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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, My name is Michael Rapport. You are

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Speaker 1: now listening to a brand new I Am Rappaport Stereo

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Speaker 1: My man Joey Coco Diaz is back in Sukasa. We're

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Speaker 1: I'm also co starring in an episode Joey Coco Diaz

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Speaker 1: in the premier October. Um. I'm not giving away anything

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Speaker 1: Am Rapp Reports, stereo podcast, smash Mouth Podcasting at its finest.

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Speaker 1: We are in the mix. You know, there's so much

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Speaker 1: he was just buck wild. He was the third guy

425
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: to get first. It was Bill Willoughby, then Moses Malone,

426
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: then it was him to get drafted at that time,

427
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: straight from high school to college. Moses goes up for

428
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: a rebound against Bobby Gross. Bobby Gross was half his size,

429
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 1: you know, and and he just fucking manhandled took the

430
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: ball from Bobby Gross and threw him down too, And

431
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: then they both got up. And Daryl Dawkins was just

432
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: a wild dude from Floria to Florida. And they grew

433
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: up without shoes and ship They would wrestle alligators like Abib.

434
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: They were just as big. And he had two other

435
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: of brothers that were bigger than him. And all of

436
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 1: a sudden they holding him back. And this is in

437
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: the finals. This is in the finals on national telling,

438
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 1: the fucking NBA Finals. Could you imagine that? I was?

439
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: And I loved the sixes, but I love Bill walk Right,

440
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: and they had Maurice Lucas Lucas. It was a tough

441
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: guy festival, and all of a sudden, Darald Dawkins shows

442
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: a punch at Bobby Gross, but Doug Collins gets in

443
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: the way and it hits his own fucking teammate, the

444
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: poor Doug Collins. Doug Collins goes down. Did you see

445
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 1: this game on TV? Watching? I'm watching this. I bet

446
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: the sixes. I had the sixes all the way. I

447
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: had this kid behind me that was like half a

448
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: white psychic. His name was Anthony DeMarco was something, and

449
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: he would talk very weird, and he kept telling the

450
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: sixers and six so I've bet all my money. I

451
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, he was like a fucking half a

452
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: medium dude. He gave me a couple of picksturing baseball season.

453
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: He was solid. So I went to them for the

454
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: finals and next thing you know, fucking Maurice Lucas comes

455
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: to mind, hits Darryl Dawkins. They're in sena court fighting

456
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: that fighting. Remember Dawkins was like this, poor Jack Ramsey,

457
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: the coach, he was an old man. He was on

458
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: the floor because Daryl Dawkins brothers came up from the

459
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: audience and then we're gonna throw down. Oh ship. They

460
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: showed that on the side. Then they calmed down. Julius

461
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: calmed down. But then like I love Bill Walton. He

462
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: was his white dude from U. C. L A. That

463
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: was a hippie and he smoked dope. We forget how

464
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: good he was in Oh my God. But let me

465
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: tell you something. In game five or six, he didn't

466
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: show how good he was because Julius serving and said, listen,

467
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna lose to you, but I'm gonna slam dunk

468
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: in your face so bad fucking grape fruited on his

469
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: fucking head. That's one of my favorite dunks. And why

470
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: I got mad at Bill Walton because because Bill Walton

471
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: went for the offensive foul. If you watch that play,

472
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: he didn't jump, he jumped. He jumped with him. But

473
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: Julius had jumped Julius like this. It was Julius had

474
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: a scoop that he got away with all those years.

475
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: If you watch old Julius footage, Julius would go at

476
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: you and then when you go back with him, he'd

477
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: take off on you and that hand would scoop you.

478
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: He always got away with that. Why aren't you, like,

479
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a few of us. I get invited

480
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: to some of them, you know when there's basketball documentaries

481
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: where because I know you love ball and you talk

482
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: about it occasionally. You talked about it last time, but like,

483
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: have you ever done Bill Simmons podcast. I don't know

484
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: anything about today's basketball, but you know about basketball, like

485
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: you know, like these stories and these stories. Yeah, because

486
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: I get invited to these docks and these these things.

487
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: But I mean you're like you you know the history

488
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: I lived in today's basketball at I watched the Lakers,

489
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: I watch the finals. I watch um, I like what

490
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: those kids are doing up in Golden State. You don't,

491
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: you don't miss loving it? Like I can't get involved

492
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: because I have saw many other things on my plate

493
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: that I would live for it. Like I know what

494
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: it is to be a Nick fan. I know what

495
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: it is to be a Net fan with the red,

496
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: white and blue ball, with super John Williamson, and you know,

497
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: it's so surreal to tell people and it's it would

498
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: make me feel like I'm telling you something superior. But

499
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: if I look back in that casket when I'm there

500
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: with a suit on, I'm gonna think about all my

501
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: nights at the garden, whether it was a C d C,

502
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: whether it was Rutgers against North Carolina, Jesus Christ would

503
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: Phil Ford on a Saturday afternoon with Michael Corn and

504
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: Irish Kid out of Jersey City, New Jersey, James Bailey

505
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: from Rutgers, who was fucking slam dunking on everybody, you

506
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: know to the n I t them. I don't know

507
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: how many St. John games I went to with guys

508
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: like you that would go I got an extra ticket.

509
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: How many Knick games did I go to and watch

510
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: Bernard King go off? Like I would leave that going

511
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: what the fuck did I just see? You know? I

512
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: went to Christmas Day sixes against the Knicks. Julius Irving.

513
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: I cannot tell you the memories I had every time

514
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: I walked past that place, I stopped and I take

515
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: like a breath and I go. I was there for

516
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: so many there was they meant so much to me

517
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: at the time, like and now the American family cannot

518
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: afford to go to a fucking lake a game. It

519
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: destroys myself. It destroys my inside the hot Dogs, the

520
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: soldiers parking listen. I took the number one, the number

521
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: one you went. We were kids. It was five thirty.

522
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 1: I swear to God it would be quarter six, and

523
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: I go, rap, I got one in two bucks. You

524
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: got any money? Yeah, I got ten. Let's take the

525
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: train into the city. The train was a token thirty

526
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: five cents or something. I would take the bus from Jersey.

527
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: Me and a buddy will get an a pack of

528
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: beer and fucking split four beers to give you a

529
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: little buzz, and we smoke a joint. Walking from Port

530
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: Authority to the Nick Game. I can't tell you how

531
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: many times we went and have with eight dollar tickets

532
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: and snuck down to the fifteen dollar ticket and nobody

533
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: bothered you. And you walked out of there at nine

534
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: thirty at night. You were back home by ten fifteen.

535
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: You went to your neighbored bar. You had two drinks,

536
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: three drinks, and you went home. When did you like, uh?

537
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: Stop like? Because I I honestly when you like when

538
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: you say that, I know how much you know basketball

539
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: and love you know basketball from a certain error, But like,

540
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: when did you kind of just was it? Was it? Baby? Okay?

541
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: And then I moved I left, No, I left New

542
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: York and eight three red and I still had the bug.

543
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: So December twenty nine, me and three other guys charted

544
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: a plane from Aspen to Denver. I was living in

545
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: an Aspen at the time, and you could try to

546
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: a plane for two fifty What the fun were you

547
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: doing in Aspen? Just just trying to live my life

548
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: at nineteen, trying to find what the funk I wanted

549
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: to do. And we trited a plane to watch the

550
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: Sixers play against the Denver Nuggets with Dan and the

551
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: whole thing, and Alex was ki plane Kekey Van away

552
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: for Denver at that time. Not sure, I'm not sure,

553
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: but they had and Dan slide his fucking teeth out.

554
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: Then it was funny because I moved to I lived

555
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: in Aspen and I moved to Bowld and I moved.

556
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: I dated the Bowlder girl and she knew the gondrasis

557
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: the way I talked to you. So I met the

558
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: coke fiend first and we did a couple of bumps

559
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: from time to time. He was crazy. The young one

560
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 1: was from from the Knicks, No that was he was older,

561
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: but but she knew the whole. Yeah, the gondras X

562
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: were well known in Bolder. The Calls where were well known.

563
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: Kevin Call was an offensive lineman out of Baltimore that

564
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 1: covered Gastino and would always do a really good job.

565
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: And his father ran the roach Coach, so I would

566
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: get cigarettes sent out from New York to bould the

567
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: hot cigarettes and him. So I became friends with Kevin

568
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: Call's dad. And at that time, you know who alf

569
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: was big and Boulder Harry Knocks Junior's wife, who's that

570
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: fucking She was a gigantic Victoria's secret model in ninth

571
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: in the in the eighties. If you opened up Victoria's

572
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: Harry Knocks wife, Now, yes, a model, and guess what

573
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: she was doing. Her and her father had a real

574
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: estate company, so they were buying up all the Boulder

575
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 1: then in the eighties and were buying a Boulder. So

576
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: she set for life. She was very smart. So all

577
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: these people out of Boulder. But I knew the younger

578
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: Gondos that played for Phoenix with Walter Davis the Greyhound.

579
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: But they were down there snorting fucking kilos down there,

580
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: so he he was the NBA was nuts. Why those

581
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: years that they carried remember the Bay and then Jordan's

582
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: they calmed it down a little bit. But you gotta

583
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,959
Speaker 1: remember the A B A was just and you hate

584
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: to say it, it was just five ten black guys

585
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 1: going crazy on the team. And then the franchises started folding,

586
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: the Miami Floridians, all these teams started folding, and then

587
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 1: they had like six teams left them. They went down

588
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: to flour and I think it was like San Antonio

589
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: the Nets. I forget the four that made it into

590
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: the NBA, but they brought that little Seattle had this

591
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: this guy named Gus Williams, the right fucking awesome. But

592
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: the guy that impressed me the most on that team

593
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 1: was the sixth man. His name was Downtown Freddie Brown.

594
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: He was built the way I was right now. No cardio,

595
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: no athletic a built strength, no strength. He sat at

596
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: the end of the bench and he had a brown bag.

597
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: Would it be you, Oh my god. In the seventies,

598
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 1: it's well known that he was one of those type

599
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: of brothers, like in my contract, I don't drink no

600
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: motherfucking gatorade. I drink beer, and you're lucky I'm putting in.

601
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: He would in those in the In the in the

602
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: mid seventies, Seattle made a run for it in the

603
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: NBA and they went to the finals I think against

604
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: some Washington Bullets, I'm not sure, but Downtown Freddie Brown

605
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: was brilliant because the coach would say, like they would

606
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: be four minutes left before halftime and Seattle was down

607
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 1: six points, and he would go, yo, let's go, and

608
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: he would like take off his thing and go up

609
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: to the coach, the coach, you know, I ain't playing

610
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: on motherfucking d like they saying about day and he

611
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 1: would get the ball and pop like a thirty, another thirty,

612
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: another thirty is way before, way before three point shot.

613
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: He was popping thirties with no He wouldn't even run

614
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: back on defense like he it was well known, like

615
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: just Ron, he would shoot four times, be up by

616
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: two or the half, and that would he go back

617
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: to drinking his little brown beard. What did you What

618
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: did you think? Because you don't follow as much, but

619
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: you saw this whole thing that the other night with

620
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: Rondo CP three in the spinning did you see this? Yeah,

621
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: quote pieces of it, well, I mean spinning in a

622
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: fight like you can't spit on a motherfucker. It made

623
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: me think of like, to me, in my opinion, like

624
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: this is like, historically it's not a big deal, but

625
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: it's like this will go down as one of these

626
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: iconic dirty moments. Where's Rondo from? Originally he's from Kentucky, Okay,

627
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: so that that's weird right there. But I'm a New

628
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: York City guy. In life, when you want to mess up,

629
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: people have to throw their balance off. In the last

630
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: ten years, there's been two situations where before you could

631
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: put your hand up, I'll spit in your face. And

632
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: these people do not know how to handle it. One

633
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: guy spitting his face because he was a producer. He

634
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: was a piece of ship. Yeah, And we got into

635
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: an argument at awake. At awake, I said, why are

636
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: you here? You shouldn't. The Cubans don't work around at wakes.

637
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: Cubans are a little less low class than the Irish

638
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: that wakes. They don't bring beer and ship. They start

639
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: calling motherfucker's out. Michael Rappaport, he never liked you, and

640
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: you never liked him. Get the funk out of here.

641
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 1: So I called him out of the wake and it

642
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: came out in the l a times. Then I was

643
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: doing comedy at the ice House and he was supposed

644
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: to come up there, so they called me and they said,

645
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: we hope that there's not a problem. And while I

646
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: was walking by, the guy was saying, please, don't let

647
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: that be a problem. He goes, it's not up to him,

648
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: it's up to that piece of ship. And I went

649
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: up to me, you want a problem, and he put

650
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: his guard down and I just spit in his face.

651
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: You didn't even see it coming. Yeah, right in their face.

652
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: Twice I've done in the last like five years, and

653
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: it throws people off completely. By the time they go

654
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: to throw a hand, they know not and then they

655
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: start spit. And the funny thing was he threw a

656
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: couple of punches at me. I was already gone. I'm

657
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 1: a master of walking back to the car, you know,

658
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: because people always go what happened? And I got shot?

659
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: What did you see? Some ladies? A guy running? You

660
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: never run. You walk like nothing. You walk like you're

661
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: fucking bridget Buddult, like nothing happened. You getting your car

662
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: on your leaps. I get my car own the like

663
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: I owned the joint. I hit the one thirty four

664
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: and Felipe Sparza, the guy who won last Comic Standing,

665
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: my phone rings. It's Felippe goes full, I'm up here

666
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: with the ice house. The policea here with uh C

667
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 1: s I. They're scraping the spit off his face to

668
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: get the DNA. It was a joke. It was a joke.

669
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: He never came back to a comedy club again. He

670
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: got to produce a business every one, so I got

671
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: to spend on somebody. But what did you think of this?

672
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: This in the NBA, Like they're talking, but also he

673
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: didn't spit like like it was kind of like a

674
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: sneak spit. Like I'm saying, first of all, why they

675
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: all know each other? The thing about like sports in

676
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,439
Speaker 1: the NBA today, it's not like back in the days

677
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: where they met on the plane. I mean they met

678
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 1: on the court, they battled it out. Maybe they'd see

679
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: him at an All Star game. Maybe they they've all

680
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: grown up together. There's so many events. The NBA is different.

681
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 1: They know each other. For him to spit on Chris

682
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: Paul and then also and like think that with the Internet,

683
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: social media, like someone's not gonna catch a ship. Crazy,

684
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: But it made me think of I want to throw

685
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: some incidents at you. Some of the craziest incidents in

686
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: sports history. Tyson Biting holy Field. Do you remember where

687
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: you were when Tyson bit Holyfield? I didn't watch it.

