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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone pray day mornings. That's one. Yes. Hello, Hi, um,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from Corporate h R. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Byron. Oh yeah, um yeah yeah listen

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Speaker 1: Hi Byron. How are you Am I interrupting anything? No?

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Speaker 1: Just working? You know I'm working. What can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? You You said you go on from HR? Yep,

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Speaker 1: calling from Corporate HR. I don't think we've ever actually met,

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Speaker 1: but I do need to discuss a few things with

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Speaker 1: you and just want to check one more time. I'm

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Speaker 1: not interrupting anything, am I? Uh? You know, just my

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Speaker 1: standard day to day work stuff and what would that be, um,

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Speaker 1: you know, just a lot of well laptop um stuff,

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Speaker 1: correspondence emails, things like that. Oh sorry what Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I sneezed. No I didn't, I said both. So

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Speaker 1: what do you mean by that? Um? What I mean

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Speaker 1: by that is we've been tracking your work because you've

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Speaker 1: been working remotely, and I'm calling you to let you

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Speaker 1: know that we know everything you've been doing. Well, you've

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Speaker 1: been working at home because we can see you. What

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Speaker 1: do you What do you mean by that? I need

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Speaker 1: I need more specility. What I mean by that is

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Speaker 1: during company time and work hours. We're watching and all

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Speaker 1: we're seeing is you playing call of duty. You're getting

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Speaker 1: pretty good at that, but you're not being very productive

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Speaker 1: with your work, are you? What do you mean that's

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Speaker 1: all you're seeing? How are you? How are you even

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Speaker 1: seeing that? Yeah? Okay, because you know your your computer

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Speaker 1: that you're not doing any work on. No, my computer

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Speaker 1: that I do work on. What about it? Okay, we

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Speaker 1: do both know you're not working. But that computer has

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Speaker 1: a camera on it, doesn't it. Have you been watching

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Speaker 1: me to the camera. Well, my job as part of

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Speaker 1: Corporate HR is to make sure that our employees are

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Speaker 1: adhering to guidelines, and I think one of the guidelines

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Speaker 1: is while you're on the clock, you should be working

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Speaker 1: and not trying to win some sort of made up

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Speaker 1: war and call of duty. I think it's illegal for

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Speaker 1: you guys to hack into my camera and watch me. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's in the fine print and you sign when you

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Speaker 1: got a job. Here, I can go on your computer

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Speaker 1: at any time and see where you're doing. That is

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Speaker 1: a work provided computer, and that is a work provided

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Speaker 1: camera on that computer. And I've seen other things that

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Speaker 1: you've been doing on work hours too, that I definitely

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Speaker 1: do not find appropriate. Wait, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: What things? I think we both know exactly what things

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Speaker 1: I've seen, And let me tell you not very impressive,

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Speaker 1: even less impressive than the work you're getting done. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll just say you're getting a tiny amount of work done.

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Speaker 1: But there's something else about you that's even tinier, if

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Do you know what the

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Speaker 1: next thing's gonna happen. As soon as you get off

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Speaker 1: this phone, I'm gonna start calling a lawyer because what

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Speaker 1: you're doing is illegal too, his company for everything it's worth. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well you do that, but we just went bankrupt today.

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Speaker 1: What were you talking about? Yeah, we went bankrupt today.

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Speaker 1: So I'm also calling all the employees to let them

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Speaker 1: know that I'm sorry there's no job for you because

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Speaker 1: we can't pay you anymore. And I was watching you

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Speaker 1: on the camera. I just want to give you a

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Speaker 1: hard time about that. But companies bankrupt, and you can

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Speaker 1: keep the computer. I promise I will log in on

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Speaker 1: the camera and watch anymore. It can't make any promises.

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Speaker 1: I might log in once in a while. What the

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Speaker 1: fuck is going on? Well, what's what's going on? Is

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Speaker 1: that this is actually a phone prank. This is Jewil

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Speaker 1: from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your roommate. Blair set you up, okay, he said.

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Speaker 1: He said, you're working remotely and you barely do anything

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Speaker 1: but play video games, so he wanted me to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. I started to get as much as when

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Speaker 1: you started talking about the tiny stuff. Oh no, we

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Speaker 1: both know that part's true. Come on, come on at

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Speaker 1: wake Up every morning with Jebil phone pranks