Speaker 1: Nick. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am good good morning,
Speaker 1: good afternoon, good night. It's it's the evening when people
Speaker 1: get this. Maybe it'll be midday. We don't know. Hi everyone,
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's a Nicker podcast. I don't want to
Speaker 1: lie to you, guys. We were recording this on Sunday. So,
Speaker 1: but I want to talk about football and you, like
Speaker 1: you might. Obviously it's decided already who's going to the
Speaker 1: super Bowl unless there's something insane over time? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still going on. Um, how how long can it
Speaker 1: go over time? I mean, I guess for the playoffs forever. No,
Speaker 1: not forever. I mean, yeah, it wouldn't. I mean there's
Speaker 1: ties in the regular season, so it doesn't go on.
Speaker 1: So then get to the next game. I guess so
Speaker 1: so so they just couldn't score forever, yeah, or maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: they just or they keep scoring exactly. The Bengal has
Speaker 1: ever been this far because the Bengals are you know,
Speaker 1: it's Cincinnati. I'm from there. My parents, I think, are excited.
Speaker 1: They haven't got far and about like thirty Noah's been
Speaker 1: hanging with my parents, but I have not talked to them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're fair Weather fans and anything Cincinnati. I think
Speaker 1: the Bengals the last time they got really far, they
Speaker 1: lost by like fifty points, like something embarrassing. Boomer Siason
Speaker 1: was like there quarterback lefty with blonde hair. Oh yeah, Boomer,
Speaker 1: I remember that. That That was like the eighties. Your mom
Speaker 1: thought he was your actual father for a while. I
Speaker 1: wish what's he up to? Did he see t e out?
Speaker 1: He still talk? Okay? Do you really know that? Is
Speaker 1: he like a correspondent? Yeah? It is interesting neither you
Speaker 1: talk to most or you can't talk at all when
Speaker 1: it goes to football after like either you're a correspondent
Speaker 1: or you're not ship. Do you guys want to know
Speaker 1: the longest overtime? Yeah? Ever in NFL? Yeah? Or is
Speaker 1: this like it was between the Dolphins and the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Okay here, let make sure I'm rering this correctly. I
Speaker 1: think in oh yeah, maybe I don't know. I might
Speaker 1: be reading this wrong, but it was eighty two minutes
Speaker 1: and forty seconds. I don't know sports who you love that?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you love that? Just anything to keep it going longer?
Speaker 1: Is that like what a sports fan likes? Well, a
Speaker 1: lot of people actually hate I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: how technical you want to get, but no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to get like I don't know how deep like
Speaker 1: you just corresponding right now? What's that? Remember when we
Speaker 1: went to what is he talking to you from the
Speaker 1: after life? Because he may have done talking to himself again?
Speaker 1: Damn it? You just wait? What's that? You ate the
Speaker 1: end of the bread? You ate the end of the
Speaker 1: bread on purpose? Wait? What is that a thing? Is
Speaker 1: that a bad? Are you someone who doesn't like the crust? Anything?
Speaker 1: You like anything? I'm not a crust head. I don't
Speaker 1: but if the crust is the only thing that is there,
Speaker 1: you will eat it. So we're talking about the very
Speaker 1: talking about a guy who ate Saul with his fingers
Speaker 1: yesterday in front of the public. Yeah, and you said,
Speaker 1: use a fry, And I said, what do you think
Speaker 1: I call my fingers? They do look like fries, these things,
Speaker 1: I mean, all fingers kind of look like fries. You're
Speaker 1: look more like McDonald's fries, and mine look like the
Speaker 1: ones that no one would eat. Yours look like wedges
Speaker 1: tops if you put sour cream, some cheese, and a
Speaker 1: little bit of chili on these things. But honestly, you
Speaker 1: eating uh coal saw with your figures was something that
Speaker 1: someone would do, is like a funny thing. But you
Speaker 1: were doing it not to get meat up filment. It
Speaker 1: was just were you trying. Was there any part of
Speaker 1: you that was like, I'll wait un till she goes
Speaker 1: to the bathroom to do this because I know that
Speaker 1: this will be so this will get her attention. Well
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I was going to go straight to
Speaker 1: mouth like just yeah, like like I've done that. I
Speaker 1: do that with the wrappers of my protein bars like
Speaker 1: it's so melty and I just like, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: going to do that. Also, cole slaw to me, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of different kinds of cold slat. I like
Speaker 1: extra mayonnaise in mind o. God, I just want to
Speaker 1: I hate a wet coal slaw, like if it's watery
Speaker 1: and just like no, there's there's a good cole slaw.
Speaker 1: I also like very chopped up cole slaw, but when
Speaker 1: it's not stringy cabbage. Yeah, I just want to start
Speaker 1: a show where you just eat that's some good slaw.
Speaker 1: It's called good slaw. That slaw, folks, that's a good
Speaker 1: slow I really want to start a TikTok account for
Speaker 1: you called goodlaw, and we just give you different slaws
Speaker 1: and you eat it with your fingers and you say
Speaker 1: whether it's a good slaw or not. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: the barstool guy without yeah, without sexual harassing. Not quite
Speaker 1: as much. It's just a little less. I felt sexually
Speaker 1: harassed watching you eating. It's honestly very uh eating. I
Speaker 1: always say eating putting in the dark in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night is out of the thing without a
Speaker 1: spoon is the most sexiest, like the most sexual thing
Speaker 1: I've ever done. No fingers, just straight to the mountain. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Used to have a joke about how she would do
Speaker 1: cone lingus on pudding cups. I know. Sorry, man, Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, Jen, who we ate dinner with lunch with.
Speaker 1: She I go, that's my utensils to hers. Just just
Speaker 1: getting you. There's no excuse. I know someone took your utensils,
Speaker 1: but you just get more once. She should get the
Speaker 1: for for me. So I guess it was kind of
Speaker 1: why did you ask her? I was rebelling against her
Speaker 1: stealing my fork by my hands, I kind of I
Speaker 1: don't know if that helped me. It was so it
Speaker 1: just seemed like something you would do for a bit
Speaker 1: and it was just a real honest I was hungry.
Speaker 1: I wanted some, but you waited. You did the thing
Speaker 1: where you wait till the end of your meal because
Speaker 1: you think I'm probably not gonna eat that, because it
Speaker 1: was like your dessert. What it looks like. It looked
Speaker 1: like the way a baby would eat, like macaroni. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do have baby hands. So my buddy was on
Speaker 1: I told you about that when he was on Real
Speaker 1: World in New Orleans and the girl gave him the
Speaker 1: nickname baby hands. Oh god, I mean you can't come
Speaker 1: back from that, you know. He also had a really
Speaker 1: like messed up leg. I don't remember this, so obviously
Speaker 1: could come back from it. But she she dated her,
Speaker 1: he dated He went on like two dates with her,
Speaker 1: and she called hi baby hands. Yeah, baby hands. It's
Speaker 1: ringing kind of about what was his name, Matt baby
Speaker 1: And he had a really messed up leg. He got
Speaker 1: it cut up in a boat like not an engine,
Speaker 1: yea propeller, propeller. Yeah, and you would have you know,
Speaker 1: I like that. She didn't lead with that. I like that.
Speaker 1: You know, most people would go, yeah, machette leg I
Speaker 1: made Matt. You were like, oh, my god, dodged a
Speaker 1: bullet because I bet you have smaller hands. Did you
Speaker 1: have small hands as him? Because you have he's smaller
Speaker 1: to me. Um, were you so excited for him to
Speaker 1: be on the show at first and then he's like, guys,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you or did he not tell you
Speaker 1: before it aired? I know they were. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: if you type in Matt in the jacuzzi, they were
Speaker 1: in the jacuzi and she goes, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: have such small hands. Yeah, and then I think they
Speaker 1: actually wrote baby hands like him, a little is lower. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it seems like something they do, you know the Bachelor
Speaker 1: at when they're like someone's on the show and they
Speaker 1: they're just like a hot girl. One time, they're just
Speaker 1: like they wrote twin underneath, like that was her job.
Speaker 1: Was like she's a twin, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like they just don't have she had nothing else going on,
Speaker 1: like our chicken girl girl who has a chicken? Speaking
Speaker 1: of birds, God, that that two can. I knew you
Speaker 1: were going to love that video so obsessed with it.
Speaker 1: It made me feel different about birds. I always said,
Speaker 1: if you can't anything that people are going to see
Speaker 1: that video, and we want to get two cans because
Speaker 1: if I knowing what birds like, being an animal rights enthusiast,
Speaker 1: I want a two can. Idiots are going to want
Speaker 1: two cans, now what I'm saying. And they're just like,
Speaker 1: I'll do anything to get my daughter a two can,
Speaker 1: and then they'll get in. The two can will not
Speaker 1: be a sees this two can? But man, this two
Speaker 1: can is so cute. Chester. What did he do for
Speaker 1: the people who weren't on our text throat? Okay, I
Speaker 1: got it together. Chester is so affectionate When I have
Speaker 1: company over, he really likes somebody. He'll come over and
Speaker 1: bring them a raspberry. He'll bring them a raspberry and
Speaker 1: little guest to say that he loves them. He's little
Speaker 1: and he's got a big beak like a two can,
Speaker 1: and he I am shocked at how caddly Chester is.
Speaker 1: He always wants to be in my shirt or laying
Speaker 1: on my shower. He cuddles so much. He likes to
Speaker 1: get inside her shirt and just sit between and like
Speaker 1: cuttle up in her. Loves to get patted, and he
Speaker 1: loves to me listen to the sound sound. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: the sound he makes when it chip and then he
Speaker 1: sometimes he gets in the shower. That's my favorite, when
Speaker 1: it's just missing in the shower and he just leans
Speaker 1: back his head and he closes his eyes and he
Speaker 1: just goes. It made me feel different about birds, it
Speaker 1: really did. I didn't you cut all a bird? And
Speaker 1: I was proven wrong. No, they're so sweet, they get
Speaker 1: really gentle and sweet. But it just made me a
Speaker 1: little bit worried that because now I want a too
Speaker 1: can and I've never wanted a two can, and now
Speaker 1: I'm just worried. There's gonna be so many rich people
Speaker 1: being like my daughter should have a two can, and
Speaker 1: they do whatever they can and they and now two
Speaker 1: cans are going to be this marketed thing and they're
Speaker 1: going because what they do when they want to get
Speaker 1: birds for pets as they go and they take their
Speaker 1: baity the eggs out of a live nest in the forest,
Speaker 1: and then they steal the eggs and these babies have
Speaker 1: to grow up as pets now in cages. It's terrible.
