Speaker 1: Hi, Andrew, Hi Scott. Welcome to Serial Killers. This is
Speaker 1: episode number twenty four.
Speaker 2: Wow, and I.
Speaker 1: Have not come up with any clever anything because there's
Speaker 1: nothing for twenty four.
Speaker 2: We can almost rent a car.
Speaker 1: No, you can rent a car, but you have to
Speaker 1: be over twenty five. Otherwise you pay a lot of.
Speaker 2: I'm saying sure, I could almost do it without paying
Speaker 2: the fee.
Speaker 3: Well there you go.
Speaker 1: Okay, So welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scotty Bee. That's
Speaker 1: Andrew over there, and a special guest star in the
Speaker 1: studio today.
Speaker 3: Say hello Cooper as Cooper. It's Cooper.
Speaker 1: It's my daughter Cooper, and she's gonna be trying cereal
Speaker 1: with us today.
Speaker 3: So we'll see how this goes.
Speaker 2: Every every single episode you say kids should neat this,
Speaker 2: kids should need this, but now you get to eat
Speaker 2: it today.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well all my kid does is eat this. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to go down into the cereal sack. Now do
Speaker 1: you want? Do you want new or classic?
Speaker 3: First?
Speaker 2: I like Cooper pick No, We're actually gonna go.
Speaker 1: New this time because I have a special order that
Speaker 1: these need to be And so I was hoping you
Speaker 1: were gonna say new, but it's okay.
Speaker 3: AKA the cereal sack is chop rd bag.
Speaker 1: Yes, the cereal sack is a shopride bag. It's a
Speaker 1: supermarket grocery bag. Thanks for blowing up my spot, Cooper.
Speaker 2: I'm really happy to know that he ignores you like
Speaker 2: he ignores me.
Speaker 3: So here we go. I'm going down into the sack.
Speaker 3: I'm in my sack right now.
Speaker 2: This is going to be so exciting, Cooper, Ah, check
Speaker 2: it out. Oh no what no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: that's a sin.
Speaker 3: Well, Cooper's excited.
Speaker 2: Chocolate toast crunch, that's right, chocolate and cinnamon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's part of the cinnamon toast crunch family.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've never seen those flavors together.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing I can say.
Speaker 1: It's a new cereal because it was first introduced in
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, okay, and then it disappeared from shelves in
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen for a reason, and people wanted it back,
Speaker 1: so it came back earlier this year. See you see
Speaker 1: what it says there.
Speaker 3: Can you read that, Cooper? You're ass it's back.
Speaker 1: Well, it says you asked it's back, So you know,
Speaker 1: we just add letters wherever we want. So you asked
Speaker 1: and it's back who asked people?
Speaker 2: Then? Can I ask again that they change the recipe
Speaker 2: back on my favorite rice Krispy treats.
Speaker 1: You can ask, but it probably won't happen, sad. So oh,
Speaker 1: look it's naturally flavored General Mills chocolate toast crunch. Mmm,
Speaker 1: real cocoa and cinnamon. That actually is kind of our
Speaker 1: strange flavor combination.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not looking forward to this.
Speaker 1: And there is an interesting little maze on the back,
Speaker 1: and some chocolate Crispy.
Speaker 2: Car personally point out the obvious that cinnamon toast crunch
Speaker 2: is like completely ripping off Despicable Me and the Minions
Speaker 2: because they made the cinnamon squares in the commercial sound
Speaker 2: exactly like the Minions.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if I were working at DreamWorks or Illumination
Speaker 2: or whoever is in charge of Despicable Me, I'd send
Speaker 2: a season desist o. Sad.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe they'll get on that. I mean, there's so
Speaker 1: many varieties of toast crunch at this point. There's the original,
Speaker 1: there's the churos, there's the chocolate, there's the apple cinnamon,
Speaker 1: there's I don't even is French toast crunch.
Speaker 3: Still.
Speaker 2: The thing is that out that's like my favorite. But
Speaker 2: I thought French Toast Crunch was different from from this.
Speaker 1: No, French Toast Crunch is the same company it was.
Speaker 1: Oh all right anyway, so let's get pouring and let's
Speaker 1: get eaten.
Speaker 2: This looks nasty. I'm not expecting it looks nasty.
Speaker 3: It smell it, Oh, smell Coop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of just smells exactly like a cocoa puff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it smells like chocolate. But just why is the
Speaker 1: old two chocolate cereal is always coco puffs?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You still haven't brought it in. I'm trying to subtenly
Speaker 2: drop in, so it's not working.
Speaker 3: It's in the sack, bro, just gotta wait, it's coming.
Speaker 2: Is that you're can waffle cereal in the sack?
Speaker 3: No, that I have not gotten yet.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, get on it.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for someone to send it to us. But
Speaker 1: you know what, by the time this airs, we probably
Speaker 1: will have already done a bonus episode. And we did
Speaker 1: it already, so it'll sound dumb, all right, So let
Speaker 1: me grab some spoons. Now, we are using a two
Speaker 1: milk today. Cooper is lactose intolerant. Okay, so even though
Speaker 1: that this is easier on digestion. It's not lactose free,
Speaker 1: so she may be spraying poop on the wall when
Speaker 1: we're done.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I got your lactate pill.
Speaker 1: I am aware people that there is lactaid milk, but
Speaker 1: Cooper isn't usually here, so I didn't buy a whole
Speaker 1: giant jug of it because I didn't know she was coming.
Speaker 3: So a two milk it is. Take your pill.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, there is an actual lactaid pill. For a second,
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're feeding your child's milk. I've seen the
Speaker 2: whipped cream horror video. I'm not looking for that to
Speaker 2: be happening with cereal killer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, thanks for bringing it up, because
Speaker 1: Cooper hates that video. So if you want to go
Speaker 1: on YouTube and search whipped cream horror, you're gonna see
Speaker 1: Cooper in all her glory.
Speaker 2: When they found out she wasn't like a toast intolerant,
Speaker 2: well they didn't know.
Speaker 3: We didn't know at that point. Let's go chocolate toast
Speaker 3: crust three. Here we go. Five balls right off the bat.
Speaker 3: Five balls right off the bat, she says.
Speaker 2: I judge this hardcore. That's kind of good. I give
Speaker 2: this four bowls it tastes like a warm cup of
Speaker 2: hot cocoa.
Speaker 3: You put cinnamon in your hot cocoa.
Speaker 2: I mean you can, you can if you want to
Speaker 2: be fancy.
Speaker 3: This is all right?
Speaker 2: How are you the one saying it's not good?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't really love the cinnamon chocolate flavor combination. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go three balls on it.
Speaker 2: Well, the cinnamon flavor really isn't there. I'm not tasting it.
Speaker 2: I taste it, okay, Well, then your palette stronger than mine.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: By the way, Cooper would give five balls to anything
Speaker 1: that has any amount of sugar in it, so she
Speaker 1: she won't stop eating it.
Speaker 2: So I'm guessing the next one she's gonna give it
Speaker 2: five balls too.
Speaker 1: I would assume. So, see, cereal companies, this is your
Speaker 1: target audience right here. So you're doing the right thing.
Speaker 1: Lots of sugar and kids. Give it five balls, all right.
Speaker 1: Cooper's just eating the entire cup. So we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to our classic. And this cereal was
Speaker 1: first introduced in the late sixties. Oh wow, it's a
Speaker 1: spinoff of an even older cereal. We've done one of
Speaker 1: the varieties before, There is a character in the posse
Speaker 1: named Smedley.
Speaker 2: Do you remember I don't know as Smedley. I'm so
Speaker 2: sponge true, I know who Smedley.
Speaker 3: Let's go down into the cereal.
Speaker 2: Sat the shop, right bag Ah. Crunchberries I always always Yeah,
Speaker 2: your kids try crunchberries.
