Speaker 1: A bit of a problem. A bit of a problem, pork.
Speaker 2: If I can't level up, how in the world am
Speaker 2: I supposed to get strong enough to rescue any of
Speaker 2: the heroes.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently you didn't notice, kid, but you just rescued
Speaker 3: one of them. We just gotta find them in Ungod
Speaker 3: Chungkis's cave over there.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I rescued one, but we both know there
Speaker 2: are monsters out there way stronger than level seventeen, and
Speaker 2: what am I gonna do against them?
Speaker 1: They'll probably be smarter too.
Speaker 2: Ungo Chungis wasn't exactly the brightest berry on the bush.
Speaker 3: One step at a time, will you? Yes?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 3: Not being able to level up definitely is an ideal.
Speaker 3: But let's go rescue a hero and figure that stuff
Speaker 3: out later.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hang on a second, look, look over at Ungo Chungis.
Speaker 2: Is he glowing? Huh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like it. Let's check it out. Weird,
Speaker 3: definitely glowing. Does it look like it's coming from anywhere
Speaker 3: in particular? Congratulations on your victory adventure, choose a skill?
Speaker 1: Huh what who said that?
Speaker 3: Sheeez? Chill out, kid, it's just the game master. The
Speaker 3: who the game master? You know the voice that speaks
Speaker 3: to you when you can use some skill points because
Speaker 3: you've leveled the.
Speaker 2: I mean you're telling me there's some game master everyone
Speaker 2: knows about except me because I can't level up.
Speaker 3: Well, something like that. It looks like, but this is weird.
Speaker 3: You didn't level up. Why is the game master telling
Speaker 3: you to choose a skill? Normally you only get to
Speaker 3: do that when you hit certain levels like level five,
Speaker 3: level ten and so on. You shouldn't be able to
Speaker 3: choose a skill just by winning a battle. I've never
Speaker 3: heard of anything like this.
Speaker 1: Wait, I can feel something. I can feel his skills.
Speaker 1: I think she's saying.
Speaker 2: I get to choose one of Unga Chungis's skills to
Speaker 2: have for myself.
Speaker 1: That's why he's growing.
Speaker 3: Whoa, that's amazing. I mean you didn't level up, but
Speaker 3: you get to learn a brand new skill at level one.
Speaker 3: That ain't bad, kid. What are your choices? Hmm?
Speaker 1: It looks like there are two and you.
Speaker 3: What's the matter?
Speaker 1: His skills are gross? I don't want these.
Speaker 2: I have a choice between echoing birth and horrible stench,
Speaker 2: and the first one lets me make a really.
Speaker 1: Loud always to stun smaller enemies.
Speaker 2: And the second one gives me a chance to knock
Speaker 2: enemies unconscious for thirty seconds with the smell of my feet.
Speaker 3: Yesh, Well, not the best skills, sure, but Vegas can't
Speaker 3: be choosing as kid.
Speaker 1: Uh huh nope, I'm not taking these skills.
Speaker 2: But at least we know now that if I can
Speaker 2: manage to win battles, I'll get some random skills to
Speaker 2: choose from, and hopefully the next ones will be better. Uh.
Speaker 3: Your choice, But if you don't want to take them,
Speaker 3: then let's get out of here before he wakes up
Speaker 3: and decides to use any of those skills on us.
Speaker 1: Good point. Let's go find us a hero.
Speaker 3: Finally, the inside of Uncle Jungus's cave. Wow, what a
Speaker 3: bunch of jump.
Speaker 1: You're not kidding. What is all this stuff?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I guess these are all things under
Speaker 3: chung Iss sees as treasure.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Let's see an old grandfather clock, a bag of sands,
Speaker 2: and some kind of weird broken guitar.
Speaker 3: What even is this?
Speaker 1: I think that's a rubber chicken rubber what now?
Speaker 3: Who wants that?
Speaker 1: I don't know the real question is do you see
Speaker 1: a hero?
Speaker 3: No? No, I don't all I see is trash, garbage
Speaker 3: and junk. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: Hang on a second, Uncle Chucks apparently likes some weird stuff,
Speaker 2: right obviously, so maybe things that are actually valuable aren't
Speaker 2: all that interesting to it.
Speaker 3: Wait are you saying the junk and the garbage is
Speaker 3: all out here in front because it's what he likes,
Speaker 3: meaning the good stuff would be farther back in the cave.
Speaker 1: It's worth looking.
Speaker 3: I guess you're right. Let's see. You might be right, kid.
Speaker 3: Here's a painting that's in decent shape, not broken or anything.
Speaker 1: Yep. And here's a sword with just a tiny bit
Speaker 1: of rust on it.
Speaker 3: Not that well. I know what I gotta do, huh.
Speaker 3: I gotta dive into the trash. Bet you the best
Speaker 3: stuff is on the bottom. Now that we're near the
Speaker 3: back of the cave.
Speaker 1: Oh you are sure you want to do that?
Speaker 3: Not really, but it's our best shot. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Don't stay down there too long. You gotta come up for.
Speaker 3: Air, kid, I need your help.
Speaker 2: Down here.
Speaker 3: I found something.
Speaker 1: I'll say. You've got a diamond stuck in your horns.
Speaker 3: That a fact?