Speaker 1: And that's why birds should never be You should never
Speaker 1: get a new bird that's been raised or like um,
Speaker 1: you know bread, you don't get bread. Birds you don't
Speaker 1: want you get a bird that's been there there, you know,
Speaker 1: they're they've been surrendered or their owner has died. As
Speaker 1: a bird lives long enough where you don't need it
Speaker 1: as a puppy don't even know, baby cute, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't need a puppy bird. What do you call a
Speaker 1: puppy bird? Um, a baby bird, a little chick. It's
Speaker 1: got to be a name for a like a two candy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you ever hook up with a guy with a tune?
Speaker 1: And hatchling? Hatchling? Thank you? Yeah? When they're just like
Speaker 1: they have sparse feathers and they're going, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't need that. They don't have eyes yet, they're just
Speaker 1: eyes are clothes. They're so so sweet. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my sister's baby just stopped being a hatchling, you know,
Speaker 1: like when they just look like they look like they
Speaker 1: just came out. And now Forest is like looking like
Speaker 1: he's like making faces and things like. That's very exciting.
Speaker 1: He's smiling and I'm just like he was. My sister
Speaker 1: sent a video of Forest just napping and he like
Speaker 1: yawns and then he smiles, and my dad wrote back
Speaker 1: to the chat, I'm sure he's dreaming about his grandpa,
Speaker 1: and it was just like, oh God, stop making his
Speaker 1: smiles about you. Yeah, he's thinking about my He was
Speaker 1: being sweet, I'm sure, but like there the idea that
Speaker 1: Forest was dreaming about his grandpa is insane. Dreaming about
Speaker 1: your dad's tuna? Can no? What if this is to
Speaker 1: the can thing you're asking? Have I ever been with
Speaker 1: a guy with a short but like really thick penis
Speaker 1: is what you're asking? And if you're wondering if I
Speaker 1: can with my fingers, I m just can't. Um okay,
Speaker 1: tuna can't. I've never No, I've never encountered, Like I've
Speaker 1: said before, every single man I've been with has has
Speaker 1: never had a penis that is so misshapen. That is
Speaker 1: of note. I've encountered balls that are just insane, like
Speaker 1: different balls. Have I've had tuncan balls? Birds have balls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's awesome. Yeah, I just like seen balls flying.
Speaker 1: I think that would be awesome. Bird not all the time, dude.
Speaker 1: I saw a rabbit dog's face on TikTok. It was
Speaker 1: like the most you looked outside like it happened in Mexico,
Speaker 1: like it happened outside in my in the little grassy
Speaker 1: knoll over there. Have you ever done like when you're Mexican?
Speaker 1: Did you to Mexico as a kid with your parents? Like?
Speaker 1: Times saw a dog something bumping a bag of trash
Speaker 1: in Thailand and it was one of the funniest things
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. That's what you saw?
Speaker 1: Your friend? Ye? Wait you saw? Did you? Did you
Speaker 1: go past her? Did you watch the whole thing? Rabbit
Speaker 1: nutt on? Did the dog get a care or was
Speaker 1: it trying to get away? You just took it to
Speaker 1: the face. Hate. When there's animals doing gross things to
Speaker 1: each other on these it's almost like people set them
Speaker 1: up to do it. It's gross. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was set up. I think yeah, they did
Speaker 1: put a carrot on the dog's head. Wait, have you
Speaker 1: ever seen someone with a two and a can penis?
Speaker 1: I feel like you have a story? No story there.
Speaker 1: There was a guy on the baseball team in college.
Speaker 1: I didn't play baseball, but I knew about his penis
Speaker 1: from my friends I played baseball, and he could wrap
Speaker 1: his penis around. He'd put it out as a watch
Speaker 1: and he'd come up and be like, hey, can you
Speaker 1: read what time it is? Well, that's like puppetry of
Speaker 1: the penis. Can you could probably do that with your
Speaker 1: penis too, probably, But he had a big because it's
Speaker 1: just skin and it fills with blood. It's not like
Speaker 1: it's like you're not start sing muscle. And they knew
Speaker 1: the coach had big ball, like they knew about the
Speaker 1: coaches dick, which I thought was I guess the coaches
Speaker 1: showered with the guys. We're not suspicious. Balls really do
Speaker 1: run the gamut and Noah. We know that Noah likes
Speaker 1: to part balls with her nose through the scene. Moses,
Speaker 1: it's just gently. You just take your nose and you
Speaker 1: part the balls and you one ball falls to each
Speaker 1: nostril likes to die. Do you lay on your back
Speaker 1: when this is happening? Or is this I think she
Speaker 1: goes on my stomach and she goes up, Oh, off
Speaker 1: the bed. It's like it's like a dog digging his
Speaker 1: nose through snow. Yeah. Yes, that's such a cute way
Speaker 1: to put it. Both your faces look the same when
Speaker 1: it's over to Wait, what's the best. I mean, have
Speaker 1: you ever had one where it's divided so much you
Speaker 1: could like feeling on each cheek? I'm sure. I mean
Speaker 1: I've encountered balls like that where it's like the balls
Speaker 1: are just so loosely in the bag. It's like when
Speaker 1: you get a grocery bag and there's two cans of coconut,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And one of the coach
Speaker 1: is actually a twenty leader Like there you, I think
Speaker 1: you need to go see someone about this. It's it's
Speaker 1: resting on your shoulder and the other ones just gently
Speaker 1: covering your nostril. Um, yeah, it's there. Why are balls
Speaker 1: so different? And I would really want to tighten up
Speaker 1: my sack if I were guys, I like them to
Speaker 1: be like in botox would probably it would be funny.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about putting that, like wrinkles cream on my balls,
Speaker 1: just to see what happens over Nothing would happen over time,
Speaker 1: because wrinkle cream isn't real. It just doesn't. It's all.
Speaker 1: What's one piece of lotion on his face? And he's like,
Speaker 1: so my skins, like everything's changed, and I'm just like
Speaker 1: you could it's just lotion, man. So there's four skin
Speaker 1: in this one. Brenna brought it home. There's foeskin and
Speaker 1: just like if there were lotions that really changed your
Speaker 1: face people would use them. People do use them, they do,
Speaker 1: I know, but it's just it's a billion dollar industry,
Speaker 1: I know, because it doesn't work. But if it didn't work,
Speaker 1: people we would just find we would just find one.
Speaker 1: Not because it I mean, they work, but they slowly
Speaker 1: work and they're not really changing. Well, you're changing up
Speaker 1: your tune here. You're saying they do work now. Well,
Speaker 1: I just think that all of these things where you're
Speaker 1: like you were just the other day, like my skin
Speaker 1: is just like so different now, and I'm just I
Speaker 1: think it's for the first time. You just are moisturizing.
Speaker 1: It's not like you're using like you're not nothing's going away,
Speaker 1: or do you feel like things are going away? Well,
Speaker 1: I think it's a mixture of a few things. But
Speaker 1: I'm using this leptic stuff which doesn't have foreskin, and
Speaker 1: I think it just has like circumcised dicks. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it happened. He claimed that one baby's foreskin
Speaker 1: was once used and then the rest of time they
Speaker 1: just clone this foreskin and put it in everything t
Speaker 1: n s too much baby foreskin that work. They take
Speaker 1: the end at the end of skin and then they
Speaker 1: add the two cans need sleep. Two gns nuzzles sweetly. Um,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break. Oh so yeah, T and
Speaker 1: S has it, And they had one for skin in
Speaker 1: the nineteen seventies and then they've just dude like out
Speaker 1: there right now he should have a house. At least
Speaker 1: they've just replicated that foreskin. I just don't believe if
Speaker 1: there was some lotion out there that changed everything women,
Speaker 1: every woman would use it. But every single woman has
Speaker 1: a different regiment for a bottle. I get it, but like,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this and I could afford that,
Speaker 1: and it's just like why you are no? I all
Speaker 1: I use is that ordinary? That's seven dollars for a thing.
Speaker 1: But I just don't understand. If there was one thing
Speaker 1: that every woman, if they used, they would never age.
Speaker 1: We would all be using it, but we're not because
Speaker 1: there's always different things and the way capitalism works as
Speaker 1: you come out with things that are better and newer
Speaker 1: and otherwise, well, there's done. There's a company now that
Speaker 1: they produced a foreskin like cells inside plants, so they
Speaker 1: don't actually use the cells from that one fork. It's
Speaker 1: a wild thing when I'm saying it doesn't make any sense,
Speaker 1: does it? But it makes sense when we should look
Speaker 1: into it. We should google TNS. Uh, Noah, could you
Speaker 1: get on that in google TNS so we can find
Speaker 1: out what the hell he's talking about. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: to break and come back and and really uncover what
Speaker 1: this stuff is and if it's the miracle cream. And
Speaker 1: Andrew heard second hand from Brenna, which I'm sure she
Speaker 1: had the real science behind it, and you've she did.
Speaker 1: I keep doing the duken noise. Okay, Bill does the
Speaker 1: magical fountain? Yeah, I got it too, I got something
Speaker 1: to okay, Um, apparently it's favorite cream. I mean, people
Speaker 1: are going to say that about Oprah has so many
Speaker 1: favorite things. But um. This is from a two thousand
Speaker 1: fifteen article What's Yours Noah? Yeah, so known as the
Speaker 1: hydro facial that the treatment involves a multi step regiment
Speaker 1: aimed at turning back the hands of time on fine
Speaker 1: line wrangles blah blah blah. Baby foreskin extract is applied
Speaker 1: much like a serium and is said to look and
Speaker 1: feel incredibly similar to one. Okay, um, I'm wondering though,
Speaker 1: where where you get it now? And what I stop saying?
Speaker 1: T n s. I'm so annoyed. Oh I see, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Oprah's favorite. But that's from two thousand, but it's
Speaker 1: still around. I know. But why are no articles coming
Speaker 1: up like recently about it? Because it was so good
Speaker 1: that they couldn't keep promoting it? Maybe Okay, so it's
Speaker 1: two d sixty five dollars is what I'm seeing, um,
Speaker 1: which is a lot. And then you just this next
Speaker 1: generation skin rejuvenation formula visibly improves course, wrinkles, fine line,
Speaker 1: skin tone, in texture. It is clinically proven to address
Speaker 1: sagging skin. Visible results start in just two weeks UM,
Speaker 1: with progressive improvements measured over twenty four weeks. Okay that's
Speaker 1: a big difference. Um. I guess what you do is
Speaker 1: you It doesn't even say how to use it. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: packaging is hard to use. Um works great? Okay, these
Speaker 1: are reviews, but can you even trust reviews anymore? I
Speaker 1: mean this is that we're going back to the thing
Speaker 1: of like what online can you even trust? And yeah,
Speaker 1: all those things? What do you use on your skin? Noah?
Speaker 1: Like what's your regiment? Oh? Um? I use there's like
Speaker 1: an Obagi set, but it's like the doctor. It's like
Speaker 1: Doctor ob Jane or whatever sounds good. I'm so tired
Speaker 1: of it, but like I have to. I have to
Speaker 1: keep doing it because I don't know what I would
Speaker 1: look like if I wasn't and I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Did you see like visible results after you start using it,
Speaker 1: and what were the results? Well, I've I feel like
Speaker 1: I've been doing skin stuff and like facials and creams
Speaker 1: and all that from like really really young when I
Speaker 1: was like eighteen because I never wanted to age, so
Speaker 1: I was like, well, if I start now, I'll get
Speaker 1: ahead of it. Mm hmm and um. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know what the difference is, but
Speaker 1: I do like the products that I use now because
Speaker 1: and how long have you been using them? Because that's
Speaker 1: the thing is like when a year? How often do
Speaker 1: you a year? And then what we're using before that
Speaker 1: and what made you go to that? You know, Like
Speaker 1: that's what I'm interested in, is like when girls decided
Speaker 1: to just fucking switch it up because you go to
Speaker 1: see one facialist who goes, this is actually the product,
Speaker 1: and then you go, Okay, you buy all the products.
Speaker 1: You know they get a percentage of Um. I went
Speaker 1: to a med spot and they did this like a
Speaker 1: skin um. They like took a photo of me and
Speaker 1: then there they did like an age of what my
Speaker 1: skin actually looks like, and it actually like came together
Speaker 1: close to my age. Um. And then they just had
Speaker 1: products there and I was like, Okay, well I need
Speaker 1: something because what I was using was like all like
Speaker 1: natural ingredients. But I needed something a little extra that
Speaker 1: was made in a laboratory. I know, I know that's
Speaker 1: a thing you need a little extra. I went and
Speaker 1: went to a Mexican pharmacy the other day looking for
Speaker 1: my miracle skin thing that has been um, what are
Speaker 1: you laughing at? You're like, nothing works, and then you're like,
Speaker 1: I went to fourteen Mexican farm. I'll tell you it's
Speaker 1: not a topical. It's not a topical. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: It's a pill called spirolactinone spire lacta to known if
Speaker 1: you just type in spiro and it'll come up. But I, um,
Speaker 1: I love these things we're all using and we can't
Speaker 1: pronounce well. I was on the subreddit like skin care
Speaker 1: addiction for I've been on that forever and I just
Speaker 1: avoid it now because it's always just people doing their
Speaker 1: flat less, which is where you take a picture of
Speaker 1: all the stuff you use. And people are so they
Speaker 1: know so much about a hydroxy for this, and then
Speaker 1: a retinoid, but you can't mix it with a vitamin
Speaker 1: C and then you and I'm just like I don't,
Speaker 1: I can't even. I'm sure Brunna knows all that stuff now,
Speaker 1: like learning that stuff, but I just I don't care
Speaker 1: enough and and uh so, anyway, I finally heard about
Speaker 1: this thing at some point called spirolactone, that lactinone that
Speaker 1: some girls were taking on there and said it changed
Speaker 1: their life. So I went and asked the doctor about
Speaker 1: it because I struggled with acne for fucking ever, hormonal acne.
Speaker 1: But I've never I know you have pimble, but like
Speaker 1: I know, I've taken it since you've known me. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: And I don't think i've ever seen you with like
Speaker 1: a white head zip white heads. No. But I get
Speaker 1: like maybe a little something on the chin, maybe like
Speaker 1: twice in our friendship. Yeah, I get chin and then
Speaker 1: I get um like up around here around my upper job.
Speaker 1: But I used to get it everywhere to it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I had acne and they weren't just like little bumps.
Speaker 1: They were ones that would just and they wouldn't heal.
Speaker 1: They would just keep coming back, and they were just massive,
Speaker 1: and then they would hurt and they would just you
Speaker 1: couldn't There's no popping them because it would just make
Speaker 1: it worse. It was terrible, and and I know anyone
Speaker 1: out there with adult acne knows like as soon as
Speaker 1: it goes away, one comes up a new one. There's
Speaker 1: never a time where your skin is just fucking clear.
Speaker 1: It was so annoy I'm getting mad about it, and
Speaker 1: I haven't even suffered with it for so long. But
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor and got spear lactone. It
Speaker 1: was fifty milligrams, and um, it didn't do it, didn't
Speaker 1: do it, and I was like fuck. And it was
Speaker 1: because all these message boards said oh it changed everything,
Speaker 1: and I was like, finally my golden ticket and it
Speaker 1: didn't do anything. And I was so upset, so I
Speaker 1: quit taking it. Acne came back, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is just my lot in life. And then some
Speaker 1: went to a new um doctor who said, oh, you
Speaker 1: should do a hundred, Like fifties not going to really
Speaker 1: do it, go up to a hundred. And she was like,
Speaker 1: but you know it can cause upset stomach and makes
Speaker 1: you pee all the time. There's a bunch of a bunch.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of side effects for fucking spirit ACTA.
Speaker 1: Let me read them so I can just see what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die of, um, because I'm addicting on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just I want to see, like how it's gonna
Speaker 1: go down. Dizziness, lightheadedness, stomach ups that, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headache, um,
Speaker 1: and then yeah, it makes you have to pee all
Speaker 1: the time. But man, it changed everything. Wait what about
Speaker 1: the liver No, but like accutane that was first kid
Speaker 1: took like if you couldn't drink on it or like
Speaker 1: I don't know, to funk you up forever. Too much
Speaker 1: potassium so I can't eat too much bananas, which I
Speaker 1: wasn't even doing anyway. And I ran out the other
Speaker 1: day and I was so worried because I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm going to tape the show and not have any
Speaker 1: and my skin is gonna erupt and I can't. And
Speaker 1: I went to Mexican pharmacy. None of them have spirit.
Speaker 1: They looked at me like I was crazy, even though
Speaker 1: I'm like, so many women are on this thing. What
Speaker 1: is up? And then Andrew went and picked up a
Speaker 1: prescription for me right before I left, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be my antidepressant and for sure,
Speaker 1: and then he got in the car and he brought
Speaker 1: it and I had just gone to I had gone
Speaker 1: to so many pharmacies the day before looking for the stuff,
Speaker 1: and I was gonna have Carlisle ship it, and like
Speaker 1: it was going to take another two weeks, which would
Speaker 1: have met my face would explode in that time because
Speaker 1: I'm already out. And then you brought down spear acting
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was so excited. I was
Speaker 1: like shaking, rattling it around. But I did go to
Speaker 1: the pharmacy the other day and they didn't have it,
Speaker 1: but I did get latins, which is the um no
Speaker 1: latis is for your eyelashes. And they go, he goes,
Speaker 1: do you want this guy and or this kind? And
Speaker 1: I was like, what's the difference? He was like price,
Speaker 1: and I was like, and they one was it was
Speaker 1: either fifty dollars or twenty five dollars, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's the difference. He's like, same ingredients, but this one
Speaker 1: is made in a their different lab and I'm like,
Speaker 1: obviously I want the more expense of one because it
Speaker 1: will be better, but also why if it's it's almost
Speaker 1: like the Walgreens version of ibprofen, you know, I know,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know when it comes to your eyes,
Speaker 1: anything by your eyes. Like my buddy remember, yeah, he
Speaker 1: got discount LASI and I was like, that's not what
Speaker 1: you want to spend every dollar you have? Yeah, it's wild, man.
Speaker 1: I was getting into plastic surgery stuff last night. I
Speaker 1: think I want to do some stuff, not plast surgery,
Speaker 1: but LiPo, because skinny girls get LiPo and it looks
Speaker 1: amazing on my back. I just like want, No, it's
Speaker 1: not back fat. It's just like I've got like a
Speaker 1: You sent me those pictures the other day of me
Speaker 1: walking on the beach and I can't get over how
Speaker 1: much I look like like just a hunchbacked can massive? Man,
Speaker 1: I look like a man next to these girls, and
Speaker 1: I can't get it. Like sent me into a wild depression.
Speaker 1: And I didn't think you stood out like that at all,
Speaker 1: the only thing with your back, And I didn't even
Speaker 1: think I sent you one photo. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: I send you a photo with your back, but you
Speaker 1: didn't have spray on your back, so you're back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know. It was like my posture was all fucked
Speaker 1: and I cannot I can't get my posture down, man,
Speaker 1: Like it's when I put my shoulders back, it just
Speaker 1: feels like a like stupid. It doesn't look right to me,
Speaker 1: but it does. I was standing in the mirror trying
Speaker 1: to practice, like how to stand during the show because
Speaker 1: I cannot look like this around these girls that are
Speaker 1: decades younger than me. I cannot look like technak you
Speaker 1: know where you lean like this. But I just have
Speaker 1: a low on my lower body. I have a lot
Speaker 1: of just uh, I don't know, it's like thickness. I
Speaker 1: have a thicker lower like back here on my flanks
Speaker 1: and I just want to take it out because I
Speaker 1: didn't know this. But like all those girls that have
Speaker 1: like perfect little figures, they're all getting lipom fat up
Speaker 1: fat And now what you ordered at the Mexican restaurant
Speaker 1: the other night, I have at listen. I have been
Speaker 1: depressed this weekend, so where I go. What I'm depressed
Speaker 1: is like I need to fix my body and do
Speaker 1: something different, and I'm like going kind of insane about medicine.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's and I'm staying in a fucking cave at
Speaker 1: this resort far away and work keeps getting pushed. I
Speaker 1: haven't worked in five days. We had a good day
Speaker 1: yesterday though, Yeah, that was really fun. We went out
Speaker 1: to um lunch and that was That's what I need
Speaker 1: to do, is I need to force myself to socialize,
Speaker 1: because man, I woke up at eleven yesterday and I
Speaker 1: just wanted to go back to sleep because I just didn't.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know if anyone relates, but like,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to be awake. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be like alive right now. I'm just depressed. And
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's so weird too, because we're
Speaker 1: in paradise, and that's what makes it even worse. And
Speaker 1: I think to depressed people get so much more depressed
Speaker 1: in the summer. I think, or because you think you
Speaker 1: should be outside, because everything says go outside and winter
Speaker 1: at least matches the way you feel inside. But season depression,
Speaker 1: it's to get seasonal depression. The other wise it's I
Speaker 1: did the same thing. I do similar ship that, like
Speaker 1: I'll get in shape during the winter and then get
Speaker 1: fat during the summer. I don't know what the hell
Speaker 1: that mindset is. I don't know. I let myself go
Speaker 1: when it's nice out because it's finally you can relax,
Speaker 1: Like I think you do the thing where you're like
Speaker 1: gearing up for the summer, and then when summer hits
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, now I can just stop that. I
Speaker 1: went to the gym yesterday like trying to get like
Speaker 1: maybe because I realized I have Brady cardio, which is
Speaker 1: my heart is like always really a low pulse rate,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking about it. I think my depression
Speaker 1: is linked to just having a low pulse because it's
Speaker 1: just like and so I just need to get my
Speaker 1: blood I just need to get my heart rate up
Speaker 1: more often. So I went on the treadmill and was
Speaker 1: walking on that thing, and then I just can you
Speaker 1: ever get so depressed in the middle of a workout
Speaker 1: you just give up because you're just like, um, nothing's
Speaker 1: going to change in this next ten minutes that I
Speaker 1: could go, I am going to look at my self
Speaker 1: in the mirror this whole time, I changed my goal.
Speaker 1: I go, you know what, you only wanted to do
Speaker 1: ten minutes anyway, and then you make it and you're like,
Speaker 1: I made my goal and it's due I. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you you trend on the treadmill, you press it down,
Speaker 1: I mean, and then sometimes the calories that you burn,
Speaker 1: which I don't exercise for calories, but it bugs me
Speaker 1: when it shows you your calories and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: haven't burned that many because this thing automatically thinks I'm
Speaker 1: a man and unless I plug in my weight, which
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do to Yeah, I was just like
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just in and then I
Speaker 1: worked out, so I went to just go look at
Speaker 1: the gym, but to go in and look at the gym,
Speaker 1: you have to like sign in, and so I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll just do it now. So I here in heels
Speaker 1: and worked out. I was in workout of clothing because
Speaker 1: I was gonna go check it out. Then I was
Speaker 1: going to go walk around the resort just to get
Speaker 1: my blood flow and then come back. And then I
Speaker 1: just worked out, and then I went and I listened
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift while looking at the stars, which is
Speaker 1: really pretty. But I also was like, I can't do
Speaker 1: this for that long. Um, I don't know why. I
Speaker 1: was just feeling melancholy, and there was who looked at
Speaker 1: the sky and like it doesn't change. You might see
Speaker 1: a shooting star, but but you can focus on a
Speaker 1: star and it starts to twinkle and like wink at you,
Speaker 1: and you try to look for a sign. Like I
Speaker 1: was trying to talk to people in my life, did
Speaker 1: you hear anything? And no? I was just like maybe
Speaker 1: it's I was just really in my feelings. But the
Speaker 1: problem is when I'm depressed, there's no song that can
Speaker 1: match my feelings. That's that's because music for me always
Speaker 1: is me able to like what depression is. It is
Speaker 1: no feelings. It's not because there was like, um, so
Speaker 1: what do you do? Do you keep like searching for
Speaker 1: something that's going to take you out of it. Masturbate
Speaker 1: Maybe that'll take me out of it. Then I can't
Speaker 1: come because I literally feel dead through yep um. I
Speaker 1: will pull up Louise Hey um meditation on YouTube because
Speaker 1: she talks about just like because I know that thoughts
Speaker 1: are what make she was. She had this great point
Speaker 1: Louise Hey, by the way, if you're ever in the
Speaker 1: mood for some motivational stuff, this woman is legit. But
Speaker 1: she was talking about how and I love this. Um,
Speaker 1: if you're grateful for everything that you do, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're grateful for everything you have from the universe, the
Speaker 1: universe will give you more. It's kind of like if
Speaker 1: you give someone a gift and they're just like, I
Speaker 1: don't want this, I hate it, I hate everything I
Speaker 1: have already, you're not gonna give that person another gift.
Speaker 1: But if you give someone a gift and they're like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much about the stupid thing you gave them,
Speaker 1: then the next time you see something that like, oh
Speaker 1: they would want this, you're gonna give more. And that
Speaker 1: just made so much sense to me of I just
Speaker 1: need to be thankful for every literally everything, and then
Speaker 1: the world will start giving you this stuff. Well with depression,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's like the best thing for depression is like
Speaker 1: literally just being around other people, like something that simple.
Speaker 1: I think when we try to do so many things
Speaker 1: on our own, like we'll work out, I'll masturbate, I'll
Speaker 1: play chess like or like solid tary the worst thing
Speaker 1: for me. It reminded me of being on the road
Speaker 1: when I didn't bring out my friends with me and
Speaker 1: I would just like all day search for things that
Speaker 1: would keep me from just eating. That's all I'm doing
Speaker 1: because all I want to do is just go and eat.
Speaker 1: All I can think about is food. It's the only
Speaker 1: drug that is going to take me out of my feelings.
Speaker 1: It's the only thing that's gonna make my adrenaline or
Speaker 1: my dopamine go up in a real way. Nothing else will.
Speaker 1: And so the whole day is just me trying to
Speaker 1: do anything but that. But then you then you eventually eat,
Speaker 1: and then you feel so bad that you over eight.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I'm just like in it right now.
Speaker 1: And then on your back that that's just a quick fix.
Speaker 1: That just tells me, okay, well that now I can
Speaker 1: look forward to. That gives me something to live for
Speaker 1: because now I can get that schedule that and that'll
Speaker 1: be something on my skin. And it's just like, what
Speaker 1: am I even doing. We gotta get to the news.
Speaker 1: Let's see if there's anything in there to cheer me up.
Speaker 1: And I'm honestly having a good mood right now. Hey
Speaker 1: it's Sunday, folks, you know what that means. It's actually Monday,
Speaker 1: Yes it is. I hope you're having all the swells
Speaker 1: out there we are, or at least I am Nikki Is.
Speaker 1: I'm not on her back with a knife, right. I
Speaker 1: do remember there was a girl in eighth grade who
Speaker 1: was trying to erase her fat with a pencil eraser
Speaker 1: and just like going and she was so sad. I
Speaker 1: remember just being like, stopped that and she was just
Speaker 1: like I wanted off and I was just like a
Speaker 1: tiny pencil. I know, it was so sad. I got
Speaker 1: to get the one that's connected to anything. Remember the
Speaker 1: girls that would do the light and they would light
Speaker 1: it for a really long time and then they would
Speaker 1: turn it and put it on their skin and Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was weird. Yeah that was weird. That was just
Speaker 1: another self harmy thing that kids used to do. Uh.
Speaker 1: News um poll d oh ship okay deep DJ poly
Speaker 1: d with the p D in the news for I
Speaker 1: Must Know It so he's running for president. He says
Speaker 1: MTV recorded absolutely everything in the Jersey shorehouse. Those are
Speaker 1: sex tapes. According to the reality star, there was someone
Speaker 1: filming all night, even when they bring someone to bed.
Speaker 1: They have the footage somewhere, so it's like a safe somewhere.
Speaker 1: And Paul is not alone in his conviction that these
Speaker 1: tapes exist. Those tapes exist. We always joke about it.
Speaker 1: We're like, yo, where's that footage? So okay, they're straight up.
Speaker 1: You know what, this reminds me of Secrets of play Boy,
Speaker 1: that show I was watching. You know why Hugh Hefner
Speaker 1: got to do whatever he wanted to do forever and
Speaker 1: ever is because he would invite people to Playboy mansion.
Speaker 1: That's why he would have these big celebrity parts. A
Speaker 1: camera in every fucking room, so he would invite all
Speaker 1: these celebrities. He has a video on everyone in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I mean, this was happening up until like five years ago,
Speaker 1: I think, and he is he is something. All the
Speaker 1: play men say he has a video on and that's
Speaker 1: why they all stayed because they had revenge porn, and
Speaker 1: so he has. He has girl. I mean, there's one
Speaker 1: story that came out that he made a girl go
Speaker 1: down on a dog. And so he has deplorable videos
Speaker 1: of everyone either watching these acts or being a part
Speaker 1: of them. And that's why any time a press article
Speaker 1: would come out about a rape or any kind of
Speaker 1: nefarious activity, he would just make a call and it
Speaker 1: would go away because he has something on everyone. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's politicians. I came by. So that's why the Jersey
Speaker 1: Shore like they can't really really that. No, I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: it's interesting that there MTV could have something on them.
Speaker 1: There'd be something if I were. If I were MTV
Speaker 1: and needed Polly d to do something for me and
Speaker 1: he didn't want to do it, I go, oh, that's interesting,
Speaker 1: you don't want to do it because I have this tape.
Speaker 1: When you have that kind of footage, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that they wouldn't that your employer has has you on
Speaker 1: tape having sex. They probably do. I mean, I jerk
Speaker 1: off in a lot of doghouses. It's crazy one house
Speaker 1: that I was in and I don't know. They might
Speaker 1: have had him in the They might have. There's definitely
Speaker 1: footage of me jerking off in places. Because but I
Speaker 1: haven't done anything illegal or something, and I wouldn't. I've
Speaker 1: talked about it all on stage, so I'm if it
Speaker 1: came out, I would be like Aaron what's her name
Speaker 1: and be like to sue and get a bunch of
Speaker 1: money for people seeing me naked. You know, Aaron Andrews.
Speaker 1: But honestly, I wouldn't be that bothered but I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it wouldn't be bothered, but
Speaker 1: I would turn it into something of like you know,
Speaker 1: it would be a victimization. And so it's not like
Speaker 1: you would. But what I'm saying is he has he
Speaker 1: has stuff of them with underage girl. He is illegal
Speaker 1: footage is what you have never had. UM. But I
Speaker 1: was on right at the other night and they were
Speaker 1: talking about UM where video cameras can be in airbnbs
Speaker 1: and how to look for them. They're fucking everywhere and
Speaker 1: the so someone in the comments, you know, the alarm clock,
Speaker 1: if you shine your phone light into you know, um
Speaker 1: smoke alarms and you in the holes, you know, if
Speaker 1: it's like a blue light back at you, then it's
Speaker 1: a camera. There's some way to check anyway. But the
Speaker 1: thing is there. They someone goes I used to work,
Speaker 1: you know, decades ago for some company that put pinpoint
Speaker 1: cameras in different things. And he said, there's no way
Speaker 1: to check for it all if they want to have
Speaker 1: there everywhere. And Hugh Hefner was doing this in the seventies.
Speaker 1: He had he had videos in every room. So the
Speaker 1: way the technology like in the grotto, he was getting
Speaker 1: stuff underwater cameras. It's just funny to think of, like,
Speaker 1: like how big the video tapes had to be, that
Speaker 1: he had to high it was I can't wait for
Speaker 1: that next I got caught on video. But I told
Speaker 1: you this story about my brother when he caught me
Speaker 1: yelling at the dog. I came home. I left a
Speaker 1: dog for way too long. I got hammered, and then
Speaker 1: I ended up having sex during the day. And then
Speaker 1: I got a phone look always looking down the shame.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. And then they were like, you got
Speaker 1: the dog started to bark and yelp because it hasn't
Speaker 1: eaten for too long, And so he was on camera
Speaker 1: and they called me. He set off the baby cam,
Speaker 1: and so my my sister in law called me. It
Speaker 1: was like, you gotta get home and take the dog
Speaker 1: out and feed him. How long had it been? I
Speaker 1: don't even want to hear this. It wasn't that. It
Speaker 1: wasn't it was. I probably left the house at like
Speaker 1: ten am. They claim it was longer. I really don't.
Speaker 1: It was like ten am, like six pm, maybe later,
Speaker 1: who knows, But it was long enough. And I stopped
Speaker 1: and got a turkey sandwich and I took the dog
Speaker 1: out and then I started going to year. I go,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you ratted me out, did a camera?
Speaker 1: You ratted me out here, but like that, like just hammered,
Speaker 1: like just like yeah and um, and I you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't think of anything of it. I didn't. And
Speaker 1: do you even remember saying that were doing it to
Speaker 1: be funny? No? I no. I was just talking to
Speaker 1: him because I was depressed on alone and trying to
Speaker 1: get myself out of it, you know, So I thought
Speaker 1: i'd have a conversation with Hubert. And then six months later,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a beer with my brother and he's like,
Speaker 1: you ratted me out, Hubert. You read him. He saw
Speaker 1: the whole thing on the gear. That's so weird thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think we realized how often we talked to
Speaker 1: animals and ourselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It'd be
Speaker 1: very embarrassing. My god, yesterday I was watching I got
Speaker 1: a new guitar and I was outside playing it, and
Speaker 1: I set up my camera and I was just playing
Speaker 1: a song, and then I was watching it later when
Speaker 1: I was on the treadmill, just to distract myself to
Speaker 1: see like if it sounded all right, And it was
Speaker 1: so sad. There was a moment where I want to
Speaker 1: play it for you because it's so freaking sad. So
Speaker 1: I'm playing guitar and then I just stop and look
Speaker 1: into the ground. I'm not joking you for like a
Speaker 1: minute without doing like just just a despondent stare into
Speaker 1: the ground. Oh my god, it's so weird. Okay, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Even with glasses on, you can see how
Speaker 1: sad you are. I did not know I was doing that,
Speaker 1: Like I forgot about the camera at this point. This
Speaker 1: is like ten minutes into the reporting. It's you, guys,
Speaker 1: this is not a still image. That's just me. It's
Speaker 1: not no, it's still going. It's not still. It's still
Speaker 1: going like hugging your own neck. It's still going out.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then I started again. You guys
Speaker 1: have to watch that on on the YouTube. We got
Speaker 1: astram so fucking that. I should just post that on
Speaker 1: my Instagram because I feel like people can relate to
Speaker 1: that being that sad because I didn't even know that
Speaker 1: I did that. That is That's That's an interesting thing,
Speaker 1: is filming yourself doing something and then just leave it
Speaker 1: on and forget, because you will every time I film
Speaker 1: myself doing anything, whether it's like an ad for the
Speaker 1: show or like I'm filming with guitar, I forget I'm
Speaker 1: on camera and then I start, and you just don't
Speaker 1: know what you're like when when you aren't around other people.
Speaker 1: It's really interesting to see. That's why I was so
Speaker 1: impressed when I saw that Aaron Andrews, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: see the footage, but the fact that she was alone
Speaker 1: doing her makeup and like, you know, a naked in
Speaker 1: her hotel room and she looked good the whole time
Speaker 1: is shocking. I've never been naked in my hotel room
Speaker 1: and looked like sexy. It's always been like me parting
Speaker 1: and my or just like wiping like spray tan, like
Speaker 1: scratching my skin to get spray tann Ah. I'm by myself.
Speaker 1: I'll be eating a pizza naked and like laying sideways.
Speaker 1: So I've never fatter. I'm like doing the castanza, but
Speaker 1: not even like Mermaid on the beach, and I'm my
Speaker 1: legs are crossing my dicks probably like in between, like
Speaker 1: I can't even see my cock inside my body. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I just have cheese inside my chest hair and
Speaker 1: I'm just like this is the Life. Okay, Um Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Beckham and his fiancee, billionaire heiress Nicola Pelts. Pelts could
Speaker 1: spend their honeymoon in space, as their wealthy friends planned
Speaker 1: to spend five thousand dollars on a virgin galactic trip.
Speaker 1: A source told The Mirror, between his family and Nicolas,
Speaker 1: it's easy to get them on the Richard Branson's first
Speaker 1: v I P space flight. The cost would be a
Speaker 1: drop in the ocean. A lot of people will be
Speaker 1: vying for the title of most impressive gift at his wedding. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're just gonna go into space for a honeymoon gift. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for probably like five seconds. Would you go again? Would
Speaker 1: you go into space? Did we talk about this? Um,
Speaker 1: I have no interest. No, I bet you would go
Speaker 1: into space. Nope, Really I don't space. It seems like
Speaker 1: something you'd be like, I don't want to do it,
Speaker 1: and then you do it and you're like, Nikki, I
Speaker 1: love speling that you would really get into like with that,
Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't think you would like it, but you
Speaker 1: would like if if if I would do it for
Speaker 1: a v and then I would end up like and
Speaker 1: then you go, actually, I like it. That's how my
Speaker 1: mom likes everything. I think is my dad has gotten
Speaker 1: her into stuff. I think there's just I think. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We go up an airplanes all the time.
Speaker 1: We don't give a fuck. And it's like sixty years
Speaker 1: ago that was space. Yeah, so people are looking out
Speaker 1: the window and go, oh my god, I could see
Speaker 1: him the rocky mountains from up here. Do you remember
Speaker 1: with George Clooney where he goes into space up in
Speaker 1: the space when he fired people on Mars? Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: do you remember like in the ending where he just
Speaker 1: like floats into the rest of the universe. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm scared of. Oh, I'm scared of just like floating
Speaker 1: out into nothingness continued. Isn't that kind of like how
Speaker 1: you were looking at the ground. What do you mean? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that of you floating, Yeah, and just seeing
Speaker 1: Clooney in your eye and your glass so weird. Um
Speaker 1: wait a second, no, um? But you know, isn't space
Speaker 1: kind of like the ocean, like if you get out
Speaker 1: there far enough and you can't see any land. Isn't
Speaker 1: that kind of the same vibe? Is there a fear
Speaker 1: of the ocean? To no one? Because deep ocean for sure. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we saw whales yesterday. Was so I
Speaker 1: saw this video the other day on TikTok to hers
Speaker 1: they like tagged like a great white shark and it
Speaker 1: was like they tagged them in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: they hashtagged him. Yeah, they were actually tagging it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Gary to great white Yeah he's sucking blowing up right now.
Speaker 1: I love his skincac it's wild, like he uses his
Speaker 1: own cartilage, um so um yeah, he actually uses a
Speaker 1: seahorse come for a skin by the way, I saw
Speaker 1: a seahorse the other day. Those things are wild anyway.