688
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 1: I remember hearing about it later. But I just watched

689
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: the Tyson documentary on a plane last week and it

690
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: reminded me of that and the reason why he didn't

691
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: see me a Great Garcia's thing Tuesday because I got

692
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: two cats that are brothers, and they sleep together, and

693
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: they're both twelve or thirteen. They love each other, but

694
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: from time to time, one guy moves the other way

695
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 1: and they get into like a little swatting thing. Well,

696
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: the other night, about seven thirty, me and my wife,

697
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to go to Great Garcia's thing at

698
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: us at two comedy spots at night at the store,

699
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: I hear this and every four hours in my house,

700
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: I got five cats. You got fives, so you're gonna

701
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: hear somebody gets piste off at somebody. So this time

702
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: we hear, and it's going, and it's going. I go

703
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 1: out at me and my wife. Harry, who's the sweetheart

704
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: of the house, has his claw and Demi's ea, and

705
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: Demi's pulling away and Harry's pulling away, and and they

706
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. It's stuck. Demmy s watting

707
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: at him, Harry swatting at him, and it's stuck in

708
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: his fussing. I don't with cats. Oh my god, I

709
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: had to grab Harry while Demi's fucking you. They're they're

710
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 1: just watching at each other. But I've been around them

711
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: so long, I know how to control them. So I

712
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: scoop Harry up and I go, Honey, grab fucking his paw.

713
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: We throw Demmi down, We hold him down. He's fucking

714
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: making exorcis noises. Cats. Nope, nope. We finally unhooked the

715
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: fucking claw, but the claw stays in the fucking ear.

716
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: So now I gotta put Demi in my bedroom. He's bleeding.

717
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm about the faint. I'm in shock. This was like

718
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: a three minute situation that it's just you know, I

719
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: got Dimmi in my fucking room. Harry's broken up. My

720
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: wife puts the baby in the tub. She has to

721
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: take Demmi to the vet they want. It was a nightmare.

722
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: I don't funk with cat They scare me because of

723
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: like that and the noises in the sound that when

724
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 1: I came from Cuba, was petrified the dogs. How many

725
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: times I got my dogs in Cuba. No here. You

726
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: know how many times do I love? Do you see

727
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: me with your dog? I love dogs, but I had

728
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: this fear. The problem I had was once I got

729
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: bit by the dog in the Bronx, I developed this

730
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: interfear of dogs would walk past me and come back

731
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,240
Speaker 1: and bite me. That's how scareful I was. So until

732
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: I released that fear, then the dogs stopped biting me.

733
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: All right, Holy Field Tyson? Uh you you talked about

734
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: the garden. The rondo spinning thing also conjured up memories

735
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: to me. I was only nine. You're a couple of

736
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: years older than me. Do you remember hearing about? It

737
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: was all over the papers. It's what have literally broken

738
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: the internet. When the New York Rangers and I'm not

739
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: a hockey guy, we're playing the Boston Bruins, and that

740
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 1: savage from the Boston Bruins, a few of them went

741
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: into the stands at the garden in seventy nine, started

742
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 1: beating up fans and then started beating the cock suck

743
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: her up with a shoe. I don't remember that, are

744
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: you fucking serious? Seventy nine out of rough year, I

745
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: don't remember that. My mother died. My head was somewhere else.

746
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: You never you never heard about this incident. I probably did,

747
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: But like I said, at that time, that's when I started.

748
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: That's when I went into a different world. So seventy

749
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: nine was kind of weird. I had gone. First off,

750
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: I went to a Ranger Island the game in nineteen

751
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: seventy eight, and at that time I wasn't prepared for

752
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: what I saw. They were They were just animals. They

753
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: were Raider fans before the Raiders even that that certain

754
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: very bridge and tunnel. Oh, people would throwing beers at

755
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: each other. You know. I told somebody story in ninety three.

756
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: I went to the Jets against the Eagles when Madam

757
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: Cunningham was throwing the ball and some poor guy like

758
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 1: they don't really understand. If people do not understand, A

759
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: guy with a Miami Dolphin jacket got up and walked

760
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: up the stairs and people were just saying to him,

761
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: take it off, take it off, and the guys like

762
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: fuck you. When that guy went back down the stairs,

763
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,240
Speaker 1: things started hitting him, and they started hitting his wife,

764
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: and she took her jacket off, and he's like, fuck you, guys.

765
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: The next guy that throws something's gonna have to deal

766
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: with me. Oh my god. A barrage of things got

767
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: thrown at him, everything hot dogs with onions. He's ducking.

768
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: Then he sat down and gave him the finger and

769
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: they started throwing things again. People in his area were

770
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: getting up. The guy got up and said fuck you,

771
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: and something hit him in the face. Security had to

772
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 1: come and pull him out. People were throwing I saw

773
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: this and I was in shock. I was in shock.

774
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: One of the best things I ever saw and alive

775
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: performance was Harrol Smith. They were done done. Only the

776
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: singer was left. Brad Woodford left. The guy in front

777
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: of me was on heroin and he was smoking a

778
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: cigarette and he was nodding, and there was a girl

779
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: in front of me with a halt the top on

780
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: and every time he would not I'd push her into

781
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: the girl and he would burn her back up a cigarette.

782
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: This went on for about eight times, and she kept saying,

783
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: move away, asshole. And then one time he just nodded,

784
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: fell and everybody started kicking him in the concert like

785
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: this poor bastard was getting kicked on, stepped on. They

786
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: didn't give a fuck. I don't know what happened. I

787
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: kicked him a few times. I just went away. Alright, Coco,

788
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: you have Netflix the Degenerates special. What is it? Who's

789
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: in it? How did it happen? Next Tuesday? I think

790
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: it's next Tuesday, right oct If you don't know the

791
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: Generate thing, they contacted me like December, then they contacted

792
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 1: me in April. I shot at June fourth in Vegas,

793
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: dirty minutes. Great experience, you know. Um, I'm happy with it.

794
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: You know what they did, stand up. I'm proud of

795
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: what Netflix did. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great opportunity, you know,

796
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: and I'm real happy about it. About tomorrow night, Greg Garcia,

797
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: guest Book, I'm sucking a cock on Greg Garcia's show

798
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: guest Book season two. Guest Book season two, You're sucking

799
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: a cock guest Book season two opening, seeing a nice,

800
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: big black cock. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, you're

801
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 1: sucking a cock. And I'm sure that TBS Family friendly

802
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: are that's the way they want to promote it. Is

803
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 1: watched guest Book, so you could see Joey Coco diack cock.

804
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: So when you were sucking that cock on the Guest Book,

805
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: did you read the script? How did you get the

806
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: part in Guest Book? How was that presented? To you

807
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: because how was minding my own business, your money business.

808
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: And I got a text message and Greg, I see

809
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: the guy who created on my name is Earle Right,

810
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 1: great guy, one of the best guys business. And he says,

811
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: I have a role for you in the scene where

812
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: you suck a cock. You don't really need to suck

813
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,760
Speaker 1: a cock, but if you want it, it's up to you.

814
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: That's reverse psychology. Let me know what you want to do.

815
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: It was like one of the funniest text messages you

816
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: would ever get. So you didn't have to method act,

817
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 1: but he said, if you want to, you know, be

818
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: my guest. So would you feel comfortable sharing whether or

819
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: not you actually suck the cock? Didn't You didn't know

820
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: because I've heard different things. I'm not like I wasn't

821
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,720
Speaker 1: there on set that day, but people have been talking

822
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: about you. Didn't. I grabbed his balls. I'm a method actor.

823
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: The first take I grabbed it just to get yeah,

824
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: kind I realized, you know, it's to me too, movement.

825
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: You can't be grabbing people's balls, whether it's acted or not.

826
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: He might not be a method actor. Who knows? You know, whatever,

827
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: um you're in the stand up comedy were deep, deep,

828
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: deep deep deep For years, years years years years, Um,

829
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: Louis c K has been appearing in comedy clubs. Um

830
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: the last you know, month or two? What is your

831
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 1: take on it? When will it end? What are like?

832
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: You can only speak for yourself, but based on everything

833
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: you know about what what Louis did? You might know Louie,

834
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: you might not When when is? When? Is it gonna

835
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: not be? Like? Oh Louis c KA, Like when will

836
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: this end? And what do you think the sentence should be?

837
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 1: And and who has a right to make the sentence

838
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: if he didn't obviously did something that was uh not okay,

839
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: but he didn't get convicted of a crime. What is

840
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: your take on the whole thing as of now? Not

841
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: not like what happened? Like as of now? Like when

842
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: is he allowed to go in a comedy club? And

843
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: it won't be headline news? Oh Louis c K came

844
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: out of the shadows. First of all, I know Louis,

845
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: and I have to say he's always been a gentleman

846
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: to me. I met him a few times and then

847
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: when he was writing sketches for the Entertainer and he

848
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: approached me on a Sunday night at the comedy store.

849
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 1: He told me he had a sketch for me, and

850
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: two days later the phone rang I got paid and

851
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: he was very nice to me. And whenever I saw him,

852
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 1: he was always very nice to me. Was I and

853
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 1: uh that I have his phone number and stuff like that. No, okay,

854
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 1: the situation happened at the Aspen Comedy Festival over ten

855
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: years ago. It's a very fucking loot act, you know.

856
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: But I've been known to take off my dick from

857
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: time to time, not whack off and ship like that. Okay,

858
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 1: but it was alot act. It was done in front

859
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,879
Speaker 1: of two women. It got brought to surface that would

860
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: deny allegations whatever. Okay, So now we come to a

861
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: conclusion that he did it. Uh, we take away his

862
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: TV show, we punish him, we abolish him, and and

863
00:51:51,320 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 1: now you have to seek forgiveness. Okay, what how long

864
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: is your sentence? It's really up to Louis what his

865
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: sentence is. If Louis walks into a club to do

866
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: a showcase spot and you feel uncomfortable, I think comedy

867
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: seller will give your money back and pick up your taba. Okay,

868
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing. It I know he's

869
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: doing spots in Long Island. I went to prison and

870
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: I was forgiven, but I earned your respect back. Everybody

871
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: has to earn their respect back. Michael Vick fifteen years ago,

872
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: ten years ago. Uh did something with dogs. You have

873
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: a dog. This is not the first dog you've had.

874
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: When you see Michael VICKNA, how do you feel towards

875
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: Michael Vick? Do you shake his hand? In my world,

876
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 1: Michael Vick paid his due to society. He used this

877
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: thing in a positive way afterwards, and we've never had

878
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: a problem with Michael Vick again. We've never had a

879
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: problem with Michael Vick again. So when does this end

880
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: with Louis? Like, because it's like you know, and then

881
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: even like just me saying like at a certain point, people,

882
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: well you did I get all that? Like you know,

883
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman was just talking about it. Uh, I just

884
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: like when does it end? You know? Um? Uh? This

885
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: football player remember this story about Ray Carruth. He just

886
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: got out of jail real quick. Ray Carruth played for

887
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: the Carolina Panthers twenty years ago. He was young, maybe rookie,

888
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: second year player. Good player, not a great player, but

889
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: like a player. UM got a girl pregnant. I didn't

890
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:42,879
Speaker 1: want her to have the baby, arranged to have her murdered. Consequently,

891
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: she was murdered while she was like eight and a

892
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: half months pregnant. He arranged to have her murdered. Somehow,

893
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 1: some way, God send, the baby was delivered and then

894
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: she passed away. The baby was born with all sorts

895
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 1: of problems because for you know, she she was dying. Um.

896
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: He came out multiple sclerosis. Uh, like you know, brain problems.

897
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: It's been covered a lot on HBO Real Sports. Um.

898
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: The grandmother takes care of the baby, looks just like

899
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: Ray Kruth. No, he's you know, like no the kids

900
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: the kid is, he's a he's a severely disabled kid.

901
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: I don't know the name of the terms, but he's

902
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: severely disabled. He's living, you know, and if you you

903
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: should look at mean, it's it's it's gut wrenching to watch.

904
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: If you look up Ray Kruth. Um a Real sports

905
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: on HBO. They followed him throughout the few years and

906
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,439
Speaker 1: now he did nineteen years for a murder, attempted murder,

907
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: whatever the thing was, and he just got out of

908
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: jail today. I mean, we can't compare this to Louis

909
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: c K. But the point is is that even this

910
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: piece of ship, this guy is a piece of ship.

911
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: Nineteen fucking years, he's out, his son that looks just

912
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: like him, totally disabled, fucked up, the kids, fucked up.

913
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,919
Speaker 1: You know, how does a guy like this get out

914
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: of jail? I mean, we're going off because like we

915
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: can't compare. It's all the same. I've had this conversation

916
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: with myself. I went to prison, I made a mistake.

917
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 1: I paid my due society, and every day I tried

918
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 1: to be a better person. You know, I never hit

919
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 1: my story. I always let it out there on stage

920
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: and I talk about it and it's a form of therapy.

921
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: But it's over with. That was that that thought. That's

922
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: why I didn't listen. I believe in the me too movement,

923
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: but I can't. I cannot cannot have somebody say that

924
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: junior year and massive Pequa High School, Michael Rappaport grabbed

925
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: you to the fucking Christmas party. I can't live with that.

926
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: I didn't want that to go through. I didn't. I

927
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: feel bad for the psychiatry she got choked at the

928
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: party or whatever. But we can't start that coming up

929
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: because I know for a fact you think you changed

930
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: in the last ten years. You were a complete different

931
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: person thirty years ago. We all were. So how can

932
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: I come back at you for something thirty years ago?

933
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: Anybody who's human knows that you were a complete different person.

934
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: There's things that you did thirty years ago that you

935
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't dream of doing today. You know, I read an

936
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: article before I got sentenced, in before I even got

937
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: into trouble, I read an article about a guy dad

938
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: had gotten on a date or something and there was

939
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: a fistfight and he bait somebody in nineteen forty six,

940
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: and he disappeared. And in nineteen five he got into

941
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: a car accident and when he went to the hospital

942
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: they found out he was the guy that had bait

943
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: this guy in nineteen forty something. It was a tough

944
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: case used to to go after because the guy had moved,

945
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: raised the family, he had two kids in college. He

946
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: had never even gotten a speeding ticket ever again, and

947
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: a crime. He never even got nothing. Nothing. He led

948
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: his life. He was a pastor, he was a church

949
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: he volunteered. What do you do with a guy like that?

950
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: What do you do with a guy like that? So

951
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: for the last dirty years you've led a model life.

952
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: You made a mistake. It's called a mistake. Dirty fucking

953
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: I don't know when. I know it happened fifteen years

954
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: ago with with with Lewis k and I always exposed

955
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: two or three years ago. So it's whatever with social media,

956
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: that's the thing. There's no but when he forgives himself

957
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: and when he comes to terms of what he did,

958
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 1: let him get up on stage. Right. You know, we

959
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: had iron Man who as Iron Man, Robert Downey, we

960
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: forget Robert Downey Jr. Was on a tear. You know,

961
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: Britney Spears was on a fucking tear. People change and

962
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: Man was on a tear at one point. You know.

963
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: The last time they caught him, he had a super

964
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: Girl outfit of the closet on someone's couch, right, And

965
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: he did something in Palm Springs. He had to travel

966
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: with a snort coke. When you're traveling to snort coke,

967
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: like when you get in the car and make rappaport

968
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: follow me in the back with two eight balls and

969
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: then drop it off and I'll see you tomorrow and

970
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: I have to stay. It's because you're so paranoid, like

971
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: I remember snorting coke one night and moving from three hotels,

972
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: three different homes. Why it bugs you out. I went

973
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 1: into a hotel with my girlfriend. We we did a

974
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: couple of lines of coke and within twenty minutes we're like,

975
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of the cops. Now we're here.

976
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: And then we drove a mile and we checked into

977
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: another hotel and we were there for like two hours.

978
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: This time, this is back in the eighties seven, when

979
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: I was a mess. I'm not the same. So this

980
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: is why ray Ker Ruth, that's tough, man. He did

981
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: it over child support. He didn't they know it was.

982
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: You saw the real Sports sixty men. They didn't do

983
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: at It's been covered a few times and ESPN has

984
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: obviously covered it. I don't know, man, he's out. He

985
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: just fucking got out. It's a crazy fucking story. I

986
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean how that's gonna play itself out.

987
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: But when you see the kid, you're gonna be like, yo,

988
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: it looks just fucking like him and he's I don't

989
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: know the term, but let's go to lighter lighter Listen.

990
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: Whenever you do those type of things, remember there's two

991
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: types of prison there's it's so funny just to not

992
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: go off it, but they go off it. There's two

993
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: types of prison. There's prison when I said you, then

994
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: there's a mental prison. Yesterday, fucking my favorite movie has

995
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: been on all week morning, The Exorcist. It's been on

996
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: all week on AMC, and I've been catching twenty minutes here,

997
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: twenty minutes that, twenty minutes here to twenty minutes. I

998
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: was raised Catholic. You know, part of who I am

999
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: today is because of my Catholic upbringing. They made mistakes.

1000
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: Priests aren't perfect, but as far as the religion is

1001
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 1: concerned and all this ship. So yesterday I catched the

1002
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: role with when the priest comes over to help Jackie

1003
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: Gleason's god uh son in law. You know that in

1004
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: real life that's Jason whatever his father. That fucking dude

1005
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: is Jackie Gleeson's son in law. Turn is the guy

1006
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: that was in the movie Sleepers. Oh shit. A lot

1007
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: of people don't know if I forget the guy and

1008
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: we're talking about he played the undercover cop with Sam

1009
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: Elliott and that movie with the hot chick from Fast

1010
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 1: Times at Ridgemont, Jason, he used to work out at

1011
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 1: this Jim Appea. He's a lot of people don't know.

1012
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: He's Jackie Gleason's grandson. But his father was the priest

1013
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: in The Exorcist, the guy that played Damian Carrits. And

1014
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: it's so funny that the priest comes over. They introduced,

1015
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: but the priest that comes over to do the exorcism

1016
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 1: has studied exorcism for years. The guy that's his assistant,

1017
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: the grand the grandson, he's a psychologist, psyche psychiatrist, but

1018
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: at the same time he's a priest. And he walks

1019
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: in and he goes, can I get your cup of

1020
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: coffee and breakdown the psychological and he goes, no, no, no,

1021
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: we don't have time. We gotta get started right away.

1022
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: And it was like me talking to you before you're

1023
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: gonna fight Rocky, what I would say to you. He's like, no,

1024
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: that the devil's cunning. Know that the devil attacks your psychology,

1025
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: you're psychological for and he works them there. It was

1026
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: it was mind boggling that so many things hit me

1027
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: at that point. And then the fucking priest goes, do

1028
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: you want me to give you the three stages of whatever?

1029
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: And the old man goes, Satan only has one stage,

1030
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: and my fucking heart stopped. You know, you live in

1031
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: your own prison when you get out of listen when

1032
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: you get when you do a crime and you're in

1033
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: county jail for two months and you come out. Every

1034
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: time you go to rouse, you think that everybody knows

1035
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: that you just came out of county jail. I can't

1036
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 1: imagine doing nineteen years and now coming out facing people.

1037
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: The people he was friends with have moved and gone.

1038
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: You know, I pray for Ray car Ruth. I hope

1039
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: he makes it work. You know. But if we forgave

1040
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: Michael Vick and we forgive, we're really good as a country.

1041
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: We forgive people in time. But you gotta prove yourself.

1042
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: And you know what, once you prove yourself, it goes away.

1043
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: Nobody even brings up Iron Man's drug problems. Nothing nobody

1044
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: brings up Britney Spears drug problems or whatever she had.

1045
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 1: You know, you just have to fucking once we give

1046
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: up on you as a society, then you're done. Um

1047
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 1: you you funk with UFC hard. You're a fan, right, yeah,

1048
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of I'm a fan. Do you watch it?

1049
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 1: I watched certain ones, not all of them. Well, first

1050
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: of all, what do I gotta do? Who whose bulls

1051
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: do I gotta suck to get? On Joe Rogan's podcast,

1052
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 1: He's had podiatrists, planters, fucking his gardener, every comedian, every actor,

1053
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: every politician, the guy who fucking does his manicure pedicure?

1054
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: Who do I got? What? Then? Can you tell Jeff

1055
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know? I think that your friends, I've never

1056
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: I've never even met you. What's the I mean, every

1057
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 1: fucking body and their cousins and some of their cousins

1058
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 1: friends has been on the fucking But what did you think?

1059
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: What was your takeaway of cabibe Connor McGregor the aftermath?

1060
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 1: We know what happened to the fight? You know, could

1061
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: be fucked him up. He was talking a lot of

1062
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: ship to Connie's a great ship talker. You're a great

1063
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: ship talker. I'm a fantastic ship talker myself. But at

1064
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: the end of the day, Uh, this is where the

1065
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: ship talking means anything. It doesn't mean nothing when you're

1066
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: in that fucking ring and you gotta that's not for

1067
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 1: ship talking. Now, I didn't bet the fight to the

1068
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: day of Oh, I didn't bet. I bet Tony Ferguson

1069
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 1: during the week, and I thought Tony Ferguson was a

1070
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: short thing. And then I looked at something. I looked

1071
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: at the line and Connor McGregor was an underdog, and

1072
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a sucker's bet. I learned that in

1073
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 1: ninety two when the Sixers were playing the Nets in

1074
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: Jersey and they sucked you and they were given eight,

1075
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 1: and I bet the sixes and I got and then

1076
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: Nets beat him out right. There's just some lines that

1077
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: you look at the suckers bets. And then another friend

1078
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 1: of mine called me and he said that he's thinking

1079
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 1: that they can the under. He goes to unders, great,

1080
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: he goes, I guarantee a baby the knocks and up.

1081
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 1: But I saw the odds for the over. If you

1082
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 1: put a hundred dollars done, you got three fifty. So

1083
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: everybody was gonna bet Connor in the under. Now you've

1084
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: never seen a bookie with a part time job. I'm

1085
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 1: watching the fucking I'm watching the and and and I'll

1086
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: be a breakdown before Dodger Game five. And it's Big Poppy.

1087
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: It's three other guys that big Poppies. Great. I love

1088
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: the fox highest, Big poppy. I don't know what the

1089
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 1: funk he's saying, and I'm Spanish, but he's His smile

1090
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: is great. All the other guys picked Milwaukee and he

1091
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: picked the Dodgers. And it's always you never see a

1092
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 1: bookie with a part time job. Vegas doesn't get bigger

1093
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 1: because people win. Always remember that all these people that

1094
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: go there. I want to leven Hound. You know you

1095
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,959
Speaker 1: didn't know, you didn't They got you somewhere, you as whole.

1096
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: But it's right there. I knew that it was gonna

1097
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,680
Speaker 1: be McGregor. I was gonna be Connor and the OVA.

1098
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 1: So that's what I put in. Let's get if you're

1099
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 1: gonna tell the story, we're gonna tell the story correctly,

1100
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,240
Speaker 1: and we're gonna piss some people off in the meantime.

1101
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: When you're a UFC fire, you stay at a fighter

1102
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 1: this hotel before the fight and the whole the UFC

1103
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: gives you if if if he's the fighter and me

1104
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 1: and you and somebody else as trainers, we got one

1105
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: room and four men have to sleep together in one room,

1106
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: and I gotta smell your feet and listen to your farts.

1107
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: And that guy has talking to his dumb fucking stupid

1108
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:51,360
Speaker 1: wife on the phone about bitter con or whatever you know,

1109
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, Connor McGregor's across the street

1110
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: at the Bellagio. There were just little things across the

1111
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 1: way that I saw, And I don't know if you've

1112
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: ever been stepped though. It's not a nice fucking feeling.

1113
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 1: It's not a nice feeling when you go to the

1114
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: movie and your agent missed something and you got a

1115
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 1: little trailer. Everybody's got a big trailer with stereos and ship.

1116
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: It's not a good feeling. And the people in shame

1117
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 1: on the people that we're doing the thing for saving

1118
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 1: the twenty hours to make you feel like shit. So

1119
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 1: it all goes back to that. Now we have this

1120
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 1: situation at the garden where we show the bus pull out,

1121
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:33,439
Speaker 1: then the bus pulls back in with the Brooklyn conn

1122
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: throws the thing, and so we got that situation right there.

1123
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 1: We're taking it into a different animal range. There is

1124
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport, I'm gonna fuck you up on the third,

1125
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 1: and there's Joey DearS you don't stand the chance you

1126
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:53,560
Speaker 1: spick fuck, And not not even in that yeah, like that,

1127
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 1: it was not even in that round. Everybody knows that

1128
01:07:56,040 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 1: Duran beat Sugar Ray Leonard a week before they for

1129
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: it because they bumped into each other on the street

1130
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 1: in Toronto and Ray Leonard had his beautiful wife with

1131
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: him and she said, Hi, Roberto, this is my wife,

1132
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 1: and he goes, I'm gonna funk her in the ass.

1133
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 1: And it fucked Sugar Ray out that he got it

1134
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:18,639
Speaker 1: just destroyed him. He lost the fight. A week before

1135
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 1: the first fight with Connor, you could see that he

1136
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: was stretching at the thing. He was saying things. This

1137
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 1: poor kid doesn't even understand what you're saying. He's just

1138
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 1: catching the insulting. And he's a Muslim. He fucking doesn't fight.

1139
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:39,599
Speaker 1: He turned down fights during Ramadan. You know, you could

1140
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: tell that. You know, you have to know the animal

1141
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,800
Speaker 1: you're dealing with. I love the clippers. There was two

1142
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:47,799
Speaker 1: things that happened during that fight that was great. Every

1143
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 1: time he'd be on top and we'd asked him, while

1144
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 1: you're not talking now, and then he punched him. Talk now,

1145
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: punch him, talk now, why you're not talking now? And

1146
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,759
Speaker 1: then when they got up there's one problem with McGregor

1147
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: looks and he goes, it's all business mate. That's when

1148
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 1: he knew he lost the fightiness Okay, so now we

1149
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 1: still got the Now, if you watch the fight over,

1150
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 1: if you're an intelligent individual and you have a great eye,

1151
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 1: which I don't have eyes, if you watch the fight again,

1152
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: did did you save it? Okay, did you save it?

1153
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 1: Watch it again tonight and watched it. During the fight,

1154
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: every two minutes, Cabib is looking at Connor and he'll

1155
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 1: stop what he's doing and look over to the side.

1156
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: I thought he was getting instruction from his corner. That

1157
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 1: guy was in his ear the whole fucking time. That's

1158
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 1: and I told Rogan, I go, that's how bad Cabib is.

1159
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: Cabib is looking at kind of going I'm gonna fuck

1160
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:46,680
Speaker 1: you up and I'm gonna go fun. Oh that's the guy,

1161
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 1: the guy. So watch the fight again. Watch the those

1162
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 1: three rounds from the fucking start. Every minute, Cabible go

1163
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: back three steps, drop his hands and look over to

1164
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 1: the corner. I thought he was getting instructed hands on.

1165
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 1: So Rogan couldn't hear it. When I saw Rogan, that's

1166
01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 1: the first thing I asked, was that happening during the fight.

1167
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 1: Was the edge of them on and Rogan looked at

1168
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,759
Speaker 1: me kind of weird. I go watch the fight. Every

1169
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 1: couple thirty seconds whatever, forty five seconds, he would look

1170
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 1: over and like stand like your next like, and I

1171
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: thought he was. He was just thinking, I'm gonna fuck

1172
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,639
Speaker 1: this guy up and go. Let me tell you something

1173
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 1: when he jumped the fence. Listen, they're using that fucking

1174
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 1: voted footage to show Mexicans right now how to jump

1175
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,640
Speaker 1: a fence like that. They get those new ones that

1176
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 1: are coming up during Trump was the Trump is starting

1177
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 1: to stop right now. They're watching footage of how he

1178
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 1: jumped the fence with those two security guards, and it

1179
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: goes back to old school I'm gonna fuck you up

1180
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,559
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna go fuck your buddy up. So

1181
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 1: this is something that the UFC promoted in their video

1182
01:10:56,479 --> 01:11:00,840
Speaker 1: of them throwing. This has been something that's been hidly known.

1183
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 1: The fighters see it, everybody has seen it. I'm I'm

1184
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,200
Speaker 1: sorry if he went out and he heard somebody or something,

1185
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: but I'm happy it happened because there's some people who

1186
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 1: funk around and there's some people who don't funk around.

1187
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 1: I don't think Connor even knew the animal he was

1188
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 1: dealing with so because when you get choked that hard,

1189
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 1: even by a white belt. I go to jiu jitsu

1190
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: twice a week, your teeth start to jiggle inside your mouth.