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: This ain't no normal diamond. It's kind of glowy, ain't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Almost like it's got sunlight stored in it. What would
Speaker 2: you call something like that? Maybe like a solar diamond?
Speaker 3: Whoever heard of something like that?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 3: This won't helpless, But I do need you down here
Speaker 3: with me because I think I found our.
Speaker 2: Hero, didn't That's gotta be one of the heroes, right,
Speaker 2: trapped in some kind of magical crystal?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why is a Why is the crystal covered in
Speaker 3: red spots?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: It's not? I think you need to sit down and
Speaker 1: catch your breath.
Speaker 3: Good idea, kid, been a while since I went swimming.
Speaker 3: I'm built more for raw strength, you.
Speaker 1: Know, sure, pork whatever you say? So is it one
Speaker 1: of our heroes?
Speaker 3: Wow? A whole five seconds, So let me catch my breath. Thanks,
Speaker 3: let's take a look. Oh yeah, that's definitely one of
Speaker 3: the heroes.
Speaker 1: Huh why'd you say it like that? That's a good.
Speaker 3: Thing, right, Well, yeah, of course it's a good thing.
Speaker 3: It's just I might have chosen a different hero for
Speaker 3: us to find. First.
Speaker 1: Why who is it?
Speaker 3: Remember earlier when I mentioned a princess. This is her
Speaker 3: princess Mika?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, we already found the princess. Let me see huh,
Speaker 1: she doesn't really look like like how I pictured. She
Speaker 1: looks kind of.
Speaker 3: Just go ahead and say it, mad, she looks angry. Yep,
Speaker 3: that's Princess Mika for you. But take my advice don't
Speaker 3: call a princess just Meka.
Speaker 2: But why does she look like that? Aren't princesses usually
Speaker 2: kind and sweet.
Speaker 3: And all that? Says? Ho, Princesses are just like you
Speaker 3: and me, kid, And Mika's not bad once you get
Speaker 3: to Noah, she's just a little intense, scrappy, energetic, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and let me guess she's probably got some
Speaker 2: really interesting skills.
Speaker 1: Can she talk to animals? Heal people?
Speaker 3: Ooh?
Speaker 2: I bet she can sing really pretty and put monsters
Speaker 2: to sleep.
Speaker 3: She's a warrior monk.
Speaker 1: A warrior monk like a fighter class.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's a bold, barefisted brawler. This one little
Speaker 3: bit of a temper, But when things get crazy, you'll
Speaker 3: be glad she's on your side. Now, let's figure out
Speaker 3: how to get her out of this crystal.
Speaker 1: Which is a time twister.
Speaker 2: Right, Maybe if we can figure out what he did
Speaker 2: to trap her, we can figure out how to undo it.
Speaker 3: One step ahead of your kid, this crystal is called
Speaker 3: our glass. It stops time for anything trapped inside it,
Speaker 3: which is good because otherwise poor Mika here would be
Speaker 3: starving by now. But for her, not even one second
Speaker 3: has passed since our battle with Glitch when he trapped
Speaker 3: everyone me included our glass.
Speaker 2: Huh So if it stops time, then maybe we need
Speaker 2: something that speeds time up.
Speaker 1: That might melt the hour.
Speaker 3: Glass worth the shot. But I don't know about anything
Speaker 3: that speeds time up.
Speaker 1: Leave it to me.
Speaker 2: And when you're stuck at level one forever and you're
Speaker 2: a Blacksmith's kid, you'll learn a lot of tricks. Ever
Speaker 2: heard of a time jerine? Uh?
Speaker 3: I think you mean tangerine kid? Little round fruits look
Speaker 3: and taste kind of an orange, right, No.
Speaker 1: Not a tangerine, a time jurine.
Speaker 2: They're rare, but they've got some really interesting effects if
Speaker 2: you know what to do with them.
Speaker 1: There's a spot down the mountain that might Oh.
Speaker 3: Hey, I knew it. Poor kids finally lost it talking
Speaker 3: about weird made up fruits swimming in the trash when
Speaker 3: we've already pulled Mika out of it. I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to find some other adventure at to help on this
Speaker 3: quest why me.
Speaker 1: Look, unga Chung has already had one in here.
Speaker 3: Pretty sure that's just a rotten tangerine.
Speaker 2: Kid.
Speaker 3: Look, it's even starting to turn green.
Speaker 1: No, that's the way time gerines are supposed to look.
Speaker 2: Just trust me. If you take out the seeds and
Speaker 2: mash them up, you get a pulp. It slows time
Speaker 2: down for anyone.
Speaker 1: Who eats them.
Speaker 2: But if you squeeze the juice out and boil it
Speaker 2: into a syrup, it speeds time up. Let's just try this.
Speaker 2: Let me make some syrup and pour it on that
Speaker 2: out glass.
Speaker 3: Sure, kid, if that'll make you happy, you go for it.
Speaker 1: Just wait and see.
Speaker 2: Okay, the time jerine syrup is ready, let's pour it
Speaker 2: on the hourglass.
Speaker 3: Huh uh yeah, here we go. I guess hey, whoa whoa,
Speaker 3: it's working. The hour glass is Melton. I don't believe it. Kid,
Speaker 3: you're a genius. Okay, whoa whoa.
Speaker 1: Woh, you'll never take me alive. Blitch hundred Best Ury
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