Speaker 1: So the shark is swimming and it's in like thirty
Speaker 1: degree like it's bodied. It's like thirty degrees and it
Speaker 1: gets lower and lower and then it goes to like
Speaker 1: seventy eight degrees. So something ate it. What Yeah, something
Speaker 1: ate a great white shark at the bottom of the ocean,
Speaker 1: like idea, space is the ocean? We don't even know. Yes, wait,
Speaker 1: so something ate it And that's what they don't know.
Speaker 1: They don't know. It got warm down worm warm. You
Speaker 1: send me that tiptok Yeah, I gotta find it. So
Speaker 1: Gary's not putting out content anymore. No, he stills from
Speaker 1: inside the Greater Shark. The great Yeah, who knows what's
Speaker 1: in there. We saw a whale yesterday and then then
Speaker 1: I saw rocks that I thought was a whale, and
Speaker 1: I just was watching these rocks for so long, being
Speaker 1: like they're coming up again, and Andrews like their rocks
Speaker 1: those are whales. Yeah. This whale was just really out
Speaker 1: out in the sea, just flipping around, and it was
Speaker 1: so cool. They're so freaking cool. Animals do bring me
Speaker 1: out of a funk when they're just so cute and
Speaker 1: they're so they remind you that everything's okay. I love animals.
Speaker 1: I need more in my life. I really miss Luigi,
Speaker 1: but he's depressed out there too at the ground. So
Speaker 1: you're talking about yesterday me and Jen, my assistant uh
Speaker 1: slash producer on the show. She was talking about how um,
Speaker 1: we're talking about how our dogs get depressed on our
Speaker 1: behalf and how they'll like dogs can be your emotional
Speaker 1: support animal. But anyone out there is a depressed person
Speaker 1: and have animals, does your dog fall into a depression
Speaker 1: too with you? Because much does Luigi will sleep until
Speaker 1: I mean, he wouldn't have gone out and past. You know,
Speaker 1: I'll take him out eleven right before I go to
Speaker 1: bed or whatever it is, and then he won't. Then
Speaker 1: the next morning I'll be up, I'll be asleep at
Speaker 1: one and he'll still be patiently waiting for me to
Speaker 1: get up and and not making a big noise, just
Speaker 1: like chilling. He'll go and take five hour naps with me.
Speaker 1: It's it makes me so sad that I like, bring
Speaker 1: that on my animal. But I think that's what happens
Speaker 1: to your kids. That's why I'm scared of being a
Speaker 1: depressed mother. Yeah, I don't want my kids to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: mom's taking a five hour nap again. And I was
Speaker 1: talking to someone about it and they're like, well, your
Speaker 1: husband can play with the kids while you're taking your
Speaker 1: depression nap. And I'm like, I don't want. It's just
Speaker 1: scary when you when you have bouts of depression that
Speaker 1: are like the flu. Oh yeah, I mean that was
Speaker 1: my whole child, but that's not like the flu that
Speaker 1: was consistent. Yeah, would she come out of it right?
Speaker 1: I would just hate it. And my dad wasn't there.
Speaker 1: We were just watching, like living in that world for
Speaker 1: a while. No, what do you think when This Boy
Speaker 1: Meets Well, they got really British at the end of
Speaker 1: that song when it would be like when this Boy
Speaker 1: Meets World. Remember was at the beginning of Boy Meets World,
Speaker 1: and then he got uglier and uglier, his teeth got
Speaker 1: more space, and then he had But Sean was a
Speaker 1: right or strong, the guy, the old hot friend, the one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was hot, he got he had a weird face.
Speaker 1: I did a podcast with him, so I'm not going
Speaker 1: to talk about his looks and call him ugly. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize. But you know who that was a hot
Speaker 1: one to me was the brother Eric God. He had
Speaker 1: good hair. He was like Joey Lawrence kind of so cute.
Speaker 1: We gotta go to breake. Let's come back with uh,
Speaker 1: why do I care? Jon Lawrence and his brother were
Speaker 1: like the Jonas brothers. Before did Jonas? Whoa? What? Did
Speaker 1: he used to say? Who wait? Yeah? Yeah? No, it
Speaker 1: was more like I'm just kidding, it's time. I think
Speaker 1: it was. It was whoa? Whoa? Wait? Why was? Why
Speaker 1: did every heartthrob have like a thing like Jesse on
Speaker 1: full House was like half Mercy. I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Like for prior to sell T shirts, I mean look
Speaker 1: at Bart Simpson. Oh yeah, I don't have a cow
Speaker 1: man bunga. It was everything cow No, that was some
Speaker 1: teenage meeting in turtles cowibunt guy. Okay, okay, break break break,
Speaker 1: We'll be back, all right. Why do I care? Why
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do you care? Nick Andrew? You
Speaker 1: want to look up a little bit as you read
Speaker 1: your phone, just so it's a little bit more. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that looks good. Oh my god, your dirty phone. Look,
Speaker 1: there's like, come on that phone. Whatever, dude, it's a
Speaker 1: fucking twelve come okay. Janet Jackson Jane Jackson says she
Speaker 1: and Justin Timberlake are good friends after Super Both scandal. Honestly,
Speaker 1: the whole thing was and of course it was an
Speaker 1: accident that should not have happened. But everyone is looking
Speaker 1: for someone to blame and that's got to stop. Justin
Speaker 1: and I are very good friends and we will always
Speaker 1: be very good friends, always be connected by that moment.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you remember where you were when that happened?
Speaker 1: Uh was in my dorm room sophomore year of college
Speaker 1: at the University of Kansas. I think I was at
Speaker 1: someone's like a Super Bowl party of like a family friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone was like that nipple popped out. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: a nipple. It was covered with like a spiky ornament.
Speaker 1: That is so not Yeah, it was not even now
Speaker 1: that wouldn't raise but it looked like a nipple. That
Speaker 1: was the thing. It looked like a giant nipple. No,
Speaker 1: I think it was like at it was an ornament
Speaker 1: that covered the nipple but attached to Yeah, oh maybe
Speaker 1: did she did we ever find out if she knew
Speaker 1: about it. They had to have planned it well in
Speaker 1: that quote she said it was an accident. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he pulled it off. It was totally planned. Why have
Speaker 1: we know? Why has there been a final answer on this,
Speaker 1: whether it was an accident or not an accident. I'd
Speaker 1: have been the accident of thinking that was something they
Speaker 1: could do. You know what I'm saying, like, where's the accident?
Speaker 1: Because it was so intentional, give me a break it. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think he was supposed to take off both layers.
Speaker 1: I don't think. Okay, I could be wrong because she
Speaker 1: had like a weird like red bro but then but
Speaker 1: her Nipperly, how could you be wearing a thing that
Speaker 1: could come off? Okay, she had a star but but
Speaker 1: her nipple was coming through the start like it was
Speaker 1: around it. Yes, it wasn't just a cover. If anything,
Speaker 1: it probably accentuated her nipple. It's so funny that nipples
Speaker 1: are such a big deal when men get to show
Speaker 1: them all the time. It's so weird. Why because they're fat?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think there's fat, like there's like
Speaker 1: a bump in them, Like what is wrong with them?
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. They are titillating, no pun intended.
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson claims that she told Justin Timberlake not to
Speaker 1: talk about it after because remember he was like he
Speaker 1: didn't really come to her defense that much, right, I
Speaker 1: mean everyone wants to throw Justin under the bus after
Speaker 1: the Brittney thing, and how yeah he but the Britney thing.
Speaker 1: I was listening to our friend Claire Parker's podcast, The
Speaker 1: Celebrity Memoir Book Club. It's a really popular podcast now,
Speaker 1: and she was talking about the Jamie Lynn Spears uh
Speaker 1: book and everyone hates Jamie Lynn Spears now because of
Speaker 1: it's just I would be I heard, Can I just
Speaker 1: play something that has a documentary called it All for
Speaker 1: You that's out now? It's all for You? You don't
Speaker 1: really want it. That slow song that Janet Jackson sang
Speaker 1: and she was sitting between like the guy's legs with
Speaker 1: who had braids or dreads? Can I just play a
Speaker 1: Britney recent Britney spears Instagram with no context and just
Speaker 1: you tell me if this is let's play four year
Speaker 1: old or Britney spears sloating for some reason. Chicken, chicken, chicken.
Speaker 1: There's a white chicken. There's a brown chicken. There's a
Speaker 1: black chicken. There's an orange chicken. There's a red chicken.
Speaker 1: How many chickens are there? There's one, two, three, four, five, six,
Speaker 1: seven eight. We don't have food. Baby, where are they going?
Speaker 1: There's just chillen. Don't they belong in a bar? Don't
Speaker 1: they belong in a bar? No? This is there in
Speaker 1: the wild, there in the wild. Okay, this one wants
Speaker 1: to come inside the car? Hi, chicken? Hi? Will it
Speaker 1: hurt me? Four year old or Britney spears three year old?
Speaker 1: I mean I heard that and I go, what's going
Speaker 1: on here? That? I know that girls sometimes do a
Speaker 1: baby voice for guys, and and sometimes they played dumb
Speaker 1: like I've even done it before, to be like wait,
Speaker 1: like what do you do like you just like candn't
Speaker 1: do a little bit more, but to say brown chicken,
Speaker 1: red chicken, black chicken, like it reminded me of shrimp soup,
Speaker 1: shrimp salad, shrimp sandwich from Bubba, and then underneath it,
Speaker 1: it's just like, go girl, live your best life. There's
Speaker 1: nothing of concern here. I'm just tired of the narrative
Speaker 1: switch now that she's free of like everything she does
Speaker 1: is totally mentally sound and like we are all we're
Speaker 1: there for it. I am here for this. And it's like,
Speaker 1: if this would have been posted when she was under conservatorship,
Speaker 1: you would have said this was a red flag and
Speaker 1: a cry for help. So what red chicken. I love
Speaker 1: Britney Spears and I've always have, always will, but that
Speaker 1: video did not make me go yay free Brittany. I'm
Speaker 1: so well yeah, I mean, at what point is supporting
Speaker 1: someone a detriment to them? Like it's that's I guess.
