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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode COVID. I'm your host, Kevin

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Speaker 1: pol Kiss that well, if you do talk to Pickleman,

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Speaker 1: please tell him no, I can't make the payment again

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Speaker 1: this month. And also meet a dick. Let's meet rowing this,

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Speaker 1: shall we in a particular to please say hello to

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Speaker 1: Craik Atkowski Kacao, which have become your favorite shoes? I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at them. They're They're a classic Adidas shell. To

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Speaker 1: sure that's your everyday walking around shoe. Yeah. I already

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Speaker 1: burned out one pair of shoes about five weeks of

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Speaker 1: quarantine to ruin the first one. So I went deeper

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Speaker 1: into the closet. Nice, bring the toys. It's Carla Katkowski, Carla, Carla,

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Speaker 1: you can if you could ask Joey Greer one question,

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Speaker 1: what would it be? What flavor toothpaste do you prefer?

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Speaker 1: Do I do? I answer? I hope? So? No, No,

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Speaker 1: you don't just asking your what a question? Jesus christ Man?

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Speaker 1: What the heck? It's christ aparado? Mr Man. What's the

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Speaker 1: latest thing you kids are watching? Um? Normal People on Hulu? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I read the Sally Rooney novel. I loved it and

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Speaker 1: I loved the show. So cool so cool. Keep the

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Speaker 1: car running. Here comes James Heeney Dark Knight. Heen How

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Speaker 1: are you getting your exercise? How am I getting my exercise? Well,

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Speaker 1: I walk on the boardwalk. I sometimes jog, but uh,

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Speaker 1: it's it's I live in an area that's highly populated,

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Speaker 1: so it's kind of hard to go anywhere and exercise.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I would say it's running along the Venice

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Speaker 1: Beach boardwalk. Fantastic. I would love video of that, by

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Speaker 1: the way, if you could ever please, I just want

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Speaker 1: proof of one time. It's just there. It's just so

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Speaker 1: bad out there, like there are people with no math.

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Speaker 1: But you can do it early. Yeah, wait a minute, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not buying any last but get used to the

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Speaker 1: taste of shoe leather. If you think of Lisa's Joey Greer. Where, dude,

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Speaker 1: what's it smell like these days? You know what smells like?

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Speaker 1: My favorite flavor of toothpaste, which is orange orange hot dog.

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Speaker 1: So it's so you're gonna lie down, let's do a

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Speaker 1: damn show. Almost all of our scene suggestions you got

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Speaker 1: it from either Patron V I P. S or your

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Speaker 1: listen to emails. If you'd like to submit yours, please

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Speaker 1: right to the podcast. Your name here at alchemy this

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Speaker 1: dot com. That's your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: See you number one? If that comes from Charlie listener

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Speaker 1: Charlie who wrote high Kevin, my suggestion, James Ny and

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Speaker 1: the rest of the Alchemists play themselves in just kidding. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: my actual suggestion. It was very funny. Charlie, the lead

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Speaker 1: actor of a show is so disliked by his fellow

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Speaker 1: cast members that they attempt to sabotage him during the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you all as always, you're making Quarantine time much

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Speaker 1: funnier and it's greatly appreciated. Charlie. When time is he do?

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Speaker 1: And what was his call to? Just like everybody else's

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Speaker 1: and he should be here already, all right, And and Janice,

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Speaker 1: what was your suggestion that we do when he gets her?

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Speaker 1: I think we should prank him, right, yeah, I mean general, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, I mean that's what happened right before you

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Speaker 1: said your other line, as I said, let's prank him.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Yes, I'm just afraid that if we

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Speaker 1: prank him at the top of the day, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: we're gonna lose another day one. If we've lost so

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Speaker 1: many already. Who gives a ship? I'm sorry, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to jump in here. I'm sorry to jump in here,

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Speaker 1: but Tim, we love it when you jump in. I

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Speaker 1: think this is too much, too much, Okay, Tim, I

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Speaker 1: was being facetious. Ye when you jump in? Oh gee,

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Speaker 1: what the fund is your problem? Man? Okay? Problem? Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's not apparently the biggest problem. We've got to be

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Speaker 1: a you to fight front here. Wait. Wait, we can't

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Speaker 1: start attacking Tim, stop. Yeah, look we gotta we just

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Speaker 1: need to focus up here. Okay, marn Wait were you

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Speaker 1: getting my back there? For a second? I think I

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Speaker 1: had I thought I had your back, and I am spinning.

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Speaker 1: I am sorry, I am sorry. I understand if this

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Speaker 1: is called the Barvin mckun show, who is Jingle Dick

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Speaker 1: to walk in every day in sabotage the show because

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Speaker 1: it's not his? They told me that I had to

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Speaker 1: bring a YouTube personality on the kids. The kids weren't

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Speaker 1: to watch it unless Jingle Dick joined the cast. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen it's? Really that's not really what j D

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Speaker 1: stands for? Is it? Completely and utterly? Seven million views minimum?

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Speaker 1: Every body scene? I mean, he doesn't even need to

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Speaker 1: come out, clean your butt, kiss your mom? What's up?

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Speaker 1: Just doing videos? But okay, well here's where the live

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Speaker 1: Shoot the show, shoot the show. Okay, grub Paul, clean

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Speaker 1: your butt in, kiss your mom's he's oh, he knows

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Speaker 1: his name. Don't say stuff. You know it's four o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the afternoon. All right, we've lost a lot of

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Speaker 1: Jingle Dick you let's jd You have a little bit

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Speaker 1: of white stuff on your I was crushing Tom's like

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Speaker 1: a motherfucker this morning. Okay, Toms of Maine, Toms? What

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Speaker 1: is your favorite favorite flavor of Toms of Maine toothpaste? J?

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Speaker 1: Orange flavor? Hot dog. I don't think that's a I

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Speaker 1: don't as crazy. J. What's with all the questions? What? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Talk to me? A lot of times you use like

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Speaker 1: fart noises this punctuation to what you're saying. Where did

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Speaker 1: you pick that up? Good question? Good question? Where do

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Speaker 1: I get my ideas? Is what you're asking? My genius

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Speaker 1: is what you're asking. I guess it's something I was

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Speaker 1: hone this crap, don't uh you know, so stop asking

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Speaker 1: me questions and let's roll action. He has a mental disorder.

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Speaker 1: He has a mental disorder. Okay, everyone right, can we

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Speaker 1: rehearse please? Okay? All right, everybody about to do a

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Speaker 1: live rehearsal right now, so check me out. I'll keep

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Speaker 1: my kimps. Okay, don't don't live stream this, please. You

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Speaker 1: don't need to document every aspect of your life. Aren't

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Speaker 1: ignore him if you can. Let's just line up everyone.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna rehearse. Sing three on Janis's line, Jannis, start

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Speaker 1: us off, please. I rang the bell twice, Marvin Well,

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Speaker 1: DJ should be here. Well, don't forget to wipe your

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Speaker 1: butts and kiss your mom. Jesus Christ, he's not even

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Speaker 1: paying attention. It's his fucking line, all right. Cut. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but he didn't answer the goddamn door. Tim, Tim, Tim,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He was live streaming on set, right and

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Speaker 1: we all saw that. So if we're gonna get through

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Speaker 1: today's for we've really got to start and not stop

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Speaker 1: j D. We're good to go. Yep, Yes, Tim, I'm sorry, buddy,

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Speaker 1: but we're not going to be renewing your contract, my contract. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We've just had a lot of hiccups with

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Speaker 1: production and a lot of people just your name has

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Speaker 1: been thrown around a lot, so we're not gonna be

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Speaker 1: able to I haven't done anything except support, like working

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Speaker 1: hard and getting seemed shot well to the plot. How

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Speaker 1: are you gonna explain me? Gone, easy, it's unheard at all.

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Speaker 1: We'll say that you got sucked up in a time

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Speaker 1: vortex and that grumblings live inside your stomach and that's

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Speaker 1: why you can't be around the Marvin's house. But this

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Speaker 1: is not a sci fi Excuse me? Is anybody have

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Speaker 1: a Honda with a bumper sticker? It says working hard

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Speaker 1: and getting scene shot it right now? Wait, but I'm

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Speaker 1: parked in the actor's parking lot. I'm just passing on

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Speaker 1: the news, buddy. Yeah. Look, I'm sorry, buddy. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: gotta told this thing. You know, I'm an actor on

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Speaker 1: I'm an actor in the in this project, Buddy, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, all right. They just tell me to lift

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Speaker 1: the car up. I lift the car up, all right?

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Speaker 1: Who who told you to do that? The studio did alright, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: how much do I gotta give you to just drop

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Speaker 1: the cart? Grand? Grand? You gonna tell this car? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Thank god you're here. Uh wait, what did you say? Damn,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell your car yet again? Off my studio.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, no, no no no no no,

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Speaker 1: I I was, I mean not anymore, but as of

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Speaker 1: today I was. That's the same. Please, I'm losing my

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Speaker 1: job here and you're towing my car. Oh hey, Marvin, yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on in, come on into my trailler, my trailer.

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Speaker 1: I've been asked to talk to you by the rest

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Speaker 1: of the cast. Okay, hey, you want a rebel? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Is it an actual bull? You're crazy, man, You're crazy?

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Speaker 1: Now am I talking? Am I talking to j D

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Speaker 1: the actor? Or DJ the character? Right now? You choose

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Speaker 1: your choice. Look, I put my heart and soul into

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Speaker 1: untitled Marvin MQ project. And I know I know that

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Speaker 1: we're you know, we're only halfway through the first season.

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Speaker 1: It's not out there in the world yet, but I

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Speaker 1: have a feeling it's really going to resonate with a

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Speaker 1: lot of people. And you reminded me of a young

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Speaker 1: actor that I once worked with named James Dean oh

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Speaker 1: j D. Well, I just noticed the parallel now, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. I mean James and Dean were more

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Speaker 1: normal names than Jingle and Dick. But I don't know, man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'm going to give you two thousand dollars if

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Speaker 1: he will just tow j D's trailer. Yeah, is how

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Speaker 1: you do? Right? You just so? Yeah? So he has

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Speaker 1: to be in it though. Look, I mean I can

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Speaker 1: and there were not Okay, I could do it right now.

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Speaker 1: I already locked the door so he can't get out,

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Speaker 1: all right, good, all right, lots of fire eyes. Let's

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Speaker 1: get it going. Look, Marvin, are you familiar with the

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Speaker 1: words two point four million US errors? I think those

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Speaker 1: are numbers, so you are Look, the show was going

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Speaker 1: to be a hit, my boy. Don't worry about it. Okay.

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Speaker 1: As soon as people know I'm in it, you rule

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Speaker 1: game over. Tim, I'm sorry you haven't paid rent. I well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, it's the first today, so I'm sure

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Speaker 1: that if you just refresh the browser, it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: on my phone. I don't see anything. Tim I'm sorry, Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't you have to give it a viction notice.

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Speaker 1: You can't just take my stuff out of my apartment

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Speaker 1: like this. Um, I'm sorry. I just I already signed

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Speaker 1: but how but how did you know that I wasn't

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Speaker 1: gonna I only today? Am I what? You have a

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Speaker 1: whole moving truck here, Jimmy, Timmy, Timmy boyd, you'r agent here?

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Speaker 1: Thank god, you've called some woman just moved into my apartment.

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Speaker 1: I've evicted my car's toad. Give me some good news,

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Speaker 1: all right, I've got bad news and I've got worst news.

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Speaker 1: Ship ship ship, Give me the bad news. First, we're

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Speaker 1: dropping you. What the worst news? Oh god, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can handle the worst. You're never

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Speaker 1: gonna work in this town again. Man, everyone knows what

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Speaker 1: you're a goddamn com me. Hey, hey, Timmy, it's your

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Speaker 1: dad or I guess I should say the man you

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Speaker 1: thought was your dad. I've already spoiled the surprise. Just

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Speaker 1: is that mom behind you? What your father needs to say?

