y'all? It says, and already lost the perfect game. 28 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: I couldn't think of the fact checking website it is 29 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: called Snopes. Just remembered it. It sucks so to lose 30 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: the perfect game in the first inning. It is says 31 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: that I'm from the north Alpha May. I live on 32 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: the west side with bazer Uh right along the Cumberland River. 33 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: There is a plateau of gully, there's the mountains. You've 34 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: also got farmland and very nice farmer and takes very 35 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: good care of his crops. And I love to uh. 36 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: I love to appreciate them. Every night when I sit 37 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: on the patio, I don't smoke, but I drink. I'll 38 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: put down a mickey and then I'll head to bed. Guys, 39 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:25,239 Speaker 1: it was COVID guys, it was COVID. Okay, it was COVID. 40 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: Had that is my wife didn't get the job. Quit 41 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: asking did my wife get the job? There was no 42 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 1: job interview. It was COVID to them. You lied to 43 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 1: them to their face. And now they're asking questions because 44 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: they're curious. And semi truck driver just drove off the 45 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: roach and screamed at him. That is why I wasn't 46 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: at the live podcast a few weeks a few weeks ago. 47 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:53,519 Speaker 1: I am sorry, listen. I had avoided COVID for two 48 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: and a half years. I stayed away from that. You 49 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 1: didn't avoid it the novel virus. I stayed away from it. 50 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: I hid from it. I dodged, I ducked, I weaved, 51 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: I up down, I was all around. It couldn't get me. 52 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: And then I get into the hokey pokey coach, how 53 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: did you get it? No, that's monkey pocks. Did you 54 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: get the monkey pocks too? That's my next biggest face. 55 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:23,959 Speaker 1: But I we had to go get tested. We had 56 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 1: to go get tested for the CMAS and I came 57 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: back negative. And then I got a note from my 58 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: kid's daycare saying, hey, a student and your kids class 59 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: tested positive last time. No, it wasn't Malcolm, it was 60 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: a younger kid. Uh was it? The last time the 61 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: kid was in class was Friday? So I started. I 62 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: tested on that Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. I tested and 63 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: it was positive, and I was like, you've got to 64 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: be kidding me? On the were their warts involved? The 65 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: biggest day in our podcast? And I tested positive for 66 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: COVID And I sat there and I debated. I sat 67 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: in my kitchen and I was like, do I just 68 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: not say anything and go to the live podcast gift 69 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: you could do everyone COVID? That should I take this 70 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: to my grave? He? No, I didn't. It's not my problem. Everyone. 71 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: Somebody gave it to me. We would have known when 72 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 1: you had the meat sweats, coach, and you smelled like 73 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: ship would have known it was COVID. Excuse my friends. 74 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 1: I didn't realize you get meat sweats from COVID my back? 75 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: Did you not get and did you? Also? Don't look 76 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: at yourself on the video. You looked wrong. You look 77 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,840 Speaker 1: like you've been sweating for two straight. Everyone thought you 78 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: were a sweating because you're a word. Your your wife 79 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: wasn't gonna get the job, Coach, little did they know 80 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: you were freaking down of COVID like he could because 81 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: he was like stuffled up inside. This is like you're like, 82 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: you wouldn't be able to hear it. I can't hear 83 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: you if I was to guess a person looks like COVID, 84 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: that's how you looked at the c M A live broadcast. 85 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,799 Speaker 1: But no, we all thought your wife. Was that an interview? 86 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: Well not everybody saw the video. You understand, like a 87 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: lot of these people visiting that you can't tell in 88 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: the picture of me on a screen way away. You 89 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: have no idea. And that is why I would not 90 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: have missed that for the world. What made you decide 91 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 1: to come on today and tell everyone the truth? Because 92 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: there's this thing called the shall set you free? The 93 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 1: truth shall set you free. If you're gonna start with COVID, 94 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: I mean, go ahead, coach. We can do an hour 95 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: where people have been asking, oh, what's the job update? 96 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 1: Any job updated? What's your wife doing? And you get 97 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 1: the job where's your wife working? There was no job interview, 98 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: so I couldn't and I didn't want to sit there 99 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,559 Speaker 1: and lie to them again and again and again and again. 100 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: I told the one line one time, and I thought 101 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 1: it'd be glossed over and everybody would forget about it 102 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: flies keep going. But no, it was, but no one 103 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,599 Speaker 1: would gloss over. And everybody want to know. Everybody was 104 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: interested in my wife's financial and employment status. I don't know. 105 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: I didn't mean financial employment status, and it is. She 106 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,479 Speaker 1: is still unemployed. She never had a job interview. It 107 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 1: was the stupid COVID. It kicked kicked in our door 108 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: and it got everybody in the house, and I was 109 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 1: so pissed. People. Next truth, talk about your investment in 110 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:21,719 Speaker 1: the n S. No, I'm not electric system could God, 111 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 1: I'm not talking about how you're at the top investment. 112 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: Not a company in Nashville Sports. No, not not National 113 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 1: Soccohol anyway. So I am sorry that I wasn't at 114 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: the live podcast. I'm sorry that I lied to you. 115 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: I hope you forgive me. My wife doesn't have a job. 116 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 1: I no longer have COVID. It is off my chest, 117 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 1: it's out of my systems. Did you get it back? 118 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: Because you sound like crap right now, I do not 119 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: sound like crap, and you sound drunk. Your eyes are droopy. 120 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: I am tired because my youngest son, baby Box three 121 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 1: has a double ear infection. My middle son has one 122 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,840 Speaker 1: ear infection. Gave him covid cod so no, they brought 123 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,680 Speaker 1: covid home from daycare. I got tree through my roof. 124 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,919 Speaker 1: I did get a tree through my roof. But so 125 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: last night, the day kids kept waking up because the 126 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: ear infections, so they're not feeling well. They don't look 127 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: at the positive though. You thought it was gonna rain 128 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: and it didn't rain the other night, you were a 129 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: worried because you're like Rand says, it didn't rain. But 130 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:27,760 Speaker 1: supposedly the tarf is is waterproof. Yeah, yeah, that's why 131 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: baseball stadiums put it on. Yeah, they put it over 132 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: the dirt so the dirt doesn't get wet. So supposedly, 133 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: if it rains, it wouldn't get in that hall. But 134 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 1: it depends who put the tarp on the roof. My cousin, 135 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 1: he's a roofer. You don't even come take a look 136 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 1: at your tarp. No, you told me he's a yeah, No, 137 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: he's got a new place that you were not that. 138 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 1: It's that he's the one that works at the pizza 139 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: place is his son. But the cousin that works at 140 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 1: the roofing place he got fired from the first one, 141 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: but he got rehired in another one. And the reason 142 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: they're here is because of you. But you don't talk 143 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 1: to them. No, I do. They live. He lived with 144 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 1: me for two months. Which one the dad or the cousin? 145 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 1: The dad lived with you in the apartment. Yeah, but 146 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 1: he's my cousin. But yeah, yeah, he was awesome. Him 147 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: and Bay would stay up drinking wine every night. Oh, 148 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: here we go. What else they do? Oh my gosh, 149 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: you guys are an idiots. Man between you and lunchbox wife? 150 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: Was Sean in Vegas? Or maybe we're all idiots? Guys? 151 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,560 Speaker 1: Double check my one of my boys does not look 152 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: like me because he's he's a redhead. So all right, right, 153 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: I don't want your cousin because he got fired. And 154 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 1: then the contractor that came out and was like, oh, here, 155 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: looked at it all. I'll give you an estimate. Here 156 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: we are two weeks later. Guess what, still hadn't written 157 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: me that damn estimate? So send him in text or 158 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: an email. Hey, can I get the estimate? Sometimes I 159 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,640 Speaker 1: have to do that at work. I'll send an email. 160 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: If I don't get the response, I'm looking for it. 161 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,199 Speaker 1: Then I send another email. No, No, it's time to 162 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 1: call someone else. It's time to call someone else. When 163 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: someone tells me they're gonna do something, so that tells 164 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: me that they're not on top of things. So if 165 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: I am gonna hire this guy, does that mean the 166 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,559 Speaker 1: work is gonna be? Like? Oh, I'm gonna do it tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. 167 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,959 Speaker 1: You know what, it's been two weeks. You had a 168 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,079 Speaker 1: chance to give me a quote. Guess what? Moving on? 169 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:15,080 Speaker 1: Time to find someone else next, um random breaking news 170 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 1: if you guys want it from my apartment complex. Dear 171 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 1: Raymond Slater, our wine machine is up and running. A 172 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 1: machine let me finish. This machine does not take debit 173 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 1: credit cards. If you'd like to purchase wine, please visit 174 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 1: Michaela in the front office for a wine card. For 175 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: our wine cards, we can load any amount of your choice. 176 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,520 Speaker 1: The wine machine has four bottles connected to it and 177 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 1: should last throughout the week, usually every week. We will 178 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,520 Speaker 1: replace it at the end. Wow, we have a wine 179 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 1: machine in the lobby. There's gonna be a lot of 180 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: people to get picked up. And the reason they want 181 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 1: people to see Michaela is because they want to know 182 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 1: which ones with the alcoholics living in their apartment company. 