WEBVTT - SO MUCH CRUNCH!

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Andrew, Hi Scott. Welcome to Serial Killers. This is

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<v Speaker 1>episode number twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Have not come up with any clever anything because there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing for twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>We can almost rent a car.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can rent a car, but you have to

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<v Speaker 1>be over twenty five. Otherwise you pay a lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying sure, I could almost do it without paying

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<v Speaker 2>the fee.

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<v Speaker 3>Well there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scotty Bee. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew over there, and a special guest star in the

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<v Speaker 1>studio today.

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<v Speaker 3>Say hello Cooper as Cooper. It's Cooper.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my daughter Cooper, and she's gonna be trying cereal

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<v Speaker 1>with us today.

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll see how this goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Every every single episode you say kids should neat this,

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<v Speaker 2>kids should need this, but now you get to eat

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<v Speaker 2>it today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well all my kid does is eat this. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to go down into the cereal sack. Now do

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<v Speaker 1>you want? Do you want new or classic?

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<v Speaker 3>First?

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<v Speaker 2>I like Cooper pick No, We're actually gonna go.

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<v Speaker 1>New this time because I have a special order that

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<v Speaker 1>these need to be And so I was hoping you

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna say new, but it's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>AKA the cereal sack is chop rd bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the cereal sack is a shopride bag. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>supermarket grocery bag. Thanks for blowing up my spot, Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really happy to know that he ignores you like

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<v Speaker 2>he ignores me.

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<v Speaker 3>So here we go. I'm going down into the sack.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in my sack right now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is going to be so exciting, Cooper, Ah, check

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<v Speaker 2>it out. Oh no what no, no, no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a sin.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Cooper's excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Chocolate toast crunch, that's right, chocolate and cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's part of the cinnamon toast crunch family.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I've never seen those flavors together.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, here's the thing I can say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a new cereal because it was first introduced in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fourteen, okay, and then it disappeared from shelves in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seventeen for a reason, and people wanted it back,

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<v Speaker 1>so it came back earlier this year. See you see

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<v Speaker 1>what it says there.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you read that, Cooper? You're ass it's back.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it says you asked it's back, So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we just add letters wherever we want. So you asked

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<v Speaker 1>and it's back who asked people?

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<v Speaker 2>Then? Can I ask again that they change the recipe

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<v Speaker 2>back on my favorite rice Krispy treats.

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<v Speaker 1>You can ask, but it probably won't happen, sad. So oh,

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<v Speaker 1>look it's naturally flavored General Mills chocolate toast crunch. Mmm,

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<v Speaker 1>real cocoa and cinnamon. That actually is kind of our

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<v Speaker 1>strange flavor combination.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not looking forward to this.

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<v Speaker 1>And there is an interesting little maze on the back,

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<v Speaker 1>and some chocolate Crispy.

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<v Speaker 2>Car personally point out the obvious that cinnamon toast crunch

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<v Speaker 2>is like completely ripping off Despicable Me and the Minions

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<v Speaker 2>because they made the cinnamon squares in the commercial sound

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<v Speaker 2>exactly like the Minions.

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<v Speaker 3>Really.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like if I were working at DreamWorks or Illumination

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<v Speaker 2>or whoever is in charge of Despicable Me, I'd send

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<v Speaker 2>a season desist o. Sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe they'll get on that. I mean, there's so

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<v Speaker 1>many varieties of toast crunch at this point. There's the original,

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<v Speaker 1>there's the churos, there's the chocolate, there's the apple cinnamon,

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<v Speaker 1>there's I don't even is French toast crunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Still.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is that out that's like my favorite. But

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<v Speaker 2>I thought French Toast Crunch was different from from this.

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<v Speaker 1>No, French Toast Crunch is the same company it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right anyway, so let's get pouring and let's

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<v Speaker 1>get eaten.

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<v Speaker 2>This looks nasty. I'm not expecting it looks nasty.

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<v Speaker 3>It smell it, Oh, smell Coop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it kind of just smells exactly like a cocoa puff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it smells like chocolate. But just why is the

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<v Speaker 1>old two chocolate cereal is always coco puffs?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You still haven't brought it in. I'm trying to subtenly

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<v Speaker 2>drop in, so it's not working.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in the sack, bro, just gotta wait, it's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that you're can waffle cereal in the sack?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that I have not gotten yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, get on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting for someone to send it to us. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, by the time this airs, we probably

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<v Speaker 1>will have already done a bonus episode. And we did

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<v Speaker 1>it already, so it'll sound dumb, all right, So let

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<v Speaker 1>me grab some spoons. Now, we are using a two

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<v Speaker 1>milk today. Cooper is lactose intolerant. Okay, so even though

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<v Speaker 1>that this is easier on digestion. It's not lactose free,

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<v Speaker 1>so she may be spraying poop on the wall when

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<v Speaker 1>we're done.