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Speaker 1: These words? Oh? Thanks? Da. What were you saying? Um, sir,

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Speaker 1: here is uh size medium? But I think that you're

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Speaker 1: but you're too fat for a medium? Okay, I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: we got birth certificate and death certificate. Now this is

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00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: gonna this is gonna make this at the price go up.

414
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: This is very good. Turn them over here. Yeah, okay,

415
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: Now do you have any backstory on these people? You

416
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: know anything about them? Okay, okay, okay, now listen, I'm

417
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: gonna be honest here. I've been doing this for a

418
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: long time and I haven't seen two carcasses. And this

419
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 1: could of shape in my entire life. Now, don't get

420
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: too excited. Don't get too excited right now. At auction,

421
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: I'd say, I'd say you can get close to half

422
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: million dollars each for each of these carcasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

423
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: it is good news. Action item number seventeen two carcasses.

424
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna start the bidding at four hundred thousand. Do

425
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: I have a bid at four d We just wave

426
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: pedals rather than to say that umber out loud. Mm hmm, wait,

427
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: preferred if you would wave your paddles four and two

428
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: do I hear for? You've got me doing it now.

429
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: We're looking at four seventy four. I'm not betting, I'm

430
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: just speating. Sorry, I've been waving my my paddle and

431
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: nobody is referencing to I need to shout it out.

432
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: You need to turn your paddal around you four sevening

433
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: looking for four seventy four. Up, there's for Seving turned

434
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: his paddle around. Wow. That was a huge bet or

435
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: bit or whatever it's called. I love a man with

436
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Are you really into auctions, because

437
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,719
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like you're You called it a bat um.

438
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: I bet I don't know, or just I thought that

439
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,719
Speaker 1: you said that you love going to auctions. I love it.

440
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: I love auctions to make me so fucking hot. Well,

441
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: it's weird. You didn't. You didn't. You didn't bid on editing.

442
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: I don't need to when my man's got all the money.

443
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh I see, I see. I uh, I think that

444
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: you're probably just on this. I love auctions dating site

445
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: because you know I have money. Oh, come on, that's

446
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: not true at all at all. It's all pretty clear atough.

447
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: Kevin right, what, No, it's Kenny, It's Ken exactly got

448
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: you jokes? Then you listen. I don't think this is

449
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: working out. You kind of were you? You stuck out

450
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: at the auction. You were a little bit weird. Uh,

451
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: that is scene too. That is scene too. I am

452
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: gonna have to call a stop to that scene. When

453
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: that woman, that voice, that person uses my name, it's over.

454
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: Prot Williams wrote, James, don't read this. You had some redhead.

455
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: Oh and then you uh Robert Williams road hell, Hey,

456
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: all alchemists. You can tell I like you because I

457
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: give you money. Well easy, now. My scene suggestion is

458
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: three words? Or are the three words are nudice, beach catastrophe.

459
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: Thanks for all the laughs. In a very unfunny time. Director,

460
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: I don't know how to be more clear about this.

461
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: The ozone layer right above the beach has broken. Yes,

462
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: I understand, and I know that only you can see

463
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: the whole in this particular rosone layer area. And I

464
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: appreciate you letting us know. I guess that you're concerned

465
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: for everyone's well being. It's not a concern. I mean,

466
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: the alarm is sounding, this is this is what do

467
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Do you want me to

468
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: tell all the newdice to put their clothes on and

469
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: go inside? Is that what? Yes? Yes, yes, exactly, that

470
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: they need to be covered completely. Why are you here

471
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: to warn? You? To warn everyone? You understand this is

472
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: a new tist colony. People have chosen to be here.

473
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: They know what's happening. Nobody wants to be cooked alive.

474
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: It's not a choice. People make it. Director. Please, you

475
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: have the authority to recall everyone back into their homes.

476
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: You need to use that. I'm sorry, he's what's the director?