Speaker 3: No, they're so bad for you.
Speaker 2: Crunchberries are my favorite.
Speaker 1: So cap'n Crunch, crunchberry cereal. It's just it's basically cap'n
Speaker 1: Crunch with berry cereal in it.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 2: In the nineties, the commercials were terrifying because it would
Speaker 2: be like, crunch a tizes me, Captain, and then they
Speaker 2: would turn into like the little pellets in the cereal.
Speaker 3: I do not remember that. Oh that's from your childhood. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: So that's Smedley, that crazy, goofy looking bucktooth guy right there.
Speaker 1: That's that's Smedley and his crazy cast of characters. So
Speaker 1: it's cap'n Crunch, Cooper, look, capt cap'n Crunch, Cap'en cap'n Crunch.
Speaker 3: It's cap'n Crunch. I am super sorry. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 3: tea in there.
Speaker 2: Cap'n crunchberries are so good. The weird film they leave
Speaker 2: on the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 3: Not the best, but it doesn't really leave a film,
Speaker 3: It just tears it up.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah that too, So let's dig in cap'n Crunch
Speaker 1: Crunchberry from Quaker. By the way, Andrew, did you realize
Speaker 1: that there was a crunchberry beast?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: I think it's this guy has heard in this classic
Speaker 1: commercial from nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 4: Crunch the crenchberry Beast on the morning clovers. Well, what
Speaker 4: do we wish for cebe? Of course cap'n Crunch cerreal
Speaker 4: with strawberry flaving crunchberries two kuyds of flavor, two kuyds
Speaker 4: of crunch Not a good part of a nutritious breakfast.
Speaker 4: Very well, I wish see me had all the crunchberries
Speaker 4: he was. Next time, let's not wish quite so hard
Speaker 4: crunchberries from Quicker.
Speaker 2: Is he the drunk uncle that you don't want coming
Speaker 2: to cap'n Crunch's birthday party? Well?
Speaker 3: I think the Capt'n's drunk. He's always drunk.
Speaker 2: I guess he has friends who are also drunk, all right,
Speaker 2: than just crunchberries.
Speaker 3: Remember it.
Speaker 1: Crunchberry is the serial that they used to make at
Speaker 1: the Quaker factory when I lived in cedar rapids, Iowa,
Speaker 1: and that my dog would lick the air every Tuesday. Okay,
Speaker 1: by the way, my wife says that we should use
Speaker 1: bowls because like a ceramic bowl, pouring would be the
Speaker 1: proper sound that we're you know, looking the not the
Speaker 1: pouring into the cup sound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is going to be one of your favorite cereals, Cooper.
Speaker 1: When you want to talk, there's a microphone here, and
Speaker 1: you need to speak into the microphone. As a radio
Speaker 1: professional's daughter, you need to know that you need to
Speaker 1: talk into this big, long looking thing.
Speaker 3: Hey, don't eat it yet. Okay, here we go, counting
Speaker 3: crunch crunch berries.
Speaker 2: Shoot three, five ball?
Speaker 3: What five?
Speaker 2: Bowl?
Speaker 3: Five and spoon? Four balls and a spoon from Cooper.
Speaker 2: It's sweet, it's delicious.
Speaker 3: Ten and you're getting it all over yourself. So let's
Speaker 3: not do that. I'm gonna go three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 3: It's good. It's really sweet, really sweet, so good. It
Speaker 3: is way better than three bulls. Three bowls in a spoon. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a little bit better. I'm not quite sure what
Speaker 3: kind of berries these are.
Speaker 1: And crunchberries they originally started out as just red berries,
Speaker 1: and now they are red and purple and blue, so
Speaker 1: your guess is as good as mine.
Speaker 2: This is so good.
Speaker 3: I love this.
Speaker 2: I could eat a whole box of this. I probably would,
Speaker 2: you know, pass out afterwards.
Speaker 3: And oh, where's Wilford Brimley berry?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 2: Well? I took a while and it's on the way.
Speaker 3: No, it didn't because I cut out all that dead space.
Speaker 1: Cool all right, so here we go. Now there's a
Speaker 1: bonus box. Oh boy, there is a bone. Stop eating
Speaker 1: all of it. You can't eat all of it.
Speaker 3: There's a bone. Child.
Speaker 1: I'm going into my cereal sack, the shop right bag,
Speaker 1: and you'll never guess what it is.
Speaker 2: If it's chicken and waffle cereal, I'm gonna walk out.
Speaker 2: If it's cocoa puffs, I'll be happy. That's the only
Speaker 2: way I'm going to be happy.
Speaker 1: Really, So out of my cereal sack comes Obviously there
Speaker 1: was some sort of malfunction in the factory because.
Speaker 3: Oops, all berries O. I'm not sure what happened.
Speaker 1: I think the machine just started spitting berries out and oh,
Speaker 1: look at my handle, you're uttering.
Speaker 2: I don't think that the berries come out like utters.
Speaker 1: No I don't either, So it's capt'n crunch all berries.
Speaker 1: The cereal came out in nineteen ninety seven. Obviously there
Speaker 1: was a big need for more berries.
Speaker 2: So the first thing I would think of with the cereal.
Speaker 2: I mean, the berries are good, but I feel like
Speaker 2: the original Captain Crunch, like the little other Sheeps tastes
Speaker 2: good too.
Speaker 3: You know that we never actually did straight up regular
Speaker 3: cap'n Crunch.
Speaker 2: Straight up regular Captain Crunch. I will eat. I do
Speaker 2: think it is delicious, but this I like that the
Speaker 2: box says oops all berries. Was it always called that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always been called oops, as if it was
Speaker 1: a mistake. Oh that cap'in Yeah, he is a goofball.
Speaker 1: All right, So here is your oops all berries.
Speaker 2: I don't think this one's going to be as good.
Speaker 3: I don't like fruit, so I don't think I'm gonna
Speaker 3: like this cereal.
Speaker 1: She doesn't like fruit, Okay, Well if this constitutes fruit,
Speaker 1: then I've taught her.
Speaker 3: Well, here's you one serving of fruit for the day,
Speaker 3: Cooper dig In.
Speaker 2: I wonder what if the purple is I know you're
Speaker 2: a child, but if I were high right now, this
Speaker 2: would be delicious.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's almost fruit loop like right, two balls?
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's a little harsh. I'm gonna go with three balls
Speaker 2: like it. I like it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do three balls in a spoon too.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 3: It's not bad.
Speaker 2: Again. I think under the influence of either alcohol or
Speaker 2: other substances, you'd be like, man, this is everything I
Speaker 2: wanted in more.
Speaker 3: But why do you need to be under the influence
Speaker 3: to enjoy this?
Speaker 2: Because like, just say, you're drinking, right, Okay, you come
Speaker 2: home right, You're just gonna eat pure sugar and be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 1: This is the best I've ever had, even though I've
Speaker 1: never tried it. I probably go chicken and waffle cereal
Speaker 1: over this.
Speaker 2: Well, I would if I'm gonna, I would have loved that.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately you still refuse to buy this free.
Speaker 3: It's on the way.
Speaker 1: So three balls and a spoon from both Andrew and I.
Speaker 1: Two balls from coopercer. She doesn't like fruit, and that
Speaker 1: logic is a little bit twisted. So chocolate toast crunch
Speaker 1: you know did Okay, you guys, really I liked it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cap'n crunch, crunch berries and oops all berries not terrible.
Speaker 3: But you know, Cooper didn't like it because it was
Speaker 3: fruit in it. God forbid.
Speaker 1: So thank you very much for listening to episode twenty four.
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Speaker 2: On the wall and nasty and nobody wants to hear that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, enjoy your cereal until next time, everybody, crunch that
Speaker 1: was fun,