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<v Speaker 2>What.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, I got your lactate pill.

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<v Speaker 1>I am aware people that there is lactaid milk, but

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper isn't usually here, so I didn't buy a whole

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<v Speaker 1>giant jug of it because I didn't know she was coming.

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<v Speaker 3>So a two milk it is. Take your pill.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, there is an actual lactaid pill. For a second,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you're feeding your child's milk. I've seen the

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<v Speaker 2>whipped cream horror video. I'm not looking for that to

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<v Speaker 2>be happening with cereal killer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, thanks for bringing it up, because

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper hates that video. So if you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube and search whipped cream horror, you're gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper in all her glory.

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<v Speaker 2>When they found out she wasn't like a toast intolerant,

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<v Speaker 2>well they didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't know at that point. Let's go chocolate toast

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<v Speaker 3>crust three. Here we go. Five balls right off the bat.

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<v Speaker 3>Five balls right off the bat, she says.

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<v Speaker 2>I judge this hardcore. That's kind of good. I give

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<v Speaker 2>this four bowls it tastes like a warm cup of

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<v Speaker 2>hot cocoa.

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<v Speaker 3>You put cinnamon in your hot cocoa.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you can, you can if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>be fancy.

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<v Speaker 3>This is all right?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you the one saying it's not good?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really love the cinnamon chocolate flavor combination. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go three balls on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the cinnamon flavor really isn't there. I'm not tasting it.

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<v Speaker 2>I taste it, okay, Well, then your palette stronger than mine.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Cooper would give five balls to anything

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<v Speaker 1>that has any amount of sugar in it, so she

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<v Speaker 1>she won't stop eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm guessing the next one she's gonna give it

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<v Speaker 2>five balls too.

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<v Speaker 1>I would assume. So, see, cereal companies, this is your

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<v Speaker 1>target audience right here. So you're doing the right thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Lots of sugar and kids. Give it five balls, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper's just eating the entire cup. So we're gonna move on.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go to our classic. And this cereal was

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<v Speaker 1>first introduced in the late sixties. Oh wow, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>spinoff of an even older cereal. We've done one of

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<v Speaker 1>the varieties before, There is a character in the posse

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<v Speaker 1>named Smedley.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember I don't know as Smedley. I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>sponge true, I know who Smedley.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go down into the cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Sat the shop, right bag Ah. Crunchberries I always always Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>your kids try crunchberries.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're so bad for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Crunchberries are my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>So cap'n Crunch, crunchberry cereal. It's just it's basically cap'n

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<v Speaker 1>Crunch with berry cereal in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>In the nineties, the commercials were terrifying because it would

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<v Speaker 2>be like, crunch a tizes me, Captain, and then they

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<v Speaker 2>would turn into like the little pellets in the cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>I do not remember that. Oh that's from your childhood. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's Smedley, that crazy, goofy looking bucktooth guy right there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's Smedley and his crazy cast of characters. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's cap'n Crunch, Cooper, look, capt cap'n Crunch, Cap'en cap'n Crunch.

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<v Speaker 3>It's cap'n Crunch. I am super sorry. Yeah, there's no

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<v Speaker 3>tea in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Cap'n crunchberries are so good. The weird film they leave

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<v Speaker 2>on the roof of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Not the best, but it doesn't really leave a film,

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<v Speaker 3>It just tears it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah that too, So let's dig in cap'n Crunch

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<v Speaker 1>Crunchberry from Quaker. By the way, Andrew, did you realize

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<v Speaker 1>that there was a crunchberry beast?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's this guy has heard in this classic

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<v Speaker 1>commercial from nineteen seventy one.

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<v Speaker 4>Crunch the crenchberry Beast on the morning clovers. Well, what

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<v Speaker 4>do we wish for cebe? Of course cap'n Crunch cerreal

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<v Speaker 4>with strawberry flaving crunchberries two kuyds of flavor, two kuyds

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<v Speaker 4>of crunch Not a good part of a nutritious breakfast.

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<v Speaker 4>Very well, I wish see me had all the crunchberries

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<v Speaker 4>he was. Next time, let's not wish quite so hard

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<v Speaker 4>crunchberries from Quicker.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he the drunk uncle that you don't want coming

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<v Speaker 2>to cap'n Crunch's birthday party? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>I think the Capt'n's drunk. He's always drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess he has friends who are also drunk, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>than just crunchberries.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>Crunchberry is the serial that they used to make at

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<v Speaker 1>the Quaker factory when I lived in cedar rapids, Iowa,

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<v Speaker 1>and that my dog would lick the air every Tuesday. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, my wife says that we should use

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<v Speaker 1>bowls because like a ceramic bowl, pouring would be the

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<v Speaker 1>proper sound that we're you know, looking the not the

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<v Speaker 1>pouring into the cup sound.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is going to be one of your favorite cereals, Cooper.

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<v Speaker 1>When you want to talk, there's a microphone here, and

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<v Speaker 1>you need to speak into the microphone. As a radio

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<v Speaker 1>professional's daughter, you need to know that you need to

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<v Speaker 1>talk into this big, long looking thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, don't eat it yet. Okay, here we go, counting

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<v Speaker 3>crunch crunch berries.

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<v Speaker 2>Shoot three, five ball?

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<v Speaker 3>What five?

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl?

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<v Speaker 3>Five and spoon? Four balls and a spoon from Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sweet, it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten and you're getting it all over yourself. So let's

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<v Speaker 3>not do that. I'm gonna go three bowls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good. It's really sweet, really sweet, so good. It

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<v Speaker 3>is way better than three bulls. Three bowls in a spoon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a little bit better. I'm not quite sure what

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<v Speaker 3>kind of berries these are.

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<v Speaker 1>And crunchberries they originally started out as just red berries,

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<v Speaker 1>and now they are red and purple and blue, so

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<v Speaker 1>your guess is as good as mine.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so good.

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<v Speaker 3>I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>I could eat a whole box of this. I probably would,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, pass out afterwards.

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<v Speaker 3>And oh, where's Wilford Brimley berry?

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<v Speaker 4>Is?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? I took a while and it's on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it didn't because I cut out all that dead space.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool all right, so here we go. Now there's a

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<v Speaker 1>bonus box. Oh boy, there is a bone. Stop eating

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<v Speaker 1>all of it. You can't eat all of it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a bone. Child.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going into my cereal sack, the shop right bag,

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll never guess what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's chicken and waffle cereal, I'm gonna walk out.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's cocoa puffs, I'll be happy. That's the only

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<v Speaker 2>way I'm going to be happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, So out of my cereal sack comes Obviously there

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<v Speaker 1>was some sort of malfunction in the factory because.

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<v Speaker 3>Oops, all berries O. I'm not sure what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the machine just started spitting berries out and oh,

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<v Speaker 1>look at my handle, you're uttering.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that the berries come out like utters.

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<v Speaker 1>No I don't either, So it's capt'n crunch all berries.

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<v Speaker 1>The cereal came out in nineteen ninety seven. Obviously there

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<v Speaker 1>was a big need for more berries.

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<v Speaker 2>So the first thing I would think of with the cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the berries are good, but I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>the original Captain Crunch, like the little other Sheeps tastes

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<v Speaker 2>good too.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that we never actually did straight up regular

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<v Speaker 3>cap'n Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Straight up regular Captain Crunch. I will eat. I do

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<v Speaker 2>think it is delicious, but this I like that the

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<v Speaker 2>box says oops all berries. Was it always called that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's always been called oops, as if it was

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<v Speaker 1>a mistake. Oh that cap'in Yeah, he is a goofball.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So here is your oops all berries.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think this one's going to be as good.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like fruit, so I don't think I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>like this cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't like fruit, Okay, Well if this constitutes fruit,

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<v Speaker 1>then I've taught her.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, here's you one serving of fruit for the day,

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<v Speaker 3>Cooper dig In.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder what if the purple is I know you're

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<v Speaker 2>a child, but if I were high right now, this

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<v Speaker 2>would be delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's it's almost fruit loop like right, two balls?

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<v Speaker 3>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a little harsh. I'm gonna go with three balls

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<v Speaker 2>like it. I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do three balls in a spoon too.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Again. I think under the influence of either alcohol or

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<v Speaker 2>other substances, you'd be like, man, this is everything I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted in more.

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<v Speaker 3>But why do you need to be under the influence

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<v Speaker 3>to enjoy this?

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<v Speaker 2>Because like, just say, you're drinking, right, Okay, you come

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<v Speaker 2>home right, You're just gonna eat pure sugar and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the best I've ever had, even though I've

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<v Speaker 1>never tried it. I probably go chicken and waffle cereal

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<v Speaker 1>over this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I would if I'm gonna, I would have loved that.

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<v Speaker 2>But unfortunately you still refuse to buy this free.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>So three balls and a spoon from both Andrew and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Two balls from coopercer. She doesn't like fruit, and that

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<v Speaker 1>logic is a little bit twisted. So chocolate toast crunch

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<v Speaker 1>you know did Okay, you guys, really I liked it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>cap'n crunch, crunch berries and oops all berries not terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, Cooper didn't like it because it was

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<v Speaker 3>fruit in it. God forbid.

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<v Speaker 2>On the wall and nasty and nobody wants to hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, enjoy your cereal until next time, everybody, crunch that

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<v Speaker 1>was fun,