WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Bro Code Yump Hunter

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<v Speaker 1>tap is special. A young lady reached out to us

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<v Speaker 1>recently wanting to phone tap her dad because her family

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<v Speaker 1>has a late cabin and she's about to take her

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<v Speaker 1>new boyfriend there that nobody else has met yet, the

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<v Speaker 1>big get together. We thought it'd be a good idea

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<v Speaker 1>for Jose to pose as the boyfriend and just go

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<v Speaker 1>over some basic brocode with Dad. I'm sure you'll be cool, right,

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<v Speaker 1>super cool? Yeah? How hard could it be? Right? Probably

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<v Speaker 1>really hard. It's your phone tap right now. Another Mornings

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<v Speaker 1>on the Twenties, helloy, is this Delilah's Bob Robert? Um? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this Roberto? What's up? Bro? This is her boyfriend Brady? Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how's it? It's okay, dude? I am self stoked to

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<v Speaker 1>go to your lake, Bro. That cabin vibe. I can

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<v Speaker 1>just feel it already, super chill, am I Right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a very special place, that's for sure. Dude, no cap,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your name? It's Brady, But I mean you can

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<v Speaker 1>call me bro d. I haven't even met you yet,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll just stick with Brady. Oh tight, And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Delilah never mentioned to me that you're gonna be calling,

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<v Speaker 1>so I didn't know anything about this. My bad for

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<v Speaker 1>the sneak attack, not my intention. So can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>why you're calling me? Oh? Well, first, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>introduce myself, you know, make a good first impression with

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<v Speaker 1>the pop pops. And second, I kind of wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>go over like our bro code for the weekend. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what you're talking about. Brady. You

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<v Speaker 1>know bro code, Like you're a bro, I'm a bro.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to be on the same like bro page together.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not your bro. I'm Delia's father. So okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be more formal, mister Browski. I just wanted to go

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<v Speaker 1>over some bro codes real quick. So first things first,

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<v Speaker 1>if one of us dies while lifting weights, you add

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<v Speaker 1>more weight and then call nine one one, because then

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like I was like getting ripped and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I died. I hate to disappoint you. But we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any weights up with the cabin, so oh

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<v Speaker 1>what that's all good? I can bring my own anyway. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you have some sweet bars by that lakehouse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess there's a couple that aren't that far away.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, once swore at the cabin, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>really want to leave. You just hang out there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's cool. I just want to make sure, like when

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<v Speaker 1>we go out, you and me, when we're like bro bonding,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna like block me. You know, if something

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<v Speaker 1>goes down, you feel what was that like? Per se

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<v Speaker 1>when we're hunting for yumps? Right? Bro, I'm sorry, what

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<v Speaker 1>did you say? Yumps? What is that? You've never been

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<v Speaker 1>yump hunting before. Let me let me give you a

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<v Speaker 1>little advice here. Bro, if you're gonna be staying at

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<v Speaker 1>our cabin with our family, you need to change your

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<v Speaker 1>language and speak in a way that people will understand you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I won't be sus my back. Hey, jerk off,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, talk normal, all right? You're the boss, Rob

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<v Speaker 1>boss and Rob? Right, what did you say? Listen? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>The number one most imports hante rule of Bro code

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<v Speaker 1>is never stared directly at another naked bro. What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell I mean that's numero uno. It might be hard

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<v Speaker 1>for you to pull off because I've been juson. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>good lord, this cannot be happening to me right now.

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<v Speaker 1>For example, when we go swimming naked at night together, right,

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<v Speaker 1>just avert your eyes like Strolder. Okay, we're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go swimming naked at night together or during the day

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<v Speaker 1>like we canna swim naked together anytime, but it's bro bonding. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>We're not gonna miss out on that. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>take off the trunks and look for the yumps. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to talk to Delilah because this whole conversation is

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<v Speaker 1>really making me rethink Heaven. You come up to the cabin. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You're freaking me out. You sound like a really weird man.

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<v Speaker 1>Why have a question for you? Would it totally freak

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<v Speaker 1>you out if I told you I'm not really your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter's boyfriend. No, that would not freak me out. That

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<v Speaker 1>would actually make me very happy. Well, then I should

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<v Speaker 1>probably tell you this is actually jose from the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>a phone tap on you. Bro, I'm not dating your daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay again, that makes absolutely no sends to me. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me explain your daughter, Delilah. She listens to our show.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a big fan. She set you up for all

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<v Speaker 1>of it. She knows you're on edge about meeting her

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend for the first time, so she wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>message you. Man, well, thank god you're not the person

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<v Speaker 1>dating my daughter. All seriousness, though, I will keep my

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<v Speaker 1>weekend open and you and me. If you don't like him,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come up there. We'll hunt for jumps. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what does that even means. Many

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<v Speaker 1>fathers have told me that. I'm sure they have week

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<v Speaker 1>up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning