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Speaker 1: Gosh. I've realized that although I've been a pretty good

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Speaker 1: lead host for the show, I don't think I've been

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Speaker 1: a very good friend to you guys, all right, I

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Speaker 1: don't feel I do. I mean, like Alexis, never once

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Speaker 1: have I offered to be your designated driver when you

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Speaker 1: get crunk on White Claw and vodcast.

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Speaker 2: It was uber.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: Jose, even though I know I gave you a plant

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Speaker 1: as a housewarming gift the other day and the way

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Speaker 1: I definitely opted for the cheapest one.

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Speaker 3: It was on the clearance rack at the gas station.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I think this.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to live very long anyway.

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Speaker 1: And the brook don't even get me started with you.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how much crap I've talked behind your back.

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Speaker 3: Over my old coworkers. I can tell you that your

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Speaker 3: kids too. Oh good times, I gotta say. But not

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Speaker 3: a good friend. But I feel like you're still finding

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Speaker 3: joy that it's wrong with me.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying I feel bad, but I found

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Speaker 1: so much joy in this Wow.

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Speaker 3: But I realized then I'm a bad person.

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Speaker 1: So I want to make it up to all of

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Speaker 1: you today. And that's why I'm gifting everyone in this room,

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Speaker 1: is it? Yes, that's your present from me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it scared a bird raven statue.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't expect you guys to know anything about birds.

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Speaker 1: It's a Crow's the show crow?

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Speaker 3: The show crow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you guys can pass it around your desk,

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Speaker 1: share it if you ever need somebody to talk to.

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Speaker 1: Don't talk to me, talk to the show crow.

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Speaker 2: Do you like my children?

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Speaker 3: Oh? God, I don't think he's not a fanny.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we could start a new tradition here. Whoever singing

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Speaker 1: during the shot caller should be holding the show crow.

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Speaker 1: Because it's time for the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We have a bucket full of names. Are gonna draw

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Speaker 1: one ounce and who gets asked a trivia question. If

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Speaker 1: you answer wrong, the punishment is to be shocked while

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Speaker 1: singing a song. So text into seven, eight, five, nine

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Speaker 1: to tell us which one you'd like to hear. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna draw a name out because I had the shot

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Speaker 1: collar last.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say?

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Speaker 3: Did you buy this pro?

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Speaker 2: Just because it I'm gonna say it right now. It

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Speaker 2: looks like it used show like you already had the

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Speaker 2: same house.

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Speaker 3: I think it may.

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Speaker 1: Have been a regift. It is, like you said, Brook,

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Speaker 1: it's the thought that counts. I drew a name out

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Speaker 1: and it's Alexis bad as e walk color.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, job, yes.

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Speaker 1: Al Alexis is gonna put on the shot collar while

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Speaker 1: that happens. Did you, Jake, please read us the shot

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Speaker 1: collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: When you're dumping someone, you're probably not going to tell

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Speaker 3: them the real reason, or you just might sugarcoat it.

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Speaker 3: For example, I think your eyes are beautiful, I just

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Speaker 3: can't see them because of the size of your nose,

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Speaker 3: and because of that, I think you should see other people.

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Speaker 3: That can happen. It can happen, But most of the

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Speaker 3: time you'll say something like I feel like we just

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Speaker 3: aren't connecting anymore, or we're moving in different directions. Well,

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Speaker 3: a new survey ask people for the real reasons they've

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Speaker 3: broken up with someone. I need you to tell me

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Speaker 3: the top four most popular ways, and I'll give you

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Speaker 3: a golden guess right off the bat. Tell me something

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Speaker 3: you think is on the list, and I'll tell you

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Speaker 3: if you're correct or not.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would think of real reason someone

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Speaker 2: would break up because they met somebody else. That's what

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking too that ask it. That's so easy though,

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Speaker 2: I know that's the thing. I want to waste it

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Speaker 2: on that. All right, I'll ask you because they met

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Speaker 2: someone else.

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Speaker 3: Meeting someone else is not on the list.

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Speaker 1: Jobs.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I want to.

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Speaker 2: Put that number one.

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Speaker 3: Well, you guys are cheating, I think.

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Speaker 2: I'm it's like breaking up with someone because you meet

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Speaker 2: somebody else that you're more interested in.

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Speaker 1: So what other reasons?

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Speaker 2: What if they're just like not really going anywhere, I

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Speaker 2: would say they're boring, they start to be boring. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Do anything with you, They just want to stay home.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, is that what you told the guy before

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Speaker 1: he went into heart surgery and then you dumped him.

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Speaker 3: That's a story, So I don't know. I stayed with

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Speaker 3: him through his open heart surgery and then after he

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Speaker 3: was healed enough, then we went the wheelchair. That was

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Speaker 3: the moment.

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Speaker 2: This is brutal.

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Speaker 3: Look at the question one more time. Breaking up with

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Speaker 3: someone is difficult, and being honest with them can be

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Speaker 3: even harder than that. I asked you to name the

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Speaker 3: top four most popular secretive reasons people have broken up

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Speaker 3: with someone, and I'll give you a lifeline to help

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Speaker 3: tell me a number, and I'll tell you the reason

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Speaker 3: behind it.

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Speaker 1: I hate to be brutally honest, but like I I'm

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Speaker 1: not attracted.

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Speaker 2: Youth like you. But the brutal reason would be like

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Speaker 2: they gained weight.

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Speaker 3: I guess the number.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to guess number four.

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Speaker 3: Number four is they weren't funny enough everything.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking not being attracted to them though too,

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know if it's something specific.

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Speaker 1: You get and you're like lost attraction is a good one.

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Speaker 3: What if they're not going anywhere in their life?

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Speaker 1: What if they I'm trying to say, like you're not

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Speaker 1: driven enough, you know in life, like you're lazy, asleep

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Speaker 1: on the couch, you play video games.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to think why I get broken up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What about annoying? Is that annoy me? And we'll get all.

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Speaker 2: These what about outside things like what if you hate

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Speaker 2: their friends or hate their family that's actually.

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Speaker 3: You know, yeah, or their pets?

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Speaker 1: Why would you doesn't like like you don't like their pet?

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Speaker 1: I guess, like, you know, if they're pet's too needy

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Speaker 1: every day?

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Speaker 2: If they're too needy? Yeah, right, all right, I have

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Speaker 2: my four answers. All right, Okay, I'm gonna go. You

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Speaker 2: break up with them because they're boring, you lost attraction

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Speaker 2: to them, they're not funny, and they're cleaning.

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Speaker 3: A new survey asked people for the real reasons they've

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Speaker 3: broken up with someone, and I needed you to figure

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Speaker 3: out the top four responses. I already told you that

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Speaker 3: they weren't funny enough. Was on the list? You said

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Speaker 3: you've lost attraction to them? Was on there? Number three

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Speaker 3: was you're much better looking than them, So I'll give

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Speaker 3: you that. Okay, okay. Number two on the list you

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Speaker 3: said they were boring. Sorry, that's not on the list.

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Speaker 3: You were too good for them. Oh, you're just get it.

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Speaker 3: I'm too pretty for you and I'm too good. And

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Speaker 3: number one on the list, it's kind of harsh. They

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Speaker 3: weren't smart enough. Oh that me break out. Cringey.

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Speaker 1: Didn't get that right, because we're just good people. That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm gonna get smart.

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Speaker 2: We're just too good for other people.

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Speaker 3: We're above them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're gonna get shocked while singing Karma Chameleon

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Speaker 1: by the Culture, O.

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Speaker 3: My god, what a good song.

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Speaker 2: Karma Comma Comma, Kama comma kamelia. You come and go,

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Speaker 2: You come and go.

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Speaker 3: The rain pretty good.

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Speaker 2: I'm happy for Someone texted in last week that you

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Speaker 2: sound like Olivia Rodrigo.

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Speaker 3: There that person have ears.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's your shot collar question of the day. Phone

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Speaker 1: taps coming up right after this