Speaker 1: The question is, like, you know, when she's naked with
Speaker 1: barely you know, covers on her, imagine if like and
Speaker 1: I know it sounds whatever cheesy, but like you're a
Speaker 1: fifteen year old your her son and you see whatever
Speaker 1: your mom almost butt naked on Instagram and then with
Speaker 1: choppy editing, with your friend with choppy editing, and then
Speaker 1: read the comments and everyone's like, you go, girl, you're
Speaker 1: the best. I you know, I get it, like be
Speaker 1: naked whatever, it's just nudity. I get that. But really
Speaker 1: think about if that's your own mother, because that's how
Speaker 1: like I would look at it. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't think anything's changed since she's become free in terms
Speaker 1: of her captions and her videos. To me, nothing's changed
Speaker 1: except she has gotten a little bit more outspoken, which
Speaker 1: has only made me realize she was she um. Someone
Speaker 1: just needs to like just look at just edit a
Speaker 1: couple of where held without people stealing her money? Like
Speaker 1: I think that's how about that, okay? And I don't
Speaker 1: think like here her boyfriend, I think he's just like along,
Speaker 1: he's a yes guy, Like he's just like along for
Speaker 1: the ride. How how long could you put up with
Speaker 1: a hot girl that likes to count chickens and say
Speaker 1: what color they are if there's no other animals on
Speaker 1: the farm, or maybe it's good they belong in a barn,
Speaker 1: don't they belong in? That was the only thing that
Speaker 1: I go, not a four year old belonged. The word
Speaker 1: belong is not a four year olds word. That was
Speaker 1: the only indication that that, I mean, tone of voice,
Speaker 1: everything about that. I mean, obviously this girl is suffering
Speaker 1: and has been through a lot, and there's some sort
Speaker 1: of stunted, arrested development there in her voice, because that's
Speaker 1: the voice of a child, but with one vocabulary word
Speaker 1: that a child would use, which makes me think of
Speaker 1: that twenty two year old girl that's actually looks like
Speaker 1: she's eight. And and here's what happens. She can't do
Speaker 1: anything wrong, and like and if if you even say
Speaker 1: that she might, yeah, you're gonna get stabbed in the throat.
Speaker 1: And it's like you can you can say this was
Speaker 1: crazy and in the same voice you go, I feel
Speaker 1: bad that society treated or that way. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? You can say both without you don't have
Speaker 1: to stand everything she does. I'm just saying coming from
Speaker 1: some just I want to just say that I don't
Speaker 1: think everything's okay based on that chicken video, that there's
Speaker 1: something that there's been maybe head trauma or like that
Speaker 1: is just a person who who if if I start
Speaker 1: talking like that, wouldn't you go, did Nicky hit her head?
Speaker 1: Did she is she suffering some kind of head look
Speaker 1: around and talk like that and let's no, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to do it because it'll be mocking it.
Speaker 1: But if someone you know, an adult person you know,
Speaker 1: started talking like that, you would say they had a
Speaker 1: traumatic brand injury, yeah, or like yeah, something something happens
Speaker 1: when something did you know? So for people to go
Speaker 1: l O L I love the like and just let
Speaker 1: me read some of these comments. What I love. I
Speaker 1: love that purple hair. Britt you can rock it all girl,
Speaker 1: I love the purple hair. Queen. Your body is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Nobody in the world is perfect. Don't worry, we love you.
Speaker 1: Don't ever say your body isn't perfect. It is because
Speaker 1: her caption was all about how her body and the
Speaker 1: paparazzi add rolls and everything. It's just the video. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the chicken video was one of the like
Speaker 1: five video series. I think we're they're all just ignoring
Speaker 1: the chickens. The chicken part or maybe we didn't see
Speaker 1: it was a deep gut yeah. Um I and before
Speaker 1: we get to top one bottom one, because I know
Speaker 1: we need to get to it. I don't know one
Speaker 1: more brittany thing. I just want to say, did this
Speaker 1: sound good to everyone? Like? People? I thought this was
Speaker 1: going to get kind of made fun of a little bit,
Speaker 1: but everyone was like, that is so good? Is that
Speaker 1: one of the chickens? That is that good? I know
Speaker 1: everything's it's that to me. When I first heard that,
Speaker 1: I thought there was someone in a car accident on
Speaker 1: my feet, Like, I think I heard it on someone
Speaker 1: else's phone next to me. Yeah, I thought that was
Speaker 1: that her, Like warm up? Is she doing warmups? Does
Speaker 1: she have her finger in her ear? I mean I
Speaker 1: can't do that. Okay, that stuff sounds good, but the
Speaker 1: first part, I mean I couldn't hit that note either. No,
Speaker 1: you're right like that? Yeah, like I guess I kind
Speaker 1: of hit it, but you can't hit it right like,
Speaker 1: and she has bad a cute sticks like everything is
Speaker 1: not built for that. But yes, I just don't. Am
Speaker 1: I wrong in thinking that doesn't sound good? Well? There
Speaker 1: were people, Yeah, No, you're not wrong. Every you should
Speaker 1: see the comments under this. She can't do wrong. It's
Speaker 1: not I I feel I feel crazy. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: starting to feel like, Is I feel crazy? Really? Virus
Speaker 1: wrote under this said someone wrote vote, she wrote vocal Bible. Um.
Speaker 1: Someone said, uh, this just extended our lives. Someone said
Speaker 1: meet me at three. Someone said a new song. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Brittany is coming. Here's the thing her doing
Speaker 1: any music. People are so fucking happy. Then the dancing
Speaker 1: and the chickens like there. If she puts out an
Speaker 1: album right now, it would destroy like people want her
Speaker 1: to go. I would love it. I would love it too,
Speaker 1: I would love her. Okay, there's some comments that are
Speaker 1: actually acknowledging it me when someone steps on my toe
Speaker 1: while in line for pizza hut. Yes, okay, so there
Speaker 1: we have one acknowledgement with the top are yelling at
Speaker 1: that person. Oh oh my, that's a great there's probably
Speaker 1: there's probably that. Is that the eighteen thousand likes, and
Speaker 1: then everyone the uh yeah, everyone's actually kind of agreeing
Speaker 1: with them. Oh yeah, this is a roller coaster, you
Speaker 1: know what. I'm just glad that someone acknowledged that this
Speaker 1: isn't perfect because I felt crazy. Let's get to top one.
Speaker 1: Bottom one. Today's category is potato chips. Potato chips? Can
Speaker 1: we do corn chips? To like any kind of chip?
Speaker 1: Okay a chip? Okay? A chip? Okay, good because I
Speaker 1: think I have um one that's uh mostly corn based. Um. Andrew,
Speaker 1: let's start with you. We're going to start with the
Speaker 1: bottom because we always like to end on top. Um.
Speaker 1: You're going to say tu, and it's probably mine as well.
Speaker 1: The Friedo Friedo, Brittany, that's what I say, Friedo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just snack chips like brands are flavors. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking brands. I mean we really this is a loose
Speaker 1: So you think Frito's those ones with like the scoops
Speaker 1: are the worst. Well, there's the thing you gotta I mean,
Speaker 1: if you add any kind of like french onion dip,
Speaker 1: you gotta add a dip, just straight up Friedo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not getting Someone goes into a store and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: let me get not even like the flavored Frito's, just
Speaker 1: like straight Friedo. That's a guy that eats raisin, like
Speaker 1: raisin brand without disagree. I think Fritos are delicious. So
Speaker 1: if I was one of the store and I go
Speaker 1: they have Frito's and we have no depa Frito's or
Speaker 1: plain tortilla chips, plain, They're they're in the same ballpark,
Speaker 1: I would say texture wise, that's close actually because I
Speaker 1: kind of I kind of like the hardness of a Frito.
Speaker 1: M hmm, this is tough. So what if so we're
Speaker 1: going Frito is your least favorite of all the snacks, chips,
Speaker 1: of all chips of all Like what about what about Cheetos?
Speaker 1: Do those kiunt what chetos? You love Cheetos? Okay, she does.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand what they're why the why the shape?
Speaker 1: What are they made of? I mean all chips are
Speaker 1: made out of it. They just look like buggers. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw some Derito videos like this is your Doritos
Speaker 1: before and it was just like just like larvae like Larva,
Speaker 1: like just like like this is your chips, and I'm
Speaker 1: like okay, oh god, I don't need to see that ship. Yeah, okay, No,
Speaker 1: what's your least favorite chip? The Doritos has to be
Speaker 1: in my bottom? Doritos just playing not to cheese Dorito
Speaker 1: just like well we're talking about brands, right, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: what kind of dorito? Yeah? What kind of Dorito? I guess? Like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: so I don't like it because it's so like manufact
Speaker 1: uctured to hit every single one of my Like, um,
Speaker 1: it's like the sound the fact. Yeah, like like even
Speaker 1: down to to what the crunch sounds like, so that
Speaker 1: I want to eat more and more of it. So
Speaker 1: I just don't like Dorito's. I mean, I guess they're
Speaker 1: all designed for that. We don't confuse. So you like
Speaker 1: them too much, then you hate them. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't allow myself to eat them because I'll just eat
Speaker 1: the whole bag. Ah wow, an interesting take on the
Speaker 1: top one bottom one. So because they are so appealing,
Speaker 1: let's avoid them. Now. How do you guys feel about
Speaker 1: a good commercial for Doritos? It kind of is. Actually
Speaker 1: they're so good, just one campaign of lace, but for
Speaker 1: Doritos um for my least favorite, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: lace like Ruffled, I think, yeah, sorry, cream and onion
Speaker 1: are fucking cher cream, No ruffles. Ruffles is the brand?
Speaker 1: Sorry Ruffle? Uh yeah, sour cream and onion ork delicious,
Speaker 1: but ruffles just plain I don't like, Uh you know what. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go lays plane lays that if they're just
Speaker 1: too oily. They make me sad to eat. They're just
Speaker 1: too oily and they're not fun, and I need something
Speaker 1: with them. I want some kind of dip with them,
Speaker 1: and they're just too plain. I just I don't like
Speaker 1: PoTA chips anyway. I've never have there. Sometimes there's like
Speaker 1: a green part of them. I remember there used to
Speaker 1: be like Booker chips that we used to call them.
Speaker 1: My waspy friends like their dads would always have like
Speaker 1: plane chips with a sandwich, and I I never understood it.
Speaker 1: I never understood just a plane my parents plane chips.
Speaker 1: And then there's this grease stain on the paper plate
Speaker 1: and it makes me sick. It makes me sick. One
Speaker 1: time during play practice um in high school. It made
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard the other day because it was
Speaker 1: the first time, I think one of the first times
Speaker 1: where I was like, I'm funny, or just the way
Speaker 1: I talk is funny. There's been a couple of times
Speaker 1: I was like this recently where I've realized that, like,
Speaker 1: I'm just funny. The way that I move and talk
Speaker 1: makes people laugh even if I'm not trying to. Like
Speaker 1: the other day when I got out of that police
Speaker 1: ticket and I was doing this like, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: just celebrating, but these guys were laughing so hard at
Speaker 1: my reaction and like and you know, doing it and
Speaker 1: then at the massage the other night, I just like
Speaker 1: stripped down my clothes as soon as the woman like
Speaker 1: would turned her back, and she started laughing, and she
Speaker 1: and they all started laughing, and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just like a The way I move is funny.
Speaker 1: And there was this time at play practice and Justin
Speaker 1: Courson was sitting next to me. We were like partners
Speaker 1: on this. We had to sit in this courtroom scene
Speaker 1: it was like forever, and we were on this bench
Speaker 1: and beneath us was like a seven foot drop. It
Speaker 1: was like bleachers, but there was like a seven foot
Speaker 1: drop that if we leaned back it would be up
Speaker 1: catastrophic injury for both of us. And I used to
Speaker 1: one day, I look back and I go, that is
Speaker 1: just sick. And he was like, that's the funniest thing
Speaker 1: to say about a drop off, and he would just
Speaker 1: everything he go, that's just it became this running bit
Speaker 1: of like just something I said became a thing, and
Speaker 1: he was so funny that I just remember being like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I said something funny, but I didn't mean for it
Speaker 1: to be funny. It was just disgusting. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: the funniest ship is when sometimes I feel like I
Speaker 1: over analyze like funny now of like what I say
Speaker 1: is it witty enough? But some of the funniest ship
Speaker 1: is just like that's why beetle Juice was so fucking
Speaker 1: funny on Howard Stern. You just say things like you
Speaker 1: didn't think about And the idea of like a seven
Speaker 1: foot drop, it's like, let's drink a mountain dew and
Speaker 1: fucking like sick, sick, Like it's such a small drop
Speaker 1: to be sick, like it should be six feet It's
Speaker 1: just to be disgusted by things that aren't viscerally like
Speaker 1: gooey or gross. Is funny to be like that's sick you. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I was saying, like that's sick, like that could kill us.
Speaker 1: Oh well that is kind of badass too, Like that's
Speaker 1: it does work both ways. Back to chips, favorite chip
Speaker 1: um ship, I'd have to go with hockey. I'm googling
Speaker 1: chips right now and I've never had a tackey. There's
Speaker 1: some chips you know where you know what are great
Speaker 1: chips zaps, which is like and it's kind of because
Speaker 1: it's like a New Orleans chip and that's where I
Speaker 1: went to college. But there's a there's a chip called
Speaker 1: the Voodoo Chip, and it's like it's so many different
Speaker 1: flavors and it's just my mouth is watering like crazy,
Speaker 1: and it's crunchy. It's crunchy. And I'm not always a
Speaker 1: big crunch head with chips because it will cut my
Speaker 1: where I don't have teeth. But about a baked leg?
Speaker 1: Do you like those because they're softer? I like a
Speaker 1: big leg because I convinced myself on being healthy or
Speaker 1: like a It's like you're eating salad salad chips? What's
Speaker 1: the other chips? Even though I do put them in
Speaker 1: my salad, I crunch them up. Salad turn chips are
Speaker 1: better for that too. What's the harvest cheddar? The sun chip?
Speaker 1: You convince yourself as healthy? Oh? Son chips? Yeah? They
Speaker 1: have like a lighter texture, almost like an air fried texture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's just I don't know why, it just seems healthy.
Speaker 1: What's your what's your best chip? Noah? My favorite chip
Speaker 1: is an uts red hot? Wait a second, Google, are
Speaker 1: like eight cents to for a biggass bag. It's definitely
Speaker 1: like a budget potato chip, but it's like red hot.
Speaker 1: Oh that gives me cankersource just looking at their so spicy,
Speaker 1: but like it's like a sweet spicy It's like the
Speaker 1: best I love it, feel like you get in Arizona?
Speaker 1: Can you get those in a in Arizona? I wish
Speaker 1: I would buy you a ton of them if I did.
Speaker 1: And I have so many pimples after Oh you get
Speaker 1: pimples from chips. From those chips, yeah, oh my god?
Speaker 1: Can you want to eat four of them? It's the
Speaker 1: well I guess this is in contrast to what I
Speaker 1: don't like about the dorritos. But you eat it and
Speaker 1: get so spicy they you have to eat another one
Speaker 1: because it's like a little bit set at first, and
Speaker 1: then really spicy, and then you just eat the whole bag.
Speaker 1: It's like when you get a pot brownie and it
Speaker 1: makes you eat half of it, and then you get
Speaker 1: high and you get hungry and the only thing you
Speaker 1: have to eat is more brownie, which makes you more high. Also,
Speaker 1: uts is like the shitty It's the Domino's pizza of chips.
Speaker 1: Like I like shitty pizza, like I like Tostitos pizza.
Speaker 1: Like I used to fucking make the way that it
Speaker 1: was my face and I would rip it apart. I
Speaker 1: didn't know how hungry it wasn't always already eating. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that my least favorite chip is
Speaker 1: a salt and vinegar, and then I thought about it.
Speaker 1: In my my fucking mouth is graphic. It's like pus
Speaker 1: when you see like fucking David, what David? I was
Speaker 1: thinking about five? I was thinking, uh, David Quartet or
Speaker 1: Dan Cortets. I was thinking of, like this is an empty,
Speaker 1: empty V heavy shot. I was just thinking of, like
Speaker 1: what would make your pussy weight? And then I was
Speaker 1: gonna go David dicovney and I just froze. But Dan Cortez, David,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like when you're from the statue,
Speaker 1: um your favorite chip um? I uh, my favorite is
Speaker 1: the Texas grill friedo that has been discontinued, but I
Speaker 1: used to get them every day in high school. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the Texas girl. They so they had little
Speaker 1: marks on them, like your dad was out there barbecue
Speaker 1: and them on the grill. They were these it's probably
Speaker 1: too hard to make them, do you see. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember that Texas. Oh they were so freaking good.
Speaker 1: But you know, if we're going and this woman, oh,
Speaker 1: that's Reba McIntyre. I guess she was on the commercial
Speaker 1: front when because it's probably like hard to stamp each one.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they stopped making them, but they
Speaker 1: were so freaking good. But I am you know, Barbecue
Speaker 1: baked Lays are probably the one. I'm not a chip pad.
Speaker 1: I really don't like chips. I don't like anything that
Speaker 1: it's just going to be like so much fat and
Speaker 1: just a snack that. Chips have never filled anyone up.
Speaker 1: They never do. You eat the whole bag cheeseballs in
Speaker 1: a can. I funk with that heavy, and I potatoes
Speaker 1: sticks in a can. If we're talking about cheese puffs,
Speaker 1: like the ones that are really puffy, yes, like the
Speaker 1: one's not even like from the regular like the utches
Speaker 1: of cheese pots, yes, yes, just stuck my fingers after
Speaker 1: like it's cold. See. I like those better than cheetos
Speaker 1: because cheetos are like those Why is it solve in
Speaker 1: your mouth? Like? I love that? Like a styrofoam. Oh
Speaker 1: the cheese paws, Yeah those are good too. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like a styrophone. I like when it just melts, just melts, pirates,
Speaker 1: booty hirs that that stuff underneath your tongue. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you think you're being healthy too again, Oh yeah, those
Speaker 1: are so good or um. I used to love animal
Speaker 1: crackers because those would give you so much of a
Speaker 1: composite of like a new Uh. They would just give
Speaker 1: you that jaw jaw storage of warm. Sometimes I would
Speaker 1: eat the head and be like, I'm a I never
Speaker 1: someone who looked at my food before I ate it
Speaker 1: and was like, oh, I'm gonna eat this color thing,
Speaker 1: or I'm only gonna like I used to get those
Speaker 1: gummy sharks, you know, shark bites, and I would just
Speaker 1: blow past the white one and people would be like,
Speaker 1: you're just saying a white one, and I'd go like,
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was supposed to, like look at
Speaker 1: it before I ate it. I'm not someone. I'm just
Speaker 1: a scarf for you are too. I'm a very big scarfer,
Speaker 1: but I do. Maybe that's what happened today. Yeah, swam
Speaker 1: past my lunch table in seventh grade. All right, well
Speaker 1: let's call this a let's let's call it a show. Uh,
Speaker 1: we we made some progress. I feel like I've been
Speaker 1: a better bood. I'm fucking so hungry. I'm so hungry now.
Speaker 1: I have to go to a fitting right now. It's
Speaker 1: not I'm not in the mood. Um. What are you
Speaker 1: going to do for lunch? Noah, we'll probably go out somewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun. It's Sunday, Andrew. Where are you gonna
Speaker 1: go for lunch? Either that bar we went to yesterday
Speaker 1: or district? You gotta go zippers alone? No, no, there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of people going to watch football. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're watch football. Okay, we gotta go. Andrew's kickoff has
Speaker 1: already happened. He's freaking out right now. Fine, what's happening already?
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, David, all right, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Don't Jackie from Howard Stern Jack he's a joke band
Speaker 1: to Martin Ling too,