477
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm the chef buddy together. Oh my god, I am

478
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Oh well, okay, good test runs? All right, everyone,

479
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: This is the little area that I've picked out for

480
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: us today, and I've already let our you know, blankets

481
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: on the ground. And yeah, so now it's just time,

482
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: it's time. Ready, here we go. Okay, it's our first time. Nervous,

483
00:32:54,440 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 1: don't be nervous. It's fun. Bill, just go with it. Marcia, Okay,

484
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: so we just everyone just disrobes. Well, yeah, exactly, exactly.

485
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: On the count of three, here we go, one, two,

486
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: He's it's bifurcated. It's bred headed, Johnny, I've never heard

487
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: that word before. Listen, what if I just went down

488
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: to my you know, undesirable No, Marcia, you gotta fit in.

489
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: How about my unmentionables. You gotta show them your undesirables.

490
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: You're unmentionables. You're untouchables. Everything untouchable. So okay, let me

491
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: touch him. She won't let me touch him. Hi, guys, Hi,

492
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: welcome to the community. I'm Todd. I do need to

493
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: let you know that I do get sexually turned on

494
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: by the side of naked people. Exact thing they make me,

495
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: they make me stay here. Everyone else seems to be

496
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: very cash about things, but I get very turned on. Okay, awesome,

497
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: thanks for let us, No Todd, thank you, grab a snack,

498
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: all right, where were we three? Unmentionable? What's Todd's story? Um,

499
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: he's one of those guys who just kind of pops

500
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: up now and again. Single single, I mean everybody's single here, right,

501
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: all right? Tim, listen up. Okay, this is gonna be

502
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: a little different than your other jobs, I guess, but

503
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: just so when you go out there, Okay, I want

504
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: you to just be joyful. Will be pleasant, to be happy. Um,

505
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: what is this waring shorts? Oh? I've never been. I'm

506
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: just not comfortable with full nudity. Tim. Everyone's everyone's nude here. Okay. Look,

507
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: if you don't take this job, you're not gonna you're

508
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: not gonna anything to eat. Yes, even the employees. Tim. Okay,

509
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: it's just that I have a biperforated peanut. Give him what.

510
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: It's just I have a bi perforated penis. I would

511
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 1: really rather keep my short something. By perforated, you mean

512
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:13,959
Speaker 1: there's two pipes running oxygen into your it's got to Tim, thanks,

513
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: come into my office. Yeah, so I took a look

514
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: at the dicks. Ray, Um, yeah, you do have perforated,

515
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: which means, um, you see those tiny little dots along

516
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: the side of your dick that means if you if

517
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: you yank on it, they'll come off easily. So you

518
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: gotta be careful. Yeah, you gotta be You gotta be

519
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: careful what you're doing with that. I'm lucky. I've been

520
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: pretty rough with it. Hey, Timmy, it's the it's the

521
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: man you thought was your dad, your whole life again.

522
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, just I just want to let you know

523
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: that your mom and I need to take you off

524
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: our insurance seeing as you're no longer related to us.

525
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: Oh wait, even mom even Yeah, the woman you thought

526
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: was your mother is not your mother? Sorry wit what? Yeah?

527
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: But it was nice to get to know you, okay, tim?

528
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: And uh so that's the consultation we ran your insurance.

529
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: Turns out you ain't got none. Uh do you want

530
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,720
Speaker 1: to do credit or cash? Your total here is yikes,

531
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: it's about the price of Frankly, it's a hundred and

532
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: thirty four thousand dollars. Wow. Well, I mean yeah, I

533
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: mean if you're gonna sell an Airloo and make sure

534
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: it's an expensive one, right so, uh yeah, I can

535
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: definitely get this. And I know the market price is

536
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: probably eighty grand for this piece right here, but I

537
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: gotta make a profit. So I'm looking at something. Maybe

538
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 1: you sell it to me for a hundred and twenty

539
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: oh thousand. Yeah, so you give me a grand and

540
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: I'll be able to get this off your hands. Oh no, no, no,

541
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: I need to get I need to walk away with

542
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: a net game game. It's like maybe a hundred and

543
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: thirty two. We're about to make. We just made a deal, buddy,

544
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: you're gonna do that. I'm gonna kick your fucking ask Well,

545
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: don't don't touch me. Don't touch me. You know what

546
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: I think I get the dog out of here that

547
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: just bites and rips. Sorry, Tim, Hi, Yeah, it's so funny, like,

548
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: are you work here but you're wearing shorts? All of

549
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: us are naked. Yeah, it's it's important that there's sometimes

550
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: um some employees. Well you see, I'm sorry coming through,

551
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: just coming through. I'm very very Tim. I'm sorry to

552
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: interrupt you, but I think your shorts are a little

553
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: too small. Anyways, what I mean these are these are

554
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: medium shorts. Hey fella, we can see your bifurcated Pennis.

