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Speaker 1: What's with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Goody, just call.

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Speaker 4: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you. Hi, there are you a zero percent

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Speaker 4: APR loan?

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Speaker 2: I sound sexy.

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Speaker 4: I only say it because I'm having trouble understanding your term.

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Speaker 4: Then you're showing low interest. I think that's whatever you do.

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Speaker 3: Don't rip off his sweater vest and use it to

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Speaker 3: Weggie instead, tell him he's kind of hunky in a

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Speaker 3: Sheldon from Big Bangs sort of way a child.

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Speaker 2: Oh thanks, sorry, I was watching Young Shelton.

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Speaker 4: A hunk of a man. And that's when you give

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Speaker 4: him the number to the loser line. So hopefully he

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Speaker 4: calls and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 4: on the air. Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 5: One from the poet you're reading the other night. I

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Speaker 5: really hope I didn't like offend you or anything when

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Speaker 5: I said you'd make a great Native American cheap I know,

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Speaker 5: I know that you're Asian, and yeah, just look where

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Speaker 5: we really need a Native American guy to finish off

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Speaker 5: our Village People tribute band.

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Speaker 6: So you mentioned you played some instruments, but you haven't

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Speaker 6: answered any of my messages.

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Speaker 5: So that's just why I'm kind of like checking in again.

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Speaker 5: So but also, I don't know, maybe you're worried about

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Speaker 5: the whole like YMCA thing and the whole stereotype about that,

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Speaker 5: but straight people.

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Speaker 7: Do it too, So just the way for us guys to.

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Speaker 5: Have fun and kind of like grow out whatever anyway

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Speaker 5: you think about it. So first practice is next Wednesday,

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Speaker 5: and hopefully you can come, and you know, I'll give

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Speaker 5: you like a big bro butt slap to welcome you

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Speaker 5: to the group.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I bet you will.

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Speaker 4: All the bros we all get together and do our

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Speaker 4: Village People stuff. Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing how many ways that man could be A.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I get that, but I do feel his pain.

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Speaker 4: It's tough when you got four fifths of the Village

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Speaker 4: People cover band and you can't find that final piece. Yea,

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Speaker 4: that ruins your years.

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Speaker 2: And the Indian Chief would be the hardest to find.

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Speaker 2: We're not no one will notice someone's gone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, the.

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Speaker 7: Next mesod Derek, I forgot to ask you the other

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Speaker 7: night what's your love language? Because you know there's five

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Speaker 7: different ones, words of affirmation, physical touch cards, and gives

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Speaker 7: practical help. Mine mine is the mullets.

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Speaker 6: This the whole reason.

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Speaker 7: Why I asked you out. I just love I would

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Speaker 7: love to run my fingers through your hair.

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Speaker 8: I mean, I just just want call it, you know,

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Speaker 8: I just want I just grab you and just you

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Speaker 8: the back of your money.

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Speaker 7: Well, Cally, and maybe we can get to pulling.

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Speaker 8: Next.

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Speaker 2: If mullets are her love language, you should go to

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Speaker 2: that YMC cover band.

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Speaker 4: There's a mullet show.

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Speaker 2: I mean, none of them, but I'm sure the people

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Speaker 2: who go do.

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Speaker 4: Okay fine, But look, hey guys, look speaking of business

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Speaker 4: in the front and party in the back, have you

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Speaker 4: ever been to our YouTube page?

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Speaker 2: Is there as well?

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Speaker 4: We don't have a ton of bullets featured aka Kentucky

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Speaker 4: Waterfalls aka and Mississippi mud Flaps, but what we do

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Speaker 4: have is engaging, highbrow content, prank calls, no second date updates,

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Speaker 4: and of course the loser line clips as many as

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Speaker 4: you can swallow.

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Speaker 2: Mullet page is sounding better and better, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Bull, listen to them while your girlfriend pulls on your

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Speaker 4: beaver paddle. It's another name for mullets. I like there's

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Speaker 4: a lot of fun on there. Go check it out. Now,

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Speaker 4: let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hey, Sarah, that guy you were helping in

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Speaker 6: the self checkout, thank you so much. I was really

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Speaker 6: embarrassed just standing there not knowing what to do. And

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Speaker 6: then you gave me your number, which was awesome because

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Speaker 6: I think we could have a really great time if

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Speaker 6: we went out. So I feel like I feel like

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Speaker 6: I really have to apologize. That's not that's not something

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Speaker 6: I usually do. You know, I usually have more control

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Speaker 6: than that, you know what I mean. That burrito I

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Speaker 6: had for breakfast that morning was not sitting well and

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Speaker 6: it escaped a little bit, and I apologize. You were

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Speaker 6: so kind. Right after I let that loud one rip,

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Speaker 6: you acted like you didn't hear it, and I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I'm not going to go back and get burritos to

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Speaker 6: that place again, but if you want to, you and

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Speaker 6: I could get nachos for lunch somewhere. Give me a call.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Oh my.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I know, let's go to the broccoli factory.

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Speaker 2: Did you ask for the number before or after this happened?

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Speaker 2: To call after the fact of that incident.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called extreme confidence in a bad way.

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Speaker 1: Next me.

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Speaker 9: Greetings, Kendra, you are getting a call from He's excited

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Speaker 9: that you are initiating a romantic encounter. Your hotness has

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Speaker 9: been confirmed. We congratulations you are now dating.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to.

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Speaker 9: Go out for Italian, please press one.

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Speaker 1: If you would like to skip straight to for play,

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Speaker 1: please press two. If you would like to break up

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Speaker 1: with Corey, please press nine.

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Speaker 9: But does not give up easy. You have been warned

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Speaker 9: have a positive emotion. They call erman.

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Speaker 1: They did worked on me.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe a robot was the sexiest Loser Line

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Speaker 4: message that we got this week.

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Speaker 2: It's creative, it's unique, and it was genuinely cute. He

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Speaker 2: never broke. I'm wondering if he lives like that in

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Speaker 2: real life, ma'am.

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Speaker 4: Can I please have your numbers? That wouldn't work.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that that was the first time he

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Speaker 2: did that.

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Speaker 4: But I'm definitely punching that too button skipping right to

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Speaker 4: the four place.

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Speaker 2: A robot who's willing to give you a little love.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, listen to Loser Line regularly at this time

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Speaker 4: every week and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey TikTok, where you can hear your favorite loser

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Speaker 4: lines right there. We got your phones have coming up

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Speaker 4: right

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Speaker 7: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning