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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever se.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, Yep, there it is there it is.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My

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Speaker 3: Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 4: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 4: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 3: motherfuckers have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode. Boy,

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Speaker 3: I was sitting there, I was like, have we done

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Speaker 3: shine yet? Have we done a shine intro yet?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: You did bearing to leave you, But I've always said,

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Speaker 4: where's the shine?

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Speaker 3: Biotick Yea, he's got an interesting guy. Yeah, that motherfucker

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Speaker 3: is from Belize. He's a Jew like very his dad

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Speaker 3: is like a politician and Belize. It comes from a

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Speaker 3: good Bellizian family. And he did not have to act

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Speaker 3: that way. He had a lot, a lot of stuff

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Speaker 4: To be a shooter of a Puffy of all people,

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Speaker 4: seems crazy.

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Speaker 3: Puffy Puffy has shooters. Man. I maybe Puffy Puffy doesn't

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Speaker 3: need his rappers to step in that. He's got big,

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Speaker 4: If you're hanging out with Puffy and j Lo. Dare

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Speaker 4: I say, you shouldn't have to shoot anybody.

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Speaker 3: You should you should be you be fine. Just don't

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Speaker 3: shoot anybody.

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Speaker 4: You're with Jenny from the block.

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Speaker 3: Come on, man. Puffy has has slapped Drake and punched

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Speaker 3: j Cole and has remained unscathed. You know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: He's unscared and he's bullied some of the most powerful

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I poor Sean, hold your

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Speaker 4: head up wherever you are. I feel like you're in

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Speaker 4: a difficult place.

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Speaker 3: I think he's doing better. I think he's back to

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Speaker 3: being like a true like jew and doing you know,

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Speaker 3: he's real focused on on his jewels.

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Speaker 4: He gave it up.

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Speaker 3: No, I think he went back after prison. I think

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Speaker 3: he became more focused on that. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe,

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Speaker 3: maybe maybe I'm misremembering, and he in fact has announced Judaism.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. That's not what we're here to talk about.

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Speaker 3: But no, truly, this couldn't be further from what we

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Speaker 3: need to talk about today. We got we got an email,

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Speaker 3: big email, big email, A substantial email. We've had some

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Speaker 3: think are meaningful because we thank you for taking the

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Speaker 3: time that it means the world to us. But also,

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Speaker 3: shut the fuck up, nigga, come on, you ain't gotta

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Speaker 3: talk all that.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna like it. I'm not like, I'm not as,

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Speaker 4: I'm not as I'm not as busy as you would think.

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Speaker 4: I mean, ship today, I was just hanging out down

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Speaker 4: by the creek. That's fine, you said you saw.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to set this up like comics unleashed,

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Speaker 3: but you said you you saw something by the creek today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw bird catching fish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It felt like it felt like a sign, like like,

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Speaker 4: isn't that what isn't that how they discovered Mexico. Bird

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Speaker 4: caught a snake on a cactus and they were like,

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Speaker 4: we're home.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 3: They were like, fuck yeah, we got to chill here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what happened to me down by the creek.

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Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, are you gonna build something over there? What

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Speaker 3: are you gonna do?

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Speaker 4: I was homeless. Guys they already have like their own structure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like I experienced the same experience they had and

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Speaker 3: when they discovered Mexico. But but personally, it's not gonna

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Speaker 4: Well, on house Guys, a guy who hit me to

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Speaker 4: it because I was just walking and he was like,

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Speaker 4: then it was like, yeah, yeah, I got a picture

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Speaker 3: Oh fuck, yeah, hell it's great. You know what I

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Speaker 3: saw at the beach not not too long ago, is

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Speaker 6: And yeah I did because you know you, you're so well.

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Speaker 3: I liked it because my heart is black.

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Speaker 4: And that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Vultures make good pets if you can numb your heart enough.

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Speaker 3: But vulture is a wonderful pet. But but I just like,

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Speaker 3: you're watching the little like behind the curtain of nature

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Speaker 4: Sad to see nature on sensors.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nature uncut.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, two am bombs asleep. Now I'm gonna watch these

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Speaker 4: vultures eat these rats or whatever.

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Speaker 3: It's just a vulture sliding a credit card down the

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Speaker 3: lines booty like damn Nature Wild Night?

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Speaker 4: Can you be et Cut available for purchase?

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Speaker 3: I got some so I you know I would.

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Speaker 4: Buy it on itues, I would buy it.

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Speaker 3: I think if you dig deep enough in those bins

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Speaker 3: at Walgreens that they be putting out with you, just

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Speaker 3: with is DVDs of of things that don't exist anymore.

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Speaker 3: I think you'll find some some box sets for for

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Speaker 3: b et young Cut.

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Speaker 4: I would put it right next to my Martin box set.

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Speaker 4: I'd watch it just as much.

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Speaker 3: You started the Night with Martin in the Night with

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Speaker 4: Was it ninety eight?

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Speaker 3: Come on, I'm own baby.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got some minute made fruit punches going downs.

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Speaker 3: But okay, we got an email from a person known

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Speaker 3: as Denise. Denise sent us a message that says, Hey,

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Speaker 3: Langston and David, I get so much joy listening to

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Speaker 3: the pod. Y'all are so funny. My god, what a

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Speaker 3: treat have y'all considered a Patreon? Ooh money? Do you

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Speaker 3: already have one? And I'm missing it? Question Mark? Anyways,

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Speaker 3: here's my conspiracy. In middle school, I was told that

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Speaker 3: the female body will repel a man that is genetically

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Speaker 3: too close or incompatible with her. This came from a

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Speaker 3: fellow sixth grader when I said I was disgusted after

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Speaker 3: my first kiss. I didn't think anything of it because

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Speaker 3: it was wet and sloppy and legitimately gross. But I

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Speaker 3: and she said something to the effect, to the same effect. Apparently,

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Speaker 3: wrong by how she reacted to their smell. Maybe they sank,

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Speaker 3: Maybe they were cousins. God damn, the idea kiss her cousin.

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Speaker 3: That's the suggestion here is that either you are too

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Speaker 3: and I think close. It wasn't quite clear, but I

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Speaker 4: This is a hot take. I think under eighteen that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what oh you mean kissing cousins. Yeah that under

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Speaker 3: eight you get to go all the way to eighteen.

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Speaker 4: I mean you're somewhere around there, and then you can.

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Speaker 3: Kiss your cousin before you go off to war.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's terrible. I don't think it's terrible

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Speaker 4: if your first French kiss is your cousin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: I Ason, as that came out of my mouth, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's not that I think I fundamentally disagree,

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Speaker 3: but I can't bring myself to be like, yeah, I

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Speaker 3: get it, Doug with you on that.

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Speaker 4: I just I mean, people pay like it just makes

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Speaker 4: sense to me. It's I'm saying, after eighteen, you're clearly

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Speaker 4: doing something wrong. I think kids being kids in your

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Speaker 4: first kissing your cousin, I think that's okay. I don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I I've never kissed a.

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Speaker 4: Cousin either me either, full disclosure, that was his cousin

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Speaker 3: He ain't no kissing.

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Speaker 4: She kissed me.

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Speaker 3: No, I know, and the bench was aggressive.

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Speaker 4: No, but yeah, I think that's all right. But anyways,

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So, apparently, in theory, at least based off of

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Speaker 3: being kicked off by these your cousin, these unwanted individuals

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Speaker 3: this person. Denis goes on to say, the idea is

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Speaker 3: that the following wood slash could occur. Vaginal pH will

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Speaker 3: bacterial vaginosis? Oh? Hell yeah, there we go, so bacterial vaginosis.

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Speaker 3: She will be disgusted, slash gagged by his body smell

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Speaker 3: and the taste of his Come. This is graphic. Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 3: my god, Denise. We have children listening. These fucking kids

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Speaker 3: are reading about you, talking about taste and come, what's

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Speaker 3: what's wrong with you? Denise?

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Speaker 4: And for the record, I think it's only okay to

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Speaker 4: tastes come after the age at.

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Speaker 3: You put it inside you. But don't you taste it?

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Speaker 3: Don't you taste it? You are ready? She goes on

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Speaker 3: to s a larger chance of birth abnormalities and mental delays. Goddamn.

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Speaker 3: And additionally, the sound of his voice will make her

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Speaker 4: So here's what I'm Here's where I am conflicted, right,

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Speaker 4: because I have been with this a lady who she

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Speaker 4: I don't mean pussy smell. I just mean her general

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Speaker 4: aura was not like like like something about it didn't

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Speaker 4: But on the other hand, people have kids with their

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Speaker 3: Oh, you think it's more common than we realize.

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Speaker 4: I think it's I don't think it's that uncommon.

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Speaker 3: Damn. You think there's a lot of cousin born babies

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think. I think. I think there's a lot

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Speaker 3: I think it's Oh shit, So it's not always leaning

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Speaker 3: like people are are more careful when they're sucking their cousins.

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Speaker 4: I mean no, no, but I mean if it would,

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Speaker 4: if it were to repel you that much, that would

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Speaker 4: never happen. And I think that does kind of happen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do think isn't Rudy Giuliani, isn't his wife

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Speaker 3: his cousin? If I'm not mistaken, Yeah, I knew I

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Speaker 3: was right about this. I think, and I think they're

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Speaker 3: like close cousins. I don't think it's like some thirds.

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Speaker 4: It's like their actual cousins.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's like I think there's some baby

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Speaker 3: pictures in bathtubs, you know what I mean, that's where

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Speaker 3: but yeah, I'm pretty sure Rudy Giuliani and and while

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Speaker 3: he looks disgusting, I don't think he's ever looked disgusted

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Speaker 3: at at her face. Second cousins, I'm being corrected.

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Speaker 4: And kids are okay, right, No, no, you've never seen

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Speaker 4: I mean, they knew this could happen.

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Speaker 3: They knew it could happen.

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Speaker 4: They knew this could happen. And he was like, I

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Speaker 4: then why wouldn't your your family should smell the worst team? Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, my mom should be stinky.

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Speaker 4: No, we were talking about cousins, and you brought it

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Speaker 4: Do you have any of those?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't every all my cousins are just.

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Speaker 4: For you, the hot cousin.

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Speaker 3: That's not my business to decide. I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 4: That's spoken like a hot cousin.

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Speaker 3: And I can say that you're the hot cousin that

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Speaker 4: I can't say that for the rest of the family though.

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Speaker 3: That ain't none of my business. Baby. I ain't barbecue

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Speaker 4: With a napkin because I'm a hot cousin.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I bring my own timfoil. But what am I?

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Speaker 3: What am I?

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Speaker 4: I'm just a good quote. Olivia Olivia's right email us

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Speaker 4: Wait a second, I have a lot of questions immediately

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Speaker 4: Then maybe you guys are cousins because you're slow as fuck.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Tracey McGrady and Vince Carter found out

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Speaker 4: It's different.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, big dog. I we didn't read where

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Speaker 4: It weren't fucking they played basketball, different teams like that.

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Speaker 4: You don't think we share a house. I haven't all

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Speaker 4: about our families. And I'm gonna stop you right there.

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Speaker 4: You don't think that Vince Carter and Tracy McGrady never

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Speaker 4: they were cousins. I am in nowhere near as confident

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Speaker 3: I have no doubt in my mind.

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Speaker 4: Oh you have no doubt in your right. I think

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Speaker 4: Do you hear what you're saying?

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Speaker 5: I know exactly what I'm saying. Don't believe anything right

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Speaker 5: now that I feel one hundred percent that Vince starter

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Speaker 5: of athletes, we're hanging out doing cool jump over NIGGA

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Speaker 4: I mean, there's the clip for the episode. But I

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Speaker 4: Jump over nigga?

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Speaker 3: Shit, I don't know. It's like, once you jump over

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Speaker 4: All right, this is crazy. This is this is you

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Speaker 3: I've never I've never jumped over a person. I don't

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Speaker 4: You tell me what, somebody that feels pretty good.

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Speaker 3: I don't. But anybody could beat somebody up. There are

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think that that would make me want

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Speaker 3: All right, well, stage's own.