1191
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: Like That's why he didn't hear from him for three

1192
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,680
Speaker 1: or four days, because his teeth jiggled. It was a

1193
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:39,640
Speaker 1: bad loss. It was bad what happened afterwards. But you

1194
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: have to start respecting people. You know, he was drinking

1195
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:48,000
Speaker 1: whiskey with him from me. Let me tell you where

1196
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm from. Let me tell you what the street I'm from. Okay,

1197
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm from north Berga New Jersey, and I swear to

1198
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:59,719
Speaker 1: my daughter's fucking I swear to my daughter. I sweat

1199
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: every and that's sacred to me. If I was could

1200
01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:08,440
Speaker 1: be that night, I would have gone off on Dana White,

1201
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:13,160
Speaker 1: because Dana White a lot everything to happen, this is all,

1202
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,440
Speaker 1: and I love Dana as a man, I know him personally.

1203
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:21,519
Speaker 1: If I was could be that night, I would have

1204
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:24,160
Speaker 1: first said, put the fucking belt down, your piece of ship.

1205
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 1: Don't you dare put that belt around me? Number one

1206
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 1: and number two, I beat up what you tried to

1207
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 1: you've been trying. You're a piece of ship for what

1208
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: you did you make Don King look like a fucking saint?

1209
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 1: You know, give us back our sponsorships, give us back

1210
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 1: everything you took from us, and stopped covering for this

1211
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:49,240
Speaker 1: fucking guy. Let him get what's coming to him. I

1212
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 1: will not give him a rematch. If I do rematch him,

1213
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:55,479
Speaker 1: I want the same deal he gets at number two.

1214
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:58,680
Speaker 1: He's gonna fight Tony Ferguson and I'm gonna fight the

1215
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:01,759
Speaker 1: winner of that. And that's it. It's over said and done.

1216
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,840
Speaker 1: I think they go to court tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow, they

1217
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:08,240
Speaker 1: go to court, they get their fines whatever hopefully could be.

1218
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,479
Speaker 1: They calmed him down a little bit, and that's it.

1219
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:14,600
Speaker 1: He controls the shots. Not you want me to fight McGregor,

1220
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I want McGregor money.

1221
01:13:17,479 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 1: That's number want McGregor money. I want every once I

1222
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:27,920
Speaker 1: beat him once like it's over. It's over. Your boy

1223
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,400
Speaker 1: has lost three in a row. The DS fight. If

1224
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:32,960
Speaker 1: you watch it over again. And I love Connor McGregor.

1225
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:35,680
Speaker 1: I think he's talented and he's a great salesman, but

1226
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:38,599
Speaker 1: he's good and he did it was little things he did.

1227
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,880
Speaker 1: Can't put one guy above the sport That's one thing

1228
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,639
Speaker 1: about the NFL. They're like, yo, the NFL is going forward.

1229
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 1: You're not bigger than the shield. You know. Some of

1230
01:13:46,439 --> 01:13:48,080
Speaker 1: the things I agree with some of the NBA too.

1231
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:51,280
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, the game's gonna go forward, and they're

1232
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,479
Speaker 1: putting Connor like it's like UFC Connor McGregor, he doesn't

1233
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,880
Speaker 1: like yo. He brings in, you know, the extra money,

1234
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:01,599
Speaker 1: but you can't put an athlete above the sport. They

1235
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 1: paid a lot of money for the UFC, and they

1236
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,559
Speaker 1: I never thought the Kebeb kind of fight would even

1237
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 1: happen because I think that once they put the Mayweather

1238
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 1: fight together, that was part of like he he didn't

1239
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 1: know who he wanted to fight, and I never thought

1240
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 1: they would put him in Kbeb together. There was it

1241
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:27,640
Speaker 1: was too much of a risk for the UFC Forbeb

1242
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 1: to pick him up and break his fucking neck. Yeah, okay,

1243
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:33,439
Speaker 1: there was too much of a risk if he loses.

1244
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 1: He lost, and he lost, and I loved it. I

1245
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:38,920
Speaker 1: loved it. I enjoyed it. His fans there, they don't

1246
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 1: know what to do, and that's what I love. Like,

1247
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:42,760
Speaker 1: I love Connor. I respect the ship out of him.

1248
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 1: He's a tough, tough dude, great fucking fighter. But his

1249
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:50,639
Speaker 1: fans like they're like like they're like literally like having

1250
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 1: like orgasmic reaction to him, and I'm like, yo, he

1251
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 1: ain't all that. I mean, there's still step people that

1252
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:58,839
Speaker 1: will say that he just laid on him. That's not fighting. Okay,

1253
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 1: well this is not boxed, this is not boxing. And

1254
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:07,479
Speaker 1: he what you know, and then he ran it is

1255
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:10,360
Speaker 1: what he fucking lost. He got his ass kicked and

1256
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 1: he got punched in the face. That's what let him

1257
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,519
Speaker 1: you know, and listen and when you when you hit

1258
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 1: him with that right, that was it. It was over.

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Speaker 1: There was little signs going up to this. Listen, it's tough.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you cannot take them anything away from

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Speaker 1: Connor because it's tough being on the top. There were

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Speaker 1: two things that even added for me to bet against him.

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Speaker 1: As soon as you put the whiskey bottle down, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why does he get to bring up a brand that's

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Speaker 1: and then the brand is sponsored by the UFC. And

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Speaker 1: number two, I didn't like when he said the simple

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Speaker 1: word this is the things I look for. They said,

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Speaker 1: are you been training for him? And he goes, well,

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Speaker 1: if you look at mc gregor production company. So now

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Speaker 1: to put out videos, you're having a Gregor production company

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Speaker 1: that takes time, that takes time out of your day, right,

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Speaker 1: you know, having McGregor production company tasting whiskey's being dad,

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Speaker 1: you know, and a couple of months ago you're throwing, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know what would he throw? Like a dolly through

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Speaker 1: that was? You know, you could kill somebody doing that.

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Speaker 1: He didn't you can kill. And imagine if that was

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Speaker 1: a black fighter. Imagine if it was any black fighter

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Speaker 1: in the UFC that threw a dolly through a bus,

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Speaker 1: they'd beat You wouldn't hear from the gun of funk

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Speaker 1: who it is. Imagine that image of Tyrone Woodley or

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01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:34,519
Speaker 1: Beast or John Jones who has done crazy ship to

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Speaker 1: or any black fighter throwing it wouldn't be And let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something, the UFC played it very smart. Okay,

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01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 1: like Michael chers A fought right away. He fucked up.

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Speaker 1: He got beat up, and he shouldn't have fought. He

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Speaker 1: should have held out for five millions. He got injured

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Speaker 1: during thing. He was really bleeding ray board glass land

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Speaker 1: his eye. The UFC gave him a fight right away.

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Speaker 1: That mean it because if you fight you can't get

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Speaker 1: what's coming to you the noon that the one white

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01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,880
Speaker 1: girl Rose is saying she can't leave the house. But

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Speaker 1: you thought I can't get you no money A real

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Speaker 1: Jew attorney, I'll tell you listen, you can't fight. You

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01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,599
Speaker 1: can't see. I need a fucking you need to get

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01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,000
Speaker 1: a Jewish gold chain and neck brace. I got one

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Speaker 1: in the car just in case, just in case I

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01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,320
Speaker 1: gotta go somewhere you put the neck brace line. Are

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Speaker 1: you like? I don't have racial things, but Jew lawyers

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Speaker 1: and Jew doctors. I mean, I'm open to other doctors.