183 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: Because if someone comes into see mckaylan's like, here, I'd 184 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 1: like to put twenty dollars on my wine cards, They're like, okay, 185 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 1: maybe they're gonna have a glass every other day. If 186 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 1: someone comes in like I'd like to put five dollars 187 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: on my wine card, They're like, we need to watch 188 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: that person. I just saw it last night. They're gonna 189 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,200 Speaker 1: be replacing that thing every morning because there's people always 190 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,680 Speaker 1: in the clubhouse getting done with the workout. They're playing 191 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:21,319 Speaker 1: shuffle board, there's darts, pool, watching TV, there's a fireplace, 192 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,599 Speaker 1: there's the pool. I'm telling you that is gonna be 193 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 1: the biggest nuisance to them because they don't realize how 194 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,439 Speaker 1: much college kids drink. And you all have shuffleboard one 195 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,680 Speaker 1: of the table or the floor one. Yeah, Me and 196 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 1: Bays are kind of binged it a little bit. When 197 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: we first moved in. Dude, we played that thing about 198 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: every night after we worked out. Dude, I love shuffle board. 199 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:43,839 Speaker 1: Me and my my my buddy, uh what was his name, Todd? Yeah? No, 200 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,839 Speaker 1: I mean I haven't talked Todd in years. Like, man, 201 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 1: my buddy and Todd MS have really chopped it up 202 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 1: and Todd right for the last two years of college 203 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 1: and then I mean I never heard from Todd again. 204 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? He called me? He called me like 205 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 1: two years ago, drunk at like three in the morning 206 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: one night at one time, and I'll do you still 207 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:06,560 Speaker 1: have his number? Him right now? Hold and be like 208 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,200 Speaker 1: I remember when we used to crush the shuffleboard. Yeah, hey, 209 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 1: what's up? Mother? I mean, there's no way Todd's gonna answer, 210 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,240 Speaker 1: but yeah, it's weird. How you're gonna be so good 211 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,680 Speaker 1: a friends with someone in college and then you you 212 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:22,640 Speaker 1: in college, graduate whatever, and then you just boom, stop talking. Yeah, 213 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: I think it's easier. I mean, you realize with breakups 214 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 1: its numbers. Here, crap, you want just try? All? Right? 215 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 1: Here we go, There's impossible for me to get it. 216 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:36,920 Speaker 1: Oh you here? Yeah? Here? Hey man, I was always 217 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 1: hoping you'd call. I've been missing you, man. Remember when 218 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: we used to chop it up shuffleboard number? You always 219 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:57,600 Speaker 1: had that curved advantage of what hey, dude, what's up? See? Look, 220 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,560 Speaker 1: look I know exactly what you're saying. Hey, I'm calling hey, listen, 221 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,720 Speaker 1: I'm calling you from our podcast right now. What the 222 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,440 Speaker 1: hell did you just say? Advantage Gusha? And dude, I 223 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,840 Speaker 1: know exactly where that's from. Because what the reason I'm 224 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 1: calling you is because we were talking about shuffle board 225 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,959 Speaker 1: and I got Dude, me and my buddy Todd used 226 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,079 Speaker 1: to sneak in an apartment and do we used to 227 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 1: play shuffleboard for days. You remember that, absolutely, man? Absolutely? Okay, 228 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:27,760 Speaker 1: Now explain advantage Garsha. That's from tennis at sam Houston State. Man, 229 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: we used to h you know, try to work off 230 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: those uh those beers by playing some some competitive tennis 231 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, advantage Spear and advantage Gusha. That's 232 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,400 Speaker 1: what we were doing, dude, when we were tired and 233 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,400 Speaker 1: shuffle board, we'd go play tennis and we were I mean, 234 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 1: Todd was really good. Todd was good at everything, and 235 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 1: I sucked. But whatever, Dude, I was winning to be 236 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:55,280 Speaker 1: advantage Gosha extreme quarters, but talked about the extreme quarters. Hey, 237 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,320 Speaker 1: explain extreme quarters. At first we had to buy the 238 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,480 Speaker 1: thirty pack of Miller and then we go go, what 239 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: about the pocket pool? You guys, here's the deal. I mean, 240 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,840 Speaker 1: we just got too good at regular quarters, right, so, um, 241 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: it just didn't get fun anymore. So basically it was 242 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: a mixture between shuffleboard and quarters. So you would actually 243 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 1: slide the shot glass across the table into like a 244 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 1: scoring zone and then flicked the quarter all the way 245 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,640 Speaker 1: across the table. If it was like hanging off the 246 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: table and you made it, that was like you know, 247 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: chug appeer. If it was on the move, it was 248 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: you know, take three gulfs or something. But it was 249 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: it was a cross between shuffle board and in corners. 250 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,199 Speaker 1: And we were amazing And tell him about dummy. Hey, So, 251 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 1: so why how come after college we lost connection? Like 252 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 1: what happened there? Like we went through college, spent every 253 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:48,080 Speaker 1: hour together, and then we graduate college and crickets. Gosh. Yeah, man, 254 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 1: I don't know. I moved to in Diego. You moved 255 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 1: to Austin. I still had a year at sam Houston, 256 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 1: I think after you left, man, so you know, it 257 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,040 Speaker 1: just got You were working on your career and I 258 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: was trying to finish school and then moved away. And yeah, man, 259 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,920 Speaker 1: it's it's it's a shame. But I'm I'm talking to 260 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,840 Speaker 1: you now. Yeah, That's what I'm talking about, Todd. Hey, Hey, 261 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,679 Speaker 1: I'll call you later. Dude. I was just talking to 262 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,640 Speaker 1: these guys about it, and they're like, all right, let's see, 263 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,199 Speaker 1: let's see who you'll answer your call. I got a 264 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:15,080 Speaker 1: question about Todd. Who was top? Who was bottom? What inventage? 265 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,679 Speaker 1: Get the hell out of here, Todd. We'll talk to 266 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: you later. Dude. Where does he live now? Todd? Todd? 267 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: Where do you live now? You live in Belton Temple 268 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 1: Temple right outside of Austin. So on one of your 269 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,200 Speaker 1: drives home, you gotta stop and see you. Yeah, we 270 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: I did one time, remember that, Todd? What I don't know. 271 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: This must have been like twelve years ago. I went by, 272 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: we played, we played what you had a ping pong table? 273 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,600 Speaker 1: And I think we played beer pong maybe, and you 274 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: were backing out his car. He was already drunk when 275 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,239 Speaker 1: I got there, and he yeah, and he goes hee, 276 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: so we can set up the ping pong table and uh, 277 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,760 Speaker 1: you know, at the door open so I could see 278 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,080 Speaker 1: where I was going, and uh, that door caught the 279 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,240 Speaker 1: edge of the garage and just you know, pull the 280 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: Tommy boy just bent that thing back. It's like like crazy, dude, 281 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: the freaking door. The door went the wrong way and 282 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 1: it was like crunch, crunch, pop, pop Crunch and he goes, yeah, dude, 283 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: good way. Sounds like Todd got his life together after college. 284 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Todd's doing great. We're all good man, and 285 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 1: I appreciate the phone call. Dude. We gotta catch up, 286 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: all right, but we'll talk to you later. But Advantage 287 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,560 Speaker 1: and he's probably like, what the was that? That was great? 288 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: And he had no idea what the guy? He was like, 289 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: what did I call the wrong number? Advantage? Gosh, that 290 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: brought back memories. Boys, that's funny. And there's the boy 291 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: and your voice talking to that guy. Dude. We spent 292 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: so much time in college him and I like from 293 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 1: I was dating my wife now, we were dating in 294 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 1: college and she would come she lived in Austin at 295 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: the time, and she would spend the weekends. Dude, I 296 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: don't I didn't know how to break it to my watch, 297 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,640 Speaker 1: to my girlfriend at the time, like Todd's gonna hang 298 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,040 Speaker 1: out with us, Like we hang out Monday through Friday. 299 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 1: So it's Saturday, Todd's coming over and we're gonna play quarters, 300 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: like it's just a part of my life. So for 301 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: so for many so for many weekends, it was me, 302 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 1: my future wife and Todd advantage. Yeah, dude, that's the 303 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: first thing he says on the phone. Guys hadn't talked 304 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 1: to ten years advantage. Dude, he was waiting for that call. 305 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,960 Speaker 1: I can't believe he remember that. I mean he he 306 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 1: didn't even remember. That's what his part. And he was 307 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 1: like so confused for such that he he had the 308 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: most puzzled look on his face. And the fact that 309 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 1: you guys picked up right where you left off and 310 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: Eddie's I have not seen Eddie not even talking about 311 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 1: the Cowboys when they're five. And oh was there as 312 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 1: much joy on Eddie's face as there was talking to Todd, 313 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 1: the guy from wherever the heck he's from a Point Lunch, 314 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: but he lives in Temple now. But dude, I remember 315 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 1: the first time I met Todd. I was going to 316 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: my friend's apartment and he was her next door neighbor 317 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,000 Speaker 1: and we were just chat. I was talking to my 318 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 1: friend outside her door and then Todd comes in from 319 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 1: work or something's class and he goes, I'm like, stop, dude, 320 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 1: it's up stup man. And I'm like, that guy looks cool. 321 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,879 Speaker 1: And I asked my friend, you're talked to your neighbors 322 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,399 Speaker 1: She's like, no, I've never really met him. We should 323 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,199 Speaker 1: hang out and invite that dude over. And then he 324 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,639 Speaker 1: came over. We hung out. I didn't even talk to 325 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 1: my friend anymore. Me and me and Todd hung out 326 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 1: every single day after that. So you were hanging out 327 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: with a chick and you ditched the chick for Todd. 328 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,640 Speaker 1: There's a lot. I mean, the chick was my friends. 329 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 1: We were there was nothing going on there. Yeah, bros 330 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 1: before that's right. And so from then on you were 331 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:38,320 Speaker 1: to Belton, that's where he's from from, and so I 332 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 1: moved back kind of eventually he went back. That's what 333 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: he does. Like because of my next I didn't really 334 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 1: care the answer that one. My next question was does 335 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,600 Speaker 1: he know what you do? Does he know why you 336 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,800 Speaker 1: just randomly called him and said, were like for my podcast. 