555
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, they're so why we the shorts?

556
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: We can see the action? Tim. So I've been getting

557
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 1: some reports from people in the field and whatnot, as

558
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: well as some of the other colonists. And um, it

559
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: looks like we're gonna have to um, well, we're gonna

560
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: have to put you out just in the middle of

561
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: the sun for a little bit. Okay, I have I've

562
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: got pretty sensitive skin because I don't usually tan there,

563
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 1: so I just it goes straight to burning. So maybe

564
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: I can ease into it a couple of hours a

565
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: day for a couple of weeks. And whoa, those are

566
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: some burns. Mr. Yeah, I know it happened just here.

567
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: It's a sun burned. It's just more sensitive here because

568
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: I it was just turnover for me. If you whoa

569
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: two hands better than one's. Please don't make jokes about that.

570
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: I have a surgery that I'm supposed to have a

571
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: kiss a matter. No, it's not a joking. Matter. Are

572
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: you gonna put alo on? Or No? What's coming on? Mr?

573
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: That's col isn't it though? And Alo number two? Hey, Tim,

574
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: it's you're agent? Are you don bud? Thank god you calls.

575
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: It's been so long I haven't gotten any work. Yeah, listen,

576
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: I'm just calling to give you the heads up. This

577
00:38:55,320 --> 00:39:00,720
Speaker 1: is me as a friend. The titled Marvin MQ Marvin

578
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: Project that's supposed to be airing soon. Right, what's there?

579
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: They're doing some pickup shots at the new this calling

580
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: and you're now working at Oh that's perfect. I work here,

581
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: So they need you to leave or at least times

582
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: he can't be in the shot and would confuse people.

583
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: Is that Marvin behind you? Yeah? Can, He's got a

584
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: distinct voice. But look, look I'm waiting. Can you see

585
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: auscross the parking lot? Oh yeah, I'll just come over

586
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: by you guys. Don't don't come over here, don't come

587
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: over here. Oh okay, um, I've put this is my job.

588
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to save up for my no. No, but

589
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: well the tim good news looks like the there's been

590
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: a price reduction in the surgery. Oh god, this is

591
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 1: what I've been needing to hear. Bad news with that though,

592
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: is with the price reduction? Um, the normal doctors, surgeons

593
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: and medical professionals have I decided not to do it

594
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: based on the price point. So well you're going to have.

595
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: He's an orc, not the most of of surgeons, but

596
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: he's pretty good at holding small steady objects right, like

597
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: a like a scalpel, like Are you sure that he's

598
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: to hold a battle ax? That's him. That's him. You know,

599
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to spend the eighty

600
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: four thousand dollars unless I get the full fledge. Maybe

601
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: it's worth saving up for this surgery is gonna be

602
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: over in three seconds. If you said you can't let

603
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: Dorsax on me, doctor or dr or There's a young

604
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: woman here named Janet says you're her father. She wants

605
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: to have a word with you. Yeah, I think you're

606
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: my dad. Wow, what a world's converging. That's our show

607
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: for today. We've just got a cop of That's a

608
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: thank everybody. So let's begin, of course at Carlikowski. Thank

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00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: you so very much, Carla, and folks will look up

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Speaker 1: by our very own Chris and Joey. Great, that's exciting,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you being here, James, he and you

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00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: who have you got there? And then I don't know

615
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: if you guys could hear it in the middle she

616
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: just started attacking uh, and it was I started attacking you.

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00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: Her owner actually started attacking my wife, who was trying

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Speaker 1: Thank you for being here, James christ Offer, thank you

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