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Speaker 1: I go to doctors all the time, but like I

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01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 1: always feel like like a Jew doctor grabbing me out

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Speaker 1: of my mother's vagina. Dr gribbitts Uh. They just there's

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01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 1: just something like they have that smell of gafilter fish,

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01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,840
Speaker 1: even the young ones. I like a Jew doctor. Like,

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01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 1: it's just I don't like It's not that they don't

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Speaker 1: like other doctors, but I do like a Jew doctor.

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Speaker 1: Are you, Joey? I? I love every nationaley. It's so funny.

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01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,680
Speaker 1: When I was living in Boulder, when I was going

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01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,479
Speaker 1: to I was like a ninety. My best friend was

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Speaker 1: Mohammed Zabibi. Mohammed Zabibi started tutoring me in economics and

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Speaker 1: we ended up becoming great friends. And then the other

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Speaker 1: guy that was great friends was was a Russian Jewish

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Speaker 1: guy that wore Yamica. You know I've had friends. I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't care. But but if you go through

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01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:25,519
Speaker 1: Ralphs and you slip on spaghetti sauce that the bottle

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01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,680
Speaker 1: is open, you gotta go at Maschinowitz, maschin Witz and

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01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:32,000
Speaker 1: Maschinowitz if you need a criminal. I I grew up

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Speaker 1: in the numbers world, in a bolita world, in the Bronx,

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01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:39,720
Speaker 1: and all the people that did it were Spanish, and

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Speaker 1: they all had the same attorney. And the attorney's name

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01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 1: is roy de Luca and he was a Jew attorney

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01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:49,559
Speaker 1: that changed his name to be having Italian last name

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Speaker 1: so he wouldn't and Sam DeLuca, I'm sorry, and sand

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Speaker 1: de Luca, I don't know how many times I went

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01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,800
Speaker 1: in there. I think he's still alive when I got in,

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01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 1: probably call him and he wanted twenty gs just to

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01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,760
Speaker 1: get on the plane. But when I was a kid,

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01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:07,439
Speaker 1: you would go into his office and the Cuban guys

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01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:11,240
Speaker 1: they would make believe we don't speak England. All the

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01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:14,519
Speaker 1: bookmakers in those days we don't speak England. So I

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01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:16,000
Speaker 1: would go in there and he would go, all right,

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Speaker 1: Mr Rappaport, you're translating cocoa. Yeah, all right, tell him

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Speaker 1: he is the deal. Listen, you got caught with a

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Speaker 1: hundred grand. They got the slips, and they got the

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01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:28,599
Speaker 1: tape recordings. They got you a bookmaker in New York.

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Speaker 1: You got a couple of options, though I can't get

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01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 1: to the judge. For a hundred fifty thousand, you get

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01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:38,240
Speaker 1: six months probation. For a hundred thousand, you do ninety

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01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:41,080
Speaker 1: days and you get six months probation. And for fifty

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01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:45,080
Speaker 1: thousand you do six months. Uh tell him this, did

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01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,160
Speaker 1: you tell him? Yeah, okay, let me know what we're

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01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,640
Speaker 1: gonna do. Give me like a week or two and

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01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:52,519
Speaker 1: let me know. It was a menu. He had a

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01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:55,680
Speaker 1: menu of what your options were, according to what you

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01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:59,479
Speaker 1: were gonna pay. I mean, he had options. It was

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01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:03,760
Speaker 1: it was. It hurt me growing up because I saw

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01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:07,559
Speaker 1: the other side now. But even when I got in trouble,

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01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:11,040
Speaker 1: the guy I had was Jewish and he was brilliant.

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01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: He frustrated the funk out of me because they never

1350
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,760
Speaker 1: tell you the strategy. It's not till they get the

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01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 1: court that they don't want you to fuck it up somehow,

1352
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:26,639
Speaker 1: so they do things that they go through this guy

1353
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,599
Speaker 1: that went through this guy. I went through this guy.

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01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:32,519
Speaker 1: He was a law clerk for this guy for ten years,

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01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,840
Speaker 1: so I contacted him first to put it. You know,

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01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 1: it's just a brilliant game they play, all right, Joey

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01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:43,559
Speaker 1: Coco Diaz The Guest Book, You're on Episode one of

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Speaker 1: the Guest Book, premiering tonight October three, on TBS. Funny

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01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:54,080
Speaker 1: as show The Degenerates premiering on Netflix streaming The Degenerates,

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Speaker 1: Funny Ship, Funny Comedians, A bunch of guys, five guys.

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Speaker 1: Brad Williams, Yeah, just talking ship. We shot. We had

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Speaker 1: a great brand new materary. I've been using it now

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01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:07,280
Speaker 1: so that once it comes out, I'll stop using and

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01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:10,600
Speaker 1: get rid of it. Is that how it works? Like

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01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,040
Speaker 1: when it's like it's kind of done, it's done because

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Speaker 1: you don't want to go to the club and they're like,

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Speaker 1: we fucking just strea this. Yeah, we didn't come here

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Speaker 1: to see we could say twenty minutes. I've been writing

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Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks and once I started New

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Speaker 1: York and on the eighth even this weekend, hilarious. I'll

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Speaker 1: start running it in the new stuff and new stuff,

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01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:32,040
Speaker 1: running it in, running it in there, taking a knock

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Speaker 1: at two, but running it in. So I'm a little

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Speaker 1: ready for New York. And then I do you know

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Speaker 1: on this tour? Are you performing in New York? Gotham?

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01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:44,640
Speaker 1: Uh November eight through the through the tenth. Oh a

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Speaker 1: few days. So I'm gonna get off the plane, go

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01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:51,920
Speaker 1: see Boddle. I'm gonna go see maybe Jim Norton and

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01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:57,840
Speaker 1: then do Carol do Gotham Thursday, Friday and Saturday. That's

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Speaker 1: how we do it, dog nice and easy, no drama.

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Speaker 1: I'm home ten days and they're going on the road

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Speaker 1: for three days. It's Joey Coco Diaz. I am wrapped

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Speaker 1: or stereo podcast. You know where to find him. Coco

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Speaker 1: Mad Flavors, the Church of Everything. Joey Coco Diaz. I

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Speaker 1: love you, suckers, thank you. I don't steer you wrong,

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01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:22,799
Speaker 1: I only steer you strong. I want to thank my guests.

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Speaker 1: Joey Coco d As a gentleman and a scholar, a

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Speaker 1: ship talker. Check him out on The Guest Book tonight.

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Speaker 1: It premieres on TVs season two of The Guest Book.

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Speaker 1: He's in the first episode. It's a great show. It's

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Speaker 1: a funny show. I have a surprise for you next

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01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:44,360
Speaker 1: weekend thet I'm on The Guest Book and all I'm

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01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:48,080
Speaker 1: going to say is put your fucking seatbelt on, because

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01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,599
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, what the fuck. That's all I'm

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01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,720
Speaker 1: gonna say. I can't say anything more about my appearance

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Speaker 1: on the second episode, season two of The Guest Book.

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Speaker 1: Um Coco Diaz Netflix special premiering The Degenerates. Thank you

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01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,679
Speaker 1: for rocking with me, Coco. You should check out his podcast,

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Speaker 1: The Church of What's Happening Now. My name is Michael

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Speaker 1: Rapport a k a. The Gringo man Dingo a k a.

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Speaker 1: The White Chocolateito a k a. The Push a t

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Speaker 1: of podcasting. This is the Iron Rapports Dariel podcast. Miles

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Speaker 1: Jordan's take us out of here with something real, nice,

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Speaker 1: something real proper. I'm done