337 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,920 Speaker 1: He's like this dude in his basement doing a podcast 338 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,720 Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, maybe I don't know. I don't know 339 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 1: what Todd knows what I'm doing. What I do, Dude, 340 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,640 Speaker 1: one of my best he's here in town. I've been 341 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,840 Speaker 1: hanging out with him for a year and eleven months 342 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: in he goes, hey, I didn't know you had a podcast, 343 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,639 Speaker 1: you know, you don't know everything about a person. So 344 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,040 Speaker 1: I was just curious. If Todd was like, what are 345 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,439 Speaker 1: you talking about recording me? I'll find that. I'll call 346 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,600 Speaker 1: him later on help, Like, dude, what the hell is 347 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: does he not have a job? He just answers the 348 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 1: phone and and talks about more. People have a normal 349 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 1: life where they can pick up phone calls. It's pretty chill. 350 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 1: It's not really high stress. It's not running gun. They 351 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,520 Speaker 1: actually get to pick up phone calls. Can you imagine 352 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,920 Speaker 1: if this dude picked up a phone call in the 353 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:39,399 Speaker 1: middle of advantage? Gosh, gosh, it's my friend. What's up forest? Hey? Kids? 354 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,440 Speaker 1: What do you do? And eat milk and toast? Why? 355 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 1: Probably spaghettios. Let me tell you. Keith taught me how 356 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,600 Speaker 1: to eat spaghettios. How do you eat spaghettios? You gotta 357 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 1: put parmesan cheese and pepper in them. The best way 358 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 1: to do it. Make che got the condoms and second condiments? No, 359 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:06,959 Speaker 1: it's hard shot and sugar and pepper and cultures. Can 360 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,240 Speaker 1: I get a birthday? Shout out my birth Their meatballs 361 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,280 Speaker 1: and the spaghettios or not? No, no meat ball? Who 362 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 1: those nasty meatballs and spaghettios were so disgusting you had 363 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,440 Speaker 1: to eat the spaghettios minus the meatballs. Uh, those are great. 364 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 1: Spaghettios are good. Your kids eat them, y'alls not? Yeah, 365 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,400 Speaker 1: I have not introduced in the spaghettios. I mean, here's 366 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,240 Speaker 1: I feel like if they do, that's all they will eat. 367 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,960 Speaker 1: That's the problem. Here's the problem. Why I don't Because 368 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaker 1: my kids are three and two you want to talk 369 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 1: about and a baby that's eight months let's forget about it. No, no, 370 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 1: it's just he can't. He's not gonna beat spahettio. The 371 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: mess that spaghettios will make for a different day at old. 372 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 1: At three and two years old, they will not be 373 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,359 Speaker 1: able to. I mean it will be all over, It 374 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 1: will be in their hair. Does your little one look 375 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:59,240 Speaker 1: like Sean? Oh boy? Can I get a birthday shout out? 376 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,320 Speaker 1: My birthday is Jill seven. I might be the only 377 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:05,439 Speaker 1: listener that lives in Hawaii. Golf talk killing me, but 378 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,480 Speaker 1: I never miss an episode. Only two more months till 379 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,520 Speaker 1: a football all the time. Hey mahalo for not missing 380 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 1: an episode. Bro keep crushing it. The Sore Losers Convention 381 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:22,159 Speaker 1: Number two lokes only broly guys let's do it in Hawaii. Stop. 382 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,960 Speaker 1: I know you're in with this come down for Hawaii, Dude, Dude, 383 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,879 Speaker 1: freaking sore Losers Coaches convention, and then underneath it says 384 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 1: looks only Bro, yeahha Hawaii. Say, I don't know your 385 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,280 Speaker 1: Hawaiian jokes because I've never been. It's not a joke, Bro, 386 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,439 Speaker 1: No lokes only. I don't know locals. And when you 387 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: live on the island, Bro, you want to you want 388 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,040 Speaker 1: to hang out with the locals only, Bro, not these 389 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,480 Speaker 1: dumb tourists. Bro. No, I understand. That's why I don't 390 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,800 Speaker 1: get your Hawaii jokes. It's not a joke, Bro, it's life. 391 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,520 Speaker 1: It's Hawaiian life. Bro, We're not going to Hawaiian. Turn 392 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,040 Speaker 1: that music off. Bro, that's not want How you want 393 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 1: to know? How many sore losers will be able to 394 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,160 Speaker 1: make it to Hawaii? All of them? Five the rich ones. 395 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 1: Do you think Tim could get his truck to Hawaii 396 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: besides Ocean Coach? Yeah, holy guys, that would be amazing. 397 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: We do it on the North Shore. Bra. Okay, Hey, 398 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 1: you guys come back at two o'clock. We're gonna be 399 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,919 Speaker 1: hitting the waves. Bray, Bro, the waves are pretty gnarly 400 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,360 Speaker 1: double overhead today. You better watch out. You don't get 401 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:28,920 Speaker 1: boarded out. Bro. Hey, Bra, we show up and there's 402 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,880 Speaker 1: no break, Brod, don't worry. We'll we'll get snow cones. Bro. Hey, Bro, 403 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 1: were you all my same wave? Bro? Hey, Bra, let's 404 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,760 Speaker 1: meet at the Pineapple Feels bro after this and then 405 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,440 Speaker 1: we can get drunk. Hey, Bro, you like some Hawaiian ice? 406 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 1: You like to suck it down? Bro? Huh yeah, Bro, 407 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,680 Speaker 1: you do eat a way and ice before or after 408 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 1: you surf. It's a trick question before and after. Bra. Yeah, 409 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:54,880 Speaker 1: you got me. Bro. Oh yeah, dude, Brock. You guys 410 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,680 Speaker 1: make Hawaii sound great. Brad. You know it's huge in Hawaii. 411 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,560 Speaker 1: My ties every place says we have the best my 412 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,239 Speaker 1: Ties in Hawaii. That's kind of their drink. Yeah, and 413 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 1: that is that their drink or is that the tourist drink? 414 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,959 Speaker 1: So they put that up probably I don't know, Bra, 415 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,720 Speaker 1: but it's a pineapple based drink, Bra, So it's got 416 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,880 Speaker 1: to be from Hawaiira rum Brod's got a little ice 417 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 1: cream in Bra. Some of the place we put whipped cream. Bra. 418 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,040 Speaker 1: It was really good. Bro. You want to go, Bra, 419 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,080 Speaker 1: Broad did they do whipped cream bikini? Are we telling 420 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,159 Speaker 1: that story? This one already? Oh? We gotta go, you 421 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,960 Speaker 1: can't I have it at He's gotta stop watching. I 422 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:35,040 Speaker 1: purposely started at late. I started. I thought we could 423 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:40,639 Speaker 1: do a podcast special during our break. Not something we 424 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: can do a podcast special coming up next week where 425 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 1: we only talk about Scooba birthday man? Or do we 426 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,359 Speaker 1: just want to tell it now? It's problem mbu as quick? 427 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,359 Speaker 1: I mean I think that he wants k dog in 428 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:57,439 Speaker 1: that one. It's fine. I don't know, it's fine. Pits too. No, well, 429 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:01,720 Speaker 1: we can't start now because we can't story in five minutes. Okay, Hey, y'all, 430 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 1: I'm just starting out to learn the game of golf, 431 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,679 Speaker 1: like getting a starter set of clubs and wanting to 432 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 1: learn the game way you can get online. Dude, Ray 433 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,639 Speaker 1: got three clubs for seventy What pointers do you have 434 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 1: for a first time? Or when I decide went to 435 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: head to the course, I'm gonna start on driving, chipping 436 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,399 Speaker 1: and putting ranges and greens. What do I need to 437 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 1: know before I finally decided to play a tea time 438 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 1: and actually go out on the course. Please give me 439 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,399 Speaker 1: some pointers? Coaches amused and confused in Arizona. This is 440 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,560 Speaker 1: a tough question. Yeah, drink three beers. You go out 441 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 1: there and you just put some crank into it. Man, 442 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,919 Speaker 1: get ready to drop trout and just crank that golf ball, baby, 443 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 1: crank it off, crank it off. Let me see if 444 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,360 Speaker 1: I can help organize this answer. Please do, because I'm 445 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,080 Speaker 1: gonna tell you what. When I started, I was sixteen. 446 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 1: I went with a buddy that was on the golf 447 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,800 Speaker 1: team and there was no pointers. We just we literally 448 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: I've never been to a driving range, and we just 449 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,440 Speaker 1: teed it up on whole number one at Lion's Municipal 450 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: in Austin. And boy, I was like, how is it 451 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 1: so hard to hit this ball that is not moving? 452 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,399 Speaker 1: And then I walked up on the first green and 453 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,920 Speaker 1: set my bag on the green, and I got yelled 454 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 1: that I was going to kick the dudes out. No 455 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,600 Speaker 1: idea that I wasn't supposed to do. But I literally 456 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 1: walked up and laid my golf bag on the green. 457 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,879 Speaker 1: I didn't lay my golf bag. I stood it up 458 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,160 Speaker 1: with those little spike things. Oh yes, that's the way worse. 459 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 1: The old man that was sitting outside his house saw 460 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,359 Speaker 1: it and he goes, hey, get that bag off the green, 461 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,400 Speaker 1: and my buddy Nick is like, hey, back off, man, 462 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,240 Speaker 1: it's this first time playing golf. On like, thanks, and 463 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,520 Speaker 1: I appreciate that. You don't talk to Nick anymore. I 464 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,960 Speaker 1: don't even know where Nick is. The one bit of advice, 465 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it simple. Stupid, That's what I always 466 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,800 Speaker 1: say to myself, calling him stupid. There's faux pause rules 467 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,560 Speaker 1: with golf. Forget them all. You're gonna learn it very quickly. 468 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,200 Speaker 1: Don't rush it, be patient, drink. But the phrase that 469 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,439 Speaker 1: changed my life and golf is sw stress. That's my 470 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 1: life motto. Sorry you swing your swing, Just swing without 471 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 1: a golf ball. Just swing it? Was it a manly swing? 472 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 1: Did you hear some wind? Did you hear it? W 473 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: did you whip it like a windmill? Twisted all around 474 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,240 Speaker 1: your head? Like like, did you whip it back and forth? 475 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,360 Speaker 1: So did you feel it? Did you feel it? That's 476 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,639 Speaker 1: your swing. The ball is not even there, the ball 477 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,200 Speaker 1: is not even there, but it is what's your golf swing. 478 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: All you do is just swing and then you make 479 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: contact with the ball. You're not trying to hit the ball, 480 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,880 Speaker 1: You're doing your swing. I got it from a guy 481 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,880 Speaker 1: at Lake a Coney, best advice I ever got, changed 482 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,040 Speaker 1: my swing in my game, and since then I get 483 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 1: now two birdies per nine. So okay, that one time 484 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 1: hangs Yeah, I mean amused and confused. In Arizona is 485 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:38,120 Speaker 1: even more confused. Okay, amused, used about my sexuality? Amused 486 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 1: in Nashville, sitting on music row, I'm gonna say the 487 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,479 Speaker 1: exact opposite of Ray. Don't do the manly swing. I 488 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 1: guarantee you that you will have more fun if you 489 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:53,760 Speaker 1: slow that swing down. Just swing slow and easy. Even 490 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,919 Speaker 1: if that ball goes seventy five yards, eighty yards, what 491 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 1: if yards, well, same thing, try to get it a 492 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,080 Speaker 1: little further than twenty yards. But if you can average 493 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:08,200 Speaker 1: a hundred yards a stroke, you have a better chance 494 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,240 Speaker 1: of parring or getting or getting bogie on that even 495 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,679 Speaker 1: if it's your first round. But if you go up 496 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,680 Speaker 1: there like a Ray and swing your dick as hard 497 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,080 Speaker 1: as you can and that that's not what he said, 498 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,879 Speaker 1: Swing your stick, swing your stick and that ball goes 499 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,840 Speaker 1: whoa way to the right, and it's gone. That's two strokes, 500 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,880 Speaker 1: and you do it again. Who hold That one goes 501 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,639 Speaker 1: way to the left. Now you're down four strokes and 502 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,480 Speaker 1: you're in the woods and you haven't gone anywhere nowhere, 503 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,879 Speaker 1: So slow that swing down. Try to get a good, 504 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,640 Speaker 1: perfect shot. Even if it goes a hundred yards. You'll 505 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,800 Speaker 1: eventually get to the green and put the crap out 506 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,119 Speaker 1: of that ball. Man. Don't don't three put, don't four put. 507 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 1: Try to make that in two strokes. Do You'll get 508 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: out of there with a par or a bogie every 509 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,240 Speaker 1: single time. Here's the first thing you should do. Take lessons. 510 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,200 Speaker 1: Don't no, no, no, hell no, hell no, because you 511 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:05,960 Speaker 1: will also Dominic is his name? No, it's amusing, confusing, amusing, confusing, Arizona. Look, 512 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,399 Speaker 1: everyone's gonna tell you different things. Keep that left arm straight, Oh, 513 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,120 Speaker 1: your wrist, Make sure your wrist is is pointed straight up. 514 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,639 Speaker 1: Your left knees gotta be parallel. Shut the everyone. What 515 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,080 Speaker 1: do we learn? Ray? Did anybody ever teach you how to? 516 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:27,760 Speaker 1: Did anybody teach you? Who did? Did anybody sit down 517 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:32,199 Speaker 1: and say this is how your mom? Nobody did you 518 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,320 Speaker 1: go out there the same way you went in the 519 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 1: bedroom the first time, and you figure it out, okay, 520 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,280 Speaker 1: And how that first time in the bedroom going very 521 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:45,080 Speaker 1: very short, that was your last time too. But guess 522 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:50,760 Speaker 1: what you learned. And everybody one their own, their own swing, 523 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,680 Speaker 1: their own most into the ocean. Eddie swing isn't mine, 524 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,120 Speaker 1: not neither of ours. His lunch box, and he hits 525 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,440 Speaker 1: the straightest of out all of us. That's what just started. 526 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,720 Speaker 1: It's my advice. And why did that start? Because you 527 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,720 Speaker 1: start maying thousand dollars and lessons. I started taking lessons 528 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:11,239 Speaker 1: because I used the confused cannot afford your lessons. I 529 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,879 Speaker 1: am telling you you it's gonna be hard when you 530 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,480 Speaker 1: start out. No matter what you do. You can go 531 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,800 Speaker 1: to the driving range, it doesn't matter. It is gonna 532 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,200 Speaker 1: be so frustrating because you are going to be shocked 533 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 1: and how hard it is to hit the ball when 534 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 1: it doesn't freaking pretty crazy like it is. It is 535 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Speaker 1: mind blowing that the ball sits there and you still 536 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 1: can't hit the damn thing. What's even more mind blowing 537 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,159 Speaker 1: is one time I drove by one to lunch his 538 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,280 Speaker 1: lessons and the guy was directly behind him nut to butt. 539 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 1: It was over. Brent Wood comes, yes, And that's how 540 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 1: lunch was. Learning to play golf with another man up 541 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,760 Speaker 1: his ass. It's at the country club. Let me show 542 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 1: you just give it a little. That was what the 543 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 1: hell right? But okay, I'll go with I'll continue to 544 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,440 Speaker 1: thank you andreekane, I'll go with it. Since I paid 545 00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,680 Speaker 1: a thousand dollar. Whoa, I thought, whoa? Is that your 546 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: driver or was that your butter? That's the way to 547 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 1: put in the whole. You know what mistake I made too, 548 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,600 Speaker 1: And everyone laughed at me. My first time playing golf, 549 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: I thought that I could use the tea on every shot, 550 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 1: So I would tee it up on the tea box 551 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 1: and then I go to my second shot, I get 552 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: my tease. I tee it up on the second shot 553 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,680 Speaker 1: and the third shot. They're like, really, dude, you know 554 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: who does that? The old timers. No, they don't even 555 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: break teeth. Are you kidding me? I've seen it all 556 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 1: the time. That yeah, guys, the old timers put it. 557 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 1: They tee it up everywhere but the green. But but amusing, confused? 558 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 1: That is your That is your tip is if you 559 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,920 Speaker 1: watch the old people, they don't hit it far. They 560 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,200 Speaker 1: don't swing because because they just hit it straight down 561 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,440 Speaker 1: the middle, it is better to go a hundred yards 562 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: straight than two yards into the left. Completely agree, Now 563 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: for a music Confused where does he te off from. 564 00:29:54,160 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: They're the reds, the whites. They're also kids tease and amusing, confused. 565 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: If you don't make it past the red teas, you 566 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: gotta play the next hole with your pants down. That's true, 567 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,920 Speaker 1: and that is an absolute golf rule. And do not. 568 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 1: The course will kick you off if you don't follow 569 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,320 Speaker 1: that rule. I've done it many at times by myself. Hey, 570 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,760 Speaker 1: can you tell still applies? They are the rules. I 571 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,880 Speaker 1: gotta follow them. Can you tell my buddy, coach Tanner Bennett, 572 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,480 Speaker 1: happy birthday? Tell him to take it easy on those 573 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,880 Speaker 1: bush lights, coach, happy birthday. Get a cameo, man, it's 574 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,400 Speaker 1: more personal. Yeah, hit me up Radil lunch box on 575 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,720 Speaker 1: on cameo or just lunchbox. I don't know, he man, 576 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 1: and just throwing an extra buck gets something better than 577 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,920 Speaker 1: bush exactly, dude, Like you're better than that. There's a 578 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,320 Speaker 1: board going to the gym this morning downtown Nashville. It 579 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 1: says Nashville's beer is bush light. No, it's not. Who 580 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:50,040 Speaker 1: who like approved that. They ain't drinking bush lighted out dude, 581 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,120 Speaker 1: they're sucking down Cosmos and the guys who got bud 582 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:58,120 Speaker 1: lights all up a few years ago. I remember I 583 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,200 Speaker 1: went to a Walgreens and they were selling their own beard. 584 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: Do you remember that was called like big Flats? Yeah? 585 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,400 Speaker 1: Remember that right? I mean it was there maybe a 586 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 1: year and that was it. Coach, you can get a 587 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,360 Speaker 1: six pack for two ninety nine. And I was on 588 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 1: my way fish and I'm like, give me one of those. 589 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,080 Speaker 1: I guess that didn't last, right. I took one sip 590 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 1: and there was a beer Eddie talked about one time 591 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 1: that he gave me free. You don't I can say 592 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,680 Speaker 1: it Buddha be oh that was and he gave you 593 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: six or a Buddha to take to Gatlinburg. I got 594 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,680 Speaker 1: to the mountains. I was so all set in my hotel. 595 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 1: Let me break open the buddhas. First of all, you 596 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 1: gotta have an opener, so I had to break it 597 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 1: across the table. Finally got to taste in him. That 598 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,920 Speaker 1: was maybe the worst beer Coach. They don't exist anymore. 599 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,720 Speaker 1: I don't think I've never seen him anymore. Table were 600 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 1: so bad, right, walked out on the back and threw 601 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 1: him off the back. The bottle was badass. The bottle 602 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: was awesome to look at, not to drink. He was 603 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,200 Speaker 1: still there. I don't think so, couch. I haven't looked 604 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 1: for Buddha beer and never found the whole trip. I 605 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,360 Speaker 1: was like, man, that was so nice that Eddie to 606 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: give me that six pack. I cannot wait to wet 607 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 1: my whistle when I get to this hotel. Got in 608 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 1: all set looking at the mountains. Oh my god. They 609 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,400 Speaker 1: sent me cases of that beer for talking about it, 610 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,680 Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure I threw them all the way 611 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,160 Speaker 1: and that does not happen in my household. That's a sin. Wow, 612 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,320 Speaker 1: lucky Buddha beer. Let's see lucky. It's thirty minutes, guys, 613 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 1: let's open ten. What is it a restaurant? No, I'm 614 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 1: just saying, hey, if we're doing another one, I really 615 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,720 Speaker 1: do get a close. No, I know, I know we're 616 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,240 Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry before what up, coaches, 617 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,320 Speaker 1: He's just close it? This is this is all we're doing. 618 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,400 Speaker 1: This last email? Literally, this is have so much work 619 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,960 Speaker 1: to do. What's up, coaches? Johnny here just wanted to 620 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,760 Speaker 1: see if it's too late to purchase a hat with 621 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,000 Speaker 1: your guy's signature on it. No, I have many hats 622 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,120 Speaker 1: and would like to add your signature to my collection. 623 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,720 Speaker 1: Sore in the Loser's Nation for Life ps Hunted on Red. 624 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,680 Speaker 1: Here's your advice. Have a kid, right lunchbox, you'll look 625 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,320 Speaker 1: just the same as lunch now. We we will, we 626 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,320 Speaker 1: will talk about getting on the back. It's easy. Just 627 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,280 Speaker 1: go to the website now, buy it. Come to the convention. 628 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,600 Speaker 1: We'll sign up for you. That's that's a great idea. Hey, 629 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,200 Speaker 1: have a great day. Thank you for listening. Uh yeah, 630 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,640 Speaker 1: I know it's a short one. But Ray's got a 631 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,040 Speaker 1: lot of work to do. Sorry, I mean, jeez, trying 632 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:08,160 Speaker 1: to work. Oh, he gets so made. I hope you're 633 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,480 Speaker 1: doing well out there. You guys, find yourself as another 634 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,880 Speaker 1: lot lizard for the other thirty minutes. Make sure she 635 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,800 Speaker 1: has teeth this time. All right, I have a great day. 636 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 1: A joke. That's not cool. That's not cool. Hey wait, 637 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,600 Speaker 1: that's me. No, no, no, he's not a lot lizard. 638 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,840 Speaker 1: He's a great part. He was never a lot. He 639 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,200 Speaker 1: graduated from the University of Texas at Austin with a 640 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,080 Speaker 1: Mathews After I was lizarding. He dominated at the University 641 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,920 Speaker 1: of Texas. Is he on the wall over there? Oh yeah, 642 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: okay at five plus thirty four. All right, Rai's gotta go. 643 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,960 Speaker 1: Guys Rai's gonna go.