Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties. Hello. Yes, Hello,
Speaker 1: this is Ted there. Ooh, I'm calling from Marrow Customer Service.
Speaker 1: I was looking for Debbie. It's about a couch that
Speaker 1: you have not received yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got her, it's been like three weeks.
Speaker 1: Well, the reason I'm calling today's to inform you that
Speaker 1: that couch that you had ordered from us, the one
Speaker 1: it is three weeks late. Yeah, yes, it is unfortunately
Speaker 1: dead and gone and I'm so sorry about this. What.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm in The couch is.
Speaker 1: Dead and gone. It is ruined, and we cannot deliver
Speaker 1: that couch now because it is dead and gone. And
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? How is it ruined?
Speaker 1: Well, I just go ahead and explain what happened. So,
Speaker 1: somehow a delivery driver that was delivering the couch was
Speaker 1: delivering on time, but he got the address wrong and
Speaker 1: he delivered it to a local karaoke bar. And so
Speaker 1: the couch has been in the karaoke bar for three weeks.
Speaker 2: And no, no, wait a second, why would it go
Speaker 2: to a different address.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I said. When I saw it, I said,
Speaker 1: how could you get karaoke bar? Mixed up with a
Speaker 1: residential a address, so that count has been in the
Speaker 1: karaoke bar, and then have you ever done karaoke before?
Speaker 1: It can be a blast?
Speaker 2: You know what, I don't really see how that where's
Speaker 2: another couch for me? Then, like you guys have to
Speaker 2: replace what I already paid for? So where is my couch?
Speaker 1: Well, the couches at the karaoke bar.
Speaker 3: But don't you care about that couch?
Speaker 1: But you sometimes we need do with the karaoke, you know,
Speaker 1: can't stop believing that's always my song?
Speaker 2: What's you don't care about karaoke?
Speaker 3: Stop talking about karaoke. I paid for that couch, so
Speaker 3: you just need.
Speaker 2: To find me the same one.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, that was the last one that we had made,
Speaker 1: so there is no more options for that couch, you see.
Speaker 1: And so that's the problem that we're haven't over here
Speaker 1: is trying to.
Speaker 2: You need to refund me and I just will never
Speaker 2: deal with your company again.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we can offer a refund at this time, but
Speaker 1: we are willing to have that couch taken if you
Speaker 1: would like the couch steal, even though it's kind of
Speaker 1: dead gowing and it's got sweatt sing a sweat on
Speaker 1: it and alcohol. But you could have it delivered. We
Speaker 1: could pick that up and deliver it today if you
Speaker 1: want it. You could have your couch by this afternoon.
Speaker 2: No, I do not.
Speaker 3: Want the couch that's been in a karaoke bar with
Speaker 3: god nose who has.
Speaker 1: Sweet sweaty sing a sweat sweatest sing a sweat all
Speaker 1: over it.
Speaker 3: Wait whatever you said that I ordered or I want
Speaker 3: a refund?
Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately, like I said, we cannot do a refund
Speaker 1: for refund on that. But I'm prepared to offer you
Speaker 1: some other options because I wasn't sure if you'd like
Speaker 1: the US sweaty single sweat. The sweaty single sweat. Yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't think so that's why it's been dead gone
Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry. But we do have a dion
Speaker 1: nets it. It is the same process.
Speaker 3: No, I don't need a Dynetta. I'm sorry. Why exactly
Speaker 3: couldn't you give me a refund? Because you messed it up?
Speaker 3: So I want my money back.
Speaker 1: We got a bright pink credenza if you.
Speaker 3: Were like that bright pink credenza.
Speaker 2: Seriously, I ordered a couch. What would you like me
Speaker 2: to do? Is a bright pink credenza shit on it
Speaker 2: and watch my shows or.
Speaker 1: You speak, and I'll just let you know. I did
Speaker 1: talk to the bar and they are prepared to offer
Speaker 1: you first ride at any karaoke song you want to
Speaker 1: sing if you want to come down.
Speaker 3: I don't care about karaoke. I'm not going to karaoke
Speaker 3: to sit on a couch that I paid for. You
Speaker 3: know what, I'm done speaking with you.
Speaker 2: I want to talk to your manager or supervisor whoever,
Speaker 2: like you should.
Speaker 3: Not be doing any kindom customer service. It's just been ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's understandable. I can tell that you are pretty fired
Speaker 1: up right now and I'm so sorry about this and
Speaker 1: more onery than a bear with a throwne in his pall,
Speaker 1: which is understandable.
Speaker 3: What you know what again, manager, I'm done with you.
Speaker 2: You're late.
Speaker 1: How about I tell you that this is actually Jebel
Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
Speaker 1: and your husband set you up. It's a joke. He
Speaker 1: said that you ordered to couch and it's three weeks late,
Speaker 1: and you're angry about it and you wanted to mess
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm kidding. It's not at a karaoke bar. I
Speaker 1: don't know where it is though, but he just wanted
Speaker 1: to have some fun with you. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I thank God because I'm not going to karaoke
Speaker 1: Bar wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks.