1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew to bring on the 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: ignorance and the stupid and the funny with today's prank phone. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: Call what you got for Charlie? Call it. 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 2: I need some help. I need some child support help 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 2: this morning. Okay, child support help. It takes a village, y'all. 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 2: It takes a child support help. 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,760 Speaker 1: Okay. You see what I'm saying, child support help. What 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: does he have to do with it? Yeah, I just 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: need his help. I just need him to claim the bank. 10 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 3: Dude. 11 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 2: Dude, dude, I mean give him his money back. I 12 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 2: just need to you know, just where it ain't on 13 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 2: my on my paperwork. You see what I'm saying. It 14 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 2: takes a village, y'all. 15 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: It takes no. It doesn't. You make the baby you 16 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: paid daddy. 17 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 3: It takes a daddy. 18 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: Child support help. Okay, all right. 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 2: Every now and then you get yourself in something, you 20 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 2: need somebody to help you out. Let's go catch up. 21 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 3: Hello, Darious me. Who is it? Hey, Derek. My my 22 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 3: name is Lewis Man. Lewis I work at chech Up 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 3: there with you. We met when you first your first 24 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,560 Speaker 3: week at the job. We met man, my name is Lewis. 25 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,119 Speaker 3: I work on the third floor. You'll know me when 26 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 3: you see me, you say, said Lewis. Yeah, Lewis. I 27 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 3: don't remember, no Lewis. Man. You know, I met a 28 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 3: lot of people on that you know, that first day, 29 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 3: the first week. So I'm just really getting acclimatized because 30 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,559 Speaker 3: it's to the whole situation. But I don't I remember. 31 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 3: It's all good. It's all good. I don't even worry 32 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 3: about it. Man. Let me ask you this hit though 33 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 3: I won't even been with us now, man uh man 34 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 3: about a strong musk. Man. I'm really enjoying it, man, 35 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 3: just really getting the swing and getting the hang everything. 36 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 3: So man, I'm just really enjoyed. It's a great company, man. 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 3: Just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself, 38 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So yeah, man, you know what, Man, 39 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 3: we can get you out man, because you know all 40 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 3: the brothers, Man, we get together hang out on certain nights. 41 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 3: You know, we like once a month, we might we 42 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 3: might get out on the thursdy minutes. You gotta come 43 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 3: hang out with him, and we got to get you out. Yeah, man, Okay, yeah, yeah, 44 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 3: I rather man. I'm they're trying to make new friends, 45 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 3: you know, show man. But I call you though. I 46 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 3: called you because I'm in a little bit of a jam, though, man, 47 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 3: And I was trying to get somebody to help me out. Man, 48 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 3: and by you being a you know, just came into 49 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 3: the company man, you know it might be something you 50 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 3: can actually help me out with. Man. I just you know, 51 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 3: I hate to come in and lean on the friendship 52 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 3: before we even even get started to hang out yet. 53 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 3: But I just I just need a little bit of help. Man. 54 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 3: I'm just hoping maybe you be opening and maybe helping 55 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 3: me out on something. I'm always willing to help a 56 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 3: brother out, bros. Just to fit and what's talk about, 57 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. But okay, check this out, man. 58 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 3: I didn't really really want to tell nobody at the job, 59 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 3: you know, I ain't really trying to let nobody know 60 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 3: my business or whatever. But but here's the deal, man, dude, 61 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 3: I didn't got myself in a serious jam. Man. I 62 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 3: got I got a baby on the way, man, And 63 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 3: I got that. That's great, man, that's a great thing. No, no, no, no, no, 64 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 3: now listen, man, listen, listen. Hit me out though there, 65 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 3: I got I got a baby on the way. But 66 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 3: the same. This ain't this same, This ain't this ain't 67 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 3: from my wife. Man, you said, Oh, so I'm in 68 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 3: the now and the baby, dude, like in the next 69 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 3: you know, six weeks, the baby probably gonna be here, 70 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 3: but the tickeus are gone. But check us out here. 71 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 3: Here's what I was trying to get. Chip. You could 72 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 3: do for me? Man? Is it because any way because 73 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 3: I know you just now you probably you probably you 74 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 3: probably even got your second check yet, you know what 75 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 3: I'm saying. So wait, wait, but but is there any 76 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 3: way man, that you might maybe like clean this baby 77 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 3: for me on your on your uh uh uh. You 78 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 3: know where they take the child support out of your 79 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 3: out of your check. If they take the child support 80 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 3: out of your check out hook, But listen to me, 81 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 3: they take the child support out of your check. But 82 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it back to you. I'm gonna give 83 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 3: it back to you. I just don't want my wife 84 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 3: to find out. You see what I'm saying, Man? What wait? 85 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: Wait you mean it? I mean you're asking me about 86 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 3: money out my out my check. No, but I'm gonna 87 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 3: give it back to you every two weeks when you 88 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 3: get your check. Man, Man, you gotta be out your mind. Man, 89 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 3: I don't need no mother know you? Man? What's man? Man? 90 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 3: I got I got a wife, the kids of my own. 91 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 3: You got your man take god? But there listen to 92 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,719 Speaker 3: the man oo man human reading who you got that 93 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 3: human resource? And take some money out of my mother check. 