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Speaker 4: That's not the height of mind though. Like when I

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Speaker 4: I want to do is run out and run a train.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't think it was

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Speaker 4: How much time were they spending together? Is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Joe Rogan's house. Yeah, but you've been in spaces that's

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Speaker 4: not the class. No, I think you guys are the same.

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Speaker 4: I would.

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Speaker 3: When I watch your comedy and then when I watched

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Speaker 3: Ah, I do think. I think, whether whether or not

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but still when somebody comes out as a creep,

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Speaker 4: I still didn't know.

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Speaker 3: No, that's not what I'm saying, But I am saying

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Speaker 4: I'm saying I haven't been around long enough to run

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you and Earthquake ain't for real. For real peers,

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Speaker 3: do you know what I'm saying? You have done some

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Speaker 4: With no I have it. I have it weird shop clubs. Well,

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Speaker 4: stop stop pointing at me. First of all, it's not

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Speaker 4: weird strip club shit. It's not weird to go to

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Speaker 4: mump that in with fucking what you're talking about. That's

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Speaker 4: That's just the fucking Hey, come up to the hotel,

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Speaker 3: I don't think they did it that way. I think

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Speaker 3: McGrady swung in. Because it was Vince Carter doing most

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Speaker 4: Because he's kind of goofy looking.

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Speaker 3: He's a little goofy looking, but he's taller. And if

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Speaker 3: you if you're a betting man, he's gonna be the

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know though Vince had his peak.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, man. I think you're playing first of all.

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Speaker 4: I think you're playing out how handsome, how charming, and

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Speaker 3: I think Vince Carter was an exceptional player. I think

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Speaker 3: I think they thought it was wil for like three years. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: They would have started training these girls. And he wasn't

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Speaker 4: running trains on the back end. Man, he was doing

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Speaker 4: it when it was white hot. He he was doing

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Speaker 3: Wasn't Tracy also in that commercial commercial? No, in the

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Speaker 3: they're like the same age, are they. Yeah, I'm pretty

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Speaker 3: sure they're. They're like near the same draft class.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm looking it up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're They're not that far off, which is why

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 4: They need to reissue those Team Acadidas. You remember those?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, those were the shoes I wore the most

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Speaker 3: in in high school when I was hoping.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I believe that.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is my fucking guy.

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Speaker 4: All right. So Tmac born seventy nine and Vince Carter.

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Speaker 3: Born nineteen forty three.

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Speaker 4: Vince Carter born seventy seven.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, they're they're close to the same age.

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Speaker 4: But I think that let me see that I don't

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Speaker 4: I have. I just don't think they were trained. I

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Speaker 4: don't think they were I don't think they were training

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Speaker 4: it together. I don't think they were hanging out enough

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Speaker 3: Well, look, man, I want them to have that kind

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Speaker 4: I know you're not. You've been screaming about it. You

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Speaker 4: hit the double voice with it.

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Speaker 3: I demand that they have that kind of relationship. So

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Speaker 3: Vince Carter and Tracey McGrady if you are listening, and

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Speaker 3: I pray to God you are get out there running train. Hellas,

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Speaker 3: what do you know.

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Speaker 4: Is a train?

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Speaker 3: If it's only two guys, no, it's a threesome. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to encourage them. I don't want them to

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Speaker 3: feel discouraged by it. So fellas I have another cousin

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Speaker 3: in the league, Oh, that'd be cool. What if their

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Speaker 3: cousin is Darvin Ham And that's why they ain't tell nobody. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: like our old cousins, old polities.

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Speaker 5: But.

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Speaker 3: I don't like I know he's the head coach of

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Speaker 3: the Lakers now, but I don't like the way he looks.

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Speaker 3: So just don't tell nobody. You with us?

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Speaker 4: Well, I think we got to the bottom of that.

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Speaker 5: I do.

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Speaker 3: It seems Denise, if we were to to try to

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Speaker 3: answer this question, it seems like there might be some

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Speaker 3: truth to what you're saying. But maybe it's not so

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Speaker 3: dramatic as some of the more haunting things that were

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Speaker 3: suggested about heaving up your organ at the at the

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Speaker 3: mere smell of your cousin or an ugo.

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Speaker 4: But to go back, I will say I have smelled

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Speaker 4: a stinky girl and been like, oh, this isn't gonna work.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I've also been with girls who do not stink,

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Speaker 3: but somehow the smell did not work for me in

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Speaker 3: a way that like was a major turn off.

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to say. I'm not seeing these

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Speaker 4: I've been with a bunch of stinky girls. I'm not

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Speaker 4: saying they.

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Speaker 3: Well, then don't say stink.

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Speaker 4: You said stink, Okay, I've been with You're making it

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Speaker 4: sound like I'm going under the bridge.

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Speaker 7: You said there was I mean, you know, I meant that.

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Speaker 7: You shouted, who's in here? And then Meryl called back,

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Speaker 7: said me, and then you walked over, you sniffed her,

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Speaker 7: and you were like, I can't do that.

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Speaker 4: That's not what happened. I want to defend two things here. Hey,

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Speaker 4: they weren't stinky girls. They were just girls who smells

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Speaker 4: didn't jive with mine. I was not doing anything strangely

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Speaker 4: sexual with any of my colleagues. If anything, it was

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Speaker 4: just at the strip club. I don't know why Langston

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Speaker 4: is hating. He was pointing a lot. I did not

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Speaker 4: like that. Thank you for your email, Denise.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Denise, and please anybody out there who wants

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Speaker 3: to discuss pheromones or cousin fucking Please send us, send

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Speaker 3: us your thoughts, your your your drop, send us whatever

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Speaker 3: the fuck you got to mymama pod at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: We would love to hear from you. Boy. You want

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Speaker 3: to tell the people where they can find you and

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Speaker 3: what cool shit you have going on.

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Speaker 4: I don't have too much crazy shit going on. June eighteenth, though, DC, Washington,

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Speaker 4: d C. I will be headlining the Washington DC Improv

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Speaker 4: co headlining with my million man Jamel Johnson aka Broccoli

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Speaker 4: House aka Fat Riley aka pumpa Nickel with a slice

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Speaker 4: of Rye. It's gonna be a good time. And then

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Speaker 4: you know, other than that, you know, go on Instagram

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Speaker 4: all that shit.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, go on Instagram, follow David and go to

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Speaker 3: that DC show. And as always, you can follow me

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Speaker 3: at Langston Herman on Instagram. And if you want to

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Speaker 3: see me live, I'll be I'll be this weekend I

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Speaker 3: believe it is still Bloomington, Indiana at the Comedy Attic,

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Speaker 3: and then the following weekend I'll be at the Atlanta

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Speaker 3: Comedy Theater, and then the weekend after that I'll be

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Speaker 3: in Las Vegas at Wise. Guys and God damn it.

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Speaker 3: The weekend after that, I'll be at Hilarities in Cleveland.

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Speaker 3: So I got weekend a lot of runs coming up, folks,

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Speaker 3: and I'd love for you all to fill them. Seats

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Speaker 3: And as always, please follow the YouTube, subscribe, do all

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Speaker 3: the things, watch the show in other ways, comment right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, leave comments, We gotta comments. Comments are good.

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Speaker 3: Oh, nobody's hurting our feelings.

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Speaker 4: See no, no, no, they're all pretty good. They're all

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Speaker 4: like man, David's so handsome and Lengthston so fun.

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Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah all right, yeah, I'll take that around. Well,

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Speaker 3: it hurts my feelings too, If that makes you feel better. Boy,

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Speaker 3: does that sting? I can feel it in your voice

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Speaker 3: when that when the art form isn't the priority. Hoof No,

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Speaker 3: that one really cuts you deep, you know, No, it.

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Speaker 4: Makes your life rife with difficulties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh anyway, subscribe to the YouTube, leave nice lots

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Speaker 3: of nice comments or a mean one. Who's who the fuck?

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Speaker 1: You know? Whatever?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 3: And and that's it. I think that's it. By Bitch.

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Speaker 1: mother fucking Mini ever Sew Mini episode, Well, the fucking

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Speaker 1: Mini ever sew

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Speaker 3: The all has been said,