94 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 3: Somebody wants to take I got my mother, I got 95 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 3: a friend in human resources. Man, man, some money out 96 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 3: of my check. But then I got my own kids 97 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 3: to take care of this money coming out all chick 98 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 3: from all kids. You're something's wrong with you? How you 99 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,039 Speaker 3: doing my mother anyway? Man? No? No, I got your 100 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 3: number from one of the one of the guys at 101 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 3: the job man, one of the working guys. Now, I 102 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 3: don't know understand what guys? Man, ain't you want to 103 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 3: fall talk to this man? Talk about we got a guy. 104 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 3: They got a guy that ain't nothing support. You can 105 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 3: hit me with this boys talk about that. Man, Hey, 106 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 3: I thought this. I thought that right now the red 107 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 3: mus stick starta coming out of my check man, or 108 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 3: we're gonna have some price. What's what's your name of kid? 109 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:21,160 Speaker 3: Who is my name? Lewis Lewis? Who Louis who? My 110 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 3: name Lewis Lewis? I don't know. No, Lewis was many though. 111 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 3: Lewis's where I worked at. Man who we met? We 112 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 3: met the first couple of days you got there, Man 113 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 3: Lewis Man who is around taking money out my check? Man? 114 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 3: And no, all I'm saying, I'm gonna give you the 115 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 3: money back. I'm just saying all I'm saying. And dog, 116 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 3: not touch my what. I'm telling you that right now, 117 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 3: And we're gonna have problem. Hey Louis, Louis, how you spelling? 118 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 3: And Lewis man l o u l o u I 119 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 3: is dog I would I'm gonna hey, hey, it would 120 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 3: take something. I bet not seeing on Lewis in the morning. 121 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 3: I bet you that I that's what I bet. That's 122 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 3: you Donna dois in the morning. And who cry to 123 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 3: human resources? Playing and played on my money? You crazy man, 124 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 3: trying to hurt my wife, kill me. But I'm trying 125 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 3: to get I'm just trying to get you to look 126 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,919 Speaker 3: out for me. I don't want my wife to find 127 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 3: this stuff out there. That's what I'm trying to look out. 128 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 3: Don't look out for me, Dan, what'll come look out 129 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 3: for me and my kids? They take your money out 130 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 3: of my shirt? No, just just just can you at 131 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 3: least maybe take twenty four hours. Just think about it. Man, 132 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 3: it ain't nothing enough, say took out man when it 133 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:42,039 Speaker 3: comes to my money, man, try I'm gonna tell you what. 134 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,039 Speaker 3: But I tell you what, Louis, You're gonna be there 135 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 3: tomorrow morning. Yeah, I'm got him. I'm not a marble. 136 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 3: I mean what you about to have? These white folks 137 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 3: see me performed? You're gonna have those seasons. I gramantee 138 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 3: you these white faces. I'm gonna be on the news, 139 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 3: I start praying with my money. Hey, you're gonna have 140 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 3: me show me and been on the job. Declaw. But 141 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 3: I tell you what, I tell you what. I'm gonna 142 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,159 Speaker 3: lose that my somebody tell you my money. I guarantee 143 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 3: you that. I gloryee you. But hey, let me ask 144 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 3: you this, man, do you think Dwayne would have done 145 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 3: this for me? Did you think your cousin, Dwayne, do 146 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 3: you think he would have he would have cut from me? 147 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 3: But cousins? But what what what my cousin got to 148 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 3: do with this? Don Mary, let me tell you what 149 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 3: your cousin. Let me tell you what Dwayne got to 150 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 3: do with this? Is the one that put me up 151 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 3: to call you. That's his nephew Thomas from the Steve 152 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 3: Hall The Morning Show. You just got pranked by your 153 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 3: cousin Dwayne. Man. This is nephew till Me from the 154 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your cousin Dwayne got me to 155 00:07:50,360 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 3: prank call you brother. I mean man, hey, man, right, 156 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,240 Speaker 3: I ain't got to check it. The don't even try 157 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 3: to get money out of the I mean boy, somebody 158 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 3: go whoop yo before we go telling this? What is 159 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 3: the baddest And I'm in the baddest radio show in 160 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,280 Speaker 3: the lane, the Steve Hobby Morning Show. 161 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: Either way you look at it, I did that. That's 162 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,959 Speaker 1: all I want you to know. Oh wow. Either way 163 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: you look at it. 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